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NARRATOR: Willenden.
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It's no sort of place, really.
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It's not a place a
man comes to die.
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It's a place a
man passes on O41.
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Heads.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BANG]
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Clara.
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Clara.
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Clara!
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Clara!
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Clara, will you no
done finish yet.
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The end of the
world is nigh, girl.
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It official.
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And we only got three months
left to tell the people.
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It's our duty to warn the poor
sinners that otherwise are
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going to find
themselves roasting
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their entrails in the threefold
files of hell come January 1.
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And that, miss young girl, that
take devotion and dedication.
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Ain't that right, Dockers?
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Uh.
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[ENGINE REVING]
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[SMACK]
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I'll thank you to remember
that only 144,000 witnesses
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of Jehovah will sit in the court
of the Lord on judgement day.
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You've got no time for
boys, Clara Bowden.
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These are the final days.
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And God is waiting for
his work to be done.
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[INAUDIBLE] can be saved.
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Some people have done
such heap of sinning,
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it's too late for them to
be making eyes at Jehovah.
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Ain't that right, Dockers?
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Hm.
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[KNOCKING]
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I'm from the [INAUDIBLE]
Kingdom Hall, where
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we, the witness of Jehovah,
are waiting the Lord to come
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and grace us with him
presence, bringing with him
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the threefold fire
of Armageddon.
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[MULTIPLE DOOR SLAMS]
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And on that day, only the
precious few will saved.
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[KNOCKING]
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Morning, Pitney.
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I'm from the [INAUDIBLE]
Kingdom Hall.
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I have some reading
material for your perusal.
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[KNOCKING]
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Go away!
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Go away!
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Fucking go back to Africa.
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I'm from Jamaica.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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What's in the bag?
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End of the world?
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Fuck.
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Do you want to come for a drink?
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Ryan Topps, by the way.
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Clara Bowden.
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Cheers, hey?
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This, this end of the
world, it's definite, yeah?
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January 1.
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My mother got a letter
from America, confirmed it.
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In that case, we ought to
make the most of the time
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we got left logically.
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[SOUNDS OF SEX]
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Hello, love.
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Looking for business?
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Oh, what do you mean?
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[DOOR BUZZER]
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Artie.
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Artie Jones.
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Uh.
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Samad, Archie,
Samad Miah Iqbal.
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Your old comrade in arms.
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Samad?
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My god.
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Samad.
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So how long are you
thinking of staying?
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Staying, Archie?
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I have returned to the
bosom of the mother country
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to start a whole new life.
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Here, England?
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A dream has come true.
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I'm about to be married.
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Now, Archie, we have nearly a
whole lifetime to catch up on.
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Start at the start, old
fellow, and omit nothing.
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Well, after the war,
which you know about I
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came home and married Ophelia.
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Ophelia.
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And then just recently, she
went made and divorced me
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and I moved to the flat.
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Oh.
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Nothing germane in between?
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I got a job in printing firm.
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We specialize in
perforated mail outs.
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Archie, old friend,
do you want my advice?
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You have picked up a wrong life
in the cloakroom of existence.
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You know what you need, Archie?
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You need a new life.
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End of the world.
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January 1.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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[SUCKING IN]
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It's good stuff, that mill.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Yeah, Ryan.
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So, what the commune
needs is like a theme
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for New Year's Eve.
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I mean, that while Hulkmany
vibe is like so 1965.
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--[INAUDIBLE] January the
first is officially the end
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of the world as we know it.
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The doors at the
center will be marked
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with the sign of the beast.
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And all creation
will be engulfed
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in the threefold fire of hell.
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Wow.
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I have some reading material
for your perusal if you like.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BED KNOCKING AGAINST WALL]
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Clara?
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Clara?
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Clara?
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Hello, Mother.
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You're back early.
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This is Ryan.
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He is interested in the
teachings of Jehovah.
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Well, as it happens, we're
just going down to Kingdom
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Hall for the evening service.
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Why you don't come along, here
the voice of the Lord, my son?
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What a good idea.
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Now, boy, we're going
to start at the start.
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For in the beginning was the
Word, And the Word of the Lord
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is wonderful.
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[ALARM CLOCK]
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Come Archie, we have
much to do today.
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Thirty years, Archie.
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Thirty long years,
I have been waiting
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to don this wedding suit.
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Well, um, nothing like
being prepared, I suppose.
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You do not understand, Archie.
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My marriage to
Elsana was arranged
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by our respective
families in 1946.
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What's taken you so long?
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She wasn't born until 1955.
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You haven't met her.
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Her family are some
of the best people
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in Bangladesh, Archie, the very
best, extremely good blood.
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And nothing, nothing is
more important than blood.
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But, as an added bonus,
their women traditionally
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have enormous melons.
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Ah, here we are.
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This is my cousin's
little restaurant.
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How utterly vulgar.
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I expected something better
than this, I must say.
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But he insists we have
the wedding feast here.
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What can I do?
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Family.
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There he is, the
fat, greedy pig.
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Cousin Samad.
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Thinks he's above
everyone, the lazy snob.
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Well, he needs a cheap,
fucking wedding feast.
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Ay, yi, yi.
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Family.
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Hah, cousin.
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Salam alekum.
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Alekum salam.
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What a pleasure
to see you again.
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Well, It's too late to
decorate now, I suppose.
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This linen has seen
better days, cousin.
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We shall need better
stuff for the wedding.
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Perhaps you'll care to
inspect the kitchen, cousin.
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All in good time.
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First I want to
discuss the menu.
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I think I'll just wait outside.
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Fish masala,
lobster with mustard.
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She said to me,
you see boy, it's
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like I see you walking
down your stairs,
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and there's a
missing step coming.
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She says, just watch
your step, Ryan.
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[SCREAM, CRASH]
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She's awake at last.
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Oh, the Lord be praised.
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Oh, Clara.
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A miracle.
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A miracle.
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It's all right, Mother.
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What happened?
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What happened?
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Why, the Lord give you
and Ryan a sign, girl.
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He put that bus
there to say, stop.
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Watch your step.
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Ryan.
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Where is Ryan?
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Is he all right?
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Oh, yes, darling.
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Don't you worry.
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He's here, right
here waiting for you.
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Ryan.
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What you wearing?
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Like you, Clara, I was asleep
for many days, many nights.
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And when I awoke,
the Lord had spoken
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to me through your mother.
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What?
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I need to talk to you,
Clara, before it's too late.
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All right, Ryan.
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It's all right.
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You just got a
knock on the head.
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Open your eyes.
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On New Year's Day, the time
of judgment will be upon us.
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No.
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In with a bad crowd, Clara.
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Weed is evil.
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They're lost.
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It's too late for
them, but not for you.
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[SOBBING]
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I'm crying with joy too, Clara.
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Hallelujah.
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Hallelujah.
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Salam alekum.
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[CHATTER_]
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[DRUMMING, HORNS, BELLS RINGING]
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Thank you.
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Shut up you fucking Paki.
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Shut the fucking right
up, you Paki scum.
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I'll call the fucking police.
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Eh, you come down here
and say that, you fucker.
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I'll punch your ugly face out.
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She seems nice enough.
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[CLAPPING]
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Little too much
coconut, I'm afraid.
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What?
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Samad, where's
the booze, old son.
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We are Muslim, Archie.
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Alcohol is forbidden us.
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However, if you can keep
a secret, he may provide.
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Listen, Samad.
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You ever think about, you
know, the war, what happened.
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What?
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Well, you know.
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What we did that time.
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We did our duty, Archie.
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Well, yes, but--
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That's what we did.
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But don't you ever feel,
you know, bad about it?
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You were a hero, Archie.
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And that is why, today, I'm
proud to call you my friend.
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Archie, you feel depressed.
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I can see that.
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You feel guilty about the
past, things you cannot change.
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You feel overburdened
by your dead-end job and
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your lonely, childless life.
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Am I right?
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Yes.
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Yes, that's it exactly.
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Be quiet honest,
Samad, I can't see
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the point of going on any more.
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Well never mind,
something will turn up.
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Come, Archie, to new
lives and some [INAUDIBLE]
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alive with opportunity.
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Ah, Anything
particular in mind, sir?
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No, no, just something
to kill myself with.
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Ah, Well, my friend,
You could go out in style
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with our car of the week.
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It's got the looks of a
Ferrari, the liability
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of a Mercedes, all yours, my
friend, for under 400 quid.
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Done.
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Oh.
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Missed you at the party, Arch.
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00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:03,020
I was there actually.
270
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:03,820
Oh.
271
00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:10,700
Well, have you got something
special planned for tonight?
272
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,060
Oh, yes, Mr. Hero.
273
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:12,860
I certainly have.
274
00:25:18,210 --> 00:25:19,810
Happy New Year, Archie.
275
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,300
[LAUGHING]
276
00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:03,460
Happy New Year.
277
00:26:07,170 --> 00:26:08,920
[SINGING - "BATTLE HYMN OF THE
REPUBLIC"]
278
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:57,250
You shall go to the
ball, Cinderella.
279
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,600
Heads.
280
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,610
Cousin.
281
00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:07,850
Salam alekum, cousin.
282
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,310
I trust married
life suits you, huh?
283
00:28:17,370 --> 00:28:21,110
As a matter of fact,
cousin, I have recently been
284
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:24,450
looking for paid employment.
285
00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:25,500
Oh.
286
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,720
Yes.
287
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:31,560
Unfortunately, British economy
being as it is currently,
288
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,820
three day week, et cetera.
289
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:37,280
You understand.
290
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,700
Cousin, I'm afraid I have no
idea what you're talking about.
291
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:45,840
Whatever you want,
please spell it out.
292
00:28:54,070 --> 00:28:56,060
That's much better, cousin.
293
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:57,550
That's just perfect.
294
00:29:17,430 --> 00:29:19,420
[ENGINE STARTS]
295
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,290
Sign this voucher.
296
00:29:41,290 --> 00:29:42,690
Oh, Muhamed Ishmael.
297
00:29:42,690 --> 00:29:46,610
Have you met Samad Miah Iqbal,
a cousin on father's side?
298
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:49,430
Bit old to be a
waiter, isn't he?
299
00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:51,580
Unfortunately,
you know how it is.
300
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:52,920
Family.
301
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,870
We do what we can,
Muhamed Ishmael.
302
00:29:54,870 --> 00:29:55,950
We do what we can.
303
00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:57,000
Nice to meet you, Samad.
304
00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:12,770
[MUSIC PLAYING]
305
00:30:53,690 --> 00:30:55,180
Hey, mister.
306
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,250
No parking.
307
00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:58,090
You'll get a fine.
308
00:30:58,090 --> 00:30:59,570
No fucking parking.
309
00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:05,960
[COUGHING]
310
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,920
Stupid idiot.
311
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,580
Listen to me, my friend,
listen to me good.
312
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,560
We're Halal, kosher.
313
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,520
You want to die around
here, I got to cut
314
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,600
your fucking throat first.
315
00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:27,080
[LAUGHING]
316
00:31:54,030 --> 00:31:56,020
[LAUGHING]
317
00:32:33,950 --> 00:32:35,940
[MUSIC - "HOUSE OF THE RISING
SUN"]
318
00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:42,930
[SOUNDS OF A PARTY]
319
00:33:38,990 --> 00:33:41,550
[INAUDIBLE] Might never happen.
320
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,040
You're beautiful.
321
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:50,810
My teeth get knocked out.
322
00:33:50,810 --> 00:33:53,760
But me think to myself,
come in the other world,
323
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,820
the Lord won't mind
if I got no teeth.
324
00:33:57,820 --> 00:33:59,480
When's this end
of the world then?
325
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,390
About half hour.
326
00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:03,740
Come join the picnic.
327
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:05,740
[MUSIC - "CHILDREN OF THE
REVOLUTION"]
328
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:50,060
Here we go.
329
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:52,250
This is the beginning of
a new era for all of us.
330
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,050
OK.
331
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:55,040
So keep together, children.
332
00:34:55,040 --> 00:35:04,700
12, 11, 10, nine,
eight, seven, six.
333
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,500
What?
334
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,300
Five.
335
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:11,500
Are you all right?
four, three, two.
336
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,300
one.
337
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:13,300
[CLOCK CHIMES 12]
338
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:14,800
[CHEERING]
339
00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:02,010
Did the whole of
your life just flash
340
00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:04,440
before your eyes [INAUDIBLE]?
341
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,690
It did, yeah.
342
00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:11,480
Thing is, I was really in it.
343
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,950
[LAUGHING]
344
00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:22,210
You's a good man, Archie.
345
00:36:22,210 --> 00:36:28,170
Not exciting but good.
346
00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:31,150
I'm glad you don't
kill yourself.
347
00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:32,140
Thank you.
348
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:01,880
Archie.
349
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,750
Wake up now.
350
00:37:05,870 --> 00:37:09,500
It's a whole new beautiful day.
351
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:12,110
Yeah.
352
00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:13,580
Yes, it is.
353
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,200
Guess what?
354
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,900
Bugger me, Archie.
355
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:48,020
A whole new life in the
cloakroom of existence.
356
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:14,780
Morning, Archie, Mr.
Hero wants to see you.
357
00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:16,220
You been a naughty boy.
358
00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:20,080
I should hope so.
359
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,570
[KNOCKING]
360
00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:37,710
Now listen,
Archie, I trust you.
361
00:38:37,710 --> 00:38:39,280
Thank you, Mr. Hero.
362
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,780
Which is why I
know I can trust you
363
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:43,100
to take this in the right way.
364
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:46,990
It's about the company
dinner next month.
365
00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:51,310
Were you and your fiance
thinking of coming at all?
366
00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:53,270
Well, I'm not going
to lie to you, Archie.
367
00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:57,680
I mean, I could fish around
and find an excuse or two,
368
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,640
but you're not a mug, Archie.
369
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,190
You'd put two and two together.
370
00:39:02,190 --> 00:39:05,200
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
371
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,700
Not really, Mr. Hero.
372
00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:13,260
Now, don't get me wrong.
373
00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:15,570
I'm not a racialist.
374
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,470
Now that Enoch Powell,
he's a mad bastard
375
00:39:18,470 --> 00:39:20,560
as far as I'm concerned, yeah?
376
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:26,070
But the thing is, a lot of
people think he's got a point.
377
00:39:26,070 --> 00:39:29,360
And right or wrong
some of them work here.
378
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:34,680
You've got to admit, there comes
a time when you have to say
379
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,180
to yourself, enough is enough.
380
00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:47,300
And uh, there it is.
381
00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:54,590
We're both men of
the world, Archie.
382
00:40:21,270 --> 00:40:22,260
A whitey.
383
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:29,020
A no good damn fool whitey.
384
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,970
And an unbeliever.
385
00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:19,620
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
386
00:41:29,090 --> 00:41:31,080
Well, we're walking.
387
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,300
Come on.
388
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:32,210
Man, Archie's relatives,
they sure are something, eh?
389
00:42:32,210 --> 00:42:35,310
What a interesting
ceremony, Mrs. Jones.
390
00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:54,150
You know, I don't
tell Archie yet,
391
00:42:54,150 --> 00:42:57,830
but we're going to have a baby.
392
00:42:57,830 --> 00:42:59,580
I asked the doctor
what it will look like,
393
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,290
and him say anything
could happen.
394
00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:03,870
Might even have blue eyes.
395
00:43:03,870 --> 00:43:04,990
Can you imagine that?
396
00:43:09,510 --> 00:43:12,170
Twins.
397
00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:14,350
I haven't told my husband yet.
398
00:43:14,350 --> 00:43:15,330
Twins?
399
00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:19,380
Girl, you're so
small [INAUDIBLE].
400
00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:21,720
When you going to tell him?
401
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,170
I don't know yet.
402
00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:27,240
Archie say you don't
meet your husband
403
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:30,970
until the day you marry him.
404
00:43:30,970 --> 00:43:35,270
Yeah, it is true I
married a stranger.
405
00:43:35,270 --> 00:43:38,510
But you see, he had a
sweet face, nice manners,
406
00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:42,620
and his backside was in good
shape for someone of his age.
407
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,930
Now, every time I learn
something new about him,
408
00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:47,790
I like him less.
409
00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:52,100
So you see, Mrs. Jones, we were
better off the way we were.
410
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,070
Clara.
411
00:43:53,070 --> 00:43:55,480
Elsana.
412
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,900
Ladies and gentlemen.
413
00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:00,450
Silence for the
best man's speech.
414
00:44:13,330 --> 00:44:16,290
It is your custom,
I'm led to believe,
415
00:44:16,290 --> 00:44:20,190
for the best men do embarrass
the groom with tasteless
416
00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:23,870
sexual anecdotes from his past.
417
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:26,050
But it is not my custom.
418
00:44:26,050 --> 00:44:28,650
In my opinion,
Archie Jones is a man
419
00:44:28,650 --> 00:44:31,520
who deserves better than that.
420
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,670
Oh, yes, some people
may think of Archie
421
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:39,710
as a bit of a nonentity,
and even something a loser,
422
00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:43,430
but I know of a
different Archie.
423
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:46,580
Archie Jones, the war hero.
424
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:47,380
Samad.
425
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,890
He is far too modest to
tell us this story of course,
426
00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:53,890
but if you want to know
the true metal of the man,
427
00:44:53,890 --> 00:44:58,540
that Clara is marrying today,
I enjoin you to listen.
428
00:45:02,030 --> 00:45:06,640
One night in 1945, in the very
last days of the Second World
429
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,570
War, Archie and I found
ourselves under enemy fire
430
00:45:10,570 --> 00:45:13,400
while escorting a prisoner
back to headquarters,
431
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,040
but not just any prisoner.
432
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:21,160
This was a Nazi war criminal,
a concentration camp doctor,
433
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,310
the notorious Devil of Dachau.
434
00:45:24,310 --> 00:45:29,270
Archie, we stand at the moral
crossroads and we must act.
435
00:45:29,270 --> 00:45:30,270
Now, steady on, old son.
436
00:45:36,170 --> 00:45:38,080
What me?
437
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,410
Look, I'm not saying he
don't deserve to die.
438
00:45:40,410 --> 00:45:42,230
Then do it, Jones.
439
00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:43,650
Do it.
440
00:45:43,650 --> 00:45:45,560
What if we are killed,
Archie, and he is not?
441
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,660
What if he escapes?
442
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,620
What does this chance
slips between our fingers
443
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:49,520
for all eternity.
444
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:56,230
Listen, let's toss for it, hey?
445
00:45:56,230 --> 00:45:58,240
Head you do it, tails, it's me.
446
00:46:03,130 --> 00:46:05,090
Tails, it's you.
447
00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:06,840
Best of three.
448
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,250
Are you a coward, Jones?
449
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,050
What?
450
00:46:09,050 --> 00:46:11,350
Then what is the
matter with you?
451
00:46:11,350 --> 00:46:14,170
Our children will be
born of our actions.
452
00:46:14,170 --> 00:46:17,080
This is your destiny, Jones.
453
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,880
Embrace it.
454
00:46:23,330 --> 00:46:24,130
Get down.
455
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,500
[GUNFIRE]
456
00:46:52,350 --> 00:46:53,340
A murderer?
457
00:46:56,830 --> 00:46:58,540
You telling me I done
married a murderer?
458
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,460
[VACUUM CLEANER]
459
00:47:14,310 --> 00:47:15,110
Come on, buddy.
460
00:47:15,110 --> 00:47:16,360
She'll get over it.
461
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,760
[DOOR SLAMS]
462
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,610
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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