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Lovely Swords Girl

Honey, our child is so naughty...

He got it from you.

This kid is such a glutton, he must have gotten it from his father.

Honey...

I mean, our kid is old enough to go to school...

should we give him a proper name?

He is a boy after all.

Do you know a child's name

is reflective of what their parents expect from them?

Ai (Love) is your last name...

which represents our love for him.

Alright, we'll do what you suggested.

You're always right.

Why does this moment

feel so familiar...?

Honey...do you think

we were married in our previous lives?

I think we must have been sworn enemies in our past lives.

That's why you're so determined to torture me in this life.

I don't know if we were married in our previous lives.

But don't you even think about running away from me in this life.

Son.

Father...Mother...

I want to blow bubbles!

Alrighty!

Episode 17 In Character

Ziyue.

It's been

fifteen years

since we parted ways...

Eighth Brother...

The imperial palace has always been stained with blood.

Why would you want to risk yourself

to fight to become the crown prince?

Thirteenth brother, I don't need to explain too much...

and you should know who is helping you.

Choose your side and stick with it.

This has to do with your life, wealth and well-being.

Eighth Brother, there's no such thing

as a perfect plan.

Moreover...

I've already planned on going all out.

Your Excellency.

The Eighth Prince and Princess Xi committed suicide by hanging.

The Eighth Prince must have other accomplices...

and I'm sure Princess Xi still has her trusted subordinate.

We must find and interrogate all of them. Find

out everyone who has affiliation with them...

and eliminate all future troubles.

Yes.

Over there!

Hurry!

You're still in the mood to play your Guqin?

Arrest her!

Ziyue.

We'll meet again soon.

This place is amazing.

Should we put these on?

We have already worn them once before.

I thought you forgot about everything.

I don't, but I know I have worn it before.

If you want to put them on then knock yourself out. I won't wear it.

Gather up!

Silence!

You want me to teach you the Frosty Soul Technique...

but the person who learns this must have

sincerity, a kind heart and be genuine.

I have to test all of you...

on your telepathic abilities.

Who is going first?

Very well.

Everyone has three chances.

Ready.

You want to practice martial arts.

Your belly hurts.

You're pregnant!

Next!

You have huge pecs!

You're loyal and patriotic!

You're a masochist!

Next! Next!

Why would they call you the World's Most Talented One?

I think your brain is full of crap!

More like World's Most Idiotic One!

Shengyou.

Don't be rude.

You...

Got zero points in all three rounds...be gone.

Are you done laughing?

Yep!

I'm hungry!

Yeah!

Next!

My heart hurts!

Right!

Yeah!

Next! Next!

I want to accompany you.

Yes!

You're amazing!

All three of you look at each other.

Hold hands.

I said hold hands with each other!

Alright then.

So, do you want to do this all together?

Or as a group?

As a group.

Baked bread!

Fresh baked bread!

Baked bread!

Missy, would you like some?

It's fresh and hot!

Boss. Can I...

trade you for two pieces of bread?

For two pieces of bread?

What are you offering me?

Boss. We put together this bag of herbal medicine.

Look at him. His bones and tendons were all broken...

Now he's perfectly fine.

You two are sure interesting.

You're just going to rely on her

when you two are out here?

Alright. I won't take the herbs.

But here are two pieces of bread...on me.

Really?!

Thank you, Boss!

What a loser.

Here, let me wrap it up for you.

Here you go.

Thank you, Boss!

Third Young Master!

Please take the herbs. Thank you, Boss!

Third Young Master!

Interesting!

Third Young Master!

Third Young Master!

Are you afraid that you'll get fat...

so you want to run for a little before eating?

I don't eat handovers!

Third Young Master.

Why are you being so stubborn?

I'll find a way.

What way?

I'm going to catch a fish!

No!

Why not?!

You're still wounded...and the water is cold.

What if you catch a cold? What am I supposed to do by then?

Why are you crying?

You make me look like I'm bullying you.

I miss my lady...

I need to stay alive so I can see her again!

Third Young Master, you too...

you have to stay alive so you can see Young Master and Second Young Master...

and Donkey!

Alright...alright...stop crying.

How do you even have the energy to cry when you're starving?

I have to survive so I can see my lady again!

I can't starve to death!

The bread is delicious!

Wife.

Ah! You scared me.

Wife.

How far has your relationship with him gone?

As far as the way you see us.

Good.

Very well.

Good?

Really?

What about me?

You're my ex-husband...the ex-husband that divorced me.

Got it.

Do you hate me?

Nope.

Do you love me?

I'm still adjusting and getting used to this.

Getting used to living without me?

Getting used to this new relationship between us.

Do you need to get used to him too?

I don't know.

Wife.

I still have a chance, right?

I get it.

This is all

I need to know.

What are you doing?

I just need to ask you.

What is love?

Something that tortures people!

Why are you so pessimistic?

Why do I feel like...

you are swimming in between suffering and happiness?

and...

not too many people can be like you...

Auntie...can you not

put two words that have nothing to do with each other

together so naturally?

Alright then...I'll stay out of your business then.

I'm heading out.

Auntie.

What should I do?

What should I do about the two of them?

Those two...

are both sick

and you are their only medicine...

if one day...

you stop giving them your "medicine"...

the two of them might...

just die.

But I'm not a good "doctor".

How am I supposed to make sure that I'm not

"poisoning" them?

Then you just keep administering your medicine...

as long as they are happy...

perhaps they are willing to stay this way

for the rest of their lives.

Isn't that what you want?

Why do I feel like I'm such a bad person all of a sudden?

I'm immoral...and lost.

I feel like I'm playing games...what should I do?

Why does love have to torture me?

Love itself likes to torture

people once in a while.

Actually, I feel like you're pretty happy about it.

I don't feel any happiness from this at all.

Not even a little.

Well, do you know why?

Why?

Because there are way too many people involved in this right now.

I'll teach Aide Yushu that Frosty Soul Technique

which can reverse his condition.

You're the best, Auntie!

This is how you are every time...

seeing you three little fools

makes me have a weird sense of sympathy for all of you.

What about this...?

I'll give you three solutions.

Hurry up and tell me then.

First, pretend to be clueless...

and to be more clueless and more clueless.

More clueless...

will it work?

Of course it'll work!

Cluelessness

is the best tool

when you're dealing with love-related matters.

But it's a shame that

there are too few people who know how to use it.

I'm best at acting clueless!

Thank you for your advice, Auntie.

Shengyou, do you know

which two types of people are the most pathetic?

Which two?

The first ones...are the people that are bad at acting.

the other ones...

are the people that are clearly in love with someone...

but don't have the courage to say it.

Alright, it's getting late.

I should get home and rest.

I still have to take those kids

for early practice

in the morning.

Remember...

act clueless...act clueless...

You can't sleep, can you?

Neither can you.

Everyone knows that...

you are one of the most top-notch fighters in the world.

It's harder to see you than getting to heaven.

This is my first time seeing you and

you came to me and followed me so desperately.

You must have great concerns.

I didn't come here for you.

My legs and my heart move for her.

This time I won't let go so easily.

Letting go the easy way or the hard way won't make any difference.

Since you've already divorced her...

you two are no longer husband and wife.

I was the one who first met her after all...

I don't care if she doesn't remember...

I'll do my best to remind her...

of the time we had together.

Love is not first come first serve...and it has no boundaries.

Sometimes one can win someone's heart over within a split second.

Nice swordsmanship, Mr. Gong.

You as well, Master of the Ghost Domain Sect.

What a shame that these blossoms are ruined...

You don't understand what they think....

Flowers go wherever the wind brings them.

Who that flower belongs to, its destiny is predetermined.

Forget it...these flowers are fake.

But I was way too deep in character in that scene...

I'm afraid that I won't be able to pull myself out of character...

I can't keep going...

That scene which was designed by Master Xiyou

has a very sarcastic approach to

realism..

Actually, I'd like to thank you.

You did a great thing by divorcing her.

You've given me hope to reignite my fire for love.

Good man.

You're the man.

You sure know how to rub salt in someone's wounds.

Don't worry.

Doing my best is a form of respect for my opponent,

and I respect you.

The way you speak is so depressing...

what's up with the salt rubbing and stuff?

That's fun

for going after your love!

Sorry that I was married at a very early age...

I don't really understand what is so fun about this.

I only know my emotions...

are affected by this one person...

Auntie said...

as soon as your meridians are repaired...

by incorporating acupuncture to alleviate your internal energy,

not only will you be able to keep your power...

you can also keep practicing Reverse Magic Ball.

My body and muscles are feeling much better!

If you can keep up with the treatment...

I believe you will return to normal.

I'm just eavesdropping...

Sure...

Eavesdropping is good...

Actually there was a moment

where I was worried that I'd

lose all my power and my life.

But when I thought about a certain person and some things...

then I got through those thoughts...

I remember Mo Yi said...

The previous masters of the Ghost Domain Sect...

could only reach level 8.

Why are you so stubborn?

In order to become a top-notch fighter?

Then I must finish learning it!

I have an opponent in my mind that I don't want to lose to,

which is him.

That's why I'm so determined...

and I ignored the people who tried to stop me...

to train and learn this level nine technique...

Is winning that important to you?

So important that you are willing to lose your life?

This is not about winning or losing...

This is about you.

Nothing is more important than you.

I'm kidding.

I was appointed to be the Master of the Ghost Domain Sect...

this is just a dream of mine...

Don't worry. I'm here for you!

And my Auntie's Frosty Soul Technique!

I'll stay by you

and help you finish learning the Reverse Magic Ball technique

so you won't suffer anymore.

Come back to the Ghost Domain Sect with me.

Sure!

Why did you tell me to come out?

Here, come sit on the swing...

It's dark and windy out...

why would I sit on the swing?

Don't you think

it's really romantic?

It's weird of you.

I just thought that there's one thing that I didn't get to give you.

I didn't do anything to earn it. What do you want from me?

I thought about you whenever I saw this.

I just want to make you happy...

nothing more.

What are you talking about?

I'm now focused on my medical skills...

I don't have time for anything...

How's Master Ai?

He's doing good.

Are you going back with him?

I overheard you two.

You were eavesdropping on us?

As a Young Master of the Gong family...you eavesdropped on us?

Right, so what?

Sometimes you have to be ruthless..

when you love someone and want them to stay.

What do you think of him?

He's pretty handsome...

He has a good personality...

and he has a good heart...

What about me?

Compared to me...

I don't know.

I'm just like the flower petals

that fell on the ground

and you're stepping all over me.

When did I step all over you?

If you're the flower petals on the ground...

then do you know how many other girls out there

would kill to pick you up?

Would you like me to be picked up by them then?

No.

Whatever!

You are concerned.

I knew you didn't want me to go.

Oh my gosh!

What a great actor you are!

We haven't even been here for 2 days...

your acting skills have gotten so good that you can get in character within a second!

I'm going to bed.

Stop.

Where are you going?

To bed.

Since we're husband and wife...

We used to be husband and wife

and there was no love in our relationship, we were only married on paper.

Alright.

I respect you.

Wait.

Wife...

I want to practice eye contact that

Master Xiyou mentioned.

That hurts my eyes.

Let's go to bed.

I've taught you the Frosty Soul Technique.

Your body will be fine

in no time...don't worry.

Mr. Gong, there's something I'd like to speak to Shengyou about...

Excuse us.

Shengyou.

I've taught you the ways...

You also understand how to do it...

now it is up to you.

Auntie...

Alright.

Okay, let's go.

Let's go.

You youngsters need to take more initiative when you love someone.

Like how I love mom.

Alright...I'll leave you guys alone here.

Before we go, I would like to nag you one more time.

I like you, Kid.

You're courageous...

You like to take risks even when you know there's danger ahead of you.

It's just that the path you choose might not be the path you should take.

And you...when you're deeply in love,

sometimes you just have to seize the right moment and do the right thing.

I was just joking...

don't take those words to heart, okay?

I'll let you be on your way from here. Take care.

Take care, Auntie.

I'm not very used to how in sync all of you are.

Let me talk to you about my character...

That character of mine...

How many times do I have to tell you?

That character doesn't suit you!

But I was born to be a performer.

Isn't that a shame?

What's a shame?

Is it the fact that I can't play that character?

I mean the script.

Rehearse with me then!

Let's head back to the Ghost Domain Sect.

I'm coming too.

Mo Yi...Shengyou doesn't eat coriander.

Yes, Master.

Little Fatso, this soup is going to be bitter, okay?

No matter how bitter it is, it'll still taste

sweet to me because you made it, honey.

I'll down it in one sip!

Seems like your physique is not as good as before...

You should be careful.

There's no need. It won't affect me.

However, Mr. Gong, you've always lived a comfortable life...

I'm afraid that camping outside would inconvenience you!

As a member of the martial arts circle...

It'd be laughable

if I can't handle a little hardship.

Mr. Gong seems like a down to earth person...

I guess it is not a bad thing for you to come back to the Ghost Domain Sect with us.

So you can witness my wife...

the Envoy of the Moon God's return...

spend her happy life at my place...

I don't think "coming back" is the right choice of words...

This time I'm only dropping by the Ghost Domain Sect...

Since my wife is a great and kind doctor

who is helping you with your training...

I don't mind going

so the Gong family can improve the relationship with the Ghost Domain Sect.

Shengyou is her own entity...

you can say she is from the Holy Medicine Sect...

but stop talking like she still has anything to do with your family, alright?

How long ago did you write that divorce letter?

Everyone knows that my wife and I are destined to be with each other...

Just a piece of paper won't stop us from being together.

On top of that, there were no words on that divorce letter.

Mr. Gong.

I was right about you being a cruel person...

you gave her the divorce letter

but you didn't even bother to write a single word on it.

The way she looks at me

tells me my wife will choose to be with me.

Can you compare to

the years we spent together when we were little?

I've known her since I was 8.

My love for her...

hasn't changed in all these years.

A relationship isn't first come, first serve...

How much you love the person is the only thing that matters.

Here's a friendly reminder.

You were a retard back then.

How do you know how to love?

Why would Shengyou even choose you back then?

It's obvious that she was tricked into marrying a retard like you...

by your family.

How dare you defame my family?!

I have nothing to hide.

You won't admit what you did, right?

Then you should put down your stick and grab a sewing needle

and sew everyone's mouths shut!

Alright alright...

Stop fighting now...

This way.

Please.

Please.

This is the room, lady and gentlemen...

This is a pretty big room, right?

I can tell that the four of you are in the martial arts...

so you won't mind the little trivial things, right?

Well...

Yes.

Alright then...this room is big enough. I think one room is a good idea...

if we do two rooms...

I would feel uneasy...

Seems like you've only lost fat on your body...

but you didn't lose your nosiness...

You still don't mind your own business

and like to stick your nose in other families' businesses.

If she is going to have an affair with you now...

then I'll wait for my turn in the corner...

Nonsense! In your dreams!

Please be respectful of yourself.

Shengyou is single now...

she has the right to choose who she wants to be with.

But still, it'll depend on who that person is!

Stop it!

You three sleep together.