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[drumroll]
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[bright music]
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[vacuum whirs]
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- [giggling]
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- [whimpering]
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[screams]
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- Whoa!
[frog ribbiting]
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[both giggling]
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♪ ♪
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[horn honks]
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[cat groans]
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- Ta-da!
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- Whoa!
- [giggles]
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- [yelling]
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- Aww.
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♪ ♪
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- [sniffing]
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- Come on, Spike. Fetch.
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- [barks]
- [grunts]
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- [laughs]
Can't catch me.
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- [laughs]
Come and get it.
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- Good doggy.
- [barks]
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- [laughing]
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- Thanks for all the kisses,
Spike.
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- Sometimes I wish I had
a bestest doggy friend
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like Spike.
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- I can be your doggy, Chuckie.
- Me too.
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- Me too too.
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But I gotta warn you,
I'm a drooler.
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- I'll be
a Susie-huahua doggy.
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[all imitating dogs]
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[laughter]
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- Oh, that tickles.
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- Okay, okay,
that's one tongue three many.
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[laughs]
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- Aww, sweet.
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Kids and dogs go together
like coffee and cream.
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- Nuts and bolts.
- Bermuda shorts and chafing.
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- And look how happy
Chuckie is.
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Every kid should have a pet,
don't you think?
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- [laughing]
Absolutely.
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Unless, of course, they're
allergic to dog hair like me.
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- Remember when we were kids?
I mean, I had my dog Mookie.
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But all you ever had
was Goldilocks.
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- Oh, Goldilocks, my goldfish.
I loved that girl.
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At least I think
she was a girl.
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It's hard to tell with fish.
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We had some real nice words
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about her or him
before we flushed.
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But it's okay
about not having a dog.
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I've learned to accept
what I can't control.
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- But what if you could
control it?
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Gotta go.
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- But Stu, it takes three
to plant rhubarb.
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- [mumbling]
Yes!
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[tools whirring]
[possum screeches]
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[upbeat music]
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[laughter]
- [barks]
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♪ ♪
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- All right, buddy, you ready
for your big surprise?
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- Is it barbecue chips?
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Your fingers smell
like barbecue chips.
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- Oh, yeah,
I ate a bunch of chips
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and didn't wash my hands.
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But now for the real surprise.
Ta-da!
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- Wow.
- Meet Rusty.
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I've invented the perfect pet
for you and Chuckie,
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a robot dog.
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He's completely hypoallergenic,
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and he won't go belly up
after three days.
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- Listen, it's not that I don't
appreciate your thoughtfulness.
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I'm just not a dog guy.
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- You're not a dog guy
'cause you've never had one.
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Now Chuckie
will have that chance.
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- But Stu, it looks
so complicated.
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- No, I made it easy.
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Here's his remote control.
Watch.
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- Woof. Bark. Woof.
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I have to go potty now.
- Deal breaker.
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I have enough potty issues
with Chuckie.
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- Got you covered, Chas.
It's not poop that comes out.
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It's jelly beans.
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Eh? Eh?
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And I've programmed him
with all the classic dog modes.
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Protection. Playtime.
Doggy tricks.
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- Woof. Bark. Woof.
- And affection.
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It'll be the full
pet owner experience
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without the expensive
vet bills.
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- I guess we could see
if Chuckie likes him.
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- Pleasure to meet you.
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- Do you think
we could dial down
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the affection mode
just a smidge?
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- [barks]
[possum chitters]
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- Hey, little champ.
How're you doing?
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Tommy's daddy has
a surprise for you.
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- [yawns]
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[screams]
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- Bark. Woof. Bark.
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- It's okay. It's okay.
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This is Rusty, your new dog.
He won't hurt you.
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Will he, Stu?
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- 'Course not.
He's a good doggy.
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Aren't you, Rusty?
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You two are gonna love
playing together.
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- Pet me more.
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- Okay, Rusty, you stay here.
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I'm gonna go play over there.
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Stop following me. Agh!
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- Pet me more.
- Um, okay,
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- Woof. Bark. Woof. Thank you.
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- [laughs]
You'll never find me, Rusty.
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[giggles]
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- Woof. Bark. Woof.
Ready or not, here I come.
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[beeps]
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Ha. Ha. Ha.
- [screams]
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[laughs]
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And fetch!
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
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- Woof. Bark. Woof-woof bark.
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[rapid barking]
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- Roll over.
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And roll, and roll, and roll...
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- You know what, Stu,
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when you're right,
you're right,
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except for that time
you convinced me
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to buy a cowboy hat.
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[horse neighs]
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[quirky music]
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- Look, guys.
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I gots a doggy now too.
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His name is Rusty.
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- Woof. Bark. Woof.
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- Awesome.
- Whoa!
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- That's the amazingest doggy
I ever seen.
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- Is that dog from outer space?
- That's a doggy?
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He's kind of shiny.
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And clanky.
[metal clanking]
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- Lick. Lick. Lick.
- [laughs]
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- Rusty's a really good boy.
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- Woof. Bark. Woof.
I have to go potty now.
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- [barks]
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[sniffs]
[growls]
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[all screaming]
- It's okay.
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They're just jelly beans.
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[both giggling]
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- [cheering]
- [chewing]
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- Aw. Sweet dreams, pal.
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- [whimpering]
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[suspenseful music]
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[whimpering]
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[bass-heavy music]
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[muffler bangs]
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[alarm blaring]
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[dogs barking]
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- What?
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[screams]
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[screams]
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The remote. Where's the remote?
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Stu!
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- Uh-oh. Be right there.
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[alarm blaring]
[dogs barking]
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[keypad beeps]
[alarm stops]
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There. That should do it.
Good as new again.
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- Hey Stu, I don't think
this is working out.
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Chuckie could develop a fear
of all things metal.
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And what would that look like?
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He might never wear braces.
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Or make toast.
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- I'll just recalibrate Rusty
to be more helpful.
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Everything will be fine.
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Nice PJs.
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[laughter]
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- Boing boing!
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- Hey, Chuckie. Where's Rusty?
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- [whispering]
Shh. I sneaked away from him.
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- How come?
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- He's been acting all weird
and scary.
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Your daddy said he fixed him
and made him helper-a-ful,
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but--oh, shh.
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Here he comes.
[jets whooshing]
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- [grunts]
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Oh, well, he doesn't look
scary now.
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Come on,
let's play bouncy ball.
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- Well, all right.
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[laughter]
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- Hey.
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That's no fair.
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- Yeah, we want a turn too.
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- Rusty's wrecking the game.
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- Rusty, you're not 'apposed
to keep pushing the ball to me.
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We're--
[babbling]
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[beeping]
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[bird squawks]
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[satellite beeping]
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- Bye, bouncy ball.
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- You never miss 'em
till they're gone.
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- Sorry, guys.
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Guess we'll have to play
something else.
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- I know. Reptar Attack.
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[growling]
- [laughs]
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- [gasps]
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- No, Rusty. Quit helping me.
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No, I don't want it.
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- [grunting]
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[tense music]
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[all grunting]
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♪ ♪
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[all groan]
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- Aw, Reptar's all yucky now.
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- I can live with it.
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- This is terrible!
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Rusty won't let Chuckie
have fun with us anymore.
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- No, I can still have fun.
I just--aah!
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- Woof. Bark. Woof.
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Time to go home.
- [screaming]
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- I had a feeling
it would end like this.
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- There's Tommy and Susie
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and Phil and Lil.
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Oh, remember when we used
to be so happy?
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They'd all splash
and play in mud
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and I'd watch from a safe
distance across the yard.
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Oh, those were the days...
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[babbling]
- Aww.
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My sad little man.
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It's that scary robot,
isn't it?
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Well, we're gonna give that
jelly bean pooper right back
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to Tommy's daddy
right now, we are.
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- Woof. Bark. Woof.
Dog catcher. Dog catcher.
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- Why would Stu program
a dog catcher mode?
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I'm just an oboe player!
Second chair!
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- Woof. Bark. Woof. Woof.
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[piano keys clanging]
- [screams]
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How do I keep
losing the remote?
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[screams]
- Woof. Bark. Woof.
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[suspenseful music]
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Woof. Bark. Woof.
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Woof. Bark. Woof.
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Woof. Bark. Woof.
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♪ ♪
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- Agh!
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[screams]
[gasps]
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[menacing tone]
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[gasping]
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- Woof. Bark. Woof. Intruder.
- [screams]
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- Help!
We've gotta save my daddy!
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- I got your backs, Chuckie.
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A baby's gotta do
what a baby's gotta do.
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My trusty Studriver
to the rescue!
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[beeps]
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[mechanical humming]
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[jets whooshing]
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- There it goes,
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probably my most perfect
imperfect invention.
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- Oh, that's not true, honey.
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You've had hundreds of them.
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- Oh, my gosh!
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I thought that soulless hunk
of metal was gonna eat me!
259
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,384
- No worries.
260
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,987
I'll build a better one for you
with no bugs.
261
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,298
- Stu, I don't want
another Rusty.
262
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,865
- But Chas,
Chuckie needs a pet.
263
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,653
- What I think Chas is saying
is that he might want
264
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:56,739
a nice simple pet for Chuckie,
like a hermit crab.
265
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,570
- Hermit crab?
266
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,228
I've heard they're a very
quiet, sensitive species.
267
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,323
- I'm sorry.
Sometimes I get carried away.
268
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,192
- [barks]
269
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,403
- [laughs]
270
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,361
Thanks, Spike.
271
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:11,710
Guess I don't need my own
bestest doggy friend after all.
272
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,461
- That's right, Chuckie.
273
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,592
You got all your
bestest friends right here.
274
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,846
- [barks]
275
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,340
- Phil, save some for later.
- Sorry. Doody calls.
276
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:30,816
[bright music]
277
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,517
[exciting sci-fi music]
278
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:36,775
- [growling]
279
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:42,224
[roars]
280
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,400
- Reptar.
281
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,046
- In space.
282
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:50,361
- Wow.
[both whining and grunting]
283
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,538
- I don't know what's wrong
with these two.
284
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:54,153
They used to be my happy
little Jordan and Pippen,
285
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,625
John and Paul,
peanut butter and jelly.
286
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,106
Now they're more like...
I don't know.
287
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,676
- Oh.
288
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:01,983
Peanut butter and onion?
289
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,549
- That's actually not
a bad sandwich.
290
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,196
[upbeat music]
291
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:12,561
- Cynthia, here's your green
nacho tea latte.
292
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,394
- Jonathan, what did you do
to my green matcha latte?
293
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,523
It's unusually delicious today.
294
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,386
- [laughs]
295
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,777
Oh, just an extra sprinkle of--
296
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,610
- Oh, who am I kidding?
297
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,829
There's nothing
that can take away the stress
298
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:29,139
of this city council job.
299
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,396
What I need is a spa day.
- Excellent idea.
300
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,229
I'll book you
a spa appointment at once.
301
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:37,757
- I also need cucumber slices
for my eyes and ice cold water.
302
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,544
- Now?
But I am driving.
303
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,848
- Eh, you'll find a way.
304
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,724
- Did you hear that, Cynthia?
305
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:47,066
Mommy gets whatever she wants
'cause she's got a Jonathan.
306
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,550
[gasps]
You're right!
307
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,160
I need a Jonathan too.
308
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,518
- [roars]
309
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,515
[lasers zapping]
310
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:06,827
[all gasp]
- Get out of there, Reptar!
311
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,916
- Hi, Aunt Didi.
Hi, Aunt Betty.
312
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,875
Mommy can't stay on account of
she's skipping work
313
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,884
and having a spa day.
314
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,576
- Hmm.
315
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,583
- Can you believe it?
316
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:20,665
All of my meetings
were canceled.
317
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,706
I would have invited
you ladies,
318
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,502
but, well, then who would
watch the children?
319
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:26,887
[laughs]
320
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,550
- You know what would be nice?
321
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,253
To have our own spa day
right here.
322
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,992
- Count me in.
- But--I already have--
323
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,684
- I'll whip up some facials.
324
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,691
- But that's not--
325
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,253
Jonathan!
326
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,690
- An afternoon off. Score!
[laughs]
327
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,948
- All right.
Let's get this going.
328
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:48,741
- [roaring]
329
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,398
[exciting sci-fi music]
330
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,442
♪ ♪
331
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,788
- Psst. Finster.
Talk to me for a sec.
332
00:13:56,879 --> 00:14:00,139
- I-I-I don't want any trouble,
Angelica.
333
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,750
- No trouble.
I wanna play a new game.
334
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,762
It's called Be My Jonathan.
335
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,194
I made it up special
for you and me.
336
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,981
I'd ask Tommy,
but you know how he gets.
337
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,325
- Reptar, use your laser beams!
338
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,586
- I have been trying to be
more adventurous lately.
339
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,199
- Good.
340
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,600
Now go get
the frosted animal cookies
341
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,902
out of the bag Aunt Didi hides
behind the Hanukkah stuff.
342
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,209
- Where's that?
- In the pantry.
343
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,556
- But where?
- The bottom shelf.
344
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,515
- How many cookies?
- Only the pink ones.
345
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:26,433
- Okay.
346
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,557
[quirky music]
347
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,781
What's a pantry?
348
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,000
- Ugh!
Chucky, you're bad at this.
349
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,999
- I tried to tell you that.
350
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,481
- You're fired!
351
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,921
- Shh.
352
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,837
- Oh, hello, Susie Carmichael.
353
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,232
Do you want to play Be my Jo--
354
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,785
- Nope. Never. No way.
355
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,972
- Lil.
356
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,578
Move. I can't see.
357
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,018
- You move, Phil.
This is my spot.
358
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,275
- [grunts]
359
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,889
- Excuse me, Phillip.
360
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,901
- You told me to move, Lillian.
361
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,864
- Here's a good spot, Phil.
362
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,162
- That's okay, Tommy.
363
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,988
I'm gonna go
play blocks or something.
364
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,506
[grunting]
365
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,518
- Hello, Phil.
366
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,296
How'd you like to play
a new game
367
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,570
called Be My Jonathan?
368
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:16,963
- Sounds boring.
369
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,266
I like trains. And mud.
370
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,443
- [sighs]
My mistake.
371
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,449
It is kind of a hard game.
372
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,672
Maybe I should ask
someone else, like Lil.
373
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:31,192
- Uh, no! Ask me.
What do I have to do?
374
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,978
- You have to drive
my Cynthia car
375
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,462
while I ride in the back
and call you Jonathan.
376
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,943
- But you said if we ever
touched your Cynthia car,
377
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,455
you'd tie us up
with extra-long socks.
378
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,289
- Shh.
379
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,247
- [whispering]
I say a lot of things.
380
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,124
Do you want to drive
the car or not?
381
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,558
- Is Phil okay?
- Don't know and don't care.
382
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,688
He's been in a bad mood
for days.
383
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,130
Maybe even minutes.
384
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,788
Forget about him.
Let's us play!
385
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,222
- [whining]
Tommy.
386
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,530
- [roaring]
387
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,098
- Mush! Mush!
388
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,575
- [breathing heavily]
389
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:15,056
- Mush! Mush!
390
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,888
Good doggy.
391
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,366
Crabby Phil never let me
mush that long.
392
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,767
- Water. Need water.
393
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,812
- [panting]
394
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,987
[upbeat music]
395
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,685
- Maybe it's the leftover
guacamole on my face talking,
396
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,383
but I'm starting
to feel better.
397
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:38,481
- Betty's been having some
behavior issues with the twins.
398
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:41,352
- Well, we can't all be
a perfect mother.
399
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,825
- Char, you're hysterical.
400
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,744
- [laughs]
401
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:47,219
Don't call me Char.
402
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,440
- Jonathan, I'm ready
for my latte now.
403
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,750
[grunts]
404
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,356
[sighs]
405
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,148
[slurps]
406
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,412
[spits]
Jonathan!
407
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,235
I said half apple,
half cranberry!
408
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,812
- I'm gonna drive the car now!
409
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:04,632
[engine revs]
410
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,029
- Whoa!
411
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,983
- [laughs]
412
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,601
[upbeat pop music]
413
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:12,942
♪ ♪
414
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,772
[tires squeal]
415
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:20,299
♪ ♪
416
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,127
- Yuck.
- [blows raspberry]
417
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,184
- Hmph.
418
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,272
[mischievous music]
419
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,312
Chuckie, if you're gonna be
my new,
420
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,658
more fun, better Phil...
421
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,788
[chewing]
422
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,360
You're gonna have to try
new foods with me.
423
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,798
- But I don't wants
to eat dog food.
424
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,535
- I know it's not as good
as fish food,
425
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,237
but it's way better
than cat food.
426
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,252
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
427
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,427
[gags, coughs]
428
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,173
Disgusting!
[spits]
429
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,134
- [barks]
430
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,082
- [panting]
431
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,481
- No fair.
432
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,613
Me and Lil always try
new foods together.
433
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:13,047
- Oh, Jonathan, it's time
for my beauty treatment.
434
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,045
Did you bring my cucumber
pieces and spa day stuff?
435
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,708
- Uh, I think so. Here.
436
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,063
[frog ribbits]
437
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,803
- [screaming]
438
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:24,755
- Here.
439
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,062
- [screams]
440
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,978
Not in my mouth!
Not in my mouth!
441
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,673
- Crabby Phil loves frogs.
442
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,901
Oh, maybe I miss Crabby Phil,
443
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,852
a little.
444
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,810
- [whimpering]
445
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:38,809
Me too.
446
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,030
[ribbiting]
447
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,430
- Okay.
448
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:43,992
[bones cracking]
- Ow!
449
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,129
- Well, I feel more relaxed.
How about you, Char?
450
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,872
- To be clear, Betty,
when I booked a spa day,
451
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,873
I just needed exfoliation
and a little time to myself.
452
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,436
Is that too much to ask?
453
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,523
- Not at all.
454
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,401
Sometimes little things
pile up,
455
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,403
like babies and bottles
and bath toys
456
00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,695
and the constant struggle
for identity
457
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,180
and an overly-judgy,
soul-sapping,
458
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,970
social-media-obsessed world!
459
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,095
Oh, I don't know
where that came from.
460
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,969
[sighs]
- Whoa. Hmm.
461
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,410
[phone dialing]
462
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,537
- Jonathan,
this homegrown spa day
463
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,759
is not what I needed.
464
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,549
Get back here with an excuse
for me to go back to work
465
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,944
before I turn feral!
466
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,549
- [roaring]
467
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:25,769
[triumphant music]
468
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,080
♪ ♪
469
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,036
- Wow!
Reptar was amazing this times.
470
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,125
Right, Chuckie?
471
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,213
Chuckie?
472
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,261
- Hey, where'd everybody go?
473
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,087
- Hey, Phil. Where's Lil?
474
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,178
- She's with Chuckie now.
475
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,527
[grunting]
476
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:48,008
And I'm a Jonathan.
477
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,619
- What's a Jonathan?
478
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,100
- It's a new game
I'm playing with Angelica.
479
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,721
Oops, I hasta pick up Cynthia
from her spa "appoinkment."
480
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,243
- Right.
481
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,846
So what's the fun part
of the game?
482
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,767
- Oh, I get to drive
the car around,
483
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:06,553
and...that's the only fun part.
484
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,990
- Wouldn't you rather play
with us?
485
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,686
And Lil?
486
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:12,563
- Can't. I'm in too deep.
487
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,036
- Jonathan, what's taking
so long?!
488
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,826
I wanna see Cynthia
all glowy and relaxed!
489
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,442
- Gotta go.
490
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,702
Angelica says
a Jonathan never rests.
491
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,825
Bye.
492
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,748
- You know who could get Phil
out of this mess?
493
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,615
- [grunting]
494
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,447
Your turn next, Chuckie.
495
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,886
- We had a good run,
you and me.
496
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,593
But I just want everything
to go back to norman.
497
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,892
- Need your help, Lil.
498
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,017
- We wants to play with Phil,
499
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,680
but he's stuck playing
a new game with Angelica.
500
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,986
- I do not know
anyone named Phillip.
501
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,993
Go on.
502
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:54,505
- The only one who can get Phil
out of trouble is you.
503
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:59,261
- It's true.
I gets lots of practice.
504
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,555
- Jonathan, are you there?
505
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,701
- I'm here,
Ms. Important City Lady.
506
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,565
- Good.
507
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,876
Now, are you sure you turned
the knob three times?
508
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,183
This mist level
feels like five.
509
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,790
- Sorry, Your Excellently.
510
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:17,321
- Oh, Phillip,
Phillip, Phillip.
511
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,146
- Ooh, can you help him, Lil?
512
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,674
- I'm not sure
anyone can help him.
513
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:25,278
- Nah, this is a peasy one.
Watch.
514
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:28,031
[mischievous music]
515
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:28,902
♪ ♪
516
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,113
[grunts]
517
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,331
[hose groaning]
518
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,901
- Jonathan, where's my mist?
519
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,818
I can't wait
around here all day!
520
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:38,043
[yelling]
521
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:39,862
[screams]
522
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,905
You're fired!
523
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:50,871
- [barking]
[laughter]
524
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:53,751
- I really missed you today.
525
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,104
What were we fighting
about anyway?
526
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,014
- I do not know.
527
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,709
Got anymore
of that doggie food?
528
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,146
- Thought you'd never ask.
529
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,414
[both laugh]
530
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,812
[bright music]
531
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:17,514
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