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♫ No indulgence in self-admiration, no desire for splendor. ♫

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♫ Living in a scene of bustling prosperity, viewing oneself as a made-up mirror image far away. ♫

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♫ Removing her ornate woman's attire, ♫

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♫ donning martial armor. ♫

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♫ Gentle and wonderful scenery fills the eyes, ♫

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♫how is this not still a battlefield? ♫

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♫ Autumn departs, winter arrives, just as Bailu ("white dew") turns to frost. ♫

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♫ The road is distant, the days are long, and only finished by death in battle. ♫

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♫ My heart wants to spend its last years with you, placed at your side. ♫

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♫ However long our lifetimes, ♫

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♫there's no time for melancholy. ♫

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♫ In the ash-grey sky, love exists above all,♫

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♫ just lift your head and look up hopefully. ♫

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♫ Brave and chivalrous bones, yielding emotions forged into steel, ♫

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♫ sharpened by practice to a cutting edge. ♫

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♫ Time is like a blade carving every moment onto your face, ♫

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♫ one will have no regrets, if you have loved. ♫

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Oh My General

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The Living King of Hell is coming back to the capital. It says here

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that the "Living King of Hell" is over seven chi tall, unrivaled in height,

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A face that's like a white candle. Oh my, abundant leg hair!

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You have achieved great merit, therefore I must handsomely reward you.

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Conferring the second son of Prince Zhao, Zhao Yujin, as Nanping Junwang (Prince of Nanping Commandery)...

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He is to marry the Great General of the World's Military Force, Xuanwu Hou Ye Zhao,

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as his Princess Consort. End of decree.

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Oh my, Mother-in-law!

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What? This... weasel... is pushing me into a fiery pit!

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Do you have any objection to this marriage arrangement?

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None, Your Majesty! I'm thankful for your Imperial grace.

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Episode 3

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Sister-in-law, you are wise, kind and talented.

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Beautiful and good at martial arts, too.

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Don't lower yourself to my level.

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I will memorize and recite it.

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Recite it a hundred times.

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Sister-in-law wants me to embroider a phoenix. How do I do that?

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If I had known that it would be so troublesome to be married, I would not get married for the rest of my life.

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Military

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Fox, what are you doing here so late in the night?

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I'm here to help you resolve your desperate situation. You even attacked me?

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Who told you to be so sneaky?

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- What are you hiding behind you?

- Make a guess.

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Not being honest?

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What are you doing, Fox?

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I... I...

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So how is it? Is it nice?

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Very nice. I didn't expect you brothers and old men to be so attentive to detail. You have good taste.

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Well... I have traveled a long distance very quickly to deliver your wedding dress.

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Aren't you even going to entertain me for a bit?

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That's easy to settle. I have a high grade nu'er hong. Let's have a few drinks. Come. (T/N: "daughter red" - made from rice and wheat, often served at weddings)

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Come, Fox.

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Thanks.

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Tell me. When this Prince of Nanping Commandery

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sees me in this dress, do you think he... he will like it?

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If I were he, I would be exceptionally happy.

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Really?

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Does this mean... that I don't look ugly in this dress?

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Not at all.

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That's good then. I feel a bit awkward.

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I'm going to take it off now. I must take good care of it.

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You are going to get married soon.

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You don't even know how to fold your dress. What will you do when you are married?

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I will learn.

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I've already delivered you the wedding dress.

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I've also said my blessings.

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Now... we should go back, each of us, to our own proper positions.

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Fox.

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Thank you.

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I should leave.

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Come.

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I'll drink with you!

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"At the distant port two or three small boats are docked."

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"As the wind blows against the reeds, it produces a faint rustling sound."

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"The wild goose asleep on the sandbar, now startled, flies off through the mist."

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"The waning moon shines on the little bridge over the stream, making it look coated in frost."

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"Worrying words of resentment rain down on both of them, winding around them and binding them together."

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"Soon after the new year has passed to cruelly be forced to part from each other."

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"The bountiful years pass by in a flash."

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"In a reckless and wandering manner a broken duckweed on the wind, blocked from any real benefit. To return again"

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into the depths of the jade building, there lie personal memories. (T/N: Liu Yong, Northern Song poet)

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The first dowry is the "Black Iron Whip" conferred by His Majesty!

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Hurry, hurry, hurry!

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This one at the rear is the "Golden Head Armor" with seven colored gemstones gifted by the Empress Dowager.

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And next are the additional dowries added by the Empress, Noble Consorts, and the high ministers.

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There is even an exquisite eight-treasures jewelry box! Western vanity dressing mirror!

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Red sandalwood dressing table!

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Furthermore, His Majesty conferred a sacred, garment-protecting agent, "Jinfang." (T/N: modern Chinese brand of fabric softener - "Comfort")

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Look at the wedding clothes of the General's family.

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The Empress Dowager especially instructed that after washing them,

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they should be soaked with "Jinfang" and they will become

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soft and silky, very easy to iron, the colors are fresh, vibrant, and even have a luster on them!

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- Right. Yes, indeed!

- Looks like His Majesty

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really spent a lot just to marry the Living King of Hell off!

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Huli! We should hurry!

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Don't sway. Make it stable. Hurry...

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That way.

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This must be the "Wolf's Fang Club" that the Living King of Hell uses.

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There... there are even bloodstains on it. It-It has been used to kill people!

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Move aside...

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Don't sway!

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Lord Li, thank you. Please come in.

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Lord Huang.

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- Congratulations.

- Thank you.

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- Boss Liu, please go in.

- Congratulations.

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Thank you.

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- Madam Wang.

- Congratulations.

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Congratulations.

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This way, please.

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- Landlord Zhang, please go in.

- Congratulations!

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- Congratulations!

- Thank you!

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Second Little Brother, today is your wedding day.

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Isn't your expression too unhappy?

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You are after all the biological nephew of the present Emperor.

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No matter how rude and unreasonable the General is,

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she will still give you some respect and won't be excessive.

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Second Little Brother, you have now been conferred as Junwang and are marrying a wife.

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You should start focusing on serious matters from now on.

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Stop playing around.

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Sister-in-law is educated, reasonable, tender, and virtuous.

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Of course, you can speak without hurting your back.

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What are you saying?

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Ye Zhao is a top meritorious subject of the government. She is highly favored by His Majesty.

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No matter how absurd you are, you shouldn't be this disrespectful.

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General Ye is brave and has outstanding talents.

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Junwang Zhao is beautiful like a flower and the moon.

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It's really a talented lady and beautiful lad. Perfect combination.

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From now on, it will really be a "good wife sings with her husband."

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It will become a legendary story.

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This Nanping Junwang

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is naturally born to be beautiful. He hates people joking about his appearance.

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Every word of what you said were like sharp swords

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that punctured someone's heart and it surely is bleeding now.

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Before, it was always this Nanping Junwang who bullied us.

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Today, I finally was able to see his sorry figure.

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I feel so satisfied!

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You... If you have the ability, come up here!

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- You... Come up here!

- Calm down...

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Look. The bridal procession will be here soon.

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Prepare yourself. The bride will be here soon.

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Your Highness! Your Highness!

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"Wolf's Fang Club!"

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Second Little Brother, the bride will be here soon. Where are you going?

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I-I am going to pee.

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Try to endure it first. Just go after you finish the wedding ceremony.

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I can't hold it in anymore.

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- If you keep stopping me, I'm going to pee in my pants.

- You!

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Hurry and immediately come back.

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Your Highness! The bathroom is on the west side!

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Xiao Xiazi, why are you just standing there? Keep watch of your Prince!

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Xiao Xiazi already checked it.

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This laundry section

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is the area with the least security.

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Stop with your nonsense. Liu Long,

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hurry and spread your sedating incense.

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There are quite a number of people.

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I must think of a countermeasure.

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So much nonsense!

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- You two...

- Hurry and go.

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What are you here for?

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That...

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I am...

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I just passed by!

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Arrest him!

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What are you doing?

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I already said it. I was just passing by.

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That scared me. I thought we wouldn't pass the first stage.

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What are you two still standing there for? Come over here!

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- You scared me! So much that even my liver trembled.

- Enough. Stop mumbling.

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Zhang Gui, where's the ladder that was your task?

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I'll go now to get it. I'll go get it immediately.

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Really...

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Guo Yuanjing, it's your turn to showcase your abilities.

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Don't worry. Just to imitate the call of a cuckoo, I didn't sleep for three days and three nights.

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- My throat was bleeding. I almost—

- Enough. Enough. Don't say it anymore.

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Let's hurry and drag these people away first.

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- Okay. Right. Let's hurry and drag.

- Hurry and move them.

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- Your Highness, Your Highness! Everything is prepared. We're just waiting for you.

- They're here!

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- Your Highness!

- In a rush!

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- I've let you all wait a long time.

- Climb over the wall. Hurry and escape.

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Thank you, my beloved concubines.

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If not because of your help today, I fear that your husband...

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will die under the Wolf's Fang Club.

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Your Highness, if your wedding goes through, we all also will die.

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Your Highness, if you're able to escape, you must not forget us.

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Your Highness, if this matter gets found out, you must not rat us out, even if you're beaten to death!

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Don't worry. As long as that Living King of Hell is driven out of this house,

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I will come back and live good days with you all.

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Your Highness! Your Highness, if you still don't leave, it will be too late!

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Xiao Xiazi, go outside and move around. Don't let them chase us.

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- Let's go.

- Let's go!

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Your Highness, climb up!

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Push me up!

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Push harder!

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Louder.

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He's here...

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Where's the ladder!

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Ladder, right?

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- Hurry and bring it out. Hurry!

- Ladder...

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That carpenter was too good!

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I asked eighteen people and after tossing about finally found the eighteenth generation descendant of Lu Ban, Carpenter Lu. (T/N: Zhou Dynasty engineer, patron of builders and contractors)

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Carpenter Lu is currently a very famous, highly-skilled carpenter.

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I told him that I'm gifting it to General Ye to aid her in attacking cities, plundering outposts, and protecting our empire.

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Without any more questions, Carpenter Lu agreed to help me create this moon ladder.

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Stop. We don't want to hear all those. Where is the ladder?

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Ladder! Where is the ladder? Hurry and bring it out!

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- Ladder...

- Where is the ladder?

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This ladder was so great.

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Carpenter Lu said that this ladder can be extended indefinitely and even shortened and folded!

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Carpenter Lu even said that as long as there is enough wood,

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our ladder can provide General Ye...

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- Oh, wrong, provide General Ye in attacking—

- What are you all doing!

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Where's the ladder? Hurry and bring me a ladder!

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Hurry up, quickly now! The person is already...

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The ladder!

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Ladder... My ladder...

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What are you doing?

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- What is that?

- What is that?

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Brother, are you joking with us?

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It's a ladder.

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Listen to me. The person who relayed the message didn't say it clearly.

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Carpenter Lu also didn't understand it. So, he created this...

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What are you people going to do!

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I'll put it over here.

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Are you a pig?

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The person told me all about it. Look how wonderful it is.

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It's actually... still very pretty.

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Go to hell!

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Stop hitting...

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This dead pig...

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They're here! The bride is here!

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The bride is here!

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Beautiful!

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So beautiful.

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Living King of Hell...

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Oh, it's the bride.

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It's the bride!

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Qiu Shui, Qiu Hua, something is not right. Check the perimeter.

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- Yes.

- Yes.

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General, my Second Little Brother just went to the bathroom. He'll be back soon.

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Xiao Xiazi, aren't you going to hurry and ask him out?

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Okay, got it.

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This way, please.

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I'm finally down. You three—

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Stop with the nonsense. While there's no one here yet, let's hurry and leave.

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Hurry and go. Go...

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Are we leaving or not?

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Let's go.

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What do you two want?

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The General ordered us to capture you and take you back to answer for your crime.

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You dare to run away from the General's wedding? I think you don't want to live anymore.

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Who are you two? I'm not afraid of you. Brothers, attack!

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Okay!

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No... I'm going all out with you two!

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N-No....

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No way...

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The bride is here!

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The groom is here!

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Please.

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His Majesty has arrived.

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Rise.

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Today is the wedding day of the Nanping Junwang and Great General Ye Zhao.

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I have arrived bearing wedding wine cups for you to drink with. Jiang Luhai.

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Granting a pair of crystal cups with Mandarin ducks frolicking in the water!

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Wishing the Nanping Junwang and Great General of the World's Military Forces a loving married life,

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that the tree will grow branches and leaves and the more children, the more blessings.

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- Grandson.

- Grandfather.

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Granddaughter-in-law, you two must bear children as soon as possible.

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You two give birth to someone with a "stick." Just like this doll. See? (T/N: a grandson)

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Give birth to a nest of them, okay? Hold this.

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Each one will become part of the Ye Army. Go to the borders to kill our enemies!

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Grandfather.

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I won't go through this wedding anymore!

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What did you say?

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Let me ask you again. Are you marrying or not?

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I'm not getting married.

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Men! Drag him out and behead him!

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Son, just agree with him.

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- Let's just go through with this marriage.

- Mother.

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Son...

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Fine, Imperial Uncle. I'll get married.

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Zhao Yujin,

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today is your wedding day, so I won't make a fuss about what you've done.

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If you create any more trouble, I will not easily forgive you.

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Yes.

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Mother.

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Princess Consort Dowager Zhao,

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His Majesty has personally attended your son's wedding today. Being given such treatment,

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if you keep crying, that's so inappropriate!

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Moreover, it's unlucky.

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Yes.

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Continue with the wedding.

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The auspicious clouds in the sky have appeared. The dragon and phoenix of the earth are symbols of good fortune!

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The auspicious time has come. May the groom and bride proceed with the wedding ceremony!

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First bow to the heaven and earth!

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Second bow to the high stage!

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Husband and wife, bow to each other.

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What's that old saying? Destiny will make quarreling lovers meet.

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The feelings between husband and wife can be developed.

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They haven't even entered their room yet and are already getting intimate.

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"Spring's red flowers within the forest have withered too rapidly."

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"They have no alternative, as the next morning arrives shrouded in cold rain, and in the evening, the wind rises."

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"Rouge-laden tears as they appear preserve our intoxication with each other."`

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"When can we reunite?"

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"Surely in this long life, there always develop more things to regret, which are never-ending like that river flowing east."

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Junwang,

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are you going in on your own or do you want us to carry you in?

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I have legs.

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Please go in.

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Did they turn my bedroom into a weapons stockroom?

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Whoever marries the Living King of Hell has encountered eight lifetimes worth of bad luck.

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Living King of Hell, listen well.

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Don't think that just because you have a red veil on that you're already a woman.

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You're just a decoration that the Emperor arranged to be married into our family. I don't mind telling you....

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Tonight, I'm going to sleep while embracing other women.

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Informing Mother-in-law, Junwang didn't go to his marriage chamber and instead went to Concubine Yang's bedroom.

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Which man can endure marrying such a wife?

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Just let him be.

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Yes.

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Oh, it's Junwang.

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We haven't seen each other at night for more than half a year.

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Because of the dimness of the light, I wasn't able to recognize you immediately.

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For the past year, I kept playing around outside and rarely came to your place.

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Now, I've encountered a little trouble.

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Hey. Hey!

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Junwang? Hey, Junwang!

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Hey, Junwang...

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Junwang...

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Junwang, my stomach is aching. My eyes are unwell, too.

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My head aches, too. For these past days, I kept feeling weak. I am unable to sleep well, too.

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When I sleep, I will even punch and curse. I am afraid that you'll get frightened.

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How about you just go look for Xuan'er?

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Such a good "throwing stones on someone when they're already down a well", bitch! (T/N: idiom hitting while down)

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Usually, you would say that we have such deep affection. But now, you are actually treating me this way?

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Just because my family background is weak, you covertly compete with me.

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Today, you actually instigated Junwang to sleep in my room on his wedding night?

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So that female demon will take my life with one blade.

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You want me dead?

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Just bring a knife and kill me. You don't need to use such a despicable method!

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- No, you...

- Junwang!

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Consider the fact that I've served you since you were little, please give me a chance to live.

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Just let me serve Buddha from now on until the end of my life. Junwang... (T/N become a nun)

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Junwang! It's not that I don't want to serve you.

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Junwang...

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Your Highness....

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Hey.

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Stop it.

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You two... One is pretending to be crazy and stupid, the other crying herself into a ghost-like appearance.

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It's as if I'm forcing some honest girl into prostitution. You women are so unkind!

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It's such a waste to provide for you two.

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Junwang!

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Junwang...

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Xiao Cui!

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Give me some tea. Give Xuan'er some, too.

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Xiao Xiazi!

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- Junwang.

- Give me some tea and some snacks.

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Also... bring me a blanket.

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Blanket? How would I dare?

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- What did you say?

- Junwang, just take care of yourself!

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Who is the master of this house!

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The turtledove has taken possession of the magpie's nest!

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General, Nanping Junwang went to sleep in his study.

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You two shouldn't wait up anymore. Just go to rest.

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That Junwang is too hateful!

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He didn't even remove your veil. That's equivalent to not truly completing the marriage ceremony.

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Big Sister, come with me.

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Where are you going?

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I will go tie that asshole up and drag him here! Use a whip and lash him a few times!

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And then I'll threaten him with a knife to his neck

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to make him kneel down and give you a few bows. I'll make him choose to go to bed with you or lose his life!

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Enough.

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We are under the feet of the Emperor. You both just know to deal with things by killing. (T/N: in the capital city)

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Put away those reckless characters of yours.

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I have some sedating fragrance powder.

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Later, we'll secretly put some in the tea he's drinking, and then carry him here.

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I guarantee that things will immediately get done.

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It's still my elder sister who thinks things through more thoroughly. If he refuses to drink it, I'll pour it into his mouth.

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You think you're kidnapping some Liao Army soldier?

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He's the husband that His Majesty has granted me.

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Later, take a pillow and blanket to the study.

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Just let him do what he wants.

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Yes, General.

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Go now.

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Let's go.

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Who's acting inappropriately! Do you want...

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I thought it was some servant who got scolded at by his master, so he has hidden here to cry.

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Didn't expect it to be the important Junwang not sleeping in his marriage chamber on his wedding night!

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Why did you come here?

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I'm happy here. Can you do anything about that?

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The General was afraid that you'll get cold, so she considerately

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asked us to deliver you a blanket and a pillow.

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Learn to appreciate kindness. Don't force us to get physical with you.

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Be careful that we don't just tie you up and directly drag you into your wedding chamber, so that we can be done with this matter!

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Qiu Hua and Qiu Shui.

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Go out now.

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Yes.

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♫ From disaffection and doubt until trust is formed ♫

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♫ How many times must two people embrace tightly before one won't feel like a stranger? ♫

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♫ Turning back to think about the past life, while living in the present lifetime ♫

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♫ In this lifetime, to never casually mention separation ♫

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♫ Sincerely you embrace me, to remember my body's warmth ♫

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♫ In the center of my heart, your fingerprints are engraved ♫

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♫ Both love and hate, seriously taken to heart ♫

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♫ Only for one not to live one's life in vain ♫

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♫ I am willing to be loyally steadfast to you ♫

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♫ Using this in exchange for a missing depth of affection ♫

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♫ I'm grateful for your recognizing my worth ♫

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♫ For granting me a healthy body ♫

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♫ Even though the world is rich and diverse ♫

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♫ It cannot compare to your pure and honest gaze ♫

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♫ I am willing to be loyally steadfast to you ♫

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♫ Using this in exchange for a missing depth of affection ♫

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♫ I'm grateful for your recognizing my worth ♫

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♫ For granting me a healthy body ♫

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♫ Even though the world is rich and diverse ♫

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♫ It cannot compare to your pure and honest gaze ♫

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♫ I am willing to be loyally steadfast to you ♫

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♫ Not caring about the scars ♫

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♫ Setting aside my pride ♫

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♫ and submitting to you ♫

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♫ Even if I disappoint the entire world ♫

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♫ I will never turn my back on you ♫

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♫ My only care in this life is one person ♫

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♫ It's you ♫