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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,392 Oh my word! 3 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,327 My stars... 4 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:16,564 Dammit Joy, you made me drop my magick stick! 5 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,799 Quiet you blundering ninnies. 6 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,568 Sorry sister. 7 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,307 I think she knows who we are. 8 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:27,408 Oh...! 9 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:48,762 Don't be afraid little one we just want to help you. 10 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,370 We inherited your magick from mother. 11 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:06,547 Don't run from us. You'll tarnish the meat! 12 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,889 I am past. 13 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,824 I am future. 14 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,594 And I am present. 15 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:57,465 We are the Wyrd Sisters. 16 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:02,436 We were created in Father Time's image. 17 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,408 Ooo... Son of a bitch! 18 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:08,409 Oh Sister! 19 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,315 Shit! 20 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,952 Shit! um... 21 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:26,026 I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Oh god... I'm Dave. I didn't... 22 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,661 Hey. I didn't see you. Are you okay? 23 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:32,366 I'm David, by the way, my friends call me Dave. 24 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,836 I just said that to you. Hello? 25 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,772 Hey! Hey... hippy chick, 26 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:42,376 I know you don't know me, but some word of advice, You... 27 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,778 You need clothes. 28 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,351 Why aren't you talking? 29 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:55,556 What the hell is that noise? 30 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,333 Hey, Wait, wait... 31 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,471 This is why I need to stop waking and baking 32 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,338 in the morning. 33 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,744 Jesus! Okay... Huh, dammit... 34 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,547 You can't be in there. Okay? 35 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:22,550 You gotta come out. You can't... 36 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,351 What the hell is that noise? 37 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:28,388 Ow, ow! What, what? Stop hitting me... Stop hitting me! 38 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,727 I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 39 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:35,763 I'm sorry. Hey-hey-hey... 40 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,665 I'm not gonna hurt you. 41 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,401 Hey can you look at me? Can you look at me? 42 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:49,042 Is something wrong? Something's wrong? Yeah? 43 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,012 You need to get out of here? Need to get out of here? Okay. 44 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,914 Something's wrong. I'm sorry. I'm a big idiot. 45 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:58,351 I don't know. Right? No? Okay. You need... 46 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:02,590 What, what? Okay. Leave? Leave...? 47 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,694 Leave... Okay, yeah, alright just put this on first. 48 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:19,907 I guess that's... Yeah... Okay... We're leaving. 49 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,109 We're leaving. Leaving... 50 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:26,980 Hey we're going. Okay. Jesus... 51 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,250 I'm definitely gonna have to polish up this story 52 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,952 before I tell people. 53 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,749 I promise I'm not one of those creepy dudes... 54 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:05,085 that picks up chicks on the side of the road. 55 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:08,689 Shit... Sorry, sorry. There's a squirrel. 56 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,362 Ow, ow...! Okay! 57 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,831 No, we're gonna just leave that right there, okay? 58 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:25,205 It's okay. It's only Dubstep. Here... look. See? 59 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,510 Yeah... Yeah everyone likes Psych Rock. 60 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,214 So what's your name? 61 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,520 What does that mean? 62 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,624 Seriously? 63 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,915 Hey. Wake up. 64 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,918 Thought there might be somebody strange enough to 65 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:14,554 actually, understand you. 66 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,091 No! 67 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,261 No. 68 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,524 Hello? 69 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:52,893 Shit! 70 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,428 No, no, no... Barb! 71 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,965 No, Barb. I'm not interrupting you. 72 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,900 I just totally understand. Just a second... 73 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,803 No, no no... So you give it to Mark,right... 74 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,804 and I'll be there in ten minutes 75 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,872 and then we will be fine. 76 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,974 Barb! 77 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,115 Yeah, okay. 78 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,278 Nope, nope... No, no... 79 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,649 So fucking... 80 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,601 Yup! 81 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,337 She's a tree-hugger... 82 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,940 I swear this town is full of fucking hippies. 83 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,877 Oh I wouldn't call her a hippie; she's something much more. 84 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,847 Walton what did I tell you about sneaking up on me? 85 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,482 I really can't remember. 86 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,119 This is a good look on you, though. Do I get three wishes? 87 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,857 Ha-ha... Not funny David. 88 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,559 I don't make fun of you for looking like a corporate zombie 89 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,894 from time to time. 90 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,462 Get a way! 91 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,400 Who's the nymph? 92 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,201 The what? 93 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,504 Oh... her. 94 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,241 I don't know what her name is 95 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,978 but she ran out in front of my truck, naked... 96 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,545 as I was gonna go past the Green Belt. 97 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,714 Peculiar... 98 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,250 I wonder...? 99 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,921 Wonder? What? 100 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,891 You wonder what? 101 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,259 What? 102 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,863 Oh, nothing. Come along now. 103 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,333 Gather your friend and come inside. 104 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,769 I have tea set up and some magic brownies 105 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,337 fresh from the oven. 106 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,172 Were you expecting us? 107 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,441 David, don't ask stupid questions 108 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,943 when you already know the answer. 109 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:27,014 But I don't.. I don't know the answer. 110 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,250 Weird... 111 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,719 Hey! Stevie Nicks? 112 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,399 Stevie Nicks? 113 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,969 Do you want to come inside and get some tea? 114 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,154 Does your friend want something to drink? 115 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,221 I think she's fine. 116 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,724 I've got a bunch of new kinds of teas, what would you like? 117 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,727 It's a green on green kind of day uncle. 118 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,898 Oh, you're smoking too? 119 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,067 I lost my job today so yeah. 120 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,734 You did. Ah... 121 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,608 I was... I was late every day again this month. 122 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,478 I mean I get that's not good that... I mean... 123 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,648 You should be on time. I don't know I'm just not an awful... 124 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,150 Thank you. 125 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,088 You know what... ? 126 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,825 I had just gotten that call right... when... 127 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,268 Peculiar indeed... 128 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,673 Well then smoke up my dear nephew! 129 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,044 I don't quite need those devices anymore. 130 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,645 I have an elevated palate. 131 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,680 Bullshit. 132 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:13,686 You'll see one day when the coughing catches up to you. 133 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,957 You know what really grinds my gears? 134 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,791 Please don't let it be about politics. 135 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,528 It's not that. I promise I'm not going to talk about him. 136 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,163 Thank the goddess! 137 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,331 Huh, Ha. 138 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,501 What's bothering you, David? 139 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,140 I'm just kind of glad 140 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,675 to not be part of some shitty tech company anymore. 141 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,979 Okay. And the problem is? 142 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,814 The problem is I never had the balls 143 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,350 to just go and quit myself. 144 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,886 I had to fuck up again and again to just realize 145 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,155 I hated that job. 146 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,090 Everybody hates call centers. 147 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,191 It's whatever. 148 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,425 It is whatever. 149 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,428 Right now, you should take everything you're feeling 150 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,064 and focus it on your writing. 151 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,899 Create something out of all your frustration. 152 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,203 No, no, no... Don't lecture me about my writing, okay? 153 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,671 I get that enough from my mother. 154 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,274 I wasn't going to say anything more. 155 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,410 You know what you're just as bad at nagging as she is. 156 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,513 I swear two Tauruses raising a kid should be a crime. 157 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,748 I beg your pardon? 158 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,618 Nothing Uncle Walton. 159 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,622 Why must you insist on putting "uncle" in front of my name... 160 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,258 when you're either annoyed with me or want something? 161 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,294 Oh shit. You figured me out didn't you? 162 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,631 You're not that hard of a puzzle to crack nephew. 163 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,272 You're just annoyed with yourself 164 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,908 because you lost another meaningless job. 165 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,913 Now where did your little friend get off to? 166 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,780 Huh? 167 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:49,949 Shit! 168 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,612 Ow! Wow! Hey-hey! 169 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,848 Ow... Why? 170 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:27,287 I should really stop smoking and running. Ow... 171 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,996 Hey! Hey, Tree-Flower... 172 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:38,998 Are you hungry? 173 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,668 No, I don't know but... Ow... 174 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,008 I don't know what exactly we're doing. 175 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,345 I take it this means shut up. 176 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,788 Okay, I'm gonna go inside... 177 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,726 So you want me here, okay. 178 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,464 That was really nice... 179 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,394 Uncle Walton, I don't think you're going to believe me 180 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,396 but I just had the strangest dream. 181 00:19:58,831 --> 00:19:59,966 What was that David? 182 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,135 Nothing... 183 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:09,175 Nothing. I just thought... It's nothing. 184 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,544 You look pretty... 185 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,481 Um... You never gave me your name. 186 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,916 It's Sera - short for Seraphim. 187 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:17,850 You spoke to her? 188 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,988 No. We did this very ancient technique of communication 189 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,390 called writing. 190 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,892 Oh. 191 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,365 She's special Dave, not slow. 192 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:35,602 How? 193 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,005 Because some people choose not to speak. 194 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,077 It's been a very strange day... 195 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,714 I had this really weird dream 196 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,682 which I think might have been real. 197 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,386 I'm sure it'll all make sense as the day goes on. 198 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:58,358 It's not every day we have an Earth Mother surfacing. 199 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,060 Earth Mother? 200 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,096 Wha..! What the what? 201 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,636 Alright. Alright! 202 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,072 Gosh you're pushy! 203 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,909 Where should I begin? 204 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,212 Dave, you and I have talked quite a bit 205 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,914 about magick over the years. 206 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,783 Not this bullshit again. 207 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,118 Why did you just hit me? 208 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,620 You - you crazy witch. 209 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,956 Stop insulting her kind. 210 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,257 What? Witch? 211 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,091 Yes! 212 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,728 It's like calling all Muslims terrorist. 213 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,398 How does that have anything to do with this? 214 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,633 Your friend... 215 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,669 No! She... she's not my friend. 216 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:48,408 Sera is not like us, she's special and very different. 217 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,077 And, it's her calling to be the Earth Mother. 218 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,683 I'm not even going to ask. 219 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,151 Stop asking questions... 220 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,254 Just let the information seep into your consciousness. 221 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,958 You're confusing your instincts 222 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,695 but you know this to be true. 223 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,097 You can feel it. 224 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,033 You were born to meet her. 225 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,042 So we were meant to meet in front of the Green Belt...? 226 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,313 You two are both insane 227 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,616 and you deserve one another. I'm out of here. 228 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:30,450 Sit! 229 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,184 What the fuck? 230 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:34,954 You're going to listen this time... 231 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:43,830 Magick is real and it's all around us. 232 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,567 It's what we call wild magick. 233 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,970 Now those who can manipulate it are called witches. 234 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,805 Some have other names, and 235 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,574 some choose other beliefs. 236 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,077 But all in all, you are from a race of people 237 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,880 who have passed along many gifts to their children. 238 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,083 You know, this is why my mom wanted me to stop 239 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,185 coming over here. Not because you were gay, 240 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,387 but because of this devil worshipping bullshit. 241 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,989 Not now! 242 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,525 I know he doesn't get it. 243 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,326 But he will in time. 244 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:18,565 Trust him. I promise. 245 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:20,567 Let me go! 246 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,400 No! 247 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,170 You, whether you like it or not 248 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,773 are a speeding bullet headed toward one destination. 249 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,174 And what the hell is that? 250 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,677 You're asking the wrong question. 251 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:33,179 I can't help you with this one. 252 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,182 You're going to have to make a choice 253 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:39,085 and either accept it or not. 254 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:44,356 The minute that I can get off this couch, I'm gone. 255 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,360 So until then, until you start telling me the goddamn truth, 256 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,229 if you don't tell me the goddamn truth, 257 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,899 I will never see you again. I promise you that. 258 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,433 Why are you acting this way? 259 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,303 Because I am tired of bullshit Uncle Walton! 260 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,744 I got fired from my job today 261 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:10,082 and all I want to do is go home and fry my brain out with weed. 262 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,791 What happened to you? 263 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:26,666 Nothing happened. I've always been this way. 264 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:33,940 "Magic" isn't real... 265 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,308 and I'm tired of you trying to make me believe in it. 266 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,588 Thank you. 267 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,124 She's going with you. 268 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,493 Excuse me? 269 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,030 I brought her here so 270 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,267 I did. I made her a dress. 271 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,674 Now I've prepared y'all the best that I can. 272 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,643 However, this journey is for you two to discover. 273 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,378 "You are killing me smalls!" 274 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:16,048 No I am not. I have plans to prepare for. 275 00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:20,352 Now she has a rendezvous with a coven of Witches. 276 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,488 They will protect her until she goes home. 277 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:23,856 Oh...! 278 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,193 This will tell you when and where to meet them. 279 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,199 This is my address. 280 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,835 You gave a bunch of crazy witches my address? 281 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,038 What am I supposed to do until 4pm? 282 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,140 I don't know Dave... 283 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,475 Maybe do something creative instead of complaining? 284 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,345 Whatever... 285 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,182 Now you take care of yourself. 286 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,083 Come on! 287 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:58,057 He takes after his father who is a ripe old asshole. 288 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,526 He has a good heart. 289 00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:03,696 He'll figure it all out. He just needs a little extra time. 290 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,609 We're here. 291 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,834 The bathroom is over there. 292 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:21,453 Hey dude... I'm here to get some... 293 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,855 Ow! Ah! 294 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,456 Oh, oh... 295 00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:27,426 Jesus you scared me. Ah... 296 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,361 Shit, you scared me. 297 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:34,800 Uh... Hey, ah, I'm sorry. Hey... Hi... Oh, I'm sorry. 298 00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:38,504 Oh... I saw Dave's truck. Oh my god... 299 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,140 Phew... He takes naps. 300 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,976 I thought he was napping. Oh my god... 301 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:46,946 Are you... you a friend of Dave? 302 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,850 Okay... yeah, cool man. Um... Shit... 303 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,453 Uh... you wanna, you wanna smoke some weed? 304 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,324 I'm sure Dave won't mind... 305 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:01,493 I've known Dave for years. 306 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,495 He always gets the best shit from Colorado. 307 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:05,864 You live in an apartment here? 308 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,635 Oh, no-no-no. I wouldn't smell that. 309 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:11,470 Here let me show ya. 310 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,577 Yeah? Alright. 311 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,412 Breathe in. 312 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,021 I take it you dig it, huh? Yeah... right on! 313 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,192 You don't say much, huh? 314 00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:43,369 You wanna get some fresh air before we hot box this room? 315 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,603 Yeah... right on! 316 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:58,850 Man, I always said Dave lucked out getting a great view here. 317 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:07,126 You look familiar to me, like we've met before. 318 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,232 Well this is different. 319 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:31,050 Oh Cody, you're here and smoking my weed, of course. 320 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,219 I really should start locking my door. 321 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:34,653 He's awake! 322 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,056 Getting over one of your sad clown moments? 323 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,557 Fuck you. 324 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:39,758 Touchy? 325 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,328 Dude, I lost my job today. 326 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,130 Yeesh. That blows. 327 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,165 You most certainly need this more than I do. 328 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:48,500 Thank you. 329 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:55,007 Whose your uh... lady friend? 330 00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,446 I don't know. Some girl named Sera. 331 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:06,085 I tried to drop her off at Walton's... 332 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:08,920 but, he was doing some weird magical bullshit. 333 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,423 This lady knows your cooky guncle? 334 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:13,325 Guncle? 335 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,594 You know, gay uncle. Duh, it's a thing. 336 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,997 To this day, I still don't know why we're friends. 337 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,001 Just know that my uncle is a weird fucking dude. 338 00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,537 Well I could have told you that,I mean this is the guy 339 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:28,040 who tried to invite me to one of his "sex magick" ceremonies. 340 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,609 What? You never told me that. 341 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,878 Yes I did, well, I tried. 342 00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,680 It was one of the first times I met him. 343 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,184 Whatever... All I know is that 344 00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:39,318 I lost my job and now 345 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,387 I have to chaperone some hippy- dippy broad everywhere 346 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,455 Honestly dude, I spaced the moment 347 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,057 he started talking about magick. 348 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,193 It's always something otherworldly with him 349 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,394 and it creeps me out. 350 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,296 Well it's 'cause he's a Wizard, duh. 351 00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:52,531 No he's not. 352 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:53,799 Yes he is. 353 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,535 Not like a Gandalf you shall not pass wizard, 354 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,537 but like, you know, a gay man, magical powers 355 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,572 who meditates all the fucking time. 356 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:02,508 What? 357 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:05,544 Dude... 358 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,379 I wrote a paper in undergrad... 359 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,248 you know occult histories, gay culture, 360 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:11,217 typically they were called shamans or healers. 361 00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:14,353 I think everyone has taken a leap 362 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:16,088 towards the deep edge of insanity. 363 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:17,989 Calm down and smoke. 364 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,993 Witches and wizards are two sides of the same coin. 365 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,530 It doesn't matter if you're a man or woman - 366 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,432 you choose the path in front of you. 367 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,000 Gay men were called wizards because they were guardians 368 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,035 of the female magick, 369 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:31,203 Earth Magick. 370 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,572 Where did you learn all of this? 371 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,374 Books, duh. 372 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,009 But you don't actually believe it all, right? 373 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,511 Um, I mean when I was a kid, 374 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:42,013 it was the only thing that got me through hating myself. 375 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:44,550 So yes, I do believe in magick. 376 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:47,353 Whatever. 377 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,789 Look at this goddess sitting on your deck 378 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,291 doing lord knows what. 379 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,360 I think it's called meditating. 380 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,296 I don't know... My uncle said she's the Earth Mother 381 00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:58,364 or something. 382 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,932 Seriously?! Shut up! 383 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,769 Yeah... What? Does that mean something? 384 00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:07,206 The legend that Mother Earth's spirit can travel into a person 385 00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,308 for a single day every 100 years... 386 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,710 There's a theory people used to covet her beauty 387 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:12,778 and everlasting youth, 388 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:13,945 so much so that 389 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,247 when the Catholic Church was formed, 390 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,815 they slapped a dick on her image... 391 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,117 and called her Jesus, just to change her story. 392 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,287 I watched this zeitgeist documentary on mushrooms; 393 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:22,254 totally blew my mind. 394 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,655 It's like this whole world was 395 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,123 built on making women look bad 396 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,992 just so a few men can control everything. 397 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,996 You're just as crazy as my uncle... 398 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,098 I told you to stop taking acid. 399 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,400 It's not the drugs. 400 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:35,334 Whatever... 401 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,237 Look a bunch of "witches" are suppose to be here at four. 402 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,739 Seriously? Oh my god! 403 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,013 What are you doing? 404 00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:49,748 Dude! A bunch of witches are coming 405 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:50,949 to our apartment complex. 406 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:51,850 I'm most certainly not gonna look like 407 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:52,918 I just got off a morning shift 408 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,686 of a fuckin' hipster taco truck. 409 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:57,789 Well I'm not going to deal with any more of this crap, so 410 00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,192 Do yourself a favor and go on a fucking adventure. 411 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,927 If she has one day on this planet, 412 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,029 come on, what do we have to loose? 413 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:07,666 Fuck it... 414 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,167 You say that magick is real 415 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,337 and that my gay uncle is some sort of wizard 416 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,840 I can't even keep a straight face saying that. 417 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:19,611 Who knows maybe there's some truth to this after all. 418 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,316 That's the Dave I know and love. 419 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:34,560 Don't you just feel that Earth Magick, love? 420 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:12,624 Hey! Hey! What are you doing? It's okay! It's okay! 421 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,325 Ow! What? 422 00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:14,626 Is she in heat, dude? 423 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,661 Not helping. 424 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:31,076 You wanna open door? Yeah, okay. 425 00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:34,680 How'd you not know that was going to happen? 426 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:18,356 Fuck that noise. 427 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,191 Who'd she fucking think she is? 428 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:24,463 Oh... Fucking cheetah. 429 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:26,698 Bullshit. Bullshit. 430 00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:39,911 Get the fuck off of me! 431 00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:41,513 Get off! 432 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:42,481 Hey! 433 00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,683 You cannot go just tackling people 434 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:45,584 whenever you want to. 435 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,385 ... fuck do you think you are bitch? 436 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,893 Little one, you're away from your pack! 437 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,998 Snip. Snip. 438 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:05,003 I thought we killed you and your litter 439 00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:06,572 A long time ago. 440 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,007 Nope. Now quiet all of you, 441 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,842 I don't want to hear a peep out of any of you. 442 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,043 Cover your ears! 443 00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:14,713 Their words can infect and compel you to do things. 444 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,548 Who the fuck are you people?! 445 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:17,716 Quiet! 446 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,518 Now listen up ladies! 447 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:21,587 I ban you from harming us 448 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,722 And banish you from this place. 449 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,783 Where the hell you going?! 450 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,924 If you leave they'll snatch you up and gut you. 451 00:40:59,124 --> 00:40:59,791 Fuck you. 452 00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:03,962 Name's Vera. Nice to meet ya too, hun. 453 00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:10,602 Vera? 454 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:12,470 Shit... 455 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,575 Is that you? 456 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,009 Hey Dave... 457 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:19,945 Dude you know this witch chick too? 458 00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:20,946 Just shut up? 459 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:24,850 Let me guess... 460 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:26,585 You're part of this whole witch coven 461 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:27,853 coming to meet us as well? 462 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:29,521 Bingo. 463 00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:31,990 Uncle mother-fuckin' Walton... 464 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,827 Fucking told you he was a Wizard, man. 465 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,263 Mm-hm, mm-hm... 466 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,602 Are you guys done with whatever this is? 467 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,837 Do I need to remind you that there are three crones 468 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,338 just waiting for us to slip up? 469 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,708 First chance they get they're going to snatch one of us up 470 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,476 and filet our skin for breakfast. 471 00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:18,356 Guys, wanna go inside and chill? 472 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,359 I mean at least we could smoke herb. 473 00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:30,368 What the fuck are we doing here, Vera? 474 00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:33,671 Wow, straight to the punch, huh, Dave? 475 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,341 What's it been like ten years plus? 476 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,509 Guess you've been counting. 477 00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:40,545 You guys want to let the viewers in on this? 478 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:42,147 It's nothing. 479 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:46,117 Well there's the Dave I know; just shrugging it off. 480 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,452 Fuck you, Vera! 481 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:49,320 Harsh man. 482 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,456 And what about you little dude? 483 00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:54,793 How'd you get wrapped up in all this magical bull-malarkey? 484 00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:57,963 Honestly, I don't know what the fuck is going on. 485 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,165 I just know that if I leave, 486 00:45:00,165 --> 00:45:01,699 those weird crazies are going to kill me. 487 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:04,135 Okay and what's your name? 488 00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:07,205 Most people call me Warren. 489 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:12,077 Yeah and I'm a fifteen year old twink with daddy issues. 490 00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:13,678 You don't have to say your real name here. 491 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,316 I'm a fry cook for a over glorified taco truck. 492 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:19,517 They call me Cody. 493 00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:26,892 You guys... obviously I am the only one here 494 00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:29,260 that's seen all the John Hughes' films? 495 00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,697 Like this is totally our 'Breakfast Club' moment. 496 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,767 God damn! 497 00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:40,038 It's like I'm a camp counselor for fat camp 498 00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:42,340 and I'm telling kids exercise is fun! 499 00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:44,843 Come on get up get off your lazy asses! 500 00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:46,878 Come on! Come on dude! 501 00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:05,030 So now that we know you two know each other... Spill! 502 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,802 Dave and I grew up together. 503 00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:13,939 His Uncle Walton was my foster dad 504 00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:16,641 and I've been away from Austin for like ten years. 505 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:19,310 Give or take five, but who's counting? 506 00:46:19,644 --> 00:46:20,879 Obviously you. 507 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:23,982 You fucking left Vera when shit got bad. 508 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,952 You weren't there when my parents divorced. 509 00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:28,820 You weren't there for anything... 510 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,822 I told you I was sorry in my note. 511 00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:32,991 Like it mattered... back then. 512 00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,459 That was harsh. 513 00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:37,996 Sorry dude, but I don't even know her, 514 00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,397 and I can tell she's trying. 515 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,267 Who the fuck are you again? 516 00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:43,902 Dave, leave the kid alone. 517 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,404 No. He wants to chime in, so chime in. 518 00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:47,906 Who the fuck are you really? 519 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:49,640 How do we know you're not part of this 520 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,109 Whole goddamn nightmare? 521 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,811 I'm just as lost as y'all. 522 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,513 Look... 523 00:46:55,947 --> 00:46:58,783 I got this note saying to be here at 4pm... 524 00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:00,585 And I just showed up 525 00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:02,253 because I didn't have anything better to do. 526 00:47:02,787 --> 00:47:03,754 So... 527 00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:05,690 I, uh... 528 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:14,199 That's a lie I just moved here. 529 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:17,035 I'm lonely... 530 00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,669 and when I got this note, 531 00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:23,942 It gave me an opportunity to finally be a part of something. 532 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:34,685 Can I see that? 533 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,202 Uncle fucking Walton! 534 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:55,640 Do you know anything about this? 535 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,576 I think... 536 00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:01,146 Aren't you supposed to be the deus ex machina of this? 537 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,548 Well it's not like I have a fucking instruction manual. 538 00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:05,883 What are you and Walton up to? 539 00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:08,586 You're not going to like it. 540 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,661 Please tell me there's not a full fucking moon tonight. 541 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:20,398 Bingo... One more you're headed for a triple hitter. 542 00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,668 And uh... You're about to figure out 543 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:26,337 all of Walton's master plan. 544 00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:29,674 You pagan folk and your damn rituals. 545 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:31,909 What's going on? 546 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,080 It looks like we all have to drink 547 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,083 a bunch of weird sludge tea together and trip out. 548 00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,119 Ah... I could just die inside. 549 00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:44,089 I can't do that. 550 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:46,891 Well, it's not like we really have a choice. 551 00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:49,760 Who do you think is really pulling the strings here? 552 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,482 Blessed be Mother Earth, 553 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,517 Blessed be Father Time, 554 00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,286 Blessed be the Universe... 555 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,355 Blessed be Mother Earth, 556 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:51,956 Blessed be Father Time, 557 00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:54,259 Blessed be the Universe... 558 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:43,808 Blessed be Mother Earth, 559 00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:45,643 Blessed be Father Time, 560 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,512 Blessed be the Universe... 561 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:54,252 It's been a long time since we crossed paths. 562 00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:59,657 He actually thinks a wizard of his caliber can stop 563 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:03,828 the Wyrd Sisters from breaking his spell? 564 00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:21,546 This place reeks of Earth Magick. 565 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:46,704 No! No! 566 00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:52,076 No! No! Ooo... 567 00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:13,498 I won't let you corrupt what is meant to come to pass. 568 00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:17,468 Your reign of darkness now comes to an end. 569 00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:26,911 Blessed be Mother Earth, Blessed be the... 570 00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:30,515 Oh no! Blessed be the... No... No! 571 00:52:54,539 --> 00:52:56,374 Blessed be Father Time! 572 00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:07,985 Thank you my children for distracting him. 573 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:15,025 We live to serve and honor you mother. 574 00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:19,997 You may leave me. 575 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:38,349 You can stop your theatrics, wizard. 576 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:42,587 You and I both know.. 577 00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:48,859 You have no power against my magick. 578 00:53:54,265 --> 00:53:57,502 Oh, you seem surprised to see me. 579 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:01,606 It's been a while Hecate. 580 00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:04,775 How dare you speak my name! 581 00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:10,615 Don't make me pull you apart limb from limb... 582 00:54:13,951 --> 00:54:19,857 You humans you're just like insects waiting to be squashed. 583 00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:29,634 You can't stop what has been set in motion. 584 00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:32,136 You can't stop destiny! 585 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:38,242 I am Queen of crones and all wild magick. 586 00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:45,115 You forget... I am destiny! 587 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:51,456 I once worshipped you and called you friend, 588 00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:56,093 but all you did was fill me with lies. 589 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:01,599 I pity you. 590 00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:11,809 You... You had such potential. 591 00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:17,415 You could have been a king of witches. 592 00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:27,024 It seems a shame for me to kill the last of your kind. 593 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,828 I do hate extinction. 594 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,165 There's always another... 595 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,304 And he has chosen to accept his true nature. 596 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:41,672 I can feel it! 597 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:46,210 I have served my purpose. 598 00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:52,783 And he will die too. Yes! 599 00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:58,989 Answer one question. 600 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:07,031 Ask. Ask! 601 00:56:09,467 --> 00:56:13,037 You were Queen of Witches. 602 00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:20,678 Once revered for your wisdom, your beauty... 603 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,216 What corrupted you? 604 00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:32,757 Betrayal! 605 00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:39,183 So, uh... what kind of ritual are we doing? 606 00:58:39,817 --> 00:58:41,819 We're forming a mystical rectangle. 607 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:43,621 What's that? 608 00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:47,291 Uh... it's a sacred gateway ritual. 609 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:49,727 We use items that represent each of the four elements. 610 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,630 We have candles for Fire. 611 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:55,299 We need something for Water. 612 00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:58,302 Oh, something told me to bring this from my place. 613 00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:00,738 Are you sure you're not an empath? 614 00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,907 I don't know sometimes I just know things. 615 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,576 Then why do you never know when to pay me for weed? 616 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,211 I don't know what you're talking about. 617 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:19,223 We have sage and paolo santo for Earth. 618 00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:23,861 For Air we'd usually use a bell, but some 619 00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:27,431 Native American and Mexican cultures use a peace pipe. 620 00:59:32,369 --> 00:59:33,570 Would this work? 621 00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:35,740 Perf... 622 00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:39,744 Alright I guess we're ready to do this. 623 00:59:39,744 --> 00:59:41,245 Oh wait... 624 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:52,456 Oh, wow. So we're like really doing this, huh? 625 00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,191 You scared? 626 00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:56,226 No. 627 00:59:56,861 --> 00:59:58,062 It's okay if you are. 628 00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,265 It takes courage to trip and do magick. 629 01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:05,469 It's not scary necessarily, but 630 01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:07,237 it's definitely weird the first time. 631 01:00:08,739 --> 01:00:10,641 Why do you have to trip to do magic? 632 01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:13,778 Well you don't necessarily, but... 633 01:00:13,778 --> 01:00:17,715 to... have a truly transcendental experience... 634 01:00:17,715 --> 01:00:21,551 to uh... "lift the veil" as it were... 635 01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:24,221 Sometimes a substance can help 636 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:27,491 release the cognitive prison around our consciousness. 637 01:00:28,659 --> 01:00:31,061 Damn. No one's ever explained 638 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,897 psychedelics like that to me before. 639 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,632 Well, I've been around the block a few times. 640 01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:38,669 I wouldn't recommend doing psychedelics regularly. 641 01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:42,006 Especially if you're using them to run away from your problems. 642 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:46,176 Magick makes you pay double, I learned that the hard way. 643 01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:49,413 Like what? 644 01:00:51,515 --> 01:00:55,185 A reminder to... sacrifice your ego. 645 01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:41,811 Blessed be Mother Earth 646 01:04:42,146 --> 01:04:45,515 Blessed be Father Time 647 01:04:45,515 --> 01:04:48,552 Blessed be the Universe. 648 01:04:54,024 --> 01:04:55,993 Blessed be Mother Earth 649 01:04:57,094 --> 01:05:00,197 Blessed be Father Time 650 01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:03,333 Blessed be the Universe. 651 01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:11,708 Blessed be Mother Earth 652 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:15,412 Blessed be Father Time 653 01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:19,449 Blessed be the Universe. 654 01:05:24,788 --> 01:05:27,391 Blessed be Mother Earth 655 01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:31,428 Blessed be Father Time 656 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:34,931 Blessed be the Universe. 657 01:05:39,369 --> 01:05:42,572 Blessed be Mother Earth 658 01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:45,109 Blessed be Father Time 659 01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:49,079 Blessed be the Universe. 660 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:58,222 Blessed be Mother Earth 661 01:05:58,222 --> 01:06:00,757 Blessed be Father Time 662 01:06:02,092 --> 01:06:05,062 Blessed be the Universe. 663 01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:20,077 Don't be afraid my children. 664 01:06:20,277 --> 01:06:21,945 I am not here to hurt you. 665 01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:25,749 Now that you can hear me, 666 01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:29,586 thank you for coming to the edge of the universe with me. 667 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,989 There is nothing here... 668 01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:37,527 as is life's beginning, until you create it. 669 01:06:39,029 --> 01:06:42,466 You are why we, The Tangible Forces - 670 01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:46,670 the mother figure, the father figure, 671 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:52,642 and the universal energy that binds us all, exist. 672 01:06:53,977 --> 01:06:57,481 Each of you has a light bigger than mine. 673 01:06:58,215 --> 01:07:03,620 It may seem hard to understand, but it is in your quest... 674 01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,389 that you will find solace 675 01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:09,226 through creativity's transformation. 676 01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:15,532 I walked for centuries not knowing who I truly was inside 677 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:19,336 It took me millions of years 678 01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:22,572 to simply understand my consciousness. 679 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:28,912 I was trapped inside my body by my own ego. 680 01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:35,685 I created my own children, witches and wizards, 681 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:39,656 guardians of my eternal wisdom and energy. 682 01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:45,529 They protected me and worshipped me... 683 01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:47,531 until they forgot me. 684 01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:52,436 I abandoned them because I was in pain. 685 01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:58,742 The Great Flood came and with it destruction to all my land. 686 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:01,010 I went into hiding 687 01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:05,382 and was forever trapped inside my real body, 688 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:08,218 Mother Earth herself. 689 01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:10,887 When I awoke, 690 01:08:10,887 --> 01:08:15,759 The Queen Crone had raised three daughters of divination. 691 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:20,530 My image had become that of a man, 692 01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:24,201 and I no longer was called mother anymore. 693 01:08:25,535 --> 01:08:29,239 I was abused... by all. 694 01:08:31,741 --> 01:08:34,444 Every hundred years, 695 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:40,650 I would be fed on by my children out of fear and shame. 696 01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:45,322 Each of you give endless worlds life 697 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:48,925 simply by creating them out of nothing. 698 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,562 That is why I exist 699 01:08:53,062 --> 01:08:56,099 so that all my children may one day... 700 01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:59,836 live in a reality to connect 701 01:08:59,836 --> 01:09:01,771 for even a second; 702 01:09:02,939 --> 01:09:06,910 to love, for a moment; 703 01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:11,681 to create life outside of themselves. 704 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:17,321 The Universe is nothing without you. 705 01:09:18,422 --> 01:09:23,860 You breathe existence into the darkness called space. 706 01:09:26,430 --> 01:09:30,033 You must sacrifice your ego and create. 707 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:34,638 Do not stand in your own way because you are afraid. 708 01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:39,443 I am nothing more than belief itself. 709 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:45,048 You were given everything you need at birth my children. 710 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:49,319 It is only Father Time's design 711 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:53,223 for you to figure out the truth inside. 712 01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:59,162 I created you, Earth, in my image. 713 01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:03,300 Then came your sister, Fire, 714 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:06,570 who birthed the land in her eternal flame. 715 01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:10,039 Air cooled the land 716 01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:14,678 and shaped the world in its everlasting bliss. 717 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:22,051 And you, Water, given to me by Father Time. 718 01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:26,189 My protector since I could remember, 719 01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:29,225 you never left my side. 720 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:36,032 Each of you have forgotten the past many times. 721 01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:39,936 Be at peace my children 722 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:42,739 and stop hating yourself 723 01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:47,277 for not knowing who you truly are inside. 724 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:53,082 Infinite Universes sit in the very apex of your mind. 725 01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:58,788 It is your creative energy that replenishes my life force. 726 01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:03,360 It's time for me to leave. 727 01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:08,264 I hope that you may be able to share this message... 728 01:11:09,065 --> 01:11:10,567 Make art... 729 01:11:11,034 --> 01:11:13,036 Tell everyone's story... 730 01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:18,708 and love one another unconditionally. 731 01:11:20,310 --> 01:11:25,148 It is not hard but you make it hard to be happy. 732 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,718 The world is changing 733 01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:31,588 and you must not miss the awakening 734 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:34,458 happening inside all of you. 735 01:11:36,092 --> 01:11:37,827 Listen to us, 736 01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:40,897 The Tangible Forces, 737 01:11:42,566 --> 01:11:45,001 we're always guiding you 738 01:11:45,101 --> 01:11:47,571 from a distance... 739 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:51,941 My Elemental Guardians... 740 01:12:18,134 --> 01:12:19,102 Sera? 741 01:12:20,303 --> 01:12:22,038 Where are you? 742 01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:23,773 No... 743 01:12:24,307 --> 01:12:26,309 Not like last time... 744 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,645 You can't leave me like last time. 745 01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:46,229 Welcome. 746 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:52,636 Hello grandmother. Just in time for dinner. 747 01:12:57,641 --> 01:13:00,410 Can I carve her up this time? 748 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:04,748 I can't wait to have the spinal cord. 749 01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:12,989 How dare you, I'm the elder! 750 01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:15,425 Silence you insolent fools! 751 01:13:16,092 --> 01:13:20,664 I am getting quite tired of your constant bickering! 752 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:30,073 Now, my dear, do put up a struggle for once. 753 01:13:30,574 --> 01:13:32,676 Get her! 754 01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:14,317 No! No! No! No! 755 01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:21,324 Ahhhh!!! Oh it burns! 756 01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:25,328 My eyes feel are melting like a thousand...! 757 01:14:42,912 --> 01:14:47,116 No. My babies! No, my children! 758 01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:51,988 They're all that I had... 759 01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:01,798 Why? 760 01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:03,933 Why?... 761 01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:08,137 Why? Why? Why? 762 01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:15,111 Why if you could destroy us so easily 763 01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:18,447 did you let us consume you? 764 01:15:19,482 --> 01:15:22,151 I don't understand. 765 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,054 Why? 766 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:30,059 Why did you abandon me? 767 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,044 You... 768 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:51,748 You sacrificed yourself so I could live. 769 01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:58,021 You allowed me to bring darkness into this world... 770 01:16:00,323 --> 01:16:04,694 So that you, you could bring your light. 771 01:16:09,098 --> 01:16:12,936 I always loved you mother. I... 772 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:24,748 My time has come hasn't it? 773 01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:16,860 It's okay. 774 01:18:18,627 --> 01:18:19,896 It's okay I'm not mad. 775 01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:23,967 I know now and I understand. 776 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,005 I am not your child. 777 01:18:29,906 --> 01:18:31,707 You and I created this world. 778 01:18:32,809 --> 01:18:35,378 I was just too stubborn to see past my own ego 779 01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:37,646 and understand the entire truth of all that. 780 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,775 Star-crossed lovers who made this world in our image. 781 01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:53,469 A-ahhh! 782 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:07,983 Ahhhhhhhh!!! 783 01:23:58,234 --> 01:24:02,671 After centuries of depression, locked away in the ocean, 784 01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:05,374 I washed up one day on an unfamiliar coast. 785 01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:08,544 You were gone. 786 01:24:09,912 --> 01:24:12,548 I lost my self and couldn't see past my own ignorance. 787 01:24:15,084 --> 01:24:17,520 I've died and been born again so many times, 788 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:21,190 but it wasn't until now that I truly understood who I was. 789 01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:26,862 Until this life... 790 01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:30,399 this day, this moment between us. 791 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,815 You're not coming back are you? 792 01:26:34,823 --> 01:26:36,292 I hope Dave's okay... 793 01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:37,860 there's a lot of crap in this green belt. 794 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:42,465 Why don't you ask him? 795 01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:46,635 Dude! Where have you been? 796 01:26:56,745 --> 01:26:58,681 God, I'm fucking exhausted. 797 01:27:22,037 --> 01:27:23,105 She's left. 798 01:27:28,711 --> 01:27:30,713 I just want to thank you guys for everything. 799 01:27:32,114 --> 01:27:33,416 I love all of you. 800 01:27:33,849 --> 01:27:34,950 We know. 801 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:39,555 You were right Cody. 802 01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:41,223 About what? 803 01:27:41,557 --> 01:27:42,858 Magick is real. 804 01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:44,860 I'm sorry dude. 805 01:27:45,361 --> 01:27:46,429 Don't worry about it dude. 806 01:27:46,429 --> 01:27:49,465 I mean, I am the next Earth Wizard. 807 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:56,572 And I should head back... 808 01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:58,140 It's Monday and... 809 01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:00,142 I'm already going to miss my first class of the day. 810 01:28:00,409 --> 01:28:01,477 You go to UT? 811 01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:04,647 Yeah I just transferred in from the New School in New York. 812 01:28:06,048 --> 01:28:08,050 I'm sure we'll all see each other again. 813 01:28:08,484 --> 01:28:09,618 Let me give you a ride. 814 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,620 You don't have to I can take the bus. 815 01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,990 Come on we'll get tacos from my work; it's along the way. 816 01:28:15,558 --> 01:28:16,425 Sure. 817 01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:37,780 You okay? 818 01:28:44,753 --> 01:28:46,355 Walton wanted you to have this. 819 01:28:57,866 --> 01:29:02,037 I can feel my magick inside of it... growing. 820 01:29:03,271 --> 01:29:06,609 Use it wisely, you never know where it might take you. 821 01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:11,514 Dave there's something I should tell you about Walton... 822 01:29:11,514 --> 01:29:12,615 It's okay. 823 01:29:14,717 --> 01:29:15,851 I know. 824 01:29:19,287 --> 01:29:20,523 Magick, man... 825 01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:25,861 I can feel it speaking to me. 826 01:29:26,795 --> 01:29:27,830 Bingo. 827 01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:29,965 Welcome to the club. 828 01:29:44,813 --> 01:29:45,981 I know... 829 01:29:46,515 --> 01:29:47,983 but the road's calling my name. 830 01:29:49,017 --> 01:29:50,519 Just know you've always got a home. 831 01:29:52,154 --> 01:29:53,255 Thanks Dave. 832 01:29:58,360 --> 01:29:59,595 Do you want some company? 833 01:30:03,499 --> 01:30:06,535 I mean I don't know about you but I don't have a job; 834 01:30:08,203 --> 01:30:09,905 The love of my life... 835 01:30:11,173 --> 01:30:13,108 well lives... Just vanished. 836 01:30:14,209 --> 01:30:15,544 I think the last thing I want to do 837 01:30:15,544 --> 01:30:17,345 is be alone with magick right now. 838 01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:25,187 So I guess what I'm asking is uh... 839 01:30:28,290 --> 01:30:30,192 Will you be my Jedi master? 840 01:30:34,196 --> 01:30:36,031 I don't know Dave, you might slow me down. 841 01:30:36,799 --> 01:30:38,767 Yeah? We'll see about that. 842 01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:49,545 Fuck it. 843 01:30:49,545 --> 01:30:50,713 You have a truck right? 844 01:30:51,313 --> 01:30:52,581 Do you have a license? 845 01:30:53,215 --> 01:30:54,249 Oops. 846 01:30:54,983 --> 01:30:55,984 Come on. 847 01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:02,558 What's our first adventure? 848 01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,760 Oh my gosh, what is our first adventure? 849 01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:06,294 I think it takes place in Canada. 850 01:31:06,762 --> 01:31:08,931 Oh, some cold would be nice again. 851 01:31:08,931 --> 01:31:09,832 Right! 852 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:10,733 Seriously. 853 01:31:11,767 --> 01:31:12,935 Seriously. 60578

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