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Who the fuck did that? 15 00:01:26,789 --> 00:01:27,890 You? 16 00:01:27,924 --> 00:01:29,058 Break my window, you bitch? 17 00:01:29,092 --> 00:01:31,193 You break my window? Huh? 18 00:01:31,227 --> 00:01:32,867 Why don't you answer me, you little bitch? 19 00:01:34,029 --> 00:01:35,298 Answer me. 20 00:01:36,865 --> 00:01:37,934 [SPITS] 21 00:01:38,935 --> 00:01:40,636 What the fuck? 22 00:01:40,670 --> 00:01:42,672 [BOTH GRUNTING] 23 00:01:43,573 --> 00:01:44,941 [LAUGHING] 24 00:01:46,942 --> 00:01:47,944 Yeah! 25 00:01:58,921 --> 00:02:02,358 Now, get the fuck out of here, before I fucking kill ya. 26 00:02:08,297 --> 00:02:09,666 [BONES CRACKING] 27 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,403 [MAN PANTING] 28 00:02:23,045 --> 00:02:25,348 Man! What the fuck? 29 00:02:32,155 --> 00:02:34,357 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 30 00:02:57,079 --> 00:02:58,079 HERNANDEZ: Hey! 31 00:02:59,748 --> 00:03:01,517 Hey, boy! Come here! 32 00:03:02,484 --> 00:03:04,854 Hey, you hear me, boy? I wanna talk to you. 33 00:03:05,755 --> 00:03:10,025 - I'm eating my lunch. - Your father is not answering the door. 34 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,461 I need my rent and that son of a bitch is ducking me. 35 00:03:12,494 --> 00:03:14,530 Well, he can't answer. He's sick. 36 00:03:14,563 --> 00:03:15,798 I don't give two shits. 37 00:03:15,831 --> 00:03:17,342 Sick or not, he still gotta pay his rent. 38 00:03:17,366 --> 00:03:18,701 [DOG SNIFFS AND WHIMPERS] 39 00:03:19,535 --> 00:03:20,536 Hey! 40 00:03:23,038 --> 00:03:24,040 I'll get it. 41 00:03:28,344 --> 00:03:30,413 He might not even be your dad, I mean, I don't know. 42 00:03:30,446 --> 00:03:32,282 Lots of guys run in and out of that house. 43 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:35,260 - [DOG GROWLS] - [HERNANDEZ SHRIEKS IN PAIN] 44 00:03:35,284 --> 00:03:37,753 Ow! Son of a bitch! 45 00:03:37,787 --> 00:03:40,456 You fucker! You did that on purpose, you asshole! 46 00:03:40,489 --> 00:03:41,758 [SOBBING IN PAIN] 47 00:03:42,691 --> 00:03:45,127 Where the fuck you going, you fucker? 48 00:03:45,161 --> 00:03:47,362 Get back here, you son of a bitch! 49 00:03:47,396 --> 00:03:48,707 - Fuck you! - [WAYNE SR. COUGHING] 50 00:03:48,731 --> 00:03:50,967 [HERNANDEZ CONTINUES SHOUTING] 51 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,002 [WAYNE SR. CONTINUES COUGHING] 52 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:01,744 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 53 00:04:02,345 --> 00:04:03,346 What? 54 00:04:03,347 --> 00:04:04,347 Shit! 55 00:04:04,781 --> 00:04:06,048 What, "What?" 56 00:04:06,081 --> 00:04:09,151 I'm tryin' to sell you some goddamned cookies is what. 57 00:04:09,185 --> 00:04:10,619 I'm sorry. My dad's sleeping. 58 00:04:10,653 --> 00:04:13,623 Well, why the hell didn't you just say that then? Shoot. 59 00:04:13,656 --> 00:04:15,400 Anyway, why's your dad sleepin' in the middle 60 00:04:15,424 --> 00:04:17,960 of the day anyway? He lazy? 61 00:04:17,993 --> 00:04:19,395 Nah. He's got cancer. 62 00:04:20,596 --> 00:04:22,774 Well, can people with cancer still eat cookies or whatever? 63 00:04:22,798 --> 00:04:24,367 He ain't been eatin' much lately. 64 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,704 What about you? You like cookies, or are you as weird as you look? 65 00:04:27,737 --> 00:04:31,841 - I like cookies. - Great. We got, uh, this peanut butter kind 66 00:04:31,874 --> 00:04:34,477 coconut kind, which tastes like dog shit, my opinion, 67 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:35,845 some people like 'em. 68 00:04:35,878 --> 00:04:37,547 And, uh, there's lemon. 69 00:04:40,316 --> 00:04:41,517 So? 70 00:04:45,554 --> 00:04:46,856 Uh, you wanna come in? 71 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:50,093 You ain't gonna do anything weird, right? 72 00:04:50,126 --> 00:04:51,527 Weird, like what? 73 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,930 Like some guy down on Torrey asked if he could see my feet. 74 00:04:53,963 --> 00:04:55,498 I don't wanna see your feet. 75 00:04:57,466 --> 00:04:59,836 Yeah, whatever. It's fine, I guess. 76 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:26,628 So, uh, you like music? 77 00:05:26,661 --> 00:05:29,098 Yeah, most. I mean, like rap... 78 00:05:29,131 --> 00:05:31,134 [PUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 79 00:05:46,849 --> 00:05:47,850 [MUSIC STOPS] 80 00:05:50,619 --> 00:05:52,188 So, uh, you got a boyfriend? 81 00:05:52,988 --> 00:05:54,190 Not really. 82 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,459 You want me to be your boyfriend? 83 00:05:56,492 --> 00:05:58,728 I don't know. How tall are you? 84 00:06:00,195 --> 00:06:02,565 Pretty, uh... Pretty tall. 85 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:04,200 Here. 86 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:07,036 - Put your back up against mine. - My what? 87 00:06:07,069 --> 00:06:08,104 Like this, dummy. 88 00:06:09,472 --> 00:06:10,673 [EXHALES] 89 00:06:12,808 --> 00:06:14,510 You got brothers or sisters? 90 00:06:14,543 --> 00:06:17,313 - Uh, a brother, I think. - What do you mean, "I think"? 91 00:06:17,346 --> 00:06:19,757 He's in the Marines and, uh, he hasn't called in a while, so... 92 00:06:19,781 --> 00:06:21,817 Oh, so he kills people then? 93 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:23,719 Yeah, that's what they do there, I guess. 94 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,889 - Cool. - You got a brother? 95 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:27,923 Two. 96 00:06:27,957 --> 00:06:29,926 - What do they do? - They're assholes. 97 00:06:32,761 --> 00:06:33,796 Okay. 98 00:06:34,162 --> 00:06:35,465 [EXHALES] 99 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,870 So, uh, was I tall enough or what? 100 00:06:43,706 --> 00:06:45,346 So you gonna be my girlfriend or whatever? 101 00:06:45,374 --> 00:06:47,309 You gonna buy some cookies or whatever? 102 00:06:47,343 --> 00:06:49,779 I wanna, but I don't got any money. 103 00:06:49,812 --> 00:06:51,447 So, get some then. 104 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:53,082 [TRAIN PASSING BY] 105 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:57,053 [TRAIN CHUGGING] 106 00:07:04,459 --> 00:07:05,760 Then find me. 107 00:07:05,794 --> 00:07:07,362 I'm in the shit-hole on Norton. 108 00:07:07,396 --> 00:07:09,599 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 109 00:07:25,414 --> 00:07:26,782 [METAL DETECTOR BEEPING] 110 00:07:34,823 --> 00:07:35,925 Wayne! 111 00:07:36,592 --> 00:07:37,826 Where you been? 112 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:39,695 I'm, like, 20 minutes late. 113 00:07:39,728 --> 00:07:41,897 Like 20 minutes and three weeks. 114 00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:43,633 Hey, you still wanna buy my nunchuks? 115 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,371 The real-deal legit ones? From Japan? Hell, yeah. 116 00:07:48,404 --> 00:07:50,339 I just unloaded some rare Pokemon shit, 117 00:07:50,372 --> 00:07:51,674 so I'm flush right now. 118 00:07:51,707 --> 00:07:52,875 All right, come on. 119 00:07:58,380 --> 00:07:59,582 This ain't my lock. 120 00:07:59,615 --> 00:08:02,017 Ooh, hold up, hold up. 121 00:08:02,051 --> 00:08:03,052 Hey, girl. 122 00:08:03,085 --> 00:08:05,420 I got your back with them Starbucks sandwiches. 123 00:08:05,454 --> 00:08:06,464 I'll see you at lunch with 'em? 124 00:08:06,488 --> 00:08:09,424 [CHUCKLES] Um, all right, Orlando. 125 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:11,761 [CHUCKLES] Um, I'll see you. 126 00:08:15,431 --> 00:08:17,767 What happened to her? With the... 127 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,835 She got something messed up in her spine. 128 00:08:19,869 --> 00:08:21,337 See, I've been puttin' in that work 129 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,839 'cause I heard she's getting it took off in like six months. 130 00:08:23,872 --> 00:08:25,942 Guess what I noticed nobody else did? 131 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:29,044 She fine as hell under that, man. 132 00:08:29,077 --> 00:08:32,548 Plus, you know, I'm into all that sci-fi comic-book type stuff. 133 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:35,685 So, she's little like a super-fine cyborg. 134 00:08:36,218 --> 00:08:37,219 Ain't you, girl? 135 00:08:41,090 --> 00:08:43,259 So, you just carry around a hammer, huh? 136 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:45,861 I have a hammer. 137 00:08:49,631 --> 00:08:50,832 This ain't my stuff. 138 00:08:50,866 --> 00:08:53,235 Obviously. There's actual books in it. 139 00:08:53,268 --> 00:08:54,770 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 140 00:08:54,804 --> 00:08:56,939 Would you shut the fuck up, please? 141 00:08:56,972 --> 00:08:59,041 Hey, we don't talk like that in here. 142 00:08:59,074 --> 00:09:00,076 I said, "please." 143 00:09:05,147 --> 00:09:06,314 Where's all my stuff? 144 00:09:06,348 --> 00:09:08,517 Jesus, Wayne! You can't just walk in here like that. 145 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:09,928 - Now, get out of here, I'll talk to you later. - Go wait outside. 146 00:09:09,952 --> 00:09:12,822 Hey, Darren, Scott. Sit down, right now. 147 00:09:15,357 --> 00:09:18,526 No disrespect, but that crazy fool will come to my house. 148 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,596 You won't. 149 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:23,299 Why do I even bother? Go ahead, get outta here. 150 00:09:23,332 --> 00:09:25,500 Sit... No, sit right down there. 151 00:09:25,534 --> 00:09:26,802 Keep quiet. 152 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,840 Jesus H, Wayne. You can't do that! 153 00:09:30,873 --> 00:09:33,242 All my stuff from my locker's gone. 154 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:34,876 All right? And somebody took my nunchuks. 155 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:37,880 You shouldn't have brought your nunchucks into school. 156 00:09:37,913 --> 00:09:39,881 All right? I don't know where they are. 157 00:09:39,915 --> 00:09:42,051 Okay? These kids, they steal everything. 158 00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:44,819 They stole Mrs. Healy's shoes a few weeks ago. 159 00:09:44,853 --> 00:09:46,388 Okay, they're not cool shoes. 160 00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:47,532 They're old lady, teacher shoes. 161 00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:49,625 Wayne, Wayne, sit down, talk to me. 162 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:53,295 I could have called Truancy, like, five times by now and I haven't. 163 00:10:05,307 --> 00:10:06,375 How's your dad doing? 164 00:10:08,244 --> 00:10:10,612 You know that me and your dad go way back, right? 165 00:10:10,646 --> 00:10:12,148 Yep. 166 00:10:12,181 --> 00:10:13,983 He calls you "Butthole Tommy Cole." 167 00:10:14,016 --> 00:10:16,518 Yes. And thanks to him, that tradition has been passed on 168 00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:18,220 to this generation of students. 169 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:20,956 He also beat me up. 170 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:22,767 Beat the shit out of me at my own birthday party. 171 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,326 [BOYS GRUNTING OUTSIDE] 172 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,695 Knock it off! 173 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,697 Knock it off! I swear to God... 174 00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:30,833 Cut that shit out right now! 175 00:10:33,835 --> 00:10:35,771 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 176 00:10:35,805 --> 00:10:38,140 I know I'm not supposed to, but I hate those kids. 177 00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:42,878 Like, real... [SIGHS] Like, adult hate. 178 00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:47,283 It's like... [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY] 179 00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:50,619 Where was I? 180 00:10:50,653 --> 00:10:52,655 Talking about my dad beating your ass. 181 00:10:52,688 --> 00:10:54,255 Right. 182 00:10:54,289 --> 00:10:57,225 Thing is, for every time your dad beat my ass, 183 00:10:57,259 --> 00:11:00,128 he beat someone else's for me two-fold. 184 00:11:00,162 --> 00:11:02,764 Now, he was an asshole. No doubt. 185 00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:05,553 But he also couldn't stand for anybody 186 00:11:05,554 --> 00:11:07,336 getting away with doing something wrong. 187 00:11:07,369 --> 00:11:10,639 Does that sound like anybody else we know? 188 00:11:10,672 --> 00:11:12,975 [SARCASTICALLY] Could I offer you a banana? 189 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:15,845 - Sorry. - Go ahead, have it. I got another one. 190 00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:18,447 It's at home. 191 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,950 Listen, Wayne, there's always gonna be people 192 00:11:20,951 --> 00:11:22,517 doing rotten stuff to other people, 193 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:26,422 but you got to let the proper people handle it the proper way. 194 00:11:26,455 --> 00:11:27,857 People like me and the law... 195 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,358 Well, no one handled it for my dad. 196 00:11:29,391 --> 00:11:32,494 [SIGHS] Well, nobody likes the way that that went down, okay? 197 00:11:32,528 --> 00:11:36,198 Everybody knows that work is what made him sick. 198 00:11:36,231 --> 00:11:39,835 And everybody knows that he got screwed in court. It wasn't right. 199 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,904 Listen, you have every reason to be mad. 200 00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:44,706 - Your mom takin' off... - Yeah, I don't care about her, okay? 201 00:11:44,739 --> 00:11:47,109 [SIGHS] 202 00:11:47,142 --> 00:11:51,480 If you run around righting wrongs all your life, 203 00:11:52,314 --> 00:11:53,415 that'll be your life. 204 00:11:55,017 --> 00:11:57,353 And I know it's easy to follow in family footsteps, 205 00:11:57,386 --> 00:11:58,821 but you don't have to. 206 00:12:02,491 --> 00:12:03,959 What should I be then? 207 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:08,030 I don't know, man. 208 00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:12,834 Just don't be like those two dickheads. 209 00:12:12,868 --> 00:12:14,870 [BOYS GRUNTING] 210 00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,402 ORLANDO: I'm not lying, man. 211 00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:20,342 Those Pokemon cards are real. And they change... 212 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,177 - GIRL: Leave him alone! - ORLANDO: Come on! Stop! 213 00:12:22,211 --> 00:12:23,321 - BOY: Chill out, robot girl. - Come on. 214 00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:24,689 - What you want, huh? - Why aren't you trying? 215 00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:26,382 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 216 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:31,319 What the hell is going on down there? 217 00:12:31,353 --> 00:12:34,256 Wayne. Wayne, we just talked about this. 218 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,191 Wayne. 219 00:12:36,225 --> 00:12:38,060 Wayne! 220 00:12:41,163 --> 00:12:42,164 [SCREAMS] 221 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,102 Well, you will not be going back to that school. 222 00:12:48,136 --> 00:12:50,005 I'm sorry, I ruined your lunch date. 223 00:12:50,038 --> 00:12:51,874 What about you? You just come to school 224 00:12:51,907 --> 00:12:53,609 just to knock people's teeth out or what? 225 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,110 I need to get money. 226 00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:57,112 - For what? - Cookies. 227 00:12:57,145 --> 00:12:58,547 Cookies? 228 00:12:58,581 --> 00:13:01,221 Yeah, if I buy cookies from this girl, uh, she might go out with me. 229 00:13:01,783 --> 00:13:03,285 [CHUCKLING] 230 00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:06,588 Holy shit! My man Wayne, on the prowl. 231 00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:07,623 Stop. 232 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,757 Look at you, all grown up, man. 233 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,560 So, uh, important question. 234 00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:13,972 Do you know where to find the boobies on the lady? You know... 235 00:13:13,996 --> 00:13:15,773 - I'll fucking kill you. - Okay, okay, okay, man, okay. 236 00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:18,509 This is just the first time you've ever talked to me about a girl, man. 237 00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,602 Okay. 238 00:13:19,635 --> 00:13:22,037 She must be something special. What's her name? 239 00:13:24,573 --> 00:13:25,573 I don't know. 240 00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:28,310 Okay, well, that's a great start. 241 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:33,048 Hold up. I got an idea. 242 00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:34,917 [SIGHS] 243 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,252 [METAL CREAKING] 244 00:13:37,786 --> 00:13:39,255 It's all yours. 245 00:13:39,288 --> 00:13:41,756 [GASPS] Holy shit! 246 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:44,392 It's your dad's collection of titty mags! 247 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:45,461 Surreal. 248 00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:49,131 Whoo-wee! 1982. 249 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:50,900 So much hair. 250 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,435 I need a goddamn garbage bag! 251 00:13:53,469 --> 00:13:54,903 Hey. 252 00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:56,238 - Money. - Oh. 253 00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,441 Here. 254 00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,378 Guard these with your life, okay? With your life! 255 00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:06,015 All right? I'll be back for these later! 256 00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:12,288 [DOG BARKING] 257 00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:23,933 GIRL: You trying to break into my house? 258 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,335 No. 259 00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,637 No! 260 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,372 Just busting your balls. 261 00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:38,580 You gonna sit? 262 00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:40,115 Yeah. 263 00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:43,552 I, uh... 264 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:45,020 Oh, no. 265 00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:47,188 I just sold my last box. 266 00:14:47,222 --> 00:14:48,474 That's okay. 267 00:14:48,475 --> 00:14:49,725 [CHUCKLES] I'm just kidding. 268 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:50,859 I saved you one. 269 00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:52,561 It's the, uh, shitty coconut kind, 270 00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:55,163 you know, the one that tastes like asshole, 271 00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:57,499 but still, thought that counts or whatever. 272 00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:00,035 I'm fine with the asshole one. 273 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,470 Oh, God, I don't need that much. 274 00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:03,639 We had a deal. 275 00:15:04,272 --> 00:15:05,374 Right? 276 00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:09,144 Okay. 277 00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:11,213 Here's the rules. 278 00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:14,616 I don't like that romance shit, all right? 279 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:16,117 I don't like flowers. 280 00:15:16,151 --> 00:15:19,721 I don't want a stupid Valentine on Valentine's. 281 00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:22,023 I don't wanna hold your fat, sweaty hand all the time, 282 00:15:22,057 --> 00:15:23,843 and I'm never gonna cook for you 283 00:15:23,844 --> 00:15:26,528 unless I'm making something for myself. Got it? 284 00:15:26,561 --> 00:15:31,033 - Yeah. - And don't look at me like that. Shit. 285 00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,602 I, uh, don't know your name. 286 00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:35,204 Mine's Wayne. 287 00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:37,639 That is so weird. 288 00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:38,774 That's my name, too. 289 00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:41,493 - Really? - [CHUCKLES] No, dummy. 290 00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:42,744 [CHUCKLING] 291 00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:45,514 Del. My name's Del. 292 00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:49,651 And it ain't short for nothing. So don't ask. 293 00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,233 What are you gonna do with all that? 294 00:15:55,257 --> 00:15:56,958 It's for my campaign. 295 00:15:56,992 --> 00:15:58,159 I'm gonna be mayor. 296 00:15:58,193 --> 00:15:59,794 - Mayor? - I'm gonna run for Mayor 297 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:03,732 When I'm old enough, and then I'll be in charge of this shit-ass town, 298 00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:07,335 and none of these assholes will be able to tell me what to do anymore, 299 00:16:07,369 --> 00:16:10,105 including my asshole dad and my asshole brothers. 300 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,411 I'm gonna vote for you. 301 00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:30,526 Hey, do you, uh, do you wanna go cut some snakes in half with a shovel? 302 00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:32,460 Yes. 303 00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:42,104 I hate chores. 304 00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:44,873 So what are you gonna be? 305 00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,675 Oh, uh... 306 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,511 I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out still. 307 00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:50,979 What does your dad do? 308 00:16:51,013 --> 00:16:52,289 Aside from dying and everything? 309 00:16:52,313 --> 00:16:53,816 Would you do what he did? 310 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,751 Nah, his job is what got him sick. 311 00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:59,221 Okay, not that then. 312 00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:04,293 I don't wanna anything to do with my bitch-ass family, anyway. 313 00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:05,730 I'm gonna do everything I can 314 00:17:05,731 --> 00:17:07,862 to make sure nobody even knows I'm one of 'em. 315 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,631 I don't know. It's your family. 316 00:17:09,665 --> 00:17:11,799 Don't you need people to remind you who you are, 317 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:12,910 where you're from or whatever? 318 00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:14,169 - [MAN YELLS] - [WAYNE GRUNTS] 319 00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:15,971 DEL: Daddy! Daddy! 320 00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:17,506 Hey. Back off. 321 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:19,508 Uh-uh-uh. 322 00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,844 Whoa, what have we got here, huh? 323 00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:24,512 Who the fuck are you? 324 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,547 Who are ya? 325 00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:26,548 Who the fuck are ya? 326 00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:29,155 Now, why were his hands all over you, huh? 327 00:17:29,184 --> 00:17:30,752 No, they weren't, Daddy. Cut it out! 328 00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:31,787 Get away from me. 329 00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,557 I asked you a question, you pervert. Hmm? 330 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:36,892 Fucking pervert. 331 00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:38,193 Piece of crap fucking pervert! 332 00:17:38,226 --> 00:17:40,061 - Just let him up. - Back off! 333 00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,463 [DEL GRUNTS] 334 00:17:42,197 --> 00:17:43,665 Hey, look at me. 335 00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,135 [BOBBY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 336 00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:48,670 Oh, you a tough guy? 337 00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:50,405 You're so pretty. 338 00:17:50,439 --> 00:17:52,174 I'm gonna ask you one time. 339 00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:53,542 One fucking time. 340 00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:58,180 What the fuck are you doing alone 341 00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:00,415 with my 15-year-old daughter? 342 00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:03,218 - Buying some cookies. - Wayne, don't. 343 00:18:03,718 --> 00:18:05,020 What? 344 00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:07,155 I thought I fucking told you, Del. Huh? 345 00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,323 I'm sorry. 346 00:18:08,356 --> 00:18:11,093 Stop stealing and selling fucking cookies, 347 00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:12,126 - goddamn it! - I'm sorry. 348 00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:14,095 - Give it to me now. - It's mine. 349 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,372 You best watch your fucking mouth 350 00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:16,774 and give me that money, you little thief. 351 00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:17,966 I am not playing! 352 00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:19,644 - TEDDY: You think he's playing? - He ain't fucking playing! 353 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:21,970 Shut the fuck up, fucking shit for brains! 354 00:18:22,004 --> 00:18:23,739 - Fucking shit for brains. - Fucking... 355 00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:26,854 Give me that fucking money. 356 00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,682 Fuck. 357 00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:37,118 I'm raising a goddamn thief. 358 00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:39,454 Useless, like your fucking mother was, huh? 359 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:43,725 Move your ass! Move it! 360 00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:44,960 [DEL GRUNTING] 361 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:45,994 Hey, boys. 362 00:18:45,995 --> 00:18:46,995 [DEL WHIMPERING] 363 00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,730 You give this bitch-ass pervert 364 00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:51,165 every reason to not creep around my daughter no more. 365 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:53,335 Let's go. Move your fucking ass. 366 00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:57,038 - CARL: Uh-uh-uh. - Oh, this is gonna be fucking fun. 367 00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:58,140 You wanna creep my sister? 368 00:18:58,173 --> 00:18:59,408 Creep this, bitch. 369 00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:04,246 [WAYNE SR. LAUGHING] 370 00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:07,182 GAIL: Put that... Hey! 371 00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,426 - I don't play that. - [WAYNE SR. COUGHING] 372 00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:09,685 Shaking the bedpan at me. 373 00:19:09,718 --> 00:19:13,288 I will put that bedpan in your ass. 374 00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:16,357 Your father ain't funny. He thinks he's funny as hell. 375 00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:18,226 [WAYNE SR. CONTINUES COUGHING] 376 00:19:18,259 --> 00:19:21,263 Sweetie. What happened to your face? 377 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,325 Boy, it is getting hard to tell 378 00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:28,637 the old cuts and bruises from the new ones. 379 00:19:30,371 --> 00:19:31,571 Are you lookin' at my breasts? 380 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,909 Yes, ma'am. Sorry. 381 00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:36,044 [CHUCKLES] 382 00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:38,045 Young man, you gotta learn to lie once in a while. 383 00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:41,283 I know that ain't who you are, but it just might serve you 384 00:19:41,316 --> 00:19:43,352 to bend the truth here and there. 385 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,290 So, I had a visitor today. 386 00:19:48,323 --> 00:19:49,624 One ex-boyfriend of mine 387 00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:52,260 said some kid 'bout your age came to his house 388 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,962 and put two rocks in his window. 389 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:56,064 No. 390 00:19:56,098 --> 00:19:57,999 So that wasn't you? 391 00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:00,702 I didn't throw rocks. I threw ice. 392 00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:02,303 Okay... [CHUCKLES] 393 00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:04,273 That was your opportunity to lie. 394 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,110 I don't want you doin' that for me. 395 00:20:08,143 --> 00:20:09,510 But he cheated on you. 396 00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:12,714 Yes, and I broke up with him. 397 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,883 That's how that works. 398 00:20:15,884 --> 00:20:17,286 My messes are mine. 399 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,722 You got enough messes. 400 00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:27,429 Hey, you really mad? 401 00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:29,363 About what? 402 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,832 That I broke the windows. 403 00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:32,934 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 404 00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:36,672 I am very, very mad. 405 00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:38,874 See what I did there? 406 00:20:40,242 --> 00:20:41,410 Learn to do it. 407 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,746 I baked you a little something. It's in the kitchen. 408 00:20:51,386 --> 00:20:52,987 Hey, Dad. 409 00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:54,021 You awake? 410 00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:56,992 Oh. 411 00:20:57,025 --> 00:20:58,994 - Yeah, I'm awake. - I got pie. 412 00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,329 And spoons. 413 00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:02,564 That's nice. 414 00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:04,366 I'm not really hungry. 415 00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:06,701 But I wanna watch you eat it. 416 00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:07,903 Sit down. 417 00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,044 Eat. 418 00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:20,248 Sometimes I worry you don't eat nothing. 419 00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:21,950 At least now, I have proof, huh? 420 00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:24,619 [CHUCKLING] 421 00:21:25,954 --> 00:21:26,955 Check it out. 422 00:21:35,597 --> 00:21:38,967 Someone got lucky on a Pats bet and made rent. 423 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:44,906 Hey, two lucky sons of bitches, huh? Me and you? 424 00:21:46,674 --> 00:21:48,093 [CHUCKLES] 425 00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:49,511 Yeah. Lucky. 426 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,181 [FIREWORKS EXPLODING] 427 00:21:53,214 --> 00:21:54,850 Fuck me. 428 00:21:54,883 --> 00:21:56,728 Them two little Miller shits been lightin' those things off all day... 429 00:21:56,752 --> 00:21:58,853 [SHOUTING] Like it's the Fourth or something! 430 00:21:58,887 --> 00:22:00,989 [COUGHING] 431 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,226 No, no, no. 432 00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,529 Just sit down, eat. 433 00:22:07,562 --> 00:22:09,931 Talk... Talk with your father. 434 00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:11,600 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 435 00:22:14,469 --> 00:22:16,104 Just talk to your father. 436 00:22:23,878 --> 00:22:25,280 What's this picture of? 437 00:22:25,281 --> 00:22:26,681 Shit. 438 00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:29,418 I didn't want you to see that. 439 00:22:30,819 --> 00:22:32,721 Or maybe I did, I don't know. 440 00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:34,888 Give it here. 441 00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:39,127 I like the car. 442 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,829 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I did, too. 443 00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:42,964 Enough to buy it. 444 00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:45,333 It's mine. 445 00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:47,135 No fucking way. You bought a car? 446 00:22:47,169 --> 00:22:49,137 Didn't even get it home, though. 447 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,480 Your ma and that prick ran off with it 448 00:22:51,481 --> 00:22:53,207 pretty much the minute I paid for it. 449 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:54,709 Swear to God. 450 00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:56,945 Every few years, that godless cocksucker 451 00:22:56,978 --> 00:22:59,815 sends me a picture just to rub it in. 452 00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:03,318 So, that's what Ma looks like now. 453 00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:05,920 WAYNE SR.: Yeah, her thighs got fat. 454 00:23:05,954 --> 00:23:07,823 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 455 00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:13,228 You don't remember what she looked like? Your ma? 456 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:16,131 I was five. 457 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,602 Biggest shame for a father. 458 00:23:20,635 --> 00:23:22,938 Not having something to leave his son. 459 00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:28,176 You left me stuff, Dad. 460 00:23:30,311 --> 00:23:31,880 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 461 00:23:33,181 --> 00:23:34,683 I don't know about that. 462 00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:40,021 Still, that fucking car should've been yours. 463 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:43,089 Hey. 464 00:23:44,425 --> 00:23:48,196 Thank you for, you know, not being a big pussy about all this. 465 00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:49,931 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 466 00:23:50,665 --> 00:23:51,832 [FIREWORKS EXPLODING] 467 00:23:51,866 --> 00:23:54,068 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 468 00:23:54,102 --> 00:23:55,103 Fuck this. 469 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:57,371 Hey, hey, Wayne, don't go... Don't bother! 470 00:23:57,405 --> 00:23:58,739 - [DOOR OPENS] - Wayne! 471 00:23:58,772 --> 00:23:59,857 [COUGHING] 472 00:23:59,858 --> 00:24:00,942 [DOOR CLOSES] 473 00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:03,544 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 474 00:24:03,578 --> 00:24:05,413 [FIREWORKS WHISTLING] 475 00:24:05,446 --> 00:24:06,748 BOY 1: It's Wayne! 476 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:09,684 BOY 2: Book it! 477 00:24:23,064 --> 00:24:24,365 [MUSIC STOPS] 478 00:24:24,399 --> 00:24:26,768 [WIND WHISTLING] 479 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,990 - [DOOR CLOSES] - Hey, Dad. I stopped all the noise for you. 480 00:24:49,023 --> 00:24:52,327 I got some Roman candles and some M80s off those dipshits, too. 481 00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:56,998 Hey. Dad? 482 00:24:59,868 --> 00:25:00,902 Dad? 483 00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:03,771 [SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 484 00:25:03,805 --> 00:25:04,940 Dad? 485 00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:11,012 [INHALES DEEPLY] 486 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:19,220 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 487 00:25:47,515 --> 00:25:49,050 Goodbye, Dad. 488 00:26:14,308 --> 00:26:15,777 [DOOR CREAKING] 489 00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:24,886 [THE SWORD PLAYING] 490 00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:46,807 ♪ The battle rages ♪ ♪ But they fly in vain ♪ 491 00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:50,745 ♪ When all is done ♪ ♪ It must begin again ♪ 492 00:27:13,568 --> 00:27:15,003 [ENGINE REVVING] 493 00:27:24,312 --> 00:27:26,314 [INDISTINCT TALKING INSIDE] 494 00:27:27,949 --> 00:27:28,950 What? 495 00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,684 I got your rent. 496 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,553 Well, look at that. 497 00:27:32,587 --> 00:27:34,756 Just in the nick of time, dipshit. 498 00:27:35,389 --> 00:27:36,424 This all of it? 499 00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:37,992 I guess so. 500 00:27:38,025 --> 00:27:40,361 I guess I'll be your landlord for another month. 501 00:27:40,395 --> 00:27:42,396 Or until your dad... 502 00:27:42,430 --> 00:27:43,631 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 503 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:45,100 [INHALES SHARPLY] 504 00:27:51,572 --> 00:27:52,974 - HERNANDEZ: What the fuck? - _ 505 00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:54,155 _ 506 00:27:56,144 --> 00:27:57,955 You think that's fucking funny, you little prick? 507 00:27:57,979 --> 00:28:01,282 How about I throw your dad's sick ass out now, huh? 508 00:28:01,882 --> 00:28:03,651 Holy son of a bitch! 509 00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:05,253 Someone call 911! 510 00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:08,555 That's my retirement, you motherfucker! 511 00:28:08,589 --> 00:28:09,958 My house! 512 00:28:10,391 --> 00:28:11,693 What the fuck? 513 00:28:11,726 --> 00:28:13,861 Fuck your house, what about my titty mags? 514 00:28:13,895 --> 00:28:15,463 HERNANDEZ: My fucking house! 515 00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:17,232 The fire is spreading! 516 00:28:26,607 --> 00:28:28,009 What the fuck? 517 00:28:39,754 --> 00:28:41,289 Fuck. Fuck. 518 00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:46,494 [LAUGHING] 519 00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:50,235 CARL: Hey, Daddy, there's a little squirrel 520 00:28:50,236 --> 00:28:51,400 riding the dog like a horse! 521 00:28:51,432 --> 00:28:52,432 Come on! 522 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,003 [STAIRS CREAK] 523 00:28:57,338 --> 00:28:58,439 Who the hell was that? 524 00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:04,979 Wayne? What the fuck? 525 00:29:05,013 --> 00:29:06,156 You wanna go to Florida with me? 526 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,116 - Why? - To get my dad's car back. 527 00:29:08,149 --> 00:29:10,518 - What for? - 'Cause he wanted me to have it. 528 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:11,920 TEDDY: Del? 529 00:29:13,488 --> 00:29:14,522 I need a bikini. 530 00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:15,824 TEDDY: Del? 531 00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:23,106 - Who the hell's up there? - Just go up there and check then, you dick. 532 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:25,065 You check, you fucking dick. Fucking... 533 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,334 BOTH: Don't you fucking dare. 534 00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:29,370 Del, who's up there with you? 535 00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:31,105 I got a bat, bro! 536 00:29:31,138 --> 00:29:32,907 [MOUTHING] I don't have a bat. 537 00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:38,446 Got it! Wait, my headphones! 538 00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:39,948 Del! Answer me! 539 00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:41,715 Okay, let's go. 540 00:29:41,716 --> 00:29:42,716 Wait. 541 00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:44,685 Fuck this. I'm going up there. 542 00:29:44,718 --> 00:29:45,887 [STAIRS CREAK] 543 00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:47,855 [GRUNTS] 544 00:29:47,889 --> 00:29:49,290 [BROTHERS GROANING] 545 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:57,131 Sorry about your brothers. 546 00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:03,671 - [GRUNTS] - [GASPS] 547 00:30:03,704 --> 00:30:05,340 I'm gonna fucking kill you now! 548 00:30:09,377 --> 00:30:11,346 Those aren't gonna do you any good. 549 00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:13,447 [BOTH GRUNT] 550 00:30:13,481 --> 00:30:16,618 Those ain't gonna do you any good now neither, you dumb son of a bitch! 551 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,322 You! 552 00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:23,291 Wayne, don't hurt him. 553 00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:25,493 What did I tell you about seeing my fucking daughter? 554 00:30:27,461 --> 00:30:28,463 Huh? 555 00:30:35,903 --> 00:30:38,572 Really? Fireworks, you fucking pussy? 556 00:30:38,606 --> 00:30:40,108 Oh, fuck! 557 00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:42,977 Get on the bike. 558 00:30:44,211 --> 00:30:45,246 Wayne, you can't... 559 00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:46,281 Go. 560 00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:50,685 You fucking cocksucker! [SCREAMING] 561 00:30:53,654 --> 00:30:55,156 [GRUNTING] 562 00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:08,302 No, Daddy! Stop it! 563 00:31:08,303 --> 00:31:09,636 You shut up! 564 00:31:09,670 --> 00:31:11,204 [GRUNTING] 565 00:31:11,238 --> 00:31:13,007 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 566 00:31:15,676 --> 00:31:17,512 [GRUNTING] Fuck! 567 00:31:19,947 --> 00:31:21,582 [SCREAMS] 568 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,251 [SCREAMS] 569 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,489 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 570 00:31:32,459 --> 00:31:33,761 Fuck! 571 00:31:33,795 --> 00:31:36,163 Your dad ain't got no nose no more. 572 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:38,466 BOBBY: Goddamn it, you motherfucker! 573 00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:41,336 Fucking piece of shit, motherfucker. 574 00:31:41,369 --> 00:31:43,137 [BOBBY PANTING] 575 00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:46,975 Del. Del, don't go, please. 576 00:31:48,409 --> 00:31:49,743 Bye, Daddy. 577 00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,012 [ENGINE STARTS] 578 00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,481 Del! Del! 579 00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:56,617 Delilah! 580 00:31:57,718 --> 00:31:59,020 Delilah! 581 00:32:08,629 --> 00:32:10,465 [WIND WHISTLING] 582 00:32:21,442 --> 00:32:23,444 [RAP SONG PLAYING] 583 00:32:25,746 --> 00:32:29,850 Shane, I wanna see what else this motherfucker will eat. 584 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:32,120 All right, give him your sandwich. 585 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:34,622 But I don't wanna. 586 00:32:39,059 --> 00:32:41,396 Man, I got double meat on this motherfucker. 587 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:48,236 [ALLIGATOR GROWLING] 588 00:32:48,269 --> 00:32:50,070 I knew he wouldn't fucking eat it. 589 00:32:50,104 --> 00:32:52,773 Every time, man. You stupid. 590 00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:54,275 CALVIN: Reggie! 591 00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:56,276 Hey! 592 00:32:56,310 --> 00:33:00,348 Would you quit fucking with your alligator and get over here? 593 00:33:01,749 --> 00:33:03,818 Bunch of fucking dipshits. 594 00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:05,586 [BURPS] 595 00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:11,659 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 596 00:33:12,894 --> 00:33:13,994 What'd I do now? 597 00:33:14,028 --> 00:33:15,663 It's your birthday, right? 598 00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:18,699 Yeah, it is. 599 00:33:18,732 --> 00:33:20,401 Happy 18th, shithead. 600 00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:21,668 Seventeenth. 601 00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:22,702 Whatever. 602 00:33:48,195 --> 00:33:50,531 [ENGINE REVVING] 603 00:33:59,273 --> 00:34:00,508 [TRUCK HORN BLARING] 604 00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:07,815 [HORN CONTINUES BLARING] 605 00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:17,558 [ENGINE REVVING] 606 00:34:30,071 --> 00:34:31,371 [ENGINE REVVING] 607 00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:33,373 How the hell do we find Wayne? 608 00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,176 I'm sure there'll be a trail of blood. 609 00:34:36,077 --> 00:34:37,478 This car, it's in Florida? 610 00:34:38,412 --> 00:34:40,214 - We need to go. - Stop! Stop! 611 00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:41,749 Where's our sister, cop? 612 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,685 [ENGINE REVVING] 613 00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:46,445 Whoops. 614 00:34:46,454 --> 00:34:47,988 - [BARKING] - [GROWLS] 615 00:34:48,022 --> 00:34:49,590 [ALL EXCLAIM] 616 00:34:49,623 --> 00:34:50,691 KID: Run! 617 00:34:50,724 --> 00:34:51,792 [GROANS] 618 00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:52,893 - Fuck! - What the fuck? 619 00:34:52,927 --> 00:34:54,929 What the fuck? 620 00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:56,931 - Who's that? - That's fucking Wayne. 621 00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:02,202 If you wanna watch Wayne, subscribe to YouTube premium, 622 00:35:02,236 --> 00:35:03,904 get the first 30 days free. 623 00:35:03,938 --> 00:35:06,941 - Not 31, not 32, 30. - Don't be cheap. 624 00:35:06,942 --> 00:35:11,108 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 42198

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