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- Oh my God.
- Yeah.
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Ten million.
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Yeah.
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- Norman left that to you?
- To us.
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- To us?
- Yeah.
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So five of that is mine?
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All of it is yours.
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What do you mean?
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Before he died, he forgave the money
that he lent me for the IRS.
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I... I just can't take any more from him.
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It doesn't feel right,
so I want you to have it.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You sure you don't want
to buy something crazy for yourself?
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Like what?
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Like, I don't know, a Rolls-Royce?
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Jesus, no.
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If I saw me in a Rolls-Royce,
I would have to hate me.
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Okay. Maybe a Porsche or a Ferrari?
You could use it to pick up chicks.
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Yeah. Nothing sexier than an old guy
who can't get out of his own car.
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Honey, I want this to be for you.
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You invest it wisely,
you've always got a financial cushion.
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- Never go without.
- Thank you.
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You're very welcome.
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Wait. How come the money didn't go
to me directly?
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How come Norman gave it all to you?
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Yeah, well, um...
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...this is where it gets a little tricky.
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Norman was afraid that it
might, uh, wind up in the wrong hands.
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I don't understand.
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Your boyfriend.
He was not sure about your boyfriend.
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He wasn't sure?
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What wasn't he sure about?
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That maybe he's not, um, a keeper.
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What? Martin's totally a keeper.
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He's a lovely man. I like him very much,
but this is a lot of money.
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And Norman felt strongly
that it be kept safe for you.
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Is that how you feel?
It needs to be kept safe?
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Well, it is a lot of money.
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Do you not trust Martin?
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With this kind of dough?
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I wouldn't trust my own mother.
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God rest her soul.
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Look, if you're okay with it,
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I'm gonna put this
in a mutual fund, bonds maybe.
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Somewhere you don't have to worry about.
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You know,
I'm probably gonna marry Martin.
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That's fine. That's a wonderful thing.
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I will walk you down the aisle,
and with tears in my eyes,
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I will proudly give you away.
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So, do I tell him about the money then?
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I don't know.
I can't really tell you what to do.
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- But...
- Why does he need to know?
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So I should have a secret
from my husband?
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- But don't think of it as a secret.
- What is it then?
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Ten million dollars, five if you tell him.
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Hey. Am I interrupting anything?
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- Nope.
- All right. Ready for dinner?
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- Yeah. You bet.
- Okey do... Sandy, wanna join us?
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- No, thanks. You guys go ahead.
- All right.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Check this out.
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I bought 20 lotto scratchers
at the gas station.
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First one paid back two dollars.
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- Cool.
- We can scratch the rest over dinner.
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- Any luck?
- No.
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All right. Well, we had three winners,
so that's pretty good.
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How is spending 20 bucks
to make six bucks pretty good?
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You're not counting
the entertainment value
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we got from the act of scratching.
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That's easily five bucks apiece,
you know, per capita.
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Come on. It's only money.
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Mac and cheese with langostino lobster?
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Right here.
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- And ahi tuna salad.
- Thank you.
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- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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You know the langostino lobster
is technically not a lobster?
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It's actually closer to the crab family.
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Uh-huh.
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Something bothering you?
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No.
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Mindy.
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I just don't understand
how you can survive a heart attack
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and eat mac and cheese
with langostino lobster.
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- Crab. It's really... it's really crab.
- It's really irresponsible.
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Do you want me to return it?
I'll return it.
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- I just want you to make good decisions.
- I'll get a green salad with crackers.
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And why would you blow 20 bucks
on lotto tickets?
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My credit card wasn't working
at the gas pump,
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so I went inside to pay with cash and...
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I don't know, I was... I was feeling lucky.
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You were feeling lucky?
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Yes.
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A feeling I likely will not have tonight
in our boudoir.
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You know what? Do whatever you want,
eat whatever you want.
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I'm not your mother.
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I... Okay, uh, pardon me,
I'm sorry to bother you.
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Uh, can I possibly exchange this
for a green salad?
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- Is there something wrong with it?
- No, no, not at all.
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It's just that
I recently had a heart attack,
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and, uh, this...
this might not be a healthy choice.
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- You're just figuring that out?
- Please don't make me feel worse.
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I'll bring you a salad.
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Thank you.
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And crackers.
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Wow. Who broke her heart, huh?
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Okay. Cards on the table.
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Your father and your grandfather
left you a great deal of money,
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not to mention this house
and all the artwork in it.
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- There's a Hockney in the living room.
- I know.
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- That's a gazillion dollars all by itself.
- I imagine so.
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I don't care for the painting,
but so what, right?
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Right.
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Anyway, before he died,
he created a living trust.
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What is that? Is that like a will?
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Sort of, except it helps avoid
a lot of estate taxes.
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Smart. My dad was a smart man.
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And he made me
the executor of that trust.
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That's great. That makes a lot of sense.
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He did that because he didn't trust
either of you to handle the money wisely.
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- Fucking father!
- Son of a bitch!
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In the meantime,
I've arranged for you both
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to receive a reasonable monthly allowance.
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How much?
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Let... Let me finish.
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As well as having the trust cover
all the expenses needed
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to maintain this house,
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uh, taxes, utilities, insurance,
gardening, housekeeping...
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Sandy.
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You've been a good friend
to my dad for many years
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and like a second father to me.
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So I hope that you know I'm coming
from a place of love
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when I tell you your services
as an executor are no longer required.
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You're fired.
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You can't fire me.
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- Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
- Oh, I actually am.
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- Call your dad's lawyer and ask him.
- I will.
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Go ahead.
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Perhaps I will have my lawyer call
my dad's lawyer.
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Who's your lawyer?
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Someone you shouldn't mess with.
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Nice, Mom. How much is my allowance?
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$5,000 a month.
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Okay. Well, what about $5,000 a week?
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No.
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- Come on, negotiate with me.
- No.
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We need a lawyer.
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You probably should know
that if you contest the terms
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of the trust,
all the money goes to charity.
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Well, that settles it then.
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We'll form a charity.
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Oh, Norman, help me. Jesus Christ.
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Sandy, he's not in heaven.
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He is caught in the endless psychodrama
of death and birth
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that's been going on for billions of years
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until L. Ron Hubbard discovered
the spiritual technology to free mankind.
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- Thank you.
- It's just the truth.
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Okay, um, I gotta go.
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If that Hockney goes missing,
I'm turning you both in to the police.
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Why'd you bring up the painting?
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Why did you bring up
your imaginary lawyer?
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Oh, Jesus.
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Hello, ex-wife.
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Hello, ex-husband.
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Is this a bad time?
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No, it's fine.
I'm just taking a little break.
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Jack and Pepper.
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You know me too well.
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To know you is to divorce you.
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To what do I owe this, um...
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Hi. What's up?
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Well, two things.
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First of all, I wanted
to say how sorry I was
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to hear about Norman.
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- Thank you.
- I know you two were very close.
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Yeah.
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It's a shame you weren't gay.
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You would have made such a nice couple.
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You're not the first person to say that.
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You're doing all right though, right?
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Not really.
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As hard as it was
to lose my friend,
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it's been even harder
to manage his affairs.
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Oh no, he didn't.
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He did. Yeah.
He made me executor of his estate.
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- So you're fucked.
- Totally.
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Sorry.
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Can't you weasel out of it?
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I could, but I am so pissed off
at his daughter and his grandson,
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I'm gonna hang in there out of spite.
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Now, you said there were two things.
What's the second?
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I'm coming to Los Angeles.
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Hello?
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Yeah, no, I'm here.
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Uh, that's great. Uh, what's the occasion?
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Well, I wanna spend some time
with our daughter.
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Uh, well, that's nice.
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I think we might be planning a wedding.
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Really?
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Oh, well, that's just swell.
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Oh, come on, you must've known about it.
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Well, she plays her cards pretty close.
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But you like him, right?
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Uh, yeah, no, I like him.
We've become good friends.
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing!
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When your voice goes up an octave,
I know you're lying.
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My voice is not...
...is not up an octave.
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Well, tell me. Maybe I can help.
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Oh, Roz, honestly,
there's nothing to tell.
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Listen, I gotta go.
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Maybe when you're in town,
we'll get together, catch up.
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Also, when you start a sentence
with the word "honestly,"
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I know you're lying.
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Bye, Roz.
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That man wouldn't know the truth
if it crawled out of his ass.
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So, what's your story?
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Yes, please, come in.
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Sandy, you got a minute?
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Sure. What's up?
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I just wanted to share
some good news.
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Oh, great. I could use some good news.
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I got a job on a TV series.
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Oh, Margaret. That's fantastic!
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Thanks.
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- I owe it all to you.
- No, honey, you're really talented.
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You would've found a way
with or without me.
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Come on, sit down. Tell me all about it.
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You remember that show Quincy?
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Uh, with Jack Klugman, yeah, sure.
He was, like, a coroner or something?
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- Yeah. It's a remake of that.
- Right.
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- I play Quincy's assistant.
- Oh, that's wonderful.
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It's... I remember he would solve crimes
by doing autopsies, uh...
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I used to call the show Queasy.
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There's a lot of blood and guts
in the pilot.
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Who plays Quincy?
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Morgan Freeman.
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- Whoa. He's terrific!
- Yeah.
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They updated the character,
so Quincy's now gender-fluid.
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- Uh... Wh... I'm sorry?
- Nonbinary?
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Genderqueer?
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Doesn't identify as "he" or "she."
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Oh, sure. Yeah. You know, I'm hip to that.
He's a "they" or a "them," yeah?
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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Morgan Freeman, gender-fluid coroner.
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Well, there's talk
they may replace him.
248
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,797
The company's under a lot of pressure
to hire an actual NB actor.
249
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,798
NB?
250
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,758
Nonbinary.
251
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,092
Oh, sure, sure.
252
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,471
You know, Leonard Nimoy
almost didn't play Mr. Spock
253
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,181
'cause they wanted an actual Vulcan.
254
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,683
That's a joke, right?
255
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,518
I was hopin'. Um...
256
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,188
- Did you tell the other students?
- Not yet.
257
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,774
Well, come on, let's make an announcement
at the end of class.
258
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,317
They're gonna wanna celebrate.
259
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,736
- You think?
- Of course. Don't you?
260
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:03,449
When Lane got the Super Glue commercial,
everyone congratulated him,
261
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,659
but you could tell they were jealous.
262
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,954
Oh yeah, it didn't help him
handing out free samples.
263
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,916
Well, it doesn't matter.
We're all in this together.
264
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,544
Actors have to support each other
through success or failure.
265
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,755
Was that how it was
when you were getting started?
266
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,132
- Yeah.
- It's not like that now.
267
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:30,518
Okay, before we call it a night,
we got some great news to share.
268
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,145
- Margaret?
- Uh, okay.
269
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,729
Um...
270
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:39,401
I... auditioned for a part
on a new TV series,
271
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:41,946
and I got it.
272
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,157
A guest part?
273
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,992
A series regular.
274
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,868
Hmm.
275
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,913
Congratulations.
276
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,333
Well, that sounds wonderful.
277
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,751
Good for you.
278
00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,462
Kudos.
279
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,590
Good job, sweetie.
280
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:03,967
Brava.
281
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,398
- And it's like I stab it into his neck...
- Hard.
282
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,365
Ooh! Uh, excu...
Sandy, can I talk to you for a second?
283
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,075
- Yeah, sure. Hop in.
- Uh...
284
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,207
So what's up?
285
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:39,211
Uh, I just wanted to thank you
for letting me audit your class.
286
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,421
My pleasure.
287
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,465
Yeah, I thought it would be just,
you know, memorizing long speeches
288
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,134
and a whole lot of crying and yelling.
289
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,345
- Sometimes that wins an Oscar.
- Yeah, maybe.
290
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,181
But the way you teach it, it's very...
It's much deeper.
291
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,683
It's like psychoanalysis.
292
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:53,893
Well, thank you. I...
293
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,477
You ever been in therapy?
294
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,189
Oh, Sandy, I've never not been in therapy.
295
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,650
- Really?
- Yeah. Since I'm a kid.
296
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,734
Huh.
297
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,028
How's it going?
298
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,324
Uh, I think I'm starting
to make real progress.
299
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,203
Uh, while I got you here,
uh, let me ask,
300
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,707
has Mindy said anything to you
about her and me?
301
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,085
Wh... What would she have to say?
302
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,672
I don't know. I don't know,
but something's clearly out of whack.
303
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,674
Out of whack. Hmm. How?
304
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,635
I don't know. She's just...
305
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,096
She's just been really cold lately.
306
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,014
Almost mean.
307
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,683
And then when I ask her
if anything's wrong,
308
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,269
she looks at me
like I'm some kind of idiot
309
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,687
and stomps off.
310
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:43,776
Is it possible maybe
that you're just some kind of idiot?
311
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,527
Believe me, I don't discount that.
312
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,529
But I can't help feeling there's...
313
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,323
Something's going on.
314
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,742
Hmm, well, that is a pickle.
315
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,786
- Yep, yep.
- A pickle, pickle, pickle.
316
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:54,954
- Yep.
- Hmm?
317
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,707
- Sure.
- Hey, check this out.
318
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,002
A cigarette lighter.
319
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,380
- Got an ashtray too.
- No kidding.
320
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,800
- There's one over there on your door.
- Unbelievable.
321
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,219
I bought this car from Heinrich Himmler.
322
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,097
- Really?
- Low mileage. He only drove it to work.
323
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,306
Yeah.
324
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,142
You realize that's the third time
you told me that joke?
325
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,894
Really?
326
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,980
Well, that's a little worrisome.
327
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,278
Do me a favor,
don't tell Mindy I got high.
328
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,573
Sorry, we don't keep secrets
from each other.
329
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,493
You keep 'em from other people?
330
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,663
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
331
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,623
I was kidding.
332
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,375
So was I.
333
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,962
Okay.
334
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,048
How often do you go to therapy?
335
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,550
Twice a week.
336
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,552
How often do you tell the Nazi joke?
337
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,310
I really appreciate you guys
putting up with me for a couple days.
338
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,809
Oh, please. You kidding?
I love that you're here.
339
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,519
You stay as long as you like.
340
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,647
Mi casa es su "Sussudio."
341
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,358
- Ah. Phil Collins.
- Yeah. Good for you.
342
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,486
You know, I tried to turn Mindy on to him.
No luck.
343
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,655
Well, it's a little before her time.
344
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,366
Yeah, but you know what?
She... she's opened my head up
345
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,785
to a lot of stuff she likes.
346
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,829
Are you familiar with Megan Thee Stallion?
347
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:19,955
No.
348
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,832
Oh, she's really something. She's...
349
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,209
We listen to her a lot. Yeah.
350
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,795
♪ These bitches
Ain't really 'bout action ♪
351
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,713
♪ Uh-uh ♪
352
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,757
♪ A lot of these hoes just actin' ♪
353
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,674
♪ Ew ♪
354
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,719
♪ I'll rough a bitch up
That's traction, yeah ♪
355
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,930
♪ And then stick a... stick a...
Trash can... stick a...♪
356
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,433
♪ Stick her trash ass back
In the trash can ♪
357
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,894
♪ I'm a bad motherfucker with a backhand ♪
358
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,979
♪ You come too close, I'ma crack in ♪
359
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,607
♪ See, I already peepin'
Where you lackin' ♪
360
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,359
♪ You didn't even hear me
When I came through the back end ♪
361
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,987
- Do you really like that?
- No.
362
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,616
Just trying to stay current,
for Mindy, you know.
363
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,493
- Oh, that's sweet.
- Yeah.
364
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,954
Kinda hard to sing along
when Megan uses the N-word.
365
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,916
- Okay. Your room's all ready.
- Thank you, baby.
366
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:07,961
There's fresh towels in the bathroom,
shampoo, conditioner, everything you need.
367
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,506
And the toilet in there, it runs a little,
368
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,508
so just jiggle the handle,
then it'll stop.
369
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,718
- Got it.
- You must be exhausted.
370
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,638
I am a little tired.
371
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,516
I tell you,
airplane travel is not what it used to be.
372
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,727
Right? Remember when we used
to get dressed up to go on a plane?
373
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,312
- Oh, gosh.
- Right?
374
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,815
Yeah, and they treated you like royalty.
375
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,193
Yes, yes,
and the stewardesses were always smiling...
376
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,486
- Flight attendants.
- Hmm?
377
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,363
They're flight attendants.
378
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,700
Okay. But they were always smiling, right?
379
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,787
And the captain used to come back
halfway through the flight
380
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,122
to talk to the passengers.
381
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,708
They'd come by and put the plastic wings
on the kids' lapels.
382
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,952
Yeah. I still have one.
I have one in my cuff link box.
383
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:49,920
I still have the wings.
384
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,714
Flying was a magical experience.
385
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,050
It was. It wh...
I'll tell you what killed it.
386
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,219
Terrorism. Boom.
387
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,302
Cuban hijacking.
388
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,348
Okay, okay. True story.
389
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:05,477
1968, my aunt Patty...
You don't know her. She's dead.
390
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,981
But she won a vacation,
three-day vacation,
391
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,859
to the Barcelona Hotel, Miami.
392
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,486
Slight detour,
spent the weekend in Havana.
393
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,572
- You're kidding.
- Never got on a plane again.
394
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,990
- No.
- Absolutely.
395
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,700
Once she visited me from New York,
396
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,327
she took a cruise ship
through the Panama Canal.
397
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,121
That's fantastic.
398
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:27,416
She did buy me a little captain's hat.
I remember that.
399
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,376
I probably still have that one too.
400
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,879
- You okay?
- Yeah.
401
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,425
You sure? You got a little, uh...
got a little sourpuss thing going.
402
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,803
You know,
you do this all the time with my father.
403
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,972
I do what?
404
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,058
Dominate the conversation,
talk about the good old days,
405
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,852
purposely leave me out.
406
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,897
No. There's nothing pur...
It's not purposeful.
407
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,815
We just happen to have a lot in common.
408
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,735
And you and I have nothing in common.
409
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,818
Well...
410
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,945
Well, that's not true.
411
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,823
What about Megan Thee Stallion
at the Staples Center?
412
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,575
How about that?
413
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,953
What was that about?
414
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:06,662
I don't know.
415
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,333
It's just things have been, uh,
416
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,834
a little tense lately.
417
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,880
- Mind if I talk to her?
- Please. Be my guest.
418
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,389
♪ See me out in person
Now you know what N-words trippin' on ♪
419
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,434
♪ I had to cut the steak
No red meat on my lobster plate ♪
420
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,270
♪ I don't go back and forth
I don't play them games ♪
421
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,023
♪ Let the bitch play herself
That's masturbate ♪
422
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,236
- What's the deal, chamomile?
- I'm sorry.
423
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,488
That should never have happened
in front of you.
424
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,574
Well, I agree. What's going on?
425
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,827
It's just, he does this all the time.
426
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,373
Goes on and on
about the golden age of rock 'n' roll,
427
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,960
the golden age of movies,
the golden age of airplanes.
428
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,339
"Oh, Mindy, you don't know.
The world wasn't always like this."
429
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,091
"It used to be better."
430
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,175
It was!
431
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,052
Don't you start with me.
432
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:07,724
All right, you've fallen in love
with a man whose best days are behind him.
433
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,227
What else is he gonna talk about?
434
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,603
The future.
435
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,272
Our future.
436
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,567
- How old is he again?
- Sixty-seven.
437
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,531
Sex okay?
438
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,283
Mmm.
439
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,575
Once a week?
440
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,161
All right.
441
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,164
Anything else going on?
442
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,292
Yeah.
443
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,127
I'm filthy fucking rich.
444
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,839
Is... is that
one of the rap lyric thingies?
445
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,590
No. I'm rich.
446
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:44,219
Norman left me ten million dollars.
447
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,803
Oh.
448
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,680
Oh my.
449
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,559
He actually left five to me
and five to Dad,
450
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,269
but Dad gave me his share.
451
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,189
Really? I may have to take back
some of the horrible things
452
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,273
I've said about him.
453
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,192
Well, what's the problem?
454
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,111
You and Martin should be celebrating.
455
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,654
I haven't told Martin.
456
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,780
Why not?
457
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:07,451
Because Dad doesn't trust him
and told me to keep it a secret.
458
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,785
No take-backs.
459
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,663
The money is a problem.
460
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,333
You have to tell Martin.
461
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,626
If you don't,
then it looks like you don't trust him.
462
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:21,131
And if you don't trust him,
then this relationship is doomed.
463
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,175
I thought I trusted him.
464
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,926
Now I'm not so sure.
465
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:26,928
Come with me.
466
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,680
- Where are we going?
- Just come on.
467
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,060
What a nice night.
468
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,103
- I was enjoying the breeze.
- Get in the car.
469
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,105
- Where are we going?
- Just do it.
470
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,273
Okay.
471
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,077
You told me
you were gonna quit smoking pot.
472
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,486
Well, hey, I've cut way down.
473
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,363
- Don't lie to me.
- Okay.
474
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,960
Hey, Margaret. What's going on?
475
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,005
Everybody went out to dinner,
and they didn't invite me.
476
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,799
It's like I'm suddenly the enemy.
477
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,385
Whoa, whoa. Slow down. Everybody who?
478
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,513
Darshani, Breana, Lane, Jude.
479
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,099
They liked me fine
when I was an out-of-work actor
480
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,600
but not anymore.
481
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,227
Oh, come on. That can't be true.
482
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,687
It is.
483
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,107
I'm gonna have to quit the class.
484
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:26,571
You just have to be patient.
I mean, they'll come around.
485
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,116
- You think so?
- Absolutely.
486
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,159
Sandy, open the door.
487
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,912
And don't you quit my class.
That's a coward's way out.
488
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,224
Dad? I know you're in there.
489
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,542
We face our problems head-on.
490
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,002
That's what separates the winners
from the losers.
491
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,422
Sandy, I have no idea what's going on.
492
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,275
Thanks.
You always know the right thing to say.
493
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,385
It's all a part of being an actor.
494
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,387
We are students of human behavior.
495
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,305
Sandy, I brought a lawyer.
496
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,724
And he works with Kirstie Alley!
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