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Separate beds. No!
I swear on my life. No!
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Matching duvet covers, though.
Really? Yeah. So that's...
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Well, that's quite classy, really.
Oh, did you hear about Christopher?
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No. No. He threatened to sue
Ms Atkinson
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cos she wouldn't let him
charge his phone in class.
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He's always had real big dick energy
though, Christopher. Oh, my God!
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You can't say that! That's a child!
Jesus, no. I'm not saying he actually has a big penis. Right.
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I'm just saying that, you know,
it's the energy.
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It's like a big energy penis around
him. I don't think that's any better. You can't say that.
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What? What are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
It's my day today. Oh, fuck.
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Do you ever check the schedule?
No. No.
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I mean, I look at calendars
for the pictures, you know?
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Oh, thanks for the murder mystery
pipe by the way, it was fun.
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Is that what you were telling me
about?
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Did you really have sex
with Tom Kapoor? Yeah. Oh...
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Did you really? Did you...
Yes. Yeah, yeah, I did.
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Wow. Did you really, really?
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Oh, my God. Have you told everyone?
That's great. Uh, yes, I have.
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What?! I did.
No! Honestly?
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We're just very proud of you.
Mm-hm.
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It's not a big deal. It is. Yeah.
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It's like fan fiction, just real.
It's like fan non-fiction.
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OK. Well, I'm not a fan, so...
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Well, it sounds like you were a fan.
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Of his D. Yeah, nice.
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WOMEN LAUGH
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OK. All right. I'm going.
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OVERLAPPING CHATTER
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Tell us more about his penis.
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Fuck you all!
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Hey!
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Where are the kids?
It was not my day.
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Oh, thank God.
I thought you lost them again.
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OK, so you do something one time
and it becomes your thing, does it?
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Yeah, sort of.
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That was character building
for them, to get lost.
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Michael! I'm leaving.
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Ow...
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Michael said
I could take these home.
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These are dead.
All these flowers are dead.
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Grow up.
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Anything for me? Oh, there's a
little pizza menu here you can read.
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Love a little pizza menu.
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American hot.
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I never know what they mean by that.
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Do they just mean pepperoni?
Why don't they just say pepperoni?
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Oh, my God. Oh, there's jalapenos on
it. I guess that's hot. Oh, my God!
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What?
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It's an invite to a private
screening of Tom's film.
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Oh, OK.
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See-through!
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Tom Kapoor!
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Yeah, I put that together
myself, actually.
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It's addressed to me. What...?
What the hell is going on?
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You basically asked him
to go last time you saw him.
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I can't go.
I couldn't do that to you.
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Thank you. That's really...
Although...
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..I might go.
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I would love to go.
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I feel like it'd be rude not to go,
you know?
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Like, rude to Tom. Tom Kapoor.
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SHE EXHALES
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I can't believe I'm going!
Wow.
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Such a treat to see you come
full circle there.
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This is like the most thoughtful
gift that anyone has ever given me.
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I got you a calligraphy set
last year. That was cool.
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Well, we're going, obviously.
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Uh, you can go.
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What?! You have to come with me.
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I am not going. Why not?
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Because I'm actually attending
a police auction that evening.
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Uh, OK. No, no.
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You're coming with me,
cos this is perfect.
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Tom obviously wants you to go.
No, it'd be weird.
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No, it's not. Because you know what
this is? You've got the upper hand.
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You're going to go in there,
you're going to see Tom Kapoor,
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and you're going to grab him
by the scruff of the neck and say,
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"Who do you think you are?"
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Yeah, cos that wouldn't be weird.
Right.
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You're going to be there.
Are you done?
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You're going to be on the red carpet
looking sexy as all hell.
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"Oh, my God,
who is that beautiful lady? Wow."
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Even Tom is going to be like,
"Oh, my God, is that Jessie?
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"She looks insane tonight. I can't
believe how beautiful she is."
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Why do we have
a fucking cane in the house?
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I don't know,
but you're going to use it.
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I am not going to the premiere
with a cane.
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So you're going?
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SHE SIGHS
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I'll think about it.
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Oh! Yes. She's going. She's going.
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I didn't say that.
Girl's going to the movies.
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I didn't say that.
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SHE HUMS
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I said I'll think about it.
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I'll think about it.
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What kind of event is it?
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Like, how fancy are we talking?
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Not crazy fancy,
just fancier than my normal clothes.
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Well, that shouldn't be too hard.
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I don't want to overdress.
I don't...
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I don't really want to go at all.
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Yeah, yeah.
Go in the bedroom and try this on.
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Mm. Oh. Oh, oh, shoes.
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You need shoes.
What size feet do you have?
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I'm not at liberty to say.
Just tell me.
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I'll write it down on a piece
of paper for you and seal
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it in an envelope, and then you can
open it at a later day, or... Tell me or you're fired.
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JESSIE LAUGHS
You can't do that. Let me see...
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What are you doing? Let me see.
I will report you. What are you...?
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To who? I'm your boss.
Oh, my God! Stop struggling.
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Stop it!
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God.
Ugh, men's ten and a half.
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Oh, OK.
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Pretty ungenerous guess, there.
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Actually more of a men's eight.
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I can't help you with that, though.
Fine.
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You know, you need to
clean your carpet.
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Thanks for that.
Hey, thank you.
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Those are nice.
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What?
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Matching underwear.
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What?
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Mm. Ah, OK.
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Very interesting!
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Can you believe these were free?!
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You got all of these for us?
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I told the guy at the bar that
two of them are for our boyfriends.
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Fucking idiot!
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We look fucking ridiculous, I'm...
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I'm dressed like I'm 30 years old.
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You're 28.
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A young 28, thank you.
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Mm!
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Oh, and I love this.
This is delicious to me now.
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What are you turning me into?
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QUIETLY: There he is!
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Oh. Tom!
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Tom! Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up.
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Tom, it's Kate! Oh...
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Hey. Hi!
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Mwah.
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God, you smell nice. Didn't know
if you guys would make it.
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Of course. Wouldn't miss it.
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It's good to see you.
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And to you. Ha!
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Hm.
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Sorry, uh, Kate, Jessie,
this is Sophie.
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Hi. Lovely to meet you.
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You're in the film.
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Someone's done their research.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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How are you? I'm good. Yeah, yeah.
Um...
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Can I just say, I love your hair?
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Aww.
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Thank you so much.
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It's so fluffy,
I just want to touch it.
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Oh. But then I'd have to kill you.
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SHE LAUGHS
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You're so funny.
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Are you part of Tom's team?
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Oh, no. No, no, no. No.
I wish!
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We, um, are Tom's parole officers.
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Oh, she's joking.
He would say that!
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SHE LAUGHS
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Sorry, I might just need to get you
to go in now if that's OK. Of course. Exciting.
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We better be off. See you after.
Absolutely.
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Nice to meet you both.
Yeah, you too. Mm.
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Yeah, they're definitely fucking.
Yeah, just a bit. Mm-hm.
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FILM: You know I can't make that
jump.
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Lexi, look at me.
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You've got this.
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I'm going to count to three.
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One, two, three.
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I did it!
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Actors are always touchy-feely,
though, aren't they? What?
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They're always, you know,
hugging and being over the top.
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Sh!
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When an actor greets another actor,
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it's as if one of them's been
cleared of cancer. Shut up!
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FILM: I guess the gods must
be crazy.
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Have you forgotten something?
We are the gods.
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Archie, to your left!
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What are you doing? What?
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You're distracting me.
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This film is not good. Oh, stop it.
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FILM: You take it back.
The others...
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What are you looking at?
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HE SIGHS
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Nothing.
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Apart from this terrible
bit of film-making.
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FILM: Go! Just go!
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We look so fit, though.
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ON-SCREEN EXPLOSION
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Wow.
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That's bad.
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FILM: You just don't get it, do you?
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Lexi... It's too late.
..I'm not leaving you behind.
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I'm going to go to the bathroom.
But it's almost finished.
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FILM: We don't get the key to
Olympus,
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this city will be
underwater in the next 24 hours.
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You know what you have to do.
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Mate, you've got to get that key!
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Go now. Go now.
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Oh, sorry! Oh...
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Hello.
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Hi.
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You shouldn't really be in here.
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Neither should you.
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I was actually just coming in to
check that no-one was in here
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that shouldn't be here, so...
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This film sucks.
None of it makes sense.
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Why would you need a key
to get into Olympus?
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It's a mountain.
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Creative licence.
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You should just leave
if you're not having fun.
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Like, you're a...you're a star.
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That's what stars do, right?
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I've got to go to this stupid
afterparty later. Right.
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Well, maybe you just go for a walk
or, you know, let some steam off?
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I might go to my hotel room.
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Great. Chill out. Mm-hm.
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End it all.
That sounds great.
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Let's do that. Yeah? Come on.
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So, do people just give you
free shit all the time?
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Yeah, I guess.
Oh, my gosh.
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That...OK, keeps going.
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SHE GASPS
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What?!
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Can I have one of these?
Sure.
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Oh, my gosh. So good.
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HE SIGHS
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I can't go back down there.
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That was awful.
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Wasn't awful. Wasn't great.
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Wasn't great.
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I knew it. You hated it.
Surely you must be used to this?
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You've been in
so many movies that are, like...
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You were about to say terrible.
No. Yes, you were. No, no, no. No.
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You don't know what
I was going to say.
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You don't know.
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HE SIGHS
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Oh, God!
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Am I a bad actor? No! No.
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Good actors can be in bad movies
sometimes.
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Yeah, well,
I can't recover from this.
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This is the end of my career.
251
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,200
Well, at least you're taking it
incredibly well.
252
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,840
I'll have to work
at the supermarket.
253
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,720
I mean, there's nothing wrong with
that. I love the supermarket.
254
00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,680
It's very interesting
seeing this side of you.
255
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,800
What side?
256
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,240
Your little bitch side.
257
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,800
You think I'm pathetic. Yeah.
258
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:21,320
But thankfully that's one of my
biggest turn-ons.
259
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,480
Shut up.
260
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,680
I'm not kidding.
261
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,360
I...I love them. I wish there were
pathetic men calendars
262
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,840
instead of sexy fireman ones.
263
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,600
Like February is just a man
who's been made redundant
264
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,200
and September's a single dad
who can't talk to his daughter
265
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,160
about periods or, you know...? Mm.
266
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,120
So you're saying this turns you on?
No.
267
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,760
I don't find it attractive
because you're not pathetic.
268
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,200
You're a movie star.
269
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,600
Get over it, cos...
270
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,680
It's fun.
271
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,920
You get...sent free macarons.
272
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,840
I hate macarons. Come on.
273
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,040
SHE LAUGHS
274
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,800
Turn that frown upside down.
275
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,720
Come on. Mm. OK, fine.
276
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,680
Is this OK? Yeah.
277
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,480
Thank you...
278
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,080
..for asking. It's great.
279
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,720
OK, good. Mm.
280
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,720
Mm, mm... Mm.
281
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,240
..I hate to do this,
but I need a pee.
282
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,680
Um, yeah.
283
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,080
I just really... I do need to pee.
Yeah. Oh, OK.
284
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,040
Yeah, um, I will...
285
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,760
Can you just wait? You wait there.
Just...
286
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,320
Just one second,
and you just wait here.
287
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,080
I just wait here. Yeah. Um...
288
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,920
..yeah. Uh-huh.
289
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:18,120
SHE MOUTHS
290
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,200
Focus up, focus up. OK.
291
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,640
SHE EXHALES
292
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,640
OK.
293
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,040
You're doing it. It's imminent.
294
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,600
Well, well, well.
295
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,520
Thought you'd be here.
296
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,080
I just came up to change.
297
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,320
Well, I can do that for you.
Oh, oh...
298
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,120
Oh... Oh.
299
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,680
Mm.... Ooh!
300
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,320
We should probably
head back down there. No way.
301
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,560
I've done my time.
302
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,680
They're all little weirdos
down there.
303
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,440
I had to shake their little
clammy hands.
304
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,000
Well, I'm going.
305
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,160
Well, I'm staying.
306
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,760
I'll be waiting for you
when you get back, though.
307
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,000
Lover.
308
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,680
OK, well, uh, I guess we're
staying here then, Sophie.
309
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,760
OK.
310
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,680
I'm just going to pee.
311
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,800
What's going on?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
312
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,400
What are you doing? What...?
313
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,280
You can't leave me in here!
It won't be long, I promise,
314
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,400
just give me five minutes.
Five minutes. I...
315
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,840
I'm getting room service!
316
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,520
What do you want? Cheeseburger!
What are you...?!
317
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,240
WHISPERED: Sorry, I'm sorry.
318
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,720
Five minutes. No, no. No. Please,
please? No, no, no.
319
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,320
Trust me, OK? Five minutes.
Five minutes.
320
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,720
SHE CHUCKLES INCREDULOUSLY
321
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,080
SHE SNORES QUIETLY
322
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,360
Sophie?
323
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,520
Mm.. Sh!
324
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,080
MOUTHING: I'm sorry.
325
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,320
SHE SIGHS
326
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,040
WHISPERED: Jessie! Jessie.
327
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,560
I don't know what to say. I'm so
sorry. It's fine. It's fine.
328
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,320
I didn't know
she was coming up to the room.
329
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,920
Yeah, you must've had an inkling,
though, right? I mean...
330
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,360
Look, hey,
it's not a thing with Sophie.
331
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,960
Right, yeah. Definitely sounded like
a thing, I'm going to say.
332
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,920
And also I feel like you
wouldn't have locked me
333
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,760
in your bathroom for three fucking
hours if it wasn't a thing.
334
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,440
It wasn't technically locked. Oh.
335
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,880
You're going to go with that?
Is that your final answer?
336
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,800
OK, that was a stupid thing to say.
Look, I understand why you're upset.
337
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,400
Oh, thank you. But you're the one
who wanted to come up.
338
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,720
Excuse me?
339
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,280
You kissed me. As a joke.
340
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,160
Obviously... Also you didn't stop me
from doing that.
341
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,560
You definitely didn't tell me
you were seeing someone.
342
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,720
You're seeing Dan.
Joe told me you're seeing Dan.
343
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,640
I'm not seeing Dan. And I don't know
when you're talking to Joe about...
344
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,760
Why would you kiss me as a joke?
Because it is. It's a joke. Obvi...
345
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,440
This whole thing is fucked.
346
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,520
You must know
what I'm talking about. Tell me.
347
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,920
When people see us together,
it's fucking ridiculous, OK?
348
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,160
It's like one of those, weird animal
friendship shows
349
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,480
where you see a Labrador
and a hedgehog who are friends.
350
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,080
And everyone's like,
"Oh, that's not right, that's weird,
351
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,720
"but OK, if it works for them,
great."
352
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,400
Yeah, but people don't think that.
Obviously you would say that.
353
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,600
You're the fucking Labrador.
I'm not...
354
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,560
You are genuinely the most stressful
person I've ever met.
355
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,160
I've no idea
why you do anything ever.
356
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,040
Me neither, to be honest. I have
no idea why I came here tonight.
357
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,720
I feel... I feel so embarrassed.
358
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,280
Fuck!
359
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,160
I just...
360
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,040
I like you, and you make it really
fucking difficult to say it.
361
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,160
You don't. You don't.
362
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,360
I know it feels cool
to say that you do, but you don't.
363
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,640
Yeah, none of this feels cool.
364
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,880
So you know what? I don't want to
mess things up between
365
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,600
you and Sophie because, oh, my God,
the chemistry between you two
366
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,640
in that piece of shit film I just
had to sit through - off the charts.
367
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,320
Like, wow.
You guys are made for each other.
368
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,160
You are both attractive
horrible people.
369
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,480
You're pathetic.
370
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,200
SHE LAUGHS
371
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,200
You're an actor.
372
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,080
What does that mean?
373
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,560
It means you're boring,
374
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,560
and I can't make you interesting.
375
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,440
Fuck you. Goodnight.
376
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:44,040
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