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Would you like
to sample my new jam?
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What's the catch?
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No catch.
Free toast, free jam.
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Mm!
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Okay!
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Now, that is some zippy jam!
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You could set your watch
to this!
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Oh,
I'm so happy you all like it.
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I made it
with local wild berries.
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[spitting]
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What are you trying to pull?
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Pull?
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People around here
don't take kindly
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to being tricked
into eating locally grown food.
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Locally grown is bad?
Of course.
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[laughing]
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Because this town
doesn't have enough things
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that make no sense.
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What are you
throwing it away for?
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Wait, now you want the jam?
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No, but you could sell
it to out-of-towners.
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It's not local
for them.
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Ugh.
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"Move to a small town, Lacey.
It'll be fun, Lacey."
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Ugh, you...
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♪ You think
there's not a lot going on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
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♪ You're so wrong
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I can't believe
as a farm community
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you're against eating
farm-to-table.
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Have you ever been
to a farm?
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That's no place
for food.
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Have you ever read a label
on processed food?
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The label tells you
what's in it.
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You just wrote "jam."
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Bit vague.
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I don't want to eat anything
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that hasn't gone to the city
first.
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Why does it have
to go to the city?
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The food doesn't come
out of the ground
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with labels on it.
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That's it!
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I'm not eating
another bite
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from this place
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unless I see the package
it was shipped in.
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As a vegetarian,
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I have to agree
with Lacey.
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But, uh, you're not
a vegetarian,
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so how are you going
to pull that off?
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I've been a vegetarian
for seven, no, eight days,
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so yeah, I know
what I'm talking about.
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The environmental impact
of the meat industry
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along with its economic...
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and I'm alone.
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Weird.
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This comic book's
main character
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is barely in this one.
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Maybe he isn't
the main character.
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Maybe it's more of an ensemble.
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Maybe
there's too many characters.
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[door opening]
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Great, more characters.
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Hey, Davis.
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What's with the red welts?
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You get stung by
a bunch of bees?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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I'm a beekeeper now.
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Just not
a very good one.
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So what's
the bee story?
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Unless it's a long story.
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A couple
of weeks ago...
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Boring!
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I was thinking about
getting a guard dog.
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Except
he's not home enough
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to keep a dog.
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So I got the
next best thing...
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guard bees.
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Except
that's not a thing.
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Plus, there are, like,
a thousand of them.
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More bang
for your buck.
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The only drawback
is this stupid wax.
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Hey, mind your bees' wax!
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You know there are easier ways
to get honey, right?
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Like walking halfway
down that aisle.
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Actually, we're out of honey.
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That delivery
hasn't come in yet.
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Geez, I didn't even
think about the honey.
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I got them strictly
for home defense.
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All right!
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I'm going to go home
and name them.
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I wonder
how many of them
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he'll name "Buzz."
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Hey, cool,
what's that?
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An iguanodon.
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Oh, I thought
it was a dinosaur.
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[growling]
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Hmm.
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"Lavender helps bees
produce honey."
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Oh, Jeeves,
you old stuffed shirt,
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you've done it again!
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Okay, you guys
like lavender so much?
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Go get it!
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[buzzing]
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Aah! Aah!
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Heel!
Heel, boys!
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Sit!
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Less... stingy... ways
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to increase...
honey... production.
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"Use more bees."
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Oh.
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How do I get more bees?
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["Sexy" playing]
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Now, everyone,
find a partner, cozy up,
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and get beezy...
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and remember,
always use protection.
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No!
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Don't use protection.
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That'll be $10.50.
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Hey, how much for the candle?
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It's not a candle, genius.
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It's a gob of wax
shaped like a dinosaur.
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Too bad.
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I'd definitely pay
way too much money
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for something like that.
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[Wanda]: Get your beeswax
dinosaur candles!
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These are great.
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Can you make
a triceratops
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with three wicks?
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Can I?
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Does an ankylosaurus
have a club tail?
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It does,
and I can.
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I need more wax.
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I can't.
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It's sexy time,
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and I don't want
to disturb the bees.
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So that's how it is?
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The first glob is free,
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then whammo,
I'm hooked?!
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Oops.
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My bees aren't getting busy!
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Wonder what the problem is.
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[bee]: Oh,
Your Highness...
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thank you for allowing me
into your boudoir.
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Do you think
you're ready
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for this
royal jelly?
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You know I am.
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[laughing]
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Aah!
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The giant floating head
is back!
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Every man
for himself!
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Get back here.
Protect your queen!
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Up yours!
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Thanks
for the pollen block,
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jerk face.
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Nah, I can't be the problem.
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I have a sexy face.
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Mm.
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Hey, what's today's special?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I didn't want
to assume.
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Those could be your own
personal burgers.
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Jughead may have phoned in
an order.
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This burger
is delicious.
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Almost makes up
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for you trying to poison us
this morning.
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She did what?
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Well, that's interesting,
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because what you're eating
is local beef!
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[spitting]
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But you all
just liked it.
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Come on, Oscar,
take one more bite.
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Not on your life.
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I'll take his.
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No son of mine is
going to eat local!
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I'll pass on
the burgers too.
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I'm not sure if I
mentioned this...
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[all]: You have.
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I'm a vegetarian,
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so, I'm choosing to have
a delicious legume medley.
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Malicious
legroom melody?
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I said "delicious
legume medley."
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That makes
less sense.
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You know,
I do have vegetarian options
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on the menu.
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All right,
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I'll have one of your
vegetarian options.
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Actually, we're all out.
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My deliveries
haven't shown up today.
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That's weird.
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I haven't gotten my
deliveries today either.
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Hey, Hank,
want the lunch special?
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I have no time for specials,
Lacey.
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Carlene is missing.
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Oh, no!
That's terrible.
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Who's Carlene?
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How long
have you lived here?
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She's the cow
from Lawson's farm,
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and she's not at her post.
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Well, I don't remember
seeing any cow,
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and I was just up at Lawson's
yesterday
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buying this...
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beef.
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[gasping]
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Oh, my God,
we're eating Carlene!
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Why do I even try?
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The real question is...
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why would you kill
Carlene?
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[whistling]
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Hey, what the...?
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Is that honey?
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The wax is gone!
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Why would someone
steal my beeswax?
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Karen!
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To the garden, quick!
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There's been a wax theft!
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Possible guard bees down.
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Guard bees down!
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And bring
some walkie-talkie cleaner.
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Where'd you get
all that wax from?
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Oh, interesting story.
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I stole it.
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Wow, you spin
a hell of a yarn.
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I put Davis'
bees to sleep
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using a smoker
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and took it all.
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It's his own fault
for getting me hooked.
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Yeah, seems fair,
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provided I'm not
affected in the least.
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Hey, since when
is our mop a rake?
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Where's all the strings?
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Quit complaining.
Free rake!
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[Lacey]:
Okay, sure,
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these burgers are most likely
made of Carlene...
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[Hank sobbing]
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But they're
already made,
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and everyone said
they were delicious.
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[Hank wailing]
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She was just
a cow, Hank.
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[blowing nose]
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She wasn't just a cow, Lacey.
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She was Carlene.
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The cow.
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Hang on,
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that's why
we haven't got our deliveries.
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You're serving up our road sign.
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I'll probably
regret this question,
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but what are you talking about?
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All the truckers know
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the fastest way
into Dog River
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is to take
Rural Route 9
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and turn left
at the cow.
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No cow means
no deliveries.
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That makes no sense.
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Nor does your dad
showing up in sweatpants,
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and yet, here he is.
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They're stretchy,
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and I got work to do.
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I don't mean to trick
you again, Oscar,
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but you do know those
are Carlene burgers?
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Of course!
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Why do you think
I'm wearing my revenge pants?
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For 13 years,
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I've been waiting to get back
at that stuck-up cow.
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Moo.
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[laughing]
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I said...
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Moo!
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Why, you stuck-up...
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I've never been so insulted.
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So you're spite-
eating Carlene
272
00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,966
because she didn't
moo back at you?
273
00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,438
See?
She gets me.
274
00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:54,398
Well, if we're all
eating burgers again...
275
00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,396
[slapping]
276
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,537
Okay,
what the hell?
277
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,019
They're all mine!
278
00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,669
This is personal.
279
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:03,983
I'm starting
to question
280
00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:06,111
the guarding
abilities of my bees.
281
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:08,164
They couldn't even
guard their own wax.
282
00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:11,379
Well, bees were a weird choice
for home security.
283
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,510
All it takes to get past them
is a smoker.
284
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,556
Wait a minute.
285
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,728
I know who
took my wax!
286
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:18,954
I'm on to you.
287
00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:20,173
[Wanda]: No,
you're not,
288
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,601
and I don't know
what you're talking about.
289
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,648
How's it going, Zeke?
290
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,913
Get yourself a fresh
new pack of smokes?
291
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,387
Yeah, and a
dinosaur candle.
292
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,438
This isn't
about candles.
293
00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,623
It's about wax,
294
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:35,709
and you're the biggest
smoker in town.
295
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,879
Admit it,
you stole my wax!
296
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:39,746
I don't know
what you're...
297
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,356
You sadistic son of a bitch!
298
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:45,587
There's a toasty corner in Hell
for wax thieves like you!
299
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:46,588
Thanks, Wanda.
300
00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,019
You're coming with me.
301
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,496
Hey, Zeke.
302
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,026
Come on!
303
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,069
We really need
to figure out
304
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,644
this Carlene situation.
305
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,071
I'm hungry,
306
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,857
but I can't trust
the food in town.
307
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,511
Why don't you eat the
food in your house?
308
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,945
I don't know
how long it's been there.
309
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,471
I'm worried
it's all turned local.
310
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,654
We should just
put another cow
311
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,040
in Carlene's spot.
312
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,652
That'd be confusing
slash-disrespectful.
313
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,834
How about a goat?
314
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,569
What?
No one turns at a goat!
315
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,660
Have you ever turned
at a goat?
316
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,532
All right, listen up.
317
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,183
In loving memory of Carlene
318
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,487
and not wanting her meat
to go to waste,
319
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:24,283
I give you
the best way to honour her...
320
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,539
a chili wake.
321
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:28,021
[murmuring]
322
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,022
It's what Carlene
would've wanted,
323
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,684
if cows could want things.
324
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,159
Don't take
a bowl!
325
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,768
Take a little bite
and move on.
326
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,029
The rest is
between me and her.
327
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,342
Oscar, there's plenty
of Carlene for everyone.
328
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,768
Then let me at 'er.
329
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,205
You're not the only one
with four stomachs, Carlene.
330
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,252
Getting plenty
tired of that game!
331
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,687
Tough noogies,
jackass.
332
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:48,784
She's mine!
333
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,872
[munching]
334
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,781
Bet you wish you
could moo at me now!
335
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,437
[munching]
336
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,180
You know, Oscar,
337
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,051
weird pointless grudge
or not,
338
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,703
it isn't healthy
for one human
339
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,487
to eat an entire cow.
340
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,921
You're pretty preachy
341
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,577
for someone who's
been a vegetarian
342
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,281
for eight days.
343
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,798
Nine, actually.
344
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,152
Well, maybe not.
345
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,321
I accidentally
swallowed a bug
346
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,886
when I was out
roller-blading.
347
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,593
Not sure what
the rule is on that.
348
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,630
Well,
if we're not getting deliveries,
349
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,546
I guess I have to go to the city
350
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,720
and get other food
351
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,936
that probably came
from around here,
352
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,245
then went there,
was processed,
353
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,902
and packaged
to come back here.
354
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:26,896
[Hank]:
Yeah!
355
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,467
Go get
packaged food!
356
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,433
Pack-aged food!
Pack-aged food!
357
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:32,913
Pack-aged food!
358
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,393
Pack-aged food!
359
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:35,912
Pack-aged foo...
360
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,306
oh, I thought
we were going longer.
361
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,702
At least
I got one jar of honey
362
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:42,884
out of this harvest.
363
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,569
I thought nobody
wanted local food.
364
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,356
Way ahead of you,
partner.
365
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,707
[grunting]
366
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,763
Hey, Davis, call off your bees!
367
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,149
[Davis]: Down, boys!
Down!
368
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,191
Hey, uh...
369
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,536
I was thinking,
370
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,715
maybe you two should
go to Carlene's corner
371
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,151
to direct
traffic into town.
372
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,157
How do we know
373
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,498
which cars
want to come to town?
374
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,937
Uh, stop every car
and ask them?
375
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:05,855
Duh.
376
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,159
That sounds like a lot of work.
377
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,644
Karen, you do it.
378
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,994
I wish I could help you, Hank,
but I'm a vegetarian now.
379
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,555
What's that got to
do with anything?
380
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:14,782
Just putting it
out there.
381
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,131
You want traffic
directed?
382
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,000
You do it.
383
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:17,870
Yeah?
384
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,301
Dog River is that way!
385
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,568
Hey, slow down, lead foot!
386
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,530
I...
387
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:31,575
said...
388
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,840
slow...
389
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,972
down!
390
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:38,315
[grunting]
391
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,886
Why is he making
those noises?
392
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,943
Shh.
Let him have this.
393
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,203
Ha!
394
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,202
Take that...
395
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,513
[burping]
396
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,810
cow!
397
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,856
Okay...
398
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,161
so I'm starting
to see Karen's point.
399
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,468
Revenge-eating that much meat
can't be good for anyone.
400
00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,603
[phone ringing]
401
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:00,998
Hello?
402
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,651
[Brent]: Hey,
I'm just calling to see
403
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,874
if you've been able
to find your way out of town
404
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:04,743
without Carlene
as a landmark.
405
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,794
Yup, I'm fine.
406
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,528
I'm just pulling
into the city now.
407
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,049
Get out of my lane, hipster!
408
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,440
Uh-oh!
409
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,096
There's a teen gang
being rude and inconsiderate.
410
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,970
I've got to go.
411
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,581
Yup, sounds like
the city, all right.
412
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,751
I'll take one of your
wax dinosaur candles.
413
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,628
Hmm,
I guess we're all out.
414
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,369
What kind of gas
station is this?
415
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,850
The kind that sells gas.
416
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,590
Wax candle dinosaur station
is down the road.
417
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,847
How far
down the road?
418
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,377
I didn't...
419
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,340
it's not far.
420
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,685
Listen...
421
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,950
everyone thinks
I'm in the city
422
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:40,993
picking up supplies,
423
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,387
but what I've learned is,
424
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,950
if they don't know
it's local,
425
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,737
it doesn't make
a difference.
426
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:46,781
So can you promise me
427
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,826
you're going
to keep this between us?
428
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,131
I can promise you
I couldn't care less.
429
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,918
Good.
Do you have fresh mushrooms?
430
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,792
The freshest!
431
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,144
Ugh...
432
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,453
[retching]
433
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,268
Wow.
Maybe that's too fresh.
434
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,136
You want some carrots?
435
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,966
I want some Dramamine.
436
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,853
Uh, why is this wet?
437
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,940
Best guess,
donkey urine.
438
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:10,939
Worst guess...
439
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,980
No, no.
440
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,285
I'll take
your best guess.
441
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,680
[munching]
442
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,767
Must keep...
eating...
443
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,514
[laughing]
444
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,895
prove point to...
445
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,118
dead cow...
446
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,521
Okay, we've got
to do something.
447
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,391
He's still
working his way
448
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,521
through that chili.
449
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,613
Be a long time
450
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,781
'til it works its way
through him.
451
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:32,957
Oh, God.
452
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,702
He's getting
a meat rash.
453
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:35,923
What can we do?
454
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,572
Why don't we make him
some lentil chili,
455
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,135
and just tell him it's Carlene?
456
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,312
He'll never know.
457
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,657
Probably can't even
see straight.
458
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,316
Well, that was
pretty obvious.
459
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,580
I should have been able
to figure that out.
460
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,763
But you didn't.
461
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,368
You needed
a vegetarian.
462
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,319
I don't anymore.
463
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,683
These scented candles
smell like mop water.
464
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,939
When I lit mine,
the flames went so high,
465
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:57,943
it burned my house down.
466
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,334
We want our
money back!
467
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,376
You can't return
a used candle.
468
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,212
This isn't Amish Walmart.
469
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,690
Okay, how about this,
how about this?
470
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,170
Instead of refunds,
471
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,080
I continue to sell you gas
at a reasonable price.
472
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,995
[whispering]
473
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,703
Majority rules.
474
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,480
We accept your terms.
475
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,955
But my house
burned down!
476
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,745
Your house was a dump.
477
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,877
Boy, it's sure
beautiful out here,
478
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,576
and smell that
fresh country air.
479
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,894
[sniffs]
480
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,110
Ugh!
481
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,368
Does it always
smell like this?
482
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,370
Nope.
483
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,801
Sometimes
it gets pretty rank.
484
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,497
But your produce
is organic?
485
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,845
Yup.
Zero pesticides.
486
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,715
Oh!
Heh!
487
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:42,846
Ooh!
488
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,328
Ooh...
489
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,338
Ew!
490
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,339
Aah!
491
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,640
[eagle screeching]
492
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:48,505
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
493
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,376
[meowing]
494
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,206
[eagle screeching]
495
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,954
Did that really
just happen?
496
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,905
They call it
the food chain,
497
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,694
not the friend chain.
498
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,568
[laughing]
499
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,874
I don't care
about your life of crime,
500
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,657
but I'm kiboshing
your candle crap.
501
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,971
It's causing me
nothing but grief...
502
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,658
and you're buying me
a new mop...
503
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:09,966
and not for my birthday.
504
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,322
I'm getting you jack squat
for your birthday.
505
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,192
Now what the hell
do I do with all this?
506
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,634
[Hank]:
Fitzy,
507
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,020
if we don't act fast,
the town is going to starve.
508
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,894
Don't be the mayor
that let that happen.
509
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,365
No one is going to starve.
510
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,805
Okay, but, you know...
511
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,031
several deliveries
might be delayed a bit,
512
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,771
and it'll be
on your head!
513
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,081
I don't want people
to think I'm irresponsible.
514
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,028
I guess the only
logical thing to do
515
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,077
is to drain the town's
emergency relief fund
516
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,952
to commission
a statue of Carlene
517
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,914
so people will know
where to turn again.
518
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,302
Well, you two moops
just hit the jackpot.
519
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,696
It just so happens
520
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,908
that I'm building
a life-sized statue of Carlene
521
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,178
at this very moment.
522
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,050
Very tasteful and respectful,
523
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,922
with a memorial string
in her head...
524
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:51,053
and it'll only cost
one emergency relief fund.
525
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,657
Holy macaroni!
Talk about luck!
526
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,018
Oh...
I've got to say,
527
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,098
your farm
is the cleanest!
528
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,667
We take pride in that here.
What can I get you today?
529
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,365
I'd love
some chicken breasts.
530
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,462
Are they free range?
531
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,590
You bet they are.
532
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,072
Here's one now.
533
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:09,683
Come on!
534
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,864
[laughing]
535
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,339
I know.
536
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,689
Amazing they can scoot around
with no head like that.
537
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,299
Anyhoo, want some milk?
538
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,649
It's still warm and thick.
539
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,468
I really, really don't.
540
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,780
Quick question...
541
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,996
how long does this nightmare
usually take?
542
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,306
She'll be free-ranging
around here
543
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,481
another five or ten minutes,
544
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,047
but if you need to go...
545
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,444
You had them
in packages?
546
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,657
Why didn't you just
give me
547
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,265
one of those packages?
548
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,576
Didn't know
you were in a rush.
549
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,491
Argh!
550
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,324
[screaming]
551
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,975
Well, it's official.
552
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,539
I'm out of the bee game.
553
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,936
They just weren't making
enough honey,
554
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,198
so I had
to let them go.
555
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,551
I thought somebody
stole them.
556
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,590
Yes.
They were stolen.
557
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,155
So I had
to let them go...
558
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,512
emotionally.
559
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,901
That's too bad...
560
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,034
and after you made
all those signs.
561
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,945
That's it!
Signs!
562
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,905
I don't get why someone
would steal your bees.
563
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,044
I know.
564
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,436
What would you even
do with stolen bees?
565
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,224
Hey, you want to buy a bee?
566
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:13,825
Ow! Ouch!
567
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,175
They make great... ow...
pets! Ouch!
568
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,305
Dammit.
569
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,527
Psst!
Got any wax?
570
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,494
It's working!
571
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,756
He's eating the lentil chili!
572
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,799
What?
Lemon jelly?
573
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:27,854
Uh-oh.
574
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,759
He heard us...
kind of.
575
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,244
Excuse me!
576
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,764
I'd like
to make an announcement.
577
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,767
You were right.
I was wrong.
578
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,249
Local is gross!
579
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:39,159
It's better not to know
where your food comes from.
580
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:42,335
From now on, everything in here
comes from the city
581
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,392
in a clean,
brightly coloured box.
582
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,648
[cheering]
583
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,351
You don't want
that, Oscar!
584
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,349
It's local!
585
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,650
Are you crazy?
586
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,215
That lemon jelly
587
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,092
was the tastiest part
of that cow!
588
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,354
Boom!
589
00:18:56,396 --> 00:19:00,436
That was actually 100%
vegetarian lentil chili.
590
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,047
What? How dare you?
591
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,137
[stomach gurgling]
592
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,705
Oh, geez...
I don't feel so good.
593
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:06,973
I got lentil poisoning.
594
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,965
Oh, please, the chili is fine.
595
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,448
This is my second bowl.
596
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,148
Uh, Karen?
597
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,105
The lentil chili
is over there.
598
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,594
You're eating Carlene.
599
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,855
[growling]
600
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:24,948
Geez, bad week to be mopless.
601
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:30,595
[Fitzy]: And now the unveiling
of our new wax Carlene.
602
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,997
It's not as big
as we thought it'd be.
603
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,351
Don't worry,
everyone.
604
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,040
I called all the
delivery people
605
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,257
and told them
to turn left
606
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,216
at the tiny wax cow...
607
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,215
which I see now
608
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,916
was a total waste
of my time.
609
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,013
Wait, that's Carlene!
610
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,972
We thought we ate you!
611
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,320
Sweet, beautiful Carlene!
612
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,361
[groaning]
613
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,795
Oscar was right.
614
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:51,931
You're a jerk.
615
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,853
But if we didn't
eat Carlene,
616
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,149
who did we eat?
617
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,585
You folks ate Marlene.
618
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,162
No!
619
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,769
Not Marlene!
620
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:05,029
Moo!
621
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,903
[mooing]
622
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:10,214
Oh, Marlene,
you're the best.
623
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,692
As long as I'm around,
624
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,432
no one's ever
going to eat you.
625
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:15,784
No!
626
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,653
[sobbing]
627
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,354
Marlene!
628
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,132
[sobbing]
629
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,606
[mooing]
630
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,006
Holy hell!
A talking cow!
631
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,229
So things are back to normal,
632
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,882
now that Carlene
is back at her post?
633
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,136
Things are better
than normal.
634
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,228
I just talked Fitzy
635
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,836
into buying some signs
for directions.
636
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,276
We ordered them
from the city.
637
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,413
Oh, I thought it was just
food we don't buy local.
638
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,455
Don't worry.
639
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,150
As soon as
those new signs show up,
640
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:45,237
we won't have to buy
anything local ever again.
641
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:47,769
Hmm...
642
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,641
directions say turn left
at the tiny wax cow,
643
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,823
but that's clearly
a normal-sized meat cow.
644
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,600
Guess I'll just keep
right on driving.
645
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,474
Wait!
This is her!
646
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,296
This is
the right...
647
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,483
[grunting]
648
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:00,479
[sobbing]
649
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,130
[mooing]
650
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:05,133
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