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[The Deer and the Cauldron]

[Episode 5]

Eunuch Gui, you'll be blessed after surviving this.

You'll have endless prospects.

Eunuch Gui, you're young and brave.

If you're not an eunuch...

What's wrong with being an eunuch?

Eunuch

is very good.

Then, Eunuch Gui is an unprecedented eunuch, who can't be succeeded.

Stop!

It's not good to use the phrase "can't be succeeded" here.

It's okay.

Our job is not meant to be succeeded anyway.

Not bad.

Not bad.

Based on my opinion,

Eunuch Gui is wise and brave, the number one eunuch.

Totally agree.

Actually, I think

as long as I can work for His Majesty,

it doesn't matter

if I'm a eunuch.

Yes.

His Majesty asked to see Gui!

Greetings Your Majesty!

Get up.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Your Majesty. I missed you so much.

Are you okay? Are you injured?

No. Not injured at all. I'm still strong!

Great. How did you escape?

How did I escape...?

Your Majesty.

I don't think it's important

to talk about how I escaped now.

-Then, what is important? -What's important is...

Your Majesty should offer me a troop immediately.

I'll lead them to capture Oboi's remnants.

I approve.

Go and ask Soggotu for three thousand well-trained soldiers for the seizure!

At Your Majesty's command.

Brother.

-It's here. -Here.

[Memorial tablet of Manchuria First Warrior, Guwalgiya Oboi]

Indeed, they are the remnants of Oboi.

Officer we've searched around, but couldn't find any traitor.

They know that Eunuch Gui has escaped.

Hence, they definitely know that soldiers would come.

I can't blame anyone for not finding them.

It's true.

Have you found Oboi's body?

No.

This...

Did they bring Oboi's body with them too?

I remember now!

I think they said that they buried the body at...

Buried at where?

The vegetable farm in the backyard.

-Vegetable farm? -I think so.

Did you hear it? Hurry and search for it!

Your Majesty.

What shall we do with Oboi's body?

Though Oboi was sinful,

but he was a commendable officer previously.

He was also a chiliarch, appointed by the late emperor.

Let him rest in peace.

Your Majesty, great decision.

People will definitely cheer on Your Majesty's kindness.

This evil traitor left too easily.

His Majesty made a good decision.

Officer Suo.

You have to continue searching for Oboi's remnants.

They committed a crime

in Prince Kang's Mansion during the daytime.

If we let them go, they will cause bigger trouble next time.

At Your Majesty's command.

Your Majesty, I'm willing to disguise myself

and help you to look around outside the palace.

No way.

You're not good at martial arts. I'm worried about you.

Your Majesty. I know that Your Majesty cares about me.

But, don't worry. I'm smart.

I won't fight with them face to face. I'll outsmart them.

If I feel that I'm in danger,

I'll run away. I won't fight with them.

Why will I be involved in it? Am I right?

Be careful.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

By the way, these three people came to Pan's Restaurant

and sat in a small room.

Ti Xia sat on the main seat.

Incense Master Wei.

You...

You... You're Feng...

-Ji Zhong. -Yes! Brother Feng.

What's up? Are you here to listen to the story too?

Come. Have a seat. Look at your sweat. Have some tea. Here.

Incense Master, Qingmu Lodge is in trouble.

What trouble?

What happened exactly?

It was done by Bai brothers, people from Yunnan Prince Mu's Mansion.

Bai brothers? Yunnan Prince Mu's Mansion?

Prince Mu's Mansion is well known among people.

They are doing the same thing

as we are, the Heaven and Earth Society.

We will definitely make a big fuss

if we fight with them.

Hence, please lead us, Incense Master Wei.

Don't... Don't ask me to lead you.

I'm... I'm inexperienced.

I... I never encounter things like this.

What about... What about this?

We can do this. I think Taoist is good at talking.

We let Taoist to suggest two ideas.

We will choose between them. Choose between them. Alright?

We don't have another choice anyway.

We shall go to Bai's House.

If they apologize to Third Brother Xu,

we will let this go.

If they don't...

Anyway, we have treated them with courtesy before we fight.

Alright!

We've decided on this!

Let's do what Taoist suggested!

Let's go now!

- Incense Master Wei, slowly. - Slowly.

-Are you okay? -I'm okay.

- We're here? - It's here.

[Bai's House]

[Bai's House] This Bai's House...

I knew without seeing the two words above.

[Bai means white] This must be Bai's House.

Inform them.

You are...

Please inform them.

We're from the Heaven and Earth Society.

Second Hero Bai, how are you?

We, from the Heaven and Earth Society, is here to greet you.

This is Incense Master Wei from Qingmu Lodge.

I am...

Did someone die in your house?

You knew about it.

Are you mocking me?

Second Hero Bai. Incense Master Wei brought people from

the Heaven and Earth Society here.

Is this how people from Prince Mu's Mansion treat their visitors?

Great.

Please.

- Incense Master, please. - Please.

You're here at the right time.

Today, I'll kill the few of you

and take revenge for my brother! Go!

Wait!

Second Hero Bai!

What does this mean?

What do you think?

My brother

was killed by Xu Tian Chuan from your Heaven and Earth Society.

I must take revenge on you!

You...

No. Why are you looking at me?

You didn't tell me that

his brother is killed by

Third Brother Xu.

We didn't know too.

What shall we do?

Confuse him.

Confuse him.

Second Hero Bai!

Brother Xu is severely injured by you too.

He's dying now.

Now, we don't even know if he will live.

Who cares if he will live?

Even if he dies,

his life is not worth my brother's life.

Kill them!

Are you the Sacred Hand Resident of Prince Mu's Mansion?

Su Gang, Hero Su?

-I am. -Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. -They are...?

This is Incense Master Wei from Qingmu Lodge.

This rascal has a glib tongue. I'm really...

Men from the Heaven and Earth Society

are well known among people too.

We can't act abruptly.

Tell us about what happened in details.

I fought with Lofty Mountain Flowing Water.

My brother fought with Sweeping A Thousand Troops.

Who knew that Thieve Xu

would use his killing strike

and kill my brother.

Second Hero Feng. Why don't we act out

the Lofty Mountain Flowing Water and the Sweeping A Thousand Troops

that Second Hero Bai just mentioned for Hero Su?

- Alright. - Alright.

Lofty Mountain Flowing Water!

Sweeping A Thousand Troops!

Stop!

-You are...? -Lofty Mountain Flowing Water.

-You are...? -Sweeping A Thousand Troops.

Second Hero Bai,

did both of you use these skills at the same time?

Yes.

Brother Feng. If I didn't ask them to stop just now,

you will be cut into two pieces by the Lofty Mountain Flowing Water

and chopped into another two pieces by the Sweeping A Thousand Troops.

Four pieces in total.

I can feel the pain just by imagining it.

Yes.

Hero Su, tell us your conclusion.

Second Brother Bai. Though Xu Tian Chuan killed a man,

he had no choice.

He was self defensing.

He's not guilty.

Then, my brother died for nothing?

Our Third Brother Xu is injured by you too.

How can you explain this?

He's right!

Third Brother Xu

was dying when we came out.

He might already pass away now.

We are part of this society,

we care about morality and justice.

We will

-let this go. -This...

Great!

Great!

Since Hero Su said so,

we will settle it like this then.

Good...

We've settled this.

Later, four of use will pay our respect to Hero Bai in front of his body.

This is... This is settled.

Else, looking at our skills.

If we fight, both sides will be badly injured.

I don't think it's worth it.

The most important thing is not to break

the harmony between Mu's House and the Heaven and Earth Society.

Who needs your fake kindness?

Since Second Hero Bai is not accepting our sincerity,

we shall leave then.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

They're just leaving like this?

My brother!

[♪Hai is 9 pm to 11 pm] Hai! Stop working, for our fortune and prosperity!

Your Majesty, please spare my life!

Your Majesty?

I'm the best in martial arts,

the head of Jian Ning Clique.

Head! Head, please spare my life!

I... I surrender! I surrender!

Don't you dare to surrender so quickly!

You are my slave.

Come. Let's practice a skill.

It's called "Zhu Ge Liang Catching Meng Huo Seven Times"!

Princess! Zhu Ge Liang caught Meng Huo seven times,

but you just need to catch me

one time.

How can it be so simple?

I have my second skill too!

It's called "Zhu Ge Liang burning the army in rattan armor"!

I'm not wearing a rattan armor.

I can just burn your clothes.

Don't do that! We can't try your second skill.

Why?

There isn't any fire here.

Look in front!

What is that?

Candle. Lighter.

Light it up.

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

Here you go.

Then...We will start by burning your brows.

You can't burn my brows!

I'll become ugly if you burn my brows. I'll scare His Majesty!

Alright.

We'll change then.

Change?

So hot!

I know.

This is good.

Princess. Don't burn my braid.

My braid!

This is fun!

This is fun!

It's still there!

It's still there!

One more time! This is fun!

One more time!

One more time? Damn it!

You! Eunuch! How dare you hit me? I'll kill you!

What's wrong with me hitting you?

I'm telling you!

I'll slap you today too!

Master Gui.

I said not to hit my face.

If my face is injured, I can't explain it to Empress Dowager.

You...

You... Do you feel happier when I hit you?

Good brother. Good eunuch.

Let me go!

Why are you so shameless?

You're annoying.

I really like it when you scold me like this.

Annoying...Annoying... So annoying!

I... I've seen many people

throughout my life,

but not one who is more annoying than you.

You really shouldn't stay in this palace.

Bring me out then. Is it fun outside?

Very fun.

Then, when are you bringing me out?

Do you want to go?

-Really? -Really!

Alright.

But, from now on,

you have to listen to me.

Yes, Master Gui.

Harder.

Alright.

Softer!

It's comfortable.

Master.

Do you want to have some dessert?

You can get me some.

What flavor is this?

Black cat.

No. Black sesame.

I love black sesame.

Is it nice?

Good.

This tastes so strange.

This is gifted by Empress Dowager personally.

What?

Empress... Empress Dowager asked you to feed me this?

Who are you?

Would Empress Dowager ask a princess

to feed a eunuch?

I didn't eat them

and kept them for you, Master Gui.

That's what I was thinking. Shouldn't be the Empress Dowager.

Yes.

Is it nice?

Nice. Besides that it tastes a little strange,

-it's not bad. -Right?

This sesame...

Here, Master Gui. Have one more piece.

Wait a minute.

This is weird.

What's your purpose?

What purpose would I have?

Say it!

Softer! It hurts!

Say it!

I put cat poop in it.

What?

You're still laughing? Do you believe that

I will burn all your hair?

Master Gui, please spare my life! Please spare my life!

I'm afraid!

What is Empress Dowager doing recently?

Empress Dowager?

Empress Dowager caught a severe illness recently.

She didn't leave the Palace of Compassion and Tranquility for really long.

She didn't even see His Majesty when His Majesty was there to greet her.

Do you want to play a game?

What game?

I'm afraid that you can't handle it.

What can I not handle?

Say it!

Alright.

I heard that

you're really scared of being scolded by Empress Dowager.

So, do you dare to

greet the Empress Dowager once everyday?

I thought what it could be.

Of course, I can. This is quite simple.

Really?

But, I'm scared that you'll lie.

You might tell me that

you went even you didn't.

Nonsense. Am I such a person?

Alright. In case that you lie to me,

you must report Empress Dowager's actions to me every day,

so that I can make sure that

you really went.

Great. No problem.

Then, what can I get?

I'll bring you to Lichun Brothel.

Really?

Alright! You've promised!

Good!

Master Gui, lie properly.

What are you doing?

I'll give you a massage.

I don't need it.

It's too late. Go back first.

You're chasing me out so early.

Are you not satisfied with me?

It's so late at night.

You, a princess,

is giving me a massage here.

If someone knows,

I will be killed.

So...

Go back quickly.

Good. It's good this time.

Oh no! Third Brother Xu!

He's not here.

This must be done by the men from Prince Mu's Mansion.

Shall we inform Incense Master Wei?

Incense Master Wei entered the palace.

Eunuch Gui.

I was born with this problem.

I still can't get used to it.

Yes.

Then, Eunuch Gui.

How are the desserts today?

Dry! Very dry!

You should hire a chef from Yangzhou

and learn from him.

Yangzhou desserts are

moist.

Yes. Thank you for your advice.

We will hire a chef from Yangzhou immediately.

Yes.

Eunuch, this is the freshly delivered Bi Luo Chun tea.

Please have a taste.

Now, out of all tea,

I only drink Bi Luo Chun tea.

I can't change my taste anymore.

Good tea.

Eunuch Gui, the man who delivers the pigs is here.

Nice to meet you, Eunuch Gui.

He's Mr. Qian from Xing Long Butchery.

Today, I brought 18 pigs here personally.

I have also brought a Poria Huadiao Pig

specially for you, Eunuch Gui.

What is a Poria Huadiao Pig?

It was raised by my ancestor's secret recipe.

After it was weaned, we fed it with Poria, ginseng, wolfberries,

all kinds of supplements.

We fed it eggs when it was hungry

and let it drink Huadiao wine when it was thirsty.

It was fed better than a man. That's why it's famous and precious.

This...I didn't know that there's such a good pig in this world.

No.

Why is his face twitching?

I might have a stroke yesterday.

Stroke?

Brother, you should take care then.

Stroke is not a small matter.

Close your doors and windows tight when you sleep at night.

There shouldn't be a single gap.

When there's a gap, the wind may blow in

then your face will be crooked.

That was what happened to Officer Suo.

He drank at night and didn't close his window when he slept.

There was a gap, so when the wind blew in,

his face became crooked.

He still has the aftermath.

When he talks to us now,

he still...Can't move.

It's really bad. You'll know how ugly you are

when you look into the mirror.

Do you know? You should take care.

That's why I spent

three taels of gold and three taels of silver

for a half red and half green ointment.

I hope that I'll recover.

Mr. Qian, you're lying.

How is there such an expensive ointment?

How is this expensive?

I've even seen

ointment that costs five taels of gold and five taels of silver.

Eunuch Gui, you're really knowledgeable.

Of course.

Too bad.

The one who's selling the ointment

was hit by someone yesterday.

Then, he went missing.I heard that he was abducted.

It will be hard for me to get my treatment next time.

Abducted?

Yes.

This is part of my sincerity.

For you to pay the tips.

Look at Mr. Qian.

So kind.

Take it. Split among yourselves.

Go! Split it.

- Yes. - Thank you, Eunuch.

Split it there.

- Come! - Come!

Eunuch Gui paid us tips.

- He paid us tips. - Hurry up!

Come!

I, Mr. Qian, is here to greet you, Incense Master Wei.

- We're in the same gang? - Same gang.

What did you say just now?

Third Brother Xu is abducted?

Yes.

Yesterday, after the few brothers left with you, Incense Master Wei,

They... They returned to the drugstore.

They saw two dead men once they entered.

Third Brother Xu went missing too.

This must be done by the men from Prince Mu's Mansion.

Yes.

That's what we're thinking too.

So... So...

Can I bring the Poria Huadiao Pig to your room?

You'll understand once you see it.

Close your eyes. Turn around.

Gui!

Eunuch, why are you playing with a pig?

Who is she talking to?

Not you. Hurry up!

- I'm talking to you. - Hurry up!

Who is she?

A demon in this palace. Hurry and leave!

You! Eunuch!

Hurry up!

You! Eunuch!

Stand there!

We're here to greet you, Princess.

-Princess. -Go away!

You! Eunuch!

Where are you?

You! Eunuch! Stand there!

You! Eunuch! Stand there!

Eunuch! Where are you?

Princess, please wear your shoes.

You brought such a big pig here right away?

Are you going to stuff me to death?

This Poria Huadiao Pig...

Eunuch! Come out!

Eunuch!

Eunuch! Why are you avoiding me?

What are you hiding from me?

Do you believe that I will kill you?

Incense Master Wei, who is this lady?

This lady? This lady is the princess.

His Majesty's younger sister.

Really?

Let's kill her.

It'll be my great achievement!

Don't!

If you kill her at my place, you'll cause me trouble.

If I'm confident in killing her,

I'm confident in bringing her body out too.

This...

Pig... Pig inside a pig? There's another pig?

Look.

She's quite pretty.

This is the little princess from Prince Mu's Mansion.

Princess?

Why did you bring her here?

They captured Third Brother Xu.

So, we caught this little princess in exchange.

So that they wouldn't hurt Third Brother Xu.

So now, we have to hide her

in the safest place

and not to let them find her.

I hid her in the pig and brought her into this palace.

First, to hide her

from the security check by the palace guards.

Second, to not let people from Prince Mu's Mansion know.

There are a few masters in Prince Mu's Mansion.

We have to prepare ourselves.

If we don't hide her in the palace,

they might snatch her back.

What?

You want to hide her in this palace?

I don't dare to decide.

Please make your decision, Incense Master Wei.

I make the decision?

Now, you brought the person and pig...

This palace is the safest place to hide her.

No matter how many masters Prince Mu's Mansion has,

they still can't beat the palace guards.

What are you thinking?

You brought her to my place?

Though this little princess is young,

she's a daughter of a noble family.

Her image might be affected

if she stays with us, butchers.

But if she stays with Incense Master Wei,

it will be a different case then.

What's different?

Though you're young and strong, you work in the palace.

So, her image won't be affected, right?

Yes!

Incense Master Wei, is your bed there?

I'll carry her to the bed.

Hurry up!

Here.

-Leave! - Yes. - Yes.

Let me ask you.

Did you feed her drugs

or knockout drop?

Before I brought little princess in,

I hit the Wind Gate and the Yang Headrope at her back.

If you need to feed her,

you can just unseal her acupoint half an hour later.

What? Unseal which acupoint?

You can hit her Jumping Round first.

Alright. I understand.

You can leave.

Goodbye.

Come back!

Which acupoint did you say?

Jumping Round.

Where exactly is this Jumping Round?

What do you mean?

I'm sorry.

It's here.

Isn't this... Isn't this the nerve?

It's here!

Jumping Round.

Please leave.

Good pork.

Smells so nice.

I want to eat too.

-Alright. -Hurry up!

Spicy? Salty? Sour? Or sweet?

Spicy!

Spicy! Hurry up!

It's nice!

Princess, let me tell you.

This is not normal pork.

This is the Poria Huadiao Pig.

It ate Poria and drank Huadiao wine.

The best and rarest pig in this world. This is an exquisite delicacy.

It's very good.

Do you think that I'll let it go

just for a mouthful of food?

Say it! Who hit me?

Why were you avoiding me? Say it!

Why were you hiding from me?

-I... I... -Say it!

Not me.

It wasn't me who hit you.

It was...You hit the pig's head.

Pig's head? Which pig's head?

The one that's lying there.

Such a big pig's head!

Why is there a scallion in its nostril?

You inserted them?

Come here! Come and have a look!

Hurry up! Come and have a look!

- Where? - There's one here.Here! Look!

Who inserted it into its nostril?

Right? Here!

- I know. - Come closer. Here!

I'm looking at it. Here.

Who inserted it?

I inserted it! Here you go!

This is fun! That's it!

Feed me the grilled pork!

Don't move!

I'll kill you if you take them out!

We're out of charcoal.

We're out of charcoal?

What can we do then?

Why don't we grill it at your place?

Great! Let's go!

You! Take off your shoes!

Why?

I lost my shoes.

Hurry up!

No way!

Hurry up!

You still have to grill it even if you feel painful!

We're here to greet you, Princess and Eunuch Gui!

Go! Hurry and leave!

Please slow down, Princess.

What's wrong?

Princess, are you not eating the pork?

What's wrong?

Open your eyes.

Open your eyes!

Little princess.

You're great. Right?

Are you not opening your eyes?

Good.

Don't you regret it!

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♫ The eyes are full of colors ♫

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♫ Never changing is your style ♫

♫ In your eyes, you see the ripples of the lake in the autumn breeze, we are strong (T/N: being clear and dynamic) ♫

♫ Embrace you tenderly and sweetly ♫

♫ Travel all over the world to just stop in your arms ♫

♫ The best part of a long life is meeting you ♫

♫ The all say you're a hero ♫

♫ The sword and the shadow can't conjure your dreams ♫

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♫ Who says you're a hero? ♫

♫ Behind the prosperity, I'm the only one to understand ♫

♫ Love is most important until the end of time ♫

♫ The shadow of the ancient path is like the setting sun ♫