Original subtitles

Lovely Swords Girl

What's going on?

Stop messing with me!

You two are just acting, right?

Or are you rehearsing?

Don't scare me like that.

They are both under the influence of an odorless and colorless super poison

that confuses their minds

and raises their agitation-levels tremendously...

Who are you?

Why did you commit such a cruel act against them?

I'm an envoy from hell

that helps people with

unstable relationships...

trouble pick a spouse...

and indecisiveness.

I'm here to cast out the demons within your heart when it comes to relationships

and help you have a happy life.

They are suffering greatly

all because of me.

I only have one bottle of antidote

that can treat the poison

and stop the pain immediately...

What will happen to the person without the antidote?

It'll be up to their willpower to survive...

and their fate.

Help me, wife...

Help me.

Wife...wife...You can only save one of them.

Save me, wife.

Who are you going to choose?

Make up your mind!

Episode 18 Stuck in the Middle

Oh, my boy!

My boy!

I was worried sick!

You almost scared me to death!

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Third Young Master's lower back and leg were wounded...

but it's alright now...

I've healed them for him.

Where did you get hurt?

Let me see!

I'm alright, Mom!

Yu'er, thank god you were with Yuanxia...

No...not at all...

I'm thankful that Third Young Master was here to take care of me.

Dad...

The fact that I made it back...

and she didn't create much trouble for me...

was really lucky for me...

Don't talk like that!

Right. Watch what you say.

Listen up, everyone.

From now on...

The Gong family is in debt to Yu'er

and she will receive special treatment from us.

she may freely enter and exit our estate

and make her own schedule.

Yes...Madame.

Thank you, Master and Madame!

What are all of you standing here for?

Go fetch some hot water!

Make some delicious food!

Look, your young master is back

and he's covered in dust and dirt!

Go, go, go!

Stop wasting time! Go!

My son!

I feel like I'm still in a dream...

I thought I was home when I woke up.

Why? Are you homesick?

Yes...and no...

I remember that time I went to the Foggy Mountain and to the Holy Medicine Sect...

when I was little.

It was my first time leaving the desert.

It was also my first time going to a place

with large mountains and clear water.

It opened my eyes

and allowed me to look beyond the desert!

So when I came back...

I wanted to build a garden...

that looks like the Foggy Mountain...

and plant your favorite flowers every year...

so when they become verdant

and bloom everywhere...

I could take you here and enjoy this place.

But...

I waited a little longer than I thought I would...

I feel happy to see you

in this garden.

And I thought to myself that

all the effort that I put into this was worth it.

Do you know?

Every time I come back here...

I feel like I'm back in the Foggy Mountain

and I'm back in those times...

when we had no troubles or worries...

and back when we were free and happy.

And your silhouette when you were little

would come across my mind

sometimes when I wasn't aware...

I remember every moment

of our childhood very clearly...

It's okay if you don't remember.

I can be a cloud of memory for you...

and tell you everything one by one.

Big Brother...

He needs help...

we should take him home.

You just got in trouble,

Master told me to look for you...

don't get yourself into more trouble.

My home is on top of the Foggy Mountain.

Remember to come find me, I'll wait for you.

Back then, I thought

that that kindest,

cutest, and bravest little angel

would be the love of my life.

So, I worked even harder on my martial arts...

and wanted to become the best fighter in the world...

so I can be worthy of you...

and fulfill our agreement.

So you would like me the way you used to like me.

That's why I'm always saying things

to reconfirm my stunning charisma...

But in reality...

it's been completely different than what I imagined...

That little beggar didn't come find me...

and I'm not as perfect as you want to believe...

because I saved him.

That boy was Mo Yi.

Mo Yi…?

Can you still walk?

Come home with me.

If it wasn't for you

I wouldn't have a

brother like Mo Yi.

That happened because you were kind

and you touched his heart.

You knew that.

I've been in love with you since I was little, right?

Even more so now.

I'm just...

a person who appeared in your best memories...

so I was romanticized along

with those memories of yours.

Back then...

I came here

When I thought about you...

and I thought about the future...

when we would meet again...

what expression should I wear…?

and what should I say to you…?

Then...

I realized I was wrong.

No one would give you an unlimited amount of time to think...

to wait for you...

and for you to become your perfect self.

I realized that if there was a person that you missed yesterday night...

you should go see them the next day after waking up.

If that was the case...

would everything have ended up differently?

I was once married...

I don't care about that.

I only care about whether you're happy or not.

I can never give up on you.

I...

won't give up on treating your condition.

Why are you always following me?

I couldn't help it...

Haven't you heard? People are talking about us behind our backs!

Not even a pig would eat the grass around itself.

I thought only donkeys like to eat grass...

do pigs eat grass too?

Your intelligence...

Has made me rethink

everything I know about the lower possible limit of human intelligence.

I can do anything as long as

I can follow you around.

My lady once said that

if we can think beyond

appearance and status,

that would be true love.

I still need my dignity...

Third Young Master and Mu Yu'er

are together everyday...

Have they gotten together?

Maybe!

Maybe we'll start calling her Mrs. Gong in a few days...

I'm so envious of her.

She is lucky, that's for sure.

Why are you staring at me like that?

It's the middle of the night. You're scaring me…

I'm thinking...

It'd be perfect if time could stop right at this moment.

Your pulse

is almost completely stabilized.

In about ten days...

you'll be almost completely cured.

Can I be cured slower?

What kind of logic is that?

If I'm cured...

does that mean you'll be gone?

I...

I'm considered the Master of the Holy Medicine Sect...

I need to travel around

and help as many people as I can in the world.

There are a lot of sick and wounded who need me...

and are waiting for me...

That's great!

Can I come with you?

Can I?

How did it drop into the water?

Third Young Master! Do you need me for something?

You...you!

Who told you to come in?!

I thought you were calling for me.

Why would I do that?

D-d-d-did you see everything?

That's too quick...

we have escalated too quickly!

Hurry up and go outside!

Okay!

I...I...

It's the first time someone walked in on me in all 18 years of my life.

You came in to grab my pillow in the middle of the night...are you?

You're overthinking this.

I just realized suddenly

that the pillows here are all round...

I'm worried that you won't be able to sleep well.

So you do care about me.

You're being so thoughtful for me.

Don't over exaggerate this...

I just remembered...

You always twist and turn when you sleep...

if you don't have something

to cuddle with.

Seems like you remember

everything about me very clearly.

Right?

Are you losing sleep

because you miss me?

Well...

It's pretty late...

Did you just get done practicing with your sword?

I was out for some fresh air...

But aren't you out late as well, my darling?

Eh...

Give me the sword.

I haven't practiced in a while...

I think I'm getting rusty.

I'm getting tired...

I'm going to head back.

Thank you, Doctor.

Thank you.

You've met with so many patients.

You must be tired.

I'm alright.

Honey...

How did you learn how to treat these people?

I found out that the Magic Ball skill of the Ghost Domain Sect

will fatten people

once they've learned it.

The so-called beauty standard of seeing fat as beautiful...

is something that they couldn't help...

So if I incorporate Auntie's Frosty Soul Technique...

with nurturing and training...

then they'll be able to return to normal

and all sickness can be cured easily.

You sure are the successor of the Holy Medicine Sect.

It'd be a waste...

if you don't practice medicine and help others.

What about opening up a medical center when you come back?

You can diagnose and treat people any way you want.

Won't you be afraid of people's gossip?

Saying something like...Young Master Gong's wife is

putting herself out there or things like that...

If you like it...

I don't care what other people think.

So you don't care about that anymore?

I'd rather see you smile...

than follow the rules...

Oh my!

I can't believe you are the always-serious

Young Master Gong who values rules over anything.

Do you need help?

I'm okay.

I can do these things by myself...

Miss Yu.

What are you making here?

I...

I'm making a type of medicine...

To get rid of stretch marks

for the people who've lost weight.

I can see you put a lot of effort into this.

Oh right. Mo Yi...

I heard that we met each other when we were little...

When?

Did Fatso pick you up in the snow?

15 years ago,

before he picked you up...

there was a girl who gave you a steamed bun.

How...

How did you know?

That girl was me.

It was...you?!

Why do you look like you just lost all hope?

Be honest with me,

did you dislike me from the get go?

If Master wasn't so in love with you...

then he wouldn't want to be skinny...

or to defeat Gong Yuanxiu...

or to finish the last level of that skill...

he wouldn't suffer so much either...

But, if master wasn't so in love with you...

I wouldn't be able to see him

be so happy all the time.

It's too smoky here.

I'll give you three solutions.

First, pretend to be clueless...

and to be more clueless and more clueless.

I want to gain weight!

With such a big piece of fatty meat...

it will make me fat...

Eat!

Here is the meat you were asking for, Miss Yu...

Ever since Master got skinny...

the kitchen stopped storing much for inventory.

This is the last plate for today...

If you want more...

You'll have to wait until night time when the chef restocks the meat inventory.

You can't find a plate of meat

in the entire Ghost Domain Sect?!

M-M-Miss Yu...

Are you trying to cause trouble again?

Honey...what happened to you?

I'm fine. I'm doing great!

Did she really eat all of this?

Yes, Master.

She ate all of this.

Honey...

are you pregnant?

Impossible.

From today on...

If I can lie, I won't sit...

and if I can sit, I won't stand.

I require 8 meals a day...

and I want all meat!

You can record how much I eat and I'll pay you back later.

Why are you doing this, honey?

Because I'm too skinny...I need to gain weight.

In what way do you think you're too skinny?

I don't care.

My goal is to reach 400 pounds!

I won't stop until I get to that point!

Here, Ai Mei and Ai Xin.

You two should eat right in front of me...

if I can see you enjoy eating it...

I might be able to eat even more.

Brother.

Sister-in-law.

Oh my!

Yu Shengyou, how did you gain so much weight?!

Exactly!

It is true that if they see me everyday...

they won't be able to tell the weight I gained...

Parrot, you are the smartest one after all.

Shengyou...

I was wondering...how you're getting prettier…

it's because you've gained weight!

Your cheeks are so cute!

Like a bun!

Of course my darling is cute...

Master Ai...please keep your hands to yourself.

Ai Mei, Ai Xin...

let's continue eating inside the house.

Tell me...

What are you trying to do again?

I want to see if they will still like me

if I become fat and stupid.

I mean...

I don't think you need to test them...

They are still so in love with you

after you came up with such a stupid idea...

that has already proved everything...

Maybe...

you were Nüwa who fixed the sky in your previous life...

or you were Chang'e who went to the moon...

so in this life you were granted

two men that are only loyal to you.

This is such a punishment.

I can't even

look at the both of them now at the same time...

This is the end of me...

This is karma...

whether this is love or torture to you...

no one can make the decision for you.

It is all up to you.

But I don't want to hurt

any of them...

They were so in love with you

when they were still stupid and fat.

They have changed but you didn't...

what kind of logic is this?

And at the end of the day they still love you for you.

Why would you care so much?

So...

you should stop torturing your mouth and your stomach...

Just follow your heart.

Master Ai...

Are you feeling better?

Thanks to Shengyou and Master Xiyou...

I've finally started to recover...

I can't believe you've gone through so much.

After experiencing this Reverse Magic Ball incident...

I have reevaluated my life...

so it wasn't bad at all.

I'm glad that

I made mistakes...

every step that I made was not exactly on point...

but this time...

I really don't want to let her go.

Neither do I.

We are crazy over her...

so crazy we're banging our heads against the wall.

I used to think that it'd be hard

to find the love of my life

since the world is so big.

Even if I knew that it was impossible for me to be with her...

I couldn't let myself regret for not trying.

I'll get well...

and do my best to provide her a happy life.

I want to become the kind of man she loves

and spends the rest of her life with.

As love rivals...

we think very alike...

isn't that a little inappropriate?

You need to get well soon.

This time, I won't back down.

Alright!

The Shadow Master is back

and he is making an appearance in the martial arts circle.

What kind of news do you have?

A few days ago...

a massive amount of masked people appeared in different areas.

There are more than 300 cases of

children being kidnapped in total...

Shengyou and I...

once saved the people from a village before.

Those masked-people intended to snatch the kids away.

Second Brother.

Carry on...

Then I sent people to look further into it...

and they discovered that their leader was...

Gui Yanxie...

What's happening

must have to do with the Shadow Sect.

Cheng Huaqing is dead...

and the Shadow Master is still taking action...

the Shadow Master must be another person.

There's news stating that

there is a high chance that the Shadow Master has obtained

all the remnant chapters of the "Magic Code"

and the training order.

by using children's lives...

to master the Art of Immortality.

We'll leave here tomorrow morning

and expose the Shadow Sect's conspiracy.

What strategy are we going to use?

We'll cut the head off the snake...

Do we currently have any new clues?

If the Shadow Master figured out

the training order of the "Magic Code"...

How did he get the Holy Medicine Sect's portion of the book?

Wife...

Did you find out anything suspicious?

When I was at the Chengyu Sword Villa...

the training method I handed over...

was made up...

Then I was treating the Prince...

my fellow brothers were guarding outside the door

so there was no way that anyone from the Shadow sect was there.

Then how did they figure out the order?

What's scary about this is that our enemy is in the dark and we are out in the open.

They can use every move we make against us.

It's starting to rain...we should find a place to stay.

Yangyang...

What are you doing here?

Let's go inside.

When did you meet this kid?

Shengyou and I helped Yangyang

when we were in Jingxian Village.

He can't speak...and he doesn't have parents...

and he lives with his grandmother...

Poor kid...

Bad guys...

Took away...everyone...

Did they...

take away...every kid...like you?

What about granny?

They saw the mark on your chest

and kicked you out.

You miss Granny...

You want to go home, right?

Those unforgivable bastards!

Yangyang...

Don't be afraid.

Do you still remember where you ran away from?

You said it's inside a cave?

In a mountain cave, right?

How dare you go against me...

Have the three of you made up your mind?

Shoot!

We got tricked...

So...

This is a deception tactic...

How tricky...

What does that mean?

The Shadow Sect kidnapped 300 children,

that would have created an uproar in the martial arts circle...

This is how they avoid being hunted down by everyone...

How they transport the children

is their biggest problem.

So...

They used the innocence of children…

and released kids like Yangyang on purpose...

and spread rumors around...

to attract the different sects here.

Then secretly

transported them out...

We fell for their tricks on our first move...

we can't use children's words as clues for tracking them.

We have to target the source of the Shadow Master...

Or we'll always be one step behind them...

and stuck with the lower hand.

Wait, Second Young Master...

If you receive any news...

leave marks around

and leave messages at the horse stables.

Goodbye.

We still haven't had any progress?

Not only the Four Major Sects...

but other sects are beginning to intervene...

We should have some clues in no time.

The Shadow Master must be someone that we know.

Or that letter wouldn't address you three...

Besides the few of you

who would tease me like that...

my fellow brothers would do that too...

but not anyone else.

Third Brother and Mu Yu'er are home safe.

That's great!

They're safe!

We should head back first.

Let's see if Third Brother has any news...

Sure.

We can also take Yangyang home since it's on the way.

I can do it myself.

You're struggling...

seems like you really have gained weight, Shengyou.

So...only eating without being active actually works...

The person you're in love with is always beautiful...

a few pounds of fat...is not a big deal.

Appearance shouldn't be an obstacle for love...

the real problem is memory loss...

There's no love without memories.

It's not like I wanted to lose my memories...

Do you think I wanted to be crazy and stupid?

I want to lose my memory...

Even so, we'd still be around you.

Then I'll stop eating.

I'm going to go on a diet now.

You don't need to as long as you're happy.

I'm not.

Then I'll start fasting...

I'm not putting anything in my body besides air.

She's like a ticking time bomb when she's mad...

Do you think she is going to explode one day?

I'm surprised that you already know

how to speak ill of people at your age.

What's wrong with that?

Did I offend you

because I was talking about your crush?

If you're afraid that she'll explode,

then you should go tell your Meatball...

He would be a lot more concerned than me.

Sure.

Then you don't have to pretend to be like your big brother.

You...

Manage your facial expression, Second Brother.

Those scums from the Shadow Sect

were following us…

and ambushed us...

How despicable!

We were being tracked by the Shadow Sect...

That means there's someone within us

who knows about the situation and that he wants to capture them...

We need to find backup

before his next move.

We can't worry about that right now...

let's settle down and tender Mo Yi's wounds!

If we don't split up,

we'll always be one step behind them.

There will be unexpected dangers...

If Gong Yuanhan was the one who was wounded...

would you rush to make your next move like this?!

I'm just thinking about everyone's safety.

You only think about

how you'll protect the lives that matter to you.

Which means your family, right?

If you don't want to discuss things, then I'll act on my own.

Splitting up is not a bad idea.

I don't care if our alliance is dismissed...

We can also finish things off here as well.

The only one that can tell me where to go

is my wife!

My wife and I are legitimate...

don't you even think about getting in between our relationship.

If you really care about Shengyou...

then why would you divorce her

and kick her out?!

Can you two stop?!

I'm so disappointed in you two!

Mo Yi just got wounded...

there are 300 kids missing

and possibly dead.

And you two have the audacity to fight about

petty stuff like love and romance!

Don't follow me!

You're not the Aide I used to know.

Didn't you forget everything?

What makes you say I'm not the Aide that you used to know?

My intuition.

You're not the Yuanxiu that I used to know either.

Right.

Whether it's good or bad...

None of us can go back...

we can't go back in time...

but love can be buried deeply...

and it can last forever...

We are so stubborn about her..

Do you think she will

ditch the both of us?

She can try to be as tough as she wants on the outside

but she is always soft on the inside.

No matter what decision she makes...

I'll respect it.

But before she makes that decision...

I'll always...

listen to my heart and do my best

to love her and protect her.

This is my duty.

If I was her...

I think...

I'd choose you too.

Right?

Then you should give up.

How could I?

I'll follow you

and work just as hard as you...

or even harder than you.

To me...

she is not a piece of clothing...

or a sword...

She is a part of me.

To be honest.

What do you like about her?

I love that...

she is so feisty that

she will fight people in her sleep.

Every time she is yelling at someone...

she will randomly say...

you're so mean!

Right.

She

never holds grudges...

because she'd seek revenge right there and then.

Sometimes even a silly face

can make her laugh for an hour...

When she dreams...

she smiles...

Wait...

Dreaming...

Sleeping...

How do you know?

Why not?

Alright.

Let's go back.

It's time to go back, right?

Let's go.

Big Brother

should have a better chance, right?

Which identity are you asking this question as?

As your big brother's brother?

Or?

As a friend of yours.

I don't know.

I just want to follow my heart.

I bet you have had

troubled and restless nights like this

very often.

I bet...

you must be really tired.