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The hood.

The rear-view mirror.

The door.

You needed to change them anyway, right?

What about it?

What?

What about it?

What is it?

What? Where are you going?

Where are you going? Okay, fine.

Fine. I'll help.

Really? Let's go.

Hello, sir.

Goodness. Salute.

Everything's fine, sir

What?

I heard you're a cop.

Gosh, the association president must have told you.

I always considered myself as a police officer

whose job is to keep this apartment safe.

But here I am talking to an actual police officer.

He told me I needed to come with a cop to see the security footage

because of the Personal Information Protection Act.

That's how the law works.

By any chance, can we check the footage?

Sure. Of course. Come this way.

Gosh, we're causing so much trouble.

What is that?

-That? -Yes.

Okay.

Here.

What's this? In front of those kids over there.

Yes, there he is!

What's wrong with you kids?

What are you doing to the dog?

No, no. You're just leaving after making them cry?

I'm going to tell my mom!

He's going to tell his mom!

Mom!

Don't cry.

My mom's really scary.

My dad cries whenever she shouts.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Don't cry. Gosh, I'm sorry. Don't cry.

-My mom chops chicken like this. -Mom!

She even lifts the table all on her own.

Okay, I'm sorry. I really am. Don't cry.

My goodness, don't cry.

-I'm going to tell my mom everything! -I'm going to tell my mom everything!

Okay, okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Why did you take him?

I wanted to pet it, but you wouldn't let us, old lady.

I like puppies.

I also wanted to give him candy.

First of all, I'm not an old lady.

Second of all, I didn't let you pet him because he has a skin condition.

Third of all, dogs can't eat candy. It makes them sick.

And last of all,

you can't just do whatever you want just because you want to.

You can't read his mind.

You never asked him, did you? I bet he felt dizzy.

And I'm giving you this because I feel sorry for startling you.

Instead, don't tell your mom what happened.

You can go now.

-Bye. -Bye.

Seo-jun. Tae-jun.

What are you still doing outside at this hour?

Did you finish your homework?

I forgot.

Where did you get this jelly?

Her.

-Let's go home now. Goodness. -Right.

-Seo-jun, let's go. -Let's go.

Tae-jun, you too.

Let's go.

Let's go.

They were brothers?

They made a fool of me.

You didn't forget the promise you made, right?

What promise?

Seeing a different doctor.

What?

Don't glare at me.

Avoid me at all costs.

Why aren't you answering me?

I'll just switch my counseling dates.

What?

I'll do everything else.

Are you going to keep the dog?

-Yes. -Yes. Good choice.

It suits you.

Raising stray dogs.

Feeding pigeons and cats.

Hey, your promise.

People who like animals are all nice.

Whatever. I heard Hitler loved animals too.

Don't think you're so kind just because you saved a stray dog.

Why do you keep talking to me if you want to keep a distance?

Is it because I'm pretty?

I seriously can't believe

you just said that.

I know I'm pretty.

Women who are pretty know they are. They just pretend to be oblivious.

Didn't you hear the kids calling you "old lady"?

Kids these days are very cunning.

They only said that to offend me.

Okay, sure. Fine.

I guess you're not completely ugly.

But just know this.

You're not shockingly beautiful.

You're not pretty enough to turn heads

or get a guy excited about your looks on a blind date.

Let's just say

you're pretty in a subtle way.

You just stand out…

in the neighborhood.

That's just about it.

So don't overestimate yourself.

EPISODE 4 THERE ARE NO BAD DOGS

A PERVERT IN A BLACK RAINCOAT HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

What is it this time?

Are you suspecting me again?

I didn't say anything.

Hey, your promise.

I feel great.

I'm handsome.

Gosh.

My gosh.

An electric shaver…

Gosh, they're expensive.

PET REGISTRATION AND PLEDGE

BREED, SEX: MIX, MALE SIZE: SMALL DOG

NAME: HOWI

You named your dog "Howi"?

Is that the spell that Dooly casts?

No, it comes from the word "guardsman" in Korean.

When we first met, he protected me.

Finding emotional stability by connecting with an animal

will help you with your treatment.

Really?

Then what about raising a dog

that's really big and growls viciously?

I'm not sure.

But wouldn't it be hard to raise a dog like that in an apartment?

I guess that's why someone abandoned it.

I think it's a stray dog.

I know you feel bad for it, but it could be dangerous.

It's a matter of physical safety not just your emotional well-being.

But apparently, that dog

never bites women.

It never bites women?

Next is the dog pose.

When you do the dog pose, your back could form an arch,

-My gosh. -focus your weight on your wrists,

have a hard time placing your entire feet on the ground,

or find it difficult to keep your legs straight…

I'll be right there. Okay.

My goodness.

What is it this time?

Today, we need to patrol the area--

No, I can't make it today.

What?

Gosh, that's not good.

All the mothers are refusing to go without the man from Unit 507.

Everyone's nuts about you.

Why is everyone always going nuts?

I'd love to go,

but I'm really busy today.

Gosh, you don't even go to work. You're even home at this hour.

You're not busy. Come on.

My gosh, I really need to go somewhere.

Do you have a date?

No, it's not that. I just need to meet someone today.

-Who? -This guy named Jung U-jin.

He used to be my partner…

-Yes? -Why am I even telling you this?

What?

And, also,

it's not like you know the guy anyway.

Of course, I don't know him.

You're so hilarious.

-Why do you keep slapping me? -Is this Unit 507?

-You got a parcel. -Gosh, this is driving me crazy.

Did you buy something?

It's a shaver.

That was quick. Things get delivered so fast these days.

Let's take a look.

What is this?

What's this stun gun doing here?

My gosh.

HONGJIK JUNGANG APARTMENT BUILDING 105, UNIT 506

Gosh, this is for Unit 506.

Here.

I asked you to try not to run into me, but you keep breaking your promise.

This isn't my fault.

But who said you could open my parcel?

You're doing it again. It's not like I knew.

I almost died because of this thing.

Why do you buy this kind of stuff?

Why else? I bought it to use it.

It won't do you any good to have that. You'll end up hurting someone innocent.

What? What do you want?

Get going if you're done here. Go on.

Go away. Go!

My gosh.

PATIENTS JUNG U-JIN, CHOI JAE-UK

TRUSTWORTHY POLICE, SAFE COUNTRY

Why didn't you come up?

What is the matter with you? You told me U-jin was a lot better.

Did you go see him?

That is him a lot better.

My gosh.

Do you want some coffee?

No.

It's bad enough that he's injured.

But he's more concerned about paying for hospitalization and rehab

since it's not covered by police insurance.

So we tried to gather some money together…

But he was hurt on the job. Why can't he get insurance?

Why do you think? They don't think

we went there that day for work.

Darn it.

I shouldn't have taken you guys there.

What are you talking about? Don't blame yourself.

We should've caught Yang that day.

Do you have any updates on him?

You see…

Captain told me not to tell you anything.

You punk. Just tell me.

Well…

He was the reason why we ran into you at the Hongjik Station the other day.

He's been quiet for a while,

but his products are being sold on a chatting app these days.

A chatting app?

INTRODUCTION ICE PRINCESS, FEMALE, 25 YEARS OLD

A bunch of men who sold drugs got caught luring people to buy drugs

on a chatting app.

And apparently, they all had Yang's products.

COLA KIM: DO YOU LIKE ALCOHOL WITH ICE?

Okay.

COLA KIM: DO YOU LIKE ALCOHOL WITH ICE?

ICE PRINCESS: YES, DO YOU HAVE ANY?

COLA KIM: YES, BUT I WANT A GIRL WHO'S WILLING TO BE MY SLAVE

ICE PRINCESS: YES, MASTER. WHEN DID YOU ARRIVE?

COLA KIM HAS LEFT THE CHAT

My gosh.

Is this not how it's done?

MUSCLE KING: DO YOU LIKE ALCOHOL?

Okay.

ICE PRINCESS: YES. DO YOU?

MUSCLE KING: ME TOO

Okay.

ICE PRINCESS: DO YOU HAVE ICE?

MUSCLE KING: OF COURSE

Nice. Okay.

MUSCLE KING: BUT SHOW ME SOMETHING FIRST

MUSCLE KING: SHOW ME YOUR ARMPIT

Why does this lunatic want to see my armpit?

What a crazy jerk. My gosh.

Gosh.

IMAGE FILE

ICE PRINCESS: WHEN SHOULD WE MEET?

There. Happy?

MUSCLE KING: SORRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE

Gosh, these disgusting perverts.

Why do these guys have to be so picky? These damn assholes.

My gosh. Darn it.

Gosh. Now what?

MR STRANGER: DO YOU LIKE ALCOHOL?

ICE PRINCESS: YES, I'D LIKE TO DRINK WITH YOU

MR STRANGER: DO YOU HAVE ICE?

ICE PRINCESS: I HAVE ICE, DO YOU HAVE ICE?

MR STRANGER: OF COURSE

ICE PRINCESS: WHICH KIND? I ONLY DO ARNOLD THESE DAYS

MR STRANGER: THIS? YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF. WHEN SHOULD WE MEET?

ICE PRINCESS: TODAY'S GOOD FOR ME

MR STRANGER: OKAY. 8 P.M. TONIGHT I'LL TEXT WHERE LATER

Nice!

No, wait a minute.

I need to be a woman.

What?

May I help you?

We met once before for a short while.

Do you remember me?

Well, in order to punish someone,

you need to prove that the person has legally damaged others' rights.

I mean, him wearing women's clothes and makeup

didn't really harm you,

did it?

I came to ask you for a favor.

That wasn't me but Samantha.

-Come in. -Okay.

Yes, thank you.

So you want me to bring out

the Whitney in you?

Right, Whitney. Yes, that's it.

It won't be easy,

but it'll be fun.

Okay, great. Thank you.

Never mind.

But you see,

I don't know if it's okay to ask you this…

Are you going to ask me whether I'm gay, a pervert, a transvestite,

or a transgender?

Yes.

I gave it some thought, but I couldn't find the answer.

I just like dressing up as a woman.

I see.

-Close your eyes. -Okay.

Gosh, I didn't know…

-this was such hard-- -Hey, stay still.

Okay.

You're done now. Open your eyes.

MADU STATION, EXIT 3

I've arrived.

Yes, I'm here too. Are you the one in front of exit three?

Yes, I guess you see me.

Yes, I'm right here.

Are…

you Ice Princess?

Yes, are you Mr. Stranger?

Yes.

Do you…

really have the drug?

Yes, of course.

Ready to have fun?

Yes.

Let's go.

Let's walk a bit faster.

I'm embarrassed.

Me too. Let's go.

You're under arrest for violating the law against narcotics.

Based on Article 212 of the Criminal Procedure Code…

You are under arrest without a warrant.

You have the right to a lawyer and can request a legality review…

What? What's going on?

Are you a cop? You're a detective?

Hey, hold him tight.

Let go of me!

He's a detective.

What? What do you mean?

Yes, yes. Okay. Bye.

What did they say?

He's Detective Noh Hwi-oh from Gangnam Police Station.

He's the Gangnam Mad Dog.

The guy who was on the news for beating someone up at a brothel.

I heard he was there hoping to catch Yang.

Gosh, he's a total mess.

Can I go now that you've checked?

Well…

I admire how determined you are to catch Yang so you can clear your name.

So I'll let you go this time.

But now that you know we're in charge of that case,

let's make sure we don't run into each other again. Okay?

You get what I mean, right?

No, I really don't.

Listen.

It's up to me

whether I make a case of you attempting to buy drugs or not.

So you'd better lose that attitude of yours.

And what you did today was an obstruction of justice.

Then go lock me up.

My gosh.

Keep up the good work.

I heard you're getting counseling.

Are you sure you weren't here for drugs?

Gosh, your makeup looks nice.

Keep that look.

Or was it always a personal hobby?

Those are nice legs!

Let's go.

If you ever run into a big dog or get attacked by one,

you need to wait until it calms down

and protect yourself from getting attacked.

People think they should turn around and run,

but showing your back could provoke

-the dog's instinct to attack. -Howi, do you also want a snack? Yes?

So always know that it could be dangerous.

What? There aren't any.

Do not be scared.

And don't ever try to run away.

Howi, wait just a bit. I'll be right back.

No, it's not what you think. I had to be in disguise

for an investigation.

Don't come near me!

It's me in disguise.

What's the matter?

What's wrong?

Do not be scared.

-And don't ever try to run away. -Get up. Stand up.

Are you okay?

My gosh, you startled me!

What? That's weird.

-Darn you. -Is it not charged?

It's a pervert!

A pervert is--

Be quiet.

There's a pervert here!

-Help! -My gosh.

-Everyone! -Darn it.

Help!

Catch the pervert!

Everyone!

Hey, be quiet!