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Dr Wong how s my wife?

Nothing special

But ast time when you wife did the operation

Two holes were dri led n both eyes

Then two cocks being put n to depressursed

Do you understand? know about that

Because the pressure in her eyes bal s they need to depressurize

Otherw se she'l be bind

You are a so a doctor?

Yes Cardiac Specaist

But now because the pressure is too large

There re m nor cracks n the micromodu e for both eye

She won t be ab e to see n two to three days

So she l get back her eye s ght after 3 days?

That's rght

Because her Pup ls have react ons

Thank You

Wife

Husband .

D d the Doctor said when am ab e to see again ?

No worry , Y ou 'll bo able to seo in throe days .

No please

Jack

You bul y on me can t see

Don't be so petty

Again ?

Don't go

Please wait for a sec

Mrs Ng phone for you

Thank you

Thank you You re we come

Suzi Yes l m a right

Doctor said l can see aga n day after tomorrow

heard my husband fight ng the mosqu toes again

We moved to Sa Kung for somet me he sti l can t cope

Are you out of your m nd don't be s l y!

Heard they'l exp ode n the plane

Yes

The female breast is for breed ng

Not as a toy!

You make them as big bal ls wi l spoi your man

Of course don't scared me !

Who l en arge the r breast as b rthday present for the husband?

Talk to you aga n bye

Are you doing this on purpose or an accident?

'm do ng th s on purpose

On purpose?

You forget the ce for my orange juice

Mui.

'l help you

Are you sure?

Of course

Be caroful.

Do you know where the kitchen s?

Of course l do

Scare the he l out of me

Let you see you see

Tsu S u Fung? You ve got the t ckets?

You real y have your way

Two tickets

Who to d you l l go w th you?

Don't make any excuse

'l p ck you up after work tomorrow

can go with you but

you ve to do someth ng for me Always ask ng for somethings

What now?

Nothing slpecial , only my boss 's troublesomo.

Please he p me to develop them

Taste good?

Very n ce thank you wife

Are you sure you want to go to Macau?

This sem nar is about Septal Defect

That s my spec a ity how can not go?

Do you have to?

Sure l want to stay here but need to be there

Forget it you do your work

Guess when l open my eyes aga n n few days

Who l be the f rst see?

Bull shit, of cours o is tho doctor!

And the doctor is me your husband

Mu please help me to take care of my wife

Sit down

'l be back soon

Don't brng in the dog w l mess up the p ace

The phone is broken please take to repai

bought a new one

G ad l ve a look forget the battery

Boy

'm go ng now

Mrs Ng l need to go out for a whi e

Where?

Then l l be alone here

just finished the asthma med c ne

f don t go out and get it

'l d e f it breaks out

Then you come back qu ck

Yes sure

Boy

Boy

Boy

Come Come w th me

Your dog s so pretty

But the dog is so b g

Please don t et t run around

t won't come back if t ran away

'l help you to tide t up Thanks

Who re you ook ng for?

'm ook ng for Dr Ng

Hos out, I'm his wife .

Mrs Ng l am Chu Sam

You can ca l me Sam

Hi, Sam .

This is a token of regards for you both

Take it

Thanks Your eyes

t's temporary

No worry , Dn Ng's rmedical skillis so brilllant.

My wife has a heart problerm .

We have tred many special sts

Then g adly we met Dr Ng

She s cued after he goes through

You mean her heart?

Yes

Put a tube from the bottom of the foot through rght?

Yes

You love your Wife very much

Suro husband loves wifo.

Dr Ng came for our wedding too

We're so honored

You know each other long?

Long t me ago since prmary

My nick narme is submarine .

Oh the one who always put the hand n the toi et

Yes

Don't wear und e when wearing shorts

Your husband pee during the class

Many timos .

Yes he to d me before

Ho was going to introduce his sistor So Ching to mo as girlfriend .

But how can l deserve her right?

Sho went to U .S .

Gone?

Come in and have a seat

O K

he p you

Thank You

We haven t met you yet after we marred

fee inferorty! dare to come to your wedding

f not that my wife asked me to thank Jack today

dare not to see you guys

We used to go up the h l s w th Chiu and Mei to catch the spiders

Let me he p you

Thanks

Now , Jac k is so prostigo, a doctor.

'm useless only a printing man

Don't say that every professional produce topmost master

- Como and sit inside . -Suro.

he p you

Your House is very pretty

Take a seat

No , I'm scaro will rmake it dirty.

Oh you're alone in the house?

Yes my maid went out to buy someth ng

Then l should go

Sit for a little while .

No ... not too conveniont.

'm go ng

Bye

Oh yes don t walk around alone lt s dangerous

Thank you

Why Mui s sti l not back?

s that you Mu ?

can t f nd a tax

Thanks t's O K

Got a l wet

'l g ve you some tea

Sorry about th s

That's O K

Can borrow your washroom?

At the back of the dinn ng room

You want some fru t?

O K

You sound funny when you eat

Let me he p you

Thank you

You re we come

Oh no My pants are wet too

Can borrow some dry c othes to change

You can go to the laundry room

My husband has some clothes not yet ron

You can wear those

Shit...

'm a b g big banana

Smel good sweet and yummy

'm changed

Wh ch one you choose?

took the l ght b ue shit made n taly

You real y know how to choose

This is my husband's favourte sh rt

He looks rea ly handsome when wear this on

So glad that my wife met your husband

f not then she might never be cured Don't know what to do

You real y ove your wife she must be pretty

Of course

She got pretty eye brow

Sh ny eyes

sorrow but charming face

and weak but attractive body

Why you sounds so formal?

'm a prnt ng man

We print anything n our company

earnt them when read them

That's how you get your wife then

No , she doosnt like rme in this industry .

She said there's no future

She can't say that

She just doesn t understand

You should exp a n to her did a ready

But sti l no use

sa d there re many good books

Many just printod and thon left in the warehouso. No one wants thom .

But those books are meaningful

Why no one buy them then ?

So hard job to prnt them

My hands aro all bla .ck .

The nk just can t be washed off

She won t et me touch when l got home

But those are good books

So why no one buy t then f they're good

Tel me why?

Then why don't you buy it ?

Your husband do operat ons for the patients

Always have b ood on hands

Wi l you let h m touch you?

Wi l you?

No ? rmy handsro black with ink , and blood is red .

Both aro coleurs.

Why you et your husband touch you not me? Why?

Sorry

t's ok

The rain seem to have stop now

Yes stop

Then l l eave you n peace l m going

'l take you to the door No it 's ok

Oh yes w l g ve you back the clothes ater on

Who?

Who? Who s that?

Who?

'm Sam there s a burg ar here

can t f ght h m et me borrow the brush

Don't go l l catch you

When catch you l l ki l you

Don 't boat rme , stolp chasing, l cant run anymore .

Don't chase you? 'l fo low you for 9 streets

Beat you to death burg ar

Don't hold my ta l

You th nk l can't get you hiding down there?

Beat your head and feet

Beat your ass k l you bad boy

'm Sam

'm go ng to die soon

Help stop chas ng me

Still run ?

Ho ran away.

Don't worry l l go down and see if he s w th others

You rest for a wh le here

The stick's bend Don't want it now

Drink somo miik , m y mum said is good for calrming.

And eas er to get to sleep

Drink somo.

You s eep t ght 'l go down and watch out for you

The man is so ta l and b g can t f ght h m

'l watch out

Don't be scared

Don't be afraid

'l go and watch out

Morning! You ro ulp.

made some breakfast for you

Come down and have breakfast

t's hot just done

Eat slowly p enty more

You make so much how to f n sh?

Slowly one plate by one

May bo we should call the lpolice .

After the breakfast we go

You haven't eat yet

'm ok We go to report t now

Ok you're so troublesome

Hel o? ls that the po ice? We're be ng burg ar ast n ght

and a woman s miss ng please send the pol ce

What address? Ha Yeung Chuen

s it No 20? Yes

Yes No 20 Ha Yeung Chuen

Please send the po ice qu ck

How leng? ... 2 hours.

So quick .

You re getting more eff c ent Can you get through?

Who the hel are you by the way

Please eave my husband s back soon

You husband went to Macau

Wi l be back n 2 days

How do you know that ?

saw al your etters n the etter box

waited this chance for 1 year

Last year you went to U S with your husband

and then Europe and then twice to Phi ippnies

But no matter you're n overseas or H K

'l wa t be outs de the house to watch you

won't let anyone hurt you guys

don t want anyone to d sturb us so

s Mui back?

Mui...

Mui, whore 're you ?

Don't h de please come out

Come out where you h de you can t get away

Sh t you bite me?

Beat you to death

'l k l you f l get you come out

Sti l hiding run ? Where can you go?

See where you can go

Run? You think t l be ok just runn ng around?

ask you not to run

Run? Go to hel

Go to Hel Catch you and beat you

Step you to death

Step more

Sorry l make your place d rty

But you l t dy up for me rght?

Strange not many doctors smoke

Your husband bought that?

Smel good

Beside your husband

Have you even be ng touched by other men ?

n MTR or buses Ever being touched?

Don't let me repeat myself

How did that foel?

D sgusting? Feel awfu ?

think you l ke it rght?

'l feel disgust ng

What if the man is handsome?

He is innocent and there're too many peop e

Those peop e keep push ng

Push him beh nd you and then against your back

Moving around at your back

Then what l you do?

Wi l you be exc ted?

Tel me the truth wi l you?

f he doesn t mean to

Then may be

May bo what ?

May be exc ted

Awasome you feel disgust ng when on purpose

Handsome and not meant to then you feel excited?

Have you ever masturbate?

No never?

When you make love to your husband have you ever thought of other men?

No ?

No one knows what you ro thinking!

You won t even think? So stup d!

Tel me the truth

Have you ever thought of other men when you make ove to your husband?

A nswer rme !

Chow Yut Fat Chow Yut Fat?

Chow Yut Fat

How about Jac ky Chan ? A ndy L au ? A aron K wok ?

Ever?

No ? How about western guy ?

mgaine now

There is a man here

Look exact y ike R chard Gere

Mature , Well- being and handsorme .

Elegant and very gentleman

This man

s me

Go away

et's kiss

You shouldn't feel disgust ng

s th s sk rt O K ?

Come let me help you to s t here

Come

Come and eat

'm not hungry

Then drnk some wine

On your rght hand s de

t's Greek Red Wne

The bread s on your left hand s de

Eat the stealk , its yumrmmy.

Don 't waste it, eat more .

Eat mine also f not enough

've made a ot

Good?

Very good real y yummy

t's dog meat

The one outs de

Don't throw up

'l let you eat what you throw out

Cont nue eat ng

Quick and get on with it

Don 't broak it.

C oser Hel o

C oser

Holp ...

Holp ...

Mum asked me to be calmed

Murm askod rme to koelp calrm .

've to keep ca m

've to keep ca m

've to keep ca m

've to keep ca m

've to keep ca m

've to keep ca m

Your husband treat you we l

ove my wife too

Let you see something

s th s pretty?

My wife is oven lprettier.

Does this look innocent?

My wife is oven rmoro innocont.

s she sexy?

My wife is oven sexion

This one sorry th s s me

make ove to my wife every n ght

Then l start to fee

She starts to use different pos tions

Then l asked her one day sa d

Wife your sex techniques has improved

She said no

sa d: No it 's Merci ess

Come

Sho said : Stop it, go to sleelpl

sa d: Don't s eep! Let's talk for a wh le

From that day she won't let me touch her

At fist l thought t was these ink on my hands

But no

She has another man

Let me wear green hat

s it comfortab e?

Your wife has eft you for somet mes now

She left you and you disturb me

t's seem not too fai

Why don't you just let me go

We just pretend nothing happen

Massage here

O K ?

Don't ever think that'l be a happy end ng

Harder

Rea ly comfortable

May bo whon you feol halppier lator on .

Remember to ask me to make love with you

But you ve to g ve me a stronger h nt

Or otherwise 'l be angry

A lso ,

don t mention my wife again

G ve that to me

What re you do ng?

What happen ?

What happen ? Haunted?

can t breath

What?

- My medicine ... -What modicino.

Where?

Mui...

n Mui's place?

O K l get it for you

s it this one

So how's that? Are you o k ?

Medicine

My medicine

'l go and get t troub esome

Be caroful, lay down first.

2 7 5

- Who is leoking for Dn Ng? Hollo ... l'm ...

s it this one?

Why you come out of the room?

You l ttle dev l

Get up fist

Look at you so ug y

Even when my wife s in great humb e not as ug y ike you

You s eep for a whi e go down fist

you l e to me

This is Mui's name on the Dr 's record

You l ed that you've asthma

You thought then l won t make ove to you?

FLit me! Come and f it me! sa d f it me!

can t do that

'm marred

You wife left with other man and you harm me

What is it to do with me?

Even you do me your wife won't come back

Yes you're rght

My wife won 't como bac k to rme .

Because she s dead

My wife 's a hoart lproblem , selptal dofect.

When she went to see the doctor

That dr makes use of the dependent fee ings of the pat ent and have sex with my wife

don't know about this at al

Unti l found out my wife s action ook weid

Then l fo low her

found out that she went to the motel w th a man

saw she made love to this man

The man is the doctor

When got home didn't ment on it

'm afra d f l spi led t out

Sholl be sad and leave mo.

want her to stay w th me

Green hat that s o k

She looked down on me that's f ne

Even she won t et me touch her hands that's O K

don t dare even to offend the man

dare not to offend the doctor

Coz don t want to offend the man she l kes

Two years

was ike a cucko d for 2 years

Then my wife had a heart attack

And d ed in the hospital

She held my hand before she died

Asked me to forg ve her

forgave

But cannot forg ve the doctor

want to stab him to death

For two years the medicine he gave to my wife

Al are v tamins on y

Ho do m y wifo, l want to do his.

A nd this doctor is ..

t won't be Jack

t doesn t matter you don t be ieve it

You l know when he s back

Jack won't do that

Next t me when see you

You ve better be ready

Otherw se l wi l sketch on yourface

And see f your husband st l wants you

Don't th nk l m easy to bu ly

'm not scare of you

Please et me go

That man is ta l big and strong

Who is h m?

So am !

f he comes back then we l be dead Who s that?

Ghost? Burglar? Po ice?

Don't try to scare me? There s nobody here

Where s him ? Say it !

May be he s in the garage

He wants to k l my maid

You let me go

Scare me?

'l go out and have a look

s there any bonus for sav ng your ma d?

s your ma d pretty?

've never seen such a big house al my l fe

Let me enjoy it

Take 2 more

This s great

So many food

So many food and so many jewels

Have you finished ?

Please take me with you when you f n shed

You want me to go? Not that easy

beg you please

You you don t be ieve me

t's o k you don't take me just go yourse f

Please ca l the po ice for me when you re out

Po ice? To arrest me?

Are you out of your m nd crazy

You hand is so soft

Very pretty ndeed

Let me touch you

Nol

You b te me?

Shit.

m a good ook ng guy

You wa t and see what l l do w th you

No ...

You l ke to squeeze bal s and l let you do t

No .

No right No want right? l don't l ke bal s?

Then l let you touch my itt e junior

No please

No ...

Why is your junior so sma l?

Yes

You st l have not cut the prepuce? Yes

Let me he p you

No .

No Just l ke a mosquito b te

No .

Why re you ike this ?

Not yot cut and you poe ?

Help Take a banana

Come ready No

Excuse rme , is Mui hore ?

She is not her tonight

Strange where she s gone?

was go ng to concert with her

But until now shos not show up .

Then l don't know

You re

'm Mr Ng

Dr Ng Yes

Where's your wife?

Hor eyes is not so well, resting ulpstairs.

Good n ght

Can take a seat ins de?

Sorry l ve et you stand so long

Come on in

This house s great

Mui is really not hero?

Not here

A b t th rsty l want someth ng to drink

'l get it for you

Thank you

Soft drink?

Suro.

n can?

O K

Hore you go .

heard some no se in there

- My wife is sleelping in thero. -R oally ?

My wife love to sleop .

Don 't leokl it's awful.

've seen many d sgusting thing be ng a po ice

Why it 's stick up?

told you

My wife said l lookod like awood when we rmarried .

So , sho found a handsorme ono and stick it on .

How can that be Of course

Sit outside O K

'm sorry to disturb you

t's O K l l walk you out Thanks

You re we come

So

Actua ly l transferred here for sometime already

But sti l don t have a chance to meet you

Rea ly? Doctors have to standby 24 hours a day

Not home often

Oh yes when you guys got marred?

26 January 1989

Oh yes f 'm l and go to your cl n c

Wi l you g ve me a discount?

You re so c ose w th Mu you won't get i l

Bye

Stop the car

Can you take me to the pol ce station please?

To the pol ce station? What for?

Someone wants to k l me start your car qu ck

Who is that?

He is crazy can you hurry up please O K l bel eve you for once

Thanks

The one in the wedd ng photos s not the same

Who is th s man ?

Holp .

Don't come

'm the po ice ca m down Don t be scare

You re the pol ce Beware beh nd you

No one can stop me for revenge

Moro and rmoro poolple in this houso.

can t wait for your husband any onger

Easy!

f you re good to me won't go

'm a woman l need comfort too

We've p enty of time et's take a bath fist

'd one the day before

My husband d d something wrong he needs to be respons b e

You come here slowly and give me w ne

l be w ld

Good l l ke you w ld

You won t be ieve how wi d can be it 's scary!

What re you two doing?

Husband .

Not m y fault , l carme and fixx tho pipo.

F x the pipe? At night t me with my wife? No he is not

f n shed the game l m going Don't l sten to h m

He is crazy You shut up

Don 't shout to her.

t's OK for man to go out and p ay

Why not for woman too? No harm Don't l sten to h m

Have you not play before? No

t's none of your business play or not

Why you play my wife?

Yes l p ay her so what?

Haven 't you ? Another rmans wifo?

Play my wife

Stop beat ng me

No .

Why you give me green hat?

Husband , dont be so imlpulso, calrm down !

have to treat many patients a day

So t red with b ood over my hand after operation

And you're home steal ng man?

- No , I'm not. -Still deny ?

Husband .

You know t is hard to take care a wife then why you played mine?

My wife is Jennifer.

Wh ch Jennifer?

What? You forget my wife's name already?

rea ly don't know her mate

'l let you say that aga n do you remember?

Remember w th big b g eyes and ta l nose

The one who l kes to wear red Yes you got t

You remember at ast

Don 't kill mo, you wife flirt rme firs t.

My wife has mo, why she would flirt with you .

You want to de ay her cure for her heart disease?

No l real y want to help her

There is no med c ne for septa defect Help here?

Help her l ke th s?

Man , you lplayed rmy wife alroady and still hit mol

Beat you to dead

Man , you lplayed rmy wife , but you still ht rme .

Drop dead bad man beat you to death Both of you are bad

Bastard , Go to holl ...

Go to he l

Drop dead

Come out

Why don't you speak? Come out

Go to he l

Where're you?

Come out

Why no sound? Come out!

Where?

Say someth ng let me know where you're

Open the door

Wife

Forg ve me

Forg ve you? What do you mean by forgive?

Just pretend nothing has happen right?

You know won't even ki l a fly s nce was a kid

Al the th ngs are wel prepared for me s nce was a k d

The on y one cho ce l made s to get married w th you

thought l am the happiest person

But no am the most stup dest one

need to thank you

f t s not you harm h s wife and she's dead

Then the man won't come and ook for me

won't be able to earn to fight n 3 days

F l ed the battery use trck to ki l

Now I'm a rmurderor, shit.

Why you sounds so ow prof le

Al yourfemale patients went to bed with you

They g ve you the r l fe

The medicines you give have your sperm on them

Wife l m wrong this time

You only wrong for th s once

Only once and you see what ead t to

What if you make another mistake what'l happen to me?

Wife help me to stop the b ood

Stop the b ood

Leave that for your g rlfrend

Wife stop the blood for me

Help me please

You th nk you'l scare me away?

waited 3 days for this chance

Lator on , I'll skin off you frosh piece by pioco.

Then fried t for you to eat

Don't th nk woman is easy to bu ly

sa d 'l become real y scary when l m wi d

Don't everf ght with women anymore