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Oh my word!
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My stars...
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Dammit Joy, you made me
drop my magick stick!
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Quiet you blundering ninnies.
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Sorry sister.
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I think she knows who we are.
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Oh...!
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Don't be afraid little one
we just want to help you.
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We inherited your magick
from mother.
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Don't run from us.
You'll tarnish the meat!
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I am past.
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I am future.
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And I am present.
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We are the Wyrd Sisters.
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We were created in
Father Time's image.
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Ooo... Son of a bitch!
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Oh Sister!
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Shit!
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Shit! um...
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Oh god... I'm Dave. I didn't...
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Hey. I didn't see you.
Are you okay?
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I'm David, by the way,
my friends call me Dave.
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I just said that to you. Hello?
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Hey! Hey... hippy chick,
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I know you don't know me, but
some word of advice, You...
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You need clothes.
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Why aren't you talking?
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What the hell is that noise?
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Hey, Wait, wait...
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This is why I need to
stop waking and baking
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in the morning.
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Jesus! Okay... Huh, dammit...
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You can't be in there. Okay?
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You gotta come out. You can't...
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What the hell is that noise?
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Ow, ow! What, what? Stop
hitting me... Stop hitting me!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
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I'm sorry. Hey-hey-hey...
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I'm not gonna hurt you.
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Hey can you look at me?
Can you look at me?
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Is something wrong?
Something's wrong? Yeah?
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You need to get out of here?
Need to get out of here? Okay.
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Something's wrong. I'm sorry.
I'm a big idiot.
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I don't know. Right? No?
Okay. You need...
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What, what? Okay. Leave?
Leave...?
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Leave... Okay, yeah, alright
just put this on first.
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I guess that's... Yeah...
Okay... We're leaving.
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We're leaving. Leaving...
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Hey we're going. Okay. Jesus...
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I'm definitely gonna have
to polish up this story
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before I tell people.
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I promise I'm not one
of those creepy dudes...
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that picks up chicks
on the side of the road.
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Shit... Sorry, sorry.
There's a squirrel.
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Ow, ow...! Okay!
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No, we're gonna just leave
that right there, okay?
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It's okay. It's only Dubstep.
Here... look. See?
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Yeah... Yeah everyone
likes Psych Rock.
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So what's your name?
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What does that mean?
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Seriously?
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Hey. Wake up.
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Thought there might be
somebody strange enough to
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actually, understand you.
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No!
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No.
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Hello?
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Shit!
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No, no, no... Barb!
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No, Barb. I'm not
interrupting you.
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I just totally understand.
Just a second...
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No, no no... So you give
it to Mark,right...
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and I'll be there
in ten minutes
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and then we will be fine.
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Barb!
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Yeah, okay.
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Nope, nope... No, no...
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So fucking...
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Yup!
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She's a tree-hugger...
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I swear this town is full
of fucking hippies.
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Oh I wouldn't call her
a hippie; she's something
much more.
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Walton what did I tell you
about sneaking up on me?
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I really can't remember.
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This is a good look on you,
though. Do I get three wishes?
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Ha-ha... Not funny David.
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I don't make fun of you for
looking like a corporate zombie
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from time to time.
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Get a way!
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Who's the nymph?
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The what?
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Oh... her.
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I don't know what her name is
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but she ran out in front
of my truck, naked...
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as I was gonna go
past the Green Belt.
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Peculiar...
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I wonder...?
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Wonder? What?
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You wonder what?
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What?
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Oh, nothing. Come along now.
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Gather your friend
and come inside.
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I have tea set up
and some magic brownies
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fresh from the oven.
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Were you expecting us?
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David, don't ask
stupid questions
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when you already
know the answer.
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But I don't..
I don't know the answer.
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Weird...
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Hey! Stevie Nicks?
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Stevie Nicks?
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Do you want to come inside
and get some tea?
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Does your friend want
something to drink?
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I think she's fine.
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I've got a bunch of new kinds
of teas, what would you like?
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It's a green on green
kind of day uncle.
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Oh, you're smoking too?
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I lost my job today so yeah.
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You did. Ah...
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I was... I was late every day
again this month.
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I mean I get that's not good
that... I mean...
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You should be on time. I don't
know I'm just not an awful...
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Thank you.
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You know what... ?
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I had just gotten that call
right... when...
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Peculiar indeed...
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Well then smoke up
my dear nephew!
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I don't quite need
those devices anymore.
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I have an elevated palate.
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Bullshit.
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You'll see one day when the
coughing catches up to you.
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You know what really
grinds my gears?
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Please don't let it
be about politics.
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It's not that. I promise I'm
not going to talk about him.
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Thank the goddess!
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Huh, Ha.
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00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,501
What's bothering you, David?
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I'm just kind of glad
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to not be part of some
shitty tech company anymore.
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Okay. And the problem is?
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The problem is I never
had the balls
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to just go and quit myself.
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I had to fuck up again
and again to just realize
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I hated that job.
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00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,090
Everybody hates call centers.
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It's whatever.
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It is whatever.
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Right now, you should take
everything you're feeling
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and focus it on your writing.
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Create something out of
all your frustration.
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No, no, no... Don't lecture
me about my writing, okay?
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I get that enough
from my mother.
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00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,274
I wasn't going to
say anything more.
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00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,410
You know what you're just
as bad at nagging as she is.
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I swear two Tauruses raising
a kid should be a crime.
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I beg your pardon?
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Nothing Uncle Walton.
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00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,622
Why must you insist on putting
"uncle" in front of my name...
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when you're either annoyed
with me or want something?
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00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,294
Oh shit. You figured
me out didn't you?
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00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,631
You're not that hard of
a puzzle to crack nephew.
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You're just annoyed
with yourself
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because you lost another
meaningless job.
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Now where did your little
friend get off to?
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Huh?
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Shit!
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Ow! Wow! Hey-hey!
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Ow... Why?
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I should really stop smoking
and running. Ow...
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Hey! Hey, Tree-Flower...
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Are you hungry?
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No, I don't know but... Ow...
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I don't know what
exactly we're doing.
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I take it this means shut up.
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Okay, I'm gonna go inside...
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So you want me here, okay.
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That was really nice...
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Uncle Walton, I don't think
you're going to believe me
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but I just had
the strangest dream.
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What was that David?
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Nothing...
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Nothing. I just thought...
It's nothing.
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You look pretty...
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Um... You never
gave me your name.
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It's Sera - short for Seraphim.
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You spoke to her?
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No. We did this very ancient
technique of communication
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called writing.
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00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,892
Oh.
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She's special Dave, not slow.
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How?
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Because some people
choose not to speak.
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It's been a very strange day...
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I had this really
weird dream
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which I think might
have been real.
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I'm sure it'll all make
sense as the day goes on.
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It's not every day we have
an Earth Mother surfacing.
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Earth Mother?
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Wha..! What the what?
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Alright. Alright!
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Gosh you're pushy!
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Where should I begin?
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Dave, you and I have
talked quite a bit
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about magick over the years.
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Not this bullshit again.
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Why did you just hit me?
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You - you crazy witch.
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00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,956
Stop insulting her kind.
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What? Witch?
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Yes!
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It's like calling
all Muslims terrorist.
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How does that have anything
to do with this?
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Your friend...
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No! She... she's not my friend.
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Sera is not like us, she's
special and very different.
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And, it's her calling
to be the Earth Mother.
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I'm not even going to ask.
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Stop asking questions...
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Just let the information
seep into your consciousness.
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00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,958
You're confusing your instincts
222
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,695
but you know this to be true.
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You can feel it.
224
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You were born to meet her.
225
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,042
So we were meant to meet in
front of the Green Belt...?
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00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,313
You two are both insane
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00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,616
and you deserve one another.
I'm out of here.
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00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:30,450
Sit!
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What the fuck?
230
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:34,954
You're going to
listen this time...
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Magick is real and
it's all around us.
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It's what we call wild magick.
233
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,970
Now those who can manipulate
it are called witches.
234
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,805
Some have other names, and
235
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,574
some choose other beliefs.
236
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,077
But all in all, you are
from a race of people
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who have passed along many
gifts to their children.
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You know, this is why
my mom wanted me to stop
239
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,185
coming over here.
Not because you were gay,
240
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,387
but because of this devil
worshipping bullshit.
241
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,989
Not now!
242
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,525
I know he doesn't get it.
243
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,326
But he will in time.
244
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:18,565
Trust him. I promise.
245
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:20,567
Let me go!
246
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,400
No!
247
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,170
You, whether you like it or not
248
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,773
are a speeding bullet headed
toward one destination.
249
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,174
And what the hell is that?
250
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,677
You're asking the
wrong question.
251
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:33,179
I can't help you with this one.
252
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,182
You're going to have
to make a choice
253
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:39,085
and either accept it
or not.
254
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:44,356
The minute that I can get
off this couch, I'm gone.
255
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,360
So until then, until you start
telling me the goddamn truth,
256
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,229
if you don't tell me
the goddamn truth,
257
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,899
I will never see you again.
I promise you that.
258
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,433
Why are you acting this way?
259
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,303
Because I am tired of
bullshit Uncle Walton!
260
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,744
I got fired from my job today
261
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:10,082
and all I want to do is go home
and fry my brain out with weed.
262
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,791
What happened to you?
263
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:26,666
Nothing happened. I've always
been this way.
264
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:33,940
"Magic" isn't real...
265
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,308
and I'm tired of you trying
to make me believe in it.
266
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,588
Thank you.
267
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,124
She's going with you.
268
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,493
Excuse me?
269
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,030
I brought her here so
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00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,267
I did. I made her a dress.
271
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,674
Now I've prepared y'all
the best that I can.
272
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,643
However, this journey is
for you two to discover.
273
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,378
"You are killing me smalls!"
274
00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:16,048
No I am not. I have
plans to prepare for.
275
00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:20,352
Now she has a rendezvous
with a coven of Witches.
276
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,488
They will protect her
until she goes home.
277
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:23,856
Oh...!
278
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,193
This will tell you when
and where to meet them.
279
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,199
This is my address.
280
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,835
You gave a bunch of
crazy witches my address?
281
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,038
What am I supposed
to do until 4pm?
282
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,140
I don't know Dave...
283
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,475
Maybe do something creative
instead of complaining?
284
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,345
Whatever...
285
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,182
Now you take care of yourself.
286
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,083
Come on!
287
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:58,057
He takes after his father
who is a ripe old asshole.
288
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,526
He has a good heart.
289
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:03,696
He'll figure it all out. He just
needs a little extra time.
290
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,609
We're here.
291
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,834
The bathroom is over there.
292
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:21,453
Hey dude...
I'm here to get some...
293
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,855
Ow! Ah!
294
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,456
Oh, oh...
295
00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:27,426
Jesus you scared me. Ah...
296
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,361
Shit, you scared me.
297
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:34,800
Uh... Hey, ah, I'm sorry.
Hey... Hi... Oh, I'm sorry.
298
00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:38,504
Oh... I saw Dave's truck.
Oh my god...
299
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,140
Phew... He takes naps.
300
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,976
I thought he was napping.
Oh my god...
301
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:46,946
Are you... you a
friend of Dave?
302
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,850
Okay... yeah, cool man.
Um... Shit...
303
00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,453
Uh... you wanna, you wanna
smoke some weed?
304
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,324
I'm sure Dave won't mind...
305
00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:01,493
I've known Dave for years.
306
00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,495
He always gets the best
shit from Colorado.
307
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:05,864
You live in an apartment here?
308
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,635
Oh, no-no-no.
I wouldn't smell that.
309
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:11,470
Here let me show ya.
310
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,577
Yeah? Alright.
311
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,412
Breathe in.
312
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,021
I take it you dig it, huh?
Yeah... right on!
313
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,192
You don't say much, huh?
314
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:43,369
You wanna get some fresh air
before we hot box this room?
315
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,603
Yeah... right on!
316
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:58,850
Man, I always said Dave lucked
out getting a great view here.
317
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:07,126
You look familiar to me,
like we've met before.
318
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,232
Well this is different.
319
00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:31,050
Oh Cody, you're here and
smoking my weed, of course.
320
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,219
I really should start
locking my door.
321
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:34,653
He's awake!
322
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,056
Getting over one of
your sad clown moments?
323
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,557
Fuck you.
324
00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:39,758
Touchy?
325
00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,328
Dude, I lost
my job today.
326
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,130
Yeesh. That blows.
327
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,165
You most certainly need
this more than I do.
328
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:48,500
Thank you.
329
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:55,007
Whose your uh... lady friend?
330
00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,446
I don't know. Some girl
named Sera.
331
00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:06,085
I tried to drop her
off at Walton's...
332
00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:08,920
but, he was doing some
weird magical bullshit.
333
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,423
This lady knows
your cooky guncle?
334
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:13,325
Guncle?
335
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,594
You know, gay uncle.
Duh, it's a thing.
336
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,997
To this day, I still don't
know why we're friends.
337
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,001
Just know that my uncle
is a weird fucking dude.
338
00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,537
Well I could have told you
that,I mean this is the guy
339
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:28,040
who tried to invite me to one
of his "sex magick" ceremonies.
340
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,609
What? You never told me that.
341
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,878
Yes I did, well, I tried.
342
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,680
It was one of the first
times I met him.
343
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,184
Whatever... All I know is that
344
00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:39,318
I lost my job and now
345
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,387
I have to chaperone some hippy-
dippy broad everywhere
346
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,455
Honestly dude, I spaced
the moment
347
00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,057
he started talking about magick.
348
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,193
It's always something
otherworldly with him
349
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,394
and it creeps me out.
350
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,296
Well it's 'cause
he's a Wizard, duh.
351
00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:52,531
No he's not.
352
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:53,799
Yes he is.
353
00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,535
Not like a Gandalf
you shall not pass wizard,
354
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,537
but like, you know,
a gay man, magical powers
355
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,572
who meditates all
the fucking time.
356
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:02,508
What?
357
00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:05,544
Dude...
358
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,379
I wrote a paper in undergrad...
359
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,248
you know occult histories,
gay culture,
360
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:11,217
typically they were called
shamans or healers.
361
00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:14,353
I think everyone
has taken a leap
362
00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:16,088
towards the deep
edge of insanity.
363
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:17,989
Calm down and smoke.
364
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,993
Witches and wizards are
two sides of the same coin.
365
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,530
It doesn't matter if
you're a man or woman -
366
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,432
you choose the path
in front of you.
367
00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,000
Gay men were called wizards
because they were guardians
368
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,035
of the female magick,
369
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:31,203
Earth Magick.
370
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,572
Where did you learn
all of this?
371
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,374
Books, duh.
372
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,009
But you don't actually
believe it all, right?
373
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,511
Um, I mean when I was a kid,
374
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:42,013
it was the only thing that
got me through hating myself.
375
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:44,550
So yes, I do believe in magick.
376
00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:47,353
Whatever.
377
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,789
Look at this goddess
sitting on your deck
378
00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,291
doing lord knows what.
379
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,360
I think it's called meditating.
380
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,296
I don't know... My uncle
said she's the Earth Mother
381
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:58,364
or something.
382
00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,932
Seriously?! Shut up!
383
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,769
Yeah... What? Does that
mean something?
384
00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:07,206
The legend that Mother Earth's
spirit can travel into a person
385
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,308
for a single day
every 100 years...
386
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,710
There's a theory people used
to covet her beauty
387
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:12,778
and everlasting youth,
388
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:13,945
so much so that
389
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,247
when the Catholic Church
was formed,
390
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,815
they slapped a dick
on her image...
391
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,117
and called her Jesus,
just to change her story.
392
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,287
I watched this zeitgeist
documentary on mushrooms;
393
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:22,254
totally blew my mind.
394
00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,655
It's like this whole world was
395
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,123
built on making women look bad
396
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,992
just so a few men can
control everything.
397
00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,996
You're just as crazy
as my uncle...
398
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,098
I told you to stop taking acid.
399
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,400
It's not the drugs.
400
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:35,334
Whatever...
401
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,237
Look a bunch of "witches" are
suppose to be here at four.
402
00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,739
Seriously? Oh my god!
403
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,013
What are you doing?
404
00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:49,748
Dude! A bunch of witches
are coming
405
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:50,949
to our apartment complex.
406
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:51,850
I'm most certainly
not gonna look like
407
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:52,918
I just got off a morning shift
408
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,686
of a fuckin' hipster taco truck.
409
00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:57,789
Well I'm not going to deal
with any more of this crap, so
410
00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,192
Do yourself a favor and
go on a fucking adventure.
411
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,927
If she has one day
on this planet,
412
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,029
come on, what do
we have to loose?
413
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:07,666
Fuck it...
414
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,167
You say that magick is real
415
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,337
and that my gay uncle is
some sort of wizard
416
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,840
I can't even keep a
straight face saying that.
417
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:19,611
Who knows maybe there's some
truth to this after all.
418
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,316
That's the Dave
I know and love.
419
00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:34,560
Don't you just feel that
Earth Magick, love?
420
00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:12,624
Hey! Hey! What are you
doing? It's okay! It's okay!
421
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,325
Ow! What?
422
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:14,626
Is she in heat, dude?
423
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,661
Not helping.
424
00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:31,076
You wanna open door?
Yeah, okay.
425
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:34,680
How'd you not know that
was going to happen?
426
00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:18,356
Fuck that noise.
427
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,191
Who'd she fucking think she is?
428
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:24,463
Oh... Fucking cheetah.
429
00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:26,698
Bullshit. Bullshit.
430
00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:39,911
Get the fuck off of me!
431
00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:41,513
Get off!
432
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:42,481
Hey!
433
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,683
You cannot go just
tackling people
434
00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:45,584
whenever you want to.
435
00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,385
... fuck do you think
you are bitch?
436
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,893
Little one, you're away
from your pack!
437
00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,998
Snip. Snip.
438
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:05,003
I thought we killed
you and your litter
439
00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:06,572
A long time ago.
440
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,007
Nope. Now quiet all of you,
441
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,842
I don't want to hear
a peep out of any of you.
442
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,043
Cover your ears!
443
00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:14,713
Their words can infect and
compel you to do things.
444
00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,548
Who the fuck are you people?!
445
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:17,716
Quiet!
446
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,518
Now listen up ladies!
447
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:21,587
I ban you from harming us
448
00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,722
And banish you
from this place.
449
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,783
Where the hell
you going?!
450
00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,924
If you leave they'll snatch
you up and gut you.
451
00:40:59,124 --> 00:40:59,791
Fuck you.
452
00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:03,962
Name's Vera.
Nice to meet ya too, hun.
453
00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:10,602
Vera?
454
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:12,470
Shit...
455
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,575
Is that you?
456
00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,009
Hey Dave...
457
00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:19,945
Dude you know
this witch chick too?
458
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:20,946
Just shut up?
459
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:24,850
Let me guess...
460
00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:26,585
You're part of this
whole witch coven
461
00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:27,853
coming to meet us as well?
462
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:29,521
Bingo.
463
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:31,990
Uncle mother-fuckin' Walton...
464
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,827
Fucking told you he was
a Wizard, man.
465
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,263
Mm-hm, mm-hm...
466
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,602
Are you guys done with
whatever this is?
467
00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,837
Do I need to remind you that
there are three crones
468
00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,338
just waiting for us to slip up?
469
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,708
First chance they get they're
going to snatch one of us up
470
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,476
and filet our skin
for breakfast.
471
00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:18,356
Guys, wanna go inside
and chill?
472
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,359
I mean at least we could
smoke herb.
473
00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:30,368
What the fuck are
we doing here, Vera?
474
00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:33,671
Wow, straight to the punch,
huh, Dave?
475
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,341
What's it been like
ten years plus?
476
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,509
Guess you've been counting.
477
00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:40,545
You guys want to let
the viewers in on this?
478
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:42,147
It's nothing.
479
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:46,117
Well there's the Dave I know;
just shrugging it off.
480
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,452
Fuck you, Vera!
481
00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:49,320
Harsh man.
482
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,456
And what about you little dude?
483
00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:54,793
How'd you get wrapped up in all
this magical bull-malarkey?
484
00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:57,963
Honestly, I don't know
what the fuck is going on.
485
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,165
I just know that if I leave,
486
00:45:00,165 --> 00:45:01,699
those weird crazies are
going to kill me.
487
00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:04,135
Okay and what's your name?
488
00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:07,205
Most people call me Warren.
489
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:12,077
Yeah and I'm a fifteen year
old twink with daddy issues.
490
00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:13,678
You don't have to say
your real name here.
491
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,316
I'm a fry cook for a over
glorified taco truck.
492
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:19,517
They call me Cody.
493
00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:26,892
You guys... obviously
I am the only one here
494
00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:29,260
that's seen all the
John Hughes' films?
495
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,697
Like this is totally our
'Breakfast Club' moment.
496
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,767
God damn!
497
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:40,038
It's like I'm a camp counselor
for fat camp
498
00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:42,340
and I'm telling kids
exercise is fun!
499
00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:44,843
Come on get up get
off your lazy asses!
500
00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:46,878
Come on! Come on dude!
501
00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:05,030
So now that we know you two
know each other... Spill!
502
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,802
Dave and I grew up together.
503
00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:13,939
His Uncle Walton
was my foster dad
504
00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:16,641
and I've been away from
Austin for like ten years.
505
00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:19,310
Give or take five,
but who's counting?
506
00:46:19,644 --> 00:46:20,879
Obviously you.
507
00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:23,982
You fucking left Vera
when shit got bad.
508
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,952
You weren't there
when my parents divorced.
509
00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:28,820
You weren't there
for anything...
510
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,822
I told you I was sorry
in my note.
511
00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:32,991
Like it mattered... back then.
512
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,459
That was harsh.
513
00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:37,996
Sorry dude, but I
don't even know her,
514
00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,397
and I can tell she's trying.
515
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,267
Who the fuck are you again?
516
00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:43,902
Dave, leave
the kid alone.
517
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,404
No. He wants to chime in,
so chime in.
518
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:47,906
Who the fuck
are you really?
519
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:49,640
How do we know
you're not part of this
520
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,109
Whole goddamn nightmare?
521
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,811
I'm just as lost as y'all.
522
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,513
Look...
523
00:46:55,947 --> 00:46:58,783
I got this note saying
to be here at 4pm...
524
00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:00,585
And I just showed up
525
00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:02,253
because I didn't have
anything better to do.
526
00:47:02,787 --> 00:47:03,754
So...
527
00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:05,690
I, uh...
528
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:14,199
That's a lie I just moved here.
529
00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:17,035
I'm lonely...
530
00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,669
and when I got this note,
531
00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:23,942
It gave me an opportunity to
finally be a part of something.
532
00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:34,685
Can I see that?
533
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,202
Uncle fucking Walton!
534
00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:55,640
Do you know anything
about this?
535
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,576
I think...
536
00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:01,146
Aren't you supposed to be the
deus ex machina of this?
537
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,548
Well it's not like I have
a fucking instruction manual.
538
00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:05,883
What are you and Walton up to?
539
00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:08,586
You're not going to like it.
540
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,661
Please tell me there's not
a full fucking moon tonight.
541
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:20,398
Bingo... One more you're
headed for a triple hitter.
542
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,668
And uh...
You're about to figure out
543
00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:26,337
all of Walton's master plan.
544
00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:29,674
You pagan folk and
your damn rituals.
545
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:31,909
What's going on?
546
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,080
It looks like we all
have to drink
547
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,083
a bunch of weird sludge
tea together and trip out.
548
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,119
Ah... I could just die inside.
549
00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:44,089
I can't do that.
550
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:46,891
Well, it's not like we
really have a choice.
551
00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:49,760
Who do you think is really
pulling the strings here?
552
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,482
Blessed be Mother Earth,
553
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,517
Blessed be Father Time,
554
00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,286
Blessed be the Universe...
555
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,355
Blessed be Mother Earth,
556
00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:51,956
Blessed be Father Time,
557
00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:54,259
Blessed be the Universe...
558
00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:43,808
Blessed be Mother Earth,
559
00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:45,643
Blessed be Father Time,
560
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,512
Blessed be the Universe...
561
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:54,252
It's been a long time
since we crossed paths.
562
00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:59,657
He actually thinks a wizard
of his caliber can stop
563
00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:03,828
the Wyrd Sisters from
breaking his spell?
564
00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:21,546
This place reeks
of Earth Magick.
565
00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:46,704
No! No!
566
00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:52,076
No! No! Ooo...
567
00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:13,498
I won't let you corrupt
what is meant to come to pass.
568
00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:17,468
Your reign of darkness
now comes to an end.
569
00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:26,911
Blessed be Mother Earth,
Blessed be the...
570
00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:30,515
Oh no! Blessed be the...
No... No!
571
00:52:54,539 --> 00:52:56,374
Blessed be Father Time!
572
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:07,985
Thank you my children
for distracting him.
573
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:15,025
We live to serve
and honor you mother.
574
00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:19,997
You may leave me.
575
00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:38,349
You can stop
your theatrics, wizard.
576
00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:42,587
You and I both know..
577
00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:48,859
You have no power
against my magick.
578
00:53:54,265 --> 00:53:57,502
Oh, you seem
surprised to see me.
579
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:01,606
It's been a while Hecate.
580
00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:04,775
How dare you
speak my name!
581
00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:10,615
Don't make me pull you apart
limb from limb...
582
00:54:13,951 --> 00:54:19,857
You humans you're just like
insects waiting to be squashed.
583
00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:29,634
You can't stop what
has been set in motion.
584
00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:32,136
You can't stop destiny!
585
00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:38,242
I am Queen of crones
and all wild magick.
586
00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:45,115
You forget... I am destiny!
587
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:51,456
I once worshipped you
and called you friend,
588
00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:56,093
but all you did was
fill me with lies.
589
00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:01,599
I pity you.
590
00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:11,809
You... You had such potential.
591
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:17,415
You could have been
a king of witches.
592
00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:27,024
It seems a shame for me to
kill the last of your kind.
593
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,828
I do hate extinction.
594
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,165
There's always another...
595
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,304
And he has chosen to
accept his true nature.
596
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:41,672
I can feel it!
597
00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:46,210
I have served my purpose.
598
00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:52,783
And he will die too. Yes!
599
00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:58,989
Answer one question.
600
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:07,031
Ask. Ask!
601
00:56:09,467 --> 00:56:13,037
You were Queen of Witches.
602
00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:20,678
Once revered for your wisdom,
your beauty...
603
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,216
What corrupted you?
604
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:32,757
Betrayal!
605
00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:39,183
So, uh... what kind
of ritual are we doing?
606
00:58:39,817 --> 00:58:41,819
We're forming a
mystical rectangle.
607
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:43,621
What's that?
608
00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:47,291
Uh... it's a sacred
gateway ritual.
609
00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:49,727
We use items that represent
each of the four elements.
610
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,630
We have candles for Fire.
611
00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:55,299
We need something for Water.
612
00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:58,302
Oh, something told me
to bring this from my place.
613
00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:00,738
Are you sure
you're not an empath?
614
00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,907
I don't know sometimes
I just know things.
615
00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,576
Then why do you never
know when to pay me for weed?
616
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,211
I don't know what
you're talking about.
617
00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:19,223
We have sage and
paolo santo for Earth.
618
00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:23,861
For Air we'd usually
use a bell, but some
619
00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:27,431
Native American and Mexican
cultures use a peace pipe.
620
00:59:32,369 --> 00:59:33,570
Would this work?
621
00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:35,740
Perf...
622
00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:39,744
Alright I guess
we're ready to do this.
623
00:59:39,744 --> 00:59:41,245
Oh wait...
624
00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:52,456
Oh, wow. So we're like
really doing this, huh?
625
00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,191
You scared?
626
00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:56,226
No.
627
00:59:56,861 --> 00:59:58,062
It's okay if you are.
628
00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,265
It takes courage
to trip and do magick.
629
01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:05,469
It's not scary necessarily, but
630
01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:07,237
it's definitely weird
the first time.
631
01:00:08,739 --> 01:00:10,641
Why do you have
to trip to do magic?
632
01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:13,778
Well you don't
necessarily, but...
633
01:00:13,778 --> 01:00:17,715
to... have a truly
transcendental experience...
634
01:00:17,715 --> 01:00:21,551
to uh... "lift the veil"
as it were...
635
01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:24,221
Sometimes a substance can help
636
01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:27,491
release the cognitive prison
around our consciousness.
637
01:00:28,659 --> 01:00:31,061
Damn. No one's ever explained
638
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,897
psychedelics like
that to me before.
639
01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,632
Well, I've been around
the block a few times.
640
01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:38,669
I wouldn't recommend doing
psychedelics regularly.
641
01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:42,006
Especially if you're using them
to run away from your problems.
642
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:46,176
Magick makes you pay double,
I learned that the hard way.
643
01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:49,413
Like what?
644
01:00:51,515 --> 01:00:55,185
A reminder to...
sacrifice your ego.
645
01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:41,811
Blessed be Mother Earth
646
01:04:42,146 --> 01:04:45,515
Blessed be Father Time
647
01:04:45,515 --> 01:04:48,552
Blessed be the Universe.
648
01:04:54,024 --> 01:04:55,993
Blessed be Mother Earth
649
01:04:57,094 --> 01:05:00,197
Blessed be Father Time
650
01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:03,333
Blessed be the Universe.
651
01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:11,708
Blessed be Mother Earth
652
01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:15,412
Blessed be Father Time
653
01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:19,449
Blessed be the Universe.
654
01:05:24,788 --> 01:05:27,391
Blessed be Mother Earth
655
01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:31,428
Blessed be Father Time
656
01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:34,931
Blessed be the Universe.
657
01:05:39,369 --> 01:05:42,572
Blessed be Mother Earth
658
01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:45,109
Blessed be Father Time
659
01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:49,079
Blessed be the Universe.
660
01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:58,222
Blessed be Mother Earth
661
01:05:58,222 --> 01:06:00,757
Blessed be Father Time
662
01:06:02,092 --> 01:06:05,062
Blessed be the Universe.
663
01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:20,077
Don't be afraid my children.
664
01:06:20,277 --> 01:06:21,945
I am not here to hurt you.
665
01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:25,749
Now that you can hear me,
666
01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:29,586
thank you for coming to the
edge of the universe with me.
667
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,989
There is nothing here...
668
01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:37,527
as is life's beginning,
until you create it.
669
01:06:39,029 --> 01:06:42,466
You are why we,
The Tangible Forces -
670
01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:46,670
the mother figure,
the father figure,
671
01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:52,642
and the universal energy
that binds us all, exist.
672
01:06:53,977 --> 01:06:57,481
Each of you has a light
bigger than mine.
673
01:06:58,215 --> 01:07:03,620
It may seem hard to understand,
but it is in your quest...
674
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,389
that you will find solace
675
01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:09,226
through creativity's
transformation.
676
01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:15,532
I walked for centuries not
knowing who I truly was inside
677
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:19,336
It took me millions of years
678
01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:22,572
to simply understand
my consciousness.
679
01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:28,912
I was trapped inside
my body by my own ego.
680
01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:35,685
I created my own children,
witches and wizards,
681
01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:39,656
guardians of my eternal wisdom
and energy.
682
01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:45,529
They protected me
and worshipped me...
683
01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:47,531
until they forgot me.
684
01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:52,436
I abandoned them because
I was in pain.
685
01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:58,742
The Great Flood came and with
it destruction to all my land.
686
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:01,010
I went into hiding
687
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:05,382
and was forever trapped
inside my real body,
688
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:08,218
Mother Earth herself.
689
01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:10,887
When I awoke,
690
01:08:10,887 --> 01:08:15,759
The Queen Crone had raised
three daughters of divination.
691
01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:20,530
My image had become
that of a man,
692
01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:24,201
and I no longer was
called mother anymore.
693
01:08:25,535 --> 01:08:29,239
I was abused... by all.
694
01:08:31,741 --> 01:08:34,444
Every hundred years,
695
01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:40,650
I would be fed on by my
children out of fear and shame.
696
01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:45,322
Each of you give
endless worlds life
697
01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:48,925
simply by creating
them out of nothing.
698
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,562
That is why I exist
699
01:08:53,062 --> 01:08:56,099
so that all my children
may one day...
700
01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:59,836
live in a reality to connect
701
01:08:59,836 --> 01:09:01,771
for even a second;
702
01:09:02,939 --> 01:09:06,910
to love, for a moment;
703
01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:11,681
to create life
outside of themselves.
704
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:17,321
The Universe is nothing
without you.
705
01:09:18,422 --> 01:09:23,860
You breathe existence into
the darkness called space.
706
01:09:26,430 --> 01:09:30,033
You must sacrifice
your ego and create.
707
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:34,638
Do not stand in your own way
because you are afraid.
708
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:39,443
I am nothing more
than belief itself.
709
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:45,048
You were given everything
you need at birth my children.
710
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:49,319
It is only
Father Time's design
711
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:53,223
for you to figure out
the truth inside.
712
01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:59,162
I created you, Earth,
in my image.
713
01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:03,300
Then came your sister, Fire,
714
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:06,570
who birthed the land
in her eternal flame.
715
01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:10,039
Air cooled the land
716
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:14,678
and shaped the world
in its everlasting bliss.
717
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:22,051
And you, Water, given
to me by Father Time.
718
01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:26,189
My protector since
I could remember,
719
01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:29,225
you never left my side.
720
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:36,032
Each of you have forgotten
the past many times.
721
01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:39,936
Be at peace my children
722
01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:42,739
and stop hating yourself
723
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:47,277
for not knowing who
you truly are inside.
724
01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:53,082
Infinite Universes sit in
the very apex of your mind.
725
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:58,788
It is your creative energy
that replenishes my life force.
726
01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:03,360
It's time for me to leave.
727
01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:08,264
I hope that you may be
able to share this message...
728
01:11:09,065 --> 01:11:10,567
Make art...
729
01:11:11,034 --> 01:11:13,036
Tell everyone's story...
730
01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:18,708
and love one another
unconditionally.
731
01:11:20,310 --> 01:11:25,148
It is not hard but you
make it hard to be happy.
732
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,718
The world is changing
733
01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:31,588
and you must not
miss the awakening
734
01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:34,458
happening inside
all of you.
735
01:11:36,092 --> 01:11:37,827
Listen to us,
736
01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:40,897
The Tangible Forces,
737
01:11:42,566 --> 01:11:45,001
we're always guiding you
738
01:11:45,101 --> 01:11:47,571
from a distance...
739
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:51,941
My Elemental Guardians...
740
01:12:18,134 --> 01:12:19,102
Sera?
741
01:12:20,303 --> 01:12:22,038
Where are you?
742
01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:23,773
No...
743
01:12:24,307 --> 01:12:26,309
Not like last time...
744
01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,645
You can't leave me
like last time.
745
01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:46,229
Welcome.
746
01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:52,636
Hello grandmother.
Just in time for dinner.
747
01:12:57,641 --> 01:13:00,410
Can I carve
her up this time?
748
01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:04,748
I can't wait
to have the spinal cord.
749
01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:12,989
How dare you, I'm the elder!
750
01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:15,425
Silence you insolent fools!
751
01:13:16,092 --> 01:13:20,664
I am getting quite tired
of your constant bickering!
752
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:30,073
Now, my dear, do
put up a struggle for once.
753
01:13:30,574 --> 01:13:32,676
Get her!
754
01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:14,317
No! No! No! No!
755
01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:21,324
Ahhhh!!! Oh it burns!
756
01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:25,328
My eyes feel are melting
like a thousand...!
757
01:14:42,912 --> 01:14:47,116
No. My babies! No, my children!
758
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:51,988
They're all that I had...
759
01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:01,798
Why?
760
01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:03,933
Why?...
761
01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:08,137
Why? Why? Why?
762
01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:15,111
Why if you could
destroy us so easily
763
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:18,447
did you let us consume you?
764
01:15:19,482 --> 01:15:22,151
I don't understand.
765
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,054
Why?
766
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:30,059
Why did you abandon me?
767
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,044
You...
768
01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:51,748
You sacrificed
yourself so I could live.
769
01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:58,021
You allowed me to bring
darkness into this world...
770
01:16:00,323 --> 01:16:04,694
So that you, you
could bring your light.
771
01:16:09,098 --> 01:16:12,936
I always loved you mother. I...
772
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:24,748
My time has come hasn't it?
773
01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:16,860
It's okay.
774
01:18:18,627 --> 01:18:19,896
It's okay I'm not mad.
775
01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:23,967
I know now and I understand.
776
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,005
I am not your child.
777
01:18:29,906 --> 01:18:31,707
You and I created this world.
778
01:18:32,809 --> 01:18:35,378
I was just too stubborn
to see past my own ego
779
01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:37,646
and understand the entire
truth of all that.
780
01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,775
Star-crossed lovers who made
this world in our image.
781
01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:53,469
A-ahhh!
782
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:07,983
Ahhhhhhhh!!!
783
01:23:58,234 --> 01:24:02,671
After centuries of depression,
locked away in the ocean,
784
01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:05,374
I washed up one day
on an unfamiliar coast.
785
01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:08,544
You were gone.
786
01:24:09,912 --> 01:24:12,548
I lost my self and couldn't
see past my own ignorance.
787
01:24:15,084 --> 01:24:17,520
I've died and been
born again so many times,
788
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:21,190
but it wasn't until now that
I truly understood who I was.
789
01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:26,862
Until this life...
790
01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:30,399
this day, this
moment between us.
791
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,815
You're not coming back are you?
792
01:26:34,823 --> 01:26:36,292
I hope Dave's okay...
793
01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:37,860
there's a lot of crap
in this green belt.
794
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:42,465
Why don't you ask him?
795
01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:46,635
Dude! Where have you been?
796
01:26:56,745 --> 01:26:58,681
God, I'm fucking exhausted.
797
01:27:22,037 --> 01:27:23,105
She's left.
798
01:27:28,711 --> 01:27:30,713
I just want to thank
you guys for everything.
799
01:27:32,114 --> 01:27:33,416
I love all of you.
800
01:27:33,849 --> 01:27:34,950
We know.
801
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:39,555
You were right Cody.
802
01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:41,223
About what?
803
01:27:41,557 --> 01:27:42,858
Magick is real.
804
01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:44,860
I'm sorry dude.
805
01:27:45,361 --> 01:27:46,429
Don't worry about it dude.
806
01:27:46,429 --> 01:27:49,465
I mean, I am the
next Earth Wizard.
807
01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:56,572
And I should head back...
808
01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:58,140
It's Monday and...
809
01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:00,142
I'm already going to miss
my first class of the day.
810
01:28:00,409 --> 01:28:01,477
You go to UT?
811
01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:04,647
Yeah I just transferred in from
the New School in New York.
812
01:28:06,048 --> 01:28:08,050
I'm sure we'll all
see each other again.
813
01:28:08,484 --> 01:28:09,618
Let me give you a ride.
814
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,620
You don't have to
I can take the bus.
815
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,990
Come on we'll get tacos from
my work; it's along the way.
816
01:28:15,558 --> 01:28:16,425
Sure.
817
01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:37,780
You okay?
818
01:28:44,753 --> 01:28:46,355
Walton wanted you to have this.
819
01:28:57,866 --> 01:29:02,037
I can feel my magick
inside of it... growing.
820
01:29:03,271 --> 01:29:06,609
Use it wisely, you never know
where it might take you.
821
01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:11,514
Dave there's something I
should tell you about Walton...
822
01:29:11,514 --> 01:29:12,615
It's okay.
823
01:29:14,717 --> 01:29:15,851
I know.
824
01:29:19,287 --> 01:29:20,523
Magick, man...
825
01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:25,861
I can feel it speaking to me.
826
01:29:26,795 --> 01:29:27,830
Bingo.
827
01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:29,965
Welcome to the club.
828
01:29:44,813 --> 01:29:45,981
I know...
829
01:29:46,515 --> 01:29:47,983
but the road's calling my name.
830
01:29:49,017 --> 01:29:50,519
Just know you've
always got a home.
831
01:29:52,154 --> 01:29:53,255
Thanks Dave.
832
01:29:58,360 --> 01:29:59,595
Do you want some company?
833
01:30:03,499 --> 01:30:06,535
I mean I don't know about you
but I don't have a job;
834
01:30:08,203 --> 01:30:09,905
The love of my life...
835
01:30:11,173 --> 01:30:13,108
well lives... Just vanished.
836
01:30:14,209 --> 01:30:15,544
I think the last
thing I want to do
837
01:30:15,544 --> 01:30:17,345
is be alone with
magick right now.
838
01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:25,187
So I guess what
I'm asking is uh...
839
01:30:28,290 --> 01:30:30,192
Will you be my Jedi master?
840
01:30:34,196 --> 01:30:36,031
I don't know Dave,
you might slow me down.
841
01:30:36,799 --> 01:30:38,767
Yeah? We'll see about that.
842
01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:49,545
Fuck it.
843
01:30:49,545 --> 01:30:50,713
You have a truck right?
844
01:30:51,313 --> 01:30:52,581
Do you have a license?
845
01:30:53,215 --> 01:30:54,249
Oops.
846
01:30:54,983 --> 01:30:55,984
Come on.
847
01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:02,558
What's our
first adventure?
848
01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,760
Oh my gosh, what
is our first adventure?
849
01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:06,294
I think it
takes place in Canada.
850
01:31:06,762 --> 01:31:08,931
Oh, some cold
would be nice again.
851
01:31:08,931 --> 01:31:09,832
Right!
852
01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:10,733
Seriously.
853
01:31:11,767 --> 01:31:12,935
Seriously.
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