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Oh, hey.
Look, I can't tell you
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what happened last week
on Shameless.
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I'm dealing with a bit
of a plumbing issue.
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Fuck!
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Debbie!
Hey, get up here, all right?
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Franny tried to flush
a Care Bear
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down the toilet again.
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Dementia?
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Motherfucker!
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How did I get here?
Fiona? Lip?
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Terry's coming home today.
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They sending him home
with a nurse
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- or something at least?
- I don't think so.
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Can I help?
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My mom's moving to Louisville.
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She says there's no community
here for her anymore.
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I just wanna crawl into bed
and cry myself to sleep.
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Look, we sell
the stuff from Born Free,
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- that'll carry us for a while.
- Can't use my garage.
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Yeah, we couldn't
use that anyway.
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You know, it's the first place
cops would look.
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- The cops?
- Yeah, they might come
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pokin' around.
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Hey, did you hear
Born Free
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- got broken into last...
- Brad and I broke in.
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I just... I needed to do
something.
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And if you get caught
and go to jail,
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what is that gonna fix?
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So why didn't you
tell me you abandoned a kid?
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You ran out on people
who needed you
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because you wanted to
go do your own shit.
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You are piling all your
abandonment issues on me.
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Monica ran out on you,
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and now the rest of them
wanna run out on you too.
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Fuck!
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What the fuck
are you doing?
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- We're selling!
- No!
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Hey...
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Does
Philip Gallagher live here?
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He's inside.
Just be careful.
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He's got a sledgehammer.
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Rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Psst!
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Psst!
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Hey!
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Psst! Psst!
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You wanna watch me jerk off?
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Thanks, but fuck no.
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Hey, you got any updates
on what's goin' on?
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When the detectives
are ready for you,
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- they'll let ya know.
- All right, could I get
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- a sandwich or somethin'?
- Legally don't gotta provide
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any food, 'cause legally
you're not under arrest.
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All right, so legally,
I can just go.
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Sure, but you try to leave,
they probably will arrest you
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and bring you right back in.
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Psst!
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- Is Lip okay?
- Ah, he'll be all right.
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It's not his first time
getting questioned.
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He can handle an interrogation.
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You can't just use your cop
"get outta jail free" card?
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When I get in,
I'm gonna try to
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grease the wheels
of justice.
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Do we have
any triple-A batteries?
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That's a big hole.
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Coulda just said
he wanted to renovate.
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Your brother's
a fuckin' drama queen, man.
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Hey, scarf that shit down.
I wanna go check on Terry.
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We have a lotta pick-ups today.
I don't know if we have time.
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We would if you stopped yappin'
and started eatin'.
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You guys remember I have
a thing after school, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Wouldn't miss it, buddy.
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What thing?
Don't ya want your dad there,
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- cheerin' you on?
- Mm... not really.
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Well, what is it, anyway?
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A contest to pick a new name
for my school.
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The winner
gets a free iPad.
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Why does your school
need a new name?
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'Cause it's named
after Dennis Hastert.
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Fuck is Dennis Hastert?
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Former speaker of
the House of Representative.
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- Native Chicagoan.
- And a child molester.
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He's canceled.
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Canceled?
You can't cancel history.
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It's already happened.
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Political correctness
is gonna kill this country.
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He diddled kids.
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Uh, beside the point.
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We can't be applying
today's sexual standards
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to... molesters of yesteryear.
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Molesting used to be okay?
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Dennis Hastert
brought a lotta federal dollars
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to Illinois.
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I don't think
I can just stand by
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while the PC police
erase his legacy.
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This is the hill
you wanna die on, Frank?
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- Defending a pedo?
- Defending tradition,
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defending our shared history?
Yeah.
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I'll die on this hill.
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This is a hill
we all should die on together.
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Come on.
Hey, let's go.
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I wanna make sure they're
takin' care of fuckin' Terry
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over there.
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That one has an Uber
coming for him in ten,
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and that one isn't my problem.
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- Where's Debbie?
- Since when am I in charge
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of keeping track of Debbie?
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Aren't you in, like,
a committed
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lesbian scissoring thing?
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You mean a relationship?
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I don't know.
We never defined it.
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But, uh, since she didn't come
home last night, I guess not.
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What are supposed to do
with Franny?
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- We gotta get to work.
- She's not my fucking problem.
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None of this shit is,
your sister included.
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Okay, come on, Franny.
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I will drop you off at school
on my way to work.
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Okay, hey, uh, let me know
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when you find out about Lip,
all right?
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Yeah.
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Uh, what's that guy doing?
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Upbeat music
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This goddamn thing
doesn't work!
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Shit!
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- Mm...
- All right, my love,
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I let ya sleep in.
I even turned a blind eye
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when you moved from the bed
to the couch
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and slept some more.
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But now it's time
to carpet denim.
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- What?
- Carpet denim.
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It's Latin for wake up!
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Oh, I just wanna sleep.
Please.
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You wanna talk about it?
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My mama's moving.
She's abandoning us.
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- What's there to talk about?
- Oh, we can go visit
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for holidays and stuff.
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Who doesn't wanna spend
Christmas in Kentucky?
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V, if you don't get up,
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we're gonna be late
opening the Alibi.
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- Who cares?
- What about the girls?
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We gotta get them ready...
You don't want me
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- doing their hair, do you?
- Who cares?
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V, you're the one
who always says
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that a white woman
can take her daughter to school
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lookin' any old way,
but if a Black woman does it,
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people start to question
whether she's a fit mother...
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Go away!
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Is there anything I can do
to get you up?
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- Okay, fine.
- Oh.
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- I'm up.
- Okay, great!
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I'm goin' back
upstairs and gettin' into bed.
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You keep botherin' me,
I'ma stab your ass.
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Watch.
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How'd you sleep?
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Not great.
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Seriously, who the fuck
do they think they are?
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I'm sorry, I don't know
who we're talking about.
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My family.
Sandy, her...
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fucking husband,
and her secret child.
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Thanks for letting me crash,
by the way.
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Feel bad
I put you outta your bed.
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- Couch is pretty comfortable.
- I mean, we could have shared.
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Under normal circumstances,
I would have loved that.
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But I can tell
you're pretty emotional,
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and I didn't wanna
take advantage.
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You got plans today?
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Work.
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- Too bad.
- But...
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I'm the boss.
You wanna come?
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See, I was at home
with my lady and my kid.
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All right?
She'll vouch for me.
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The kid, he can't talk yet,
but if he could,
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he'd say Daddy was home
all night.
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We have
your juvenile arrest records,
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okay?
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So you can drop
the choir boy act.
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No, you see, tha-that's
the old me, all right?
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I'm reformed now.
I'm sober, even.
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You know, I'm not sayin'
I'm a saint but, uh,
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I'm a family man,
makin' an honest living.
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Okay, asshole,
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we know that you were involved
with the robbery,
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so you can either cooperate,
or we can make you cooperate.
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All right, first of all,
if you knew I was involved
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in the robbery,
I'd be in cuffs right now,
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and second of all,
I am cooperating.
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What am I doing
if I'm not cooperating?
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Look, make it easy on yourself.
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Tell us where the bikes are,
who helped you,
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and maybe we can recommend
you avoid doin' real time.
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Punchy music
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Hey, can I go?
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Oh, motherfucker, when's the
last time that got changed?
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Fuck do I know?
I can't see it.
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- You can smell it, though.
- We don't have time for this.
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We're behind schedule,
and we have to wrap up early
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for Liam's thing.
Mickey...
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What the fuck are you...
Hey, get...
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Come on, man.
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Aah.
What the hell, Mick?
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Terry duty, asshole.
Get up!
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Naw, no way, man.
I took care of him on Tuesday.
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- It's not my turn...
- Empty his shit bag,
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or I empty your skull...
Your choice.
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Uh, hey, could you
look up something
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related to a recent arrest
for me?
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Sure.
What's the name of the perp?
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Um... Philip Gallagher.
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Rookie,
are you really asking me
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to break every protocol
in the book so you can
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potentially interfere
with an ongoing investigation
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involving one
of your family members?
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Uh...
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I'm fuckin' with you.
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I misuse this system
all the time.
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One of the perks of the job.
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G-A-L-L-A
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G-H-E-R.
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Hmm.
No arrest yet,
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but they are seeking
a warrant for his house.
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Just waitin' on
a judge's signature.
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Shit.
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- Gallagher.
- Ah, ma'am.
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Do you know who my new
training officer's gonna be?
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Training officer?
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That's not gonna happen.
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No one wants to work with you
on account of the Carl Curse.
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Ma'am?
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The Carl Curse.
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Everyone who trained you
ends up injured.
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You ever heard of
a lucky rabbit's foot?
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Yeah.
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You're the opposite of that.
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Now, not all bad news.
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- I got you a new assignment.
- What is it?
253
00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:32,763
They just walked in.
254
00:10:32,847 --> 00:10:34,932
- Exciting music
-Take off that uni
255
00:10:35,016 --> 00:10:36,600
and meet us outside.
256
00:10:36,684 --> 00:10:38,310
You're with Vice now.
257
00:10:38,394 --> 00:10:39,645
Hell, yeah!
258
00:10:39,729 --> 00:10:42,440
God, how cool are they?
259
00:10:43,691 --> 00:10:46,193
Damn it.
260
00:10:48,321 --> 00:10:50,281
- Oh, shit.
- Bad word!
261
00:10:50,365 --> 00:10:53,951
I'm sorry, girls... I just got
an email from the Man.
262
00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:55,828
What do you think...
Taxes, jury duty?
263
00:10:55,912 --> 00:10:57,371
Unpaid parking tickets?
264
00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:59,790
- Maybe it's a pizza party.
- Life lesson.
265
00:10:59,874 --> 00:11:01,792
Emails from the government
are never awesome.
266
00:11:01,876 --> 00:11:03,627
They always suck.
267
00:11:03,711 --> 00:11:05,796
Here goes.
268
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,632
Is it a pizza party?
269
00:11:08,716 --> 00:11:10,134
Even better.
270
00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:11,927
A surprise for Mommy.
271
00:11:12,011 --> 00:11:13,470
Come on.
272
00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:16,682
Mellow funk music
273
00:11:23,856 --> 00:11:26,317
Shit.
274
00:11:26,401 --> 00:11:28,319
Shit!
275
00:11:28,403 --> 00:11:29,862
Fuck.
276
00:11:31,948 --> 00:11:33,157
Tami, hey, it's Lip.
277
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:34,325
We got a big fuckin' problem,
all right?
278
00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:35,492
Carl just told me that, um...
279
00:11:35,576 --> 00:11:37,119
Can you believe it?
280
00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:39,455
Uh... you know what?
Never mind.
281
00:11:39,539 --> 00:11:40,998
I'll just, uh...
I'll see ya at home.
282
00:11:41,082 --> 00:11:44,126
All right?
Bye.
283
00:11:45,545 --> 00:11:46,837
We're just goin' to my bar.
284
00:11:46,921 --> 00:11:48,964
You can wear
what you already have on.
285
00:11:49,048 --> 00:11:51,258
I wore this yesterday.
286
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,303
If you don't like
anything I have...
287
00:11:54,387 --> 00:11:57,014
No! It's not that, I just...
I don't know.
288
00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:58,515
I wanna dress up a little.
289
00:11:58,599 --> 00:12:00,017
Always makes me feel better,
290
00:12:00,101 --> 00:12:01,810
which could definitely
help right now,
291
00:12:01,894 --> 00:12:03,479
considering my mood
borders on...
292
00:12:03,563 --> 00:12:04,813
homicidal rage.
293
00:12:04,897 --> 00:12:06,023
You wanna talk about it?
294
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:07,107
What's to talk about?
295
00:12:07,191 --> 00:12:08,609
My life might be
a dumpster fire,
296
00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:11,445
but it doesn't mean
I can't look good.
297
00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:14,323
Hey, what's this?
298
00:12:15,074 --> 00:12:17,159
It's my ex, Haley's, old stuff.
299
00:12:17,535 --> 00:12:18,452
Cute
300
00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:20,329
Can I borrow some of it?
301
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,164
Sure.
302
00:12:22,248 --> 00:12:23,707
Sweet.
303
00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:26,252
Rock music
304
00:12:29,839 --> 00:12:32,257
funky music
305
00:12:32,341 --> 00:12:34,426
These are yours?
306
00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:36,887
Sure does look like it.
Get in.
307
00:12:36,971 --> 00:12:38,555
Can I drive?
308
00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:40,099
No.
309
00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:41,600
Hey, can you at least
tell me what we're doin'?
310
00:12:41,684 --> 00:12:44,561
Dah dah dah
311
00:12:44,645 --> 00:12:47,231
Dah dah dah
312
00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:50,526
Dah dah
dah
313
00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:54,405
Dah dah-dah
314
00:12:59,786 --> 00:13:02,579
- Hey, you're up.
- Headed to my mom's.
315
00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:04,665
- Why?
- I'm gonna help her pack.
316
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:06,542
Oh. You feelin' better
about her movin'?
317
00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:09,253
Uh, no. I'm gonna go steal
the keys to her U-Haul.
318
00:13:09,337 --> 00:13:10,587
Really?
319
00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:12,214
I should.
320
00:13:12,298 --> 00:13:15,884
But I decided to be
a supportive daughter instead.
321
00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:19,096
Gonna approach her leaving
with a positive attitude.
322
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,431
Oh, positive.
323
00:13:20,515 --> 00:13:22,224
Yes, asshole.
324
00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:24,435
Positive, mature.
A ray of fucking sunshine.
325
00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:25,686
Why shouldn't I be?
326
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,104
My mom's moving
halfway across the world.
327
00:13:27,188 --> 00:13:29,189
- Kentucky's not that far.
- Bye, Kev.
328
00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:31,525
Well, I was hoping we could
spend the afternoon together.
329
00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:33,402
I have the rest of my miserable
life to spend with you.
330
00:13:33,486 --> 00:13:35,696
- My mom leaves in two days.
- What time ya comin' back?
331
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,906
When I feel like it!
332
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,743
Askin' so many damn questions.
333
00:13:41,869 --> 00:13:44,163
But why now?
334
00:13:44,247 --> 00:13:46,957
He touched those boys
decades ago.
335
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:51,128
Doesn't cancel culture have
a statute of limitations?
336
00:13:51,212 --> 00:13:54,590
Mr. Gallagher, Dennis Hastert
no longer reflects our values.
337
00:13:54,674 --> 00:13:56,008
The hell he doesn't!
338
00:13:56,092 --> 00:13:57,634
He was speaker of the House,
339
00:13:57,718 --> 00:13:59,470
third in line
for the presidency.
340
00:13:59,554 --> 00:14:01,930
He was a wrestling coach!
341
00:14:02,014 --> 00:14:05,309
How else are wrestling coaches
supposed to demonstrate holds
342
00:14:05,393 --> 00:14:08,687
if they don't...
grope some boys?
343
00:14:08,771 --> 00:14:11,774
- Context matters.
- Please keep your voice down.
344
00:14:11,858 --> 00:14:14,485
- Can I go to class?
- Yes.
345
00:14:14,569 --> 00:14:17,404
And...
w-why are you
346
00:14:17,488 --> 00:14:19,907
leaving it to the kids?
Kids are stupid.
347
00:14:19,991 --> 00:14:21,575
The school board
wanted the children
348
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:23,827
to feel ownership and pride
in the new name.
349
00:14:23,911 --> 00:14:26,330
That's why the contest has been
limited to current students
350
00:14:26,414 --> 00:14:29,166
and alumni.
351
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,501
Alumni?
352
00:14:30,585 --> 00:14:32,419
I'm an alumnus!
353
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,296
- You are?
- Hell, yes!
354
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:37,007
Back when it was still
J. Edgar Hoover.
355
00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:39,843
Go, Feds.
356
00:14:39,927 --> 00:14:41,845
No, fuck you! F...
357
00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:44,681
Tough talk on the other end
of a phone, bitch.
358
00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:46,683
No, no, no, no... Michigan,
fuckin' China.
359
00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:47,726
It doesn't matter
where you hide out.
360
00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:49,353
I am gonna hunt you down.
361
00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:51,563
I'm gonna empty Terry's
shit bag in your fuckin' mouth,
362
00:14:51,647 --> 00:14:53,023
you piece of shit!
363
00:14:53,107 --> 00:14:54,566
Cousin Joey?
364
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,527
Dickhead just decided
to run off.
365
00:14:56,611 --> 00:14:58,737
Hidin' out with one of his
scumbag friends in Michigan,
366
00:14:58,821 --> 00:15:00,280
all so he can avoid
taking care of Terry.
367
00:15:00,364 --> 00:15:01,698
Fuckin' believe that?
368
00:15:01,782 --> 00:15:03,450
I mean, it is Terry.
369
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,702
Obviously, we can't rely
on family for this.
370
00:15:05,786 --> 00:15:07,538
We're gonna have to hire
someone to do it.
371
00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:09,581
Like with money?
372
00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:12,000
Yeah, get one of those
house nurses or whatever.
373
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:14,127
You wanna hire a nurse?
374
00:15:14,211 --> 00:15:15,754
I thought we were saving up
for our own place.
375
00:15:15,838 --> 00:15:17,464
Well, shit shifted.
376
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:20,008
Shit shifted to Terry.
377
00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:23,512
I have to worry about you?
The whole loyalty department?
378
00:15:23,596 --> 00:15:25,055
What?
379
00:15:25,139 --> 00:15:26,849
Yeah, when I'm too old
to wipe my own ass,
380
00:15:26,933 --> 00:15:28,725
you're gonna be over there
counting fuckin' pennies,
381
00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:30,352
decidin' whether or not
you can take care of me?
382
00:15:30,436 --> 00:15:32,605
- That's different.
- Family's family.
383
00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:36,900
Fine.
We'll find a fucking nurse.
384
00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:39,486
Wipe your ass.
385
00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:44,200
Ah.
I'll go for another.
386
00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:48,078
Hey, it's five o'clock
somewhere.
387
00:15:48,162 --> 00:15:49,872
Ha.
388
00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:52,207
Anyone at home wondering
where you might be all day?
389
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:54,752
Trust me,
they don't give a shit.
390
00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:57,504
Hey, guys.
391
00:15:57,588 --> 00:16:00,341
Uh, sit anywhere you like.
I'll be right with you.
392
00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:03,635
You boys celebrating something?
393
00:16:03,719 --> 00:16:05,679
Uh... we're taking an extended
394
00:16:05,763 --> 00:16:07,514
and hopefully very boozy
lunch break
395
00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:09,975
so we can commemorate the day
this ugly bastard was born.
396
00:16:11,477 --> 00:16:13,395
That's so nice.
397
00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:14,855
How 'bout some shots
on the house?
398
00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:17,733
On the house?
No.
399
00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:20,986
I can do Happy Hour price
in honor of the birthday boy.
400
00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,571
Will you two do a shot
with us?
401
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:24,364
I'm on the clock.
402
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:25,782
Red?
403
00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:28,577
Pour 'em up.
404
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,375
Tam!
405
00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:37,753
Yo, we gotta clear out
the boxes!
406
00:16:41,674 --> 00:16:43,258
Police.
Open up!
407
00:16:50,641 --> 00:16:52,726
All right,
all right, all right!
408
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:53,977
Philip Gallagher,
we have a warrant
409
00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:55,646
to search the premises.
410
00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:58,065
Yeah, well, come on in.
411
00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:04,071
You know,
if I was a lifetime criminal
412
00:17:04,155 --> 00:17:06,490
motorcycle mechanic
who just stole
413
00:17:06,574 --> 00:17:08,033
a shitload of motorcycles,
414
00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:10,619
I might just be dumb enough
415
00:17:10,703 --> 00:17:12,788
to keep them in
the most obvious place.
416
00:17:12,872 --> 00:17:15,416
Where's your garage?
417
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,649
Well, shit,
418
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,985
look, sorry, no stolen bikes,
419
00:17:43,069 --> 00:17:44,528
but, uh, you're welcome to take
420
00:17:44,612 --> 00:17:46,822
one of those
Christmas tree stands.
421
00:17:46,906 --> 00:17:49,157
I don't know
how we ended up with two.
422
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:52,244
Light guitar music
423
00:17:56,123 --> 00:17:58,625
- Keep these, right?
- Oh, no. Give away pile.
424
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,544
What?
I love these.
425
00:18:00,628 --> 00:18:02,254
It's not Christmas
without these plates.
426
00:18:02,338 --> 00:18:04,589
Girl, they have been
in that box since 2007,
427
00:18:04,673 --> 00:18:06,216
which, coincidentally,
is the last time
428
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,135
that we had dinner
at my house.
429
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,554
What am I gonna do with
a Santa table setting for 12
430
00:18:10,638 --> 00:18:12,806
- in Louisville, huh?
- You are literally
431
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:14,683
throwin' away everything.
What's the point?
432
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,935
We should just back
a garbage truck in here
433
00:18:17,019 --> 00:18:18,186
and shovel everything in it.
434
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:20,605
- Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
- Ma...
435
00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:24,609
this is my entire childhood,
all of our memories.
436
00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:26,570
Throw away the damn plates, V!
437
00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:31,408
Thought helping you,
hangin' out might be fun,
438
00:18:31,492 --> 00:18:33,035
but this shit is awful.
439
00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:34,828
- I thought we would talk!
- Excuse me.
440
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:37,164
Had you asked instead of just
inviting yourself over,
441
00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:40,917
I would've told you that I'm
too busy to hang out and talk.
442
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:43,920
Oh, shit... I gotta get
over to my storage unit.
443
00:18:44,004 --> 00:18:46,214
- I'll go with.
- Uh, no, thanks.
444
00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:48,091
- Why not?
- Because I've had enough
445
00:18:48,175 --> 00:18:49,843
of your company today.
446
00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:51,261
Look, I'm excited
about Louisville,
447
00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:52,846
and you killin' my vibe.
448
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,931
I'm not dyin'.
I'm just movin'.
449
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:57,851
So what?
Get over it.
450
00:19:10,573 --> 00:19:13,283
If it isn't
my favorite vice detectives.
451
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,327
Man, you know I had to
bring you some dogs
452
00:19:15,411 --> 00:19:17,329
from downtown for later...
Extra relish,
453
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,456
- extra celery sauce.
- Aw... muah!
454
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,041
You gentlemen are heroes.
455
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,502
I can never make it all the way
downtown to get these.
456
00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:25,462
How're these fine machines
treatin' ya?
457
00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:27,339
Uh, she rides just
a little rough,
458
00:19:27,423 --> 00:19:29,341
but tell me what the story is
on that Viper over there.
459
00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:30,884
I need a few days
before I can
460
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:32,677
- let ya take that one.
- What's wrong with it?
461
00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:34,012
Belonged to
a parks commissioner
462
00:19:34,096 --> 00:19:35,305
accused
of embezzling city funds.
463
00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:37,474
Blew his brains out
in the front seat.
464
00:19:37,558 --> 00:19:39,726
Still a mess on the dashboard.
465
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:42,813
Yo, wait.
466
00:19:42,897 --> 00:19:44,981
So you guys just come here
and take whatever you want?
467
00:19:45,065 --> 00:19:46,483
As long as it helps aid
468
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:47,984
an ongoin' investigation.
469
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:50,987
Or if we think it looks cool.
Ya got anything new?
470
00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:52,656
Glad you asked.
I been able to
471
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:56,201
squirrel away a few things
for you gents.
472
00:19:57,203 --> 00:20:00,622
Act now,
before it's logged as evidence.
473
00:20:00,706 --> 00:20:03,291
Take what you want
474
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:07,671
You gotta take
what you want
475
00:20:07,755 --> 00:20:10,674
Give it all you got
476
00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,592
Hey, barkeep!
Another.
477
00:20:12,676 --> 00:20:14,261
Take what you want...
478
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:15,762
Let's make these your last.
479
00:20:15,846 --> 00:20:17,931
What? The day's young!
480
00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:29,651
I have some coke,
481
00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:32,279
if you're interested.
482
00:20:35,658 --> 00:20:38,118
All clear.
483
00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:40,704
- Hey. Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
484
00:20:40,788 --> 00:20:42,247
Uh, what's goin' on?
485
00:20:42,331 --> 00:20:44,207
They think
I robbed Born Free.
486
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,209
What? Ha.
Wait... you?
487
00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:47,544
No.
488
00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:49,671
Yeah.
Checked the whole house.
489
00:20:49,755 --> 00:20:52,132
But came up empty-handed,
'cause...
490
00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:54,426
I didn't do it.
491
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:56,970
Go ahead.
492
00:20:57,054 --> 00:20:58,388
Hey, and, uh, good luck,
you know,
493
00:20:58,472 --> 00:21:01,225
finding the real criminals,
guys.
494
00:21:07,314 --> 00:21:09,149
Lip, we need to talk, okay?
495
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:11,401
- You cannot just...
- Shh, shh, shh.
496
00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:17,407
You moved all the boxes
outta the garage?
497
00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:19,868
Well, they didn't move
themselves.
498
00:21:19,952 --> 00:21:21,244
Where'd you put 'em?
499
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:23,997
Uh,
in my dad's basement.
500
00:21:24,081 --> 00:21:26,917
Hey.
501
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:28,376
Lip.
502
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:31,922
Y-you can't put our family
in danger like this.
503
00:21:32,006 --> 00:21:34,090
You have Fred to think about.
You have me to think about.
504
00:21:34,174 --> 00:21:36,927
We can't have the cops just
showing up at our house and...
505
00:21:37,011 --> 00:21:39,054
hello!
506
00:21:40,514 --> 00:21:42,933
Are you even listening
to a word that I'm saying?
507
00:21:43,017 --> 00:21:45,227
Kay, why are you staring
at me like that?
508
00:21:45,311 --> 00:21:48,313
Sorry, sorry.
It's just, um...
509
00:21:48,397 --> 00:21:50,315
uh, I-I guess
this whole Gallagher thing
510
00:21:50,399 --> 00:21:53,652
is finally rubbin' off on ya.
511
00:21:53,736 --> 00:21:55,820
I didn't know
you had it in you.
512
00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:57,280
Well...
513
00:21:57,364 --> 00:21:59,282
yeah, I...
514
00:21:59,366 --> 00:22:01,618
I didn't know I had it
in me either.
515
00:22:01,702 --> 00:22:04,371
You know, Carl called,
516
00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:07,290
told me about the warrant,
and I just...
517
00:22:07,374 --> 00:22:08,625
I just acted.
518
00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:10,710
It was like
something clicked in my brain,
519
00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:12,921
and I just went on autopilot.
520
00:22:14,548 --> 00:22:16,049
Does this make me
an accomplice?
521
00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:17,425
Accessory after the fact.
522
00:22:17,509 --> 00:22:19,177
Oh.
523
00:22:24,558 --> 00:22:26,476
It's kinda hot.
524
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,395
Yeah, it is.
525
00:22:28,479 --> 00:22:30,939
I thought being
a criminal would be exciting,
526
00:22:31,023 --> 00:22:34,818
but I didn't know
that it would be...
527
00:22:34,902 --> 00:22:37,946
sexually exciting.
528
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:40,532
- What about Fred?
- He's out like a light.
529
00:22:40,616 --> 00:22:42,534
We'll be quiet.
530
00:22:42,618 --> 00:22:44,828
You? I doubt it.
531
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:49,207
I'll just bite your shoulder
when I get the urge to scream.
532
00:22:53,379 --> 00:22:55,505
I don't need a fuckin' nurse.
533
00:22:55,589 --> 00:22:57,007
You can't walk, Terry.
534
00:22:57,091 --> 00:22:58,383
You can't feed yourself.
You can't bathe yourself.
535
00:22:58,467 --> 00:22:59,968
You shit in a bag.
Stop me when any of this
536
00:23:00,052 --> 00:23:02,137
sounds like someone who doesn't
need a fuckin' nurse.
537
00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:03,513
Then just take me to the park.
538
00:23:03,597 --> 00:23:05,515
Leave me there
and let me die in peace.
539
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:07,517
Oh, see, viable option.
Even Terry thinks so.
540
00:23:12,439 --> 00:23:15,025
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Jasmine.
541
00:23:15,109 --> 00:23:16,860
- You must be...
- Ian, yeah.
542
00:23:16,944 --> 00:23:18,361
Come on in.
543
00:23:18,445 --> 00:23:20,530
Mickey, Terry, this is Jasmine,
544
00:23:20,614 --> 00:23:22,449
Terry's in-home health aide.
545
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,034
You got me a n...
546
00:23:24,118 --> 00:23:25,327
Nah...
547
00:23:25,411 --> 00:23:27,370
Nice lady to watch you
while we head to work.
548
00:23:27,454 --> 00:23:30,540
Yeah. You fuck this up,
I'ma cut your dick off.
549
00:23:30,624 --> 00:23:31,958
I wouldn't feel it anyway.
550
00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:33,960
Don't you all worry.
551
00:23:34,044 --> 00:23:36,672
I'm gonna take good care
of Dad here.
552
00:23:40,592 --> 00:23:43,428
Thanks. I know dealin' with
Terry is a pain in the ass.
553
00:23:43,512 --> 00:23:45,597
Fuckin' expensive,
but now I don't have
554
00:23:45,681 --> 00:23:48,350
to worry about anything.
I can focus on work...
555
00:23:49,685 --> 00:23:52,062
Just forgot something
in my car.
556
00:23:52,146 --> 00:23:55,774
Rock music
557
00:23:55,858 --> 00:23:58,151
She's probably comin'
right back.
558
00:23:58,777 --> 00:24:00,404
Yeah.
559
00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:07,577
Gallagher, look alive.
560
00:24:07,661 --> 00:24:09,621
All right, look,
I want you to
561
00:24:09,705 --> 00:24:11,539
make a buy off this guy,
all right?
562
00:24:11,623 --> 00:24:13,917
Quarter bag.
Ask for it "dusty."
563
00:24:14,001 --> 00:24:16,252
All right.
But I don't have any money.
564
00:24:16,336 --> 00:24:18,421
Here.
All right?
565
00:24:18,505 --> 00:24:20,173
Hurry up.
566
00:24:20,257 --> 00:24:21,758
Look both ways
before you cross the street.
567
00:24:23,302 --> 00:24:26,221
I'm putting bodies
on the board
568
00:24:26,305 --> 00:24:28,556
Like you've never seen
before...
569
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,601
Hey, man, I need a cop.
570
00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:32,852
Loud or reggie?
571
00:24:32,936 --> 00:24:36,064
Reggie. Quarter.
Make it dusty.
572
00:24:36,148 --> 00:24:37,690
60.
573
00:24:37,774 --> 00:24:39,359
Nah nah nah nah nah
574
00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:41,277
So when
you're in my sights
575
00:24:41,361 --> 00:24:42,904
Nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
576
00:24:42,988 --> 00:24:45,949
Nah nah nah-nah-nah...
577
00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:47,450
Freeze, fucker!
You're under arrest.
578
00:24:47,534 --> 00:24:48,910
- Turn around.
- You're a cop?
579
00:24:48,994 --> 00:24:50,829
Hands on your head.
Face the wall!
580
00:24:50,913 --> 00:24:52,747
What the fuck
are you doing, kid?
581
00:24:52,831 --> 00:24:54,249
Making the arrest
like you said to.
582
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,583
No, stupid asshole!
We told you to make a buy.
583
00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:56,960
No one said anything
about making an arrest.
584
00:24:57,044 --> 00:24:58,461
Apologize to this guy.
585
00:24:58,545 --> 00:25:00,797
Uh, I'm... sorry?
586
00:25:00,881 --> 00:25:02,799
Keep the drugs, Gallagher.
587
00:25:04,384 --> 00:25:06,261
Let's get outta here, man.
588
00:25:06,345 --> 00:25:10,557
Come on!
Pulling guns out and shit!
589
00:25:12,351 --> 00:25:15,603
Oh, God, coke is fantastic.
590
00:25:15,687 --> 00:25:17,439
I know, right?
591
00:25:17,523 --> 00:25:20,150
Yeah. I can see why people
become junkies
592
00:25:20,234 --> 00:25:21,985
and run away
from their responsibilities.
593
00:25:22,069 --> 00:25:23,445
You know, for me,
594
00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:25,989
when it comes to drugs
versus, like, a job... pffft.
595
00:25:26,073 --> 00:25:27,323
Drugs win.
596
00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:30,952
What kinda jobs have you had?
597
00:25:32,162 --> 00:25:35,165
Ah!
Let's see, uh, I was a nurse.
598
00:25:35,249 --> 00:25:37,584
I was
an elementary school teacher.
599
00:25:37,668 --> 00:25:39,169
Addiction counselor.
600
00:25:39,253 --> 00:25:41,629
That was fun.
Ha ha.
601
00:25:41,713 --> 00:25:43,631
Uh, and now,
602
00:25:43,715 --> 00:25:46,843
the, uh, assistant manager
at the illustrious
603
00:25:46,927 --> 00:25:49,679
Mailbox Unlimited
Copy and Shipping Center.
604
00:25:49,763 --> 00:25:52,015
Oh!
Impressive.
605
00:25:53,016 --> 00:25:54,893
Is coke supposed to
make you horny?
606
00:25:54,977 --> 00:25:56,728
'Cause I feel like
I need to...
607
00:25:56,812 --> 00:25:58,813
hump that box right there.
608
00:26:06,363 --> 00:26:08,657
Ahem.
609
00:26:10,867 --> 00:26:12,285
I'm... gay.
610
00:26:12,369 --> 00:26:13,953
Me too!
611
00:26:14,037 --> 00:26:17,415
Well, I haven't... been
with a girl since high school.
612
00:26:17,499 --> 00:26:19,375
It's like riding a bike.
613
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:21,461
Baby, don't you cry
614
00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:26,299
It's time for us
to say goodbye
615
00:26:26,383 --> 00:26:28,676
So all I gotta do
is put these decorations up,
616
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,053
and I get free beer
for a week?
617
00:26:30,137 --> 00:26:31,721
Ha. Nice try.
Two days.
618
00:26:31,805 --> 00:26:33,515
I don't know, man.
There's a lotta stuff in here.
619
00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:35,308
- Week seems reasonable.
- All right, fine.
620
00:26:35,392 --> 00:26:36,643
You know what?
I'll just ask Kermit.
621
00:26:36,727 --> 00:26:38,561
- He'll probably do it for free.
- Fine!
622
00:26:38,645 --> 00:26:41,189
I accept your lowball offer.
623
00:26:41,648 --> 00:26:43,399
Hey, babe!
624
00:26:43,483 --> 00:26:45,235
How are you?
You doin' good?
625
00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:47,195
Feelin' better
that you saw your mom?
626
00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:48,655
No. She had to get something
from storage,
627
00:26:48,739 --> 00:26:51,157
- so might as well work.
- Okay, well,
628
00:26:51,241 --> 00:26:53,409
how 'bout we get outta here,
do something to cheer you up?
629
00:26:53,493 --> 00:26:55,411
No, thanks.
Here to work.
630
00:26:55,495 --> 00:26:56,996
How 'bout Ron Popeil?
631
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,332
Ronco HQ was right down
the street.
632
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:01,000
That's a great idea.
633
00:27:01,084 --> 00:27:02,418
Hugh Hefner Middle School, huh?
634
00:27:02,502 --> 00:27:04,754
- Think about it.
- Fellas. Ditka.
635
00:27:04,838 --> 00:27:06,756
Mike Ditka Middle School.
Contest over.
636
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,924
- Ooh!
- What are you fools
637
00:27:08,008 --> 00:27:09,259
talkin' about?
638
00:27:09,343 --> 00:27:11,135
Frank's trying to name
his old junior high.
639
00:27:11,219 --> 00:27:12,887
Why does it need a new name?
640
00:27:12,971 --> 00:27:14,806
It doesn't.
That's the point.
641
00:27:14,890 --> 00:27:16,391
It was fine the way it was.
642
00:27:16,475 --> 00:27:18,101
- Hear, hear.
- Nevertheless,
643
00:27:18,185 --> 00:27:20,436
I need a surefire winner
644
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,272
so it doesn't get coopted
645
00:27:22,356 --> 00:27:25,316
by a bunch of politically
correct millennial activists.
646
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,528
Last thing I need
is my son attending
647
00:27:28,612 --> 00:27:32,824
Tofu Middle School of
Multicultural Granola Studies.
648
00:27:32,908 --> 00:27:34,450
What's it called now?
649
00:27:34,534 --> 00:27:36,578
Dennis Hastert Middle School.
650
00:27:36,662 --> 00:27:39,622
- The child molester?
- Former Speaker of the House.
651
00:27:39,706 --> 00:27:41,874
Why are you guys worried
about trying to protect
652
00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:44,210
some meaningless,
symbolic name anyway?
653
00:27:44,294 --> 00:27:46,129
How 'bout you try to protect
the real Chicago,
654
00:27:46,213 --> 00:27:47,630
the real South Side,
655
00:27:47,714 --> 00:27:50,091
the people and institutions
who make this town great?
656
00:27:50,175 --> 00:27:52,218
If you hadn't noticed, they're
being shut down every day.
657
00:27:52,302 --> 00:27:54,804
Because this renaming trend
is bullshit.
658
00:27:54,888 --> 00:27:56,389
It's just another way
for society
659
00:27:56,473 --> 00:27:58,433
to erase the hard work
of white guys.
660
00:27:58,517 --> 00:28:00,685
Because at some point,
and who knows why,
661
00:28:00,769 --> 00:28:02,895
being a white guy
suddenly became uncool.
662
00:28:02,979 --> 00:28:05,898
Or maybe white guys are finally
being held accountable
663
00:28:05,982 --> 00:28:07,942
for all of the horrible stuff
they've done,
664
00:28:08,026 --> 00:28:10,612
like child molestation,
for example.
665
00:28:10,696 --> 00:28:12,572
And you, in particular,
don't have to worry about
666
00:28:12,656 --> 00:28:14,907
when white men became uncool,
'cause as far as I can tell,
667
00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:17,118
you've always been...
whatever this is.
668
00:28:17,202 --> 00:28:19,162
- Ha ha ha.
- Ho ho ho!
669
00:28:19,246 --> 00:28:20,705
And, Frank,
why waste your time?
670
00:28:20,789 --> 00:28:22,749
Liam's gonna be outta that
school and on to a high school
671
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:25,376
with an equally problematic
name in no time.
672
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:28,212
They're trying to erase
the history of white men
673
00:28:28,296 --> 00:28:29,881
who built this great country.
674
00:28:29,965 --> 00:28:31,549
How far back are we going
675
00:28:31,633 --> 00:28:33,509
with this revisionist
history crusade?
676
00:28:33,593 --> 00:28:35,720
Do we have to reexamine Adam
677
00:28:35,804 --> 00:28:37,889
at the Garden of Eden?
678
00:28:37,973 --> 00:28:39,682
You think Adam was white?
679
00:28:39,766 --> 00:28:41,518
Ha ha ha.
680
00:28:43,270 --> 00:28:45,897
The point is,
I went to that school.
681
00:28:46,857 --> 00:28:49,359
Best years of my life
in those halls,
682
00:28:49,443 --> 00:28:51,861
in those classrooms.
683
00:28:51,945 --> 00:28:55,698
Year I played baseball,
we had a bully on the team.
684
00:28:55,782 --> 00:28:57,450
Johnny Wisneiwski.
685
00:28:57,534 --> 00:29:01,079
A big, fat bruiser.
He could hit a ball...
686
00:29:01,163 --> 00:29:02,830
almost a mile.
687
00:29:02,914 --> 00:29:05,249
If you made an error
in the game,
688
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:08,336
Johnny was sure to use
the wet end of his towel
689
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,505
to rattail your genitals
in the shower
690
00:29:10,589 --> 00:29:13,549
to remind you of how useless
you were.
691
00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:17,595
Everybody was scared to death
of big, fat Johnny Wisneiwski.
692
00:29:17,679 --> 00:29:21,265
Well, one day, he thwacked
my naked wet ass
693
00:29:21,349 --> 00:29:23,893
with that towel,
and I blew up.
694
00:29:23,977 --> 00:29:26,562
I pantsed him.
What do you think we saw?
695
00:29:26,646 --> 00:29:28,398
His dick.
I'm guessing you saw his dick.
696
00:29:28,482 --> 00:29:30,108
Not just any dick.
697
00:29:30,192 --> 00:29:32,485
The tiniest little button
of a pink dick
698
00:29:32,569 --> 00:29:33,778
you've ever laid your eyes on.
699
00:29:33,862 --> 00:29:36,155
And Johnny Wisneiwski's
reign of terror
700
00:29:36,239 --> 00:29:39,534
ended that very day,
thanks to yours truly.
701
00:29:39,618 --> 00:29:41,577
I was king after that.
702
00:29:41,661 --> 00:29:44,539
And all my kids went there.
703
00:29:44,623 --> 00:29:46,082
There are Gallagher memories
704
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:49,752
embedded in every inch
of that school.
705
00:29:49,836 --> 00:29:52,547
Should probably be called...
706
00:29:53,965 --> 00:29:55,925
No.
707
00:29:56,009 --> 00:29:58,553
It should definitely
be called
708
00:29:58,637 --> 00:30:01,056
Gallagher Middle School.
709
00:30:02,641 --> 00:30:04,100
Gallagher Middle School.
710
00:30:06,186 --> 00:30:08,187
Outstan...
Gallagher Middle School!
711
00:30:08,271 --> 00:30:10,523
Jesus! Of course!
712
00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:12,692
Whadda ya say we do this:
713
00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:15,278
We go pick up the girls,
we stop for expensive froyo
714
00:30:15,362 --> 00:30:17,447
with all the fancy toppings,
huh?
715
00:30:17,531 --> 00:30:19,532
How many times I have to
tell you I'm not in the mood?
716
00:30:19,616 --> 00:30:21,200
I know, but I think today
could be really special
717
00:30:21,284 --> 00:30:23,578
if we let it be.
It would make me happy,
718
00:30:23,662 --> 00:30:25,288
and I'm pretty sure
it could make you happy too.
719
00:30:25,372 --> 00:30:27,665
Please.
For me.
720
00:30:27,749 --> 00:30:30,501
The love of your life.
721
00:30:30,585 --> 00:30:34,088
Fuckin' froyo.
722
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:45,016
Ohh...
723
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:47,810
Hey, I'm gonna take a shower.
724
00:30:47,894 --> 00:30:50,146
And while I'm in there...
725
00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:51,522
Yep?
726
00:30:51,606 --> 00:30:53,441
Think up our next caper.
727
00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:54,984
Caper?
728
00:30:55,068 --> 00:30:58,070
- You a Batman villain?
- Uh, more like Bonnie.
729
00:30:58,154 --> 00:31:00,490
You know, Bonnie and Clyde?
730
00:31:00,574 --> 00:31:02,492
Yeah.
Think I mighta heard of them.
731
00:31:02,576 --> 00:31:04,577
Something where
we almost get caught
732
00:31:04,661 --> 00:31:06,746
but then we get away with it.
733
00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:08,915
We could...
734
00:31:08,999 --> 00:31:11,834
- pull a bank robbery.
- Or a jewel heist.
735
00:31:11,918 --> 00:31:14,086
I mean...
736
00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:16,672
I would consider
murder for hire.
737
00:31:18,884 --> 00:31:20,426
Hey, uh,
738
00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:23,846
gotta go to this thing Liam's
doing at his school later.
739
00:31:23,930 --> 00:31:25,973
- Mm-hmm.
- Wanna come?
740
00:31:26,057 --> 00:31:27,850
Yeah, yeah, I suppose
I can pretend to be
741
00:31:27,934 --> 00:31:29,685
a law-abiding citizen
for the night.
742
00:31:31,605 --> 00:31:33,397
Oh.
743
00:31:33,481 --> 00:31:36,693
Hey, Cami.
744
00:31:37,652 --> 00:31:39,028
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
745
00:31:39,112 --> 00:31:41,072
Slow down.
746
00:31:41,156 --> 00:31:43,032
He was crying?
About what?
747
00:31:43,116 --> 00:31:45,160
- I'm confused.
- What?
748
00:31:46,453 --> 00:31:48,704
The cops?
749
00:31:48,788 --> 00:31:50,081
They want Brad to come in
for questioning? When?
750
00:31:50,165 --> 00:31:51,707
No, no, he's gonna crack.
751
00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:55,044
Rock music
752
00:31:55,128 --> 00:31:56,546
He's on his way
to the station now?
753
00:31:56,630 --> 00:31:58,760
- Uh, when did he leave?
- Shit, shit! Fuck!
754
00:31:59,466 --> 00:32:01,592
This lady should work.
755
00:32:01,676 --> 00:32:03,678
Terry doesn't have a problem
with Asian people, does he?
756
00:32:03,762 --> 00:32:05,179
I mean, I don't know.
757
00:32:05,263 --> 00:32:07,014
He likes a lot of Chinese food
and Bruce Lee movies.
758
00:32:07,098 --> 00:32:08,891
Found his porn stash once
when we were kids.
759
00:32:08,975 --> 00:32:10,810
Had a pretty decent amount
of Asian chicks in it.
760
00:32:10,894 --> 00:32:12,562
Then we got nothin'
to worry about.
761
00:32:12,646 --> 00:32:13,896
We should just get goin'.
762
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:15,857
All right, the agency
said this one's tough?
763
00:32:15,941 --> 00:32:18,401
Yeah. Said she's one of those
Vietnamese boat people.
764
00:32:18,485 --> 00:32:20,862
Doesn't get much tougher
than that.
765
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,501
Maybe I should ask the agency
766
00:32:35,585 --> 00:32:37,044
for somebody white
this time, huh?
767
00:32:37,128 --> 00:32:39,881
Yep.
768
00:32:42,008 --> 00:32:45,052
- This place is legal.
- Yeah, it is.
769
00:32:45,136 --> 00:32:47,555
So then why you want me
to buy from them, then?
770
00:32:47,639 --> 00:32:50,433
Listen, this detail
771
00:32:50,517 --> 00:32:51,976
is a golden elevator.
772
00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:53,895
It'll take you
right to the top,
773
00:32:53,979 --> 00:32:55,438
wherever you wanna go.
774
00:32:55,522 --> 00:32:57,440
What're you thinking?
775
00:32:57,524 --> 00:32:59,442
- SWAT?
- Oh, shit.
776
00:32:59,526 --> 00:33:01,611
Grenades?
Assault rifles?
777
00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:03,738
- I love SWAT.
- That's only gonna happen
778
00:33:03,822 --> 00:33:05,573
if we give you
a good recommendation,
779
00:33:05,657 --> 00:33:06,949
and we're only gonna do that
780
00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:10,202
if you do what we say,
no questions.
781
00:33:10,286 --> 00:33:13,289
You wanna ride that golden
elevator, don't you?
782
00:33:13,373 --> 00:33:14,624
Yes, sir, I do.
783
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:16,125
Good boy.
784
00:33:16,209 --> 00:33:18,711
Go make the buy.
785
00:33:18,795 --> 00:33:22,423
Uh, sirs, quick question.
Why me?
786
00:33:22,507 --> 00:33:24,050
You know, like, out of
all the rookies in the city,
787
00:33:24,134 --> 00:33:25,551
why pick me?
788
00:33:25,635 --> 00:33:27,929
While your personal
assessment indicates
789
00:33:28,013 --> 00:33:30,556
that you might ask
a lotta fuckin' questions,
790
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,726
you're likely to accept
anything we tell you is true.
791
00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:34,977
Huh.
792
00:33:35,061 --> 00:33:36,812
Roger that.
793
00:33:36,896 --> 00:33:39,691
Upbeat music
794
00:33:52,704 --> 00:33:54,705
Hey, have you guys
seen my friend Debbie?
795
00:33:54,789 --> 00:33:56,874
Redhead, had a little
too much to drink?
796
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,417
- No?
- Look at me, one, two
797
00:33:58,501 --> 00:34:00,586
Three, one, two, three
798
00:34:05,216 --> 00:34:07,301
Debbie?
799
00:34:07,385 --> 00:34:10,262
Jared?
What the fuck?
800
00:34:10,346 --> 00:34:12,932
- Who is that?
- My husband.
801
00:34:13,016 --> 00:34:15,142
Ah ah ah ah ah...
802
00:34:15,226 --> 00:34:16,519
Debbie, wait.
Come inside.
803
00:34:16,603 --> 00:34:19,147
Let's talk.
Debbie!
804
00:34:21,775 --> 00:34:23,442
Where'd
your butt buddy go?
805
00:34:23,526 --> 00:34:25,319
To pick up your next victim.
806
00:34:25,403 --> 00:34:27,530
- I don't need no nurse.
- Well, maybe if you weren't
807
00:34:27,614 --> 00:34:29,949
such a ragin' asshole,
your family'd take care of you,
808
00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:33,244
and we wouldn't have to pay
someone to be nice to ya.
809
00:34:33,703 --> 00:34:35,037
Ugh.
810
00:34:35,121 --> 00:34:37,623
- That tastes like dog food!
- Keep complainin',
811
00:34:37,707 --> 00:34:38,958
I will feed you dog food
for real.
812
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:40,459
Ugh.
813
00:34:40,543 --> 00:34:41,669
Oh, no, no...
814
00:34:41,753 --> 00:34:44,255
- Come...
- Mm-mm.
815
00:34:48,593 --> 00:34:51,345
You woulda probably made
a half-decent son
816
00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:54,640
if it wasn't for
that whole fudge packer thing.
817
00:34:57,477 --> 00:34:59,603
Well, you probably woulda made
a half-decent dad
818
00:34:59,687 --> 00:35:02,148
if it weren't for the whole...
819
00:35:02,232 --> 00:35:05,693
racist, homophobic, beatin'
the shit outta me thing.
820
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:25,546
Have a good one.
821
00:35:25,630 --> 00:35:28,090
Good work, kid.
822
00:35:31,094 --> 00:35:33,638
Oh, wait... there's
a lotta street weed in there.
823
00:35:34,472 --> 00:35:36,348
You contaminated
the evidence now.
824
00:35:36,432 --> 00:35:39,518
- You're mixing it up!
- Naw, man!
825
00:35:39,602 --> 00:35:42,313
Your eyes is playin'
tricks on you, kid.
826
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,233
You're literally
doing it on purpose.
827
00:35:46,317 --> 00:35:48,402
Why?
Oh, come on.
828
00:35:48,486 --> 00:35:50,112
I deserve to know
what I'm involved in.
829
00:35:50,196 --> 00:35:51,781
The weed you bought
on the street
830
00:35:51,865 --> 00:35:53,282
was laced with angel dust.
831
00:35:53,366 --> 00:35:54,909
Now the dispensary weed is too.
832
00:35:54,993 --> 00:35:57,953
So now we can file criminal
charges against the dispensary.
833
00:35:58,037 --> 00:35:59,538
Why?
834
00:35:59,622 --> 00:36:02,208
Because the legal weed is
cutting into our bottom line.
835
00:36:06,963 --> 00:36:09,507
If legal dispensaries put all
the street dealers outta work,
836
00:36:09,591 --> 00:36:11,258
what's left for us, huh?
837
00:36:11,342 --> 00:36:13,552
You know how much we make
off of kickback in bribes
838
00:36:13,636 --> 00:36:15,429
- from street dealers?
- But isn't that wrong?
839
00:36:15,513 --> 00:36:17,306
Paid for my boat.
840
00:36:17,390 --> 00:36:19,266
It paid for
my second mistress's
841
00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:20,726
first Brazilian butt lift.
842
00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:22,895
We frame legal shops,
we shut 'em down,
843
00:36:22,979 --> 00:36:24,855
we get more illegal weed
back on the street.
844
00:36:24,939 --> 00:36:26,524
More illegal weed
equals more dealers,
845
00:36:26,608 --> 00:36:29,485
more dealers equals
more cash in our pockets.
846
00:36:29,569 --> 00:36:33,155
So, really, it's up to you,
Gallagher.
847
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,782
You want some kickbacks?
848
00:36:34,866 --> 00:36:36,742
Or you wanna spend
the rest of your career
849
00:36:36,826 --> 00:36:39,871
bustin' your hump,
poundin' a beat?
850
00:36:42,874 --> 00:36:44,250
Fine.
Let me help.
851
00:36:44,334 --> 00:36:46,836
Good. So how many more
dispensaries
852
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,838
do we gotta put
outta business today?
853
00:36:48,922 --> 00:36:50,673
Uh looks like five.
854
00:36:50,757 --> 00:36:52,758
Next up is Dank Dorm,
855
00:36:52,842 --> 00:36:54,927
then New Leaf Collective,
Heavy Fog,
856
00:36:55,011 --> 00:36:56,679
New Heights,
and last but not least,
857
00:36:56,763 --> 00:36:58,556
The Alibi Room.
858
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,100
All right, let's get it.
859
00:37:03,686 --> 00:37:05,938
- Brad's not pickin' up.
- Well, this is the station
860
00:37:06,022 --> 00:37:07,982
closest to his house,
so if he's going anywhere,
861
00:37:08,066 --> 00:37:09,483
it's here.
862
00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:11,318
Think he can hold up
under an interrogation?
863
00:37:11,402 --> 00:37:13,112
Hell, no.
864
00:37:14,447 --> 00:37:16,282
Wait.
There he is. Okay.
865
00:37:16,366 --> 00:37:19,660
All right, do what you gotta do
to keep him quiet.
866
00:37:20,912 --> 00:37:23,289
Hey, man.
867
00:37:24,249 --> 00:37:25,499
Brad?
868
00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:27,084
Brad.
Brad! H...
869
00:37:27,168 --> 00:37:29,795
Punchy music
870
00:37:29,879 --> 00:37:31,255
Brad! Brad!
871
00:37:33,258 --> 00:37:35,009
Ah! Let me go!
872
00:37:35,093 --> 00:37:36,677
Get off me!
I'm gonna confess!
873
00:37:36,761 --> 00:37:37,720
Shh, shh!
874
00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:38,804
Let me go!
It's the only way!
875
00:37:38,888 --> 00:37:40,306
Shut the fuck up, all right?
876
00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:43,434
Talk to us.
We only wanna talk, all right?
877
00:37:50,608 --> 00:37:53,569
Go, go, go!
878
00:37:53,653 --> 00:37:55,404
Just in here.
879
00:37:55,488 --> 00:37:58,574
Terry,
this is Sister Mary Luke.
880
00:37:58,658 --> 00:38:00,576
Oh,
just Mary Luke is fine.
881
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:04,121
My days in a habit
are long gone.
882
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,959
You must be Terry.
883
00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,920
I should warn you,
he's been a handful today.
884
00:38:11,004 --> 00:38:12,922
You idiots got me
a fuckin' nun?
885
00:38:13,006 --> 00:38:14,590
Watch your language
886
00:38:14,674 --> 00:38:16,300
in the presence of ladies.
887
00:38:16,384 --> 00:38:17,843
Jesus Christ, lady!
888
00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:20,763
And we'll not take
the Lord's name in vain.
889
00:38:20,847 --> 00:38:23,641
Before the diocese
shut my convent down,
890
00:38:23,725 --> 00:38:26,143
I was tending
to the elderly sisters.
891
00:38:26,227 --> 00:38:29,230
Sister Cecilia had dementia
892
00:38:29,314 --> 00:38:32,316
and a colorful vocabulary.
893
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:37,530
I found that a-a swift smack
usually fixed her behavior.
894
00:38:38,614 --> 00:38:41,242
- Yeah, that works for me.
- Solid strategy.
895
00:39:00,178 --> 00:39:01,929
There he is!
896
00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:04,014
I have an exciting offer
for you.
897
00:39:04,098 --> 00:39:07,309
I'd like to give you a chance
to abandon your lame entry
898
00:39:07,393 --> 00:39:10,312
into the name change contest
and join forces with me.
899
00:39:10,396 --> 00:39:14,191
- Why would I do that?
- Because I'm gonna win.
900
00:39:14,275 --> 00:39:18,404
The Francis Gallagher
and Children Middle School.
901
00:39:18,488 --> 00:39:21,365
Thanks, but no thanks.
I really want that iPad.
902
00:39:21,449 --> 00:39:23,951
I don't give a damn
about the iPa...
903
00:39:24,035 --> 00:39:26,537
Well, I mean, if we won,
we'd pawn it,
904
00:39:26,621 --> 00:39:29,707
and I'd take a cut,
but that's not the point.
905
00:39:29,791 --> 00:39:33,085
We have to preserve
the-the Gallagher legacy.
906
00:39:34,796 --> 00:39:36,630
We'd never be forgotten.
We'd be immortal.
907
00:39:36,714 --> 00:39:39,425
Yeah, I'm good, man.
908
00:39:40,635 --> 00:39:43,346
I'm-I'm not gonna make
this offer again.
909
00:39:45,306 --> 00:39:47,433
Well, suit yourself.
910
00:39:48,726 --> 00:39:51,312
I have to hit the head.
911
00:39:55,775 --> 00:39:58,361
No TP in there.
912
00:40:10,957 --> 00:40:13,334
You know, I-I wanna...
913
00:40:13,418 --> 00:40:16,003
I wanted to talk to you
about somethin'.
914
00:40:17,463 --> 00:40:20,466
I think we should team up
on the name change contest.
915
00:40:20,550 --> 00:40:22,134
Now, b-before you say no,
916
00:40:22,218 --> 00:40:24,845
I should tell you
what my idea is.
917
00:40:24,929 --> 00:40:27,389
The Francis Gallagher
and Children Middle School.
918
00:40:27,473 --> 00:40:30,059
You literally just told me this
30 seconds ago.
919
00:40:30,143 --> 00:40:32,561
I did?
920
00:40:33,187 --> 00:40:35,898
- What'd you say?
- No, Frank!
921
00:40:35,982 --> 00:40:37,692
Hmm.
922
00:40:38,651 --> 00:40:40,069
Hmm.
923
00:40:48,035 --> 00:40:51,122
No toilet paper
in here.
924
00:40:52,832 --> 00:40:55,751
No way, dude... Veronica'll
put my nuts in a table vice.
925
00:40:55,835 --> 00:40:57,586
Yeah, well, if you don't
get rid of their weed,
926
00:40:57,670 --> 00:40:59,338
- she'll be in jail.
- Okay, I'll tell them
927
00:40:59,422 --> 00:41:00,923
if I see them,
but there's no way
928
00:41:01,007 --> 00:41:03,884
I'm touching their product
without talking to them first.
929
00:41:07,638 --> 00:41:09,098
Hey,
what was that last place
930
00:41:09,182 --> 00:41:10,432
we were supposed to hit today?
931
00:41:10,516 --> 00:41:12,559
The A-Alibi Room?
932
00:41:12,643 --> 00:41:14,603
I think that's it, right?
933
00:41:14,687 --> 00:41:16,688
Well, if it's the place
I'm thinkin' of,
934
00:41:16,772 --> 00:41:18,190
it's really not worth
bustin'...
935
00:41:18,274 --> 00:41:21,276
Low-rent, mom/pop spot,
couple of stale weed brownies,
936
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,278
nickel bags...
We shouldn't waste our time.
937
00:41:23,362 --> 00:41:25,614
The list is the list.
938
00:41:25,698 --> 00:41:27,116
We got three more
after lunch,
939
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,118
and then it's on to...
What'd you call it?
940
00:41:29,202 --> 00:41:31,620
The Alibi Room.
941
00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:45,300
Hello.
942
00:41:45,384 --> 00:41:47,803
What?
For how long?
943
00:41:47,887 --> 00:41:49,638
I had no idea.
944
00:41:49,722 --> 00:41:51,140
Someone else
was supposed to pick her up...
945
00:41:51,224 --> 00:41:52,975
M-my girlfriend.
946
00:41:53,059 --> 00:41:54,810
Well, I-I'm so sorry,
947
00:41:54,894 --> 00:41:57,271
but I can promise you
that I would never abandon
948
00:41:57,355 --> 00:41:59,606
my daughter at school.
I was at work, I...
949
00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:01,066
When you're
a single working mother
950
00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:04,278
trying to provide for a kid,
things like this happen.
951
00:42:04,362 --> 00:42:05,737
Hello?
952
00:42:05,821 --> 00:42:07,156
Hi, Franny.
953
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,158
Mommy's on her way, honey.
954
00:42:09,242 --> 00:42:10,784
I know.
Mommy misses you too, honey.
955
00:42:10,868 --> 00:42:13,078
I'll be right there.
956
00:42:13,162 --> 00:42:14,413
Hey, baby, I got something
957
00:42:14,497 --> 00:42:17,291
that'll put a smile
on your face... right here.
958
00:42:19,252 --> 00:42:21,837
You know what?
Actually, I would love that.
959
00:42:21,921 --> 00:42:24,173
For real?
960
00:42:24,257 --> 00:42:26,175
Oh... fuck! Uhh...
961
00:42:26,259 --> 00:42:29,261
Punchy music
962
00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:34,349
You just checked your messages,
like, two minutes ago.
963
00:42:34,433 --> 00:42:35,934
And shouldn't you be
keeping a look out
964
00:42:36,018 --> 00:42:38,854
in case someone tries to, like,
rob us or somethin'?
965
00:42:38,938 --> 00:42:40,147
You think she knows
how to insert
966
00:42:40,231 --> 00:42:41,023
the little piss tube thing...
967
00:42:41,107 --> 00:42:43,150
The catheter, yes.
968
00:42:43,234 --> 00:42:45,027
Maybe I should just
give her a call,
969
00:42:45,111 --> 00:42:46,862
make sure everything's okay.
970
00:42:46,946 --> 00:42:48,822
We're finally
getting work done.
971
00:42:48,906 --> 00:42:52,701
Can we please just concentrate
for a couple more hours?
972
00:42:52,785 --> 00:42:54,328
Thank you.
973
00:42:55,955 --> 00:42:57,998
Maybe we should swing by
after the next stop,
974
00:42:58,082 --> 00:43:00,501
you know,
make sure she's okay.
975
00:43:04,297 --> 00:43:06,089
And another one bites the dust.
976
00:43:06,173 --> 00:43:08,634
Yes, one more down,
and it is Miller time!
977
00:43:08,718 --> 00:43:11,136
Alibi Room... let's finish it
off strong, boys.
978
00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:12,971
Hop in, kid.
Time's a-wastin'.
979
00:43:13,055 --> 00:43:14,556
Uh, hey, can I drive?
980
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,807
No.
981
00:43:15,891 --> 00:43:17,643
Come on, you guys've been
driving all day.
982
00:43:17,727 --> 00:43:19,394
Polishing your aviators,
workin' on your tan,
983
00:43:19,478 --> 00:43:21,021
while I've been doin'
all the work.
984
00:43:21,105 --> 00:43:22,397
- Yeah, so?
- I've never driven
985
00:43:22,481 --> 00:43:23,524
a Ferrari before.
986
00:43:23,608 --> 00:43:25,359
I wanna feel
some Italian horsepower.
987
00:43:25,443 --> 00:43:27,945
This might be my only chance.
988
00:43:29,989 --> 00:43:32,241
All right, son.
989
00:43:32,325 --> 00:43:34,994
Let's see what you got.
990
00:43:39,665 --> 00:43:42,459
Long as it ain't mine.
991
00:43:46,547 --> 00:43:48,924
But w-we gotta turn...
Turn ourselves in.
992
00:43:49,008 --> 00:43:50,926
No, no. If the cops
thought you knew anything,
993
00:43:51,010 --> 00:43:52,761
they would've come, and they
would've picked you up.
994
00:43:52,845 --> 00:43:55,639
Th-they called me to come
down for questioning, Lip.
995
00:43:55,723 --> 00:43:57,474
- They know!
- They don't know shit.
996
00:43:57,558 --> 00:43:59,309
I wanna come clean, okay?
997
00:43:59,393 --> 00:44:01,937
Ma-make some kinda deal
and return all the stuff.
998
00:44:02,021 --> 00:44:03,146
- You wanna make a deal?
- Yeah.
999
00:44:03,230 --> 00:44:04,773
You're gonna fuck both of us,
okay?
1000
00:44:04,857 --> 00:44:06,441
There's no way that
they're gonna believe
1001
00:44:06,525 --> 00:44:08,110
that you stole all that shit
by yourself.
1002
00:44:08,194 --> 00:44:10,237
Well, I-I won't give up you
or Mickey!
1003
00:44:10,321 --> 00:44:12,322
- I swear!
- Uh, Lip,
1004
00:44:12,406 --> 00:44:14,783
help me make a bottle
for Fred in the kitchen.
1005
00:44:14,867 --> 00:44:16,910
- Now.
- Yeah.
1006
00:44:16,994 --> 00:44:18,954
He is not gonna last
1007
00:44:19,038 --> 00:44:21,582
five minutes with the cops.
1008
00:44:23,292 --> 00:44:24,543
You need to do something.
1009
00:44:24,627 --> 00:44:26,211
Do something?
Like what?
1010
00:44:26,295 --> 00:44:28,422
Get rid of the evidence,
for starters!
1011
00:44:28,506 --> 00:44:30,048
I haven't found a place
to sell the parts yet.
1012
00:44:30,132 --> 00:44:31,466
Okay, let's just wait
for the ideal buyer
1013
00:44:31,550 --> 00:44:32,801
while the cops close in!
1014
00:44:32,885 --> 00:44:34,428
- Cops aren't closing in.
- They will be!
1015
00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:36,930
Okay? As soon as they get
Brad in a room at the station
1016
00:44:37,014 --> 00:44:39,934
and he starts crying
and confessing...
1017
00:44:41,727 --> 00:44:44,229
I don't know,
maybe we should just...
1018
00:44:44,313 --> 00:44:46,398
take care of him.
1019
00:44:46,482 --> 00:44:48,483
Take... meaning what, exactly?
1020
00:44:48,567 --> 00:44:50,319
Meaning...
1021
00:44:50,403 --> 00:44:52,946
take care of him.
1022
00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:55,365
Wow, this whole, uh,
life of crime thing for you
1023
00:44:55,449 --> 00:44:57,284
is gettin' a little bit
outta hand,
1024
00:44:57,368 --> 00:44:59,161
- don't ya think, Capone?
- No! No, because he is
1025
00:44:59,245 --> 00:45:00,871
gonna get everyone busted.
1026
00:45:00,955 --> 00:45:02,414
I am involved now, okay?
1027
00:45:02,498 --> 00:45:05,000
Who is gonna raise Fred
if we both end up in jail?
1028
00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:12,966
Okay, yeah, he does seem
a little bit fragile.
1029
00:45:13,050 --> 00:45:15,093
Oh, yeah, no shit!
1030
00:45:15,177 --> 00:45:18,138
We can't let him
out of our sight.
1031
00:45:23,310 --> 00:45:24,770
Fuck!
1032
00:45:28,023 --> 00:45:30,108
I need to take a rain check
on family bar night.
1033
00:45:30,192 --> 00:45:32,110
What?
1034
00:45:32,194 --> 00:45:34,446
No, no, no, no.
You love family bar night.
1035
00:45:34,530 --> 00:45:36,031
- Cartoons on the TV...
- I love cartoons.
1036
00:45:36,115 --> 00:45:37,699
- The pizza.
- I love pizza.
1037
00:45:37,783 --> 00:45:39,701
All the soda the girls
can drink... come on, V.
1038
00:45:39,785 --> 00:45:41,828
I appreciate your trying
to cheer me up,
1039
00:45:41,912 --> 00:45:43,372
but I just wanna go home
and take a nap.
1040
00:45:43,456 --> 00:45:45,374
You can close up
by yourself, right?
1041
00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:47,042
- Come on, girls.
- No, wait, I'm sorry,
1042
00:45:47,126 --> 00:45:48,710
but I can't let you go.
1043
00:45:48,794 --> 00:45:50,712
Sorry I'm late!
1044
00:45:50,796 --> 00:45:52,047
Ma?
1045
00:45:52,131 --> 00:45:54,508
- I-is that your wedding dress?
- Yeah.
1046
00:45:54,592 --> 00:45:57,552
I just pulled it
out of storage... for you.
1047
00:45:57,636 --> 00:45:59,846
- For me?
- Mm-hmm.
1048
00:45:59,930 --> 00:46:02,057
What's goin' on?
1049
00:46:02,141 --> 00:46:04,893
It's not family bar night.
1050
00:46:04,977 --> 00:46:06,812
It was never family bar night.
1051
00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:09,022
You remember how we wanted
to get married at City Hall,
1052
00:46:09,106 --> 00:46:11,358
but they cancelled everything
'cause of the shutdown?
1053
00:46:11,442 --> 00:46:13,360
Well, they're clearing
their backlog.
1054
00:46:13,444 --> 00:46:15,987
They're doing weddings
on Zoom.
1055
00:46:16,071 --> 00:46:19,575
Upbeat bluesy music
1056
00:46:31,086 --> 00:46:35,257
How many years...
1057
00:46:35,341 --> 00:46:37,592
- We're gettin' married?
- Yes.
1058
00:46:37,676 --> 00:46:39,428
Right now?
1059
00:46:39,512 --> 00:46:42,389
Right now.
1060
00:46:42,473 --> 00:46:45,392
Seem to blind me
1061
00:46:51,023 --> 00:46:53,859
- You good?
- Yeah. Don't I seem good?
1062
00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:56,027
You're drivin'
like my grandma.
1063
00:46:56,111 --> 00:46:58,447
Thought you wanted to feel
some Italian horsepower.
1064
00:46:58,531 --> 00:47:00,407
I'm just being cautious.
1065
00:47:00,491 --> 00:47:01,950
There's cautious,
1066
00:47:02,034 --> 00:47:03,744
and then there's
whatever this is.
1067
00:47:03,828 --> 00:47:05,079
Giddy up, kid.
1068
00:47:08,415 --> 00:47:10,000
That a boy.
1069
00:47:10,084 --> 00:47:13,044
Rock music
1070
00:47:13,128 --> 00:47:14,796
Okay.
1071
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,466
All right, that's enough.
1072
00:47:18,342 --> 00:47:21,219
That's enough, kid.
1073
00:47:21,303 --> 00:47:23,305
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!
Slow the fuck down!
1074
00:47:23,389 --> 00:47:25,348
I don't know what's going on.
It's outta control!
1075
00:47:25,432 --> 00:47:27,559
Brake, brake, brake!
1076
00:47:29,061 --> 00:47:31,188
Oh... what the fuck?
1077
00:47:31,272 --> 00:47:35,150
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1078
00:47:35,234 --> 00:47:36,610
Piece of shit!
1079
00:47:36,694 --> 00:47:37,986
Man, what the hell?
1080
00:47:38,070 --> 00:47:40,155
- You fuck!
- I told you
1081
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,783
don't let Billie Eilish
drive the car!
1082
00:47:47,663 --> 00:47:49,873
Mommy'll be right up, baby.
1083
00:47:56,589 --> 00:47:59,049
Rough day?
1084
00:48:00,175 --> 00:48:02,093
I didn't expect you
to be here.
1085
00:48:02,177 --> 00:48:05,388
No, I wasn't.
I left.
1086
00:48:05,472 --> 00:48:07,891
But then I came back,
because I thought
1087
00:48:07,975 --> 00:48:11,270
I should tell you to your face
how big of a bitch you are.
1088
00:48:13,856 --> 00:48:16,608
Mission accomplished.
1089
00:48:19,153 --> 00:48:23,323
You know, we both said
some things we shouldn't have.
1090
00:48:23,407 --> 00:48:25,993
But I'm open
to talking it out.
1091
00:48:28,078 --> 00:48:30,205
I'm not.
1092
00:48:30,289 --> 00:48:32,332
What do you mean?
1093
00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:35,836
I don't think I could be
with a person like you, Sandy.
1094
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,046
A person like me.
Wow.
1095
00:48:38,130 --> 00:48:40,299
You left your kid.
1096
00:48:42,551 --> 00:48:45,303
So what did you do last night
and then again all day today?
1097
00:48:45,387 --> 00:48:47,305
- Is that not the same, or...
- I blew off some steam
1098
00:48:47,389 --> 00:48:48,807
for less than a day.
1099
00:48:48,891 --> 00:48:50,809
And it sucked,
and now I'm back.
1100
00:48:50,893 --> 00:48:52,352
With my kid.
1101
00:48:52,436 --> 00:48:54,521
Can you say the same
about you and Prince?
1102
00:48:54,605 --> 00:48:57,065
No, that is not fair.
I told you why I left Prince.
1103
00:48:57,149 --> 00:48:58,567
- I was 15 years old.
- Oh, my God.
1104
00:48:58,651 --> 00:49:00,777
I've heard
all of your excuses, Sandy,
1105
00:49:00,861 --> 00:49:03,238
and they sound great
coming out of your mouth.
1106
00:49:03,322 --> 00:49:05,240
But at the end of the day,
1107
00:49:05,324 --> 00:49:08,076
you walked out on somebody
that needed you.
1108
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,996
I've got my entire family
trying to leave me.
1109
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,957
I don't need to be worried
about you too.
1110
00:49:30,265 --> 00:49:32,726
You fucking...
1111
00:49:40,401 --> 00:49:42,444
You should see the scene
out there.
1112
00:49:42,528 --> 00:49:46,072
Some idiot drove his Ferrari
into a parked car.
1113
00:49:46,156 --> 00:49:49,034
What, she's not ready yet?
We're gonna miss our time slot.
1114
00:50:05,217 --> 00:50:07,302
- Is this dress too much?
- Excuse me?
1115
00:50:07,386 --> 00:50:09,763
- What's wrong with my dress?
- Nothin'.
1116
00:50:11,015 --> 00:50:12,891
It's perfect.
1117
00:50:16,895 --> 00:50:18,813
Are we really doing this?
1118
00:50:18,897 --> 00:50:21,149
I think so.
1119
00:50:21,233 --> 00:50:23,568
Dominic!
No, honey,
1120
00:50:23,652 --> 00:50:26,655
look, that is for
after they get married.
1121
00:50:26,739 --> 00:50:29,157
Kay?
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
1122
00:50:29,241 --> 00:50:32,077
I think they're ready
for y'all.
1123
00:50:39,293 --> 00:50:40,835
Yes, sir, I'm ready.
1124
00:50:40,919 --> 00:50:43,171
Me too.
1125
00:50:43,255 --> 00:50:45,006
Dominic!
1126
00:50:45,090 --> 00:50:47,467
I'm gonna beat
your little ass... sit down!
1127
00:50:48,427 --> 00:50:50,137
Yes, sir.
1128
00:50:53,307 --> 00:50:55,016
We'll just check in on him
real quick,
1129
00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:56,518
and then we got to get
to Liam's school.
1130
00:50:56,602 --> 00:50:58,019
- We're already late.
- In and out, all right?
1131
00:50:58,103 --> 00:50:59,646
I promise.
1132
00:51:00,856 --> 00:51:02,691
Where's Terry?
1133
00:51:02,775 --> 00:51:05,694
Your father...
he's an evil man.
1134
00:51:05,778 --> 00:51:07,362
No shit.
What're you doin' out here?
1135
00:51:07,446 --> 00:51:09,114
I had to handle him
the same way
1136
00:51:09,198 --> 00:51:10,991
I handled Sister Cecilia.
1137
00:51:11,075 --> 00:51:12,367
Yeah, the slap to the back
of the head thing, right?
1138
00:51:12,451 --> 00:51:15,161
- No.
- What? Like drugs?
1139
00:51:15,245 --> 00:51:17,122
- Fuckin' loves those.
- No.
1140
00:51:17,206 --> 00:51:20,041
A return to sit at the feet
of our Lord and Savior
1141
00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:22,877
in death.
1142
00:51:22,961 --> 00:51:25,964
Funky music
1143
00:51:27,591 --> 00:51:29,760
Sorry, did you just say death?
1144
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,945
Okay, we'll now take a minute
to consider the suggestion
1145
00:51:49,029 --> 00:51:52,616
of Mahatma Gandhi
Academy of Peace.
1146
00:51:53,534 --> 00:51:55,118
What's up, buddy?
1147
00:51:55,202 --> 00:51:56,786
Where is everybody?
1148
00:51:56,870 --> 00:51:59,873
Fuck 'em.
What'd I miss?
1149
00:51:59,957 --> 00:52:01,583
They already rejected
1150
00:52:01,667 --> 00:52:02,959
Martin Luther King
Middle School
1151
00:52:03,043 --> 00:52:05,253
because MLK was a womanizer.
1152
00:52:05,337 --> 00:52:06,838
Then they rejected
Barack Obama
1153
00:52:06,922 --> 00:52:09,507
because of his "use of drones
in the Middle East."
1154
00:52:09,591 --> 00:52:10,925
They even said no
to Michael Jordan.
1155
00:52:11,009 --> 00:52:12,343
Whoa, the GOAT?
1156
00:52:12,427 --> 00:52:14,763
His gambling sets
a bad example.
1157
00:52:14,847 --> 00:52:17,265
Tough crowd.
1158
00:52:17,349 --> 00:52:20,226
Hey, why's Frank
sittin' over there?
1159
00:52:20,310 --> 00:52:22,353
Said if I'm not with him,
I'm against him.
1160
00:52:22,437 --> 00:52:24,105
I guess we're enemies.
1161
00:52:24,189 --> 00:52:26,775
Unfortunately, I don't
think we can further consider
1162
00:52:26,859 --> 00:52:29,527
Mahatma Gandhi Academy
of Peace.
1163
00:52:29,611 --> 00:52:31,362
We've been made aware of
1164
00:52:31,446 --> 00:52:33,448
some problematic
century-old comments
1165
00:52:33,532 --> 00:52:36,284
Mr. Gandhi made
about Black Africans.
1166
00:52:36,368 --> 00:52:39,287
They're... disqualifying.
1167
00:52:39,371 --> 00:52:42,165
Up next to propose
a new name,
1168
00:52:42,249 --> 00:52:44,125
Francis Gallagher,
1169
00:52:44,209 --> 00:52:47,254
class of 1968.
1170
00:52:48,714 --> 00:52:52,675
Uh... thank you,
madam... president.
1171
00:52:52,759 --> 00:52:55,095
Thank you.
What I'd like to, uh,
1172
00:52:55,179 --> 00:52:58,139
to talk about today...
1173
00:52:58,223 --> 00:53:00,308
...is, um...
1174
00:53:02,352 --> 00:53:06,272
Obviously,
I'm here to address,
1175
00:53:06,356 --> 00:53:08,942
uh, t-the... uh...
1176
00:53:09,651 --> 00:53:12,654
I would like to address,
uh, the...
1177
00:53:14,823 --> 00:53:16,324
Uh... gimme a second.
1178
00:53:16,408 --> 00:53:19,410
It'll come to me.
1179
00:53:19,494 --> 00:53:22,122
I can't seem to remember
what I had to say.
1180
00:53:22,206 --> 00:53:23,957
Um, I don't think...
1181
00:53:26,752 --> 00:53:29,087
Memory's funny, isn't it?
It's like...
1182
00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,630
sand through your fingers.
1183
00:53:30,714 --> 00:53:33,967
Sometimes you can grab it,
and sometimes...
1184
00:53:35,093 --> 00:53:38,305
That damn fragile thing,
it's...
1185
00:53:41,099 --> 00:53:43,434
...all that'll be left of us.
1186
00:53:43,518 --> 00:53:45,979
All of us, at some point...
1187
00:53:48,106 --> 00:53:51,067
Just a memory.
1188
00:53:51,151 --> 00:53:54,237
And let me tell ya,
if you haven't made a mark,
1189
00:53:54,321 --> 00:53:58,533
now, while you're kickin'...
1190
00:53:58,617 --> 00:54:01,036
you don't even get that.
1191
00:54:02,371 --> 00:54:04,455
Uh...
1192
00:54:04,539 --> 00:54:06,041
uh...
1193
00:54:14,716 --> 00:54:16,843
Johnny?
1194
00:54:18,053 --> 00:54:20,471
Johnny Wisneiwski?
1195
00:54:20,555 --> 00:54:21,973
Hey!
1196
00:54:22,057 --> 00:54:24,392
Why don't you show everybody
your little baby dick?
1197
00:54:24,476 --> 00:54:25,810
Come on!
1198
00:54:25,894 --> 00:54:27,979
I-I know the rest of the team
1199
00:54:28,063 --> 00:54:30,315
would really get
a kick outta that, huh?
1200
00:54:30,399 --> 00:54:32,734
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'll go first.
1201
00:54:32,818 --> 00:54:34,819
Okay? Come on, Johnny.
1202
00:54:34,903 --> 00:54:36,905
- Mr. Gallagher...
- Hey, hey, back up!
1203
00:54:36,989 --> 00:54:39,366
That's my dad, asshole!
CPD!
1204
00:54:43,161 --> 00:54:45,079
What'd Frank do
this time?
1205
00:54:45,163 --> 00:54:47,040
He really lost it today.
1206
00:54:47,124 --> 00:54:49,918
Stripped naked at Liam's school
in front of a bunch of kids.
1207
00:54:50,002 --> 00:54:52,212
Only thing I could do to
prevent him from going to jail
1208
00:54:52,296 --> 00:54:54,589
was badging everyone there,
taking him to the ER.
1209
00:54:54,673 --> 00:54:56,758
He's still getting
evaluated.
1210
00:54:56,842 --> 00:54:58,468
Debs, you okay?
1211
00:54:58,552 --> 00:55:01,388
I've had a day.
1212
00:55:02,514 --> 00:55:04,807
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1213
00:55:04,891 --> 00:55:06,768
I guess
that makes all of us.
1214
00:55:06,852 --> 00:55:09,687
A nun killed Mickey's dad.
1215
00:55:09,771 --> 00:55:12,398
Terry's dead?
1216
00:55:12,482 --> 00:55:14,067
As a doornail.
1217
00:55:14,151 --> 00:55:16,277
Damn! A nun?
1218
00:55:16,361 --> 00:55:21,116
God really does work in
mysterious ways, doesn't she?
1219
00:55:21,950 --> 00:55:24,285
Hey, sorry I missed your thing.
1220
00:55:24,369 --> 00:55:26,788
Terry's dying kinda threw
a wrench in our schedule.
1221
00:55:26,872 --> 00:55:30,750
- How'd it go?
- I think I did all right.
1222
00:55:31,376 --> 00:55:32,627
- Whoa!
- Hey!
1223
00:55:32,711 --> 00:55:34,045
- Shit, man!
- Nice!
1224
00:55:34,129 --> 00:55:35,964
What name did ya
end up pitching?
1225
00:55:36,048 --> 00:55:37,882
Well, when I realized
they had a problem
1226
00:55:37,966 --> 00:55:40,802
with every famous person's name
that anybody suggested,
1227
00:55:40,886 --> 00:55:42,804
I just thought
I'll play it safe,
1228
00:55:42,888 --> 00:55:45,807
so from now on, it's just gonna
be called The Middle School.
1229
00:55:45,891 --> 00:55:47,934
Nice one, man.
1230
00:55:48,018 --> 00:55:49,519
Hi.
1231
00:55:52,022 --> 00:55:53,398
What's going on?
1232
00:55:53,482 --> 00:55:55,066
- Where's Brad?
- Locked in the car.
1233
00:55:55,150 --> 00:55:56,901
Handcuffed to the door.
He's calmed down,
1234
00:55:56,985 --> 00:55:59,487
but he is a ticking bomb.
We gotta do something
1235
00:55:59,571 --> 00:56:01,948
before he goes to the cops.
1236
00:56:02,032 --> 00:56:05,368
Okay, so all
of Mr. Gallagher's behavior
1237
00:56:05,452 --> 00:56:07,328
can be explained by
his previous diagnosis.
1238
00:56:07,412 --> 00:56:09,289
We didn't find evidence
of anything new.
1239
00:56:09,373 --> 00:56:10,790
Sorry,
his-his previous diagnosis?
1240
00:56:10,874 --> 00:56:13,126
Well, we treated Mr. Gallagher
three weeks ago,
1241
00:56:13,210 --> 00:56:15,712
did a neurological assessment,
and arrived at a diagnosis
1242
00:56:15,796 --> 00:56:18,632
of alcoholic dementia.
1243
00:56:20,133 --> 00:56:22,885
I'm... sorry. I thought
he would have told you by now.
1244
00:56:22,969 --> 00:56:24,178
I'm sure I mentioned it.
1245
00:56:24,262 --> 00:56:27,181
No.
You didn't.
1246
00:56:27,265 --> 00:56:29,434
I'm sorry.
What is alcoholic dementia?
1247
00:56:29,518 --> 00:56:32,145
Basically, he pickled his brain
with decades of drinking,
1248
00:56:32,229 --> 00:56:34,063
and now his mind
is calling it quits.
1249
00:56:34,147 --> 00:56:36,941
It involves significant
impairments of memory
1250
00:56:37,025 --> 00:56:39,319
and other cognitive functions.
1251
00:56:39,403 --> 00:56:41,612
Were you aware that your father
is an alcoholic?
1252
00:56:41,696 --> 00:56:45,325
There's been
some evidence of that, yeah.
1253
00:56:45,409 --> 00:56:47,368
Some days will be good,
and some will be bad.
1254
00:56:47,452 --> 00:56:48,703
Very bad.
1255
00:56:48,787 --> 00:56:51,289
It won't be
a linear progression.
1256
00:56:51,373 --> 00:56:53,624
You have to be prepared
to go along for the ride.
1257
00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:55,460
And try not to contradict him.
1258
00:56:55,544 --> 00:56:58,296
That leads to confusion
and anger.
1259
00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:00,423
Excuse me.
1260
00:57:04,511 --> 00:57:06,471
What are we doin'
in the hospital?
1261
00:57:06,555 --> 00:57:08,431
One of you have another kid?
1262
00:57:10,016 --> 00:57:11,934
No, you-you've got dementia.
1263
00:57:13,025 --> 00:57:15,313
From bein' a drunk, Frank.
1264
00:57:23,572 --> 00:57:26,616
Funky music
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