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[♪♪♪]
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No, no, no,
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I'm telling you...
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I hear you telling me,
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and I'm telling you
you're wrong.
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No way.
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You know and I knowthat I'm right.
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How would you know if you're
right about anything?
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It'd be a completely
foreign feeling.
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Quitting time.
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It's not
quitting time.
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And yet here I go.
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Wait. Settle an argument.
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Remember when
we were ten years old,
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and Hank and I buried something
in a coffee tin in the woods?
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No. See you tomorrow!
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We told you about this.
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We had a red coffee tin,
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and we put something inside it
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and buried it.
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Ah, the redcoffee tin.
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No. I gotta go.
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It's Darts Night,
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and as League Commissioner,
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I'm in charge of setting it up.
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Right, no one else knows
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how to take darts
out of a jar.
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It's not a jar,
it's a canister.
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And at least I know
what's in mine.
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Quality burn.
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And I'm done arguing.
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We put half a pack of
cigarettes in that tin.
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Period.
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Nope.
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It was a bag of weed.
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It was not weed!
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We never had weed
in our lives.
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Why would we have weed?
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Why would webury cigarettes?
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Cigarettesaren't illegal.
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They are when you're ten.
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We buried them
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because the second
we tried to fire one up,
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we always got caught.
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Immediately. Every time.
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So we planned
to smoke them in the woods
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and we never got around to it,
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30 years passed,
and your memory got fuzzy.
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Probably fuzzy fromall the weed we smoked.
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We never smoked weed!
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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I remember itcrystally clear.
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We wanted tohide the stuff,
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so you went andgot a coffee tin.
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When you came backto my place
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and knockedon the door,
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I was too highto let you in.
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That's from
a Cheech and Chong album.
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Why are you--
okay, you know what,
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there's only one way
to settle this.
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We go out to the woods tonight,
dig up the tin,
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and see what's inside.
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You're on.You close up.
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I'll go getsome digging stuff.
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"Digging stuff."
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How do you remember
what we buried 30 years ago
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if you can't remember
the word "shovel"?
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Hello, partner.
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Emma's your partner.
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She's my darts partner.
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You're my cop--
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you know what I mean.
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Ready to takeanother beating?
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You barely beat us
last week.
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This week, it's
revenge time.
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Ah, care to place
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a friendly wager,partner?
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I'm your partner.
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He's my-- argh, never mind.
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Loser cleans the fridge
at work.
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Cleans the fridge?
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That thing is full
of moldy macaroni salad.
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Bock bock bock bock.
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That was chicken salad?
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Oh.
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It's a bet.
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Any wagering has tobe authorized by me,
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as league commissionerand founder of the entire--
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-We know!
-We know!
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Then I willallow it.
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Hey, Phil, I think I'll have
a scotch tonight.
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Settle my nerves.
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Emma, how come you
partnered up with Davis,
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and not Oscar?
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I joined darts for fun.
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Oscar's the opposite of that.
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I love him, but sometimesI need a bit of distance.
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He's nine feet away.
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I'll take what I can get.
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Besides, Oscarcan't play darts anymore.
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Physically or legally?
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Emotionally.
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He used to compete.
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Three times
Golden Flights champion.
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But there was...
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an incident.
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So?
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Oscar has four incidents
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every day before breakfast.
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Often followed
by a brunch incident.
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No, nothing like this.
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This was The Incident.
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Never bring it up to Oscar.
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He hates talking about it.
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Oh.
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Ready to hitthe woods?
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Dunno.
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You think you brought
enough gear?
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You can neverbe too prepared.
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Really?
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We're going half
a mile out of town.
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You're packed like
it's a moon launch.
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You're not bringingany survival gear?
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My phone.
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If it makes you
feel better,
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I can call it
a survival phone.
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Hey, Oscar.Whatcha doing?
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Building a snow fort.
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What's it look
like I'm doing?
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Hmm.
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You seem cranky.
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Something bothering you?
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Not up until
ten seconds ago.
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Do these gamesbeing played nearby
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remind you of any...particular situation,
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or what's anotherword for...
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Incident?
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Yeah, for "incident."
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Occasion...?
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You mean...
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The Incident?
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Well, since youbrought it up.
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Yeah!
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Nailed it!
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We got good lead
on them now, Emma.
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A good what?
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Oh, lead, yes, good.
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Are you into this?
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Good to hear.
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They're gettingtoo far ahead.
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We gottapick up our game.
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I haven't been
throwing well.
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Too focused
on my other duties
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as league commissioner.
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Oh, for the love of--
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But that all
turns around...
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now!
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Now!
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Okay, just gotta relax.
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Okay, that's
too relaxed.
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[phone ringing]
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Damn.
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It's the station line.
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D.R.P.D.
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Ugh. Fine.
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I'll be right there.
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There? Where?
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I'm the cop on call,and there's been a break-in.
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You're off to play
cops and robbers?
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Listen, Miss Marple,
this is darts!
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Ha!
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♪ You lost your partner
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We win by default.
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♪ Enjoy that moldy macaroni!
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Argh!
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I should've said "molderoni."
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Whoa, we didn't lose.
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I get to name
a replacement.
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Karen was dragging
me down anyways.
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I don't like to talk about it.
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It was a night much like this.
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Many years ago...
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-Lacey!
-What?
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You're onmy darts team.
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You can't just pull someonefrom the crowd.
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I've never thrown a dart
in my life.
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Lacey's in for Karen.
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Don't you want to hear
about The Incident?
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I never talk about it!
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Okay, we just have
to find the right tree.
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Look for the toy
parachute man
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we hung up
in the branches.
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I think we'rein the wrong area.
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These trees are way tallerthan the ones we hung it in.
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It was thirty years ago.
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True, been a long time...
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But I distinctly rememberthe trees being shorter.
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Stick with ol' Hank,
and you'll be fine.
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Ugh, I can see that engraved
on my tombstone.
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So, what do I do?
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Keep your toebehind the line,
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point the dart,
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and just tryto hit the board.
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Well, aren't I supposed to
hit some number or something?
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Well, ideally you'd hitthe double eight,
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but just worry about--
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Whoa! Double eight!
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You saidyou never played!
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I haven't,
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but it's pretty
straight forward.
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Can you hit the six?
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Oboy! She's a natural.
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I have never seenanything like this
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in all my weeksas league commissioner.
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I'm back!
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It wasn't a break-in.
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Helen heard voices,
but it was just her TV.
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Guess she thought
burglars broke in
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to talk about
an Acorn Stairlift
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for 30 minutes.
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Well, that was fun, thanks.
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Whoa, whoa. Hey.
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Listen, Karen,here's the thing...
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Lacey filled in, and,well, she's really good.
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You're more...
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uh, what's the word...
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not.
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So what are
you saying?
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Lacey's my new partner.
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It's not personal,
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it's just the brutal realityof competitive sports.
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Thanks for understanding.
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I don't understanding.
Understand.
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We could put it to a vote,but it'd be two against one.
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That's just the brutalreality of math.
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But if we're trying to win,
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then I should partner
with Karen.
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She's way better than you.
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Yeah, didn't you
miss the board entirely
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and hit the wall?
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And then miss
the wall entirely
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and hit the floor?
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I vote Karen.
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I vote me.
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I vote ouch.
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Are you sure this is the tree?
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100%.
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Look at that jaggedbranch on the left.
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You'll see a tinylittle...
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hang on. Nope.
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So now it isn't the tree?
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100% not.
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Okay, we 100% gotta
turn around and go back.
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Wait, our tree'sjust up ahead.
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You said that about
12 trees in a row.
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You think every tree
is the tree.
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You've gone tree mad.
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We're lost, and I'm
calling for help.
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No! We're not lost.Don't call.
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I won't call
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if you'll just admit
that we're lost.
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Okay, fine. We're lost.
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Then it's time
to get help.
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You said you wouldn't call!
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Didn't say
I wouldn't text.
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[texting]
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Wait.
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You can't do this to me.
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Do what?
Save your life?
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People in towncan't know I got lost.
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They look up to me
274
00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,138
as a rugged, survivalistBear Grylls type.
275
00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,829
Bad News Bear
Grylls, maybe.
276
00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:07,746
Come on.Put your phone away.
277
00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,581
Give me a chanceto get us out of here.
278
00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:10,789
How?
279
00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:11,748
Do you even have
a compass
280
00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:12,875
in that backpack?
281
00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,887
My compass is internal.
282
00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:18,109
It's called a finely tunedsense of direction.
283
00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,459
What? Takes a whileto warm up.
284
00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,592
Yes! We're catching up!
285
00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,072
This game is too easy.
286
00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,332
I'm gonna throw one
left-handed.
287
00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,985
You can't miss!
288
00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,119
This is terrible.
289
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,380
They could win.
290
00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,562
But look how much fun
they're having.
291
00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:33,989
I'm gonna try left-handed.
292
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:34,905
No!
293
00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,519
[jukebox]:
♪ You can't miss me, baby
294
00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,691
Whoopsie!
295
00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:43,087
You totally wastedan entire throw.
296
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,351
Do you want to win or not?
297
00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:45,963
This is important, Emma.
298
00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,833
Do you want to see me coveredin moldy macaroni salad?
299
00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,396
Never occurred to me,
300
00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,842
but now I
kind of do, yeah.
301
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,450
Pretty slack attitude, Emma.
302
00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:55,930
Davis is right
to want you off his team
303
00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,150
and be replaced by me.
304
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,888
Okay, new team, new day!
305
00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,060
Sorry, Wanda,you're too intense.
306
00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,406
Makes me nervous.
307
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,935
But I started this league!
308
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,589
Plus you say thattoo much.
309
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,155
Exclude mefrom my own thing...
310
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,771
I started darts night,you know.
311
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,072
I know.
312
00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:15,637
Darts can be a hard thing
to walk away from.
313
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,025
Me? I had to.
314
00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,468
Without me, these jerks
315
00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,654
would be sitting aroundthumbing their bungs.
316
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,740
Yeah, I don't like
to talk about it much,
317
00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,689
but there was
an incident...
318
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:25,778
Indecent is right.
319
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:26,826
"Incident."
320
00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,660
It's indecent the waythey treat me.
321
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,568
It's hard for me not
to talk about this
322
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,183
when you won't
even listen!
323
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,833
I do all the work,and they just swoop in--
324
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:34,877
[crash]
325
00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:35,882
[Karen]: Augh!
326
00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,583
Way to go, Wanda!
327
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,710
You made me miss!
328
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,752
It was an accident!
329
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,627
But maybe the next one
won't be.
330
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,370
If I can't play,
no one will play.
331
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:49,371
I won't play.Not after The Incident.
332
00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,334
I might tell you
333
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,852
if you don'task me about it.
334
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,065
Deal.
335
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,378
I think we're even more lost.
336
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,425
Is there such a thing
as more lost?
337
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:05,081
You mean get so lostthat we find ourselves?
338
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,126
Food for thought.
339
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,740
Speaking of food,
I'm hungry.
340
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,481
I've given you enough time
to find a way out of here.
341
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,521
I'm calling for help.
342
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,656
No! You're goingto ruin my rep.
343
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:15,959
Sorry, Hank, the stomach wants
what the stomach wants.
344
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:18,526
Wait, I havegranola bars.
345
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,884
Ooh, with the
chocolatey coating.
346
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,534
Here, have one.
347
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:23,488
One?
348
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,575
Hmm.
349
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,324
I bet if I called...
350
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,284
someone'd bring me
a whole box.
351
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,063
Fine, take it.
352
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,809
Oh, my god, there's
little marshmallows too.
353
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,119
This is a littleawkward, but...
354
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,640
you missed that last shotreally badly.
355
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:44,914
I find it helpful to keepyour eye on the target.
356
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,168
Learned a lot
357
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:46,950
in the 15 minutes
you've been playing darts,
358
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:47,954
haven't you?
359
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,125
I know, right?
360
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,610
Now, let's go win!
361
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,480
Yeah.
362
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,430
Go team.
363
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,221
Aah!
364
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,794
Just taking some photosfor DailyDartWorld.com.
365
00:10:58,832 --> 00:10:59,832
Thanks a lot, Wanda.
366
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,176
You made me miss
all the numbers.
367
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,186
-Oh, come on!
-Oh, come on!
368
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,968
[mosquito buzzing]
369
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,020
[buzzing]
370
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,411
Ho ho ho ho ho...
nice try, bug.
371
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,548
You think I've never
seen The Three Stooges?
372
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,330
I've watched more--
373
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,424
Ow!
374
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,332
-[mosquito buzzing]
-He bit me.
375
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,586
These bugs are terrible.
376
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,078
You shoulda brought
a bug net built for two.
377
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,819
That is a bug netbuilt for two.
378
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:27,900
Oh.
379
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,298
Well, it's not
very warm.
380
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,560
The sun's down,
381
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,432
and here's you, unprepared,in just a t-shirt.
382
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,735
True.
383
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,351
I could call someone
for a scarf.
384
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,352
Unless...
385
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,611
[shivering]
386
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,477
Cozy.
387
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,827
What is this, flannel?
388
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,578
Hey, Davis, just curious.
389
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,618
Do you breathe in or outwhen you release?
390
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,015
Nice try, but you
won't distract me
391
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,709
with your petty mind games.
392
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,757
[dart landing]
393
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,586
Dart in the hat.
Classic.
394
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,983
Darts are a cruel game.
395
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,197
I learned that
the hard way...
396
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,767
from The Incident.
397
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,254
She's in my head.
398
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,773
Just ignore her.
399
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,297
This next shot's
gotta be stellar.
400
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,471
[playing]
401
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,780
Ow!
402
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,913
Dart in the cheek.
Classic.
403
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,695
What's darts
without a vuvuzela?
404
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,441
What's a vuvuzela?
405
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,701
[playing]
406
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,485
You'd think I would have
annoyed those jerks
407
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,099
into quitting by now.
408
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,399
It only took me six tweets
409
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,265
to get those NASA nerds
to declassify Pluto,
410
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,227
and then four to reclassify it.
411
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,536
Pick a side, eggheads.
412
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,761
I was on a side once.
413
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,461
The wrong side.
414
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,108
Of an incident.
415
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,762
It's a dark story,
best left untold.
416
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,327
Did you say "dark"?
417
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,594
All right,quit hounding me.
418
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,246
I'll tell you.
419
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,330
It was a nightmuch like this--
420
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:51,598
Great story.
421
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,820
Phil, I need a copy
of the hotel blueprints.
422
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,770
Blueprints?
423
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,427
Sure thing.
424
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,781
I'll have Tony Stark
fax them right over.
425
00:12:58,821 --> 00:12:59,781
Facts?
426
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,352
I'll tell youthe facts.
427
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:04,649
It was a nightmuch like this...
428
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,786
[striking flint]
429
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,916
This is just likeNaked and Afraid.
430
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,705
More like Naked-except-
for-your-underwear
431
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:14,749
and Afraid.
432
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,494
Which I'm fine with.
433
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,104
You should be so lucky.
434
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,275
Hey, how'd you make
a hammock out of pants?
435
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,841
[stomach gurgling]
436
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,058
You got any beans left?
437
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,016
Nope, sorry.
438
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,814
But if we call for help now,
439
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,678
there'll be time to grab
a frozen pizza at Foo Mart.
440
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:28,809
No!
441
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,161
Real outdoorsmenforage for food anyway.
442
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,071
I bet I can findsome berries.
443
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:33,986
And bark.
444
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,420
You be careful
out there.
445
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,506
I know what I'm doing.
446
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,516
And now we know
what's your tombstone.
447
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,570
Mm... oh... oh.
448
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,131
[stomach rumbling]
449
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,658
Oh, I don't feel so good.
450
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,882
I hope those berries
weren't poisonous.
451
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,972
Oh, no, no, no.The berries were all right.
452
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,711
I'm an experton the woods.
453
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,101
Hey, bears don'tusually talk, do they?
454
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,705
You're the expert.
455
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,235
Maybe I'm communicating
telepathically.
456
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,929
Ah, yeah, thatmakes more sense.
457
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,496
I don't know what's
got me feeling so woozy.
458
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,374
I... I only ate a few berries
459
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,195
to clear out the taste
of those funky mushrooms.
460
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,553
Ah.
461
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,902
Fog's lifting a bit
on that mystery.
462
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,643
You just need to ride this out.
463
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:19,773
Breathe.
464
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,245
Relax.
465
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,465
Mother Nature...
will take care of you.
466
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,604
I'm just stressed becausemy friend and I are lost,
467
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,868
and it couldtarnish my reputation.
468
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,781
Reputations are
tough, man.
469
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,256
You know, every time
people see me,
470
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,396
they're always like
"Ah! A bear!
471
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,308
Run for your life!
He'll eat us!"
472
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,923
You know, I find that
a little presumptuous.
473
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,494
Maybe I just want
to maul somebody.
474
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,270
You ever think of that?
475
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,404
Pssh.
476
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,925
People are the worst.
477
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,139
What brought you
out here, anyway?
478
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,277
Oh, we're trying to find
479
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,969
a coffee can we buriedwhen we were kids.
480
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,366
Oh, I happen to know
481
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,150
that there's a coffee can
buried up over that ridge,
482
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,405
just past that stump
483
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,367
that looks like a pig
holding a toaster.
484
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,286
Wow, that'svery specific.
485
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,421
Thanks, Bear...
486
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,732
Oh, hey, any relationto Bear Grylls?
487
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:01,859
Never heard of him.
488
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,811
Oh, I just thought
489
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:03,988
with you havingthe same name...
490
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,433
My name's Gavin.
491
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,949
Nice to meet ya, Gavin.
492
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,303
So, uh, what are youdoing out here?
493
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,523
You ever hear
the old saying
494
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,911
does a bear...
495
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,304
blank...
in the woods?
496
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:14,167
You're Catholic?
497
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,435
Oh, I've seenthat commercial.
498
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,345
Okay, quick,Emma's throwing.
499
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,047
Tell me all aboutthis incident.
500
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,265
Well, well, well,
501
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,804
everyone wants to hear
about my incident.
502
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,358
Yeah, yeah,just tell me.
503
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,145
Maybe a man needs
to have some secrets.
504
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,060
Ever think of--
505
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,804
No secrets.What happened?
506
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,244
All right, I'll tell you.
507
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,722
It was a night
much like tonight...
508
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,715
...a friendly game of darts
between friends,
509
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:41,975
or so I thought.
510
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,545
Yeah-ha-ha!
511
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,032
Whoa!
512
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,780
That's it?
513
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,859
You kicked a chair?
514
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:52,947
That's the incident
515
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,555
that kept you outof Darts League?
516
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,085
Haven't played that
game in 30 years.
517
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,000
Maybe 15. Six?
518
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,995
When did they
declassify Pluto?
519
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,737
That's not an incident.
520
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,397
That's you beinga sore loser.
521
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,401
No, it's not.
522
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,532
When I told Emma,
523
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,494
she said it was
a big incident,
524
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,232
that I should never
play again.
525
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,803
Did she, now?
526
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,800
Well, she just told me
527
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,372
she thinks you should
come out of retirement.
528
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,800
Ooh, I don't know.
529
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,016
I've closed that door.
530
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,276
Old wounds take a long--
531
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,068
-I'll buy you a beer.
-Let's do this!
532
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,772
You got any rope?No reason.
533
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,772
[snoring]
534
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,772
Brent! Wake up!
535
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,025
Gah! Hank?
536
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,338
Gah! Are you okay, buddy?
537
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,733
I wasn't...
538
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,556
until I talked to the bear
with all the answers.
539
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,304
Did you talk to a bear,
540
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,475
or did youeat a bear?
541
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,130
I'd never eat Gavin.
542
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,524
Okay, you're scaring me.
543
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:43,916
This is over.I'm calling for help.
544
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,179
Uh-oh, dead battery.
545
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,402
That's what I get for watching
all those Friends re-runs.
546
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,103
That Gunther should've
got more screen time.
547
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,660
We have to find the pig
holding the toaster.
548
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,058
How about we stay here
549
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,711
and wait for a monkeywith a map?
550
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,154
You're talking crazy.
551
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,371
Now, follow me.
The moon is my monkey!
552
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,634
You can't leave me out here.
553
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,463
It's darker than Chandler's
sense of humour.
554
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,772
Could I BEany more scared?
555
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,248
Oh, good,
it's your turn.
556
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,731
Unfortunately, I...
557
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,120
dislocated my thumb while...
558
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,084
peeing.
559
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:16,952
Ew.
560
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:17,862
Also, how?
561
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,206
Story for another day.
562
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,905
Oscar is going to play for me.
563
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,652
What? I'm not
playing with him.
564
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,833
Yeah, what about The Incident?
565
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:28,439
If Karen can switch players,
I can switch players.
566
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,572
Fire away, Oscar.
567
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,011
Whoops, a little rusty.
568
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,969
Ow!
569
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,841
I'm going home.
570
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,492
Oscar is infor Davis.
571
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,276
[panting]
572
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,282
That stump didn't look likea pig holding a toaster.
573
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,275
More like a hogholding a crockpot.
574
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,237
This is the tree!
575
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,675
We're missing
one key ingredient.
576
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,032
[wind blowing]
577
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,030
Okay, that's
creepy/convenient.
578
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,816
Monkey moon.
579
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,255
Found it!
580
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,129
The can!
581
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,350
Ta-da--
582
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,088
Cigarettes?
583
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,699
Who would've thought
it was cigarettes?
584
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,519
I said it was cigarettes.
585
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,217
I'd say, "in your face,"
586
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:13,475
but, you know,we're probably both
587
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,697
going to die out here,
588
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,095
so feels a little...
589
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,008
Ah, what the hell.In your face.
590
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:18,883
I was wrong.
591
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,933
And I'm a fraud.
592
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,489
We should've called for help
when we had the chance.
593
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,887
Yeah, what does itmatter now?
594
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,019
Want one?
595
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,200
[coughing]
596
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,149
Hey, you guyscan't smoke here.
597
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,108
See?
598
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,365
We ALWAYS get caught.
599
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,197
We're saved!
600
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,514
You guys lost?
601
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,030
Okay, don't panic.
602
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,293
Breathe.
603
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,545
Relax.
604
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,337
Mother Nature...
605
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,302
will kill you
if you're not careful.
606
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,341
Gavin?
607
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,093
Ho ho!
608
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,700
Goodbye, rust,
hello, gloating.
609
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:54,961
Alriiight!
610
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,483
That's my champion!
611
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,696
-Let's see you match that.
-Hmm.
612
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,180
Give me a tough one.
613
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,577
Trick shot!
614
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:03,749
Phil, pull!
615
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,064
[sighing]
616
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,705
Ha ha!
617
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,328
Ugh, gross, but
okay, Phil, pull!
618
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,365
Ugh.
619
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,203
Ha!
620
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,254
I find it helps
621
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,988
if you keepyour eye on the target.
622
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,379
Isn't she your partner?
623
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,512
Still not a fan.
624
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,733
Dammit, Oscar,
you got in my head
625
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,913
through this egg
via my mouth.
626
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,389
We're tied!
627
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,869
Last shot, Oscar.
628
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,908
This one's for all the marbles.
629
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,224
[rustling]
630
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,090
Do you hear something
in the ceiling?
631
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:39,351
Yeah, like raccoonsor a poltergeist.
632
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,005
Those are your two options?
633
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,707
Hey, what?
634
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,578
Ha ha ha!
635
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,190
You fools, I warned you
that if--
636
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,151
Ow!
637
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,670
Ooh, that hurt.
638
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,724
Wanda? What the hell?
639
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,759
There's no darts league
if there's no dart board.
640
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,156
Ha ha!
641
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,109
Away!
642
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,598
Ugh...
643
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,989
But did you
have to rappel down?
644
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,432
Couldn't you have just run up
645
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,769
and taken it
when the lights went out?
646
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:11,688
Run in the dark?
647
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,602
Are you nuts?
648
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,076
Could've broken my neck.
649
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,385
Away!
650
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,092
Ha...
651
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,183
Last call.
652
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,178
So, I'm confused.
653
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,094
Who's cleaningthe fridge,
654
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,747
you or Davis?
655
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,051
Since neither of us lost,
we only have one choice.
656
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,228
You're cleaningit together?
657
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,273
Gross.
658
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,708
No, we're buying
a new fridge.
659
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,275
[Hank]: You can stop
worrying, everybody.
660
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,322
I got Brent out of the woods.
661
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,797
This is darts night?
662
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:40,847
Doesn't look safe.
663
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,848
It's not safe.
664
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,904
As league commissioner,
I forbid this.
665
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,940
This isn'tleague activity.
666
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,985
Ha ha! This is meand Miss Priss
667
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,291
seeing who's best
668
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,637
at hittinga moving target.
669
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:53,596
Phil, pull!
670
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:54,473
Or push.
671
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:56,863
Not cool.
672
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,557
Why were you guys
in the woods?
673
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,865
There wasan incident.
674
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,171
[sniffing]
675
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,307
Have you been
smoking?
676
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,960
[♪♪♪]
677
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,751
♪ I don't know
678
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,402
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
679
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,835
♪ I don't know
680
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:23,107
♪ I just... don't know
681
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,325
♪ Ooh
682
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,773
♪ It's a great big place
683
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,989
♪ Ooh
684
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,468
♪ Full of nothin' but space
685
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,508
♪ Ooh
686
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,514
♪ And it's my happy place
687
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,036
♪ I don't know
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