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[Maid Escort]

[Episode 05 ©English subtitles by iQIYI *Ripped by JinHan_27* *Main cast: Jade Cheng & Wang Run Ze*

Mei Mei.

I just bought this new rouge.

Smell it. It's osmanthus scented.

Smells good.

Who are you? What are you trying to do?

Help! Help!

Help! He's trying to kill us!

Someone help us please!

Here we come.

Shuan Zi, get him.

Don't be afraid.

I'm the best escort in Shenwei Armed Escorts...

I mean second best.

I'm known as Little Overlord of Chaos,

The Great Swordsman of the Capital.

Get lost.

Shuan Zi, get him.

Let's see how far you can run.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Luckily we came just in time.

We knew

the killer would come after you.

This is all because of

your vicious mastermind.

What do you mean?

Do you not know?

Every lady in the capital

has one of these.

It wrecks your reputation first.

Then commit murder and obliterate traces of it.

What a vicious serial killing.

They want you to use this forged personal seal

to frame a case against Yang Xiao.

Once this case is brought to court,

they will find out this personal seal is fake.

By that time,

you can be imprisoned.

Even if Yang Xiao is kind enough to let you go,

someone else will still kill you.

That's not true. You're lying.

It's up to you.

It's getting late now. Get some rest.

However,

we might not reach in time to save you

if another assassin breaks in again.

I'll tell you.

It was Bai Lang, the young master of Bai Residence.

He is Ju Ju's frequent customer.

He bribed Ju Ju with money.

It's Young Master Bai Lang

who told me to follow Young Master Yang Xiao.

He gave me the fragrant pouch and seal

so that I can find an opportunity

to frame Young Master Yang for harassing me.

Ju Ju was afraid so she told me about it.

It's him again.

I really want to marry Young Master Yang.

That's why I agreed to help her.

Since you're being honest with me,

I will let it slide.

I can ensure your safety too.

But

I have a condition.

What is it?

My friend.

I didn't know you were

such a good looking man.

Same goes to you.

Indeed,

the reputation of Lord Buzzer

is true.

Thumbs up for your fast response

and good service.

This is your pay for today.

Here you go.

Just give me a buzz when you need help again.

Thank you for your help.

We were wrong about Young Master Yang.

Therefore,

we apologise to you, Young Master Yang.

Young Master Yang is not only an upright person,

but also a good looking man.

He would never

defame someone else.

Finally we have solved a big case.

That might not be it.

Why?

Now, people are even more convinced

that you're helping Young Master Yang

because you like him.

Look.

Listen here. That's not true.

I have no feelings for Yang Xiao.

We are not together.

Finally, both of you can be together.

What a touching love story.

It's so touching.

What...

Why are they applauding?

Come here.

Over here.

Look, everyone.

Take a look at us.

Do we look like a couple?

Totally not.

Do you really think that

I have feelings for him?

No way.

Him? I only treat him as a brother at most.

Do you really think we can be a couple?

Attention, everyone.

Let's welcome Yue Zi Yuan on stage

to express her thoughts about the false accusations.

Give her a round of applause.

Dear guests

and friends,

may you be well.

I hereby declare

that I have no feelings

for Yang Xiao.

I hate him a lot.

I believe everyone here

is smart enough to know.

Do you really think

that she hates me?

I'll take back my words. What a bunch of fools.

Goodbye.

Fights and arguments are part of love.

You're creating sparks of true love.

They are signs of affection.

You...

This is a love story between a noble young master

and a barbaric female armed escort.

Will they pull it through

this twisted fate of love?

He must have bribed you to come here.

Shut up.

I'm leaving.

Sister, if you become Young Master Yang's special maid,

what will happen to me?

What nonsense is that?

Rumours have spread in the capital city.

They say that you're like a sister to Miss Bai

and you both share the same husband.

Young Master Yang has two women.

Who said that?

The storyteller said that.

His stall is now

a famous storytelling place for anecdotes in the capital.

This storyteller is just making up stories.

Once I settle the matter with Yang Xiao,

I'll let him feel the pain

of my punches and kicks

all on his face.

I'll make him bald.

Where is Yang Xiao?

I heard that he is

at the storyteller's stall.

Yue Zi Yuan

plotted that scheme.

She led the daughter of the Bai family on

and now wants to share her status.

Both want to marry Young Master Yang Xiao.

You're right.

Yue Zi Yuan is thick-skinned.

She wants to be with Yang Xiao

by becoming his special maid.

Having said that,

Yang Xiao is indeed enjoying a great love life.

He's got two women at the same time.

What a blessing.

It's so enviable.

Am I right?

That's right.

I knew he'll be here.

How could he show up here

at times like this?

Let me teach him a lesson.

Move aside.

Move aside.

Why are you pushing?

I'm talking about you.

Shuan Zi.

Look at them.

Quick, look at them.

Yue Zi Yuan and Yang Xiao

are performing their love story.

Good show.

You...

It seems like I'm losing my dignity recently.

How dare you try to hit me?

Fights and arguments are part of love.

They are in love.

Bai Lang.

Stop talking nonsense.

Just you wait.

You...

You too.

Don't go.

Yue Zi Yuan is shy.

Go.

Who are you?

Serves you right.

How dare you spread false rumours?

How dare you hit me?

Let's see if you dare to do it again.

Help! Someone hit me!

I'm so angry.

Young Master.

How dare you sneak attack me?

That's so cruel.

Don't let me find out who you are.

I'll make you pay for it.

I'll make your whole family pay for it!

Little Green Worm, stop right there.

What is it?

Are you the one who spread rumours

about me and Yang Xiao?

You mean

that fiery love story

between you and Yang Xiao?

I didn't spread the rumour.

It is the truth.

You wanted to become his special maid, didn't you?

You...

Hold it there.

If you lay your fingers on me,

I'll make you

my special maid.

As a human...

As a Little Green Worm who has panda eyes,

you should have some self-awareness.

Do you want a mirror

to look at yourself?

Don't worry, I understand.

You are just being shy.

You two.

Get Concubine Yu and Master Bai here.

Tell them that

I want to take Yue Zi Yuan in as my special maid.

Yes.

Don't you dare.

What's wrong? You're afraid?

You want to punch me?

Come on. Punch me here.

Punch me here.

Come on. Do it.

Let me tell you this.

As long as you're still in Bai Residence,

if you dare lay a finger on me,

I'll take you in as my special maid.

Just you wait.

[Yang Residence]

We've only been apart for half a day, and you're already coming to see me.

Do you really miss me so much?

I've never met someone whose

skin is thicker than the wall.

I admire your thick skin.

I'm here to kill you, you brat.

Let's go.

Master Yang is looking for us.

Things are getting bad in this residence.

He wants to have a discussion with us. We have to go.

They're finally gone.

Let go of me.

Are you sure everything is under your control?

The previous rumour has not ended,

and now comes another.

I am good-looking and rich.

That's why there are so many rumours.

It's the disadvantage of rich people.

You know nothing about it.

Xiao'er. You...

Can you help me to solve

that matter about Bai Lang?

That matter

has nothing to do with me.

Nothing to do with you?

Yin Ruo is your future wife.

Before she gets married to me,

anyone could be my wife.

Can you be serious?

How am I not serious?

I beg you to figure out a plan.

Do something about it.

If not, your reputation will be ruined.

Did I say I don't have a plan?

I was just teasing you. Don't take it too seriously.

What is your plan?

What should I do?

No wonder he refused

to marry the daughter of the Bai family.

Zhuo Er.

Father. Since when were you here?

What do you mean?

I heard you're looking for me.

He's too blatant.

What did you say?

Nothing, father.

I'm fine now.

I'll get going.

You...

Stop it.

First Young Master.

Brother.

I know all about it.

Look, even my brother knows it now.

Just can't keep it down, that one.

You're the one who should keep it down.

You're the Second Young Master of the Yang family.

Even if you really like this,

you should hold yourself back a little.

Since I'm aware about this now,

I'll not let it be.

Don't worry.

I'll figure out a way to help you.

Look, even my brother wants to help me.

Thank you, brother.

What's next?

Next, I'll...

You're so charismatic.

I would marry you

if I'm a woman.

What are you doing?

Master Yang.

Why is everyone acting weird today?

♫ A sole light on the river bank ♫

Zi Yuan.

♫ The autumn breeze blows gently outside the window ♫

♫ Splattered ink outlines your face ♫

That's so scary.

Why did I have this nightmare?

It's too scary. I'd better not sleep anymore.

Inside every fat man

is a muscular hunk.

Do you want to stay like this forever?

No.

I can't hear you.

No!

Work hard in building your body.

That's how you find your true love.

Work hard!

Strive hard!

Get down and do a plank for two hours now.

What are you doing, Master Bai?

Exercising is life.

Strengthen your physique, lift up your spirit.

It'll prevent you from falling sick.

You don't have to see a doctor if you don't fall sick.

That's cost saving.

You're right.

You're so wise and smart, Master Bai.

I'll get going then. I'm going to see Yin Ruo.

You don't look well.

Do you want to join us?

No. I'm good.

I'm feeling great.

Since exercising is so beneficial,

how could you not include Concubine Yu?

Do you still remember?

She just recovered from an illness not long ago.

Her medical fees cost you a fortune.

You should take this opportunity to improve her health.

If she ever falls sick again,

I'm afraid you'll have to bear the medical cost...

You're right. I'll go get her now.

Keep an eye on them.

Master...

Keep up with the effort, everyone.

I'll get going.

[Fengya Pavilion]

Today's expenses

are all on me.

Young Master Bai is indeed

one of the few young heroes in the capital city.

He is so generous.

Young Master Bai, you received so much love.

People call you the Little Green Worm in the capital city.

Little Green Dragon.

That's right. Little Green Dragon.

You came, Young Master Bai.

No wonder it's so lively here.

Ju Ju. Greet Young Master Bai.

Cheers to you, Young Master Bai.

Thank you,

Miss Ju Ju, for your kind love.

Ju Ju came personally to meet you

after she heard that you are here.

Thank you Miss Ju Ju.

How could I not personally meet and greet

such an important guest?

I wonder

who'll become that lucky girl

who gets to marry

this good looking man?

Given our Young Master Bai's attributes,

he's highly sought after throughout the capital.

That's right.

A heroic man like Young Master Bai

must marry a good wife.

In my opinion,

we should have a competition

to choose the best one.

This is a good suggestion.

In the operas, marriages are always

decided through a martial arts competition.

Why don't we hold a

Fengya Pavilion Dancing Competition?

Good suggestion.

That's a good suggestion.

What a good suggestion.

Good. I'll then hold a competition

for marriage in Fengya Pavilion.

The winner

will be bought out of bondage by me

and I will marry her.

Great.

Here you go.

[Bai Residence]

Miss Yue.

Liu Tiao.

Young Master had prepared a surprise for you.

It's at Fengya Pavilion.

I'm not going. I'm tired.

Hold it there.

You...

Are you really not going?

Why should I?

Rumours have been spreading wildly of late.

I should avoid unnecessary suspicions.

Young Master said

if you refuse to come,

this story written by the storyteller

about the scandal

between you and him

will be published

and distributed throughout the capital...

No, it should be throughout the whole country.

He must have lost his mind.

It really worked.

Welcome to the first

Fengya Pavilion Matchmaking Dancing Cup.

This competition

is exclusively sponsored by me.

Great.

Without further ado,

let's welcome our first contestant.

Who could it be?

Is it you?

Or you?

It's me. It's me.

You're all wrong.

It's you...

Or maybe not.

Who could it be then?

The first contestant is Miss Ju Ju.

Let's welcome her.

Miss Ju Ju.

Let's give her a round of applause.

Great.

Among all the women here,

Ju Ju is the most elegant one.

I like her the most.

Good show.

Give her a round of applause.

Isn't her dancing great?

Yes.

You danced so gracefully.

It made my heart flutter.

Look at her seductive figure.

She's indeed the winner in my heart.

Young Master Bai.

What's the rush?

There are six other contestants here.

They can't wait to perform for you.

Really?

Yes. We haven't performed yet.

Too bad then.

I don't need the rest of you anymore.

I just want Miss Ju Ju.

She is the winner

in my heart.

Hold on.

-Who's that? -Young Master Yang?

Why is he here?

You're right.

Yang Xiao?

Why is he here?

Why did he go on stage?

I want to give it a go too.

Why are you here?

Are you blind?

Didn't you see that this is a matchmaking competition?

Of course I did.

That's why I'm here to participate.

That's enough. Stop causing trouble.

Get off the stage now.

Please justify this situation, Mistress.

Is it stated in the rules that only women are allowed

to participate in this competition?

It did not state so.

Since it isn't clearly stated,

participants should be allowed to do dance

or martial arts too.

In terms of martial arts,

I'll lose to Young Master Yang.

I admit defeat.

That is unfair.

That is unfair.

You're taking advantage of women.

Am I right?

That's right.

That is unfair.

If you're unsatisfied with this decision,

let's have a battle.

I'll make another bet with you.

If I lose,

I'll become your younger brother.

I'll do what you say

without objections.

But if you lose

and you refuse to marry me,

you'll become my disciple.

Do you dare take this bet?

I...

-That's right. -Do it.

Accept the battle.

Don't be afraid of him.

Do it and show us that you're better.

Who says I'm afraid?

Do it!

Who's the one afraid?

This is good content for a story.

It's a rare content to find in the capital city.

Good one.

Get off the stage.

Yes, Young Master Bai.

What great content for a story.

[Yang Xiao. Endlessly Charismatic.]

Yang Xiao. Endlessly charismatic.

Young Master.

Go Yang Xiao!

That's right. Show him what you've got.

Do it.

Teach him a lesson.

Punch him, Young Master.

Go! Go!

Good move.

Good one, Young Master.

What a good tactic!

You're amazing.

Good martial skill.

Good martial skill.

This is for you.

So romantic.

Take it.

Good one!

You're amazing!

Get off the stage.

Little Green Dragon.

Do you still remember our bet?

Don't worry, I...

I will stick to my promise.

I...

I will not bail on you.

Are you serious about marrying me?

Little Green Worm in the capital city.

Serves you right!

Yue Zi Yuan.

You even accepted that flower from him?

You...

Shut up.

What are you waiting for? Greet your master now.

Master.

Master's wife.

Your love is such a roller-coaster ride.

If you dare talk nonsense again,

I'll shred you with my Yue ancestral martial fist.

There must be something between you if you shred me.

That's right. There must be something between them.

Is she really in love with Young Master Yang?