Original subtitles

If there's more food like this count me in for future missions.

SURVEILLANCE VAN

Oh, right! Sure, of course! Haha

Hey! Miao Miao.

Another bottle of wine.

A more expensive one

Rogen

We're professionals

working with the FBI to spy on a passport forgery ring.

More important!

Mm

We've finished so much wine.

Who's paying the bill?

Hm?

Hm?

They asked for the bill.

Look at the nice, quality ass right there.

Look at that bitch.

Hm?

What'd he say?

Meds!

Mission abort!

Mission abort!

That's enough!

What did you do that for?

The voice in my head told me to fight,

so I did.

Open!

HONG KONG INTERPOL HEADQUARTERS

Superintendent.

The door's broken. 50's the air conditioner.

Hey Chief, go see a dentist.

No, don't! No!

You're gonna scare him to death.

He's getting old.

You knocked out the last of his real teeth.

We're all Interpol in here.

- Oh, good dog! - It's all watching,

hey, and no action.

Yeah, but I busted that deal didn't I?

Come here.

Our rates the past few years.

Here's a hundred.

This is us.

What do you notice here?

Low.

Super low.

Wrong! It's consistent!

If this were to rise, we'd have to keep that up forever!

The police of the world

are brothers and sisters.

Like today, we do surveillance,

the FBI does arrests!

But then, If we did the arrests

we'd be doing the FBI's work.

So, how would I explain that to our brothers and sisters?

Meds!

Carbemazepine and Lithium Carbonate for bi-polar disorder

and depression. Uncontrollable instability

leads patient to lethargy neccessitating constant medication.

Look at you,

demoted to traffic control

and then, down to Public Relations

and again to the K-9 unit!

And they even-

Shut up.

Are you gonna pay her compensation?

Look. See that?

In here there's a thousand years of wisdom...

all for a single purpose.

Awaiting death.

It's accepting fate...

to enjoy your later years.

I've got to go speak for you.

Everyone!

And my wind-chasing fans! Good morning!

Feng is so handsome!

Feng's stealing the spotlight!

I'm here for Master Feng!

Your bae's right here Feng!

Today!

You're all really lucky to be watching

Master Feng reach the very top.

Totally bare-handed, yeah!

This dummy again.

- Hey - Hey

Old rules.

Whoever touches base first wins.

Bro,

to be honest,

I haven't played by the rules since kindergarten.

You wanna play dirty?

Mm-mm. Nah, no way!

No problem.

I've got the time.

Fine. You hungry?

- Huh? - I'll order delivery.

Hot pot, spicy, 'kay?

Sure. And some duck's blood.

You got that?

The lightning rod?

No really,

we're on a-

Hey.

Hey!

Hello?

Hey!

What an attitude.

What Is he scared of heights?

For the shining image of Interpol,

I hope that everyone here gives their best.

Alright?

Yeah!

Right! Higher, lift it higher!

Yeah! To the right!

On the right, don't move!

Left side!

Go higher!

I said don't move!

Just stop!

Be quiet down there! Listen to me!

- This idiot again, useless trash. - Are you hard of hearing?

What a waste.

DONT' BE SO FLASHY ... GET OFF @WINDCHASING MASTER

Don't be so flashy...

Blow 'em away!

- Just get off!

Who do they think they are, huh?

YOU DON'T LIKE IT? BACK TO YOUR POLKA DANCE.

Blow wind, Blow!

Blow 'em all down!

Hey! Stop moving!

I'm not.

But it's moving.

That's impossible.

This lightning rod is steel.

There's nothing to fear, except for lightning.

Can't move.

Legs are numb.

And I need to pee!

Here, just forget it

You win okay?

- Take this I'm going. My legs! - You're going first? I win?

I win!

VICTORY!

Zhao Feng! Cheater!

- You lowlife! You- - Bye bye.

Come down here and fight me!

My dear friends below,

I would like

to thank my mother now.

And you! My fans,

and my friends!

Zhao Feng!

Who was scared, huh?

My camera!

Now that's an entrance. Go greet our guest!

Ah.

What were you doing?

He's here for a deal.

I wanted you to pour him a glass of wine,

not try and shoot him.

And now you've lost a finger,

and for what? Right?

Here.

Have a seat.

I've heard that you-

come and go like a shadow.

I know all about you from Mr. Robinson.

It's good to meet you.

Drink up.

L-Let's share it.

Drink.

Right.

So good.

"DM85"

and it's, um,

antidote are both here inside the case.

And mine?

On the way...

But if you want, I'll go get it now.

Or I can...

sit for a while.

Mr. Robinson asked me to come.

What did 1 say? On time! On time!

On time!

Got it? Got it?

Sit!

Did you bring it all?

Check it first?

Already have. What's with him?

Who is he?

I'm the second in my family.

Who is he?

Don't talk to me, unless you're worthy to.

The boss here will make the rules.

I only trade by my own rules.

I only talk with one person here.

Who do you think you are?

Give me the word and I'll take him out.

Take your Papa!

My grandfather would murder you.

You've an attitude!

Darn right I've got an attitude!

I've got all my boys here!

50? Look at all the guns I brought!

You know how many men I kill every day?

You know how many men 1 eat in a day?

You won't even make it past the door!

And you won't make it off the planet!

- You shut up! - No, You shut up!

My boss said to shut up!

Put 'em down!

Put it down! Right now!

- We're gonna kill you!

A deal, right?

Just exchange the cases.

Right. I'll be the judge.

So on three, open them up.

Then the deal's done,

and we all go home. Mm?

Mm? One! Two! Three!

Too quick.

Try again.

Three...

Two...

One!

Cease fire! Cease fire!

Go! Hurry!

Sorry, we play by the rules.

I won't give it to you.

Only to...

Take a trip to Budapest

and hand this over to the local Interpol.

What case is this?

So many dead.

Don't ask, and you won't know.

Then it won't concern you,

so you can't do anything wrong.

Hey.

What did you just ask?

Huh?

Huh?

Want some fish balls?

HOT SEARCH : LEGLESS PHOENIX

LEGLESS PHOENIX : DEAR, FOR DMS I NEED A REAL PHOTO

MIAO MIAO: OKAY

MIAO MIAO: 1 AM HONG KONG POLICE

MIAO MIAO: CAN WE TALK NOW?

LEGLESS PHOENIX: TYPING...

I'm great, right?

1 can do anything.

LEGLESS PHOENIX: MONEY? WHEN WILL YOU TRANSFER?

Feng, Open up.

- I have something to tell you. - Mom! Just a second!

Hurry up!

Eh - coming! 1 was... changing!

Hurry up.

Just a minute!

J-Just a minute.

- Hurry up! - Almost done!

- I'm coming in. - Putting on my pants!

Coming!

You sleep naked? No big deal.

There's nothing I haven't seen, boy.

Mom. I'm grown up.

Why's that?

Because-

- I'm growing slowly- - I'm asking about this!

Last week you were in debt!

Okay. and today, some foreigner sends all this cash.

Where is he?

He left.

If someone's putting you in a corner, arson or murder,

I'll take your place.

Thank you. Good luck.

If that's really the case.

I'll kill you myself first.

I won't have you end up like your father,

dead in the streets. 'kay? Got that?

Hm-?

Don't worry.

I won't, be a hero.

I won't be bad either!

Do you know

what's most important for a man?

Responsibility.

Exactly.

Your dad, when he was still boxing,

used to say that all the time.

Off to work.

Who's that?

Wh- It's not mine! My friend left it here!

Maria.

What did you say?

Maria.

When did you name her?

Now don't abuse her. You need to consider her feelings.

I'm the one who washes her. Hygiene is very important.

Mm.

Hey, now don't accept any dirty money, okay?

- Mm hm. - Remember that!

What if 1 to“! you that

there's a once in a lifetime

opportunity to change your life?

Would you be willing to take it?

My name's Bruce.

Um, Her name's Bruce.

My name's Sexy.

We're part of a group of special agents that deal with terrorists.

Order of the Phantom Knighthood. In short, Phantom.

A man named Mr. X stole from a secret laboratory

a biological weapon called "DM85" and it's antidote formula

in order to sell it to a terrorist group that goes by the name of Iron Fist.

But, at yesterday's deal, an idiot appeared,

- and the two of them... - Ignorant!

Ignorant.

We should say that.

He's ignorant, not an idiot.

No. Ignorant, doesn't cover

what you did, idiot.

1 don't agree.

Igorant, is, more...

or idiot. Idiot's fine.

Neither of those two men were the actual seller or buyer.

All we know is that Mr. X is in Budapest now

and your face was seen.

You were photographed and documented that day by Mr. X's stooges.

So now they believe you are the real buyer.

Well first,

money.

It, doesn't matter.

Leave my home see?

There are

terrorists there, It's dangerous!

I'll be in Budapest tomorrow Shawn.

I'll come pick you up.

BUDAPEST AIRPORT

Oh, What are you doing in here?

- I couldn't find you out there

- Get up. Move.

- Outta the way.

An EMP device.

I made it.

It can cut off any circuit, within a meter of it.

What's that?

Don't ask, I won't answer. Get my luggage.

Hi! Yes.

- You can call me Burky.. - Uh-huh, okay.

- Come on after them! - For what?

Let's kill them!

Please don't ask me why I'm, suddenly here in Budapest.

Agent? Like double-O-seven?

I once dreamed 1 was him.

Calm down.

I really did dream it.

Take the papers and don't wait up.

Ooh, I'll go with you!

Wait here.

Don't say anything.

I've got some big news...

Idiot.

Um, and me?

You're not treating, me like a real agent.

And, a suit, a suit, a suit, a suit. 1 got no suit.

I'm one of you right?

'Cause if not I'm not helping you out!

In .03 seconds it releases 13.7 million volts. Really!

Let's go.

Hey! You're amazing man.

You even have fans here, She's an admirer.

We do the same sport.

I like climbing too. We're the same!

You do the same sport huh?

Yeah! The higher the better.

What if it's illegal?

I couldn't ask for more.

It's my forte.

This is where I live.

My workshop's downstairs.

She okay?

Yeah. She's fine.

Fine? You hit her with a car!

Don't worry, she won't die.

My new invention. The "invincible suit."

Does it hurt?

No way!

She used to be a doctor. Now she's my assistant.

Say hello. We call her...

V! LV, can I join?

Join what?

The agents!

Agents?

Uh-huh.

They're all agents of a group that's called Phantom.

50 cool, right?

Will you join too?

Yeah, I'd like to, that okay?

Sure you can.

This is my "rocket dress."

Shari was in Military Ops but she works with me in research now.

Is it really safe?

Just don't touch the red button.

Huh?

It's not ready

Wh- What?

I'm not ready!

- She's gonna take off. We can't stop it. - We've got you! Come on!

She's gonna fly!

It's an "anti-gravity belt."

If your gravity is off it lets out a, zoom!

Like that.

It shoots out a wire, stops you from falling.

- So will it... - I'm jumping!

What?

Phones out. I need to search you. You first.

Some orange juice?

Sure.

Are you done...

idol?

General Flamini will have a birthday party for his daughter

at his mansion tomorrow.

Our target is this Holy Grail.

This is a map of the place.

How did you get this huh?

From the organization.

- Amazing - And then?

And then, we'll meet up with our leader

Freshly squeezed orange juice?

- I'll make more. - 'kay.

Besides us tomorrow

another group wants this Holy Grail.

Who?

A bunch of arrogant losers.

So we've gotta get to the Holy Grail first

to prove we're better than them.

The plan?

They start at 7.

So we'll start at 4.

What's the plan?

Before the party begins

we'll go to the mansion.

And the plan?

- 3 hours before. - But what's the plan?

How do we get in? Are there codes? What about guards?

How do we get out? Are you just gonna stroll in and walk around like

you own the place? It's completely irresponsible

to act without any planning at all. This is so...

Un-

like you..

So my idol, what's the plan?

My plan is...

to listen to all your plans.

Great plan!

Hey.

Huh?

The "orange juice chair" is his invention.

Freshness without effort.

You seem thirsty.

Have some more.

Sweet, right?

The Flamini Brothers' Mansion.

Besides being a home to their family

there's also a members only club

and a secret black-money center,

so security is quite strict.

Are you sure they won't recognize us?

With this much makeup

your own mother wouldn't.

Besides Flamini

his family also has the access codes.

Upon entering the mansion Shawn will split off from us

to get the code from Flamini's brother, Thomas.

Get it? You're the robbers, and I'm the police!

Later!

Hey you dropped something.

No I didn't.

Sure you did, I saw you drop it.

This isn't mine. It's yours. See? Here?

Hey, this is Chinese. How could it be mine?

I can't read it.

There a problem, huh?

Nah, it's hers.

Hey Shawn, when I ask "Can you hear me?" later

switch to channel 8.

- Wha-? - Don't say a word.

We have to pass the black money center to get to the Holy Grail.

Activate your trackers.

Okay.

Your mobile monitors

will track where we are.

Time check, 15 minutes.

Every day at 4pm

Thomas is at his private club for an hour.

His favorite is the cute Asian type.

Can you hear me?

1 can, uh huh.

Give me your tracker.

Huh?

Okay.

Do Miao and Shawnie know about this?

It's been arranged.

Why'd they change routes?

Should I tell Miao Miao the real Robbers are here?

No need, I'll tell her later.

Meet me in storage.

Okay.

Ow!

Shawn, I'm at the entrance of the black money center

but the signal will be lost past this point.

I need that code.

- The code is 63-85- - Yeah, hold on. Let me write it down.

Okay.

6385

2096

70

245

70245

6385096

70245

6385-2096-70245-

638...

Target is down in the basement.

Team B, where are you?

70245

- 7...7

63856358

Are you new?

638

What's your number?

3 - 4- 601.

- 6385204 - I can't hear you.

34601!

Get up there.

2069

638520-

Your weight?

79.

Height?

181.

Your shirt size?

54!

Your waist?

32.

Your Collar?

Collar?

Your collar?

- Collar... - Collar.

Collar...

- Collar.

16!

Shoe size?

F-f-fourty-six!

Date of birth?

2096. No! 1992, November, the 6th! Wait!

Do you need to know this?

Row 3, 12th seat.

29206

345039

94, 1325...

6385...

6

3

8,5

2,0

9, 6, 7...

7...

0... 0,4

Right!

Why are you in there?

Hurry.

Watch the fingerprints. Catch!

Yeah!

No fingerprints.

Hey, what about her?

0h, right!

Think you can get out of here?

"Flaming Mountain Miao Miao?"

It's not enough you attack me online.

But now you ruin my plans here?

Hope you have fun in jail. Bye.

Master Feng!

How dare you.

Let's go!

Run, eh? Try to run!

It hurts. Ow! That hurts!

Why' re you hitting me?

This is what happens when you try to betray me

you good-for-nothing dishonest jerk!

What?

I'm a good-for-nothing dishonest jerk?

Right! Who lied to who first, huh?

How can you call me the dishonest one here?

You lied to me!

You tricked me first!

- You did! - No 1 did not.

How can you say that?

You said you were my fan, one of us,

wanted to join, but you're a cop!

You played me! Do you deny it?

W-well- Fine! Fine I did!

But it was just a little lie. I didn't really play you!

Well maybe I played you, but just so I could join, but just a little lie

and you knew I was playing from the start. So if I didn't really play you,

and if I couldn't play you, how was it playing?

So you played me into thinking that I played you

and when you made me think I played you that made you the real player!

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the fact that you fooled me first, and

touched my butt!

You're not a real cop!

You're using excessive force!

Really? Am I?

Take me to your leader, now!

You're under arrest.

I'm a cop!

Not here.

About time!

Get your gun idiot!

Police! Over there! D-don't move!

S-stay over there!

You!

Run!

Let's go!

Run Master Feng!

Hey! Come back!

Go!

Come.

- Why's she here? - Tell you later.

Let's go!

Get down!

See? We got the Grail.

We're better than those other agents of yours-

This is the police.

This is the police.

Stop the car right now.

Stop those cars right this moment!

This is 112, what's your emergency?

Hurry! Hurry!

- 1 need backup here! - Don't worry.

- Get backup! - We'll send the nearest policeman.

I am the policeman!

Who is she?

Right! How can you go to the station if we're stopped?

Warn us before shooting!

But the station's filled with those guys!

Huh? How'd you know?

Yeah! Not just one!

- There were two - Three!

That's like the whole station!

- They won't listen to us there. - Yeah, he even shot at you!

He'll kill everyone!

We were trying to talk to you. Why are you shooting?

Accident!

Where do we go now?

Be careful.

Help me.

Hold it.

A jacketed hollow point,

there will be still be fragments left inside of her.

How is she?

She's fine,

but she can't move her limbs now, or her mouth.

Can she react?

Sure.

When I point to a letter she'll blink her eyes

and then I can know what she wants to tell me.

Whoa, Really?

- F... - It's not a twitch?

No way.

C...

U-

What did she say?

Flamini's mansion has been robbed.

Sources say that the suspects opened fire against the police

and are responsible for several casualties.

- We'll keep you updated - Miao Miao,

don't worry, It's fine.

You're internationally wanted now.

But don't think negatively, just try to stay calm,

Don't think negatively...

Boss!

Come on.

Look. That's the virus Iron Fist wants.

At 3pm tomorrow I'll trade the Holy Grail.

We've got the criminal as well as the artifact.

We've solved it.

They aren't professionals.

You're dragging them to their deaths.

But it went smooth this time.

Except...

Bruce said she was the only one who handled security for us.

If we turn ourselves in, Is it too late?

Didn't you say the station's crawling with them?

Besides, we've got guns now.

But only Bruce's voice can open the gun safe.

If we don't go, we're sitting ducks.

If we do, at least there's a chance.

I still don't agree.

And how do you know Mr. X is certain to show up?

Because I have the Holy Grail.

Without it maybe he wouldn't-

Done.

They're here! Start the car!

Mr. X is dead.

Iron Fist took the case.

They're here! Start the car!

Come in! We've got him now!

Ah! It's turning over!

Put your weight on it! Go!

Yuck!

LV, Shawn, track our GPS and set up a road block!

- OK! - OK!

The case is down!

Master Feng, we're at K-Bridge setting up a road block!

Feng, can you hear me?

Shawnie!

Shawnie!

Shawnie!

We have to get to Iron Fist.

Oh? What for?

And then what?

To avenge LV, as we should do.

LV doesn't know how to do this stuff,

and neither does he.

You dragged them into this. Don't you feel ashamed of yourself now?

Yeah of course.

1 was wrong.

I know I was.

But does it matter now?

Can it be changed?

I regret it deeply,

so I want to make it right, to at least do something!

To make it right?

You were never thinking of that.

You're a very selfish person.

When you climbed buildings did you ever think of the people below you?

Or about who would have to save you if you got stuck there?

You ever think of them?

Sure, you made it up to the top

and you got a few likes,

but what's beyond all that?

Yeah.

To you it's nothing.

To everyone else it's nothing.

To me though,

I can tell myself,

"No matter how high I can take the challenge!"

"I won't be scared, at least I'll try. And you?

Zhao Feng.

Legless Phoenix.

I know that you staged that whole contest on the lightning rod.

I know that you paid him to lose the competition.

Who will you find?

Who do you think you are?

Who am 1? Who are we, huh?

We're nothing. Don't you see?

Other than hiding behind a screen arguing with people

I haven't really done anything

in my entire life!

I don't want to keep being a loser.

I thought you could lead me to change.

Why don't you have some way to...

- Enough!

I'm sorry.

I'll leave you alone now.

That's not the answer I want.

- [Girl] What is this on my face?

Accept your fate.

Hello? Miao Miao.

Can we meet up?

Shawnie,

all these years

I've bought your inventions back from online.

I hope it'll help you guys.

There's not a lot that I can say out loud,

but with my legs gone

I've nothing and now I'm not scared.

But I think I'm no use to you now.

So if you don't want me around, I'll understand.

Still, I'll always encourage you and support you.

Everyone, go for it.

Oh and Shawnie?

Your assistants came too.

Oh, and there's a friend

who wants to explain the whole plan.

Back in high school, I did the Pole Vault.

Cool.

But one time the pole I was using broke.

From then on I was scared of heights.

And that's why I hate you.

'Cause I can't remember

how it feels to be at the top.

Does it feel nice?

It feels...

well like you're not at the bottom.

I mean it is important to not be at the bottom right?

In high school

I would always think, what college would be like.

But then I didn't ever get accepted.

When I started work

I wanted to see up top where the bosses worked.

But I got fired, so

I've always

had to look up from below.

It's only when I climb

that I'm looked up to.

What'll the sun be like tomorrow?

Together we'll go

and come back.

This is youth!

Cool!

We locate Iron Fist's base

and detonate this truck rigged with explosives inside it.

Finally a plan!

- I can tell you that kid is not yours just by looking at him!

- No you can not! Shut up!

What was that!?

What's going on!?

- Protect the boss!

That's the wrong guy!

Get him out!

Boss!

Pull!

I'll be right there.

I'm the Chief! - Do you understand me?

Let me go right now! Or you will all be dead!

My men will come-

Come on! Look! It's not high Let's jump.

You jump yourself!

Hey!

They coming up?

- Jump. - No!

Hold on, let me think.

- Come on, Jump! - Now listen Feng I'm telling

you there's got to be another way 1 know there is!

You trust me?

No!

Look into my eyes.

Trust me. It'll be over soon.

No! Slow down. Can't we just think a moment?

Look, he's fine.

No,no,no! Hold on there has to be... I've got it!

I've had it.

I hate you!

Slow Down!

I can't!

Hey!

Faster Faster!

[inaudible]

What are you honking at Doofus?

- There's a car chasing us. You're in danger!

- Who do you think you are anyway?

Quickly! Quick!

You're a scumbag!

Huh? You... you...

Sit!

What the heck is this?

What are you doing? Hey! Hey!

GANGSTER ZONE

Master Feng I'm almost there!

0h. Shoot.

Let's go!

A bit higher.

Stomp him! Stomp him! Stomp him!

Seat belt.

Mine's broken!

- Grab on - Huh?

Look!

- No way! - Just look up!

- Don't let me go! - I won't.

Oh no! Are we falling?

I've got you.

Look, Shawn's here.

Hey Shawn! Let us down now!

Hey Shawn!

I respect ladies,

so I treat them the same as men.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Pain hurts.

- You're fooling yourself!

- She's a monster 'cause of you. - He's nothing but a terrorist, right?

And an idiot one at that, right?

That's why her eye's open.

So sad!

- So dumb he fooled himself!

Are you insane?

Let go, Let go!

Let go! Let go! Let me go! Let go!

Idiot.

Idiot.

How are we gonna stop them?

They took the explosives from the truck.

Your EMP device,

it can interrupt circuits right?

Yeah

Like those in an airborne helicopter?

You want to crash it?

It's range is only one meter though.

But that's suicide.

1 got this.

Then I'll race you to it.

Let's show them what we've got.

They can't look down on us.

Right!

If 1 go down,

you take charge.

If you go down, I will then.

Are you a man or not?

Master Feng, hurry!

- To me! - Hey Feng!

Catch!

Got it! Get up!

Let's go!

Stop! Hey, don't move!

Behind you!

Let go of her! Let her go! I said let her go now!

Careful!

Shawn!

Miao!

Go! Just leave me! Go!

Don't force me!

Throw it!

Quick!

Go on!

Hurry!

Superintendent!

It's been a while, but I'll be flying back this afternoon.

Miao Miao, did you know this time you did very well?

But, don't you realize you've raised the statistics?

And by a lot, you realize. I want you to stay behind.

Come back after a few more days! I spoke to headquarters

and we're gonna, count it in next years stats.

Good idea, right?

- Oh sorry but I have another call! - Miao Miao

Miao Yan.

Oh hey, Miao Miao. You're back, Hello!

Sorry sir, I quit.

But what for?

Hey, you know, uh, the civil service salary

is both high, and stable.

This kind of job is hard to find anywhere else.

My salary is a hundred times yours now.

Don't call me again because I've had enough of you.

Go away.

Hey! Miao Miao! Miao Miao!

We're the Order

of the Phantom Knighthood.