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My name is Bao Bao

I've been spending my whole life cleaning,

washing,

tidying,

sorting,

planning,

and scheduling.

In the past 27 years, 6 months, and 21 days

I have made 80301 plans for myself

and fulfilled them all in time.

I teach children to play the piano.

But in others' eyes, I'm like a monster.

Everyone hates me.

Here class begins.

Even my students

don't like me either.

His students didn't show up for class again.

No one wants to take his class.

I mean what is he doing here?

Something's wrong with him.

Just stay for an hour,

whether the students come or not.

I can't even stand hugging people

for the countless germs on the skin.

Hugging is not hygienic.

Either way, I haven't been hugged

and I don't know what it feels like.

Every night,

I sit on the balcony

watching the people at the next building.

I also want to chat with friends

or cook a dinner with loved ones.

If only there's someone who would talk to me.

Could you talk to me?

Sorry I don't understand what you're talking about.

Sometimes I really want to stop all of this.

Stop cleaning, stop sorting, and stop planning,

and just be a normal person.

So that my life can be less lonely.

But I can't handle it.

Today, I'm gonna put an end to all of this

by making one last plan for myself.

Hello, is this the cremation service?

I'd like to know

what is needed to process a cremation?

It requires the valid identity documents...

and a portrait of the deceased.

What is your relationship to the deceased?

I am the deceased himself.

Hello.

I ordered a funeral car.

I want to double check the order.

Please come to the Starting Point Instrument Center

and pick up the body at 6 pm this afternoon.

Please be on time.

Besides,

the message in the funeral wreath must be in Simsun typeface.

Thanks.

Finally,

it comes to an end.

The girl's name is Song Wennuan.

I didn't even know her 2 hours ago.

And I could never know that...

she would be the one...

who spoils my plan.

Ohhh my god!

Ohh my hair

can't get dirty.

Using my core muscles

to stop from falling into water.

Yes, she did.

The first accident in my life.

What a lousy rider!

Don't you see I am here?

Oh hell! See?

You've destroyed my motorcycle.

I am telling you

you must make it up for me.

Don't you touch my stuff.

Starting Point Instruments Center.

Bao Bao.

I'll come for you when I've done my business.

Hey! Stop!

Hey guys! How are you doing!

Welcome to the audition for the King of Original Songs music contest.

Today, we'll witness singer-songwriters compete against each other on this stage.

And the competition is about

improvisation!

Contestant No.6 Song Wennuan.

What is your music about?

Go for it!

On the Road.

Now the floor is yours.

Who's she?

Dunno

We're all on the road

Of chasing dreams

Some people are running

Some people are singing

Some people are running and singing

And losing their minds

Stop it!

Why are you here?

I am here for my stuff.

When I finish my song

I have no time to wait for you.

A musical play.

Fancy!

Today we're having the contest

And I was riding so fast

Crashed into a bad guy by accident

He wasn't good-looking

And his haircut was funny

His way of dressing is strange

But you can call him a cutie

Don't call me cutie!

Cutie!

Don't go after me

Even though you crashed into me

I'll save my anger from you

What? Bullshit!

You crashed into me alright?

Whatever, just give me my documents.

This is enough already

You have to pay for the repair

And everyone is watching

You want to bully me by numbers?

Fine see what you make me do!

This is my flow

I dare you

See my muscles

You better leave

To the south

Miss the north

Or go back to the hometown

You didn't know

That is a one-way road

If I call the police,

you'll lose 3 points and your driver's license

A driver's license is not for this vehicle.

That street has no dedicated driveway alright?

Can you just cut the crap?

What do you want?

I want my bag.

Will you finish the song with me?

I have no time.

Today is a big day for me.

I can not be late.

I need to set aside 30 secs for a pee.

I have been preparing so long for this plan.

I'm begging you.

Please give me my documents.

Do you want the ID card?

Yes

Do you want the working card?

Yes

Do you want the household register?

Yes

Do you want all the documents?

Do you want the ID card?

Yes

Do you want the working card?

Yes

Do you want the household register?

Yes

Do you want all the documents?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I want them all

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I want them all

Yes

We are all on the road of chasing dreams

Some people are happy

Some people are sad

Some people are happy and sad

We are all the same

That was brilliant!

Your performance was brilliant!

Look!

Your online favorability rating ahead of others.

You're ranked No. 1 in this group.

So the next round is open for you!

It was full of emotion

and so fluent!

Especially your partner,

he was so natural!

He was acting...

like you really...

took away his stuffs.

Where is he?

He went away.

He's so engaged in the act.

Go for him and get prepared for the rematch.

Director,

he's not my partner.

I'll go for the next round by myself.

Hey!

It's quite selfish!

You wanna solo with a little new fame?

You qualified for the next round mostly because of your partner.

Come here you see?

People are voting for both of you.

If you go solo now

I'm afraid that...

you won't get a rematch.

No!

He's my partner.

I'll go and get him right now.

Starting Point Instruments Center.

Rush to die?

Yes.

What do you want?

What are you doing?

I'm going to die.

You can't die.

Don't touch me!

It hurts.

You can't die anyway!

I'm going to kill you!

Ah!

Give it to me!

No!

Give it to me! Give it to me!

No!

There is no way for you to die.

My plan...

is spoiled.

Come on.

I saved you,

not hurt you.

And you're feeling wronged?

Why did you save me?

So I made a mistake?

Go to die then.

I should be dead according to the plan.

I can't die again.

But you are alive now.

That is because you saved me.

So I made a mistake anyway?

Die as you wish, quickly.

I should be dead according to the plan.

I can't die again.

But you're not dead now.

That is because you saved me.

So I still made a mistake?

Go to...

Stop.

Can we stop going on like this?

It's a loop.

Let's start in another way.

Now that you aren't dead,

you should live well.

That's because you saved me.

Can you stop saying this?

Can't you live your life well?

You choose to die just because no one likes you?

How vulnerable you are.

Besides,

how do you know no one likes you?

Check it yourself.

Check the commentary subtitles on the video.

The contestant was me,

why did you mess around?

Now people are giving credit to you.

That should be me.

So many fancy people, you know,

what can death bring you?

You got lucky now.

Now people think we're a group.

Join the contest with me.

What's the funeral car here for?

Hello, sir.

I am sorry for your loss.

Where is the body?

Hello sir.

I am the body.

I am so sorry.

Plan changed I didn't manage to die.

What?

You didn't manage to die? Are you kidding me?

The money is not refundable.

I understand.

It's me who spoiled the plan.

That's not your fault.

What are you taking about? Quirky!

Never do this again!

Hey sir.

You got yourself paid you get to work now.

But he didn't die.

What should I work for?

You can take us home.

Saving us the taxi fee.

Came with nothing.

Leave with no delay.

You've made such a considerate plan.

Come on.

Today is a refreshing start for you.

Say bye-bye to your past.

To celebrate your new life.

Get us some music! Make it high Sir!

The music doesn't rock at all.

Get us something joyful.

Sorry guys.

I am driving a funeral car.

No joyful things served here.

This one can do.

What's this?

Festival joy is knocked out by lively gongs and drums.

Get high!

Daily jubilation starts with charming dances.

The colorful sunshine paints the day red.

Our smile is the flower of life

How come you look familiar to me?

Wait!

You are the celebrity!

Yes exactly.

Today we're having the contest and I was driving so fast.

You're the contestant on the King of Original Songs right?

You should know that.

My whole family are your fans.

Your big fans!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

We should stop at the red light anyway.

Honey,

see who I picked up today.

No mood!

Why should I look at a dead body?

Check it out!

Big star!

My little Candy! Get here!

Isn't this the man you fancy?

Say hello.

Hi! Nice to meet you!

I like you so much!

Can I see you in the competition again?

Yes, of course.

Hey! Hey!

Great!

Cheer up!

Can you make a happy face?

Be more engaged.

Thank you Candy.

Oh, even worse!

It's okay, it's okay.

Candy,

I'll ask for a signed photo for you.

See,

I wasn't lying.

A lot of people like you.

What's the name of your group?

Go Back to Life.

Nice name,

just a little bit creepy.

Where's you phone?

I have added you in WeChat.

I'll send you the location of my home later.

Come to my place at 7 pm tomorrow.

We'll discuss the competition.

Hi Buddy.

If you need a ride later just call me.

I have been transporting dead bodies for decades

and it's the first time I feel happy.

See you tomorrow.

What are you up to?

Are you thinking about jumping off the building?

I've had some drinks,

maybe I'm being wordy.

Listen carefully.

I saw you are in typing status

but received no words.

Sleep soon.

Think what we should sing at the rematch.

Are you there?

Answer me.

Look up.

The moon shines so bright.

What are you up to?

Answer me.

Are you there?

Oh this signed photo.

Seems like it'll bring bad luck.

Pretty good.

Thanks

My balloon

Mom

Mom

Where's my towel?

Leave me a five star rating please.

Eat slow, there's still plenty of meat.

Let go.

Make a choice between me and your mom.

Xiao Zhou stop.

Hello

Hey sweetheart

Come in and take a seat.

SPA SPA.

Oil SPA.

Come on.

What?

Are you scared of me?

No.

I'm looking for Song Wennua.

Upstairs.

Too bad to be so pretty.

Little tigers.

Little tigers.

Run so fast

Run so fast

Tell me where you are going.

Tell me where you are going.

Let me know.

Let me know.

Hey Bao Bao you're here

Okay, everyone.

That's all for the class.

Goodbye Miss Song.

What a surprise.

A nice home.

This isn't my home.

It's my studio.

Where is your home then?

This is my home.

I was giving kids online classes

to make some allowance.

Come on in.

Let's talk about the contest.

Get in here.

Come on.

Make yourself at home.

Well, here's what I think.

If taking part in the competition

can get more people to recognize me

and have people like me,

then I will go with you.

You can rest assured.

With my talent and your genius,

we're gonna be celebrities for sure.

You'll get so so many fans.

They'll give you flowers,

send you gifts.

You'll be surrounded by fans wherever you go.

At that time people would cheer like

Bao Bao! Bao Bao!

I love you! I love you!

Really?

Okay, count me in.

Great.

Here's the deal.

According to the schedule,

the rematch will be held on the 5th next month.

That means going forward,

we'll have 20 days to prepare for it.

18 days.

As we're such a dream team, we'll reach the final for sure.

So here's my plan for the final.

As a professional,

I'll be the lead singer

standing at front of the stage.

You just need to stand behind me

playing the maracas.

And playing the maracas is never easy.

Rhythm is the key.

You need to move your body

with its rhythm.

What's wrong?

Sorry,

I can't hold it.

The toilet is there

and there is toilet paper inside.

Why are you wearing the gloves?

It's my first time to your place.

It is a little bit...

I'm sorry, but I really can't stand it.

No, no, no. You can do it here.

Please go to the bathroom.

It's really making me uncomfortable.

Please let me sort these out.

You don't need to clean there.

Don't touch my cosmetics

Clean elsewhere.

Where is this place?

It's your home.

Who are you?

I am Bao Bao.

Hey, my lipstick.

Don't mess around with my things.

You should put it in this way.

Just keep it there.

Don't touch it.

Give it back to me.

Give it to me. Stop it.

Sorry.

Leave now! Before I lose my temper.

Get out!

Director, check this out.

It's the first time he came to my home

and my place is cleaned upside down.

Literally everywhere.

Look at the window, look at the table,

look at the floor.

Tidy and clean.

Who can stand a person like him?

I don't think I can team up with him any longer.

Song Wennuan.

I never expected that you'd find so many merits of him...

to satisfy me

for you solo play.

Now you have two choices.

First you two join the competition together.

Second he comes alone.

I'll leave it to you.

Sorry it's my bad.

I was too hard on you.

Don't be mad.

I am not being moody.

It's just according to the plan

there are still 10 seconds left before I leave.

Come on!

We're not launching a rocket.

But it's out of my control.

Three.

Two.

One.

Bro, can you stop being so rigid?

Just for a sec?

I would like to stop too. But I can't.

Well can you slow it down then?

No.

My speed must be 7 miles per hour.

So that I can get home right at 9 o'clock

for the evening news.

You really need to work on you quirks.

Otherwise, how could you go to the contest like that?

If I could get over it,

I wouldn't choose to kill myself at the very beginning.

You can't be this way forever.

Haven't you seen a psychologist?

If you go on doing all of these

someday you'll drive yourself crazy.

I went to a psychologist.

What did the doctor say?

I drove the doctor crazy.

I still think

you need to work on your issue.

I'll introduce you to a friend of mine.

Maybe he could help you.

That's a deal.

I'll leave you here,

my meniscuses are killing me now.

You've run for 5 miles.

Today is the last day of your courses in the Comfort Center.

Today we say goodbye to each other.

You had memories here

maybe you'll also miss here.

After this class,

you should pay your bills.

At this moment,

I have to mention this man.

Li Bo.

He was an extraordinary psychologist

healed so many patients.

However, he himself was driven mad by a patient.

Anyway,

he finally found himself back!

Let's congratulate him with applause!

Thank you. Thank you doctor Jia.

I am fine now. I am really fine.

I find myself back.

Thanks for doctor Jia.

I am so back now.

Hey doctor Jia.

Hey Wennuan.

Hello Doctor Li.

What? Bao Bao.

It's him.

That's the guy who drove me mad!

Why can't you leave me alone!

Why can't I get away from you!

Come here! Put him on the admission procedure!

Give him another two courses.

That's the doctor who went mad because of me.

Made a patient out of a psychologist.

You are really good.

Seems like I need to take you seriously.

Doctor Li's medical records

are full of his complaints to you.

He wrote down every detail of...

how you drove him crazy step by step.

Everything in the world

happens for a reason and comes with a consequence.

The consequence for you is your illness.

But you need to tell me

what is the reason

for your illness.

Do you want to change or not?

Well.

I'll start with the story of my parents.

At our age

we should not delay any longer...

for the baby.

I want the baby too.

But it's just...

I don't think it's hygienic.

I can't get over myself.

Here

I've borrowed the videotape...

from my colleague.

We can watch the video

maybe it'll help us.

Let's get started.

The mating of animals is a selfish behavior.

The male wishes to spread his descendants all over the world

The female wishes for that too.

The male and the female cooperate to create new lives.

No no. I can't do it.

It feels so unclean.

Damn, how come I just can't make it?

Congratulations!

You've got a healthy baby!

He is the very first successful test tube baby...

in our city.

Um, can you do me a favor?

Would you clean him up

and disinfect him?

Then put him into this bag?

What? Are you packing up leftovers?

Tips for Eliminating Germs

Add three drops of Dettol antiseptic disinfectant into the water.

Then place the mop into the diluted disinfectant.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Let's make dumplings!

The diameter is 5.5 cm.

The radius is 2.75 cm.

The girth formula for a circle is

2πR 2πR.

So

The girth of the dumpling wrapper...

is about 17.2787596 cm

which is a non-recurring decimal.

The length of Bao's mouth is 3.43 cm

and the width is 2.25 cm.

So his mouth can open up to 7.7175 cm² at most.

Such a dumpling wrapper...

at the girth of about 17.2787596 cm

after being stuffed folded shaped

is exactly the size to put into Bao's mouth of 7.7175 cm².

Why do you bother so much?

Just give up eating dumplings.

You really have been ill for a long time.

And so bad.

To get you completely cured

would take some time.

We have no time.

The rematch is just in a few days.

Can you come up with another way?

Just get him ready for the rematch.

Here's another plan

but I'll need your help.

I'll prescribe you some medicine.

Two pills a day.

When should I take it?

Whenever you want.

No.

I have to take the pills at a fixed time.

I need to fit in my daily schedule.

Well, Mr. Bao, do you fart?

Of course.

Then take the pills when you fart.

Okay, I got it.

I'll take the pills at 2 pm everyday.

What the hell? You even planned when to fart?

Yes. I would eat 250g of soybeans every night

and fart at 2 pm the next day.

Sorry my bad.

Are you okay? Doctor Jia.

I'm fine.

Just got crashed by a fart.

His condition

is affecting other's lives.

If you want to receive treatment here

then take off your watch first!

Give it to me.

Give me your watch.

I think we should do it slowly.

Shut up.

What are you doing?

Song Wennuan,

you're killing me.

You can make it!

Come on!

1 goat.

2 goats.

3 goats.

358 goats.

359 goats.

360 sheep.

Get out.

8366 flamingos.

8367 flamingos.

8368 flamingos.

Sorry for being late.

We can start the lessons right now.

Manager I am so sorry.

I was late.

Try your best!

Everyone, I am announcing good news.

Mr. Bao

was late for the class.

Here is a good news flash.

Mr. Bao was late for the class.

Once in a thousand years,

I've waiting for it so long.

Once in a thousand years

I have no regrets about it.

Doctor Jia said that...

you need to get used to irregular things.

Look,

this street is messed enough.

Hey, what are you doing?

These things are in pairs.

Why did you put it alone here.

There's not another in the same color.

You can just... See? This can do as well.

Mommy hug.

Let's welcome boys and girls from Class One!

Mommy. Daddy.

I am scared.

Can you hold me while sleep?

Just this one time.

Baby

There are countless germs on the skin.

Hugging is not hygienic.

This game is not hygienic.

You will play it well for sure! Just practice more.

Let's take you to play over there.

See mommy and daddy are not sleeping together too.

We'll be here for you.

Patients like Mr. Bao

usually feel quite lonely inside.

We're having a class later,

let me introduce you some new friends.

I call this place...

the Pure Land for Souls.

Some patients with serious illness

can fully enjoy nature

and purify their souls here.

Doctor Jia.

Nurse Zhen.

Turn up the purifier.

Warning! Warning!

Got spotted again.

The girl is called Safe Ann.

But she is the one who needs safety the most.

Ann was a location host.

She often went to broadcast where disasters happened.

She was always overwhelmed by death,

so she is armed to the teeth all the time.

Look at her.

Helmet.

Oxygen canister.

Fire extinguisher.

Swimming ring.

She even needs to wear a parachute to feel a little bit secured.

This one is Move Zhang.

He's a still model.

He's able to make 3 poses in 1 second.

Could you please control yourself?

This is not what I wanted too!

To make more money,

he changed poses faster and faster.

And ended up with this.

Finally got you under control!

That man

is a fan of Peking Opera.

Everyone calls him Bomb.

His favorite character is Li Kui in Water Margin..

He imitated Li Kui so often

that he became just like Li Kui in real life.

He has a terrible temper

and is always irritable.

We're training him to be patient in this way.

Great job! Bomb!

But he looks gentle.

He is a time bomb.

Hey Bomb.

Keep holding on!

See.

This part

still stands tough.

It's the softest part deep in your heart.

As long as they are still here

sooner or later

your paper tower will be rebuilt someday.

It's just a matter of time.

Here. It's not in order.

I didn't see you're so annoying.

Rawrrrrrrr!

You're a dead man!

Wennuan that's what it is.

Some patients have been here

for almost a year

or half a year.

Under my meticulous care

they have gotten worse...

more or less.

This is my original treatment -

recovery before death.

Just let the patients be whatever...

and do whatever they want.

Stop messing around.

This is how you treat your new friend?

Many of you

had told me...

that you feel like you're a weirdo

and people hate you.

You feel lonely because of this.

I brought you guys together

not to see you fight each other.

The only way we can stop feeling lonely

is reaching out to each other.

Could you stopping moving at this point?

I don't want to move either!

Mr. Wang.

As the tutor of this contest,

you'll accompany us all the way to the final.

Do you have anything to say to the contestants?

I want to say that...

Creativity is never easy.

I still remember when I started my career

I spared no effort to create my work every night.

Every note

and every word in the lyric

are from my hard work.

No matter how difficult it was.

Remember keep on going.

Keep on creating your own music!

Never give...

Turn.

Turn.

Turn the page.

Up.

Excuse me Mr. Wang. Could you please...

say the last sentence again?

I don't think it's necessary.

I was doing great when saying the up.

Just do some editing.

Mr. Wang is exhausted.

Let's call it a day.

See who's that.

Song Wennuan?

What is she doing here?

Is she coming for you?

We'll see what she's capable of.

Just give her some time.

If she can get in here

I can also get her out.

I don't want to run

I'll sweat and make my cloth dirty.

This is doctor Jia's assignment for you.

You have no choice.

I've even got you help.

Everyone! Welcome to the Color Run!

During the match,

people will throw color powder on you.

The more colors on you

the more popular you are.

Let's enjoy running

among all the colors!

Steady!

Ready!

Rawrrrrrrr!

I'm coming for you!

See the champion is here.

See the champion has gone.

Time to present the prizes, referee.

Hello.

What are you saying? I said it's time for the prizes.

I'm not itchy just a little deaf.

I said! Go present the prizes!

Congratulations!

You are the champion of the match.

May I ask you what helped you win?

It was mainly because

I don't want to make my clothes dirty.

What? That's it?

Well anyway. Let me present you the surprise prize!

Three.

Two.

One.

After the treatment,

you have made great progress

You won't be scared on the stage.

Don't worry about the rematch now.

Just shake the maracas for me.

Come here try it.

Feel it.

You need to know

the key to shaking the maracas is the rhythm.

You should move your body with it.

You need to shake your body to the rhythm.

I can only play the piano.

Madam

Just like the routine.

Coming soon.

Mr. Bao, sit.

Have a seat.

Hey,

why didn't you tell me you're a piano teacher?

You didn't ask.

This is the song for the rematch.

We'll start rehearsal tomorrow.

Here, enjoy yourselves.

Thanks.

It's an act of providence that we run into this accident.

Cheers.

Finish it.

I didn't know you can drink.

Alcohol can kill germs,

appropriate amount of it is good for the body.

Sauteed intestines are here.

What are you looking at? Eat.

Mr. Bao,

have a bite,

then have a drink.

Ah, what a day!

Come and take a bite

Emmm...

The large intestines is the place where animals' excrement go through.

It connects to the intestine at the top

and anal cavity at the bottom.

Near the anal...

Darling,

what's the matter?

I feel a little bit sick.

Oi! I am still having the dishes!

Sorry it's all yours.

Whatever.

Mr. Wang.

The audition of the King of Original Songs has come to the end.

As the tutor of the contest,

do you have anything to say to the contestants?

I want to say that...

creativity is never easy.

I myself have come all the way here by creating.

I still remember

when I started my career

I spared no efforts to create my work at every night.

Keep on creating your own music!

Never give up!

Bullshit!

No, the shit should be from the pigs.

Liar!

Hypocrite!

Isn't he the tutor of the rematch?

He couldn't write even a single song!

Nonsense.

He wrote all the songs himself.

I used to have a relationship with him

back then when he was still nobody.

It was me who wrote the songs for him.

I credited all my songs to him

just to make him popular.

And gradually,

he gained a reputation

and was recognized as the king of originals by the public.

He got more and more busy.

And I had to write songs for him around the clock.

Do you know how much Quick Fix Pills I had to take...

when I feel bad at midnight?

6 pills.

Full 6 pills.

But do you know what he was doing?

Why are you here?

We're having a meeting.

Mr. Wang, please sign the contract.

The meeting is over.

Wennuan.

My dear.

Wennuan.

I'll take this song.

Isn't he the worst?

Yes, I'm your Vol Wang!

We will rock the stage!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Sing with us!

Friends upstairs,

how are you doing!

Just follow me!

One.

Two.

Three.

Song Wennuan.

What the hell are you doing? It's the middle of the night!

Do you want to enjoy the foot bath water again?

Hey! Sister Mary,

you slowed a bit again.

Seriously huh?

I'm telling you,

we've got so many customers today.

This tub is from Mr. Li.

This tub is from Mr. Zhang.

And this tub is mine.

Ha ha. Sister Mary,

You missed the target.

Good night!

Song Wennuan!

Let's wait and see!

Are we rehearsing or not?

No.

I can't do it.

Whatever!

Damn!

It feels good.

What suits me most is

a corner with the window closed.

Only avoiding all the eyes

can help me through my nerves.

Loneliness silences me,

my heart wanders night by night.

They talk about me,

Mr. Bao.

I find that you're quite cute sometime.

No one has said I'm cute ever.

In others' eyes,

I was always a weirdo

Well, you are a little bit weird,

but in a cute way.

Harder and harder

When everyone sees me as a weirdo

You say silly over here

Life shall be infinite

beauty shall be its color

Stop hiding

you're the reason for stars to shine

Don't you see it?

You're so cute

I came to the competition

because of my enthusiasm for music.

It is the music elf's promise to its dream.

Must I say this later?

Sure. And don't forget this pose.

Here comes the car! Come on!

Vol Vol!

You are our WOLF!

Vol Vol!

You are our LIFE!

Vol Vol!

You are our LOVE!

Wennuan you're here for the contest too?

Yes.

And I wrote a song for you. Hope you enjoy it later.

Wow, you are really a mature girl now.

Cheer up.

Let's welcome the next group of contestants.

Go Back to Life!

We can do it!

Thief

You get away without pay

Thief

You sick me with no delay

Thief

You stole everything away

My heart

And my songs

You thief

You come to me sweetly

Taking the poem in illusory

Naive as I was to believe you

To be deceived

Is the song about him?

Yes. And I will sing it in front of his face.

I will show everyone through this competition

what a talent Song Wennuan is.

I am the real king of originals!

Lies

can't be lies forever

I mean you

If you show up

Where to see

In the minute

Don't sweat

People will see you through

Unfaithful lover

Liar. Finally feed yourself with lies

A big fat face

If you show up

In front of my face

Apology will have

Never never

Sorry for my response

Thanks to Go Back To Life. It's thrilling.

I see Mr. Wang is sweating a lot. What's the problem?

Just got tired. Maybe due to the low blood sugar. Nothing serious.

OK. Now tutors. Please give your comments on the show.

I think this song is extraordinary.

In the warmth of spring

this song brings a wind that is...

chilling,

horrible,

terrible,

and so creepy.

Got choked up on saliva.

Maybe the man in this song also has his unknown reasons?

Is it necessary to write a song

to satirize this man who must be rich and charming?

I think the girl in the song

is not thinking about the big picture.

I don't fancy it.

So I'm giving a fail to this song.

Mochou,

now that I gave a fail what about you?

Well, I always talk straight.

Just be straight. Tell us what's wrong with the song.

I think it's really a great song.

This girl,

she put her complaints about a bad guy into the song.

There...

I'm giving you a pass.

The man in the song

is a thief not only of love

but also of other's creations.

I think this kind of man...

deserves each and every harsh penalty.

Even having his body cut into pieces

or limbs split by horses are not enough to teach him a lesson.

Am I right, Mr. Wang?

In short,

Go Back to Life,

see you at the finale!

Pass!

In the rematch of the King of Original Songs,

the group received much attention for Go Back to Life

has made their way to the final with their exciting original Thief.

And the two group members

Song Wennua and Bao Bao are increasingly popular.

What kind of surprise would they bring us in the final?

Let's wait and see.

Here guys.

Have something to eat.

Guys enjoy yourselves.

The bread is a bit dry.

Have something to eat.

Oh my god. The chilly frogs.

The sauteed intestines.

Here Bao, have a bite.

Come on, it's really good.

Here take a bite.

Just have a bite.

Just have a bite.

Just have a bite.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Mr. Bao.

One, two, three... fifteen.

None

Twenty.

You are doing great, Bao.

Brave enough to eat the sauteed intestines.

In fact it's better than I imagined...

It's really beyond my expectations

that you became almost another person in such a short time.

Cheers!

Thanks to Song Wennuan.

Otherwise I wouldn't make it.

Actually, you're helping her too.

After she broke up with Vol Wang,

she just stayed at home

and didn't write any songs at all.

Later, Wennuan came to me for treatment.

She told me about her past

and I thought the best way to get Wennuan back on her feet

is to write more songs.

So I encouraged her to participate in this match.

Hope she can give us a song that can actually warm people

in the stage of the final.

That's terrifying!

I thought the chili frog came alive.

I'll go get some more.

Thank you for joining the competition with me.

Thank you for changing me for a better man.

Hey Bao.

Love is one big illusion

I should try to forget.

Do you still remember?

Cut the crap.

I have to thank you for all my achievements today.

You've took so many pills to get me here.

Wennuan,

could you do that for me again?

Come to my company.

It can be just like the old days;

you write songs and I'll sing them.

Don't worry.

All the songs you write will be credited with your name.

We offer great benefits.

House rent, medical insurance,

even the Quick Fix Pills are all covered.

Whatever salary you need, just name the figure.

I just want one thing in return.

I just want you to quit.

The minute you quit,

I'll make the call

to activate your medical insurance.

Your words make me sick.

Leave me alone.

What a bitch!

You thought I had no idea why you participated in the competition?

All you want is to destroy me right?

It will never happen.

Just quit.

Quit the competition. Right now!

We will not quit.

You don't care about the competition.

You're just here to make a scene.

No, I have higher goals.

I came to the competition

because of my enthusiasm for music.

It is the music elf's promise to its dream.

You're seeking justice for her right? Elfin.

Alright.

Come here.

Bao.

Leave it to me.

Good.

Go ahead.

I didn't expect you to be this good.

I give up.

Anyway, Song Wennuan listen.

In the final if you dare to...

See you at the final.

You're good at folding clothes.

Why don't you open a dry cleaner?

Sorry

I was late.

Hurry up ladies and gentlemen.

The news briefing will start soon.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Excuse me.

I got two extra eyebrows

could you please pull them off for me?

Of course.

May I know which two you are referring to exactly?

Well the sixth and seventh eyebrow

on the third row.

Oh, these two. I see.

Okay, lay back.

It may hurt a little.

Hello Mr. Bao.

I am the agent of Vol Wang.

He want to have a talk with you.

I don't have anything to talk with him.

It's something about Song Wennuan.

Lead the way.

Mr. Bao here you are.

If you're gonna ask me to quit,

just save the words.

Cause I would never quit.

It is the music elf's promise to...

Okay, okay.

I know you bear those words in mind.

...to its dream.

Look at the table.

There's a newspaper.

I read newspaper...

only at at 9:30 am.

Mr. Bao.

You're so stubborn.

I knew you're different from others

since the first time I met you.

You have this...unique style.

So

I wanted to get to know you more.

Hard work finally pays off.

I found this newspaper published 20 years ago

in which there's a report...

about you.

I'm willing to go through this with you.

A hug is a way to show our love.

It is also the most direct and natural interaction between people.

Hugs can bring us happiness.

Sweeties,

is there anything else apart from happiness

that a hug can bring us?

Love.

Fragrance.

Itchiness.

Itchiness? Why?

Dad hugs me everyday

and he prickles me with his beard.

Okay.

Bao, do you have an answer?

Sorry, I don't.

Miss, no one has hugged him.

Even his parents didn't give him a hug.

Yes! I saw it

when we were having the sports meeting.

Happy birthday! My sweetheart!

It's your birthday gift! A huggy bear!

Here take it.

I don't want the huggy bear.

I want a hug from you.

Be a good boy

honey.

Let's go home.

I want nothing but your hug!

Bao, be a sweetheart.

Or I'll get angry.

Darling!

No!

You were just asking for a hug.

But it end up with a tragedy.

It was said that...

your mother died in the mental hospital at the end.

I think it is something you couldn't get over.

Daddy. Mommy.

I know it's all my fault.

I'll do whatever you tell me from now on.

I will be clean all the time.

I will put all the things in order.

I will do thing on time.

And I will never ask you to hug me.

I'd keep them in mind...

that hugging is not hygienic

for there are numerous germs on skins.

Mommy. Daddy. Please come back.

I'm so scared on my own.

I can tell that...

you are quite into Wennuan.

But can you make her happy?

I don't think you can even hug her like a normal people.

You are a weirdo.

Don't be her burden.

The sooner you leave her, the better it is for her.

Otherwise

she would be the one who suffers the most in the end.

Where's Bao?

I don't know. Where has he been?

Hey Bao. What's the matter?

Can you say a word?

Don't come to me again.

Why?

Because I hate you.

You are messy and untidy.

You don't make plans.

And I can't stand these.

My life is a mess since I met you.

You forced me to eat things I don't want to eat

and forced me to do things I don't want to do.

I've had enough.

The only reason you wanted to change me

is that you needed a partner for the competition.

I don't want to see you again.

It's not what it is...

Bao.

It's such a mess outside your home.

So many pieces of paper

and so many footprints.

It's so untidy. Totally a mess.

Even people like me can't stand it.

You should come out and have a look.

We can clean it up together.

It took all the luck

to have you in my life.

I would like to get closer to you

Bao.

I did want to change you for the competition at first,

but I'm doing it for other reasons now.

It still takes lots of courage.

Jumping into the crowd and holding you tight

happens only in my mind.

Thought the yearning has torn me down

I stand still in the ground.

Turn around and leave

I disappear in the wind.

Looking back through the crowd

I utter no words.

Jump into the crowd and hold you tight

it happens only in my mind.

Thought the yearning has torn me down

I stand still in the ground.

Turn around and leave

I disappear in the wind.

Looking back through the crowd

I am left alone with only mine.

Dear Bao.

Happy birthday to you!

When you're reading this letter

you should be 6 years old.

And today,

we want to apologize to you.

When you were just born

your father and I watched you lying in the crib.

We looked at your little face

and we wanted nothing but to...

hold you tight in our arms.

But we couldn't make it.

And we're so sorry for that.

To make up for it,

we named you Bao Bao.

We thought about giving the name that means hugs

would be the same as give you real hugs.

But as you grew older,

we found that you were not satisfied with only the name.

You desired a real hug.

Thus every time you opened your arms for a hug,

and we couldn't make our response,

we felt terribly sorry.

This time

we're fix our problems

so that we can give you a real hug.

No matter how hard it would be,

we will manage to do it!

Honey, we promise you.

Once you learned to play A Doll With A Bear,

we will give you a huge hug as reward.

And at the sports meeting next year,

we will hug you like others parents

and play games with your friends.

We will be number 1!

Next time it thunders and rains,

if you dare not to sleep alone,

we will have you in our arms.

It is our love to you that

gives us the strength to change ourselves.

In the future days,

you should be as brave as us.

Hug everyone who loves you with your courage

in spite of anything else.

Love you. Dad and Mom.

Song Wennuan

I'm sorry. I did it wrong.

I have words for you.

You goddamn psycho. What are you yelling?

You want to try the water that washed my feet?

Wennuan,

you are the one who was always by my side

when I felt lonely and helpless.

You gave me the courage

to be a better person.

But...

But I turned my back on you.

I didn't keep my words.

Please give me one more chance.

It is the music elf's...

promise to...

to dream.

It's quite moving actually.

Bao!

Bao!

Song Wennuan

In my personal view,

he is a nice elf.

If you don't like him,

I'll make him mine.

Oi!

Doctor Jia,

Bao has passed out.

What happened?

Maybe he drowned.

Drowned by what?

By the water from feet washing.

He's in critical condition.

I'll try to save him right now.

Here hold his arms tight.

I've tried my best.

I've slapped him as hard as I could.

I think he's exhausted.

We've tried to

just let him have a good sleep.

Next time you can just send him...

to the bath center.

It stinks.

Mr. Wang.

Oh!

Sorry for interrupting you.

I'm reading the newspaper.

What are you here for?

Nothing important.

It's time for your rehearsal.

OK. I'll be there when I finish reading this editorial.

Hey!

Why is it here?

It's this goddamn newspaper that we used to force Bao to leave.

Why are you still keeping it?

Sorry.

I forgot it.

Anything you didn't forget?

Have you increased the number of safeguards?

The final will be held tonight.

What if that psycho came to mess around?

Take it easy things are all well-arranged.

It better be.

Let's go to the rehearsal.

Wennuan.

It's all Vol Wang's fault.

Check this out

Where's Bao?

This is my treatment of recovery before death.

Bao has been living in a highly clean environment for a long time.

And last night he suddenly was irritated by the amount of external pollutants.

So he experienced a strong psychological reaction

which led to his passing out.

But the whole night of recovery

is like the nirvana.

Bao has reshaped himself

and he is rising from the ashes.

Doctor Jia.

I passed out because you slapped me so hard.

Give me my coat.

Wait, I'll fold it for you.

Bao, why don't you tell me?

I have a word.

Now that we've sorted things out,

do you still want to take part in the competition?

Because if you do, you need to hurry up.

The final will begin soon.

You are the last to show up.

It's up to you Bao.

It's a music elf's promise to its dream. We're in.

Okay.

But Vol Wang has increased the safeguards

just to stop you from getting in.

Then we'll break in.

I'll go with you.

Haven't got to fight for a long time.

I kind of miss it.

Count me in.

I can't stay well at home anyway.

The most dangerous place is the safest place.

Count me in too.

I will be waiting for you at the stage.

Go for it!

Okay.

Take back the stage for Wennuan!

For Wennuan!

Take back the stage!

It's 20 miles away. We'll be dead before we get there.

Do I look like a man without a plan?

It's a good day today.

All our dreams come true.

Hey!

Did I arrive on time?

Let's go!

Captain,

there's a funeral car at the door.

Several THINGS are getting out.

Don't worry. I'm here.

How dare you move!

Captain it's a total defeat.

It doesn't mean your heart is broken..

Go for it and behave like Don Quixote

Go for it and don't be afraid of failure..

It doesn't matter if you lose,

just look above at the sky.

Hey wake up.

Wake up.

Damn where is this place?

There's no cell signal at all.

Shit. The door is locked.

When the strength fails,

we need to use our brain.

Isn't this the interview room?

Safe, you've been a live journalist.

Can you check the equipment?

Are they qualified for us to broadcast live here?

Let me have a look.

I think it's okay.

We need to get ready to go live.

And then transmit the signal to the control room.

As long as the director can receive our signal,

the scene will be shown at the competition.

Time is running out for us!

Guys come on!

Let's do it!

Move! Move!

I don't think I have ever stopped.

Hey guys.

Are we ready?

Camera ready.

Lights ready.

Sound ready.

Only one more step left.

We have to find a way

to have the director switch into our signal.

So that our scene will be on live.

Director!

Director here we are!

Now let's welcome the last group of contestants for this round.

Go Back to Life.

It's our turn..

Host,

can you please buy me some time?

Go Back to Life will show themselves. I give you my word.

Mr. Bao.

Come back. Be quick.

Please come back.

We've run out of time.

This height should be fine.

I can jump off to notice the director.

It's not gonna work.

You can't even open the parachute at the height.

It's not parachuting.

It's just jumping off the building.

I thought you're scared of death the most.

You can't do it.

Try to say something

to stall for more time.

What show...

will the last group of contestants arrive?

Let's wait and see.

I'm not scared of anything as long as you're with me.

It's a great pity

that due to some personal reasons,

Go Back to Life

could not make it to the stage for the finale.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Go Back to Life...

has come back!

It's the surprise we prepared for you all today.

Go Back to Life will have their performance

at the second stage

Hey bro.

You may get kidney deficiency.

Take good care.

It's so quiet

can you hear?

Clock beats my heart ticktock~ ticktock

Will the wound still hurt?

Has the loneliness relieved?

Can you remember the words in weak?

Time leaves pain somewhere

When you show up sky shines better,

It hides, wound away,

it forgets loneliness nowhere,

Weakness also bounces back to strong,

Someday I came across where we get along,

Suddenly feelings flooded in mind it's being alone,

But you told me to smile even in pain,

I wanna say I do the same

You're the sunshine in my heart,

Warm my world, brace me up,

Dispel the fear,

bury the pain,

Steadily makes me strong,

You're the sunshine,

Melt my loneliness, lighten my heart,

If I wanna hug,

it'll be the power from you,

That I ever have,

You're the sunshine in my heart,

Warm my world, brace me up,

Dispel the fear,

bury the pain,

Steadily makes me strong,

You're the sunshine,

Melt my loneliness, lighten my heart,

If I wanna hug,

it'll be the power from you,

That I ever have,

If I wanna hug,

it'll be the power from you,

That I ever have,

Honey we promise you.

Once you learned to play A Doll With A Bear

we will give you a huge hug as reward.

You're the sunshine in my heart,

Warm my world, brace me up,

Dispel the fear,

bury the pain,

Steadily makes me strong,

You're the sunshine,

Melt my loneliness, lighten my heart

If I wanna hug,

it'll be the power from you,

That I ever have

If I wanna hug,

it'll be the power from you

That I ever have

He's a big boy now.

Baby remember what we said.

From now on,

you must bravely face everyday to come in your life.

You must love everyone by your side with all your heart.

Daddy mommy. I'll remember this.

I wanna hug too..

Wow what the heck!

It's my buddy!

Bro,

your feet smell so bad.

It sure is.

I would wash them at home if not.

Sir,

let me refill it.

Oh my goodness!

Morning Bao.

Morning.

Hey Bao

would you sign a photo for my niece sometime?

No problem at all.

Thanks.

Mr. Bao.

Morning manager.

Have a lunch together today?

OK.

I am no longer lonely anymore.

More and more people get to fancy me.

But what matters most is

she is by my side.

Why are you being on time again?

Sorry my bad.

Don't be sad. A hu...hu...hu...hug

will cheer you up

Don't be mad. A hu...hu...hu...hug

will light the sky up

A hu...hu...hu...hug

tastes yummy yummy

A hu...hu...hu...hug

makes you pretty pretty

Don't be sad. A hu...hu...hu...hug

will cheer you up

Don't be mad. A hu...hu...hu...hug

will light the sky up

A hu...hu...hu...hug

tastes yummy yummy

A hu...hu...hu...hug

makes you pretty pretty

The sweetest and prettiest

Don't be sad. A hu...hu...hu...hug

will cheer you up

Don't be mad. A hu...hu...hu...hug

will light the sky up

A hu...hu...hu...hug

tastes yummy yummy

A hu...hu...hu...hug

makes you pretty pretty

A hu...hu...hu...hug makes us all happy!

It's so touching.

Put your hands upon my chest

Sister,

do you see the guy in TV?

Does he look familiar to you?

Oh this guy.

He's not famous any more.

Always singing those songs.

I've had enough.