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I Will Walk Like A Crazy Hors e

And now the latest news for our deaf-mute friends.

Another black tide is rav aging our coast.

Efforts are under way to sav e

the birds which would otherwis e die.

The y are being treated in spe cial hospitals.

Since the beginning of the week

intensiv e bombing has caus ed heavy destruction

and killed hundreds of civilians.

Cosmonauts hav e been launched into space

to s et up a new interplanetary station.

The progress of s cience ne v er ceas es to amaze us.

The drought...

The disastrous drought this y ear has caus ed a spe ctacular famine.

But the re cent dis cov eries of medicine

will assist the unfortunate victims

of this terrible calamity.

Thanks to a monke y, Dr. Terran has dis cov ered

that dreams strengthen the memory.

Police Inspe ctor Gay is inv estigating

the death of Mrs. Re y. H er jewels were stolen.

The dead woman's son, Aden Re y,

has mysteriously disappeared.

My son, you will suffer much pain.

My son, you are the baby Jesus.

The victim and her son.

A re cent picture of Aden Re y.

Where could he be now?

She was a beautiful woman.

U pper middle-class home.

Better drop this cas e !

No, we must find that boy.

Maybe he was killed too!

And what if he killed her?

My son...

you must always be v ery well dress ed

and keep your shoes shined.

That way, e v eryone will respe ct you.

Come on, don't worry.

Come on down, I'm alone.

You are welcome here.

Want to share my meal?

H ere, taste this, it's good.

- Eat it. - Thank you.

Is it good?

What is it?

I us e ros e petals to wrap them in.

It's v ery good.

What's inside?

A mixture of flour--

and goat shit.

Hav e Interpol s end out a des cription.

We must find Aden Re y.

This is Inspe ctor Gay speaking.

Don't mov e !

What's this?

Look. Funny, isn't it?

Relax...

Sleep well.

I'll split you wide open.

I'll make you s cream. You'll beg me to forgiv e you.

You bitch !

You slut! I'll make you sweat blood !

It's epileps y.

Put a ke y in his mouth

so he won't bite his tongue.

Suspe ct spotted in the des ert.

It could be Aden Re y.

You liv e alone in the des ert?

H ere? Yes.

Who brings you food?

No one e v er comes here.

You're a king, aren't you?

H e's a king, he's a king, you s ee.

What is your home like?

My country?

It's huge, full of cities, full of cars.

There are other people with you?

Millions of people.

More people than grains of sand here.

Fabulous ! Do you know them all?

No, I don't know them all.

Too bad for them.

I'm going to giv e this to the snake.

There are s corpions too.

You were thirsty, weren't you, Jossida !

Marv el, I am your sacred des ert camel.

Ride me, I'll take you to Babylon !

Giddup! Go! Mov e ! Whoa !

Stop!

Let's go!

Can you read?

What does ""read"" mean?

I'll take you to a big city.

I'll make you v ery important.

No one will make fun of you.

Make fun of me? Why?

No, I mean that e v en women will lov e you.

The y'll think you're handsome anyway.

You will be happy.

Drink this.

Go on.

Thank you.

Aden Re y is v ery res erv ed, he has no friends.

H e ne v er went to s chool. H is mother educated him.

Aden !

What is happiness?

Happiness?

Happiness is...

End barbarous heres y!

Viv a the Western Christian world ! Viv a Spain !

Fire !

Are you looking at my nail?

Why is it so long?

I cut it only once a y ear, in the autumn.

I wrap it in a little leaf. I keep it in a sack.

Look.

Don't you do the same thing?

You won't pull any tricks and tell the police?

I am your friend.

Do you want me to cut off a finger for you?

I think I drank too much.

Tell me about where you liv e.

Where do you come from?

- Where do I come from? - Yes.

The civilized world--

is fantastic.

For ages and ages, man has been storing knowledge

and enriching his mind

to attain the wonderful perfe ction that life has be come.

E v erywhere, there is happiness, joy...

tranquillity, laughter and understanding.

E v erything is de vis ed to simplify human existence

to make man happier

and to pres erv e peace.

Today, in the civilized world

man is the happiest creature on earth.

It's really strong.

It's not ob vious, but I'm slowly getting drunk.

Can I help you in any way?

I wish night would come.

You want night?

What's happening?

You wanted night.

I'm s cared.

I think I'm completely drunk.

Son of a bitch !

What's this thing?

What was he playing at?

What do you usually do in the morning?

I was v ery happy, really.

My world has many things that make life

an endless paradis e.

Tele vision, for example.

What is that?

Tele vision

is a blind woman that teaches philosophy

and caress es the foulest re cess es of our brains.

You are the trumpet call of Jericho.

From your saliv a comes the light of felicity.

Come and say goodby e. I'm going to Aden's land.

Goodby e, my friends.

Come on.

No, not you. Goodby e.

Fantastic !

Beautiful, aren't the y?

Look, Marv el.

- This is for you. - What's this?

What is this?

It's beautiful.

- Take e v erything I hav e. - What is this?

- What is this for? - We're going to hav e fun !

With mone y, you can buy anything you want.

H ealth?

Lov e? Happiness?

Does it giv e milk like goats?

H ere, Theresa, eat this !

So long, and don't get lost in the des ert.

Come on, Marv el !

- You want me to take the goat? - Yes !

Come on, Theresa.

Get in.

Come on, Theresa.

Don't be s cared.

- Are you glad? - Yes.

Goodby e, s corpions, camels, snakes, goodby e.

You are gathered here together

men, women and children,

united in purpos e.

You are aware of your duties, proud of your leaders

thos e few cons cious, well-organized te chnocrats

who de cide for you.

You hav e thronged here tonight

to applaud the men who prepare

heav en on earth for you.

Thos e men today...

ask you to be cons cious.

Tomorrow, our beef will be rich with the proteins

that we need to make men of your sons.

Tomorrow, computers will s erv e the hous ewife

s ele cting diets

so that your sons will be healthy des cendants of your race.

Tomorrow, color tele vision

will be in each and e v ery home.

Widespread, state-controlled tele vision

will giv e e v eryone

the instruction needed

to make good citizens.

Tomorrow, antipollutant bacteriological weapons

will insure lasting peace

and fore v er eliminate

thos e vile idealists

who prais e the individual.

Any news of Re y?

You got here too late.

H e just cross ed the border in a jeep.

Son of a bitch !

Look, what are the y doing?

The y're smoking.

Nothing odd about that.

But the y're choking.

So what, that's natural.

You'll get us ed to it.

It smells bad.

Some smoke cigars, some smoke pipes.

The y look like babies sucking.

It's silly to go on,

we must drop the cas e. It has cost enough time and mone y.

I am sure Re y is back in Paris.

I want to continue my inv estigation.

I assume full responsibility.

Come on in, gentlemen.

You hav e e v ery modern comfort

large kitchen and garbage disposal.

As you s ee, it is furnished in v ery good taste

floor heating, v ery high ceiling

fully soundproof and plenty of light.

H ere's the contract.

You sign and it's yours.

Well?

Do you like it?

Oh y es, v ery much.

But what is it for?

I chos e a luxury apartment...

espe cially for you.

Liv e here?

There's no soil.

Do you think the y'd say hello?

Would you look at that! H e drops soil e v erywhere !

And who has to sweep it up? Me !

Tonight we'll go out. You'll s ee lots of women.

The y'll lov e you.

You'll fas cinate them.

The y'v e ne v er s een anyone as exceptional as you.

- What are the y doing? - Cutting down trees

to build a factory.

May I hav e your order?

H urry up, I hav e other people to s erv e.

Tea for me.

What do you want?

A cactus.

One cactus for my friend.

I'll bring you two cups of tea.

Drink it, you'll s ee, tea is v ery good.

I'll take thos e two.

Look.

No, that's not what it's for.

Re cognize this guy?

You bet I do. H e just left.

H e came in with a moron.

H e sat on the table and ordered a cactus.

What are the y doing?

I took him on my knees.

I gav e him a good whack. That ended it.

What are the y eating?

One is having trout.

The other is eating roast quail in a sauce.

Are the y aliv e?

No, the y were killed first.

Oh ! People kill them !

Bring me some water...

to put in here.

Today, I'll introduce you to a wonderful woman.

Theresa, come here.

That's right.

Bee, bring me a toothpick.

Thank you.

I don't understand why bees

mountains and goats all obe y you.

Why?

I don't know. Roaches, flies, animals all obe y me.

E v en mountains and clouds.

I don't know why.

Take all my mone y.

All of it.

And my jewelry too.

I'll do anything to make you happy.

Do you lov e me?

Dale !

You re cognized my voice?

Yes.

Any time you like.

That's exactly why I'm calling you.

Tonight you can meet an extraordinary friend of mine.

Can you come to my new apartment?

Okay, s ee you tonight.

H e's all you think of.

Stop talking about him.

H e's a virgin.

H e has ne v er had a woman.

H e's a unique, extraordinary person.

I want him to dis cov er lov e.

I want you to make lov e to him

and get him to come.

You know I'm no prude but I really think

he's re volting.

No, he isn't, you'v e hardly s een him.

When you know him, you'll s ee how wonderful he is.

I'll do anything you ask me to

but not make lov e to a naus eating dwarf.

Marv el !

Look!

Look at him ! Isn't he magnificent!

H e mustn't touch me !

Come here, Marv el, sit down.

Don't be nervous, relax.

But he stinks ! It's horrible,

I won't stay with him one s e cond.

I'm going to leav e.

You hurt his feelings.

You can beat me !

You can kill me !

But I'll ne v er sleep with that disgusting midget.

You floozie, you whore !

You know what you are, you're a pimp.

How dare you, you slut!

Not a clue y et, eh?

Yes, one.

The body was placed in a crypt.

And the oddest part is

that it was Mrs. Re y's v ault.

We must s ystematically che ck out

e v eryone listed in the victim's address book.

Go on, go ahead, shoot it!

One less.

H ello, Inspe ctor.

The new tenants are a real headache.

In spite of the warning notice

the y hav e a garden in their living-room.

So, naturally, that attracts pigeons.

And look how the y dirty up the court.

It's full of droppings.

If we sue them, the y'll, of cours e, get a lawy er

who'll defend them so he can play politics.

You know that better than I do!

I'd like to ask you a favor.

Let me s ee the third-floor apartment.

The one with the garden?

Did you find anything?

More than I hoped for.

Wait for me at the caf?.

Where are you going?

I'm going...

to my mother's hous e.

See you later.

I told you so. It's Aden Re y.

Giv e orders for his arrest.

My son, you are going insane.

Let me hold you and comfort you.

E v eryone hates you for being handsome.

Look at the pictures I took of you.

Come and sit at my feet.

Well now, how are you?

- All right? - Yes.

You know, I'v e got a circus

with lots of animals.

Animals?

And incredible things.

- Would you like to s ee them? - Yes I would.

What are you making?

A bird.

- A bird? - Yes.

Come and s ee the Oklahoma Fair!

It's your first and last chance !

Sensational ! Ladies and Gentlemen !

Come and s ee the most incredible shows

the strangest sights of the century!

The 440 pound Lady Mammoth who has been weighed

all ov er the world !

The richest princes of the Orient lust after her!

The Samurai with the hand of iron !

With his little finger

he can split a beam 8 inches thick

while wearing the smile of the legendary Madam Butterfly!

The fabulous athlete from the deep,

dark jungles !

The strongest man in the world !

Ants that perform on the trapeze !

Acrobats ! Fire-eaters !

The circus world in miniature !

And that's not all, ladies and gentlemen !

Other quirks and triumphs of nature !

An amazing creature

from a mysterious des ert

heir to the ancestral magic of Mesopotamia !

That creature is going to dance for you !

H ere he comes, here he is !

Hav e a heart, let me lov e you.

No one will lov e you as much as I do.

Four, fiv e.

H e's a moron, a retard.

H e'll be terrific with his dance.

What's his price?

H e has no price, he has ne v er s een mone y.

H e doesn't know what it is.

H e'll make a terrific act for the s eason.

- And cheap too. - I'll say, v ery cheap!

Don't you know what painless birth is?

Breathe deep, that's it!

Filthy whore !

Breathe deep, like a bitch !

Fornication is all you know. Breathe deep!

Remember yours elf on all fours with that pig !

Now you can't e v en bark.

Breathe deep, you bitch !

Breathe deep!

More, more !

Perfe ct spe cimen of an earthman.

Where is Marv el?

H e'll come back, won't he?

How old can he be?

H e's such a child.

H e's a poet.

...2, 3, 4, 5, 6...

...53, 54, 55...

...1 20...

...1 21 , 1 22...

...23 4, 235, 236, 23 7...

...600...

Stop, Marv el !

How old are you?

I don't know. 1 0,000 y ears...

...20,000, 30,000, 50,000 y ears, I don't know!

Anyone able to giv e information

concerning murder suspe ct Aden Re y

is requested to contact the police.

Stop, I want to s ee that.

That! We hav en't got time !

My brethren, hear the message of the Messiah.

Crucified a thousand times by your sins,

he came for your redemption.

You killed him...

The lily of the fields

who came down among us to share lov e.

H e found nothing but sordidness, treachery

and death.

H e could hav e plunged mankind into darkness...

Yet he preferred to fall, fall...

in order to redeem your sins.

From the bottom of my bleeding heart, I tell you

that the holy spirit is forsaking you.

You hav e sinned.

You hav e misunderstood our Lord Jesus

with nails driv en into his hands,

whips cutting his back,

And that was not enough...

The crown of thorns on his divine head,

his face cov ered with spit, his body trampled...

And then...

crucified like a thief,

his side pierced with a spear,

left all alone.

Such was the great suffering

of our dear Lord.

Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

Calling all police in the area ! Be on the alert!

Aden Re y is driving a jeep.

It s eems he stopped at the church.

H e's driving a jeep.

It s eems he stopped at the church.

Pay no attention to her.

All women are whores.

The y're all sluts, I tell you.

Pay no attention.

Do you want to marry me?

Right away.

Come.

We will be the fire and water couple.

We will lov e each other fore v er.

Oh ! Yes !

The goat will perform the wedding.

It's going to the fish !

Talk with your feet. I can translate, you know.

""In a sadness of torn mists

I will walk like a crazy hors e.

While salmons glide

between our thighs,

I will walk like a crazy hors e.""

Do you want to s ee me naked?

You 're a man?

Don't wake him.

Tomorrow,

when you s ee him,

giv e him this from me.

I don't want any goodby es.

All police on the alert!

Re y's jeep located under Luynes Bridge.

I repeat: Re y's jeep located.

Eat your soup.

H e won't eat.

Must I punish him?

Yes.

Put your hands behind your back.

Murderer!

I'm not an animal.

At least kill me with your own hands.

I want to feel your fingers tight on my ne ck.

Watch my jugular v ein throb.

Kill me if you hate me, but do it right.

Fake it as a suicide, for your own sake.

You're so vulnerable, you can't liv e alone.

Your life is a failure

but what will you do in prison without me?

Don't leav e any clues

so you can enjoy e v erything...

My jewels,

my bed, my hous e,

my perfume, my mone y.

E v erything is for you.

E v erything.

I hav e a weak heart.

If I'm frightened, I'll die.

Promis e you'll ne v er frighten me.

Do you lov e me?

Kiss me.

Dress up like a judge.

Judge me, Marv el.

Judge me.

Aden stands accus ed. Ey e for e y e, tooth for tooth.

The Law will be carried out to the letter.

Does the accus ed plead innocent

or guilty?

Guilty.

Let all the centuries hear me !

I killed my mother all by mys elf.

No one helped me.

H e saw us.

H e had a fit of epileps y.

What's more, he injured his foot.

I hav e a weak heart.

If I'm frightened, I'll die.

I killed my mother.

Do you lov e me?

Yes,

but the point is my trial.

Kiss me.

If you want.

On the forehead?

Read the v erdict!

What did she die of, Doctor?

H eart failure.

Where is her son?

H e hasn't been s een since her death.

What is the v erdict?

The accus ed is s entenced--

to death !

Your trial was only a game.

I am here beside you.

Don't let yours elf die.

I lov e you.

I am so lonely now,

with you dead.

Now,

who will take me to Babylon on his back?

Who will I make night and day for?

Who will make me a gift of his dreams?

Who will be my golden beetle?

And my angel of muck?

I want you to eat me...

to eat me.

I want you to be both me and you.

You shall eat all of me, Marv el, do you hear?

You shall dress up like my mother...

like my mother, don't forget...

With black stockings and garters.

You shall be the hero, the stream, the child...

the blue clouds and the light.

Yes, Aden, I will eat e v ery bit of you.

Down to the last bone... So as to commune with your ess ence.

I re ceiv e the body of your body for the centuries of centuries.

And I will giv e birth to you in pain.