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You've proven to be quite a letdown.

[ Crunch! ] Ahh!

[ Straining ]

My chorus grows louder with each new life.

But we're still missing the key.

Mooncake!

He resides with The Gary.

The Gary?

I've killed him many times.

Not this one.

He still eludes you.

My patience with you grows weak.

Ahh!

Bring him to me.

Or meet the fate of the ones

[ Coughs ] I find useless.

Where are they?

I feel the presence of Ash.

What we seek is on Earth.

Ehh?

Ahh!

Ohh! [ Thud ]

♪

Hey, how you holding up?

Okay, I guess.

And Ash?

I'm not sure, but I think there's hope.

Hey guys! What are you talking about? Me?

[ Crash ] Ahh!

Do you really think that crackpot Van Newton

can get us out of here?

Time to find out!

H.U.E., take us in.

Coordinates received.

♪

[ Rattling ]

Whoa!

Take us in. In.

We're going in. In. In is where we're going!

In. Not out. In. In-wards.

In-side. In-victus.

Wait! [ Chuckles ] Why did I say that?

Delete!

[ Thud ]

Wonderful! Wonderful!

[ Thud ]

[ Rattling ]

What the heck was that?

The quakes have been growing stronger

for the past three days!

Is the hyper-transdimensional bridge up and running?

Well, yes... and no.

Hmm. Which is it?

You got me, no.

Ha! See, I knew it!

Wait! What... what do you mean, no?

Remember that wrinkle I told you about?

The summer khaki wrinkle, or the space-time wrinkle?

Both. My biggest fear.

That's as wrinkly as it gets.

Have you made any progress?

A little, yeah.

[ Air hisses ]

[ Door clicking ]

Ohh...

slap my thunder nipples!

♪

That's big.

Where does -that lead to? -That's the problem.

Right now, it's not connected to anything.

Oooh! Genius. I love it!

Well, how do we get it to work?

By connecting it to the doorway on the other side.

[ Chuckles ] That's just lovely!

Oh boy! Let me just get this straight.

We have to contact someone outside of Final Space

and get them to turn this on, or we're screwed?

Newton says...

yes.

Yes, and.

♪

Alright, who do we know that doesn't live on Earth

that we can contact to activate the... the...

The hyper-transdimensional bridge?

Yes, that.

All my friends -are dead. -Same.

Oh! I got... Uh.

No, yeah. No, they're all dead.

Oh, come on.

Well, what about...

Clarence.

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Okay, I would rather be swallowed by my own colon

than to ask that sulfurous fart nozzle for help!

Okay, I would. I really would.

He could do it.

And who is he?

He was my Dad...

at one point.

I guess in some weird way, he still is.

He wanted to marry me.

It's a long story, but he betrayed us and you!

KVN: He really is the actual worst.

He is the actual worst.

[ Sighs ] Do any of you have someone else in mind?

Besides...

he deserves to know about Fox.

Oh, man.

Okay. Clarence it is.

I only have enough power to relay one message

out of Final Space.

We have one shot, people.

♪

I get it.

♪

[ Whirring ]

AM-ME: Clarence, incoming wide band unsecured transmission.

Well, tell them I'm not here.

You may want to hear this message.

No one cares about me, AM-ME.

And why should they? Delete it.

[ Buzz ]

Ash: Clarence?

It's... it's me. Ash.

Ash?

Is it really you?

Yeah. Listen, um...

I don't know where you are,

and frankly, I don't really care.

That hurts, but it's fair.

Before I get to what I'm calling you for, um...

You should know that Fox is, um...

[ Exhales deeply] Fox is dead.

Ohh. Oh.

[ Crying ]

Listen, we made it to Final Space.

Gary found Quinn,

and now we're trying to come home.

That's a strange word for me nowadays.

Look, I'm calling you because we need your help.

Me? You really need me?

We need you to activate a bridge

located on a planet called Kalden 1.

I've never asked anything of you.

Ever.

So if there is one shred of a decent person in you,

do this, for me.

I can do it.

I will do it.

Gary: And hurry up, yo!

Shut it, primate!

Clarence, every person in the Galaxy heard that transmission.

Ah, here we go. Oh, this is it.

What are you doing?

Going to save my daughter.

Yes! That's all of them.

Oh no, it was the back pocket.

Yes, there it is. Here!

The place is yours.

You're giving me... All of it.

Everything I own on 67 worlds,

including my world's greatest artisanal toffee brand

"Clarence's Nuggets".

Full disclosure...

they're not the "World's Greatest".

[ Keys beep ] They're not even nuggets.

You're not coming back?

But you built all of this.

[ Chuckles ]

It's just stuff.

♪

[ Laughs manically ]

Kalden 1!

That's not far from here at all!

Tribore, you better be on the way.

Sure am. Just tying up some loose ends.

♪

Ready to do some liberating?

Si, Papa.

Oppressed Peoples of the Quadrant of...

Where the hell are we? Quatro, where are we?

Oh, heavens, not there.

Those people were too stupid to be saved.

Them I liked, they had excellent slippers,

but they did not like me.

Screw it.

Oppressed Peoples of Here and There!

Freedom is not a gift.

Freedom is your right!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Consider yourself liberated.

For I, Tribore, am The Great Liberator!

Mnh-mnh. No, Papa.

Oh, heavens.

Let's get clarity on this from the great Tim Belts himself.

Everyone, be ready to bounce!

We'll be back in a hip thrust.

Let's get right to it, Tim.

Am I the Great Liberator or is Quatro?

And make it snappy. I've got people waiting.

Yes! The time has come to unbound the chained!

Uh, to raise up the...

Oh, shut the hell up and pick one already!

You are the Great Liberator.

- Yes! - Or is it me?

Uhh, yep.

He's absolutely useless.

Uh-huh!

Okay, this is how it's gonna work.

Mondays, Wednesdays and Sundays,

you're the Great Liberator.

Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, it's me.

Papa! Quatro!

Yeah!

Uhh, uhh-uhh!

Uhh, muh-huh.

[ Rumble ]

[ Alarm beeps ]

Gary, the tremors are getting worse.

Oh, this is bad. This is fascinatingly bad.

They're coming from the Earth's core.

At this rate, Earth will break apart in...

calculating, facticulating...

four hours.

What's causing it?

Nothing I've ever seen before.

Excuse me, small question.

- Little Cato: London. - London. Interesting.

How's the shopping?

Everyone is dead!

Good! So, no lines, then.

Be there in a couple hip thrusts.

And by the way, I'm bringing guests.

Did you say "guests"?

Did I? I did.

Putting... gah. Boy.

I'm just gonna say this out loud...

putting all of our eggs in the Clarence basket was a bad idea.

Why didn't we save a non-Clarence basket

to put the eggs in, or half the eggs?

He'll do it.

He'll turn on the bridge.

I know he will.

♪

Clarence: Kalden 1.

[ Wind whistles ]

♪

That must be it.

♪

Back away, Clarence!

Todd?

I'm going to give you a choice, Clarence.

Either you stop what you're doing,

or this becomes your grave.

♪

O-Or perhaps,

can I interest you in a nugget?

Full disclosure...

they're not the "World's Greatest".

They're not even nuggets.

♪

You're not going anywhere!

Do we know each other?

No, we do not!

But I know Gary Goodspeed.

He murdered my sweet Melanie

and wore her flesh sack like a poncho.

I lost my job because of that guy, Gary!

I used to be Time Swap Sammy.

Now I'm just Spare Some Change Sammy!

Ahh!

And you're ours, Clarence!

Oh, come on!

We're gonna cut off your junk and wear it as a necklace!

Get out of my way! He's mine!

Here are the divorce papers!

I'll happily sign them!

Yes, you will!

With your own blood!

- Clarence! - Fraskenhauer?

How have you been, friend?

I haven't seen you in a minute!

Now look, I'm turning on this bridge!

Over my dead body!

♪

Ahhh!

Ahh! [ Roars ]

[ Growls ]

[ Thuds ]

[ Grunts ]

Oh.

Impossible!

I'm invincible!

[ Laughs ]

And I'm Fraskenhauer!

Clarence! Dinner!

Thursday!

[ Romantic music plays ]

My God!

You are a smoking hot stack of woman.

And what a thick piece of meat you are.

I'm getting divorced.

Marry me!

You had me at divorced!

[ Squishing ]

Oh, yes!

♪

Hyper-transdimensional bridge is primed.

Searching for connection point.

Searching...

Let's go, big boy!

Searching ...nnect!

[ Gunshot ] Gah!

Ahh.

There is honor in failing.

Clarence is ours.

I didn't see that coming.

You can't be free of your own pain, can you?

Ah...

I don't have any pain!

Ahhh!

I lived a life hinged on stealing and dealing.

In that kind of life...

[ Coughs ]

...you learn to read people.

What were their names?

The... the love you lost.

♪

Holly and Jed.

They would probably be ashamed of what you've become.

I've lived in that shame,

betrayed the only people that care about me.

You don't want it.

It destroys every piece of you.

Ugh! I'm... s-sorry.

♪

[ Gunshot ]

Ow...

[ Laughs ]

It's not you.

I'm sorry.

It's Gary I'm killing.

And now I'm going home.

Connection point found.

Waiting for activation of bridge.

Ahh...

Turn on!

[ Whirring ]

Hyper-transdimensional bridge activated.

[ Whirring ]

♪

[ Electricity crackles ]

♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪

Clarence!

Noooo!

We had dinner on Thursday!

[ Crash ]

[ Rumble ]

Hyper-transdimensional link is complete.

My God. Clarence did it!

[ Sighs ]

He did it.

Does that mean... we're going home?

Yeah, no.

What? Why the hell not?

All it means is he took care of his side.

That has to work, too.

Okay, who wants to press it?

You do it. No.

You.

[ Exhales deeply ]

[ Clang ] I'll do it!

Out of my way! Out of my way!

'Scuse me! Press!

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Whirring ]

Bridge connection is stable.

[ Cheering ]

Yes! Yeah!

We're going home.

H.U.E.: I am detecting massive energy signatures

coming towards the bridge.

Gary, you should see this.

Oh snap, let's peep it!

Tribore: Reclaim your dignity! And reclaim your freedom!

And as always, remember,

you don't have to floss all of your teeth.

Just the ones you want to keep.

Strong freakin' finish, Tribore.

Strong freakin' finish, man.

♪

I know I don't always appreciate all of you as much as I should.

But to be fair, you've given me precious little to work with.

Okay, so long.

That's it?

I was kinda hoping that was going to end with a compliment.

Look to -the Titan's wiener. -I'm not... what?

I'm not looking to the Titan's...

If it points North, I will be South.

If it glitters in the West...

I'm not looking at a glittery Titan's wiener, alright?

Quatro, you need to fly through the bridge, too.

And as hard as I know this is to hear...

I will be going with you.

Okay, let's go!

♪

Tribore: Welcome to my dimension.

Priority One?

Matching windbreakers and moccasins.

The rest will take care of itself.

Huh.

What is a windbreaker?

Oh, my sweet child!

I have so much to teach you.

Bridge is stable.

What the hell are y'all standing around for?

Leave! Go!

Little Cato: Alright! Grab what supplies you can.

We're leaving in 5 minutes!

[ Thud ] Ah!

Unhh.

The KVN Net? What is this?

Kevin: It doesn't matter. You're leaving.

Hurry up!

[ Crash ]

This is...

- This is a weapon, isn't it? - Yes!

This weapon is why I made the KVNs to begin with!

Originally, the KVNs were designed to protect Earth

from attacks of an extradimensional nature.

Like what? Oh, donkey birds!

Like what? Like Titans!

This thing is powerful enough to kill Titans!

[ Crash ]

What the hell did I just hear?

Kevin just said KVN can kill titans.

I can kill Titans?

You can't! That can!

It's really too bad, too, since you're

getting the hell out of this place.

It was never quite activated.

Would've been nice to rid the universe of those monsters.

[ Crash ]

Right! Everyone on the ship!

Wait. We can't go.

What are you talking about?

We can take out the Titans once and for all,

and that just might be enough to cripple Invictus.

We'll never have this chance again.

The bridge is open! We can leave right now!

We can escape Final Space.

Home is right there.

Gary's got a point. We came here to get you.

That's done. Now let's go.

And then what?

What happens when Invictus breaks free

with this army of Titans?

How many people will die?

This isn't over.

Not until all of us are dead

or all of them are.

♪

[ Sighs ]

♪

Where you go...

I go.

Always.

♪

Kevin: Oh, come on!

You're staying and taking out the Titans now?

Every last one of them.

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