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Lovely Swords Girl

Honey,

what is gorgeous, lotus or me?

You.

Honey, do you love me?

Yes.

Honey, am I beautiful?

Yes.

Honey, come over. Come over.

Do you think our baby is cute?

You're cuter.

Honey. Honey.

Honey.

I heard a groundless joke today.

You lost your mind

and married a crazy girl.

Yeah. I know that too.

If it's joke,

just laugh.

Episode 6 The Second Big Pursuer

This is a desert where plants can hardly grow.

How did you do it?

Well,

trees decide whether one's rich or not.

I wanted to be better prepared before I gave it to you.

You look big,

but you're considerate.

Why do I feel familiar?

I knew you'd like it.

Does it look like Fog Mountain?

Fog Mountain?

How do you know that?

The fate between us

starts from the snowy winter

15 years ago.

It's snowing.

Fatty, the bun is done. Eat it.

Eat slowly.

Pig monster.

Pig monster has to stay with pigs.

Pig monster has to stay with pigs.

What are you doing?

How can you bully him?

Lord Shengyou, look,

we've caught a pig monster.

You're going too far.

You bullied him while he was left alone.

My mother said,

justice and morality come first in the martial arts circles.

From now on, I will break off relations with you

for three days and three nights.

Lord Shengyou, he pushed me just now.

You bullied him

like this.

Lord Shengyou, it's very dirty inside.

Fatty, how are you?

You are the best person in the world.

I'm the heroine of this story?

Really?

Yes.

This hair is not makeup?

Do you remember?

It's been so long.

I've been forgetful since I was a kid,

like the goldfish.

It can't be cured.

It doesn't matter.

I know you have had a bad memory and a bad sense of direction

since you were a kid.

But I didn't expect

the day of meeting came so late.

Now you finally come to me.

I, Aide Yushu,

will remind you of me, honey.

It's not a big deal to have a four-word name.

I'm not your wife.

I know.

You will see her soon.

Boss,

he looks good.

I'll help you find her.

Idiot.

But he's a man.

How can we sell him to the madam of Yihong Brothel?

Well…

You're afraid that the madam will know the truth?

You have no idea.

Dress him up

like a girl.

Even if the madam knows he's a man,

she will still buy him.

And she will offer a higher price.

Why?

She has been with girls for over ten years.

He looks good

and tall.

I don't need to tell you why, do I?

I see.

Master. Buns.

How do I look?

Do I look good?

Yes.

Am I handsome?

Do I look like Monk Tang with Zhu Bajie's body?

No.

But today

my wife denied repeatedly that

she was not my wife.

She said I looked like

a bucket covered with clothes.

So I'm a bucket monster?

Master,

all women in the world like your bucket waist.

You're right.

Mo Yi,

I'm handsome,

mighty and extraordinary.

And I'm the first master in the history of Holy

Medicine Sect to practice Magic Ball Skill

to the eighth level.

All the women in our sect

make eyes at me

and love me secretly.

Yes, you're right.

You're right.

Which girl doesn't like an outstanding man

like me?

So

my wife is unaccustomed temporarily.

After she's accustomed,

she will find that

fat men are the most handsome in the world.

Spare me.

Go.

Miss, don't be afraid.

We're from the Gong family in the south of the Yangtze River.

You have been saved.

Go. Go.

Eldest brother,

he told a lie.

Go back with me.

Impossible. I don't believe it.

He knew my wife's name at our very first meeting.

He said he would take me to meet my wife.

You told everyone that your wife was Yu Shengyou.

Surely he knew her name.

I don't believe it.

They said

my wife took me here for a game.

Eldest brother,

you're not the only one who wants sister-in-law to go back.

How lively our family was when sister-in-law was home.

But it's quiet now.

I, our third brother and parents

all want to find her soon.

But before that,

make sure you're safe.

Got it?

You look really fierce.

Honey. Honey.

Second Young Master,

I have got the whereabouts of the 13th Prince. -Go.

Let's set some rules.

Please knock for 800 times afterwards. Thank you.

What if you're in danger?

What if a bad guy comes to kidnap you?

Do you have paranoia?

So far,

you have been the only one who dares to kidnap me.

Honey,

I'm still worried.

You can't imagine how hateful that Shadow Lord is.

Show up when I call you Fatty

afterwards.

OK.

Honey,

we have to develop in a good way, right?

I'll give you an extra meal tonight.

Eat more fat.

Honey, what's wrong?

What's wrong?

I'm pregnant.

What?

I'm carrying Gong Yuanxiu's baby.

Show mercy.

Let me go.

Don't call me "honey".

Good.

I like babies.

Can I be its father?

This fat man is hard to deal with.

He's much stronger and fatter than me.

I have to be smart.

Second Young Master.

After several days of investigation,

Eldest Young Lady should be in Ghost Domain Sect in the north of the Gobi desert.

We'll check it out as soon as we can.

Sister-in-law,

it's our fault to lose you.

Wait for us to come back.

Eldest brother really misses you.

You don't go with me to find my wife.

I'll go alone.

Stop.

Sure enough, it' you.

I won't forget

your face, whatever happens.

Everyone knows that I'm a narrow-minded

and vindictive girl.

Is it interesting

to lock me here?

One keeps talking,

and the other keeps silent.

What a good match you are.

Master is kind to me.

I will

serve him loyally.

Don't let me see you again.

Otherwise there'll be trouble.

I take orders

from my master.

How stubborn you are.

Fatty's bodyguard

is a top master.

I can use him.

Fatty.

I'm not your wife.

Tell me.

How are my father and my senior brothers doing?

It seems that Cheng Huaqing and your father have a deep friendship.

After the accident of Holy Medicine Sect,

he declared revenge for Holy Medicine Sect in the martial arts circles

and organized an alliance

to fight against me.

Why don't you explain?

You didn't do anything to my family.

They won't trust me

or love me like my wife… -Stop.

Don't always

tell me you love me

with your ugly face.

I can't take it.

Don't worry.

I will protect

my relatives by marriage.

Stop that.

Sit.

I want someone.

Give me Mo Yi.

No way.

You don't even give me a guard,

but you said you loved me.

If you want to torture someone,

torture me.

I'm willing. Come on.

Are you angry?

No.

Will you promise me?

Mo Yi is my subordinate,

and I can order him to die.

But I can't ravage his dignity

and let you tread him under foot.

I thought

he was just a fat man with lust.

But I find

something dazzling within him.

Just a joke.

You

keep talking

and eating.

I didn't expect you to be loyal to your friend.

I'm leaving.

So ugly.

Honey, you're so beautiful.

Too fat. Too fat.

I want to lose weight.

I want to lose weight.

Too fat.

Who shouted in full daylight?

It's so embarrassing.

What a lovely girl.

You're Yu Shengyou?

How do you know me?

It's really you.

Damn woman, disappear.

You little devil.

How could you whip me?

I'm not a little devil.

You are.

I…

If you do it again, I'll fight back.

If you do it again, I'll fight back.

Come on. Come on.

I'm not afraid of you.

-Stop. -I'll stone you to death.

Mo Yi, she wants to hit me.

It's her.

Miss Yu,

Grandaunt is an important elder of Ghost Domain Sect.

You can't hit her.

She whipped me first. Look.

I have a lash mark on my body.

Grandaunt? Her?

Grandaunt,

Miss Yu is an important guest of Ghost Domain Sect.

You can't hit her either.

She's going to take away my sweetheart.

I have to hit her.

Grandaunt,

who's your sweetheart?

My sweetheart is

the bravest man in the world.

I will be his bride in the future.

You're ugly and old.

He's so handsome.

He won't want you.

You'd better go.

You have carnal desire

at such a young age.

When you grow up, you'll be a trouble.

I'll kill you today.

-Miss Yu. -You ugly old woman.

-I'll kill you first. -Grandaunt.

Miss Yu.

Grandaunt.

Mo Yi, go away.

Miss Yu.

Fatty, who is she?

My distant second cousin.

Rourou,

who is she?

My first lover who had been lost for more than ten years.

Either her or me.

Either me or her.

Fatty,

who is important, her or me?

You are important for the rest of my life.

Mo Yi, did you hear that?

Your master had given an order.

Get her out of here.

You bitch.

Rourou didn't treat me like this before.

Sorry, second cousin.

I can only

love this old woman.

What?

Your sweetheart is not Mo Yi?

But

Aide Yushu?

Mo Yi,

send my second cousin back to have a rest.

Yes, master.

Grandaunt, please.

I won't leave.

Don't touch me. You ugly old woman.

Put me down.

Let me go. You bitch.

You old woman. You're annoying.

What's wrong?

Don't get me wrong.

I was angry just now.

I don't like you.

Fatty,

you're a nice guy.

But I have been married.

I'll give you one last warning.

Don't call me "honey" anymore.

Don't lie to yourself.

You know what?

Love can't be forced.

You're not a good boy.

Didn't I ask you to wait for me at home?

Why do you come out alone?

Do you forget the three obediences and the four virtues I taught you?

Recite.

I should obey my mom before marriage,

obey my wife after marriage and commit suicide after the death of my wife.

Are you hungry?

Are you sleepy?

I'll cook something good for you after we get home.

Even if you never grow up,

you're still my eldest brother.

Even if you can't recover,

even if I die before you,

I'll arrange this life for you.

Live like a child.

Yuanhan.

Why are you here?

Because you're here.

Time to wake up.

Isn't this my horse?

Horse.

Aren't these my clothes

and my package?

Yuanhan,

did you find all these for me?

I just happened to pick them up.

Eldest brother,

wherever you go afterwards,

I won't leave you.

You're the best.

Yuanhan,

let's go to find my wife.

Has my lady returned?

Has Eldest Young Master returned?

Has Second Young Master returned?

Has my…

Has my lady returned?

Has Eldest Young Master returned?

Has Second Young Master returned?

Why don't you answer?

Aren't you worried about them?

Based on my brothers' internal skills,

it's hard for anyone in the world to match and threaten them.

My second brother asked me to

practice, guard the house

and wait for them to come back.

How about Eldest Young Lady?

She's full of wicked ideas.

She always has strange tricks to turn calamities into blessings.

She always said better safe than sorry.

Did she

really have an accident?

Don't you have a feeling?

What feeling?

Don't you look in the mirror?

You have red eye disease in your right eye.

Red eye disease?

Red eye disease? What's red eye disease?

You're like an onion.

Onion?

As I know more about you,

it makes my eyes sting.

I'm like an onion?

Now take care of yourself

and share the matters within their duties.

It's the only thing we can do now.

Anyway, I don't like Aide Yushu.

We're not rivals.

I can make good use of her.

Even Fatty has to respect her as she's an elder.

She can help me escape when necessary.

Grandaunt,

Fatty often praises you in private.

You're beautiful at a young age.

Your beautiful looks are unforgettable.

At least you can get into

the top three of the national peer beauty rankings.

Your beauty can cause the downfall of cities and countries.

The most important thing is that

we are attracted by your appearance and fallen for your talent.

From childhood,

you have been a young lady of a big, noble family.

You're extraordinary.

Last time, I pissed you off.

Now the sense of freshness of

being neither friendly nor aloof

and making make groundless accusations is popular.

Really?

That's what he said about me?

Yeah.

What else did he say?

He has said a lot.

I'm envious of you.

I'm thin and ugly.

Aide Yushu doesn't like me.

As long as I get thinner and thinner,

he will hate me more and more.

My mother used to have

a unique skill to control her appetite.

I'll send you a copy.

Miss Yu,

38 meat dishes have been prepared

for you this evening.

From tonight,

Miss Yu's dishes are changed into two dishes and one soup.

You don't have to prepare sumptuous meals.

OK, master. I'll go now.

Grandaunt, you have this amazing skill.

I am the first successor of Parrot Sect.

I admire you.

This skill will help me escape as soon as possible.

Go as soon as possible.

Rourou must come back to me.

He must.

Master.

Master, a letter from Cheng Huaqing,

the leader of Chengyu Sword Villa.

Chengyu Sword Villa is not involved for the time being.

Ghost Domain Sect kills everywhere.

Those who were killed were all from the sects of "Magic Code".

We traditional sects come to reinforce and enforce justice on behalf of Heaven,

but he doesn't come.

What a joke.

The nine sects of "Magic Code" once made an oath:

no fighting in the sects.

Ghost Domain Sect is heartless,

but Cheng Huaqing can't be unjust.

It can achieve two things at one stroke.

First,

Ghost Domain Sect and the four sects

cause destruction to each other.

Cheng Huaqing doesn't play safe and stay aloof from the affair.

He must uphold justice.

We shouldn't blame him any more.

In my opinion,

Ghost Domain Sect does all kinds of evil.

Maybe it

will be destroyed tomorrow.

The martial arts circles won't be peaceful

unless it's destroyed.

Chase.

Go.

If all four sects come together,

most of our disciples are outside.

If we fight head on,

we will be defeated soon.

It's not that we're weak.

We won't win.

You read all day and become stupid.

Don't discourage us.

The morale of the troops is sinking lower.

We have the most intelligent,

powerful and intelligent master.

As long as he racks his brains,

there will be a wonderful plan.

What?

I have an idea.

Since the strong enemy comes to attack us,

we're not afraid of being killed.

We're not afraid of

the four sects.

There's just a misunderstanding.

Try not to fight but talk.

Explain to them.

Talking

is better than killing.

Honey, you have no idea.

Do we need to explain?

No.

Why?

Fat life doesn't need explanation.

My God.

I'm stunned by

your slogan and gesture.

Are your bodies different from

normal human bodies?

Your stomachs are too big,

so there is no room for your brains.

There's just a misunderstanding.

What's important?

Life or that thing?

You want to sacrifice yourselves for this little thing?

And these disciples who follow you.

The world is so beautiful,

but you are so grumpy.

Didn't you always say

a wise man submitted to fate?

I urge you to recognize the reality as soon as possible

and take the limited life

to do more meaningful things.

Then you won't be ashamed of

eating fat by mistake

or getting fat.

Honey,

a friend in need is a friend indeed.

I just realized

how much

you thought of me.

Your love for me

is as much as

the unceasing flow of your words.

I said so much to tell you that

life is about participation,

but at the critical moment, we should cherish our lives.

We have to escape.

Go now.

I know her well.

She loves me so much that

she goes mad.

Master,

we're not afraid of death.

But once the fight begins,

Miss Yu will be in danger.

Now

my wife's safety is the most important.

Retreat in batches.

-Go to the standby base. -OK.

-Kill. -Kill. -Kill.

It's empty.

They have gone.

The master of Ghost Domain Sect

has gone.

There must be some people left.

Ximen, search thoroughly.

Don't let anyone go.

Search.

Search.

Search.

Second,

you disguise as the disciple of the Oriental Sect

and follow the people of the four sects to enter Ghost Domain Sect.

At my command,

steal the residual chapters of "Magic Code".

Congratulations on entering the game of Magic Ball Skill Script.

The first round.

Please dance with gay abandon

according to the color sequence.

The secret will show up.

Repeat six times.

Don't worry.

You are the most important person to me.

I won't leave you behind.

Let me go.

You thought of taking me with you at last.

I hate you so much.

This time,

I won't let go of your hand.

This time?

Let me go.

Yu Shengyou.

I didn't let him hold my hand.

I didn't want him to hold my hand.

He insisted holding my hand.

Chase. They're ahead.

Hide.

I'll cover your retreat.

Mo Yi, protect them.

Yes, Master.

-You… -Don't worry.

Go.

I won't go.

Go.

It's definitely him.

Go.

Charge.

He's fat

and powerful.

Go to find a safe place and wait for him there.

Magic Ball Skill.

A stab in the back.

So powerful.

Wait.

Congratulations.

You have successfully passed the first round.

The second round.

Wear this hat.

Beat the drums with love

and gay abandon.

One thousand is good.

Let me see.

It's swollen.

Does it hurt?

No.

Honey, don't worry.

I've already forced the toxins out.

My skin is rough. It's not a big deal.

Well,

life is fragile.

Sometimes even a tiny wound

can be deadly.

Don't take it lightly.

Apply medicine, just in case.

You care so much about me.

It's worth it.

This is our first long trip.

We have such unforgettable memories.

I didn't expect you to be so considerate of me

and natural,

and love me so much.

It's buried in my heart like a fossil.

Stop.

I save you merely because of

morality and justice of the martial arts circles.

Don't think too much.

Honey,

don't be shy.

I finally know

my size and position in your heart.

After all, it's hard to lower the standard for liking other people

after seeing me.

You scare me.

You're narcissistic

in every aspect.

You tell your love for me once you have a chance.

You're like donkey.

Honey,

I am who you say I am.

Good.

It looks good.

You dressed my wound beautifully.

Congratulations, you have reached the third round.

Huff and puff.

Give a puff.

Finish at one stretch.

Infect this target.

It's better to put it down against the wind.

Huff and puff

for 100 times.