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(waves crashing)

(mellow rock music)

(dog barking)

♪ Skimming on the ocean ♪

♪ Loving on the sand ♪

♪ Feel the rhythm of your body ♪

♪ You're my only loving man ♪

♪ Time won't take, time won't take this away ♪

♪ Boy, when you touch me ♪

♪ I'm in your path ♪

♪ Knock me off of my feet ♪

♪ I never want to stray ♪

♪ Time won't take ♪

♪ Time won't take this away ♪

♪ Well, I Know what I got here ♪

♪ Yes, I got enough love for a life time ♪

♪ I know what I got here ♪

♪ And I know, yes, I know, yeah ♪

♪ Time won't take ♪

♪ Time won't take this away ♪

- [Moose] Yeah, baby.

I love coming here to the beach with you.

- [Pig Iron] I like it too. (moans)

You know what?

♪ Time won't take ♪

♪ Time won't take ♪

♪ Time won't take this away ♪

(bell ringing)

(students shouting)

(groans)

- Well, excuse yourself, Crowley.

You of all people should have some manners.

- Sure, Mr. Beck.

Here's my apology.

(laughing)

- You, you little pissant!

(pants ripping)

(laughing)

- Hey, Beck, you never looked so good!

Look at that!

- What, I.

- Hey, check those bun huggers!

- Hey, Beck, I always knew your heart

was in the right place!

- No, mooning on the premises, Beck.

You're in violation.

- You're expelled, Crowley!

- [Together] Ooh!

- Yeah, and you're exposed.

See you in September, Beck!

♪ Time won't take ♪

♪ Time won't take this away ♪

(cheering)

- Come on.

- Oh, you sure it's okay?

- Come on, boy, after what you just did

you go need some friends!

- Yeah, come on, climb in the clubhouse!

Consider yourself pledged!

(hands slapping)

- Come on, boy! - Yeah!

- Get in! - Let's get some food.

(students chattering)

- Hey, Michalski, who painted that fag wagon for ya?

- You wanna drag, dipshit?

(humming)

(engine revving)

(siren blaring)

(cheering)

(siren blaring)

- [Dispatcher] Turn on 427 36th Avenue, 909.

2/76 36th Avenue, 909.

(birds chirping)

- Moose, we gotta stop meeting like this.

(laughing)

- He deserves a ticket, Kragg.

It's guys like him that discredit the youth of America!

(laughing) - Ah, Kraggie!

(motor humming)

- [Announcer] No signs of clouds.

It'll be a pretty sunny day today.

Remain sunny throughout the weekend.

The high today will be about 70 degrees.

- We parked?

- Okay.

All right, all right, I'm coming here.

Watch your step now, be careful.

You okay, you okay?

- So who's got some money?

- Who's treating? - What?

- Oh. - Whoops, sorry, Chubs.

The back of the van's off limits.

- Hey, I thought Bart was with you.

He owes me a lunch!

- Looks like he owes you more like a diet pill.

(laughing)

- Bart's taking inventory.

You know, he's checking through a special catalog.

- Inventory?

Special catalog?

- You know, private parts?

- Well, come on, I'll treat you.

- [Chubby] Parts, I don't understand parts.

- [Woman] Private, very private parts.

(mellow rock music)

(laughing)

♪ When you're feeling down ♪

♪ And there's no one to be found ♪

♪ Take a look around ♪

♪ When you're feeling ♪

- I sure would like to get some of that myself.

♪ You come running on over to me ♪

- Michalski!

- Up yours too, you dumb gorilla!

- Yeah, up yours!

- Well, you really did a number on Old Man Beck.

He really lost it bad! (chuckles)

- Yeah, well, he has that coming.

He just hates to see us getting out for the summer.

♪ A love like mine ♪

♪ Not another kind ♪

♪ Whoa and you could come running on over to me ♪

♪ Show you how love should be ♪

♪ I'll show you how love should be ♪

- I'm going to depants myself at this very moment.

What are you doing to my finger?

That feels very nice.

(groans)

- [Chubby] Ow!

- This rig belong to you? - Are you kidding?

I ain't got the bucks for somethin’ like this!

- What's up, Kragg?

You workin' meters and parked cars now?

- Very funny, you guys were at the beach yesterday!

- Hey, officer, how about a glazed donuts?

All nice and glazed, just like you like...

- Shut your mouth, whaleface!

I'm talking to you Michalski!

I'm talking to you!

You were at the beach in this van

at Wayward Cove yesterday afternoon!

- No way, Kragg.

My grandmother took the van to Bonneville

for the time trials yesterday.

(spitting)

(laughing)

(groaning)

Look, you even scare the van, Skag!

I mean, Kragg!

- I Know this is the van!

Why the hell is it shakin’ like that?

- Vans do that, to rock music.

Honest, they do.

- Oh.

Rock outta here!

♪ I'll show you how love should be ♪

♪ Come running on over to me ♪

♪ I'll show you how love should be ♪

- That's the van, that is the van.

- Fine, do you have your junior detective's badge with you?

- Oh, you're gonna get funny with me?

You're gonna get funny with me?

You know, I could write you a citation for an anti-sway bar!

- [Michalski] Right, anti-sway bar, right!

(air hissing)

- [Kragg] That is the van!

♪ If you come running on over to me, I'll show you ♪

- I don't know when, Michalski, but I'm gonna nail ya!

‘Cause I know you all think I'm stupid.

- Right, stupid, right.

- Get outta my face, Michalski.

- Right, outta your face.

(engine revving)

- [Woman] Ah, goodbye!

- [Together] Up yours, Kragg! (laughing)

(whimpering)

- Hello!

Your name please?

- Chubby.

- Your God-given name.

- Herman Krandell.

- Herman Krandell?

- H-E. - I know how to spell!

How do you spell Krandell?

- K-R-A-N-D-E-L-L.

- Address.

Address.

- 432 West Oak Avenue.

- Violation.

- Violation, I didn't do anything!

- Loitering!

- Loitering, but I was...

- Loitering!

- Loitering, I was just standing here, I wasn't loitering!

- Sign that.

(chuckles)

I didn't ask you write a book!

Sign it!

I got one of ya!

Shit!

- Hey, listen, Chubs, don't take it so hard, okay?

- But I didn't do anything!

- Well. - Kragg doesn't care

about that.

- Hey, man, who drank all my Coke?

- You did.

- Listen, Chubs, we gotta go, you comin'?

- No, man, I gotta get another Coke.

- Here, take this.

Don't drink so much, you're gonna get zits.

(laughs)

- We'll see ya later.

(engine revving)

- Hey, fatso, don't choke on the stuff.

- Up yours, beef brain!

- What did you call me?

- Hey, listen, Moose, man,

it's not important what I called you.

What's more important is our feeling towards each other.

And right now I feel like you're my best buddy!

Yeah, but I don't like being called names!

- Hey, listen, Moose, man, neither do I.

Yeah, neither do I!

- Don't get snotty.

- You started it.

- All right, what did I say to you?

- Fatso.

- All right, what did you call me?

- Beef brains.

- What?

- Beef brains.

- I can't hear you.

- Beef brains!

‘Cause you ain't got nothin’ between your ears but beef!

- You know, Chubby, you're all right.

You got a lotta guts.

Yeah, a lotta guts.

(chuckles)

Come on, Chubby, meet my ladies.

This is Pig Iron and this is Bubbles.

- What you say, big boy?

- Hi.

- Oh, your hands are so cold.

Hey, let me warm ‘em up.

Like what you see?

- Yeah.

- Wanna see Moose's van, in the back?

- Has it got a stereo?

- [Bubbles] Oh, has it got stereo.

- Don't worry, there'll be plenty of music.

Come on, what do you say we go, huh?

- Take good care of you.

- Let's go, baby.

(mellow rock music)

- [Together] See ya later, Moose.

(van creaking)

(seagulls calling)

(girls laughing)

- Ah, wait a minute!

- [Girl] I'm gonna beat you!

(girl shouts)

- Come on, John!

It's our turn!

- There goes, Bart, that bastard!

(girl shouting)

You dumb jock, get down here!

- Oh, that's no way to treat Bart.

After all, he is your boyfriend.

- Oh, teenage love.

Isn't it wonderful?

- Oh, Bart, last night at the drive-in

when you touched my hand and slowly worked your way

down my blouse.

(laughing)

- Hey, there it comes again!

- [Joyce] You asshole!

(girls shouting)

- Hey!

There's something going on down there!

Come on!

- [Mayor] Testing, hello?

Hello? (tapping)

Testing, one, two.

- Hey, there's Chubby. - Three.

- Hey, Chubs, what's happenin’?

(tapping)

- Testing, one.

- Maybe we stick around long enough

they'll give us some of their hors d'ouvres.

(laughing)

- Hey, talk about turkeys.

Get a load of Nix!

(laughing)

- Will somebody please.

- This way, Mayor.

- Oh.

Ladies and gentlemen.

(whistling) (cheering)

- Who are they?

- A bunch of delinquents, I'll take care of 'em.

- Please, our Lord Mayor is about to speak.

- Welcome on this momentous occasion

and, I might add, it's a wonderful turnout indeed.

(laughing)

This momentous occasion.

I know that, I Know I am.

(cheering)

- Hey, Mayor, your fly is open!

- It gives me. (clears throat)

It gives me a great personal pride

to be part of this exciting new project.

Pacific Towers...

is not just another run of the mill high rise.

It is a monument to genius,

to the genius of architecture, that engineering, and

community relations. - Did he say high rise?

- Oh no, don't tell me they're gonna build on our beach?

- Months ago, when this plan was first

brought to me, I said...

- "What's in it for me," that's what he said.

- You can count on this community's full support.

- Hey, Kragg, he's kidding about building here, isn't he?

- Get outta here.

- (sighs) Does that answer your question?

- I Knew if you were here it had to be a drag, Kragg.

- Come on, let's tell the others.

- [Mayor] Here to tell you more about it,

the exciting new Pacific Towers,

the imminent developer, Mr. Howard G. Dexter.

(applauding)

- Thank you very much, thank you.

(clears throat)

As all of you very beautiful people know,

in only just a few short months,

our gorgeous new Pacific Towers,

41 grand stories, gleaming, glistening tribute to mankind.

(applauding)

- John!

John!

They're taking our beach!

- Great, just so they give it back!

- You don't understand!

- What the hell she talking about?

- They're building on it!

- Mimi, this is no time to be fooling around.

- Hey!

- Meems, what are you doing?

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Anodized aluminum, no wood, wood rots.

Then we will Know where the capital has been,

where it is going, and where it is going to stay!

- Get your ass off our beach!

- What is that?

Looks like a bird. - It's a plane.

- [Man] Sure as shit ain't Superman.

- [Man] Look out, here comes another one!

- I'll bring her down!

- [Mayor] Not out of season, you won't!

(screaming)

- Bang, bang, bang, bang, take that, you dirty land rapers!

- You get them!

(people chattering)

(giggling)

- Hey, did you see that creep scatter?

- Come on, let's split!

- What about the hang gliders?

- Oh, Randy'll get ‘em.

- Oh, it's Kragg, let's go!

(upbeat rock music)

(engine revving)

(siren blaring)

- Here he comes, hurry up!

- Don't worry, this mother's got four-wheel-drive!

(siren blaring)

- [Kragg] Bunch of birth defects.

I'm gonna gets yas.

I'll get all of you.

Freaks.

(grunts)

- You know, you really didn't have to do this.

- I wanted to.

You know, you won't need those for a while.

- No.

- Will I see you again?

It's going to be a long summer?

- Oh, I don't see why not.

Hey, how about tonight?

We're all meeting up at Mimi's house

to plan a protest about the building project.

- Hey, that's a good idea.

- Oh, she's got a great place.

And her parents aren't home, and The Lowriders,

you know the band from school?

Well, they're gonna be doing some rehearsal.

Oh, come on, It'll be a blast!

- You really want me to?

I don't drink and, well, I don't know how much fun I'll be.

- Look, you've got a good head on your shoulders,

and we' need all the brains we can get

if we're gonna tackle City Hall.

- Why the change of heart?

- Well, you're not the turkey I thought you were. (chuckles)

- Okay, I can't promise, but I will try.

See, I'm supposed to help my uncle

prepare a legal brief tonight.

- You see, you're not just another pretty face.

You're gonna be the next Clarence Durrell.

- Yeah, I wish.

- Come on, I need you.

- Okay.

- Mimi's is at the top of the hill, you can't miss it.

(engine revving)

- Woo hoo!

(dispatcher chattering)

- [Dispatcher] 2776 36th Avenue, 909.

(laughing)

(mellow rock music)

(boy shouts)

(mellow rock music)

(guests laughing)

(laughing)

(dispatcher chattering)

(engine revving)

(siren blaring)

- Hey, Moose!

If it isn't Flopsy, Mopsy, Fluff.

- Hey, General Kragg.

- One ticket wasn't enough for ya today, huh?

- Knock yourself out, man, I need some toilet paper!

- Hey, Moosey, come on, let's go have some fun.

- Yeah, let's have fun.

- Moosey?

You forget your tick, tick.

Sign it.

♪ The morning comes, we'll all be going free ♪

(dispatcher chattering)

♪ The morning comes, we'll all be free ♪

- Someday I'm gonna shoot your nuts off.

(laughing)

(mellow rock music)

♪ When I was at the age of three ♪

♪ Never was known for doing any good ♪

- The goon squad's arrived.

Hey, man, you've got the wrong entrance.

Deliveries are made around the corner.

- (chuckles) This guy's a barrel of laughs.

- I mean it, no further, okay?

- Hey, don't have a cow, dipshit.

- Johnny, excuse the lady's language.

Now can we come in?

- Why not?

Maybe he has some ideas about the cove.

Besides, it's his beach too.

- All right, but no grab ass, Moose,

and you keep it in your pants.

- Michalski, you're a prince.

- What can I tell you, Moose?

When you're right, you're right.

And this time you're right, come on.

(people chattering)

- [Moose] I gotta get over there for bread.

(laughing)

- [Woman] Hey! (laughing)

- [Man] Have some bread.

(people chattering)

- Chubby! - No!

(laughing)

No, I got some tonight.

- It's just something that I really, really, really,

really like.

(lips smacking)

- Yeah!

(people chattering)

- Hey, Manny, where you got the stuff tonight?

- Right here in the treasure chest. (chuckles)

- Hey, okay.

- [Woman] Yeah!

(lips smacking)

- It's... - Oh, super stud.

- Call of the wild.

(laughing)

- Listen, I Know you're a groupie, but it would be real nice

if you left the band alone and came and took a dip with me.

- But we don't have our bathing suits on.

- We don't need suits. (laughs)

- But the pool's over there.

- That's right.

(laughing)

(mellow rock music)

(hoop rattles)

- [Boy] Moose, you're angry!

- One more time, kid, and this is your head.

- What are you guys up to?

You going swimming?

- I thought about it.

Anything to cool off this poor man's Donny Osmond.

- Well, what about the meeting?

You know, the plans we were going to make

to put an end to the building project.

- Oh, come on, we will, don't worry about it.

- (sighs) Joyce, can I have a word with you for a moment?

- Sure.

- Come here.

(sighs)

- Why don't you just cool off?

(screaming)

(water splashing)

(screaming)

- I'm gonna kill you!

(screaming)

- Thanks.

Hi, I was afraid you might not come.

I hope you're not shocked.

- No, pleasantly surprised is more like it.

I guess I really have been at those books too long.

- Yeah, I guess maybe you've been missing out on a lot.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare,

but you really are beautiful.

- [Michalski] Joyce, can you come here for a second?

- Yeah, I'll be in in a minute.

Let me get you a beer.

- I don't drink.

(popping)

(dispatcher chattering)

(water splashing)

- [Boy] Watch out, man.

- Great form, huh?

- Really.

- Come on over here and check out this piano, Crowley.

The keys are 86 proof.

- Get out of my face, Michalski.

I don't want a bunch of nudist creeps

running around my jurisdiction, you get it?

- Private property, officer,

and there hasn't been any complaints.

- Up to Know, but there's about to be one called in.

And guess who's gonna make that call?

- Try Dial a Prayer, Kragg, it's toll free.

(radio chatter)

- Hey, hey, hey, my car!

I'll get you, Moosey, I'll get you!

Give me my car, come back here!

(gentle piano music)

- Hi, Chubs.

- I liked you better before, without the jacket.

- Oh, yeah, and you can save one of those for me.

No thanks, I don't smoke.

- I'm down to two packs a day now.

- Have you seen Mike Crowley?

- Nope.

And if he didn't bring any food, I don't want to.

- See ya.

(chuckles)

- Nah, sorry, I don't drink.

Then what do you call what we've been doing?

- Well, I mean, I don't drink, usually. (laughs)

- Well, I'll drink to that.

(whistles softly)

You ain't such an egg head after all, Crowley.

And if you can help us save our beach,

ll make you a charter member of this club.

Go ahead, drink it all.

- I guess maybe Mike left.

We must have shocked him. (laughs)

- That's a bummer.

We could have really used his input for our beach too.

- Yeah.

- Well, we better get our meeting started pretty soon,

otherwise we may as well forget about it.

- That's for sure.

(laughing)

(insects chirping)

(bottle clangs)

- Oh, geez!

(bottle shatters)

(groans)

Oh, for Christ's sake help me, would ya?

Easy, easy, easy.

(laughing)

Oh!

I sure don't need a back adjustment.

(laughing)

And how are your vertebra?

- And I thought you didn't drink?

- I don't, I deliver flowers.

- Oh, look, you better go to the bathroom

and stick some toothpaste in your mouth.

- Capital idea!

(laughing)

Here, if you'll just hold my head. (groans)

I like your other outfit better.

- You and everybody else.

(Mike sighs)

(laughing)

(gasps) Are you out of your gourd?

- But you weren't so modest at Mimi's before.

Why now?

- That's because it's not swimming

that you've got on your mind.

- Well, you're right about that.

You told me I'd been missing out on a lot.

I just figured it's time I caught up.

- Now wait a minute, you!

(distant rumbling)

Oh my God, what's that?

It's my father!

Listen, you've gotta get out of here.

Ll make it up to you, I promise.

- When and how?

- Trust me!

You gotta get out of here!

- Okay.

- Go before I get killed.

Wait, you can't go like that.

(engine revving)

- Anybody know where the hot dogs are?

- Didn't you get enough last night?

- Last night you guys got to the food

before I could eat it all!

- [Together] Ah!

- Hey, how do?

- Hi, Mike. - Hey, Mike.

- Hi, Mike.

- Listen, gang, we partied yesterday

and didn't come up with one idea to save our beach.

- Yeah, but we came up with a lot of other ideas.

(laughing)

- Mark's right, we have to get down

to business on this thing.

- Well, I still think we oughta go over the fence,

change the grade states, so when they pour the foundation

on Monday it's just a little bit wobbly.

- Nah, that wouldn't stop ‘em.

We need some leverage, that's what we need!

Something that would make the mayor

and the builders take us seriously!

- Right, but what?

- I've got it, let's jam.

- Hey, what are you doing with my keys, lady?

- I've got a plan.

I've got one phone call to make and then we're home free.

- What she talking about? - Home free?

You're gonna be home free if you take my van!

- I don't Know, Mayor.

I don't see any signs of trespassing.

It's as quite as a tomb.

- Not according to the phone call I got.

- You mean you got me down here on Saturday,

interrupted a good golf game,

just to tell me about some prank call?

- The woman on the phone said that they had wire cutters

and were flying a green ecological flag.

- Do you see a flag?

Kragg?

- I don't see any flag.

- Of course not.

- Hey, mayor, I've gotta go check with the dispatcher.

I'll talk to you later.

- You do that, Kragg.

Go about your business.

While we're down here, I think we better

look over this beach really good.

- I tell you there's nothing to it!

(mellow rock music)

- [Mimi] Help!

- Good God, there's someone out there drowning!

- Help!

Somebody save, help! - Where the hell is Kragg?

Kragg, he's never around when you need him.

- Forget Kragg, it's too late. - Help, somebody!

- We've got to save her.

- Help!

- You've got to save her.

- I've got to save her?

- You're the mayor.

- I'm the mayor? - You're the mayor.

- lam the mayor.

- Somebody save me, help!

- Mayor saves drowning girl off the coast

of new Pacific Towers site, huh?

- Stay down.

- [Mimi] Somebody save me please.

Help, help!

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Don't you worry, the mayor is on the way!

(screaming)

- That a girl!

- Somebody save! (screams)

Help!

Help!

Oh!

- Dexter!

Dexter!

- [Dexter] What the hell happened to you?

- [Mayor] She got my pants!

- Oh, oh, that a girl.

Keep ‘em coming, just keep 'em coming.

Oh, they're great.

- Who got your pants?

- [Mayor] They got my clothes too!

There they go!

- That a girl, just a little bit closer.

A little bit closer, boom!

There we go.

Everybody out of the pool.

Pop goes the weasel.

Down goes the weasel, you sons of bitches.

Oh, you sons of bitches!

Pop goes the weasel!

(laughing)

Did you see that silly son of a bitch Dexter?

- I wish I could run the photo on the cover of the Times.

Sodom and Gomorrah lives! (laughs)

- Or the real estate page!

When will the film be ready, man?

- Hey, John, I really think you oughta develop

that yourself, I mean, that's hot stuff!

- Nah, I think we oughta let pros do it.

I'll take it over to Ollie at Quality Photos.

- [Mike] Boy, I don't know.

- Can't you see Nix running for mayor next November?

Using nudism as his platform?

(laughing)

- He could do for skinny legs and tight asses

what Carter did for peanuts.

- You mean big asses aren't in? (laughs)

- Only in politics. (laughs)

- Where are the pictures?

- Oh, they're not ready yet, but they'll be ready tomorrow.

- That's cool, we'll have ‘em in plenty of time

for the council meeting.

- Hey, Michalski, somebody just totaled your van.

Only kidding, Michalski, only kidding.

Hey, Chubs, what's happening, man?

- Hey.

- You know, your presence isn't particularly

wanted around here, Moose.

You know, frankly, I find your sense of humor

a very bit perverse.

- What are you trying to say, bozo?

- He's trying to tell you to scram, Moose.

- Hey, I ain't scramming.

Me and my girls came here to help.

- With what?

- With the beach.

We figure it's our beach as much as your beach.

- Yeah, well, thanks, but no thanks.

Now, beat it!

- Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Moose is right.

If he wants to help out, why not?

- Yeah, if I wanna help you better stay outta my way.

- I don't Know, Randy.

- Listen, Moose is worth a standing army alone.

He'd be a great help.

- [Woman] It's true.

- You know, Randy, you're all right.

As a token of my appreciation,

I want you to meet Bubbles and Pig Iron.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hey, you're even better lookin’ than Chubs.

- Hey, wait a minute!

- Hey, Chubs, we love you but, oh!

- Where they goin’ with him, Moose?

- For a ride, for a ride.

- [Man] A long ride!

(laughing)

(mellow rock music)

- Pretty nice van.

- Hey, Randy?

- Yeah.

- You sure do know a lot about the beach.

- Hey, Randy?

You ever been to the mountains?

Down into the valleys, hmm?

- Not for a while.

- [Pig Iron] What's up, baby, ooh?

- Ah, baby, so nice.

(laughing)

(moaning)

Ooh, deep.

♪ I look at your hips ♪

♪ I feel my vibrating lips ♪

♪ Oh, and my brain's ♪

♪ Only thinkin’ one thing, you know what that is ♪

♪ Oh, what a body you got ♪

♪ What a body you got ♪

♪ What a body you got ♪

♪ What a body you got ♪

♪ I see you actin’ cool ♪

♪ I got to say to myself, oh brother ♪

♪ Oh, you gotta be some kinda fool ♪

♪ You gonna tell your girl ♪

♪ You ain't nothin’ like your mother ♪

♪ What a body you got ♪

♪ Oh, what a body you got, oh I gotta tell ya ♪

♪ What a body you got ♪

- Hey, how about taking a little trip?

Down South?

- How far down?

- How about all the way down?

- Just lay down, baby, and shut up.

(moans)

- Come on, we gotta get it big.

Mm, nice and big. (moans)

(lips smacking)

♪ I look at your hips ♪

♪ I feel my vibrating lips, yeah ♪

(moaning)

♪ Oh and my brain's ♪

♪ Gonna tell you I'm only faking one thing ♪

♪ And that is, what a body you got ♪

- Will you relax?

It was a prank.

A couple girls playing a practical joke.

(laughs)

Was kinda funny though.

- Easy for you to laugh,

but if word of this gets out I'm ruined!

I can see it now,

"Mayor Lusting After Teenagers On Nudist Beach"!

- What I wanna know is, what was their angle?

They had something else in mind.

- Scandal, scandal!

They're out to ruin me.

Probably sitting around right now talking about it.

- Will you stop bellyaching?

You seem to forget what I've got tied up in this!

I mean, for 25 grand I should think you

could keep the goddamn beach patrolled!

I mean, that was our deal, right?

- You're right, Howard, you're absolutely right.

I think we're overreacting.

Why don't we talk about this later?

Preferably out of your office.

- I'm willing to bet we're gonna hear from those girls.

That's it, blackmail!

- Blackmail, blackmail!

They wouldn't, you don't think they would?

- They've probably got this place bugged right now.

- Bugged!

Oh!

Devious little bastards!

What is this country coming to?

- I refuse to be intimidated.

- This is humiliating, a man in my position!

I got it!

- Got what?

What?

- Those, hand me those!

- They're scissors.

- Bug me, will you?

Take that!

(groans)

Oh, Jesus.

Howard, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Howard.

- You stupid son of a bitch! (groans)

- Geez, Howard, I'm.

- What am I doing? - I'm embarrassed.

- How did I get myself into this?

$20,000 to spread around and I gotta get this idiot!

(phone ringing)

Yes?

Yes, I'm afraid he is.

(sighs) It's for you.

- Hello?

This is the mayor speaking.

Who?

- Your cousin Ollie!

Your cousin Ollie down at the photo shop!

- Oh, yes, Ollie. - Yeah!

Hey.

Guess what I got?

- You got what?

You sure?

Are you sure it's me?

- Yes, I'm sure.

Yeah, I'm very sure, it's you all right.

- Listen, Ollie, no one else is to see those.

Do you understand?

- No, I won't let nobody look at 'em.

No.

Well, I'll take care of them if...

if you could take care of me.

- Your enterprise will be rewarded, Ollie.

(whimpering)

- And besides the petitions that we plan to circulate,

we are also organizing...

(banging)

- Mr. Crowley, I see no reason to continue this any further.

- No, no, really, I haven't.

Well, I haven't made my main points yet.

- Gentlemen, it seems that our

learned young friend here is stalling.

We all know that beautiful Pacific Towers

will be a boon to the whole area.

Now, at this time we have other equally important business

to carry on.

So moving right along. - Now, please!

Gentlemen, if you'll just grant me one moment.

- [Mayor] Take your time there, junior, take your time.

- Quick, photos.

Man, I'll table this project in no time!

- Sorry, councilor, we're SOL.

- [Mike] Well, what do you mean?

- [Michalski] Shit outta luck.

- Ollie Maxwell says the camera had a light leak.

No prints.

- Not even one?

- He said the whole damn roll was overexposed.

- Just when we had them overexposed.

- [Mayor] Sorry, Mr. Crowley, but we can't wait any longer.

- There's been a slight miscalculation, gentlemen.

I'll have to present my case at some later date.

- You do that, junior, you do that.

Now, gentlemen and citizens,

this meeting will take a 15-minute recess.

(gavel banging)

(people chattering)

Ollie, my boy, good to see ya!

Come on over here.

Ollie, here's the 200 I promised you.

- 200, cousin Donald, did you promise me 200?

- Ollie, don't get smart now.

- Well, better late than never.

Besides, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.

Maybe $1000.

- This is blackmail, Ollie, and I won't stand for it!

- Well, how would you like me to

give those kids back their pictures?

- Oh shit, Ollie!

Take it!

Ll have the rest for you tomorrow.

Ollie, you're so corrupt!

- Thank you, Cousin Donald!

(whispering)

♪ Hawaii ♪

♪ Oh, the girls, the luaus, the broads ♪

(lips smacking)

That's the last time I kiss your ass, Uncle Donald.

- Hey, sugar.

Can I get my roll of film developed here?

(clears throat)

- [Ollie] Yeah, sure.

- Ooh, ooh.

What kind of cute pictures you got there?

- Nothing, just some fish things.

- Oh, let me see.

- No, you wouldn't be interested in nothing like that.

- Oh, um, I have these pictures here of my boyfriend.

- Yeah, yeah.

- And they need special handling.

- Special. - Uh huh.

You know, special handling. - Yeah.

- And I don't want just anybody to see these.

- No, ngh-ngh.

- You know what I mean. - Yeah, I know what you mean.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, I can. (clears throat)

I can take care of these right away.

- Oh, right away?

- Well, maybe not right away. (clears throat)

(moaning)

(laughing)

- Oh!

Oh.

- Oh.

(laughing)

Well.

- Oh, no.

Oh, ooh.

(fire crackling)

Ooh.

(shouts)

(blowing)

(crying)

- [Joyce] I'm getting tired of this place.

- How can you say that, Joyce?

Hey, Jo, you got a quarter you can loan me?

- Not now, Chubs.

- Who, I mean, what's eating you?

- What do you think?

- Just think, this town last Summer

we were down at our beach doing our thing.

- Yeah, but who can enjoy themselves

with cement mixers grinding away in your ears.

- Hey, well, let's face it.

I mean, our shoreline is vanishing.

Pretty soon, there won't be any beaches left to enjoy.

They're all being swallowed up by the money machine.

- Great speech, Mike, but.

- Yeah, but! - Yeah, but!

We've gotta stop them!

- How?

- Hey, let's bring in Steve Austin!

- Sure, and Wonder Woman and Isis,

and the Bionic Woman, too, I suppose!

- That's about what it's gonna take, an army!

No, there's got to be some legal way.

- That's it, an army!

- Oh, cut the crap, Meems.

- No, I mean it!

We'll get every kid in the county

that can wear a swim trunk!

On your feet, troops!

Who says we can't beat City Hall, come on!

- Yeah!

(chattering)

(mellow music)

- What now?

- And if you expect your causes to be supported,

make your voice heard for us now!

For all of you, the beach belongs to everyone,

not just money hungry businessmen

who are only interested in themselves!

Fight for your beach, have pride in your coastline!

Don't let them fill the sands with brick and concrete!

Fight, join with us!

Fight for your beach, your only last soil.

Sand, sun and freedom.

Fight for it, everybody join in!

Come on, join in, everybody!

- Here too?

- It's like this all over town.

- Well, what are you doing about it?

- What do you expect me to do about it?

They haven't broken any law.

- [Woman] Fight, fight for your freedom, save our soil!

- You keep your eye on them!

(mellow rock music)

(seagulls calling)

- [Citizens] Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

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Save our beach, save our beach!

(cheering)

- [Together] Now get your fix,

save our beach for all the kids! (cheering)

- [Citizens] Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

(upbeat rock music)

(people chattering)

♪ One time Simon laid the truth on you ♪

♪ You think you're smart but you're a lowlife fool ♪

♪ You're goin’ round in what's not yours ♪

♪ Replacing sand with the shiny floors ♪

♪ Face it, we got to save the beach, save the beach ♪

♪ People unite, save the beach, people unite ♪

♪ Save the beach, people unite ♪

♪ Save our beach ♪

♪ Saving the beach, people unite, come on ♪

♪ Save the beach, you bet we're uptight ♪

♪ Save the beach, people unite ♪

♪ Save our beach ♪

♪ Don't you know we got enough problems as is now ♪

♪ No solution to pollution, well at least not his ♪

♪ Plenty of places you could put your towers ♪

♪ This beach isn't yours, it is all of ours ♪

♪ You got to save the beach and people unite ♪

♪ Save the beach, you bet we're uptight ♪

♪ Save the beach, the people unite ♪

♪ Save our beach ♪

♪ You got to save our beach ♪

♪ Don't you Know we're doing this for your good too ♪

♪ Gonna turn the world into a big damn zoo ♪

♪ If you was doin' what was really right ♪

♪ We honor the people, we're so uptight ♪

♪ You gotta save the beach, the people unite ♪

♪ Save the beach, now you bet we're uptight ♪

♪ Save the beach, the people unite ♪

♪ Save our beach ♪

♪ You gotta save our beach ♪

♪ Lot of things in life are better with money ♪

♪ Be at the beach here with a honey ♪

♪ It's hard to sew up the good from the bad ♪

♪ All you do in life is grab, grab, grab ♪

♪ You got to save the beach, the people unite ♪

♪ Save the beach, yeah, you bet we're uptight ♪

♪ Save the beach, the people unite ♪

♪ Save our beach ♪

♪ You gotta save our beach ♪

♪ That's what we gotta do, that's what we have to do ♪

♪ That's what we gotta do, that's what we gotta do ♪

♪ That's what we gotta do, that's what we gotta do ♪

♪ Save our beach ♪

♪ Save our beach, the people unite ♪

♪ Save the beach, you bet we're uptight ♪

♪ Save the beach, and people unite ♪

♪ Come on, save our beach ♪

♪ You gotta save our beach ♪

- [Man] Save our beach, come on!

Save our beach!

- [Together] Save our beach, save our beach!

- U! - U!

- R! - R!

- B! - B!

- E! - E!

- A! - A!

- Give me a C! - C!

- H! - H!

- What have you got?

- [Together] Save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

- This better not be another one one

of your wild goose chases, Nix.

- I assure you, Howard.

This call came from the foreman himself.

- All right, let's go.

- [Crowd] Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

- [Howard] What's going on here?

- It looks like a demonstration, Mr. Dexter.

- I can see that!

- What a turnout!

If I could only think of something to say.

If this was an election year.

- Are you crazy?

This is my property and they have no right to be here!

- We've got to stop them!

Today Pacific Towers, tomorrow Soylent Green!

(cheering)

- Soylent Green, what's Soylent Green?

- I don't Know, a new political group run by radicals.

Look, we've gotta get this beach cleared.

You know what a shutdown could cost us?

- Cost? - Cost.

More than your share of the action.

- You get those kids off the beach now!

Use the tractor, the truck.

Just get those kids off that beach!

- I can't do that, mayor.

- Why?

- My kid's down there.

- Get your kid off the beach, get him outta there!

- Your daughter's with him.

- Florence, you get your buns off that beach!

Like your mother!

- I don't care what it takes.

Call Kragg, but I want this beach cleared now!

- It'll be cleared.

(crowd shouting)

- [Crowd] Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach!

(upbeat rock music)

Save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

- Bunch of birth defects!

- [Crowd] Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

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Save our beach, save our beach, save our beach!

- What's the problem, youngster?

You sure you know what you're looking for?

- Well, it's just all so complicated.

I mean, I don't even know where to begin.

- That's how it's supposed to be.

Keep the amateurs off the fray.

(chuckling)

Now then, who's the quarry and what's the game?

(birds chirping)

- I fail to see the significance of that, young man.

Now, the court allowed you to interrupt the arraignment

of these alleged trespassers because you

carried yourself well and because you had an air of urgency.

But nothing you've told me so far

shows that the Pacific Tower Development

or Mr. Dexter's firm is in any way liable.

- If the court will allow me just one moment.

I can find a statute in here, if you'll just give me

a little bit of time... - I'm sorry, young man.

The Court will not

give you any more time. - It will prove very

conclusively that what I've been talking about

is substantiated and that there is, in fact,

precedent for this, Your Honor, please.

- If I might be allowed to address the bench, Your Honor.

- ls that you, Harley?

Now don't tell me they arrested you two?

- Not at all, Ben.

I'm merely the consultant of this young councilor here.

I think his information warrants a hearing

if you allow us to confer for a moment.

- Very well.

I think in view of the fact that Mr. Winslow

is a former judge of this court

that we may give him this opportunity.

We will proceed momentarily.

- Judge?

What asshole does he come from?

- Who cares?

Look at him, Judge Winslow is senile.

You got nothing to worry about, Howard.

- You better be right this time, Nix, or.

(tongue rippling)

- I don't like that threat, Howard.

I didn't like it one little bit!

- Oh yeah, how do you like this?

Shove it.

- That's better, Howard.

(whispering)

- Your Honor.

There's good reason to believe that the City's sale

of public property was fostered by a fraudulent misuse

of tax monies and public funds.

And solely for the purpose of personal gain.

Hardly for public welfare, I might add.

But that's for another court to determine.

- That's a mighty serious statement you just made.

I hope you can back that up in case it's ever necessary.

- As a lifetime student of the law,

I seldom speak frivolously in court, Ben.

You know that.

Besides which, at the proper time,

this young gentleman will more than exonerate me

and these accusations by requesting a public rendering

of the City's expenditures.

Then, once the grand jury has examined the evidence,

which the Young People's Task Force is now investigating

and assembling, it's a foregone conclusion

that all rights to the beach property in question

will revert back to the City

and held in trust for the good of the public.

But enough of this rhetoric and promissory announcements,

the day belongs to the young people of our city,

the true custodians of the future.

Because of their civic diligence and positive action

over the last few days, however unlawful,

the rights of the people will justly be maintained.

Councilor.

- Your Honor, if you permit me

I'd like to read one of the statutes

from the original county charter,

which I'm sure you will see will show

that Mr. Dexter and his firm had no right

to purchase that beach property to begin with.

Now in 1902 a law was passed at the county seat

protecting the original deed given in 1877

by the family Juan Guadalupe Sauvarez Zuma stating that,

"Said beach property shall remain

and furthermore...

(cheering)

(soft rock music)

(seagulls calling)

- As the mayor of Pacifica, it does my heart good

to be able to share this moment with you on our beach.

I want you to know that sleazy promoters like Dexter

think that they can come into little towns like ours,

Pacifica, and run rough shod over us, but I assure you

that those who have perpetuated so much grief

in the past few weeks will be brought to justice.

I have personally seen to that, your mayor,

and I want to assure you that our beach will be

here as long as we have sand.

(group chattering)

- Come on, let's go!

(soft rock music)

- You schmuck!

(soft rock music)

♪ Time won't take this away ♪

♪ Well, I Know what I got here ♪

♪ Yes, I got enough love for a lifetime ♪

♪ I know what I got here ♪

♪ And I know, yes I know, yeah ♪

♪ Time won't take, time won't take this away ♪

♪ Time won't take, time won't take ♪

♪ Time won't take this away ♪