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Previously on Awkward...
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Matty McKibben wanted me
to meet him until the closet.
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Nobody can know that I like you.
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"Jenna, you could disappear,
and no one would notice."
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Sometimes being a teenager
makes you want to die.
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- Our daughter is suicidal.
- It was a misunderstanding
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of epic proportions.
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The loser wants us to talk about her.
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- That's why she did it.
- What is the fascination with me?
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Everyone's gonna stare.
I might as well go onstage.
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You have some serious backbone.
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It was the dawn of a new beginning.
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My sideshow status as a suicide freak
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was about to end, and my creeper gear
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was on the verge of retirement.
Thank God.
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'Cause the high-five fake-out
was getting old.
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Really old.
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For six weeks,
I'd fantasized about two things.
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My first fantasy involved
some intimate touching...
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of the elbow.
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And my second
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was centered on any and all parts
of Matty Mckibben.
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It wasn't like I was obsessing
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or that I'd counted the seven times
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I'd caught Matty looking at me
since school started.
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Eight, if you counted the time
I wiped out on the quesadilla.
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And I did.
It counted.
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Okay, maybe I was obsessing.
A little.
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But it was keeping me from fixating
on something
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I was{\* desperately} trying to forget.
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The evil, anonymous
care-frontation letter.
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It could bite me, and it always did.
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"Pull your head out of your ass
and stand out."
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Standing out was not a problem.
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Blending in
was the new name of the game,
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and I was...
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- We're gonna be late!
- Ready!
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On the count of three.
One,
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two...
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Wait!
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Is there anything that we need to be
prepared for?
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- Like what?
- Deformity.
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I've heard that sometimes an arm
can shrink up to a tenth of its size.
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It'll still function,
{\*and }it'll probably look normal in a year.
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- A year?
- You're scaring her.
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It's not like she's gonna have
a gimpy baby arm.
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Or is that possible?
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Worst-case scenario...
if it's unsightly,
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can we lipo the good arm
to match the bad one?
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- Mom, stop. You're wigging me out!
- I wanna know what all{\* of our} options...
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Mrs. Hamilton,
can we speak privately?
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Distract me.
Please.
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I brought you a gift!
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Are you batshizat?
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- Put that away.
- {\*What? }I am not aiding and abetting.
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It's for her pit.
That thing's gonna need some{\* serious weed} whacking.
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You're never gonna see any action,
{\*looking }like euro-trash.
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Tamara still didn't know
I'd{\* already} seen action when I took a ride
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on Matty's joystick at summer camp.
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I'd been dying to tell her, but...
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the timing wasn't right.
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No more distractions.
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Sweetie...
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- Your cast is off.
- And your arm looks legit.
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- What the hell is this?
- Tackiness.
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Your pediatrician obviously needs
a lesson in style.
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As well as bedside manners.
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No, but why is elmo on my arm?
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You dislocated your shoulder
when you fell off the table.
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Don't tweak.
You{\* only} have to wear it for{\* like} a week.
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Although you might wanna upgrade
that shiznat,
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'cause it glows in the dark.
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My life.
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Suicide Club présente :
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- 1x02 Knocker Nightmare -
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{\pos(192,220)}Your mom was right.
It's very slimming to your bicep.
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{\pos(192,220)}I hear skinny slings are in.
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{\pos(192,220)}I could always add a little Ming bling
to make it more eye-catching.
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{\pos(192,220)}Thanks. But I've had enough eyes
on me for a lifetime.
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{\pos(192,220)}Maybe people would stop
staring at you
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if you could finish
the abortion your mom botched.
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{\pos(192,220)}We should've bitched that bitch out.
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{\pos(192,220)}What leg does she have to stand on
giving you a hard time?
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{\pos(192,220)}A thick one.
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- Let's not provoke the demon.
- I'm siding with Ming.
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Look nine.
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If I was counting.
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Okay, I was counting.
Sue me.
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{\pos(192,220)}More tape.
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More tape.
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{\pos(192,235)}Who are you stalking, creeper?
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{\pos(192,235)}Nobody.
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What were you saying?
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Who are you bringing {\*to the concert }tonight?
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{\pos(192,235)}- Who would I take, Jake?
- I don't know.
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{\pos(192,235)}Anyone here would go with you.
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{\pos(192,220)}Just please bring someone.
I don't wanna listen to Lissa bitch
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about how we're always a threesome.
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{\*She brought up }A threesome{\*, huh}?
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{\pos(192,220)}{\*Can't you bring that }The mystery girl from camp?
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{\pos(192,220)}And miss an opportunity
to annoy Lissa?
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{\pos(192,220)}What's the deal?
This chick have a dick or something?
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{\pos(192,220)}Did you ever think{\*it might be you}
that you embarrasses me?
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{\pos(192,220)}As your best friend, it's my job{\* to embarrass you}.
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{\pos(192,220)}If you wanna take our bromance
to the next level,
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{\pos(192,220)}you're gonna have to get me
drunk first, you little slut.
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Enough with the bum chum.
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No one likes gay porn before noon.
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What happened to your tree branch?
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It was trimmed.
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It was a record.
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Two glances in less than 15 minutes.
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Matty was definitely
thinking about me.
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Hope for my fantasy
to become my reality
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had been reignited.
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- I was high on hope and...
- It's rude to stare.
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- Sadie's sweetness.
- You're welcome.
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The standard operating procedures
of high school,
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like PE, were once again
part of my routine.
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But the communal shower
couldn't bring me down.
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I was happily...
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Sorry!
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Back in action.
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Everything is getting so big on me.
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Jake thinks I have
an eating disorder.
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How annoying is that?
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I don't know why
you're stressing on that
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when jacked-up Jenna
is all up in your boyfriend.
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Why would he check her out?
She's jacked up.
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Or do you think she's pretty?
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Of course I don't think she's pretty.
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But {\*since }you're {\*both }hovering around a seven,
I thought you might be {\*a little }worried.
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I'm a seven?
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Freaks like hamil-toe wield
the power of reckless abandon
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'cause they have nothing to lose,
especially with sex.
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Think she made a purity pledge?
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- What should I say to Jake?
- Nothing.
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Unless you wanna seem desperate.
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Personally,
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I would do something
to highlight her nastiness.
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Take a nudie shot of her.
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It's brillz.
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Now let's see
what everyone else thinks
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of these itty-bitty tities.
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It was amazing. No one even gawked
at me when I ran the mile.
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Your 15 minutes are officially up.
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At last.
You know, being invisible?
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Completely underrated.
I've really missed being ignored.
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{\*And }I've {\*really }missed having you focus on me,
'cause there's a crisis I can't ignore.
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It's major.
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Ricky Schwartz has been compulsively
stirring the party mix in his pants.
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- He's probably just adjusting.
- Is adjusting every 20 minutes normal?
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Or should I be worried
he has some sort of infestation?
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I am sure it's under
the radar of concern.
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Just like me.
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I'm on the road to recovery and...
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Everything is status quo.
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And you're no longer an outcast.
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That was just a little humor
to disarm you.
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Tough crowd.
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So how you feeling about the spike
in the teen suicide rate?
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Wrists feeling itchy?
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Valerie still needed
to work on her sensitivity.
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But even her lack of tact
couldn't burst my bubble.
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Actually, the suckage level
of my life is currently pretty low.
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In fact, I was thinking...
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Work it, girl!
I love your thinkin'.
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That, maybe we could
turn our weekly meetings
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into monthly meetings instead?
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Why do you think
your life doesn't suck?
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- It's because of these meetings.
- Or because I'm fine.
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So there's absolutely nothing
you're feeling bad about?
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- No.
- Course load?
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- No.
- Your body?
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- No.
- Not even your big teeth?
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No.
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What about...
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your breasts?
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I don't know what the big deal is.
There's not much to see.
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Not only did my reality
still suck serious ass,
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but apparently...
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so did my fantasy.
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{\pub}I was paralyzed,
and the talk of the school again.
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But what I couldn't understand
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was why my bra-busters
were so fascinating.
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It's not so much that they're small.
It's that the diameter of the areola
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is not proportionate
to the size of the breast.
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No matter which way you look at them,
they always look back at you.
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I'm not a predator.
This is my job.
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At least I was safe in the sanctuary,
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where only one rule applied...
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"Don't ask, don't tell."
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I really appreciated
that the regular misfits
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didn't care about my knocker nightmare.
They were busy...
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Sizin' up my Hooters.
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Evidently the sanctuary
got good reception.
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We got your texts.
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- Where are you on the Britney meter?
- I might be Britney mid-head shave.
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- I caught Matty making fun of me.
- He is so "what" in whatever.
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Just be grateful you didn't hook up
with that jackhole.
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I am.
I needed to tell Tamara
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that I had given Matty
the gift of my vag-I.
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But it still wasn't the right time.
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You need to ignore the stares
and act like it doesn't bother you.
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T's right. The more you let it roll,
the less peeps will pay attention to you.
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I was trying to chillax,
but the only thing I could let roll
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were my eyes.
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{\*'Cause }My mother had conveniently forgotten
to pick me up or answer her phone.
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Do you think I love you
more than you love me?
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What?
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Well, sometimes I just think
that our love is not equal.
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Hey, Hamilton, do you need a ride?
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I'm cool with walking.
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No, come on.
We insist.
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Come on.
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Why can't she sit in the back?
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{\*Because }My amps are massive,
{\*and }she might bump her arm.
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Hop in.
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Just...
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takes a minute to warm up.
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So...
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Look, I heard
what happened to you today.
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- How you holding up?
- I'm managing.
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Dude, I'm sorry.
It was a massive blowhard maneuver.
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- Really despicable.
- I'm over it.
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Turning the other cheek's
the right thing{\* to do}.
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No.
No, it's not.
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Jenna, you gotta find out
who did this and get 'em expelled.
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I bet the culprit already feels bad.
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You know, sometimes guilt
is punishment enough.
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Evil people don't feel guilty, Lissa.
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{\*I mean, }If the culprit had a conscience,
he would've never done it{\* in the first place.}.
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I was getting the distinct feeling
that the incident
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wasn't gonna die down anytime soon.
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But at least I'd find refuge
from all the pity at home.
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Oh, honey.
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Ohh, God, I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.{\* I mean, }
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It's not like you haven't forgotten
to pick me up from school before.
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I know,
but considering what happened today...
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- Tamara called you?
- I saw it on my news feed.
242
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:22,961
Sad fact...
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00:12:23,086 --> 00:12:25,447
My mom had more cyber friends
than I did.
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00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:28,499
But we are gonna turn that frown
upside down.
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I have a surprise.
246
00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:35,005
- What is that?
- It's you with a little enhancement.
247
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- A little?
- It's perfectly fine
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00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:39,927
to have Bangladeshi boobies
these days, because now,
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00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,430
we don't have to dream
about having a new chest.
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We can buy one.
I did.
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00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:49,270
- When did you get a boob job?
- After high school,
252
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,144
when I decided to forgo college
and raise you instead.
253
00:12:52,269 --> 00:12:54,481
My mother was never subtle
about acknowledging
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00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:56,819
that I was more of a burden
than a blessing.
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00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,299
Your nana and papa
let me use my college fund
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to graduate my breasts
to a new bra size.
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00:13:02,109 --> 00:13:04,493
Say hello to Princeton and Harvard.
258
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,526
You do realize
that I'm still in my formative years
259
00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:10,829
and what you're telling me could be
potentially psychologically scarring.
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00:13:10,954 --> 00:13:12,126
Oh, please.
261
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,171
I had to grow up without a cell phone.
That was scarring.
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00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,465
Mom, when you were my age,
no one had a cell phone.
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00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,152
I don't have to explain myself!
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As your mother,
it is my job to scar you.
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00:13:21,721 --> 00:13:25,222
- And give me body dysmorphic disorder.
- You say that like it's a bad thing.
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00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,766
My reality, without having
my fantasy to look forward to,
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was becoming too hard to bear.
268
00:13:37,888 --> 00:13:39,686
But I knew just what to do.
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I'd take control of the situation.
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PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS
AND STAND OUT.
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Hey, everyone, have a good look!
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00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,924
In my fantasy scenario,
273
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,242
I was gonna be
the bad-ass, the rebel.
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00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:06,387
I'd be a legendary
sophomore rock star
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00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,432
that no one would ever forget.
276
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,725
But in reality...
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I had 30 more people
taking pictures of my tits.
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00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,482
Jenna Hamilton,
please report to the office.
279
00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:22,988
{\pub}I know who sexted your tatas.
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00:14:23,941 --> 00:14:26,136
I can't go down for this,
Jake'll break up with me.
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00:14:26,261 --> 00:14:27,315
Calm down.
282
00:14:27,679 --> 00:14:30,654
The picture was on my phone.
I'll take the fall.
283
00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:33,932
What can they do to me anyway?
My dad built the planetarium.
284
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,001
Skedaddz.
285
00:14:36,328 --> 00:14:37,169
I did it.
286
00:14:39,694 --> 00:14:41,458
Well, that's a good start.
287
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,384
Now can you explain why you did it?
288
00:14:43,761 --> 00:14:45,237
It was an accident.
289
00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:46,971
I've seen the picture.
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00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,607
And while the framing
was very amateurish,
291
00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:51,267
it was taken with intent.
292
00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:55,396
You're right.
I did do it on purpose.
293
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:58,718
But it was a public
service announcement
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00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,919
to illustrate what can happen
if you change in public.
295
00:15:02,217 --> 00:15:04,321
Sorry.
Can I go now, Valerie?
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00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,614
It's "Ms. Marks".
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00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,418
Okay, Valerie.
298
00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:11,323
Listen, Sadie, I can't let you go
until you acknowledge
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00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,372
that what you did
was not very friendly.
300
00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:15,962
Jenna and I aren't friends.
No offense.
301
00:15:16,087 --> 00:15:17,042
None taken.
302
00:15:17,768 --> 00:15:20,004
{\*Well, }She may not be offended, but I am.
303
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,170
Why?
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00:15:21,573 --> 00:15:22,631
We're friends.
305
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:24,842
We are?
306
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,469
Absolutely.
307
00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:28,471
And since we're friends,
308
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,556
we probably shouldn't
waste each other's time.
309
00:15:30,953 --> 00:15:33,100
Not so fast, friend.
310
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:36,520
I mean, what is
the most important friend rule?
311
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,814
Friends don't let friends
wear mom jeans?
312
00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:48,282
Friends don't hurt
their friends' friends.
313
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,159
Is that a threat?
314
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,619
Are you kidding me{\* right now}?
315
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,705
She is going easy on you.
Sexting a nude picture is illegal.
316
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,373
- It is?
- Yes. I'm a minor.
317
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,458
She's a minor.
318
00:15:57,881 --> 00:15:58,725
I get it.
319
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,253
You two are in cahoots,
and this is a total setup.
320
00:16:01,648 --> 00:16:03,415
You know, Valerie, there are laws
321
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:06,818
against this kind of emotional
manipulation by administrators.
322
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:10,179
There's no emotional manipulation
going on here, is there, Jenna?
323
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,203
There is,
but it's not coming from you.
324
00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:14,482
That was straight-up bullying.
325
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,352
- Please don't stir the pot.
- And you.
326
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,839
Right then your tone of voice
was very menacing.
327
00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:20,856
I am not feeling very safe here.
328
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,193
- {\*No, }I don't want you to feel unsafe.
- Then I probably should go.
329
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,883
But be advised, Val,
330
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:30,388
people have gone to jail for less.
331
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,243
So watch yourself.
332
00:16:33,299 --> 00:16:34,300
I will.
333
00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:36,789
I really appreciate that sage advice.
334
00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:40,947
You're welcome.
335
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,343
{\*Well, }I think that was productive.
336
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,629
{\pub}For my early age,
337
00:16:54,754 --> 00:16:58,185
all girls are conditioned
to expect a romantic fantasy.
338
00:16:58,641 --> 00:17:00,668
Maybe I wasn't gonna be
one of those girls
339
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,571
who gets the fantasy in high school.
340
00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:04,689
Maybe I'd have to wait.
341
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,689
{\*ASUPVO}{\*FORCED}{\*HURRY UP AND WAIT}
342
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,780
{\*ASUPVO}{\*FORCED}{\*WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?}
343
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:16,939
{\*ASUPVO}{\*FORCED}{\*JENNA IS IN NEED OF BEING RESCUED.}
344
00:17:17,064 --> 00:17:20,291
{\*ASUPVO}{\*FORCED}{\*ALL HEROES PLEASE APPLY.}
345
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,941
You know, there's an app for that.
346
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:52,740
Your mother told me what happened
at school today and what she advised,
347
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,723
and I wanna be clear
about something...
348
00:17:54,848 --> 00:17:56,358
you are to ignore her.
349
00:17:56,483 --> 00:17:58,472
Been covering that base
for five years, dad.
350
00:17:58,597 --> 00:18:00,445
Now, she means well, but...
351
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:03,417
you gotta remember that we were only two
years older than you when you were born.
352
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,668
Sometimes I think
353
00:18:05,316 --> 00:18:08,547
the lines get blurred by her desire to
be your friend instead of your mother.
354
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,216
Maybe we should get her glasses.
355
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:12,343
So...
356
00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:15,971
You're not gonna do anything crazy{\* to your body}
and you're not gonna hurt yourself{\*, right}?
357
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,731
Dad, I don't hate myself.
358
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,018
Just high school.
But it's okay.
359
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,062
I know it's gonna end.
Eventually.
360
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:27,794
{\*Well, }You're never gonna be able to control
the things that happen to you,
361
00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:30,319
sweetheart, but you will be able
to control how you feel.
362
00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:33,405
Turn your lemons into lemonade.
363
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,102
All right, smart-ass,
364
00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:36,272
sleep tight.
365
00:18:46,769 --> 00:18:47,608
Hello?
366
00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:49,672
Do you want the good news
or the bad news first?
367
00:18:50,555 --> 00:18:52,466
- Rip the band-aid off.
- Okay.
368
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,052
Ricky Schwartz said your boobs
look like tiny torpedoes.
369
00:18:55,645 --> 00:18:58,055
- And the good news?
- He'd still rub one out to them.
370
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:58,991
T.M.I.
371
00:18:59,116 --> 00:19:01,475
{\*So }Since you won't let me read your blog,
what's the title tonight?
372
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,854
"Overexposed and under-appreciated."
373
00:19:05,608 --> 00:19:07,690
Really, Jenna?
Now you're just being emo.
374
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:12,836
- I forgot to tell you something.
- What?
375
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,880
I had sex with Matty McKibben.
376
00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:18,409
How could you forget
to tell me you humped Matty?
377
00:19:18,802 --> 00:19:19,953
When? Where?
378
00:19:20,412 --> 00:19:22,741
I need to know details
and I need to know them right now.
379
00:19:22,866 --> 00:19:25,207
Where did this happen? When?
You should have told me sooner.
380
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,344
- I gotta call you back.
- Hello? You better not hang up...
381
00:19:34,814 --> 00:19:35,815
Hi.
382
00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:39,204
I took down all the photos
of you around school.
383
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,348
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
384
00:19:50,144 --> 00:19:51,486
And I'm sorry...
385
00:19:52,415 --> 00:19:54,278
Just about what you heard me say.
386
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,906
- It's okay. I'm over it.
- No, it is not okay.
387
00:19:58,672 --> 00:20:00,244
I need you to know that I...
388
00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:01,811
I wasn't making fun of you.
389
00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:04,997
I was just trying to deflect
all the attention away from your boobs.
390
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,210
Which, incidentally,
are pretty awesome.
391
00:20:13,877 --> 00:20:15,439
You were being my hero.
392
00:20:17,989 --> 00:20:19,341
I was trying.
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00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,894
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Marty invited me to a party.
399
00:20:44,741 --> 00:20:46,872
He's taking you public,
outing you as a couple.
400
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,025
Are you and Matty together?
401
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:52,378
Who the fuck invited you?
402
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,422
Looks like Matty
invited a lot of people.
403
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,298
You're having as much fun as I am?
404
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,758
That's my anniversary.
405
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,429
- You have to be home right away?
- I have a few hours to kill.
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