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My love, my love.

Hey, hey, hey.

We've had an amazing, an amazing life together.

I wouldn't trade it for anything in this world.

Okay?

But what... what did we always say?

I don't... I don't know anything any more.

Hey, Jim...

Jim...

James, please, I...

I need you accept this... I don't...

I don't want this to be how it ends, okay?

I can't... I can't leave this place knowing that

you and the girls are not going to be okay.

I need you to be strong.

I need you to be the rock!

I can do this.

For you, I can do this.

I'll never love anybody the way that I've loved you.

God damn right you won't.

Okay.

I think I'm ready, okay?

You can bring the girls in.

Okay.

Randy...

...I'm going to have to lean on you

to take care of these two, okay?

You have always been amazing at getting them

to see each other's side.

Mm?

I don't want to leave this world

worried that these two are going to drift apart.

I'll take care of the old man.

Okay. Stank-breath.

Your word?

My word.

Staci...

...you are smart,

you are beautiful...

...and you are ready to bloom.

You took off pretty quickly.

It's not her.

It's just the shell she left behind.

I know you're having a tough time with this.

And I know you are not exactly thrilled about the move.

Tough time?

Why wouldn't I be?

She died.

And you just want to what?

Pack up and move?!

Like that's going to be some remedy for her death?

It's just... think it's best for all of us.

Bullshit!

Don't say that!

It's for you!

Don't pretend like it's for us!

At least own up to that.

What, do you think that you are the only one who lost her?!

I know you are having a tough time with this.

And I know your relationship with her was very special.

And I wish I could say that everything is going to be okay,

and that would give you some sort of comfort.

But the fact of the matter...

the fact of the matter is I can't.

She's dead. She died.

Slowly, and painfully,

and there was nothing we could do about it.

All we got to do is sit back and watch.

So guess what, kid...

it's never going to be okay.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Great pep talk.

You've really got a way with words.

So, how did it go?

Oh, thank you, you are a Godsend. Mm.

Does that mean?

Yep, closed the Mitchell's this morning.

Hung the sold sign about an hour ago.

Ugh, You bitch. How many is that this month?

Five? Six.

Six? Yeah, because

the Gilroy's closed last night, so...

Did you hear they upped the commission

to 15% on the Wilford Lane property?

But of course I fucking did!

Um, will you be a doll, and grab the rest of these markers

out of the trunk for me, bring them in?

Thank you!

Good morning. Oh, hi.

Hi.

Um, I don't think I've ever seen you around town before.

I pretty much know everybody, so...

either you're a tourist or a future resident?

A future resident hopefully.

Amazing! Hi, I'm...

Oh... Thank you.

I'm Austyn Becker.

Hi, uh, James Van Patton...

Jim. Jim, hi.

Hi.

So, how is your day looking today?

You want to maybe potentially go find your dream home?

Or...

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah! I'm game.

Ah, I think we're getting a little out of my price range.

We looked at a lot of good options today, but, um...

I just have one more house on the list.

Consider it a cherry on top.

So, the house has six bedrooms,

a study, a pool outback with waterfalls,

a sauna, state of the art security system,

and if you ever feel like you're getting too cramped,

there is also a casita on the far east end of the property.

A casita on the east end?

Look, this was a fun peak seeing how the wealthy live, but...

I can't afford this. Well, that's up to me and the bank, don't you think?

No, it's up to my bank account.

Wait, hold on. How much do you think this house is worth?

I don't know...

10 million.

Actually, it's only 3.

I mean, this isn't the city.

If we put in an offer we can close at 2.5.

Yeah, but I am looking in the $250,000 range.

I get it, but you know, think of it as an investment.

You only need 10% down, and then you and your family

can enjoy life like the other half.

And you can buy your wife the house

that she always dreamed of.

Actually, my wife passed.

Six months ago.

God, I'm sorry, I...

I just, you know, I saw your ring, and I just assumed...

Breast cancer.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Nope, it's just me,

and my two very stubborn

and rebellious teenage daughters.

I'm just looking to start fresh.

Their mother, she really knew how to communicate with them.

Every time I open my mouth it's like I'm verbally trying

to disarm a bomb.

It's funny.

I was the exact same way when I was a teenager.

Are you married?

Yeah, I was. Um...

but he left me for a 22-year-old weather boy.

What do you say you show me the rest of the house?

You gotta be kidding me!

This is amazing!

Austyn?

Austyn?

Austyn?

Austyn?

Austyn?

Oh, sorry.

I'm so sorry, I left my purse upstairs.

Sorry. Yeah.

Um... so, what do you think?

Holy fuck balls!

This place is amazing!

You know, most men, they just buy fast cars to compensate.

Don't you think this is a bit much?

Okay, you know what?

You have made it perfectly clear that you are against this, okay?

Note taken.

But we're here now, the deal is done.

Okay. Hey!

Can you just try to enjoy yourself,

please?!

Come on, I need you here to be with us.

We are a team now, the three of us.

A team?

I think you mean a family!

We're a family now, the three of us.

Jesus, what is it with men and sports analogies?

Thank God.

This place is fucking awesome!

Did you see the town on the drive in?

It looks like the town from "Phenomenon."

Hey, John Travolta was fucking hot in that movie.

I definitely would have sucked...

Hey, girls! Hey, Pops.

Did you pick what rooms you're going to take?

Yeah. I'm all unpacked. I'm gonna check out the pool.

BTW, having a pool is fucking amazing!

Well, I'm glad you like it.

Are you all settled in?

I think I left a box of books.

I bet downtown has a bookstore.

We could drive in tomorrow and check it out.

What do you think? Do you think they have

a first edition of "Farewell to Arms"?

A what? Never mind.

Well, we can have somebody ship it.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ!

Dad, are you okay?

Yeah, no, I'm fine.

Fucking bird.

Hey, did you guys know that the doorbell has a camera on it?

It's called RING!

And, yeah, we're aware.

It's called RING.

It's pretty cool.

Oh! Welcome!

We thought you'd be so busy unpacking

that you wouldn't be able to answer,

but we got lucky, and here you are.

Well, thank you so very much.

I'm Joan Gleeson. And I am David.

Ah, Jim...

Jim Van Patton. It's a pleasure.

We just wanted to stop by and welcome you to the neighborhood.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Come on in.

Oh, no no no, it's quite alright, we can't stay.

I think my left boob is smaller than my right boob.

Randy. come meet the neighbors.

Maybe.

This is Joan and David Gleeson.

Hi, I'm Randy.

Oh, hi, Randy. Nice to meet you as well.

Hey, where's your sister?

Oh, she's probably upstairs sulking.

Oh, grab her really fast. I want her to meet the neighbors.

Sure.

Staci, come downstairs and meet the neighbors!

Kids.

Hiya gorgeous, this is Joan and David Gleeson.

This is my youngest, Staci.

Hi, Staci, it's very nice to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Dad, I'm gonna go hit the pool.

Have fun. Thanks. Nice to meet you.

You as well!

So great seeing this house filled with a family again.

Yeah, they told it was on the market for what, over a year?

Longer, I think.

Yeah, it's nice it finally sold.

It was really putting a pitch on the property value.

Don't want to be upside down on a mortgage, tell you what.

Right. Well, I'm glad we found it.

Just make sure you keep up on the yard.

Nobody likes getting a letter from the HOA...

Home Owners Association.

I'll give you Luis's number. He does our yard, he's fabulous.

That would be fantastic, thank you so much.

Ah, so, you know, when you're all settled,

we'd love to have you over for dinner...

and your wife.

Oh, it's...

it's just me and the girls. Oh...

Well, again it's great having you here,

and we hope you'll love it as much as we do.

Maybe you and I can hit the links together sometime?

- Sure thing. - Alright.

Well, we'll let you get back to settling in.

And if you need anything at all, we are

just the house to the right.

Great. Sure.

Thank you. Mm-hmm.

You know, you could go a little easier on him.

You two have a closer relationship.

Whatever, dude.

You know he cares about you just as much.

He doesn't have a choice.

You know how hard this has been for him?

You know how much he loved her.

I just... I feel so lost without her.

We all feel lost without her.

That's why it's so important that we are there

for each other now, more than ever.

I feel like I would be better off on my own, honestly.

How can you say that?

I couldn't even imagine you not being around.

I mean you can put on this facade

and play the lone she-wolf routine,

but I know, as well as you do, you'd miss me.

Maybe. Maybe?!

Bitch!

Stop it! Stop! Are you fucking kidding me?!

Make me!

Shit.

It'll be alright about Helen.

I'll send her to Switzerland.

Randy, are you alright?

There's somebody outside!

Dispatch, I need a team at 616 Wilford Lane!

Jesus Christ.

You got some pipes on you, honey.

You scared this bottle right off the counter.

Evening. Sheriff James, Deputy Boyle.

Thank you so much for coming so quickly.

Ah, Jim... Jim Van Patton.

Please come on inside.

It's, uh, fine out here.

We... were notified about a possible home intrusion?

Uh, no. Actually my...

my daughter thinks she saw someone peeping in on her

while she was changing.

Did you get a clear look at the suspect?

Did I? No, my daughter saw him through the window.

Can we speak with your daughter then, uh, with your permission?

Of course you can.

Hey, Randy, come here please.

It's okay honey, come on.

Hi. Hello, ma'am.

Your father was telling us that you, uh...

caught someone peeping in on you.

Yes.

I mean, maybe...

It was just a shadow.

It was really dark.

Are you certain that someone was watching you?

Something was there...

I think.

Well, I chased after him. You chased after him?

Well, I ran outside,

and by the time I got there he was gone.

I think he ran over to David's yard.

David's yard?

Yeah, um...

Joan and David, um... Gleeson.

We met them earlier today.

You met the Mayor and his wife earlier today?

David is the Mayor?

10 years strong.

He, uh... failed to mention that part.

Mayor Gleeson, humble...

to a fault.

Okay, well, regardless, where do we go from here?

Well, we can, uh, go over and talk to Mayor Gleeson

and see if they noticed anything.

The chances are it's a...

(KAI-OAT) just a coyote.

"Kai-oat"?

(KAI-YO-TEE) Coyote.

Oh.

Woods are filled with them here, hills...

and at night, and they scavenge for...

house pets, cats.

Now both you and your daughter stated that neither

of you got a clear look at the perpetrator.

So, well, unless you have something else

that you can remember, it's...

Yeah, I suggest that, uh, you get a rifle.

It's for your own protection.

Well, I... I own a rifle,

but I have no intention of using it.

You don't have to hit 'em. You just...

a shot is gonna chase them off.

Here.

What's this? Flash drive.

I downloaded all of tonight's security camera footage onto it.

Maybe you can sift through it and see

if you can get a clear shot of him.

Well, thank you, and y'all have a goodnight,

and lock up, and keep the rifle handy...

somewhere where you can find it.

Goodnight.

Well, excuse me, aren't you... aren't you gonna go

over to the Gleesons?

Listen, it's not a good idea for me to go over

and wake the Mayor at this time of night.

Now, if you have any other problems, please give me a call,

I'll gladly come back.

Ladies.

Come on, let's get you inside, let's get some rest.

Okay, so let me get this straight.

"Netflix and chill" doesn't mean watch a movie and relax?

No. It's code.

Code? Code for what?

For what we girls do with guys

that we generally don't like to define

for our parental figures. Okay, that's gross,

why are we still talking about this?

Because it is making uncomfortable.

Yes! There's a coffee shop.

I mean, it's not Starbucks, but it will do.

Okay, do you really need coffee?

Yeah. Okay, because when I was your age I didn't drink...

Yeah, we know, okay, you walked both ways

uphill in the snow and you had to rent movies

and rewind them and suffer late fees.

I totally had to rewind them.

Yeah. Yeah, because it was tape.

Bye!

Alright, well, are you just gonna... Alright. Have fun.

Hey, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

Hey, hey, David. Good morning.

Or should I say Mayor Gleeson?

I guess the secret's out.

So, I heard there was some commotion at the house?

Is everything alright? Yeah, no, everything is fine, thank you.

Yeah, Randy was a little shaken up.

Yeah. Let me put your mind at ease.

This is one of the safest cities in the state.

I mean chances are it was just some critter looking for scraps.

But it's better being safe than sorry, right?

And you don't need to go calling the Sheriff,

upsetting the neighbors.

Well, yeah, you know, I'm sure Randy was overreacting a bit.

Exactly. You know teenagers,

always blowing things out of proportion, exaggerating.

You have to think about the property values.

I mean, why would somebody pay for a gated community

if the gates don't work, am I right?

Yeah, sure. But, uh...

Oh, hey, do you have any plans for this evening?

Well, I was gonna Netflix and chill. Good, because Joan and I

were going to grab some dinner and drinks

at the Alehouse with some friends.

Why won't you join us?

Oh, I don't know about that. Ah, come on, buddy,

Joan and I rarely get out.

Come on.

Sounds like a good time.

8:00 it is. 8:00.

I'll see you there. Okay.

Hang on. Those are the new girls, right?

Yeah, yeah, Randy and... something.

Goddamn, she's fucking hot.

What...

What's up? I'm Matt.

I know who you are.

Hotshot quarterback, right?

Number 1 in the state!

What is it with small towns and their predilection for football?

Don't your type normally date the head cheerleader

or something?

I, uh, I just wanted to say hi and introduce myself.

It's, uh, Randy, right?

That's right.

And this is my sister, Staci.

It's nice to meet you, Staci. I'm Matt.

Yeah, what's good, I'm Miles.

Alright, well, you ladies have a lovely day

and enjoy your weekend.

I just wanted to say welcome to Auburn.

Can I, uh, can I get your Snap?

Sure.

It's Randy-I-am.

Alright. Awesome.

See you. It's nice meeting y'all.

Jesus, don't you think it's a little tight?

Please! You wish you looked this good.

Aw, Dad, you look awesome.

Oh, thank you.

I remember her doing this for you.

Yeah, because I could never do it.

Where are you going tonight?

Well, if you must know, I'm having drinks with the Mayor

and his wife, and some friends.

Ooh, the Mayor!

Way to infiltrate that aristocracy.

You look great!

Thank you.

Good job, sweetie.

What the hell are you wearing?

I look hot, right?

No, you look like a hooker.

This is Alexandre Vauthier.

I have no idea who that is.

That's okay.

All that matters is that you bought it for me!

Oh, if you're happy, then I'm happy.

Now go upstairs and get a coat.

Are you kidding me?

Honey, you are in high school,

in a very small town with people who inevitably gossip.

I'm not going to be that father who allows his daughter

to go out dressed like that.

But I don't have a coat that matches this dress...

Upstairs! Coat, now!

No argument!

Really?!

Oh, shit, I gotta go.

You look good.

Thank you.

Look, if you need anything I'm a call away, okay?

Okay. If anything goes wrong, I'll just grab the rifle.

Don't say that. I know.

I know, I'm kidding. Don't touch the gun.

Look, you girls are old enough where I don't have to worry

about having a gun in the house, okay?

But when I get some time,

I am gonna show you how to use it.

Really? Yeah.

Sweet!

Love you.

Hey, there he is!

Welcome!

- Have a seat. - Okay.

Oh, hello. Hello.

Long time no see.

Yeah. How are you?

I'm well. Nice to see you.

Uh, it's a little crazy.

- Yeah? - But it's nice to see you.

You too.

Dad?

Randy?

Dad?

D'oh! Jesus Christ, what the fuck?!

There's somebody inside the house! What?!

Inside my room. What?

Stay here!

All clear.

What?! No! That's not possible!

Yeah, I don't know what to tell you, the entire house is empty.

The chandelier moved on it's own,

and my door slammed shut.

I swear. I believe you.

It was probably just the wind.

Look, the window was open in the room,

and it must have caused the door to slam during a burst of wind,

or something...

Hey, hey, we're here now, and the house is empty, okay?

I heard banging on the other side of the door.

I mean, I don't know what we can do...

Dad's not answering and, um...

I guess we could call the Sheriff?

What?

Call the Sheriff's office and tell him what?

A door closed in the house?

That the chandelier is possessed?

Ah! The security cameras!

Look, it's right here.

See! It's the wind.

Look, look, no one is in the room and the door closes.

I don't know, Staci, it could be a draft, or something.

What if it's something else?

Like what?

Maybe it's something paranormal.

A ghost?

Dude, are you fucking kidding me?

If a ghost was actually haunting your house...

Aah!

You should have seen your face! This isn't a fucking joke.

Oh, wait, come back! I was just messing with you.

Oh, fuck.

Randy?!

- Staci?! - In here.

What happened?

It's still up for debate.

Look at this.

What am I looking at?

This is the security cam footage from tonight.

Okay.

It's probably just a draft.

That's what Matt said.

She's really freaked out.

Where is she? Upstairs asleep.

I'm gonna go check on her, okay?

- How are you doing? - I'm okay.

Alright, we'll talk about it in the morning.

Yeah. Goodnight.

Jesus. Staci, what are you doing up?

Staci?

Staci, are you okay?

Staci?!

So you don't remember anything?

No.

So it had to be sleepwalking.

So what happened next?

You slightly woke up and I helped you back into bed

- What about the door? - Do you guys know where my beach tote is?

What's a beach tote? It's a bag you put all your beach shit in,

like lotion, and towels...

Hallway cabinet, living room.

I already saw it...

with your sister. Okay.

I'm with Matt on this one, it looks a draft.

To me it was scary.

Okay, but from what I'm seeing

it's a little farfetched to say the house is haunted.

What are you saying?

It's not a haunting until what?

Until something drags me to hell? Yes.

So I'll just wait around until something potentially kills me?!

Look, I know that moving is hard,

and maybe...

and maybe the loss of... Don't you dare!

Okay, I understand.

Packing up is difficult.

Okay?

But we're here now, in this amazing house.

And, yes, starting over is hard.

This has nothing to do with the move!

It feels like you two are teaming up on me!

No, we're not!

Okay, let's... let's... let's just look at it

from a different perspective, okay?

An outsiders' perspective.

- Haunted house... - Mm-hmm.

Teenage girl all by herself in the middle of the night,

blowing things out of proportion...

Huh?

We just all handle grief differently.

It's all I'm saying.

I probably drink too much. You sleepwalk.

Your sister...

wears less clothes.

It's all perfectly normal.

You're right!

You're so right!

I mean, it's probably just the wind.

I just have an overly active imagination.

Come on, that's not what I'm saying... No, you know what?

I can't do this right now.

Where are you going? Matt's house.

Chill in the backyard, catch some rings.

Sweet. Can I come?

Fuck yeah, you can!

Awesome! I'm gonna go change.

Who's ganging up on who now?!

Chicks before dicks!

What does that even mean?

Fuck!

So, I think my dad's fucking someone.

No shit!

Women can just sense these things.

You... You really think Dad's seeing someone?

I mean, it's nobody special.

If it was his girlfriend we would have met her.

But he is definitely hooking up. Gross, dude!

Don't say this shit!

Relax! Everybody's gotta get laid.

Dad, you...

definitely you...

me... everyone!

Cheers to that!

So, I hear your house is haunted?

Oh, yeah? Where did you hear that?

Word gets around.

It could be.

You think so?

I mean, a couple of years back there this older kid named Cody.

He...

Dude, what the fuck?!

Dude...

chill with that.

Why? I was just saying...

Saying what?

Nothing.

Come on, tell me. I want to know.

It's nothing. It's nothing.

Last year, this kid,

he did some stupid shit in your neighborhood.

That's all.

Okay...

don't tell me.

It's probably not that good anyways.

No, it's bad.

Like, my mom still cries when she thinks about it bad.

So... Really?

It doesn't matter.

It has nothing to do with some door closing at your house.

I mean, besides, do you really want to be the new girl

who thinks her house is haunted?

Fuck that! We just moved here.

I'm not gonna be the weird girl.

How was it?

Fucking awesome!

I'm gonna go take a shower. Cool.

Hey, it was great hanging out with you tonight.

Yeah, I had a good time.

Did you have fun? Yeah.

It was cool.

Do you have any plans tonight?

Not that I know of. Why?

Are you trying to get me out of the house?

No, it's just...

uh...

you were out really late last night, and...

Never mind.

Do you wanna pop some popcorn and play some pool?

Yeah. Let's go.

Goodnight. Goodnight, Dad.

Are you okay? Yeah.

Hey, how are you doing?

I'm good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

How is she doing?

We're gonna be okay.

We just needed to settle into this place,

but, uh, I think it's working out.

Okay.

Sweet dreams.

What's the matter?

Staci!

What?

Staci?!

Staci?!

Staci?!

Staci?!

Dad, I found her!

Staci?

It's peculiar to say the least.

What is it I can do for you, Mr. Van Patton?

Um...

I just need somebody to, uh, look at the footage and...

and give me their assessment.

I think you daughter Staci is a sleepwalker.

Randy's blanket, that adheres to the laws of gravity

like anything else.

Have you tried taking Staci to a...

physician?

I did that this morning.

They said it was...

They said it may be sleepwalking brought on

by the loss of her mother.

Well, there's your answer.

I have to say I agree with it.

Sheriff, um...

with all due respect,

I think there's something more than that.

Strange things are happening in my house!

Are you...

suggesting that something...

ethereal or...?

Have you ever heard of a kid by the name of Cody?

Cody?

My daughter said that her, uh,

her boyfriend and his friend

mentioned a kid that lived in this town by the name of Cody.

And what are they saying about this kid Cody?

She really couldn't say.

But she said something really bad happened.

Mr. Van Patton, I have been the Sheriff

in this town for over 25 years.

Most of my days are spent with property line disputes,

drunken teenagers causing a ruckus.

If something bigger than that happens in this town,

I am the one to know.

Something strange is happening in my house!

Mr. Van Patton, I am not disputing that.

But right now, right at this moment,

what would you have me do?

There's nothing... nothing online anywhere about ghost

or hauntings in Auburn, California, or Francisco Oaks.

That is because ghosts, they are not real.

Then how do you explain the other night?

I don't know.

You said at the doctor this morning

they said it was stress leading to your sleepwalking.

They said it could be.

I mean, they couldn't confirm it.

Oh, come on! I mean what else could it be?

You get up at the middle of the night

and you walk around while you're sleeping.

Well, what about Cody?

What?

Miles, he was saying something about Cody...

No. No way, I'm not talking about that.

About what? Look, that has nothing to do with ghosts.

I mean, it's just some town tragedy

that we're all trying to move past.

I mean it... it could have been...

No it fucking couldn't have been.

Come on, please?

I'll give you a tour of my room later.

Okay. Alright, alright.

Spill.

A couple of years ago...

this kid Cody shot his mother

and his father and his little sister.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, so that's the town's dirty secret.

I mean, we keep it quiet partly because folks say

it hurts property value and tourist traffic,

and partly because the town folks, I mean,

they love their guns, and nothing makes you rethink

that more than kids shooting their parents.

What happened to Cody?

After he shot his family he turned the gun on himself.

Where did this happen?

Francisco Oaks.

Uh, I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you correctly.

Where?

Francisco Oaks.

Girls, none of that matters.

How can you be certain?

How many ghosts do you know that use guns?

Yeah, thank you.

How are you so bad at this?

Shut up! I've never done this before.

I don't understand.

Uh...

let me show you how to do it.

Actually, you know what? Here, let me show you.

Let me help you out real quick.

Seriously? What?

The old "teach you how to play pool" move.

Hey, you need to focus.

I'm just trying to help you out with your form, that's all.

So what you wanna do, put your hand like right there...

Right there?

Yeah.

Okay, we're gonna shoot at the green ball right there.

Alright.

Put your hand right there.

Okay.

Now smoothly...

hit it.

Nailed it! Totally!

Couldn't do it better myself.

What? Something wrong?

Uh...

Nah.

Okay.

What the fuck?

Fucking Miles!

Real fucking funny, bro!

Dude, what are you talking about?

You know exactly what I am talking about!

There has to be more to this story.

There's not.

Then you explain what's happening!

How the fuck should I know?

Things don't just move on their own.

That's the fucking truth!

I think my dad's home.

Staci? Randy?

We're out here, Dad.

Oh, hey guys. I think the house is haunted.

Oh, now hold on. That's a big thing to say.

My dresser moved. It was so terrifying.

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Slow down.

Slow down. One at a time. What did you see?

They told us, Dad.

Cody murdered his parents,

and then his little sister, and then himself.

It had to have happened in this house.

Okay, sweetie, if that were true,

and I don't think it is because Austyn would have told me,

I don't it has anything to do with

what you say is happening here.

And what do you think is happening here?

Well, I wish I knew, but at least nobody was hurt.

At least no one got hurt?

Are we gonna getting hurt? No.

- How do you know? - Uh... because I just do?!

Uh, well, we know for a fact that this happened.

Mm, we know for a fact that it didn't happen here.

How could you possibly know that?

Disclosure.

What's that?

Hold on a second.

Disclosure...

disclosure.

Right here.

None. Okay. So what does that prove?

Okay, well, if a murder had taken place in this house

they'd have to disclose it prior to sale.

It's a legal thing.

So, no one was murdered in this house?

Well, I'd think you'd be more happy than that, but yes.

So no one died in this house?

Correct, genius.

Then what's happening?

Aah!

Jim. Hello, David.

Joan and I couldn't help but notice

Deputy Boyle in your driveway last night.

What, do you have a telescope pointed at my house?

Cody Harden, ring a bell?

Jim, what's this all about? You tell me, David!

I haven't the slightest.

What if we unwind the loan?

West National Bank finance your own loan, right?

How do you know that? I'm on the board.

What do you say we unwind the loan, less 10%,

and then you and your family can just...

push on.

You're a part of this.

Part of what?

Listen to yourself, Jim.

I'm just a man trying to do a job.

Go fuck yourself, David.

That's rude.

It's about time you called.

You sure know how to make a girl doubt herself, don't you?

You want a drink?

What do you know about my house?

What do you mean? Like square footage, or...?

You ever heard of the name Cody Harden?

I mean, yeah, everyone in this town has.

And?

And...

he's some, like, psycho kid who blew his chance

at college and shot his parents.

Where did her live?

Okay, I see where this is going.

Okay, he lived in Francisco Oaks.

I mean, I guess I could have told you about it,

but it was a long time ago

and it has absolutely nothing to do with your sale.

So he didn't live in my house?

What?! No!

I mean, do you think that I wouldn't tell you

about something like that?

I mean, where is all this coming from?

There's just a lot of strange things happening.

Strange like what?

Doors opening and closing unexpectedly, cabinets...

I mean, it's a little exciting, no?

My girls are having a tough time with it.

Are you sure this is really happening?

What do you mean if I'm sure?

I got it all on security surveillance

And you're sure they're not, like, faking it?

Faking it?!

I don't know. You said your daughter, Staci,

is, like, having a rough time with the move and everything.

Okay.

Okay, so maybe this is like her way

of getting back at you, or something?

So you think my daughter is faking it to punish me

for making her move?

Look, I'm just asking a question, okay?

I mean, you said that she is a bit of a firecracker.

I'm just, like, thinking of some shit

I might pull when I'm that age, you know?

I overlooked the paperwork from the sale.

There's nothing listed under disclosures.

That's because there's nothing to disclose.

Oh, so doors didn't open and close unexpectedly

previously to me moving in?

Look, are you fucking serious?

Like, what do you think, that your house is

haunted or something and I just knew about it

- and didn't tell you? - Did you?

Look, you're out of your fucking mind, okay?

You live in a mansion in Francisco Oaks!

It's not like some old plantation

out in the middle of nowhere.

So you have nothing to tell me? Oh, my God!

Are you seriously really asking me this right now?

No, asshole! Okay?

Some murdering kid didn't live in your house,

and a satanic cult didn't sacrifice virgins

in your fucking basement either.

Honestly, look, this is...

Can you just get the fuck out?!

Excuse me?

You heard me! Get the fuck out!

I'm gonna ask you one more time!

And I'm gonna tell you one more time!

This is my family!

Alright. You, uh, you want us to come in?

Wait, what?

I think we're okay. Yeah?

My dad's home, so we should be fine.

- Sure? - Yeah.

Goodnight.

Dad?

Dad?!

I don't think he's home.

Ah, shit!

Ah, damn it!

Camp out in the living room again?

Definitely.

At least we made it to the bedroom this time.

Yeah.

It's nice. Yeah?

I mean, don't get me wrong, I still like the couch.

Mm.

I'm gonna go use your bathroom, okay?

Okay, yeah, it's downstairs. Okay.

Staci?

Staci?

Staci?!

You sure you can't stay?

No. My girls have already called twice.

I can't leave them in that house alone.

Call me tomorrow?

Yes. Okay.

Bye.

Dad!

Dad!

Staci!

Staci!

Well, I think it's pretty apparent from this footage,

let alone the deposition and the evidence

that we... we had at the, uh, at the Sheriff's place,

the Placer Valley Sheriff's Department.

Placer County. Yeah, yeah.

We were there, and we talked to people.

We talked to, uh, uh, Matt Bronson,

we got a deposition from him, uh, Marshal Miles,

we talked to him twice, and Deputy...

Boyle.

I have it here.

It's Deputy Boyle,

who was on the premises on the night in question,

and he documented that paranormal activity did happen

at the Van Patton home.

We've never denied that.

What we are waiting on is for you

to produce any wrongdoing

against Mr. Webster's client and the bank.

Alright, well, you got me there.

Luckily, we have recently come into the possession

of, uh, another video.

This was anonymously given to my client two, three days ago.

I think you'll enjoy this.

Where the fuck did you get that?

Apparently, your client is not only aware

of the existence of this video, but she knows what it shows.

Here we call it in the law Consciousness of Guilt.

Do it.

That's final.

Add a zero.

Jim, wait.

Let it go, Austyn.

Jim, please, I really do care about you.

I'm sorry, I just...

You care about me?

You put the lives of my daughters in jeopardy

all so you could turn a buck,

and you are going to have the audacity

to tell me you care about me?

Look, I'm sorry.

I get it.

Is it done, Daddy? Oh, yeah!

It took a while, but the casino finally cashed the check.

Well, I guess it's time to celebrate.

Yes, it is.

My God, we fucking did it!

Yeah, we did.

This is heavier than I thought.

Yeah, each one's like 23 pounds.

Oh...

I think I am going to need your help with this.

Help with what?

Well, I've never been fucked on a million dollars before.

Ah, well, by all means, I'll give you a hand.

I can't believe you had to fuck that old chick.

Yeah. It's the only way I could get the footage, baby.

Why would she even keep it?

Oh, come on, she's no dummy.

She kept it for leverage against the Mayor, bank.

Bury this.

Yeah, the important thing is we got it.

Did you enjoy fucking her?

Oh, yeah.

It's not funny. No.

Ah... there's only you, baby.

Really? Yeah.

I'll get it. Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me get some pants on.

Is that it?

Yes, it is.

Oh, that better be your cut.

It's my cut.

I told Daddy I wanna go fuck on a million dollars.

So it's done?

We fucking did it?

We did it.

It's time to celebrate.

The two of yous were masterful.

You weren't so bad yourself.

Oh, well, thank you.

The owner's at the point that he's willing

to just sell the house at any asking price.

It's like the minute I mention the murders,

people just freak out and walk.

So what's the plan?

Honestly, I'm about to just say fuck it, and not tell anyone.

Fail to disclose?

You could lose your license for that! Oh, well.

The way you guys figured out and sold those scare gags,

it was... it was perfect!

It was... It was mind blowing!

It wasn't hard.

Just a bunch of mono films

and watching a shit ton of horror movies.

Yeah, but that footage, that last night,

that footage, that spooky shit?

I'm a believer now.

Well, it's about time, because I was getting pretty sick

and tired of you shitting all over our hauntings.

Ah, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that, no, no, no.

Don't get me wrong, opening and closing the doors was great.

It was great.

But we needed something to you know,

raise the settlement.

You know, but that footage, I'm telling you,

that footage, it's gonna be an urban legend in that town.

Mark my words.

Yeah, it will. It better be.

They're gonna fucking talk about it forever.

Robin would have loved those shadows.

I wish she was here for this one. Mm.

To Robin.

Best grifter I ever knew.

Yeah.

You played a great dad in this one.

Thank you.

But, uh, oh man, I was... I was nervous without her.

I mean she always played the mom grift, like, so good, right?

I mean, she really knew how to sell it.

Mm. Yeah.

She was fearless.

Don't sell yourself short.

You were a wonderful widower.

You really screwed over that real estate bitch.

She fell for you so hard.

Oh, she has superb taste.

Now I'm a charmer.

Goddamn you will.

So, uh, heading off to the city?

Yeah. Tomorrow.

What about you two?

Daddy's taking me to Paris.

Yeah, we're gonna cruise around Europe.

You should come. Nah.

I'm road tripping, gotta figure some things out.

Well, we will see you at the next adventure.

Yeah. Sure.

So, we did it.

It wasn't the same without you.

I don't it's ever going to be the same without you.

I guess it's time for me to become what you were for me

all these years ago.

I was just lost.

Turning tricks for drugs.

It seems like a different person.

You gave me strength.

You gave me confidence.

You gave me hope.

I guess I need to find someone that I could do that for,

pay it forward, you know?

I miss you.

I hope you're happy.

I'm gonna head back to the city now,

but we'll talk again soon.

I promise.

Hey.

I don't know what I'm gonna do without you.

Make sure you kill them...

...before they kill you.