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Chad: April 2nd -- got paired up with Reid in Biology.

He was psyched.Is this okay?

Do you want to be with someone else?

No, it's fine.

April 12th -- peed next to Reid.

Didn't start conversation.

Didn't glance.

I think Reid respected it.

April 30th -- got a big-ass head nod in the hall.

Loved every second.

May 1st -- got a "Yo."

Watershed moment.

Then we walked through the same door together.

It was fire.

May 15th -- Reid hit me with his scooter.

I played it cool.

Ahh!

Sorry!

Don't worry about it, man.

All leading to today,

a day for the damn history books.

After lunch, Reid came up to me and changed my life forever.

So, uh -- [ Burps ] Mm. Sorry.

Uh, me and my boys head down to my parents

lake house every year.

So...I guess if you...

wanted to come, that'd be cool.

I'm sorry, to your parents' lake house?

Yep.With all of your boys?

If you'd like.

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Yes, please!

[ Chuckles ]

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That was this morning.

11:15 AM.

So, yeah. Pretty much friends with Reid now.

I knew this day would come.

I believed in you, Chad.

I believed in you.

Thanks for standing by my side.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[ Laughs ]

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Dude, this is gonna be sick.

I snuck a bunch of my mom's White Claws

into water bottles for this weekend.

Oh, yes!

Sneaking things into things.

Wait, what?Hey, I'm -- I'm

actually not sure if you guys know,

but I -- I was invited to go to Reid's lake house too.Oh, right.

Yeah, I think Reid's mom was, like, super freaked out

you were gonna sue 'cause of the whole scooter accident.

Yeah, and she actually made him invite you.

Yeah. Oh, well --

I guess I have his mom to thank.

Two words -- worth it.Alright, well, yeah.

I guess we'll see you at Camp Swag at Jizzwater Lake.

Camp Swag at Jizzwater Lake?

Oh, my God. That's awesome.

So it's a lot of words.

[ Chuckles ]

I can't wait.

As they say, "yeet."

Yeah.They do say that.

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Increase the peace. Vote for Denise!

For what?

I'm running for class president.

Follow as @rollwithdenise.

Oh. Cashing in on your handicap.

Honestly not your worst idea.

Peter, I need to talk to you.Uh, can it wait?

Peter's helping me with my campaign for class president.

Thank you so much for asking.

It cannot wait, no.It's okay. It's okay.

Just start handing out the buttons.

What is she running for?Class president.

She's been talking about --I don't care.

Don't finish that sentence.Oh.

Oh, my God. Peter.

Guess what? What's up?

Reid's friends call the lake house

"Camp Swag on Jizzwater Lake."

I'm not allowed to say those words,

but I'm very entertained by them.

I'm so excited.

I just need to freakin' stick the landing now.

Good luck.

He's coming. Reid!

Oh, hey, man. What's up?

Just realized I never really talked to you

about the carpool situation for the weekend or --

if there's something I could bring

to the overall group dynamics.

Oh, shit. I forgot.

We all usually go there together, so --

Oh, that's awesome.

I'll cook up a playlist.

D-Do you like rap with swears, or a more radio edit?

Oh, hey, what about your dude here?

Hi.

What? Peter?

Yeah. You guys can ride up there.

You know, hang together. Talk to each other.

You guys can be like your own little unit.

Oh, I guess I would say to that, thanks but no thanks.

Right, Peter? Thanks but no thanks?

Actually, now that I think about it, mountain air

is good for my eczema.

Okay, boom. Pete's in.Cool.

I'll shoot you the deets later. Yeah.

Mountain air is good for your eczema?

Well, it is. I read about it.

You still have eczema?

It's been like five frickin' years.

Are we getting a second opinion on this?

Right.

Have the best time.I will.

Niki, do you swear Crocs are back?

-Totally. -Okay.

Hey, Mrs. A.Hi, Peter.

-Hi, Peter. -Have fun!

-See ya! -Be good.

-Bye. -Bye.

What in God's name is that?

A blue plastic bag? That's what you packed?

Yeah. You know I travel light.

You look like you live under the damn freeway.

Peter, this is really, really important to us, okay?

Let's just do a little practice

run of things you might talk about.Yeah.

Pretend I'm Reid.

Oh. Hi -- Hi, Reid.

I once saw you crying after school, and I wondered why.

Oh, my God. Don't talk about that.

Don't -- Don't bring up that he was crying.

Why would you say that?

It was, like, really -- he was trying to hide it,

but he was -- Don't even -- Just never mind.

Just don't -- don't bring that up.

Don't talk about Reid a-and his emotions.

Oh. Just talk about normal things, okay?

Dicks. Pizza.

Go.Okay, uh -- Hey, guys.

My dick smells like pizza.

Yeah, that works. That's good.

Sweet. Okay.You can also bring up ping-pong, okay?

They do a ping-pong tourney every year.

Have you been practicing?

Have I been practicing? [ Chuckles ]

Have I been practicing?

No, I haven't been practicing,

and I'm actually really nervous about it.

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That was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

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Thanks, Hamid.Yeah, thanks, Hamid.

Remember, just say no -- to nothing.

Do all of it.

What up, playa pimps?

Is everyone ready to jizz?

[ Laughs ][ Snorts ]

Chad: Wow, that's so exciting.

A special, little thing planned for us?

So, uh, this is it.

I figured you guys would want to be together.

You just think of everything, huh?

Wow. This, uh --

[ Chuckles ] This looks like a garage.

Yeah, it is.

It is a garage.

Yes. Yeah.

Wow. That's awesome.

I love all of the little cobwebs and everything.

Would you also maybe be open to us not sleeping in here?

I love it.Yeah --

I'm just wondering if I could be,

like, a lot closer to where you're sleeping.

I think -- I think this is good.

Peter: Why would you need so many hammers?

Peter.

You don't -- You don't give notes

on a man's garage.

Oh. Oh, right.

I'm so sorry.

But why do you, though?It--

Please, Peter.

Oh, right. Okay. Sorry.

Chad, check out this beaker.

We're doing the tourney right --

Okay, boys. Camp Swag is officially underway.

Sloppy salmon!Dude!

Sloppy salmon?

That rules. -Okay.

As is tradition, the winner of the ping-pong tourney

gets the ultimate glory -- the Golden Paddle.

-Hey, alright. -Ooh.

Okay, uh. First match, I guess me versus --

I'll -- I'll go!Okay.

[ Chuckles ] Okay.[ Cellphone vibrates ]

Oh, it's my -- it's my mom. I gotta take this.

Hey, Mom.

What?

Oh. Oh, no.

Peter. Oh.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah. I understand.

I'll -- I'll talk to you later. Yeah, love you too.

Bye.

Pete, everything good?

My grandpa just had a heart attack.

-Oh, man. -Darn it.

Shoot.

It's probably just a light, little thing, though, right?

I-Is your Pop-Pop okay, or...?

Actually, uh... no.

He's, uh...

He's dead.

Oh, man.

Pete, come here.

Oh, um -- Oh.

-Pete, that really sucks, man. -I'm sorry, man.

Boy: That's the worst.

Oh, no.

I can't believe Grandpa Jim's gone.

Just yesterday, he sent me a picture of him

and his new girlfriend from Honduras.

Wow. That's so specific.

Mm.

I was mad close with my Gramps.

He use to teach me how to salsa dance.

You know, me, Reid.

It was embarrassing at the time,

but now I'd give anything for one last dance.

Wow.

So many stories about grandpas and Latin culture.

Well, I mean...

at least he's in peace with Grandma Rose now.

They met while he was still in the Navy.

Whoa, Pete. My grandpa was in the Navy, too.

Wow. Wow, that's crazy.

What if -- What if they knew each other?Uh, maybe.

I mean, he didn't really like to talk much about Korea.

I had a grandpa, too.

My grandpa was from -- is from Iran.

So...probably a lot going on there, too.

Hey, guys. You know what we should all do?

Reach out to a respected elder in our lives

and tell them how much they mean to us.

-Yeah, that's dope. -Yeah, right?

Like as a joke?

P-Peter, can I talk to you?

Uh, oh, absolutely.

I need to talk to you.

Look, Peter, I'm really sorry about your grandpa.

He bought me a churro once

and it was the best goddamn churro of my life.

Thanks, Chad. That -- That means a lot.

I just want you to know I really am gonna rally behind you

and make sure you have everything you need.

And, since obviously you're balls-deep

in the grieving process,

I was wondering if maybe we could do that

and also keep track of what we came here to do.

What? Ping-pong.

Oh.

I think you know what to do.

Um...

Uh, hey, guys.

So, I realized what I really need most to, uh, heal

is to play some ping-pong.

Whoa! Peter with the random-ass idea.

But seriously, if that's what he wants.

He's just been through so much crap and pain today.

We should probably give that to him.

I mean, sure. If that's what Pete wants.

Oh, uh, yes.

That is -- That is what I want.

Thanks for being so nice, guys.

Yeah, your guys' moms raised you right.

Alright, who's ready to die?

Sorry, that was disrespectful.

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Ahh! Yes!

Yes!

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Yes! Yeah! [ Laughs ]

Oh, you gave it your best, buddy!

[ Laughs ] Mm!

King Pong!

Peter: Good job, Chad.Thanks.

Hey, man. Uh...

You know, Pete's been through a lot today, so maybe you should

just, like, let him have the paddle.

Oh, no. There was a double bounce.

Yeah, but, I mean, we've all been kind of losing

on purpose so Pete would win.

Just cause of everything with, like, his grandpa.

Oh, no. I don't want to do that, though.

I know.

But it's the right thing to do.

I know, but I'm not going to do it.

Y-You know what? I'm gonna do us one even better.

Check this out.

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

Peter? -Yeah?

I'd like to dedicate my King Pong win

to the man of the hour,

Grandpa Jim.

Oh, um.

Thanks -- Thanks, Chad. That means a lot.

A wonderful man who shopped at Costco,

loved war,

and did not let your dead grandma

get in the way of achieving his dreams

of hooking up with Latinas.

I...I guess?

Let's remember him for that,

and let's remember me for remembering him for that.

[ Applause ]

Thank you, Chad.

Peter, can you wake up and talk to me?

Peter? Yeah?

Do you think Reid and his friends really like me?

Um...

They all said you were really into ping pong.

Yeah, huh?

I really am.

Yeah.

Hey, Peter?

Yeah?

How are your emotions?

I'm sad, but that's normal.

Peter, you're my buddy.

Thanks, Chad.

You're my buddy, too.

Good night, Peter.

Good night, Chad.

[ Gasps ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Peter?

Peter, I had a nightmare.

I was in an accident with Sean Combs, Puff Daddy.

He was pissed.

Peter?

What the...?

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Peter?

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Peter?

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What?

[ Indistinct conversation ]

[ Clears throat ] Hello, Peter.

Oh, hey, Chad.

I've just been wandering the woods,

wondering if my best friend was kidnapped.

Or attacked by a large bear.

And yet, you're out here, just making a little s'mores

snack with some of my new friends.

Well, I had trouble sleeping,

and, you know, I didn't want to wake you.

I would have loved to have been woken.

For this? -Dude.

S'mores plus Reid?

Are you freakin' kidding me?

This is all I wanted,

was to not miss out on these little moments.

Chad, I didn't do this on purpose, okay?

I swear.You don't do anything on purpose!

You don't care about being popular.

You don't even care that we're here.

You just got invited 'cause of me,

and now l-look at what's happening.

You're the one they like.

You're the one who gets to have a dead grandpa.

Yo, Chad. Why you coming at my boy Pete?

His name isn't Pete, it's Peter, and you don't even know him!

This is not how this weekend was supposed to go,

and you -- you knew that.

You knew how important this was to me!

Dude, Chad, just relax.

Yeah, man. You got to chill. It's bros' weekend.

It's bros' weekend.

You're right. I'm chill.

I'm chill.

I'm just gonna give you a Sloppy Salmon.

Sloppy Salmon! -What? Stop? Dude.

-Stop! -Sloppy Salmon!

Dude, you're just touching his nuts.

Stop, that's enough, okay?

You want to know what the real problem is?

You try way too hard, okay?

What did you say?

You just try so hard, and it never works.

He's not wrong, dude.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Ahh!

Bro!

Chad, what's wrong with you?

Reid: Pete, you okay?

I actually can't swim that well.

Come on, Pete.

Let's go.

I'm here.

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[ Indistinct conversation ]

Hey, guys.

Sorry, um...

my shoes were still wet from last night,

so I borrowed your family's ski boots.

I hope that's okay.

Whatever, man.

Okay, so, elephant in the room.

Last night was crazy.

I went crazy.

You went crazy.

I don't even remember who was the first one.

Uh, Chad, I just called you an Uber.

I think you gotta leave.

What?

Reid, I know you're tempted to make up your mind about me,

but don't do it.

Please.

I've never had friendship feelings like this for anyone.

I would throw myself in front of a dang overnight bus for you.

No! This is not how we act at bros weekend.

It's time for you to go.

I'm serious.

Alright. I understand.

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Are you Greg Orr?

Man: Mm-hmm.

Wait.

I'm coming with you.

W-What?

It's a long drive back.

Thought you could use some company.

Peter, get your butt back in there.

It's Reid's boys' weekend.

This is a really big chance for you.

I don't really care about that.

You're my best friend, Chad.

I'm your best friend?

Yeah.

Promise?

I promise.

Peter, do you think I'm a good person?

Sometimes, yeah.

I couldn't agree with you more.

I guess we really are our own little goddamn little unit.

[ Sighs ]

Dammit, Peter.

This life.

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♪ All I need is some sunshine

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♪ All I need

♪ All I need is some sunshine

♪ Black water

♪ Black water

♪ Black water

♪ Black water

♪ Black water

♪ Black water

♪ Black water

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