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That'll be $5.75.
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Mm. Keep
the change.
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This is a five.
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You'll have
to forgive Hank.
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He failed math four times.
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I thought
it was three.
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See? Sad.
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Holy crap!
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Look at the size
of that spider.
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That's not a spider.
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It's just paint
peeling off the ceiling.
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Beside
the paint peel.
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Holy crap!
That is a big one.
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God, this place
is a dump.
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No offence, Phil.
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Have you ever thought
of renovating?
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I just finished!
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Blew the budget
on the new sign.
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[festive jingle plays]
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Christmas was
nine months ago.
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Only three months
until the drink special.
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It's just so depressing
in here.
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You should host
an event or something
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to distract
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from how sad
this hovel is.
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You have
a very thick skin.
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What do you
mean by that?
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Phil's had events here before.
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[excited banter]
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Are these trained rats?
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Nope.
And they're off!
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[panicked screaming]
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[chicken clucking]
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Your chicken
looks sick.
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Are you
feeding her?
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There's a dish
of food right over--
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Where'd all
the food go?
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[panicked screaming]
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The best event
was the last one.
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Whoever gets
the most rats wins!
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Ahh! Rats!
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[blows landing
as Hank cries out]
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Maybe you could
host an event
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that is non-rat
related.
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Anything's possible.
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♪ You think
there's not a lot going on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
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♪ You're so wrong
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So, Phil agreed to host
an event at the bar,
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if anyone is interested.
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Sure.
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-Why not?
-Go for it.
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Can I get
some crackers?
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"Go for it"?
Oh, no, no, no.
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If you think I'm gonna
take the lead on this,
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do all the work,
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and then beat myself up
when it all falls apart,
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you've got another thing coming.
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The only thing
I'd like to see coming
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are some crackers.
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So don't
take the lead.
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Why does anyone
have to lead anyway?
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We can form
a committee.
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Yeah. We'll all
just agree on stuff.
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Pfft. Ha!
Yeah, right.
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Good luck with that!
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Do what you want,
but count me out.
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All right.
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-Sure.
-Whatever.
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Crackers!
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So maybe this "committee"
should decide
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what kind of event
you're gonna have?
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Maybe a theme party?
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Sounds good.
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Theme party it is.
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You have to pick a theme
for the theme party.
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How about
retro night?
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-Nailed it!
-Retro party it is. [slurping]
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"Retro" is anything
that's happened
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up until a minute ago.
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Be specific.
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Like, you know, maybe someone
suggests a '70s theme--
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'70s theme!
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'70s it is!
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This committee
stuff is easy.
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Easier than opening
these stupid crackers.
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Did you know
the average human brain
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weighs three pounds?
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Yes.
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Also, did you know
it's a myth
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that we can only use
10% of our brain?
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We actually use all of it.
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Oh, if we use all of it,
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then the part of Hank's brain
responsible for math
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must be missing.
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Hilarious.
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For your information,
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people learn and develop
at different times.
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I may not have been
smart in school,
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but now...
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my lobes
have cortexed
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and are set
for prime learning.
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You couldn't cortex your way
out of a wet paper bag.
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I wish we had a math test
right here, right now!
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I'd prove it!
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Okay. I can get an exam
from the school
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and we can solve this argument
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and entertain me
at the same time.
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Heh! Be careful
what you wish for, buddy--
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Wanda's setting up
a math test.
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Yeah,
and we'll see
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which one of you
is better.
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W-Which of us?
Whoa.
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Whoa, he's the one
who failed.
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Well, you
weren't exactly
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"A Beautiful Mind"
in high school either.
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As I recall,
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Hank got 49%,
you got 50.
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Yeah, but that 1%
is the reason why
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I'm a businessman,
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and Hank here
works with his hands.
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And why his shoes
are on the wrong feet.
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They're the only feet
I have, genius.
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[chuckles] This'll be sad
and fun at the same time.
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How was the soup,
Oscar?
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Fix your crackers!
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It's like solvin'
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a damn Chinese
thumb puzzle.
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Yeah!
I'll get right on that.
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I have a meeting
at the cracker company
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later today.
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Well, I guess
the only thing
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left to do
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is go home and dig out
the old hockey jersey.
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Why?
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For the '70s party!
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You know my go-to costume
for everything
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is Gordie Howe.
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Why don't you go
as someone else?
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People love
my Gordie Howe!
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I wouldn't
say "love."
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[♪♪♪]
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Move it, baldie!
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Claws off my cannoli!
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Everyone knows
you have to fight
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for position
at the dessert table.
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That doesn't
justify what you did
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to those people
in the corners.
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Gordie owns
the corners!
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This is
exciting!
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There are so many
costume choices
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for the party--
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Laverne and Shirley,
The Smothers Brothers.
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I was gonna suggest
Bert and Ernie, but...
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overdone.
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Why are your costume
ideas always duos?
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Well, we're partners.
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Yeah, but maybe, this once,
we'd keep our options open.
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Okay.
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Well, now there are
so many options,
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I don't know
where to start.
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[whack!]
Eyes on your papers!
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Wanda, have
you heard any--
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Shh, Lacey!
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We're in the middle
of exams!
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Not even gonna ask.
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[whispering]:
I was wondering,
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has anyone
sent you an e-vite
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or anything
for the theme party?
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Nope. All I heard
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is that it had something
to do with 1970.
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That's the year
the Beatles broke up,
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so I assume that's the theme.
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Kind of mean-spirited,
but what the hell.
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Argh! This event
is already a disaster.
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No communication,
totally disorganized.
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But you know what?
Not my problem.
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[chuckles]
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Let someone else deal
with the mess, right?
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Ms. Dollard? Hank is
using his fingers to count.
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Am not!
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[whack!] If you worms
don't straighten up,
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I'll have you kneeling
in a corner through lunch.
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[guys]: Yes, Ms. Dollard.
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Hmm. Tempted to ask...
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Still not going to.
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Hey, Emma.
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We're looking
for costume ideas.
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Mind if we go through
some stuff in your garage?
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Sure. You're not
the first ones to ask.
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It's amazing how
your whole garage
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is organized by decade.
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Organization is
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what separates us
from the hoarders.
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The '70s shelf
is over there.
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Who is that?
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Doesn't look
familiar.
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A-ha!
There it is!
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Oscar?
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What the hell
are you doing?
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I took your advice
and changed my costume idea.
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I'm Bart Reynolds.
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-Who?
- Bart Reynolds.
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The actor from that movie, uh,
"Snooky and the Banjo."
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Wow...
Not even close.
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Just had to find
my old cowboy hat
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to complete
the costume.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go
make a sandwich.
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Ladies.
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['70s chords strike]
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That's a...
different look.
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Different
and kinda sexy.
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I'm gonna just go
with "different."
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So I tried to think
of individual costumes,
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but my mind kept
going back to duos--
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music duos.
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Simon and Garfunkel,
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Hall and Oates.
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Peter, Paul, and Mary
came to mind,
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but then I thought,
"Duh, that's the '60s."
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Then I came up with
the perfect costume.
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We go...
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as Eminem!
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He's an individual,
but also a candy.
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So... do you want
to be Slim Chocolate
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or Shady Peanut?
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Eminem wasn't around
in the '70s.
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But M&Ms were.
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Why are you
being so difficult?
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Is it because I keep eating
your granola
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and blaming it on mice?
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-What?
-Nothing.
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Don't change
the subject.
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I'm being "difficult"
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because I'm tired of us
being lumped together.
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We work together.
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We go to the bar together.
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Every time there's
a costume thing,
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we go as a duo.
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Not true.
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Last year,
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I went as an eagle
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and you were...
some kind of bug.
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We were "the birds
and the bees!"
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This year,
I want to go alone.
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Maybe as Wonder Woman.
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So what'll I be?
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Invisible jet?
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[frustrated sigh]
You're not getting it!
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I am doing
my own thing.
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Separate from you.
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And stop eating
my granola!
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[slurping]
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Eating lunch,
are you?
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Nothing
gets past you.
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Well, look at that.
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Your hockey jersey
was in the load I washed.
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Maybe you should
wear this to the party.
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Nope. As much as
I respect Mr. Hockey,
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I'm liking my new
thing. Heh heh.
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But i-i-is Burt Reynolds
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really representative
of the '70s?
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He was in a disco movie
called Boogie Nights.
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00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,711
If that's not the '70s,
I don't know what is.
265
00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,626
Do you need to wear
that fake moustache all day?
266
00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:19,802
Yep.
267
00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,367
I got the spirit gum
and the metal glue
268
00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,373
mixed up.
269
00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,984
[slurping]
270
00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,285
Now you have
a noodle stuck in it.
271
00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,551
[slurps]
272
00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:30,254
10-4...
foxy mama.
273
00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,822
['70s chords strike]
274
00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,379
I want you
both to know
275
00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,245
that you're a huge
disappointment to me.
276
00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:36,557
-What'd you get?
-You first.
277
00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:37,563
I got 50.
278
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,484
I got 51. Boom!
279
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,779
Once again,
280
00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,264
the superior mind
reigns superiorally.
281
00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,345
Ah, don't take it
too hard, pal.
282
00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,184
Just accept the fact
that I'm smarter.
283
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,792
Oh, I accept it.
284
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,492
I also accept
the fact that...
285
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,580
I passed!
286
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:53,749
Whoo!
287
00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,804
I'm not
a failure anymore!
288
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,149
Well, let's
not go nuts.
289
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,448
Outta the way,
world!
290
00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,844
Egghead
comin' through!
291
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,927
Hey, Karen, is there
anything I can do
292
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,068
to help with
the theme party?
293
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,629
Yeah, you
could... um.
294
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:07,806
Hey, Oscar.
295
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,591
What needs to be done
for the theme party?
296
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,286
How should I know?
Ask the committee.
297
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,683
We are the committee.
298
00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,336
Isn't there a list
of things to do?
299
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,729
Maybe we should
just suck it up
300
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:16,952
and ask Lacey for help.
301
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,471
And have her
lord that over us
302
00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,784
for God knows
how long?
303
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:20,780
Not a chance.
304
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,691
Got any
better ideas?
305
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:23,776
[hushed]: Yeah.
306
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,834
Grab a pen
and some paper.
307
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:26,999
[louder]:
Uh, like I was saying,
308
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,664
we should do
everything by committee.
309
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,178
It's a piece
of cake.
310
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,621
Really? Do you have
someone doing decorations?
311
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,309
I'm sure
we'll get to that.
312
00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,486
Right. What about door prizes?
And selling tickets?
313
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,623
[hushed]: You getting
all this down?
314
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:39,925
Get her
to rant slower.
315
00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:42,580
Do you have an emcee,
by the way? Or music?
316
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,315
A safe-driving
program?
317
00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,065
Hey, Emma.
318
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,420
You look like
you've been pole-axed.
319
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:51,809
Everything okay?
320
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,032
I'm trying
to come to terms
321
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,250
with how physically
attracted I am to Oscar.
322
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,771
Whoa! I was hoping
you just couldn't find
323
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,564
the ramen noodles
or something.
324
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,169
Ever since
he changed his hair
325
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,119
and put on
that lip-duster,
326
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,687
I've had a powerful urge
to do things to him
327
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,735
that you only see on cable TV.
328
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,911
After 10 p.m.
329
00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,307
You're married.
Just go for it.
330
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,959
I can't.
We have
331
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,273
this comfortable
understanding
332
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:15,659
of what we expect
from each other
333
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:16,882
in our marriage.
334
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,440
If I act
on these thoughts,
335
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,917
it could destroy
our delicate balance.
336
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,358
Just what the hell
are you thinking?
337
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,454
Well... [whispering]
338
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:25,713
Emma--!
339
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:26,755
[whispering]
340
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,540
That's... tricky.
341
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,544
That's disturbing.
342
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,146
[whispering]
343
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,106
Okay, how big's your bed?
344
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,935
[♪♪♪]
345
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,593
Morning.
346
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,597
Morning.
What's in the box?
347
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,079
Not that
I need to know.
348
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,338
You're your
own individual.
349
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,691
Some costume stuff.
350
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,561
I also brought you
some granola.
351
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,602
Sorry I got
all snotty yesterday.
352
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,998
Sometimes
I need my space.
353
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,350
I get it.
354
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,959
I was just hoping
that one day
355
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000
we'd win a "best duo"
costume prize or something.
356
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:56,996
Maybe one day.
357
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,307
In the meantime,
358
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,663
I have an idea that might
make us both happy.
359
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,006
You're not wearing
that, are you?
360
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,194
What's wrong
with the Flying Nun?
361
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,060
She was good,
kind-hearted...
362
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,762
celibate.
363
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,279
I was reading up on
this Burt Reynolds fella.
364
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,893
Apparently he posed
in the bare nude
365
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,114
for some magazine.
366
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,682
Didn't even
wear socks.
367
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,759
At least he should've
368
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,977
covered the business
parts with his hat.
369
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,587
Oopsy!
370
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,987
Heaven help me.
371
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,551
Why're you looking
at me like that?
372
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,117
I'm done looking.
373
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,954
Oh! Well, wait-- Ahh!
374
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,042
Whoa-ho-ho... Emma!
375
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:35,776
[♪♪♪]
376
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,438
Hello, Officer
Frank Poncherello
377
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,792
from the '70s TV show
CHiPs.
378
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,012
Nailed it.
379
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,011
And hello to you...
380
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,233
Florence
Henderson.
381
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,321
I'm Hutch!
382
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,709
From Starsky and Hutch.
383
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,932
We both went as cops,
but from different shows.
384
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,323
So we're a duo,
but different duos.
385
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,716
Cool, huh?
386
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,279
Davis, uh, can I talk
to you for a second?
387
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,325
Looks like everything
got organized.
388
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,203
Yep, Lacey's rants
were angry and specific.
389
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,376
Where is she, anyway?
390
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,771
I don't know.
391
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:08,954
Who are you?
392
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,379
Mascot guy
from Monopoly?
393
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,595
He's not
from the '70s.
394
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,083
Then I must not be him,
395
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:16,133
thereby cleverly side-stepping
any legal ramifications.
396
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,210
And what's with the, uh,
397
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,518
baby
in the vase?
398
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,653
Oh. The first test tube baby
was born in 1978.
399
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,087
[in baby voice]:
I'm famous!
400
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,223
You the mother?
401
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,695
Maybe I'm the doctor,
you sexist jerk.
402
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,226
But no lab coat or anything?
403
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,269
Maybe I'm the mother,
you feminist jerk.
404
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,795
Einstein?
405
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,189
Oh, for
the love of--
406
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,021
What?
I passed my math exam.
407
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,449
I can dress as a genius.
408
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,925
We're all on the same
playing field now, Brent.
409
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,146
Same playing field?
410
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,585
If we were on a plane,
411
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,811
I'd be in first class,
drinking champagne,
412
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,201
and you two would be
413
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,903
in the last seat
of business class,
414
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:51,381
one thin polyester curtain away
from screaming babies
415
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,252
and two-year-old pretzels.
416
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,564
Yeah, but I'd have
the window seat.
417
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,299
You know, I might be
smarter at other things.
418
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,261
We could find out.
419
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,689
I ran off
a couple other exams
420
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:00,905
while I was
at the school.
421
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,044
Oh, please.
422
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,775
Like I'm not smarter
than Einstein--
423
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,996
Uh. Wait.
That didn't sound right.
424
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:06,866
What's the test?
425
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:07,736
History.
426
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,177
Ha! History.
427
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,753
It's just
yesterday's gossip.
428
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,010
Challenge accepted.
429
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,102
Hank beat you.
430
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,360
Woohoo!
431
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,752
Dammit. Einstein's
good at history?
432
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,316
I thought he was
a space and lasers guy.
433
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,193
...And suddenly she flew
across the room at me
434
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,845
like some kind
of, uh...
435
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,279
Flying nun?
436
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,625
Don't get me wrong,
i-it was nice,
437
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,325
but it was confusing,
since today isn't Tuesday.
438
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,163
That's the night
we usually wiggle and giggle.
439
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,552
Okay. Uh...
440
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,505
I'm just
guessing here,
441
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,682
but I think
442
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,427
that Emma was aroused
by your costume.
443
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,778
Or in that moment,
lack thereof.
444
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,649
She may have a thing
for the Bandit.
445
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,870
You think so?
446
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,389
I mean, I guess
you would know,
447
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,172
being dressed like
a woman and all.
448
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,386
I'm not a woman,
I'm Hutch.
449
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,476
From Starsky
and Hutch.
450
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,435
Oh. I thought you were
one of Charlie's Angels
451
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,923
from, uh...
what's that show?
452
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,099
Lacey, what are you
doing cleaning?
453
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,231
Aren't you coming
to the party?
454
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,803
The party's
actually happening?
455
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,320
Yes, why do you think
we're dressed
456
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,063
as a motorcycle cop
and a nun?
457
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,244
I assumed
the oven cleaner
458
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,629
was making me
hallucinate.
459
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:07,631
It does that
sometimes.
460
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,592
Get your costume.
Let's go.
461
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,891
I can't! I never thought
you guys would pull this off,
462
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,198
so I didn't
put together a costume.
463
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,034
Oh, brother. You need
to get over yourself.
464
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,732
This town
organized things
465
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,639
long before
you got here.
466
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:20,864
Ugh, you're right.
I'm sorry.
467
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,383
But I still don't
have anything to wear.
468
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,336
I have
a costume for you.
469
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,734
Let's go!
470
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,946
[laughter and chatter
over background music]
471
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,346
Oh, ho, ho!
472
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,089
This is the best night
of my life.
473
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,440
We're still tied.
474
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,389
I won the first test,
and you won the second.
475
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,787
So we take
one more test.
476
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,610
Why not?
I'm bored!
477
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,088
The baby's in the bath.
478
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,528
Why don't we settle
this another way?
479
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,184
Hey, how about
we armwrestle?
480
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,268
We should do a footrace.
481
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,056
Nope. It has
to be a brain test,
482
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,360
something you're both
lousy at, like geography.
483
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,407
How do you know
484
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,671
we're lousy
at geography?
485
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,153
What's the capital of Michigan?
486
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,593
The lake
or the state?
487
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,539
Oh! It's Wolverine.
488
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,588
[slurps]
489
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,112
This'll be a tight race.
490
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,676
Ah, I'll write you up
some questions
491
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,072
and give you each 15 minutes
492
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,065
to look at some maps
on your phones or whatever.
493
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,337
Agreed!
494
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,209
This is
all your fault.
495
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,641
Do you realize
what'll happen if Hank wins?
496
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,258
The world we live in
will no longer make sense.
497
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,429
Well... maybe if you get Phil
to make me another drink,
498
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,126
Momma will slide you
some test answers.
499
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,915
Cheating makes
losers of us all.
500
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,139
But me less than Hank,
501
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,489
so, Phil, another
baby bath over here.
502
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,789
This isn't
Wonder Woman.
503
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,494
I never said it was.
504
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,454
[Emma]: If you two
will excuse me,
505
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,411
I have a cowboy
to tend to.
506
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,410
Decorations,
507
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,321
food...
508
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,886
decade-appropriate
music...
509
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,983
A-ha!
510
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,021
You forgot
go-go dancers.
511
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,106
Mavis and Helen
volunteered,
512
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,545
but we politely
declined.
513
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,732
Oh. Guess you guys
didn't need me after all.
514
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,028
Gimme a drink, Phil.
515
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,344
Actually,
make it a double.
516
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,690
Make it two doubles.
[chuckles awkwardly]
517
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,729
Two double-doubles!
518
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,515
Hello,
Mr. Reynolds.
519
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,820
Or should I say
"Bandit"?
520
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,426
Don't you
"Bandit" me!
521
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,437
All that time we're
making sexy-sexy,
522
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,389
you're thinking about
some movie star?
523
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,437
I'm sorry.
524
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,742
I couldn't help myself.
525
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,087
But even though I was
thinking of someone else,
526
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,228
it was still you
that I was with.
527
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,840
I don't care about me.
528
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970
What's wrong
with Gordie Howe?
529
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,153
So you're not upset
that I fantasized.
530
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,669
You're upset because of
who I fantasized about?
531
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,893
Damn right!
532
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,892
Six-time Art Ross
Trophy winner.
533
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,024
Most consecutive
20-goal seasons.
534
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,627
He's Mr. Hockey!
535
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:23,937
[grunts in disgust]
536
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,593
[exhales tensely]:
Whew. Um...
537
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,506
This is one of those
life-changing moments.
538
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,251
Hank, I hope you're
not disappointed
539
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,162
when you find out--
540
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,026
Hank won.
541
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:31,947
What the hell?
542
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,861
I won?
543
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,174
I won!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
544
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,171
I'm smarter than Brent!
545
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,223
I'm a business-class
window!
546
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,519
Aah...
tough break, kid.
547
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,605
But how the hell--?
548
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,833
Didn't you--
549
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,182
I'm very confused.
550
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,531
I'm not staying here
551
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,530
when my wife would rather
sleep with Burt Reynolds
552
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,232
than Gordie Howe!
553
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,801
Now I'm confused
and grossed out.
554
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,318
[slurping]
555
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:58,755
[rambunctious chatter
over dance music]
556
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,670
Woo!
557
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,065
[slurring]: 'Gratulations
on your party, Phil.
558
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,499
It's obvious no one
needs my help.
559
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,066
So from now on,
560
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,943
I'm just gonna
sit it and zip it.
561
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,294
[hushed]: Look...
562
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,603
everything
we did tonight
563
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,159
came from a list
we made from your rants.
564
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,857
So-- So you're saying
565
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,954
I actually planned
this whole thing?
566
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,004
I didn't say that.
567
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:20,949
But that's
what you're saying.
568
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,076
I didn't say that.
569
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,348
[snaps]: But that's
what you're saying!
570
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,220
Am I talking loud?
571
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,441
Hell of
a night, huh?
572
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,000
Must be a real
knock in the 'nads
573
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,477
to find out
your dad's a perv
574
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,006
and you're stupider
than a stupid guy.
575
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,700
But you gave me
the answers.
576
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,047
And...
you still lost.
577
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,136
Ouch.
578
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,664
That's gotta sting.
579
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,007
It's too much to process.
580
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,837
You're gonna need
to cover my shifts at work
581
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:40,934
till I sort this out.
582
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,062
Who's gonna
cover my shift?
583
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,194
You.
584
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,056
You want me to do
double shifts?
585
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,017
I can't trust myself
to run the station
586
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,106
if I'm dumber
than Hank--
587
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,294
a guy who thinks
588
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,109
it's called
"Valentimes Day."
589
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,547
Okay, relax.
590
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,513
I gave you the wrong answers
to the geography test
591
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,731
so you'd lose to Hank.
592
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,030
What? Why--
Why would you do that?
593
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,637
Because! You were being an ass
about how much smarter you were,
594
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,388
and I wanted
to take you down a peg.
595
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,079
But if it means me
having to work double shifts,
596
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,256
then screw that!
597
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,962
So the Prime Meridian
isn't a Transformer?
598
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,180
It's the equator.
599
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,919
Why don't they
just say that, then?
600
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,000
[tap-tap-squeal]
601
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,138
Can I have
your attention, everyone?
602
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,570
We're going to start by--
603
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:19,136
Oh! And apparently Lacey
wants to say a few words.
604
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,185
[slurring]: Uh, I just wanted
to congratulate the committee
605
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,101
for doin' sush a good job
606
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,057
with all
the party preparations...
607
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,496
even though
I wasn't involved.
608
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,283
But... come on, huh?
609
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,757
Who're we kidding?
Right?
610
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,637
There is a reason
I'm dress-up as Wonner Woman
611
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,159
or whoever I am, right?
612
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,473
You know,
everybody has a gif--
613
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,339
[thud-squeal]
614
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,118
All right,
who told Lacey?
615
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,556
[♪♪♪]
616
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,043
I can't believe you
gave me fake answers
617
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,523
so Hank
could beat me,
618
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,963
if I may reiterate what
we were saying moments ago.
619
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,960
Not only did I have
to give you the wrong answers,
620
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,792
I also had to bump up
Hank's marks
621
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,660
in order for him to win...
by a lot.
622
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,182
Yeah, well, that does
make me feel better.
623
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,097
Still... look at
him out there.
624
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,932
I've never seen
him this happy.
625
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:08,279
Hey, you guys hear
I'm smarter than Brent?
626
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,411
Ha-ha-ha!
627
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,152
He's really smuggin' it up.
628
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,203
Better go out there
and bust his balloon.
629
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,499
As much as I'd like to,
630
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,684
I-I can't bring myself
to take this from him.
631
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,810
[chuckling]
632
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,162
I heard Hank beat
you in the test.
633
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,641
No. Wanda gave him
extra marks.
634
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,601
He actually lost...
horribly.
635
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,899
Really? Ha!
Hey, Hank!
636
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,206
Guess what?
637
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,382
I thought you said
638
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,037
you couldn't
take this from him.
639
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,340
Yeah, I said
I couldn't.
640
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,906
I have no problem with
someone else doing it.
641
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,393
[♪♪♪]
642
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,094
I have a few announcements
to make.
643
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,441
First of all,
644
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,400
just a reminder
that there's only 85 days left
645
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,440
until the Christmas Drink
special.
646
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,525
[festive jingle plays]
647
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:48,104
Also, the winner of the prize
for best costume is...
648
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,363
Won!
649
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,055
Who dressed as seven-time
gold medal winner
650
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,323
Mark Spitz.
651
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,536
Anyone have a sweater
I can borrow?
652
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,715
And the prize
for best duo costume goes to...
653
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,682
Davis and Oscar
654
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,031
as Burt Reynolds
and Loni Anderson!
655
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,331
I won!
656
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,377
Uh, wait...
657
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,551
I'm not Loni.
I'm Hutch.
658
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,247
Shut up. You won!
659
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,245
I did, didn't I?
660
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,337
I won!
661
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,425
[Phil]: Anyway,
662
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,873
thank you all
for coming out.
663
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,259
Oh, and can someone please
give Lacey a ride home?
664
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,394
[muttering]: I love you too...
665
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,619
[Emma]:
I just wanted
666
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,400
to say again
how sorry I am.
667
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,754
Gordie Howe
668
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,533
was a good hockey player
669
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,098
and a stand-up guy.
670
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,364
Darn tootin'!
671
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:37,367
I think I have a way
to make it up to you.
672
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,800
Emma!
673
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:43,196
I'm a big fan of Gordie,
but I'm not that big a fan.
674
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,682
Well, to be honest,
675
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,641
I'm a little relieved
to hear that.
676
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,860
Oh, whoa!
Whoa, whoa.
677
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,378
It, uh, doesn't mean
you have to take it off.
678
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,033
Uh, just turn out the lights
and come to bed.
679
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,427
Heh-heh-heh.
We'll pretend it's Tuesday.
680
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,781
I like the sound of that.
681
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:58,911
[click]
682
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,133
[chuckling and rustling]
683
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,262
[Oscar]:
Watch the elbows.
684
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:05,134
[♪♪♪]
685
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,573
♪ I don't know
686
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,916
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
687
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,445
♪ I don't know
688
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,153
♪ I just... don't know
689
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,326
♪ Ooh
690
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,721
♪ It's a great big place
691
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,333
♪ Ooh
692
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,254
♪ Full of nothing but space
693
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,329
♪ Ooh
694
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:36,378
♪ It's my happy place
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