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Come on in.
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-Shall I take my shoes off?
-No need for that.
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-I made a pot of tea.
-And I brought a present.
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-No.
-Yes.
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Is it what I think it is?
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That depends...
If you think it's a Casu Marzu.
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You're kidding.
Where did you get it from?
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-Hi! I'm home again.
-Hi.
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-What's causing the stink? I'm Chris.
-Hi. I'm Henrik.
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It's a Casu Marzu,
the strongest cheese in the world.
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I thought we'd agreed
that this was a cheese-free zone.
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But it's a Casu Marzu.
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How nice that you found a flatmate.
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I never told you. This is Chris.
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My new boyfriend.
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He's from Norway.
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I'm not keen on cheese,
but I'm very keen on Solvej.
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I'll keep it far from you.
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Listen, lads. You've become a bunch
of lazy old arseholes, okay?
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So I've signed us up for Skive LAN.
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Wasn't it Randers?
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What's it got to do with this car?
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We'd trained for six weeks,
but I didn't think we were ready.
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We didn't function as a team yet.
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So I thought we should join
a lesser tournament, the Skive LAN.
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It would prepare us and give us
the experience we needed,
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for Crazy LAN Randers.
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How are we going to get
all our gear there?
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-You have a car.
-No, that's not on.
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Carina needs it to go and buy
a second-hand nappy bucket.
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"Recycling is good, Gustav."
She says that a lot.
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Yeah, she'll probably
move back to her ex soon.
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Ugly one, Toke.
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Toke, doesn't your dad have
a Tesla we could use?
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You're joking.
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Hey! We're going to Skive LAN.
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I don't care if we have to
steal a car or whatever.
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-Why are you looking at me?
-I'm not.
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-You are looking at me.
-I'm just looking around.
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You looked at him
when you mentioned stealing...
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I wasn't looking at you.
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If you want to nick a banger,
do it yourself, okay?
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If you wish to arrogate
an automobile, Mr. Paludan,
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then you fucking do it yourself.
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Okay, I get it. Where's Henrik?
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-Hello?
-Hi, Henrik.
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I signed us up fora tournament in Skive.
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We need to get some experience,
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and I need my main orpto get us a car. That's you.
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My heart has been broken
into a million pieces, Sebastian.
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Don't be cheeky.
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Either you don't know what it takes
to become a professional,
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or you just want to live
in mediocrity.
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Sebastian,
I can't talk about this right now.
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-Have fun in Skive.
-Hen... Henrik?
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Henrik? Hen...
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Fuck!
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But he's cute. I don't understand why
you say he's yucky. He's so cute.
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So did you steal the car?
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Well, I borrowed it.
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Kind of without permission.
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So you did steal the car.
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Yeah. No.
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Where's the retarded brat?
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-He went ahead.
-Yeah, his dad fucking drove him.
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What? Has Troels... Why?
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He would only let him go
with a responsible adult.
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Why didn't you tell him I was going?
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We did, but it didn't help.
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He said some rather nasty things
about you.
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He's not keen on you, neither your
looks nor your personality.
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It's the whole package, man.
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Come on. Get a move on!
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It's my show. I organised it.
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I'm only asking you to havea positive attitude.
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And to say, "I'm doing this."
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You have to adapt.
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No matter what I have to do,I adapt.
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I bring a positive attitude,and if someone wants me to stop...
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Henrik!
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...or whatever you want from me.You know what? I'd do it again.
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I can see you, Henrik. Open the door.
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Come on. We're going.
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Why do you look like shit?
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Have a nice trip.
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What? Hey, hey! Don't...
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You closed the door in my face.
What kind of an attitude is that?
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We're going to Skive.
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Are you getting your shoes on?
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Henrik?
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Fucking hell, Henrik.
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Are you depressed?
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Piss off, Sebastian.
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Listen. The team needs you.
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I need you, Henrik.
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Won't you come?
We can talk about it in the car.
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Forget it. None of it matters.
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Okay. I'll buy you McDonald's
for 250 kroner if you come along.
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No.
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Henrik! You can speak for yourself.
Speak!
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No.
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Won't you come? Please.
I need my main orp.
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No.
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I'll have to carry you then.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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-You're coming with me.
-No, no, no.
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Don't make yourself heavy.
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-Close the door, Henrik.
-I won't.
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I'm so fucking excited.
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Listen, lads. Take the gear
and I'll go and get us registered.
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Super! Cool!
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Sebastian?
Hello, I'm Toke's dad, Troels.
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-We've met before.
-Yes, we have.
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I'm not a fan.
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I don't like your influence on my son
or your primitive jargon.
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But our family coach has asked me to
engage with Toke's life and passion.
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And that's where you
come into the picture.
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You know.
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That's why we've come today.
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-That's why we are here. So...
-See you inside in a bit.
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Toke, open the boot and get
your stuff. We're going in, dear.
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-Team Troll Room?
-Yeah, we're Team Troll Room?
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-I thought we were the Rat Busters.
-No, we're Troll Room.
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You don't look like
you're in after-school care.
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But the Troll Room isn't
an after-school club.
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It's a council scheme
for vulnerable young people.
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Just give us our table.
We've paid. Come on.
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-Dad?
-What's up?
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Can you help me out?
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What's up?
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They registered and paid,
but they're ancient.
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I'm 33 years old.
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You look like you're 42.
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Do I?
I've been told I look like a kid.
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This is too much.
It's a competition for under 16s.
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Exactly. Toke.
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He's under 16, that's why we're in.
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And we want our table now.
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It's not going to happen.
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-Niels? Niller?
-Toels, darn it.
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-You look great.
-Herbs and yoga in the morning works.
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Just remember to breathe.
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Breathing, yeah. I always forget.
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-Don't forget it.
-No.
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Take your shitty yoga event somewhere
else. We want to play here.
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Niels, old boy.
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Toke and I are helping
this group of vulnerable young men.
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Just look at them,
how humiliated they are.
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They've hit rock bottom.
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They're mediocre, stupid, ridiculed.
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Especially this guy.
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He'll start wetting his bed again
if you don't let him play.
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Every night he wakes up
in his own pee, sucking his thumb.
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He still listens to children's songs
though he's 26 or whatever it is.
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Okay. Troels, I'll do it for you.
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You're the best person I know.
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Listen, boys. Team Troll Room can
enter as a disabled team. Okay?
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But you'll have to wear these.
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Here you go.
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Rotate along.
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Sick, man.
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That's it.
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Hey, they're off.
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So sick, Kasim.
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-Crazy.
-Crazy.
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Great. Way to go.
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Great.
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Yeah, man!
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Yeah!
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Yes, man!
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We have to be
on top of our coms, alright?
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-Ready for a one-on-one, Toke?
-Totally ready.
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Okay, Toke.
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Take him down, Toke.
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-That's it, Toke! Great.
-Well done!
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-When I say "To", you say "ke."
-Toke, Toke!
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-When I say "To", you say "ke."
-Toke, Toke!
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Suck my dick!
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Smash them.
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Yes, Henrik! Yes, Henrik!
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It's the best daze I've seen you do.
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-Even if they're eight years old...
-They can rim my arse.
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
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We now know who'll be in the final
in a moment.
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We know who'll be competing for a
team trip to Lalandia indoor resort.
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And the teams are Hjørring
After-School versus Team Troll Room.
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-What do we know about them?
-Their leader is called Lizzie.
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That's her daughter.
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-Do you think we can beat them?
-Of course we can.
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And now, the moment
we've been waiting for...
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Just do like this.
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Let's get our finalists on stage.
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Here's Team Troll Room.
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Yes.
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Great, lads.
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Yes, and Hjørring After-School.
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I'd like the captains
to greet each other.
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Disabled, my arse!
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Let's get the game on, Skive!
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This is it. The final.
The final countdown.
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The grand finale, right?
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I don't know about you,
but I feel we've got this one.
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We really have to
stick to our deal today.
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We have to stress them.
It's our best bet.
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-Isn't it better to rush them?
-As I said, it's best to stress them.
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Our best bet.
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-So it's best to stress them?
-It's best to stress them.
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Any other dumb questions
like Gustav's?
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Yeah. Where's Henrik?
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He left.
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-What do you mean?
-What I'm saying.
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Something about his heart. It sounded
serious. Like pain or something.
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Fucking hell!
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-Sebastian. Wait.
-Leave me alone, Troels.
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Don't be too hard on him, Sebastian.
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Aren't you going home
to watch Dragon's Den
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and wank over Jesper Buch?
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I know this stuff.
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I make my living
making people cooperate.
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There's no difference between the
Inland Revenue and a barista school.
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If one team member is suffering
mentally, nobody gains.
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And he's totally lost now.
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So, listen to him, Sebastian.
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Be there for him.
Make him see the positives.
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But don't tell him off.
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I'll be here if you need me.
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Hey, buddy.
What are you doing out here?
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I'm going home, Sebastian.
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That bus won't leave
for another four years.
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Then I'll wait for four years.
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Right.
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Can I wait with you, then?
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What's wrong?
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Solvej has a boyfriend.
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I'm sorry.
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He's called Chris, he's Norwegian,
and he's really nice.
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It's so great.
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It seems all Norwegians
are really cute.
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Troels, can you come over here?
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Didn't Toke's mum date a Norwegian
when the two of you met?
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Is that correct?
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Yes, she did.
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Er... Knut.
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That was his Norwegian name,
that Norwegian fella.
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Exactly. And he was very handsome.
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A handsome Norwegian, really.
Broad shoulders and blond hair.
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Long, blond hair.
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And he had a really big dick.
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Well...
250
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,680
It was so big
it was incomprehensible.
251
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,280
-He could fuck for days on end.
-Take care, Solvej.
252
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:51,400
But it didn't last forever between
Knut and Toke's mum.
253
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,000
-No, it didn't.
-It didn't.
254
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,840
Why would Solvej leave Chris for me?
255
00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:01,280
For the same reason that all people
leave a Norwegian.
256
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,960
Because of their voice.
The way they speak.
257
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:10,560
They talk like this,
the feckin' eejits.
258
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,120
They have great big dicks, boy.
259
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,240
I'm gonna feck
yer gob with me big dick.
260
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,520
-They do talk like that.
-Yeah, don't they?
261
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,760
Howya, what's the story, Troels?
262
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,800
-Say something Norwegian, Troels.
-I'm grand, old mucker.
263
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,000
It was funny when we did it.
264
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,560
-Is it true?
-Absolutely.
265
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,680
-Isn't it, Troels?
-Yeah.
266
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,400
That's why women soon leave
Norwegians. Nobody can stand them.
267
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,080
It's dead cert.
268
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,840
Are we going to play that final,
or what?
269
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,600
Go long, I'll go short.
270
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,640
Henrik?
271
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,520
Henrik.
272
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,160
Henrik.
273
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,360
Henrik.
274
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:23,840
Give me a boost.
Will you give me a boost?
275
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,040
Why don't you boost me
when I tell you to? Henrik?
276
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,520
Henrik! Why...
277
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,120
-Can you hear me, Kasim?
-Loud and clear.
278
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,720
-Why can't you hear me, Henrik?
-Check what he's doing, man.
279
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,960
-He's in near mode.
-That's fine.
280
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,240
Great, Henrik.
281
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,640
One down.
282
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,360
Two down.
283
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,080
You're like reborn, Henrik.
I've never seen you play this well.
284
00:18:59,160 --> 00:18:59,960
Three down.
285
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,440
He's taking them all down.
286
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,680
-What's up, Henrik?
-It's a perfect round.
287
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,760
-You're a beast.
-Four down.
288
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,840
What?
289
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,000
Five down.
290
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,920
Fucking hell!
291
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,360
Well done, everybody.
292
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,680
There's so much energy.
It's wonderful.
293
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,160
Let's go! Let's go!
294
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,560
That's it. Yes!
295
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,280
You're dead. And you're dead!
296
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,200
Come on, Sebastian.
297
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,280
Are you ready?
298
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,680
You lost! With the knife!
I was chasing you for half an hour.
299
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:23,680
The winners of Skive LAN 3.0 are
the boys from the Troll Room.
300
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,640
Look at me now!
301
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,320
Yeah! Yeah!
302
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,160
-Gustav, move that monitor.
-I can't, my leg goes there.
303
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,840
-You were pretty good today.
-So were you.
304
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,880
-You were very good.
-It went well.
305
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,400
Hey! What's up,
Lizzie and the Losers?
306
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,680
Behave yourself. Let's go.
307
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,800
Do your arses hurt
after being fucked so hard?
308
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,840
She's coming.
309
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,440
Look what you've done, Sebastian.
310
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,160
No, no! Easy now!
311
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,480
Fucking peasants!
312
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,520
Dad, it's just a tiny scratch
on the windscreen.
313
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,240
I promise you,
the insurance will cover everything.
314
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,040
There were cameras everywhere.
It wasn't my fault, Dad.
315
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,400
It was the kids and Lizzie.
Those monsters wrecked your car.
316
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,760
Have this, Mum.
317
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,880
Tickets for Lalandia?
What good is that to us, dear?
318
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,200
It's all-inclusive.
I know it's very generous of me.
319
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,280
You should leave now.
320
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,200
Fuck off, will you?
321
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,360
I'll replace it, Dad. I promise you.
322
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,800
I'll raise the money.
323
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:35,800
I thought about writing a song
to sing outside her window.
324
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,360
But she lives on the fifth floor
325
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,000
and I don't have
the lung capacity to reach here.
326
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,760
I checked the price of renting
a cherry picker to get up there.
327
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,480
One that reaches the fifth floor
would come to 10,000 to 20,000.
328
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,360
And if her Norwegian boyfriend is
there alone, I'd be serenading him.
329
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,760
And I'm not in love with him.
330
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,680
-Henrik.
-What?
331
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,880
-Take this. I mean it.
-What is it?
332
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,400
The last Lalandia tickets.
I gave my mum the rest.
333
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,840
I thought it might be good
for you and Solvej.
334
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,560
That Norwegian is just a phase.
335
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,280
She'll realise how great you are.
Everybody who knows you does that.
336
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,480
Cheers.
337
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,160
Maybe I should make
more people know me.
338
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,520
I don't get it.
339
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,120
I was just kidding.
340
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,200
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