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J mama told me that she would buy me j
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j a rubber Dolly if I be good 7
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mama!
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Car's cc oming!
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Stay in the car, Mr. mud.
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Better not let Stokes see you.
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Back in your car, sheriff.
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Now look here, Daniel.
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I don't care about no
paper, no bank's paper.
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I ain't leaving my land.
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Stokes land is Stokes land.
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Put down that gun, Daniel Stokes.
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You get outta here, sheriff!
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We ain't got no other place to go to.
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The law is the law.
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You are officially evicted!
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The hell you say.
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He's gonna shoot!
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God!
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Oh my dear god.
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Get up.
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Oh my Daniel!
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Daddy, what's wrong?
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Get up!
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Quit playing!
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Daddy, please!
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Get up.
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Mommy, he won't get up.
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Daddy, please oh please daddy.
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J dream j
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j dream, dream, dream, j
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j dream j
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j dream, dream, dream j
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j when I want you
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j in my arms.
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J when I want you
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j and all your charms j
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j whenever I want you j
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j all I have to do is dream j
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j dream, dream, dream j
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j when I feel blue j
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j in the night
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j and I need you j
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j to hold me tight
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j whenever I want you j
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j all I have to do is dream j
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j I can make you mine j
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j taste your lips of wine j
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j anytime, night or day j
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j only trouble is j
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j gee whiz j
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j I'm dreamin' my life away j
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j I need you so j
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j that I could die j
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ji love you so j
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j and that is why j
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j whenever I want you j
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j all I have to do is dream j
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j dream, dream, dream, dream j
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you know I think I'll
definitely go blonde next time.
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Oh, too much bleach ain't
good for a body, Ms. Morgan.
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= nonsense.
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Liable to get poisoned.
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That's what happened to that Jean Harlow.
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Plutonium went right through
her skull and hit her brain.
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Platinum, mama, not plutonium
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she's dead, ain't she?
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Real sorry, mama.
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How was he?
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Ms. Morgan wants a manicure, too.
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Damn.
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She likes Cheryl to do her manicure.
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I hope she's got the
money to pay us this time.
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Ya' want, I should look in her purse?
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No, mama, that'd be dishonest.
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Well, I was just fixing to look.
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Ti wouldn't a took nothin'.
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Oh no, Mr. albertson,
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I plainly told you I'd have
the money next Tuesday.
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Yeah, but what you forget
is that it is next Tuesday.
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No, it's not my choice,
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but you're three months
behind on your payments!
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= t have more than 29 dollars.
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Yeah, for 429 dollars maybe
we could talk, sweetheart.
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Look, fellas, come on, let's
get everything outta here!
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No! - You can't!
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You can't!
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No, no, business is business!
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Crooked business!
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Anyway ever of meeting my payments!
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Please, Mrs. Stokes, melba!
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Can't take that, you'll ruin it.
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No, don't!
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She's still not dry.
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She ain't done yet.
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She's sopping, soakin' wet!
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Help!
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The kaiser here!
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A new world's record
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for phone booth stuffing
was achieved today
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when 33 co-eds from the
university of Vermont
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crammed themselves into a phone booth
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on the corner of main and Holly
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during morning rush hour.
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Shawn!
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Shawn!
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Shawn!
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Shawn!
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Where were you?
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I just called the doctor.
= you did.
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- The rabbit died.
- He did.
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Does that mean we're okay?
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No, it means I'm pregnant.
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Oh, poor rabbit.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, yeah!
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We can get married, Cheryl!
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Married?
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Oh, that's just bitchin'!
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What are we gonna live on?
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Room and board doesn't mean that thing.
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You don't seem to
understand, you're pregnant.
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At your age, that's practically rape.
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Me, I'll go to jail.
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No more shootin' the curls for old Shawn.
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Bug off, Shawn!
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As mama always says, who
even knows if it's your baby.
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I've always had my choice of five fathers.
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Oh, come on, Shawn, I'm late.
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Late for what?
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Manicure.
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Wait a minute!
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What do you mean it's not my baby?
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Wait a second!
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This is Carol's record player!
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Everything goes, lady!
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Carol earned it with her marriage!
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Those other dumb Hicks took the car!
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That's right, right now.
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Now none of these fart knockers
are taking everything else!
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You ladies are dangerous!
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This is America!
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= the land of the free!
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Nothing is free, nothing is free.
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God does not deal in dollars and cents.
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He does not care about 429
dollars, Mr. albertson!
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Ms. Morgan's hair was not even dry!
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Not even dry!
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God deals in the eternal damnation
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of souls, Mr. albertson!
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You know you ladies are lunatics!
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You're damn crazy!
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T never!
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You'll hear from me!
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No respect for law and order!
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Shawn, are you much
a man as my papa was?
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I didn't know him, Mrs. Stokes.
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Get in your car, Shawn.
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Landlords!
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Mama, !
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Avengin' angel has entered
into your mama, Cheryl,
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and we had best follow.
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Vengeance is mine, sayeth the lord!
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Come on.
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You didn't just get away with that!
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Getting sea sick.
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J when I saw her on the corner j
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j then I knew that
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stay on his tail, Shawn.
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Why you crazy damn fools!
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Watch it!
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I'll do anything for you.
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Good.
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Because Cheryl...
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Cheryl's got a duck in the oven.
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A what? = Shawn!
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Damn you!
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You mean you knocked her up?
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You cross little surfer,
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you went and ruined my child's life!
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Oh mama, I'm just gonna have a baby.
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= you damn fools!
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Don't you dare have no accident.
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This is a Stokes baby.
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Hey, melba Stokes!
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Sheba Stokes, melba Stokes,
Carol Stokes, baby Stokes.
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Oak trees, mountains, huts.
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Mrs. Stokes, I just wanna
talk to you a little...
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Get him, now!
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You're crazy!
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You're both crazy!
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Moron, you!
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You darned near killed me, idiot!
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You go on
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or I'm gonna call the law.
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I'm a big man in this community
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and I don't have to put
up with that kinda crap.
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Oh, ow ow that hurts there.
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Oh, where'd you put it?
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The bitch.
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What am I gonna tell my wife?
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I used to cry every time they played
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"coming in on a wing and a prayer".
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That's why I feel practically certain,
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Cheryl, that your daddy
was in the air force
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and must have died for his country.
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We need gas, mama.
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= I feel like California's a sink.
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Someone pulled the plug out on us.
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Like we're just gonna go
gurglin' right down the drain.
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Seems like we never shoulda come west.
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Headin' west was the
start of all our trouble.
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No, Daniel and the farm
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was the start of all our troubles.
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What the heck we gonna do now?
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You need a home, baby.
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That's what you really need.
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Any one of your dads would
have made a home for you
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with grass and trees.
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Real trees. Oak trees, mountains, uh.
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That's right.
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I'm gonna get it all for you, baby.
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We're going back to Jerusalem, Arkansas.
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= what the heck for?
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I'm gonna buy back our farm.
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What!
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I'm gonna buy it with
good solid, honest cash
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and nobody can never take
it away from us again.
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You got any idea where
we're gonna be tonight?
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Yes, we're gonna be in
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Las Vegas.
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Now melba, just hold up here.
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Now, you're traveling too fast.
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We're gonna buy back
the Stokes 60 acres.
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Cotton, soy beans, chickens,
pigs, horses, mules.
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Mama's gonna sell eggs and milk.
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Yee hoo!
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String beans and ripe red tomatoes,
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juicy tomatoes.
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And dirt and mules and worms.
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And worms.
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No, I think you're
running a fever, mama.
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If I am, I don't want you
to tell me about it, Cheryl.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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Not yet.
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Ah, right about now.
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Hold it right in.
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And if we have to, we'll buy
the bank that took our farm.
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No more loan company.
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Paid, everything!
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I said hold it in, honey.
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Hold it in.
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There's a gas station right there.
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Right there on the road, right up there.
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Come on, get goin',
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she's gonna croak.
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We're the ladies room?
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Get off my foot.
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Here.
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This way.
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Got a wrench?
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Fill it up with gas, please.
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Get mama a wrench.
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Dammit, she got mornin' sickness.
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We need some oil.
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Gas, oil, water.
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Air, air, air in the tires, air.
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Come on, get going with
the gasoline, mister.
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Come on!
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And some water.
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We need some water, water and the air...
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Give mama room!
274
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,292
Come on, mister, get goin'.
275
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,303
It's off gas.
276
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,396
Hello!
277
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,238
Gas?
278
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,646
Hello, who's there?
279
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,569
Oh my god!
280
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,817
What the hell happened to you?
281
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,622
Blonde bitch.
282
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:33,950
I'm gonna catch 'em.
283
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,372
She asked me for a wrench.
284
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,915
They dimmed my lights
for a lousy 15 bucks.
285
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:40,961
That's terrible.
286
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:41,799
How many were there?
287
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,589
= there was three of 'em.
288
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,427
The call one grandma.
289
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,261
I'll kill "em.
290
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,722
The blonde bitch.
291
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:48,931
Ah, thanks son.
292
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,765
I'll kill "em.
293
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,100
You're welcome, mister.
294
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,594
Hey hey, hey, what, what.
295
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,435
What the hell's the matter...
296
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,439
I'm really sorry, mister.
297
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,233
Ti have to do this.
298
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,723
I have to get going.
299
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,565
Ti need a few hours.
300
00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,399
I'm not really like the those people.
301
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,204
Just relax, someone'll
be over in a few hours.
302
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,739
You dirty little good for nothin'.
303
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,574
J the best things in life are free j
304
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,320
j but you can give them
to the birds and bees.
305
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,411
J I need money j
306
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:17,285
j that's what I want j
307
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,127
j that's what I want. J
308
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,712
I like ike!
309
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,337
I feel lucky.
310
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,549
God bless America!
311
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,054
Okay mama, here we go.
312
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,520
Oh, how god loves me.
313
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,986
Oh, I'm sorry, lady.
314
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,327
But you have to be in close
contact with the deity
315
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,946
to make these machines pay.
316
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,960
And you have to believe in America.
317
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,423
Well, that much.
318
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:06,970
I'm ready here.
319
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:12,215
I'm pure and I believe.
320
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,598
Would you give me one of them nickels?
321
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,892
There and god bless you.
322
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,357
Aw, thank ya', lady.
323
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,361
Okay, honey.
324
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,605
The lord sayeth, him that has, gits.
325
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,287
Whoo hoo!
326
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,873
She's done it!
327
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,539
J money j
328
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,583
j that's what I want j
329
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,420
= cleanliness is hext to godliness.
330
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,090
Come on, baby!
331
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,896
Tippy canoe and Tyler, too.
332
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,194
Yeah!
333
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,491
Rub on, big daddy!
334
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,501
44 for here,
335
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,056
oh no.
336
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,059
Lady baby.
337
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,893
Lady baby, kiss my dice.
338
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,014
Come on, come on, kiss it.
339
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,697
Here we go, hey!
340
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,111
Hallelujah, lucky lady.
341
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,123
Whoo!
342
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,858
I'm melba Stokes.
343
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,950
Lady, Mayer Jim Bob trotter.
344
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,076
Oh yeah, of forgotten
city of steamhead, Texas.
345
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,540
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
346
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,125
My dog has fleas.
347
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,249
Remember the alamo.
348
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,591
Whoa!
349
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,766
= come on! Come on!
350
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,805
Only eights.
351
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,647
Come on! Come on you three cherries.
352
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,819
Come on, baby!
353
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,038
Cheryl!
354
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,324
Cheryl!
355
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,166
Shawn!
356
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,410
We're at the motel next
to the wedding chapel
357
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,753
and across the street from the car wash.
358
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,586
Cheryl!
359
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,626
Shit, what the hell's a Shawn?
360
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,090
Shaw happens to be father
of my unborn child, hotshot.
361
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:15,924
Come on.
362
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,213
Hey, nuts about me already.
363
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,382
What! Who is this yo-yo?
364
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,800
Are we gonna fitter and skit bomb
365
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,844
or are we gonna go for
that ride you promised me?
366
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:25,972
Oh, bye hon.
367
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,935
See you later.
368
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,939
Away we go.
369
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,528
Cheryl!
370
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,652
Only you can prevent forest fires.
371
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,405
Well, I'm broke.
372
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:57,927
Excuse me.
373
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,805
Watch it.
374
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,553
Why, we were winning.
375
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,429
We just couldn't help but win.
376
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:14,150
We're the greatest god
fearing team of all time.
377
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,565
Well, maybe we took
the name of our lord,
378
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,608
our god, in vain.
379
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,732
Several times.
380
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,029
What's the matter with you, boy?
381
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,699
Mrs. Stokes, this is
definitely the worst day
382
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,991
of my entire life.
383
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,332
And you can say that, son,
when we just lost ourselves
384
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,042
a wagon load of nickels.
385
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,209
Just a wagon load.
386
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,707
Boy, we were out there
for awhile, weren't we?
387
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,835
I mean, real hot.
388
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,383
Aw, I sure enjoy.
389
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,388
I mean it
390
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,432
we had it and we lost it.
391
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,940
You can get it again.
392
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,525
We got to get it again.
393
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,689
I'm a mother.
394
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,694
I love my mother.
395
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,820
I love a girl who loves her mother.
396
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,247
No, I do.
397
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,251
You know, my wife.
398
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,201
She hates her mother.
399
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,076
Aw.
400
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:14,918
And I don't blame her.
401
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,537
I hate her, too.
402
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,507
Not my mother
403
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,510
I love my mother.
404
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,170
Kiss me, Jim Bob.
405
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,012
You beautiful thing.
406
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,184
Alright mister.
407
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,187
Holy mackerel.
408
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,103
Who the hell are you?
409
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:33,937
Reach.
410
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:34,771
= reach for what?
411
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,060
And don't point that damn thing at me.
412
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,308
Reach for ya' pants,
413
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,150
you blasphemous rapist.
414
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,486
And make it shappy.
415
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,571
He's no rapist, mama.
416
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,611
Well, he can put his
pants on in the presence
417
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:49,032
of two ladies and a fine,
young California gentleman.
418
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,324
Hi, Mrs. Stokes.
419
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,572
Good evening, Shawn.
420
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,448
Nice to see you.
421
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,449
Is that your mother?
422
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,122
That's my mama.
423
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,580
Oh, I'm in for a whole lot of trouble.
424
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:04,085
Now the man who took our land back,
425
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,712
his name was mudde.
426
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,090
Mudde.
427
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,678
I don't know how I'm gonna kill him.
428
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,396
Mama, who said anything about killin'?
429
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,685
But I'm gonna kill him.
430
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,192
Now you decided, melba,
431
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,687
that we was to bust loose.
432
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,563
Are we goin' all the way or ain't we?
433
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,156
Sure we are, mama.
434
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,367
But we'll deal with Clarence
mudde when we get to him.
435
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,450
Right now, we need money.
436
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,116
But I don't see why we need him.
437
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,536
Fairy, you don't even know
how to comb your own hair.
438
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,625
Put up or shut up you homo greaser.
439
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,914
It's him or me, Cheryl!
440
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:38,752
Huh?
441
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,496
Well it's you, Shawn.
442
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,749
But I like snake, too.
443
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,590
Huh?
444
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,926
I'd hit you but I might
slip on your grease.
445
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,466
You cruisin' for a bruisin', son?
446
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,464
You want a mouth full
of bloody chicklets?
447
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,716
You're asking for a
knuckle sandwich, skinstick.
448
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,762
Alright, you guys.
449
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,852
Now now, cool it down, cool it down.
450
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,855
Simmer.
451
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,479
Melba needs her money.
452
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:58,848
We gotta figure a way to help her get it.
453
00:21:58,859 --> 00:21:59,814
Am I right or wrong?
454
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,729
Yeah, you're right.
455
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,067
Okay. You got any ideas?
456
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,403
Okay, hold it everybody.
457
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,987
One at a time.
458
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,071
This is a business meetin'.
459
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,566
We're gonna do it right.
460
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,114
Okay, ladies first, mama.
461
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,281
Okay, Rob a bank.
462
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,870
What we foolin' around fer.
463
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,082
I got a sure fire way to beat the house.
464
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,002
Blow the safe in one of the big hotels.
465
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,371
We'd get thousands of
dollars in jewelry alone.
466
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,669
That's a rotten idea.
467
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,292
How 'bout startin' one
of those chain letters?
468
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,386
That's really for the birds, man.
469
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,220
Hey, listen.
470
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,134
That's penny ante stuff.
471
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,221
I'm gonna tell ya' right now,
472
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,308
you're not gonna beat the system.
473
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,053
You can if you take 'em by surprise.
474
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,645
Hit when they don't expect it.
475
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,685
That's how the keep gettin' us.
476
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:44,060
Well sure, honey, but
buying and supplying a farm
477
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,278
takes a might big parcel of money.
478
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,274
How about one of those
24 hour wedding chapels?
479
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,276
Cheryl and Shawn could get married
480
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,902
while we cut the thatch.
481
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,199
I don't wanna get married.
482
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,367
Thank you very much.
483
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,205
Yeah.
484
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:02,169
Melba honey, I'd be mighty
proud to make you my wife.
485
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,141
Mama?
486
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,100
I've always wanted a white wedding.
487
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,355
Oh lady baby.
488
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,515
That would just suit me fine.
489
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,234
Oh definitely, ves, reverend.
490
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,944
We want love, honor and obey.
491
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,116
Don't we, lover?
492
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,859
Yes, honey.
493
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:33,870
We want it all.
494
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,868
And don't forget until death do us part.
495
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,331
It's really important.
496
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,253
Very fine.
497
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,422
A little music.
498
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,760
Now, we'll proceed.
499
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,346
Dearly beloved,
500
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,100
we are gathered here in the sight of god.
501
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,594
You better believe it.
502
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,971
Amen.
503
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,028
To join together in holy matrimony,
504
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,238
this man and this woman.
505
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:21,582
Do you, Lana Monroe, take this man,
506
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,911
homer alamo, to be your
lawfully wedded husband?
507
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,006
I do.
508
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,384
And do you, homer alamo,
509
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,182
take this woman, Lana Monroe,
510
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,100
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
511
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:47,350
I do.
512
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,655
And now, may the grace
of god be in your hearts.
513
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:05,159
And may your souls by him be possessed.
514
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:17,297
Bestow upon you the riches
that god has to offer.
515
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,269
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
516
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:47,081
Duly appointed by the state of
Nevada, justice of the peace.
517
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,839
Hold it right there, folks.
518
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,466
Congratulations, I'm sure
you'd love a 8x10 glossy
519
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,478
of this momentous...
520
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,018
Just give me your name and
address and I'll send you,
521
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,021
five dollars alright?
522
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:11,267
Sure you'd love it, don't you want.
523
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,940
Oh, I've got a client list a mile long.
524
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,654
They all consider me a great artist.
525
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,444
Come on, folks, give me a break.
526
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,073
A full refund if you're not satisfied.
527
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:23,745
All I wanna see is my marriage license.
528
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,536
Well, what do you want?
529
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,158
Whoo, we're on our way.
530
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,661
Got some rice in my purse.
531
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,082
Homer alamo.
532
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,422
I'll get it.
533
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,215
Where'd you ever pick
a dumb name like that?
534
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,175
You didn't give me any time to think.
535
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,511
You know, our weddin' was
just to pull a job, Jimmy Bob.
536
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,380
It's the only time I
ever got married at all
537
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,676
and I know it's peculiar,
538
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,767
but I feel all warm
inside, like crying, sir.
539
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:46,635
I get it, melba.
540
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,512
I feel just as free as you.
541
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:49,524
Just as free.
542
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,268
Yup, we're gonna put together a real stash
543
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,814
and then we're gonna
buy back your 60 acres
544
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,656
and I'm gonna forget I ever
had that wife, Ellie Mae.
545
00:26:58,659 --> 00:26:59,523
Tell me something.
546
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,365
I really gotta know.
547
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:01,529
Is she pretty?
548
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,698
When I was 17, she
wasn't downright ugly.
549
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,366
And she was the richest gal in town.
550
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,160
But is she pretty?
551
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,499
She's depressing and the
boys are depressing, too.
552
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:12,245
I love you, Jim Bob, I swear I do.
553
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,211
=- mmh hmm.
554
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,206
That wedding chapel register,
555
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,708
that money's just hummingbird doo doo.
556
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,550
Hardly paid for the wedding.
557
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:24,390
Well if I'm gonna do spring
farmin' in Arkansas, Bertha,
558
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,850
cuz' my baby, melba,
559
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,685
she's a might flighty.
560
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,271
Oh, is she?
561
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,269
But I love her.
562
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,147
Course you do.
563
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:50,324
I still cannot believe
what we just did back there.
564
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,335
Crazy.
565
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,796
Look at the sky.
566
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,586
Imagine what the beach is like today.
567
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,132
Cheryl, I don't wanna be an outlaw.
568
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,260
Look at this damn rice.
569
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,974
And why are we goin' to Arkansas?
570
00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:10,185
My mom must be crazy wondering where I am.
571
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,680
Well, at least your mama
has a roof over her head.
572
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,478
Mine doesn't and she
wants to go to Arkansas
573
00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:16,485
and she needs me.
574
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,686
So, you can go on back if you want to.
575
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,903
I'm stickin®' with my mama.
576
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,568
Cheryl.
577
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,361
What?
578
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,368
Oh come on.
579
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,494
Come on, you know I'm
gonna stick with you.
580
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,288
You sure?
581
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,407
Yes,
582
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,860
The prices they charge us for fruit.
583
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,608
You'd think they plucked
it from the garden of Eden.
584
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,060
Look at this one, that's a beauty.
585
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,778
Yeah, right.
586
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:11,488
Pardon me, ladies.
587
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,410
Oh, I love apples.
588
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,078
Here we go.
589
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,371
She's a beaut.
590
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,915
It's so juicy.
591
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:17,752
Get some bananas, honey.
592
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,586
Don't take that, Cheryl.
593
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,251
Put that back.
594
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:23,467
Oh, oh. Oh my heart.
595
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,425
Mama.
596
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:25,259
Oh my heart.
597
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,264
Oh sweet Jesus!
598
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:29,844
Oh it's nuts.
599
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,466
The man's pushin' into my chest.
600
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,764
Oh hurry, get the manager!
601
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,231
Get the manager!
602
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,688
Get out, get out!
603
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,655
This is no pt barnum shame.
604
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:46,694
Break for Jesus.
605
00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:49,659
Find a couch
606
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,528
and give her her medicine.
607
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,905
Get away, people, get out.
608
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,156
Oh, my heart.
609
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:58,494
Just take me in your arms, sweet Jesus.
610
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,543
Oh oh, let me sit down here.
611
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,551
Oh my god.
612
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,424
= I'll call the doctor.
613
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,013
No, just open the safe.
614
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:12,761
We need that money a lot more than you do.
615
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,509
It's only $40.00 in there.
616
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,102
Then get it, right now.
617
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,516
Move, hurry up.
618
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,934
Come on, come on.
619
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,478
Business has been lousy.
620
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,100
Get that safe open.
621
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,273
= you're standin' in front of it.
622
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:25,817
Give it, give it.
623
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,904
Do it, do it.
624
00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,192
Do it, do it, get it.
625
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:55,141
J money don't get everything, it's true. J
626
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:56,385
j but what it don't get
627
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,011
j I can't use. J
628
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:01,140
j I need money j
629
00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,984
j that's what I want. J
630
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:05,523
and now, iser and rollins
631
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,737
are fighting it out for the lead
632
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,857
in our side car event.
633
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:14,282
Barow and Eddie Ludwig,
challenging from behind.
634
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,657
Here comes number three.
635
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,498
Don't forget there's ice cold beer.
636
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,619
Well hang loose, sweetie pie.
637
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,120
Oh, thank you.
638
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,713
Bertha, how come you
still got a driver's license
639
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,207
at 82, babe.
640
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:31,132
Well, snake, what got I hung on to
641
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,754
and what I had, I still got.
642
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,095
Good luck, liver lips.
643
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,559
I gotta go meet sheba.
644
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:48,357
J black slacks
645
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,939
j black slacks, &
646
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:51,781
j; Make it good daddy-o
647
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:54,276
j; Gotta put 'em on and I'm raring to go.
648
00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:56,243
J I gotta go places, I just don't care. J
649
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,660
ss you'll know why when
you see what I wear j
650
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,033
j black slacks
651
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:12,127
Wait wait for the last
minute question Mark entry.
652
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,596
Don't know who he is but he's eligible
653
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,931
and he's paid his three buck entry fee.
654
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,391
And they're off!
655
00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,449
Strokers are surely stokin'.
656
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,031
That's number three.
657
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,534
Looks like the man out there today,
658
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:48,289
unless the question
Mark can shoot him down.
659
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,947
Question Mark is in the lead.
660
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,492
He's down, folks.
661
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,582
The question Mark is down.
662
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,586
The race is still in progress.
663
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,585
Repeat, the race is still in progress.
664
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:35,426
Hi - hi.
665
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,260
Hi, there.
666
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,128
See that one up there?
667
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,052
See that one, it looks just like an 11.
668
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:40,924
Okay, show and tell.
669
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,346
Where's the money, where's the money?
670
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,469
- It's down there.
- Where.
671
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,720
- Down there.
- Where.
672
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,517
Get it, get it, Cheryl, get it.
673
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,067
I don't want anything to happen to ya'.
674
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,311
You know, pow.
675
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,152
Just stay down there.
676
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,756
Just stay down or you're gonna get hurt.
677
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,252
Melba!
678
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:16,885
Help damn it!
679
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:24,968
Hey!
680
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,269
Here comes melba.
681
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:28,274
Out the way!
682
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,144
My bike!
683
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:11,894
Police are on the lookout
684
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,391
for the get away car
involved in the heist.
685
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:16,315
A green late model edsel
bearing out of state plates.
686
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:19,781
Problem is, we've been
gettin' at all the wrong people.
687
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,570
People not that different from us.
688
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,282
Bankers been doin' all the takin'.
689
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,496
Now they got to give.
690
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,288
Well are you for it or again' it?
691
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,295
I'm again' it.
692
00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:34,500
Your damn right I'm against that bank job.
693
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:37,298
Now looky here.
694
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,212
I was all for grabbin' a little money,
695
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,254
helpin' you get your farm back
696
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:42,425
but we're gonna end up in jail, now.
697
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,047
Probably have FBI after us.
698
00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,390
Well shoot, the way we're going,
699
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,600
they're liable to call out the marines!
700
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,596
= I'm not afraid of our beautiful marines.
701
00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,598
Almost married one once.
702
00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,565
He was one of Cheryl's daddies.
703
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,107
He got killed, too, in the war.
704
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,947
His eyes were just a green as yours.
705
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,065
Well, they're gray.
706
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,534
Well, it all depends what I'm wearing.
707
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,949
Papa stood up for his rights.
708
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,581
He stood right up to 'em.
709
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:11,791
They just shot him dead.
710
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,208
He died proud.
711
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:21,091
My god, I'm not runnin' scared.
712
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,966
Not ever again.
713
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:49,784
Alright, Mr. hiker,
how would you like that?
714
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,622
A 20 and two fives would be just fine.
715
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,163
- 20 and two fives.
- Yes.
716
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:59,130
20, 25, 30, and don't forget
717
00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:03,506
to endorse the other side.
Oh yes.
718
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,016
Where's the manager?
719
00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:10,095
Oh my god!
720
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:10,967
Over there.
721
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,094
Which one, honey?
722
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:13,970
Mr. Howard, but he's got a customer.
723
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,813
Bless you.
724
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,776
Let's you and me take
a walk to the vault.
725
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,645
Down on the floor, down!
726
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,608
Kindly, kindly, ladies.
727
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,155
Please calm down.
728
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,529
Just how, exactly, can I help you?
729
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:33,452
You can help by scraping
your brains off the ceiling
730
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,542
unless you do exactly as we tell ya'.
731
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:38,708
I've got a gun and I've
got a bomb in my purse,
732
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,957
so take your choice between
that and your money.
733
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,879
You think I'm gonna let you Rob my bank!
734
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:53,931
Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to.
735
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:54,768
Mama, come on!
736
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,058
Get out of here!
737
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,145
My sweetie.
738
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,400
Take the money, take all the money.
739
00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:02,404
Come on!
740
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:10,360
Get the hell out of
here, Bertha, get out!
741
00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:11,577
Oh yupper.
742
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:12,787
Come on, mama.
743
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:13,780
Stop her!
744
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,792
Hurry!
745
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:16,585
My wife's been shot!
746
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:20,547
Hurry!
747
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,732
Look out for that cowboy!
748
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:07,796
J ooh, save my soul j
749
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,795
j I can't get a date j
750
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:10,636
all units,
751
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,256
be on the lookout for a 1958 Chevrolet,
752
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:17,432
pink, bearing Arizona
license number g2l068.
753
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,474
Used in connection with a bank robbery
754
00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:21,939
in Paris, new Mexico, this afternoon.
755
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,150
Vehicle was last seen headin' east.
756
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,768
Robbers identified as women,
757
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,520
are armed and considered dangerous.
758
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:38,536
J; My baby loves the western movies. J
759
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:42,456
j I call my baby on the telephone
760
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:46,331
j to tell her half my head was gone j
761
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:50,881
j I just got hit by a great big brick j»
762
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,551
four thousand dollars.
763
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,595
Alright!
764
00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,594
That's a down payment on the farm.
765
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:00,141
Oh - I never thought
766
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,854
I'd ever see the day.
767
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,019
What about equipment?
768
00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:07,110
You can't run a farm on
769
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:08,228
gotta have machinery.
770
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,696
This are a start, melba.
771
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:14,284
Yeah, machinery and fences
and tractors and hired hands.
772
00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:15,367
Needs a bunk house
773
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:19,159
and stock and fertilizer
and a lot more stuff.
774
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:22,034
Hey, drive my Harley in here
775
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:23,376
and I'll kick up the dust
776
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,540
and I'll just make a u-turn
and we could knock over...
777
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,459
Bad idea, snake, bad idea.
778
00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:30,834
No, I don't reckon I've been
taking care of you ladies
779
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,176
like you deserve.
780
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,136
Yeah, you have, honey.
781
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,506
Well, I've been giving
it a real think, now.
782
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,348
What you been thinkin', Jim Bob?
783
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,934
Why don't we just kidnap me?
784
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,353
Howdy.
785
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:44,188
How do.
786
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,728
Looky here, boy.
787
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:49,273
Mayor Jim Bob trotter, steamhead Texas.
788
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,022
Also happen to be the
sheriff of gozula county.
789
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,323
I like this fair state of new Mexico.
790
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:55,237
I want you people to know that.
791
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,610
I'd like to spend some time here.
792
00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,704
Peaceful and quiet, no phone calls.
793
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,743
No crazy phone calls of any kind.
794
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:02,740
I'd like to rest my nerves.
795
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,538
Now you got that or don't you got that?
796
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,001
Yeah, I got that.
797
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,625
I want you to rip that phone
out of my room, you hear?
798
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,248
And if my wife calls, I want you...
799
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,126
Hey what's going...
800
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:14,968
What the mother?
801
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,463
Now come on, come on!
802
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,135
Hey, you stand around and do nothin'?
803
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,632
Hell man, you on your own.
804
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,156
Don't do it!
805
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:50,125
J lollipop lollipop 7
806
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,124
j oh lolly lolly lolly 7
807
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:55,093
j lollipop lollipop 7
808
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:24,698
J lollipop lollipop 7
809
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,449
j oh lolly lolly lolly 7
810
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:27,917
j lollipop lollipop 7
811
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,582
j oh lolly lolly lolly 7
812
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,046
j lollipop lollipop 7
813
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,256
j oh lolly lolly lolly 7
814
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:36,547
j lollipop
815
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,465
j call my baby lollipop 7
816
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,259
j I'll tell you why
817
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,508
j; He's sweeter than apple pie j
818
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,386
j and when he does his
shaky rockin' dance j
819
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,604
j man, I haven't got a chance.
820
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:51,441
J I call him lollipop lollipop 7
821
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:53,184
j oh lolly lolly lolly 7
822
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:55,061
j lollypop lollypop 7
823
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:58,281
j oh lolly lolly lolly 7
824
00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,198
you don't seem to understand.
825
00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,195
They're gonna blow his head off
826
00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,993
unless that money is in Oklahoma city
827
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,285
when and where we want it.
828
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:10,706
Which we'll tell you about later.
829
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:11,953
What do you mean you don't believe me.
830
00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:12,964
We're killers!
831
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:14,838
Just ask your husband.
832
00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:18,418
Ellie Mae, what the hell
is the matter with you?
833
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,841
Darlin' where are you?
834
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,964
I'm with true desperados.
835
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,966
I mean approximately where you are
836
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,808
because those morons who took,
837
00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:29,850
they took your sweet
birthday present car, too.
838
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,722
Now listen to me.
839
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,941
You've got to follow their instruction
840
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:34,980
or I'm a dead man.
841
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:37,399
Well, honey, you're very own deputy,
842
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,614
wilbur janeway, says he
thinks it's un-American
843
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,075
and it would encourage other mad men to...
844
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,866
Listen, you
dumb twat, I'm your husband.
845
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:46,703
Honey
846
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,117
don't say things like that to me.
847
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,333
You make me wanna cry.
848
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,622
I've got 12 people
comin' to dinner tonight
849
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,087
and they were all expectin' to see you
850
00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:56,877
and the boys are so depressed.
851
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,421
I could just scream
whenever I look at them.
852
00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:02,135
Honey, they are askin' for so much money.
853
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,301
I mean the stock market's
just gone down and down
854
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,139
like there's no tomorrow.
855
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,224
This is no joke.
856
00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:09,469
Now just get that god damn money together.
857
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,893
I don't give a shit whether you invite
858
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,391
the whole state of Texas to dinner
859
00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,109
because I'll be a corpse if you don't move
860
00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:19,069
the iceberg you call your ass!
861
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:23,741
A quarter million dollars.
862
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:24,984
Now we're in the big time.
863
00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,157
You think Arkansas's the big time.
864
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,416
You lady baby
865
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,876
I love you honey.
866
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,710
I'm never gonna leave you, melba.
867
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:35,999
Aw, I feel safe with you.
868
00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:40,291
Look out for
869
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,385
a '57 Lincoln convertible, white...
870
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,128
= pinch those faces for later.
871
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:45,550
The police are here.
872
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:46,889
Cool it everyone, damn it.
873
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:48,303
We gotta move.
874
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:49,311
I'll cover ya.
875
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,603
Get mama's purse out of here fast.
876
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,472
He don't look kidnapped to me.
877
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,724
Well, I know that but
I think I'll go over
878
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:57,600
and say howdy.
879
00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:58,692
Why don't you call in.
880
00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:03,364
This is car 54, Lilly Mae.
881
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,656
= sheriff trotter.
882
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:09,664
No, nuh uh.
883
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,493
Don't worry about a
thing sheriff trotter,
884
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,287
my partner's on the phone right now.
885
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,329
Shawn, go!
886
00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:20,498
John, stop that station wagon!
887
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:22,719
Over there!
888
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,099
You're huge.
889
00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,592
Thank you, kindly.
890
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:44,655
J I'm a twin pipe papa
and I'm feelin' fine. J
891
00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:45,774
j hey man, dig that. J
892
00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:48,572
j was that a red stop sign. J
893
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:54,286
j I'm just a solid mess of contusions
894
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:57,251
j never never never gone speed again j
895
00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:59,337
j slip the blood to me bud. »
896
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,752
j I jump in my rod about
a quarter to nine j
897
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,171
j I gotta make a date
with that chick of mine j
898
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:05,167
j I cross the center line j
899
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:09,092
j man you gotta make time. J
900
00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:12,429
he did it for you, he did it for us!
901
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:15,599
God bless you snake, you're our hero!
902
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:28,112
Cheryl, I wanna talk to you.
903
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,155
Aren't these beautiful.
904
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:33,620
What'd you do that for?
905
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:35,740
God that was amazing.
906
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,537
I couldn't believe he
got out of there alive.
907
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:38,876
First time I saw him,
908
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:39,914
I should have pulled his spark plug
909
00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,287
right out of his bike.
910
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,632
I've seen enough of that
snake to last me til forever.
911
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,842
A pistol packin" mama, lady baby.
912
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:50,546
I'm sure as hell happy
that you're on my side.
913
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,094
I don't know, melba.
914
00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:53,307
I see ya' shootin' off a gun
915
00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:56,303
every time you turn around anymore.
916
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,147
Bad enough pluggin' that girl at the bank.
917
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,812
Lucky it was her leg and not her head.
918
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:05,732
You can be a shoe in for
eternal damnation by now.
919
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,276
I can't help it.
920
00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:08,864
So, I'm crazy about both of you.
921
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,073
I dug you first, didn't I, Shawn?
922
00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:15,784
You dug me first?
923
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:16,791
Yeah.
924
00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:20,121
I want,
925
00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:22,290
I just wanna know how
you feel about snake.
926
00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:24,755
Aw, Shawn, come on.
927
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:28,550
Now my daughter, Jim boy,
928
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:33,798
could have been married
about six times before this.
929
00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:37,552
The men became big executives.
930
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,813
Yeah, you should have
seen her as a little girl.
931
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:46,732
Always so in love with
nature and life in general.
932
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:49,647
Once Daniel got shot,
933
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:50,773
we traveled west.
934
00:47:51,786 --> 00:47:54,118
She just worked at
everything she could find
935
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:55,281
to help pay the rent.
936
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:59,915
Beg, borrowed, but never stole.
937
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,626
She never stole to get
the down payment on that
938
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,246
god damn beauty parlor.
939
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,793
You love me, don't you, Shawn?
940
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:11,085
I mean you wouldn't leave me, would ya'?
941
00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,097
= no.
942
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,381
God.
943
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,850
Cheryl, you don't even
know what's going on.
944
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,224
Why don't you kiss me.
945
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:25,485
Well,
946
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:29,145
let's do something that'll
make us both feel real good.
947
00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:40,455
She almost died
giving birth to Cheryl.
948
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:41,414
Told the doctor,
949
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,580
if it comes down to me or the baby,
950
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:46,544
you save that child.
951
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:55,346
J on the banks of the river j
952
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,055
j stood runnin' bear j
953
00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,596
j young Indian brave. J
954
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:07,433
j stood his lovely Indian maid. J
955
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:11,484
j little white dove was her name j
956
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:15,358
j such a lovely sight to see j
957
00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:19,112
j but their tribe fought with each other”
958
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:23,036
j so their love could never be j
959
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:27,161
j runnin' bear loved little white dove j
960
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:30,006
j with a love big j
961
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:34,797
it's fresh air and wide spaces.
962
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,090
Mama, I love it!
963
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:40,015
You're gonna love it
a lot more in Arkansas.
964
00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:42,601
Them green hills outside Jerusalem.
965
00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,345
Yeah, I told ya'.
966
00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:47,393
We was cooked up in long beach too long.
967
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:48,516
We was, mama.
968
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:52,520
Ugh, them cities is just unnatural.
969
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:55,864
Out here we're as free
as the birds in the trees
970
00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,859
where the good lord intended.
971
00:49:57,870 --> 00:50:00,327
= t ain't been so free since I broke out
972
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,663
of the old folks home.
973
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,499
That step son of mine, the bastard,
974
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,585
he was the last kin I had left.
975
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:10,546
He decided to put me away.
976
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,540
That was seven years ago today.
977
00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,258
My 75th birthday.
978
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,878
Oh, it's your birthday?
979
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,630
Oh, it's her birthday.
980
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:21,348
Happy birthday!
981
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:24,810
Oh, happy birthday, it's her birthday.
982
00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:27,475
It's the first time for 17 years,
983
00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,974
I haven't been alone for my birthday.
984
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,727
I feel like I have my family again.
985
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:35,445
You do, we're your family.
986
00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,985
You better believe that, Bertha.
987
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,323
Bertha, by your next birthday,
988
00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:40,613
you're gonna be in the nut
house with the rest of us.
989
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,282
Bertha?
990
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,905
She'll be in a home for unwed mothers.
991
00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,578
Young fellar, are you...
992
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,626
You do still do the
thin, ma'am, don't ya'?
993
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:51,791
You propositioning me?
994
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:52,629
Well...
995
00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:55,750
Cuz' if you are, there's
only one way to find out.
996
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,969
And you better grow up
a little cuz' I like 'em
997
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,008
a little more mature.
998
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,595
Oh, Jim Bob.
999
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,472
Make me feel so good.
1000
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:11,724
=- mmh hmm.
1001
00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:16,650
Make me feel like Ava,
Lana, like Rita Hayworth.
1002
00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:20,945
Like Elizabeth and Eddie.
1003
00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:21,953
Oh, baby.
1004
00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:24,699
Don't forget the alamo, alright.
1005
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:28,291
You're lover, god damn the tummy bump.
1006
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:31,377
Not scared of the tummy bump.
1007
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:34,417
Yeah, no need to be scared, honey.
1008
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,541
Cuz' you're the lady baby.
1009
00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:41,090
Did you ever smoke a cigar?
1010
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,389
Well, I think I'm gonna
start smokin' a cigar,
1011
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:45,633
vou know, change my image.
1012
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,097
What's so good about being an outlaw
1013
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,891
if you look like an in-law.
1014
00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:51,809
Come on, let's go here.
1015
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,148
This better be good.
1016
00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:55,063
My hair better not fall out
1017
00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:57,311
or you're gonna be minus some teeth.
1018
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,688
Who's got teeth?
1019
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,485
Meanwhile here in steamhead, Texas.
1020
00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:03,905
The wife and kids of
mayor, big Jim trotter...
1021
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:08,201
Oh sometimes, I think you
don't even understand America.
1022
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,073
Oh, hell.
1023
00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:12,076
America's god's country.
1024
00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:14,248
If you do good, you get good.
1025
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:17,043
Hey!
1026
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,292
My husband's a peace officer.
1027
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,636
He is sheriff of this here gazula county.
1028
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,551
Ah yes, Mrs. trotter.
1029
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:25,388
I would just like to ask you
1030
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:28,008
what you think that means in Texas.
1031
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,931
Well, what does this mean,
1032
00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:33,271
this terrifying event mean
to your sons, Mrs. trotter?
1033
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,812
We're prayin' to the lord Jesus,
1034
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,731
that daddy comes home, aren't we boys?
1035
00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:41,112
Say, well, tell me.
1036
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,072
Are you actually planning
to pay the ransom?
1037
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:47,821
Well, uh, I just don't see
how I have any other choice.
1038
00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:49,989
Do you?
1039
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,037
Well, how could Jim
boy ever been married
1040
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:56,037
to that dried up piece of baggage?
1041
00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,414
Well, that baggage was full of gold
1042
00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,336
and he was young and inexperienced
1043
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,426
and had a hard on for ft. Knox.
1044
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,545
Bertha, you're a pistol.
1045
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,103
Shake!
1046
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,111
Yooowzal
1047
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,021
Cheryl, you almost done in there?
1048
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:22,987
Shawn!
1049
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,027
You make me feel so happy
1050
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:28,368
since you gathered me up
in your big strong arms.
1051
00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:31,079
Thunder and lightening.
1052
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:33,369
You know, you're one hell of a gal.
1053
00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:38,170
Don't get it in my eye.
1054
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,834
Oh, I'm sorry, Jim Bob.
1055
00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:40,706
I'm not very good.
1056
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:41,548
Okay - okay
1057
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,383
you're getting in there?
1058
00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:47,470
God, you're both babies.
1059
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:48,338
Don't you know when a woman likes
1060
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,181
to have privacy in the bathroom?
1061
00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:51,425
Well, speaking of babies.
1062
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:52,973
We're naming it Stokes.
1063
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:53,844
Stokes?
1064
00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:54,936
- Stokes.
- Stokes.
1065
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,101
I cannot believe what's happening here.
1066
00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,269
Look at this
1067
00:53:58,277 --> 00:54:00,484
and the really weird
thing is I'm not even mad.
1068
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,317
I'm not mad at snake.
1069
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,936
I'm not mad at Cheryl.
1070
00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:03,948
Why aren't I mad?
1071
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:09,152
Shawn, you do realize, right now,
1072
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:10,949
somewhere over in Russia,
1073
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:14,494
there's a missile aimed
right at this teepee
1074
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:18,210
and any moment, it could go off.
1075
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,213
Boom!
1076
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,835
So don't sweat the small stuff.
1077
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,218
Hang loose.
1078
00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,135
J runnin' bear j
1079
00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:29,300
j loved little white dove j
1080
00:54:29,308 --> 00:54:33,347
j with a love as big as the sky j
1081
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:37,392
j running bear loved little white dove j
1082
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:42,234
j with a love that couldn't die. J
1083
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:45,812
that's right, ma'am.
1084
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,940
You're never gonna see
that bastard alive again
1085
00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,782
unless that quarter million
is in the shopping bag
1086
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,119
in Oklahoma city.
1087
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,659
Well, write down what I say, bird brain.
1088
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:58,329
Oklahoma city, the zoo, sure.
1089
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,453
The public zoo, how many zoos are there?
1090
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:01,453
The old zoo or the new zoo?
1091
00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:02,500
The old zoo.
1092
00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,248
[Shawn the old zoo.
1093
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:05,089
Polar bear.
1094
00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:06,583
By the polar bear cages.
1095
00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:08,719
Four P.M.
1096
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,217
No, tomorrow. Not tonight.
1097
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:12,886
And if there's any police,
1098
00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,224
if there's any police...
1099
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:16,093
Cheeseburgers' day and ketchup.
1100
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,890
Your husband's
gonna look like a thousand
1101
00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:19,980
cheeseburgers smothered in ketchup.
1102
00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:21,189
Stomped on, too.
1103
00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:04,479
What you got there, Marvin?
1104
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,976
Some dirty pics, maybe?
1105
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,478
You up to your old tricks?
1106
00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:08,569
Hardy har har.
1107
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,032
Remember that wedding chapel
that got knocked over?
1108
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:14,446
Sad gray blue.
1109
00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,409
What Lucinda?
1110
00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:17,029
That's the kidnapped sheriff.
1111
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,905
The guy with the grand
ole opry costume on.
1112
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:22,159
That's the guy from
Texas, you damn noodnick.
1113
00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:23,159
Better get rid of these.
1114
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:24,832
Aw, get your cheeks in gear, Marvin.
1115
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,250
Maybe there's a reward.
1116
00:56:28,135 --> 00:56:32,048
Lucinda, you look amazing.
1117
00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:35,802
'58 Chevrolet at your local
1118
00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:38,471
authorized Chevrolet dealers now.
1119
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:41,140
J; Look sharp, feel sharp j
1120
00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:43,514
j; Be sharp and listen mister, j
1121
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:46,437
j how you fixed for blades
1122
00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:47,901
j do you have blades 7
1123
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,647
j how are you fixed for blades
1124
00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:52,193
j you better check j
1125
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,988
j; Please make sure you have enough j
1126
00:56:55,996 --> 00:57:01,036
j cuz' a worn out blade
makes shavin' mighty tough j
1127
00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:03,659
j how are you fixed for blades
1128
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:05,001
j you better look j
1129
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:08,122
j gillete blue blades
1130
00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:13,127
it can't be Jim Bob.
1131
00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,878
Now Ellie Mae,
you know that's Jim Bob
1132
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,552
and he got married to that blonde lady.
1133
00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:19,174
= it is Jim Bob.
1134
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:22,804
This is just some crazy
stunt of Jim Bob's.
1135
00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:25,271
He's always foolin' around, wilber.
1136
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,357
I mean, I remember when you fooled around.
1137
00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:32,854
Who is that prize
hooker, you tell me that.
1138
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:34,982
He married her in Las Vegas.
1139
00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,108
He did, Mrs. trotter.
1140
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:37,119
No doubt about it.
1141
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:39,577
You shut your mouth!
1142
00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:40,661
You're supposed to be from the FBI.
1143
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:41,781
You're not supposed to talk dirty.
1144
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,499
My husband is a married man.
1145
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:46,710
He is gloriously happy.
1146
00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:48,044
Ellie Mae, you just saved yourself
1147
00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:50,004
a quarter million dollars.
1148
00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:51,714
My husband loves me.
1149
00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:53,629
He loves his boys.
1150
00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,468
Who's that filthy woman?
1151
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,383
Well, she don't exactly
look like she's kidnapping
1152
00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:59,006
old Jim Bob, now do she?
1153
00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,017
Wilber, leave!
1154
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:06,513
Don't just stand there, get out of here.
1155
00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:08,061
You, too, mister FBI man.
1156
00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:08,853
You get out of here.
1157
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:09,724
You stop pacing around.
1158
00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:11,567
You get out of here.
1159
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:13,107
You leave me alone.
1160
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:32,043
J through the years my love will grow j
1161
00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:37,010
j like a river it will flow j
1162
00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:42,550
j it can't die because I'm so j
1163
00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:45,268
j; Devoted to you j
1164
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:17,925
Bastard had better
just damn well show up.
1165
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:20,591
I doubt if he's dumb
enough to show up in person.
1166
00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:21,964
He was dumb enough to get married.
1167
00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,010
Twice.
1168
00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:24,599
= you saw the first one.
1169
00:59:24,603 --> 00:59:26,844
Got to be an improvement
on the first one.
1170
00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:50,458
What the hell is that?
1171
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:51,462
Shhhhh
1172
01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,226
Hee hee hee
1173
01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:17,318
that's a little old lady.
1174
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:19,028
What in the hell's going on here.
1175
01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:21,773
Come to mama, baby.
1176
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:25,448
Alright, little old lady.
1177
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:26,695
Grab for the sky.
1178
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,571
Run sweethearts, run!
1179
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:30,957
It's a trap!
1180
01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:33,334
Bertha!
1181
01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:37,206
Bursting full, heaven sake of me.
1182
01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:40,174
Bertha!
1183
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,393
Oh my.
1184
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:19,714
J the best things in life are free j
1185
01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:22,585
j but you can give them
to birds and bees j
1186
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,679
j I need money j
1187
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,047
j that's what I want j
1188
01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:29,265
hold it, freeze.
1189
01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:37,269
J that's what I want. J
1190
01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:40,686
j your love gives me such a thrill »
1191
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:43,313
j but your love don't pay my bills »
1192
01:01:43,325 --> 01:01:45,281
j I need money j
1193
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:53,119
j that's what I want j
1194
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:22,777
J money don't get everything, it's true j
1195
01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:24,271
j what money don't get j
1196
01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:25,271
j ican't use j
1197
01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:26,898
j I need money j
1198
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:34,910
j that's what I want j
1199
01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:38,368
j that's what I want. J
1200
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:53,095
Mama, stop!
1201
01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:29,711
Fire men, fire!
1202
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,569
She's comin' through!
1203
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:51,908
Run for it, men!
1204
01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,248
There, there they come.
1205
01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:11,677
Mama!
1206
01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,681
Mama!
1207
01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,265
Get in the car, get in the car.
1208
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:21,638
Come on, help me get her in.
1209
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,620
I can't believe it.
1210
01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:42,663
I just can't.
1211
01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:47,206
They got her in a damn zoo.
1212
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,217
On her birthday.
1213
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:51,925
That old lady loved me.
1214
01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,136
I mean really.
1215
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,720
It think she did.
1216
01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,511
Jim Bob was the only
man that ever married me.
1217
01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,976
Even if it wasn't for
real, we said the words.
1218
01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:01,594
I know, honey.
1219
01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:04,143
We're on the Jerusalem aren't we, mama?
1220
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,936
We're in Arkansas, child.
1221
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,775
We're going to Jerusalem.
1222
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:10,361
I wanted to really marry Jim Bob
1223
01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:11,775
only now he's dead. =- well.
1224
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:15,446
Mama, you want some beef jerky.
1225
01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:18,536
Well, if god
is my witness, melba,
1226
01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:21,407
them people is going to pay.
1227
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:25,206
Same as mudde's gonna
pay and he's gonna pay
1228
01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:27,454
for Jim Bob and Bertha, too.
1229
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,759
On behalf of Jim
Bob, Bertha especially,
1230
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:36,095
why don't we all say a
little prayer or somethin'.
1231
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,010
Let's yell for Jim Bob.
1232
01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:39,598
Well, let's just Bertha.
1233
01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,138
Yell 'em into heaven.
1234
01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:43,057
Yay, Jim Bob!
1235
01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:44,064
Yay, Bertha!
1236
01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:56,900
Told me that he would buy me
1237
01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:59,903
a rubber Dolly if I be good.
1238
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,122
Now don't you tell her
1239
01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:05,162
I get a fellar,
1240
01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:07,957
look, children, look, look,
1241
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:11,548
this here is the land.
1242
01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:12,381
That's right.
1243
01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:16,503
And the good lord, Jesus,
Rose from land like this.
1244
01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:17,344
Amen.
1245
01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:20,465
And the most important fact is,
1246
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:21,887
it's pretty.
1247
01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,011
Mamma, you can cry now if you want to.
1248
01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:25,637
It's been 30 years.
1249
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:27,604
And I'm gonna cry.
1250
01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:29,645
And if you wanna, you can laugh,
1251
01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,984
cuz' that's alright, too.
1252
01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:41,368
Just a minute.
1253
01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:46,332
You try to tell me that this
here is Jerusalem, Arkansas?
1254
01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:47,867
It is, mama.
1255
01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:50,336
Maw, what do you think
we've been driving for...
1256
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,921
Oh bull crap!
1257
01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:56,669
What kind of a dumb hick you take me for.
1258
01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:59,216
Ain't any of you can drive or read a map.
1259
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:03,429
We're, we're back in long beach.
1260
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,927
Well, maybe the town's changed.
1261
01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:10,023
No, why would anybody
wanna do a thing like that.
1262
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,891
Change Jerusalem.
1263
01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:13,859
It was a nice town.
1264
01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:17,734
= our little house is sittin'
there waitin' for us, mama.
1265
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:20,028
Our hill out in back.
1266
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,651
My apple tree must be huge by now.
1267
01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:26,281
Don't you try to cheer me up now, melba.
1268
01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:28,624
I lost everything a girl ever had
1269
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:30,038
or ever wanted to have.
1270
01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:35,165
Oh, poor Jim Bob's back
there somewhere dead.
1271
01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,005
Well now, alright.
1272
01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,627
Alright now, children
1273
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:43,598
we're going straight out to the cemetery
1274
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,592
and then on to the farm.
1275
01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:09,954
It know he's out here somewhere.
1276
01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:14,249
But who the hell are the rest
of these sons of bitches.
1277
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,130
They're dead, mama.
1278
01:08:16,134 --> 01:08:18,716
They're just packin' 'em in
like there's no tomorrow.
1279
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:23,464
Why this here field
was just covered with,
1280
01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:28,434
just covered with
daisies and corn flowers.
1281
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,224
Here, take a deep drink, mama.
1282
01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:32,768
Bring that other bottle, snake.
1283
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:34,640
We're going hikin' up into heaven.
1284
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,194
I'd give my right
arm for a long beach pizza.
1285
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,198
For a real taco.
1286
01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:44,659
I hope mama sheba can get the farm.
1287
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:47,620
But we are hunted, wanted criminals.
1288
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:49,580
Yeah, we're all
gonna end up in jail, too.
1289
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:50,949
We ain't goin' to jail.
1290
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:51,960
Nobody's going to jail.
1291
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:59,708
Where the grapes of wrath is stored.
1292
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:04,175
He hath loosed the fateful lightning
1293
01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:09,176
of his terrible swift sword.
1294
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:12,182
His truth is marchin' on.
1295
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,240
Can't be.
1296
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:26,447
They can't bury that dirty cock roach
1297
01:09:26,454 --> 01:09:30,447
in the same sacred soil
you're daddy's buried in.
1298
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:34,705
He was so full of crap,
his eyes was brown.
1299
01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:40,884
Daniel.
1300
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,300
I'm home, Daniel.
1301
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,894
Ti come back to the Stokes land
1302
01:09:58,069 --> 01:09:59,775
and I've brung the family.
1303
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:05,190
Now, this here is Shawn
1304
01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:08,109
and our baby, Cheryl.
1305
01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:12,497
And old snake, there.
1306
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:15,412
And here's your baby, melba.
1307
01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:22,165
Well say something to your daddy, melba.
1308
01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:25,634
J buy me a new Dolly if I be good 7
1309
01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:29,652
On Stokes land, mama.
1310
01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:35,329
And we're drunk as a pair of queens.
1311
01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,073
Here you finish this, honey.
1312
01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:39,075
Oh, you always give me
the best white lightenin'
1313
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,826
whenever I had the...
1314
01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:41,748
And you never,
1315
01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:45,248
you never missed one day of school.
1316
01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:46,965
You was an honor student.
1317
01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:50,256
Then my bossoms started showin'.
1318
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,846
Happy and blessed.
1319
01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:57,264
Oh, I know if love is free on this land.
1320
01:11:58,397 --> 01:12:03,391
Mama, they added on to our little house.
1321
01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:06,234
They put a new roof on it.
1322
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:08,150
Mama, wait.
1323
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,897
Cheryl, Cheryl!
1324
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:17,948
The most important thing
in the world is mercy,
1325
01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:19,620
'cept for one other thing.
1326
01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:21,288
That's stayin' alive.
1327
01:12:21,295 --> 01:12:23,377
You gotta look out for yourself
1328
01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:25,713
and for that little Stokes
growin' inside of you.
1329
01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,172
Is that from the good book, mama?
1330
01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:28,507
That's from my book.
1331
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,547
You stay right here, don't you kids move.
1332
01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:32,799
You stay right there.
1333
01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:05,711
My, they sure keep this grass up nice.
1334
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:07,376
It's like velvet, mama.
1335
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,669
Must keep a lot of cows.
1336
01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:12,714
Well, you better watch
out for them cow pies.
1337
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,804
Sure keep it up nice.
1338
01:13:14,807 --> 01:13:17,469
You don't have to worry about no cow pies.
1339
01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:19,262
Now what the hell is this?
1340
01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:22,522
Oh.
1341
01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:25,897
Mudde weddin'?
1342
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,517
Ladies and gentlemen,
1343
01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:31,771
I give you Mr. and Mrs.
Clarence mudde, Jr.
1344
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:34,398
I only wish you poor father
was here to see this day.
1345
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,823
Mr. Clarence mudde. = oh.
1346
01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:44,075
Junior, the law is the law.
1347
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,421
God bless you, melba.
1348
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,540
Hee hee.
1349
01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:53,293
He bares a liken to his daddy.
1350
01:13:53,304 --> 01:13:54,840
Don't he just.
1351
01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,178
Mama.
1352
01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:04,054
Now look here, Mr. mudde.
1353
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:07,148
Ti don't care about no bank note.
1354
01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:09,437
You are officially evicted
1355
01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:14,234
from this here land, Stokes land.
1356
01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,651
This is outrageous!
1357
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:16,490
What is the meaning of this?
1358
01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:17,279
If you don't like it,
1359
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,447
you can just get out of our party!
1360
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:20,490
Go on, get out!
1361
01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:22,204
No wait, wait a minute!
1362
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:30,966
Not yet!
1363
01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,227
We have to kill those cops.
1364
01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:47,187
Cheryl, you gotta say it.
1365
01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:49,182
You gotta tell us, it's your blood.
1366
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,650
It's me, it's my blood.
1367
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,394
Mama told me what to do.
1368
01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:54,406
She told me.
1369
01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:56,613
Come on, come on!
1370
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:00,068
Now you know the law
1371
01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:01,364
and I know the law.
1372
01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:02,578
And if you don't,
1373
01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:06,950
you're gonna get this
right between your eyes.
1374
01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:08,701
Don't those guns, ladies!
1375
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:19,337
You just don't understand!
1376
01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:20,804
Mama!
1377
01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:24,346
I'm the land lady of
this particular land!
1378
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,187
Mama!
1379
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:30,525
Mama!
1380
01:15:32,069 --> 01:15:33,069
Mama!
1381
01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:34,863
Mama!
1382
01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,324
Mama!
1383
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,368
Oh god!
1384
01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:46,664
Oh my family's sure got style, don't they.
1385
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:47,667
Come on!
1386
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,133
Here's your burger
1387
01:17:30,354 --> 01:17:32,185
and here's your change.
1388
01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:42,980
Got the mustard,
here's the mustard.
1389
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,232
Here's the buns.
1390
01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:45,153
Where are those French fries?
1391
01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:45,991
Comin', just a minute.
1392
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:46,995
Comin' right up.
1393
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:49,950
Here you go.
1394
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,788
Melba trotter?
1395
01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:54,454
Your three weeks are up, money's due.
1396
01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:55,371
I'd like to have it please.
1397
01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:58,246
Oh, Mr. Roberts.
1398
01:17:58,257 --> 01:17:59,087
I got the money.
1399
01:17:59,091 --> 01:17:59,921
Pastrami, please.
1400
01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:01,290
I got $67 right here for you
1401
01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:02,462
is that my hotdog right there?
1402
01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:05,085
And that'll get us started and then,
1403
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,801
here's a 20, 40, 50.
1404
01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:14,095
People are bringing in more money.
1405
01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:15,016
Oh thank you.
1406
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:18,141
That's 51, 56, 61, 66, 67, 68 dollars.
1407
01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:30,949
J the best things in life are free j
1408
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:33,663
j but you can give them
to the birds and bees.
1409
01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:37,159
J I need money j
1410
01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:45,171
j that's what I want j
1411
01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:52,842
j your love gives me such a thrill »
1412
01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:55,310
j but your love don't pay my bills »
1413
01:18:55,314 --> 01:18:58,852
j I need money j
1414
01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:06,859
j that's what I want j
1415
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:35,889
J money don't get everything, it's true j
1416
01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:38,763
j but what it don't get, I can't use j
1417
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:42,187
j I need money j
1418
01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:50,194
j that's what I want j
1419
01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:56,697
j money j
1420
01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,325
j lots of money j
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