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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ROCK MUSIC STOPS]
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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What?
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Screw off, you fucking freak.
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[DOGS BARKING]
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I said go.
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[SCOFFS]
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Get the fuck out of here!
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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- TEENAGER: What the fuck!
- You asshole!
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[MAN GRUNTS]
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Hey! Who did that, huh?
Who the fuck did that?
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You?
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Break my window, you bitch?
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You break my window? Huh?
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Why don't you answer
me, you little bitch?
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Answer me.
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[SPITS]
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What the fuck?
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Yeah!
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Now, get the fuck out of
here, before I fucking kill ya.
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[BONES CRACKING]
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[MAN PANTING]
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Man! What the fuck?
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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HERNANDEZ: Hey!
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Hey, boy! Come here!
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Hey, you hear me, boy?
I wanna talk to you.
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- I'm eating my lunch.
- Your father is not answering the door.
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I need my rent and that son
of a bitch is ducking me.
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Well, he can't answer. He's sick.
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I don't give two shits.
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Sick or not, he still
gotta pay his rent.
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[DOG SNIFFS AND WHIMPERS]
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Hey!
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I'll get it.
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He might not even be your
dad, I mean, I don't know.
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Lots of guys run in
and out of that house.
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- [DOG GROWLS]
- [HERNANDEZ SHRIEKS IN PAIN]
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Ow! Son of a bitch!
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You fucker! You did that
on purpose, you asshole!
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[SOBBING IN PAIN]
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Where the fuck you going, you fucker?
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Get back here, you son of a bitch!
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- Fuck you!
- [WAYNE SR. COUGHING]
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[HERNANDEZ CONTINUES SHOUTING]
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[WAYNE SR. CONTINUES COUGHING]
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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What?
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Shit!
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What, "What?"
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I'm tryin' to sell you some
goddamned cookies is what.
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I'm sorry. My dad's sleeping.
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Well, why the hell didn't
you just say that then? Shoot.
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Anyway, why's your dad
sleepin' in the middle
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of the day anyway? He lazy?
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Nah. He's got cancer.
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Well, can people with cancer
still eat cookies or whatever?
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He ain't been eatin' much lately.
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What about you? You like cookies,
or are you as weird as you look?
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- I like cookies.
- Great. We got, uh, this peanut butter kind
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coconut kind, which tastes
like dog shit, my opinion,
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some people like 'em.
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And, uh, there's lemon.
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So?
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Uh, you wanna come in?
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You ain't gonna do
anything weird, right?
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Weird, like what?
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Like some guy down on Torrey
asked if he could see my feet.
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I don't wanna see your feet.
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Yeah, whatever. It's fine, I guess.
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So, uh, you like music?
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Yeah, most. I mean, like rap...
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[PUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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So, uh, you got a boyfriend?
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Not really.
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You want me to be your boyfriend?
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I don't know. How tall are you?
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Pretty, uh... Pretty tall.
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Here.
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- Put your back up against mine.
- My what?
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Like this, dummy.
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[EXHALES]
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You got brothers or sisters?
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- Uh, a brother, I think.
- What do you mean, "I think"?
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He's in the Marines and, uh, he
hasn't called in a while, so...
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Oh, so he kills people then?
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Yeah, that's what
they do there, I guess.
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- Cool.
- You got a brother?
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Two.
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- What do they do?
- They're assholes.
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Okay.
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[EXHALES]
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So, uh, was I tall enough or what?
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So you gonna be my
girlfriend or whatever?
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You gonna buy some cookies or whatever?
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I wanna, but I don't got any money.
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So, get some then.
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[TRAIN PASSING BY]
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[TRAIN CHUGGING]
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Then find me.
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I'm in the shit-hole on Norton.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[METAL DETECTOR BEEPING]
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Wayne!
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Where you been?
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I'm, like, 20 minutes late.
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Like 20 minutes and three weeks.
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Hey, you still wanna buy my nunchuks?
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The real-deal legit ones?
From Japan? Hell, yeah.
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I just unloaded some rare Pokemon shit,
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so I'm flush right now.
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All right, come on.
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This ain't my lock.
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Ooh, hold up, hold up.
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Hey, girl.
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I got your back with
them Starbucks sandwiches.
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I'll see you at lunch with 'em?
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[CHUCKLES] Um, all right, Orlando.
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[CHUCKLES] Um, I'll see you.
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What happened to her? With the...
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She got something
messed up in her spine.
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See, I've been puttin' in that work
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'cause I heard she's getting
it took off in like six months.
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Guess what I noticed nobody else did?
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She fine as hell under that, man.
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Plus, you know, I'm into all
that sci-fi comic-book type stuff.
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So, she's little like
a super-fine cyborg.
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Ain't you, girl?
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So, you just carry around a hammer, huh?
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I have a hammer.
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This ain't my stuff.
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Obviously. There's actual books in it.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Would you shut the fuck up, please?
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Hey, we don't talk like that in here.
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I said, "please."
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Where's all my stuff?
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Jesus, Wayne! You can't
just walk in here like that.
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- Now, get out of here, I'll talk to you later.
- Go wait outside.
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Hey, Darren, Scott. Sit down, right now.
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No disrespect, but that crazy
fool will come to my house.
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You won't.
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Why do I even bother?
Go ahead, get outta here.
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Sit... No, sit right down there.
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Keep quiet.
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Jesus H, Wayne. You can't do that!
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All my stuff from my locker's gone.
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All right? And somebody
took my nunchuks.
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You shouldn't have brought
your nunchucks into school.
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All right? I don't know where they are.
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Okay? These kids, they steal everything.
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They stole Mrs. Healy's
shoes a few weeks ago.
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Okay, they're not cool shoes.
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They're old lady, teacher shoes.
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Wayne, Wayne, sit down, talk to me.
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I could have called Truancy, like,
five times by now and I haven't.
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How's your dad doing?
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You know that me and your
dad go way back, right?
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Yep.
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He calls you "Butthole Tommy Cole."
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Yes. And thanks to him, that
tradition has been passed on
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to this generation of students.
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He also beat me up.
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Beat the shit out of me
at my own birthday party.
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[BOYS GRUNTING OUTSIDE]
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Knock it off!
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Knock it off! I swear to God...
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Cut that shit out right now!
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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I know I'm not supposed
to, but I hate those kids.
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Like, real... [SIGHS] Like, adult hate.
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It's like... [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
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Where was I?
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Talking about my dad beating your ass.
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Right.
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Thing is, for every time
your dad beat my ass,
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he beat someone else's for me two-fold.
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Now, he was an asshole. No doubt.
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But he also couldn't stand for anybody
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getting away with doing something wrong.
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Does that sound like
anybody else we know?
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[SARCASTICALLY] Could
I offer you a banana?
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- Sorry.
- Go ahead, have it. I got another one.
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It's at home.
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Listen, Wayne, there's
always gonna be people
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doing rotten stuff to other people,
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but you got to let the proper
people handle it the proper way.
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People like me and the law...
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Well, no one handled it for my dad.
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[SIGHS] Well, nobody likes the
way that that went down, okay?
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Everybody knows that work
is what made him sick.
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And everybody knows that he got
screwed in court. It wasn't right.
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Listen, you have every reason to be mad.
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- Your mom takin' off...
- Yeah, I don't care about her, okay?
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[SIGHS]
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If you run around righting
wrongs all your life,
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that'll be your life.
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And I know it's easy to
follow in family footsteps,
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but you don't have to.
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What should I be then?
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I don't know, man.
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Just don't be like those two dickheads.
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[BOYS GRUNTING]
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ORLANDO: I'm not lying, man.
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Those Pokemon cards are
real. And they change...
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- GIRL: Leave him alone!
- ORLANDO: Come on! Stop!
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- BOY: Chill out, robot girl.
- Come on.
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- What you want, huh?
- Why aren't you trying?
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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What the hell is going on down there?
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Wayne. Wayne, we just talked about this.
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Wayne.
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Wayne!
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[SCREAMS]
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Well, you will not be
going back to that school.
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I'm sorry, I ruined your lunch date.
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What about you? You just come to school
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just to knock people's
teeth out or what?
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I need to get money.
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- For what?
- Cookies.
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Cookies?
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Yeah, if I buy cookies from this
girl, uh, she might go out with me.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Holy shit! My man Wayne, on the prowl.
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Stop.
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Look at you, all grown up, man.
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So, uh, important question.
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Do you know where to find the
boobies on the lady? You know...
235
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- I'll fucking kill you.
- Okay, okay, okay, man, okay.
236
00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:18,509
This is just the first time you've
ever talked to me about a girl, man.
237
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,602
Okay.
238
00:13:19,635 --> 00:13:22,037
She must be something
special. What's her name?
239
00:13:24,573 --> 00:13:25,573
I don't know.
240
00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:28,310
Okay, well, that's a great start.
241
00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:33,048
Hold up. I got an idea.
242
00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:34,917
[SIGHS]
243
00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,252
[METAL CREAKING]
244
00:13:37,786 --> 00:13:39,255
It's all yours.
245
00:13:39,288 --> 00:13:41,756
[GASPS] Holy shit!
246
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:44,392
It's your dad's
collection of titty mags!
247
00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:45,461
Surreal.
248
00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:49,131
Whoo-wee! 1982.
249
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:50,900
So much hair.
250
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,435
I need a goddamn garbage bag!
251
00:13:53,469 --> 00:13:54,903
Hey.
252
00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:56,238
- Money.
- Oh.
253
00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,441
Here.
254
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,378
Guard these with your
life, okay? With your life!
255
00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:06,015
All right? I'll be back for these later!
256
00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:12,288
[DOG BARKING]
257
00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:23,933
GIRL: You trying to break into my house?
258
00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,335
No.
259
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,637
No!
260
00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,372
Just busting your balls.
261
00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:38,580
You gonna sit?
262
00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:40,115
Yeah.
263
00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:43,552
I, uh...
264
00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:45,020
Oh, no.
265
00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:47,188
I just sold my last box.
266
00:14:47,222 --> 00:14:48,474
That's okay.
267
00:14:48,475 --> 00:14:49,725
[CHUCKLES] I'm just kidding.
268
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:50,859
I saved you one.
269
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:52,561
It's the, uh, shitty coconut kind,
270
00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:55,163
you know, the one that
tastes like asshole,
271
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:57,499
but still, thought
that counts or whatever.
272
00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:00,035
I'm fine with the asshole one.
273
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,470
Oh, God, I don't need that much.
274
00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:03,639
We had a deal.
275
00:15:04,272 --> 00:15:05,374
Right?
276
00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:09,144
Okay.
277
00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:11,213
Here's the rules.
278
00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:14,616
I don't like that
romance shit, all right?
279
00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:16,117
I don't like flowers.
280
00:15:16,151 --> 00:15:19,721
I don't want a stupid
Valentine on Valentine's.
281
00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:22,023
I don't wanna hold your fat,
sweaty hand all the time,
282
00:15:22,057 --> 00:15:23,843
and I'm never gonna cook for you
283
00:15:23,844 --> 00:15:26,528
unless I'm making something
for myself. Got it?
284
00:15:26,561 --> 00:15:31,033
- Yeah.
- And don't look at me like that. Shit.
285
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,602
I, uh, don't know your name.
286
00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:35,204
Mine's Wayne.
287
00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:37,639
That is so weird.
288
00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:38,774
That's my name, too.
289
00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:41,493
- Really?
- [CHUCKLES] No, dummy.
290
00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:42,744
[CHUCKLING]
291
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:45,514
Del. My name's Del.
292
00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:49,651
And it ain't short for
nothing. So don't ask.
293
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,233
What are you gonna do with all that?
294
00:15:55,257 --> 00:15:56,958
It's for my campaign.
295
00:15:56,992 --> 00:15:58,159
I'm gonna be mayor.
296
00:15:58,193 --> 00:15:59,794
- Mayor?
- I'm gonna run for Mayor
297
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:03,732
When I'm old enough, and then I'll
be in charge of this shit-ass town,
298
00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:07,335
and none of these assholes will be
able to tell me what to do anymore,
299
00:16:07,369 --> 00:16:10,105
including my asshole dad
and my asshole brothers.
300
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,411
I'm gonna vote for you.
301
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:30,526
Hey, do you, uh, do you wanna go cut
some snakes in half with a shovel?
302
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:32,460
Yes.
303
00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:42,104
I hate chores.
304
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:44,873
So what are you gonna be?
305
00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,675
Oh, uh...
306
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,511
I don't know. I'm trying
to figure it out still.
307
00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:50,979
What does your dad do?
308
00:16:51,013 --> 00:16:52,289
Aside from dying and everything?
309
00:16:52,313 --> 00:16:53,816
Would you do what he did?
310
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,751
Nah, his job is what got him sick.
311
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:59,221
Okay, not that then.
312
00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:04,293
I don't wanna anything to do
with my bitch-ass family, anyway.
313
00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:05,730
I'm gonna do everything I can
314
00:17:05,731 --> 00:17:07,862
to make sure nobody even
knows I'm one of 'em.
315
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,631
I don't know. It's your family.
316
00:17:09,665 --> 00:17:11,799
Don't you need people to
remind you who you are,
317
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:12,910
where you're from or whatever?
318
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:14,169
- [MAN YELLS]
- [WAYNE GRUNTS]
319
00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:15,971
DEL: Daddy! Daddy!
320
00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:17,506
Hey. Back off.
321
00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:19,508
Uh-uh-uh.
322
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,844
Whoa, what have we got here, huh?
323
00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:24,512
Who the fuck are you?
324
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,547
Who are ya?
325
00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:26,548
Who the fuck are ya?
326
00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:29,155
Now, why were his
hands all over you, huh?
327
00:17:29,184 --> 00:17:30,752
No, they weren't, Daddy. Cut it out!
328
00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:31,787
Get away from me.
329
00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,557
I asked you a question,
you pervert. Hmm?
330
00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:36,892
Fucking pervert.
331
00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:38,193
Piece of crap fucking pervert!
332
00:17:38,226 --> 00:17:40,061
- Just let him up.
- Back off!
333
00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,463
[DEL GRUNTS]
334
00:17:42,197 --> 00:17:43,665
Hey, look at me.
335
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,135
[BOBBY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
336
00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:48,670
Oh, you a tough guy?
337
00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:50,405
You're so pretty.
338
00:17:50,439 --> 00:17:52,174
I'm gonna ask you one time.
339
00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:53,542
One fucking time.
340
00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:58,180
What the fuck are you doing alone
341
00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:00,415
with my 15-year-old daughter?
342
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:03,218
- Buying some cookies.
- Wayne, don't.
343
00:18:03,718 --> 00:18:05,020
What?
344
00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:07,155
I thought I fucking told you, Del. Huh?
345
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,323
I'm sorry.
346
00:18:08,356 --> 00:18:11,093
Stop stealing and
selling fucking cookies,
347
00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:12,126
- goddamn it!
- I'm sorry.
348
00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:14,095
- Give it to me now.
- It's mine.
349
00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,372
You best watch your fucking mouth
350
00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:16,774
and give me that
money, you little thief.
351
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:17,966
I am not playing!
352
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:19,644
- TEDDY: You think he's playing?
- He ain't fucking playing!
353
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:21,970
Shut the fuck up,
fucking shit for brains!
354
00:18:22,004 --> 00:18:23,739
- Fucking shit for brains.
- Fucking...
355
00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:26,854
Give me that fucking money.
356
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,682
Fuck.
357
00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:37,118
I'm raising a goddamn thief.
358
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:39,454
Useless, like your
fucking mother was, huh?
359
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:43,725
Move your ass! Move it!
360
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:44,960
[DEL GRUNTING]
361
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:45,994
Hey, boys.
362
00:18:45,995 --> 00:18:46,995
[DEL WHIMPERING]
363
00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,730
You give this bitch-ass pervert
364
00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:51,165
every reason to not creep
around my daughter no more.
365
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:53,335
Let's go. Move your fucking ass.
366
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:57,038
- CARL: Uh-uh-uh.
- Oh, this is gonna be fucking fun.
367
00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:58,140
You wanna creep my sister?
368
00:18:58,173 --> 00:18:59,408
Creep this, bitch.
369
00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:04,246
[WAYNE SR. LAUGHING]
370
00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:07,182
GAIL: Put that... Hey!
371
00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,426
- I don't play that.
- [WAYNE SR. COUGHING]
372
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:09,685
Shaking the bedpan at me.
373
00:19:09,718 --> 00:19:13,288
I will put that bedpan in your ass.
374
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:16,357
Your father ain't funny. He
thinks he's funny as hell.
375
00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:18,226
[WAYNE SR. CONTINUES COUGHING]
376
00:19:18,259 --> 00:19:21,263
Sweetie. What happened to your face?
377
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,325
Boy, it is getting hard to tell
378
00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:28,637
the old cuts and bruises
from the new ones.
379
00:19:30,371 --> 00:19:31,571
Are you lookin' at my breasts?
380
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,909
Yes, ma'am. Sorry.
381
00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:36,044
[CHUCKLES]
382
00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:38,045
Young man, you gotta learn
to lie once in a while.
383
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:41,283
I know that ain't who you are,
but it just might serve you
384
00:19:41,316 --> 00:19:43,352
to bend the truth here and there.
385
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,290
So, I had a visitor today.
386
00:19:48,323 --> 00:19:49,624
One ex-boyfriend of mine
387
00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:52,260
said some kid 'bout your
age came to his house
388
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,962
and put two rocks in his window.
389
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:56,064
No.
390
00:19:56,098 --> 00:19:57,999
So that wasn't you?
391
00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:00,702
I didn't throw rocks. I threw ice.
392
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:02,303
Okay... [CHUCKLES]
393
00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:04,273
That was your opportunity to lie.
394
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,110
I don't want you doin' that for me.
395
00:20:08,143 --> 00:20:09,510
But he cheated on you.
396
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:12,714
Yes, and I broke up with him.
397
00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,883
That's how that works.
398
00:20:15,884 --> 00:20:17,286
My messes are mine.
399
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,722
You got enough messes.
400
00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:27,429
Hey, you really mad?
401
00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:29,363
About what?
402
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,832
That I broke the windows.
403
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:32,934
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
404
00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:36,672
I am very, very mad.
405
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:38,874
See what I did there?
406
00:20:40,242 --> 00:20:41,410
Learn to do it.
407
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,746
I baked you a little
something. It's in the kitchen.
408
00:20:51,386 --> 00:20:52,987
Hey, Dad.
409
00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:54,021
You awake?
410
00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:56,992
Oh.
411
00:20:57,025 --> 00:20:58,994
- Yeah, I'm awake.
- I got pie.
412
00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,329
And spoons.
413
00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:02,564
That's nice.
414
00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:04,366
I'm not really hungry.
415
00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:06,701
But I wanna watch you eat it.
416
00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:07,903
Sit down.
417
00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,044
Eat.
418
00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:20,248
Sometimes I worry you don't eat nothing.
419
00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:21,950
At least now, I have proof, huh?
420
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:24,619
[CHUCKLING]
421
00:21:25,954 --> 00:21:26,955
Check it out.
422
00:21:35,597 --> 00:21:38,967
Someone got lucky on a
Pats bet and made rent.
423
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:44,906
Hey, two lucky sons of
bitches, huh? Me and you?
424
00:21:46,674 --> 00:21:48,093
[CHUCKLES]
425
00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:49,511
Yeah. Lucky.
426
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,181
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]
427
00:21:53,214 --> 00:21:54,850
Fuck me.
428
00:21:54,883 --> 00:21:56,728
Them two little Miller shits been
lightin' those things off all day...
429
00:21:56,752 --> 00:21:58,853
[SHOUTING] Like it's
the Fourth or something!
430
00:21:58,887 --> 00:22:00,989
[COUGHING]
431
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,226
No, no, no.
432
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,529
Just sit down, eat.
433
00:22:07,562 --> 00:22:09,931
Talk... Talk with your father.
434
00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:11,600
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
435
00:22:14,469 --> 00:22:16,104
Just talk to your father.
436
00:22:23,878 --> 00:22:25,280
What's this picture of?
437
00:22:25,281 --> 00:22:26,681
Shit.
438
00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:29,418
I didn't want you to see that.
439
00:22:30,819 --> 00:22:32,721
Or maybe I did, I don't know.
440
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:34,888
Give it here.
441
00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:39,127
I like the car.
442
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,829
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I did, too.
443
00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:42,964
Enough to buy it.
444
00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:45,333
It's mine.
445
00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:47,135
No fucking way. You bought a car?
446
00:22:47,169 --> 00:22:49,137
Didn't even get it home, though.
447
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,480
Your ma and that prick ran off with it
448
00:22:51,481 --> 00:22:53,207
pretty much the minute I paid for it.
449
00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:54,709
Swear to God.
450
00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:56,945
Every few years, that godless cocksucker
451
00:22:56,978 --> 00:22:59,815
sends me a picture just to rub it in.
452
00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:03,318
So, that's what Ma looks like now.
453
00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:05,920
WAYNE SR.: Yeah, her thighs got fat.
454
00:23:05,954 --> 00:23:07,823
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
455
00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:13,228
You don't remember what
she looked like? Your ma?
456
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:16,131
I was five.
457
00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,602
Biggest shame for a father.
458
00:23:20,635 --> 00:23:22,938
Not having something to leave his son.
459
00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:28,176
You left me stuff, Dad.
460
00:23:30,311 --> 00:23:31,880
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
461
00:23:33,181 --> 00:23:34,683
I don't know about that.
462
00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:40,021
Still, that fucking car
should've been yours.
463
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:43,089
Hey.
464
00:23:44,425 --> 00:23:48,196
Thank you for, you know, not
being a big pussy about all this.
465
00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:49,931
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
466
00:23:50,665 --> 00:23:51,832
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]
467
00:23:51,866 --> 00:23:54,068
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
468
00:23:54,102 --> 00:23:55,103
Fuck this.
469
00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:57,371
Hey, hey, Wayne, don't
go... Don't bother!
470
00:23:57,405 --> 00:23:58,739
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Wayne!
471
00:23:58,772 --> 00:23:59,857
[COUGHING]
472
00:23:59,858 --> 00:24:00,942
[DOOR CLOSES]
473
00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:03,544
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
474
00:24:03,578 --> 00:24:05,413
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]
475
00:24:05,446 --> 00:24:06,748
BOY 1: It's Wayne!
476
00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:09,684
BOY 2: Book it!
477
00:24:23,064 --> 00:24:24,365
[MUSIC STOPS]
478
00:24:24,399 --> 00:24:26,768
[WIND WHISTLING]
479
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,990
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Hey, Dad. I stopped all the noise for you.
480
00:24:49,023 --> 00:24:52,327
I got some Roman candles and
some M80s off those dipshits, too.
481
00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:56,998
Hey. Dad?
482
00:24:59,868 --> 00:25:00,902
Dad?
483
00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:03,771
[SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
484
00:25:03,805 --> 00:25:04,940
Dad?
485
00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:11,012
[INHALES DEEPLY]
486
00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:19,220
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
487
00:25:47,515 --> 00:25:49,050
Goodbye, Dad.
488
00:26:14,308 --> 00:26:15,777
[DOOR CREAKING]
489
00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:24,886
[THE SWORD PLAYING]
490
00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:46,807
♪ The battle rages ♪
♪ But they fly in vain ♪
491
00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:50,745
♪ When all is done ♪
♪ It must begin again ♪
492
00:27:13,568 --> 00:27:15,003
[ENGINE REVVING]
493
00:27:24,312 --> 00:27:26,314
[INDISTINCT TALKING INSIDE]
494
00:27:27,949 --> 00:27:28,950
What?
495
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,684
I got your rent.
496
00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,553
Well, look at that.
497
00:27:32,587 --> 00:27:34,756
Just in the nick of time, dipshit.
498
00:27:35,389 --> 00:27:36,424
This all of it?
499
00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:37,992
I guess so.
500
00:27:38,025 --> 00:27:40,361
I guess I'll be your
landlord for another month.
501
00:27:40,395 --> 00:27:42,396
Or until your dad...
502
00:27:42,430 --> 00:27:43,631
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
503
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:45,100
[INHALES SHARPLY]
504
00:27:51,572 --> 00:27:52,974
- HERNANDEZ: What the fuck?
- _
505
00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:54,155
_
506
00:27:56,144 --> 00:27:57,955
You think that's fucking
funny, you little prick?
507
00:27:57,979 --> 00:28:01,282
How about I throw your
dad's sick ass out now, huh?
508
00:28:01,882 --> 00:28:03,651
Holy son of a bitch!
509
00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:05,253
Someone call 911!
510
00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:08,555
That's my retirement, you motherfucker!
511
00:28:08,589 --> 00:28:09,958
My house!
512
00:28:10,391 --> 00:28:11,693
What the fuck?
513
00:28:11,726 --> 00:28:13,861
Fuck your house, what
about my titty mags?
514
00:28:13,895 --> 00:28:15,463
HERNANDEZ: My fucking house!
515
00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:17,232
The fire is spreading!
516
00:28:26,607 --> 00:28:28,009
What the fuck?
517
00:28:39,754 --> 00:28:41,289
Fuck. Fuck.
518
00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:46,494
[LAUGHING]
519
00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:50,235
CARL: Hey, Daddy,
there's a little squirrel
520
00:28:50,236 --> 00:28:51,400
riding the dog like a horse!
521
00:28:51,432 --> 00:28:52,432
Come on!
522
00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,003
[STAIRS CREAK]
523
00:28:57,338 --> 00:28:58,439
Who the hell was that?
524
00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:04,979
Wayne? What the fuck?
525
00:29:05,013 --> 00:29:06,156
You wanna go to Florida with me?
526
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,116
- Why?
- To get my dad's car back.
527
00:29:08,149 --> 00:29:10,518
- What for?
- 'Cause he wanted me to have it.
528
00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:11,920
TEDDY: Del?
529
00:29:13,488 --> 00:29:14,522
I need a bikini.
530
00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:15,824
TEDDY: Del?
531
00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:23,106
- Who the hell's up there?
- Just go up there and check then, you dick.
532
00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:25,065
You check, you fucking dick. Fucking...
533
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,334
BOTH: Don't you fucking dare.
534
00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:29,370
Del, who's up there with you?
535
00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:31,105
I got a bat, bro!
536
00:29:31,138 --> 00:29:32,907
[MOUTHING] I don't have a bat.
537
00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:38,446
Got it! Wait, my headphones!
538
00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:39,948
Del! Answer me!
539
00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:41,715
Okay, let's go.
540
00:29:41,716 --> 00:29:42,716
Wait.
541
00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:44,685
Fuck this. I'm going up there.
542
00:29:44,718 --> 00:29:45,887
[STAIRS CREAK]
543
00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:47,855
[GRUNTS]
544
00:29:47,889 --> 00:29:49,290
[BROTHERS GROANING]
545
00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:57,131
Sorry about your brothers.
546
00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:03,671
- [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
547
00:30:03,704 --> 00:30:05,340
I'm gonna fucking kill you now!
548
00:30:09,377 --> 00:30:11,346
Those aren't gonna do you any good.
549
00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:13,447
[BOTH GRUNT]
550
00:30:13,481 --> 00:30:16,618
Those ain't gonna do you any good
now neither, you dumb son of a bitch!
551
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,322
You!
552
00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:23,291
Wayne, don't hurt him.
553
00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:25,493
What did I tell you about
seeing my fucking daughter?
554
00:30:27,461 --> 00:30:28,463
Huh?
555
00:30:35,903 --> 00:30:38,572
Really? Fireworks, you fucking pussy?
556
00:30:38,606 --> 00:30:40,108
Oh, fuck!
557
00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:42,977
Get on the bike.
558
00:30:44,211 --> 00:30:45,246
Wayne, you can't...
559
00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:46,281
Go.
560
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:50,685
You fucking cocksucker! [SCREAMING]
561
00:30:53,654 --> 00:30:55,156
[GRUNTING]
562
00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:08,302
No, Daddy! Stop it!
563
00:31:08,303 --> 00:31:09,636
You shut up!
564
00:31:09,670 --> 00:31:11,204
[GRUNTING]
565
00:31:11,238 --> 00:31:13,007
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
566
00:31:15,676 --> 00:31:17,512
[GRUNTING] Fuck!
567
00:31:19,947 --> 00:31:21,582
[SCREAMS]
568
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,251
[SCREAMS]
569
00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,489
[CONTINUES SCREAMING]
570
00:31:32,459 --> 00:31:33,761
Fuck!
571
00:31:33,795 --> 00:31:36,163
Your dad ain't got no nose no more.
572
00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:38,466
BOBBY: Goddamn it, you motherfucker!
573
00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:41,336
Fucking piece of shit, motherfucker.
574
00:31:41,369 --> 00:31:43,137
[BOBBY PANTING]
575
00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:46,975
Del. Del, don't go, please.
576
00:31:48,409 --> 00:31:49,743
Bye, Daddy.
577
00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,012
[ENGINE STARTS]
578
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,481
Del! Del!
579
00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:56,617
Delilah!
580
00:31:57,718 --> 00:31:59,020
Delilah!
581
00:32:08,629 --> 00:32:10,465
[WIND WHISTLING]
582
00:32:21,442 --> 00:32:23,444
[RAP SONG PLAYING]
583
00:32:25,746 --> 00:32:29,850
Shane, I wanna see what else
this motherfucker will eat.
584
00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:32,120
All right, give him your sandwich.
585
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:34,622
But I don't wanna.
586
00:32:39,059 --> 00:32:41,396
Man, I got double meat
on this motherfucker.
587
00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:48,236
[ALLIGATOR GROWLING]
588
00:32:48,269 --> 00:32:50,070
I knew he wouldn't fucking eat it.
589
00:32:50,104 --> 00:32:52,773
Every time, man. You stupid.
590
00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:54,275
CALVIN: Reggie!
591
00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:56,276
Hey!
592
00:32:56,310 --> 00:33:00,348
Would you quit fucking with
your alligator and get over here?
593
00:33:01,749 --> 00:33:03,818
Bunch of fucking dipshits.
594
00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:05,586
[BURPS]
595
00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:11,659
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
596
00:33:12,894 --> 00:33:13,994
What'd I do now?
597
00:33:14,028 --> 00:33:15,663
It's your birthday, right?
598
00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:18,699
Yeah, it is.
599
00:33:18,732 --> 00:33:20,401
Happy 18th, shithead.
600
00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:21,668
Seventeenth.
601
00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:22,702
Whatever.
602
00:33:48,195 --> 00:33:50,531
[ENGINE REVVING]
603
00:33:59,273 --> 00:34:00,508
[TRUCK HORN BLARING]
604
00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:07,815
[HORN CONTINUES BLARING]
605
00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:17,558
[ENGINE REVVING]
606
00:34:30,071 --> 00:34:31,371
[ENGINE REVVING]
607
00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:33,373
How the hell do we find Wayne?
608
00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,176
I'm sure there'll be a trail of blood.
609
00:34:36,077 --> 00:34:37,478
This car, it's in Florida?
610
00:34:38,412 --> 00:34:40,214
- We need to go.
- Stop! Stop!
611
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:41,749
Where's our sister, cop?
612
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,685
[ENGINE REVVING]
613
00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:46,445
Whoops.
614
00:34:46,454 --> 00:34:47,988
- [BARKING]
- [GROWLS]
615
00:34:48,022 --> 00:34:49,590
[ALL EXCLAIM]
616
00:34:49,623 --> 00:34:50,691
KID: Run!
617
00:34:50,724 --> 00:34:51,792
[GROANS]
618
00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:52,893
- Fuck!
- What the fuck?
619
00:34:52,927 --> 00:34:54,929
What the fuck?
620
00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:56,931
- Who's that?
- That's fucking Wayne.
621
00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:02,202
If you wanna watch Wayne,
subscribe to YouTube premium,
622
00:35:02,236 --> 00:35:03,904
get the first 30 days free.
623
00:35:03,938 --> 00:35:06,941
- Not 31, not 32, 30.
- Don't be cheap.
624
00:35:06,942 --> 00:35:11,108
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