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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,190 I had to admit, 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,330 it was intoxicating being in the band. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,540 I mean, just look at these guys. 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:12,300 Since my breakthrough at the pub, I was all-in. 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,820 We were Lady Parts. 6 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,060 ? I am alpha and omega ? 7 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,620 ? I am Nintendo Sega ? 8 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,260 ? I am Babylon, Iraq ? 9 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,860 ? I'm Hackney after dark ? 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,840 ? I'm a woman and I am a creature ? 11 00:00:28,850 --> 00:00:30,390 ? A Madonna and the whore ? 12 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,060 ? I'm the zombie queen, I'll eat your brain ? 13 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,700 ? I am the girl next door ? 14 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,620 ? I'm a zombie queen ? 15 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,340 ? I'll eat your brains ? 16 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,620 ? Broken by the empire ? 17 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,180 ? Raised by MTV ? 18 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,780 ? Misfit of the motherland ? 19 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,420 ? Still fish and chips for tea ? 20 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,140 ? Broken by the empire ? 21 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,620 ? Raised by MTV ? 22 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,620 ? But still it's fish and chips for tea ? 23 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,350 ? I'm the glint in the milkman's eye ? 24 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,010 ? I'm your mama when you make her cry ? 25 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,740 ? Existential, who am I? ? 26 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:01,940 ? Fuck it, let's get high ? 27 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,820 ? I float like a fart in the air ? 28 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,460 ? I stink like your dad, don't care ? 29 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,820 ? I'm the POC BAME DOA PTSA ? 30 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,860 ? I'm a POC ? 31 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,580 ? BAME ? 32 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,300 ? DOA PTSA ? 33 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,140 ? Broken by the empire, raised my MTV ? 34 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,820 ? But still it's fish and chips for tea ? 35 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,180 All right, lads. I'm off. 36 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:40,500 - Ooh! - Oi, oi, oi. 37 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,340 Fuck off. 38 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,380 Over the last few weeks, 39 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,660 Ayesha and Zarina had been seeing a lot of each other. 40 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,060 And they had the selfies to prove it. 41 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,900 I've supported the clothing line since their inception. 42 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,100 "Inception." Great film. 43 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,860 The way they combine textures and colours, 44 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,140 it's just, like, ah! 45 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,940 It's hella magnifique. You are gonna love it. 46 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,340 Fucking love textures. 47 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,500 Despite Ayesha's frosty exterior, 48 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,300 when she fancied someone, she had zero chill. 49 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,900 Hey, so are we, you know? 50 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Are we what? 51 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,940 A thing? 52 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,700 I don't know. 53 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,460 Why not? 54 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,980 Things seemed to be going well for Ayesha. 55 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,300 Oh, my God! 56 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,340 You look really beautiful! 57 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,140 And as for me, 58 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,300 I was successfully juggling being in the band 59 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,300 while still being there for Noor. 60 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,460 - Look at her. - Oh, my God. 61 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,500 I'm sorry. 62 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,540 - Noor? - Noor. 63 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,020 - Wait. - It's okay. 64 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,980 - Hey. - Hey, you all right? 65 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,300 Yeah, yeah. 66 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,120 It's just, um, what if this isn't right? 67 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,020 Listen to me. You are Noor. 68 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,500 You're a trailblazer, a trendsetter. 69 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,540 You march to the beat of your own drum. 70 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,060 - I do? - Yes. 71 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,460 It looks like I'd learned something 72 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,980 from all those Saira pep talks. 73 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:13,060 You are the strongest, kindest person I know. 74 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,220 I see how happy Imran makes you. 75 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,520 He's a sweet boo. 76 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,940 ? Broken by the empire, raised by MTV ? 77 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,300 ? But still, it's fish and chips for tea ? 78 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,900 You guys are amazing. 79 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,780 Literally the best thing ever. 80 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,500 We all had our dreams about 81 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,660 what Zarina's magazine piece could mean for us. 82 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,460 ? Why be good enough when you could be a success ? 83 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:52,780 ? Why be good enough when you could be the damn best ? 84 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,380 ? You're gonna be a success ? 85 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,860 ? You're gonna be a success ? 86 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,580 ? Why be good enough when you could be the damn best ? 87 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,100 ? When you're different, you have to represent ? 88 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,420 ? Be better than the rest, better than the rest ? 89 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,620 ? Better than the rest, better than the rest ? 90 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,500 ? You're gonna be a success ? 91 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,420 ? You're gonna be a success ? 92 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,300 ? Why be good enough when you could be the damn best ? 93 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,260 ? When you're different, you have to represent ? 94 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,380 ? Be better than the rest, better than the rest ? 95 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:36,040 ? Why be good enough when you could be a success ? 96 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,340 I've never actually ever been interviewed before. 97 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:44,460 Except this one time, for the "Bacteria Digest Podcast." 98 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,540 Zarina said she wanted to get under the skin of Lady Parts, 99 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,620 show the world who we really were. 100 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,380 - Why do I wear a niqab? - Mm-hmm. 101 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,540 Well, it makes me feel closer to God, 102 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,980 which is obvs really nice in these crumbling times. 103 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,620 But also wearing it makes me feel confident, 104 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,940 like Queen Nefertiti or Beyonc�. 105 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,660 So your husband's an artist, too. 106 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,580 Yeah. Well, he's a poet. 107 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,860 And he runs these amazing poetry nights. 108 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,140 But by day, he's a mortgage advisor. 109 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,580 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 110 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,020 - This is your manifesto. - Yeah. 111 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,660 - Wow. - Um, uh, yeah. 112 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,940 It outlines who we are and what we stand for. 113 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:25,660 We're sisters who pray together, play together, 114 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,780 speaking our truth to whoever can be arsed to listen. 115 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,060 Amazing. Yes, okay. 116 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,540 It seemed like Zarina really got what Lady Parts was about. 117 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,540 Great, great, great, great. 118 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,940 Babe, you're amazing. 119 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,140 Oh, thank you. 120 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,620 But then, at a certain point... 121 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,740 I noticed you haven't mentioned being in the band 122 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,420 on your Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok. 123 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:51,500 Why? What are you ashamed of? 124 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,820 I?um? 125 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,500 This is quite a statement look. 126 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,500 Thank you. 127 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,500 Some people might think 128 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,700 you're doing it for the attention. 129 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,740 So your husband prefers that you don't work. 130 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,620 What? No, no. 131 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,180 So you're choosing not to work. 132 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,500 Well, yeah. 133 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,180 And is that you trying to uphold... 134 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:14,260 Traditional Muslim values? 135 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,860 What? No, no. Traditional values? 136 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,500 Nah. Fuck that. 137 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,940 I'm just?um, well, Wasim and I, we, uh? 138 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,580 Luckily, Zarina's tough questions were no match 139 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,780 for my intellect. 140 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:27,980 And I'm not ashamed. 141 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,860 I?I laugh in the face of shame. 142 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,420 Shame is lame. 143 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,540 So you're saying you have no shame. 144 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,900 What? 145 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,940 You mentioned external oppressors. 146 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,380 So are you saying the misogynistic forces 147 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,140 within the Muslim community are oppressing you? 148 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,380 That's an oversimplification of what I'm saying. 149 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,020 But it's part of what you're saying. 150 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,740 Sorry, Zarina, some of these questions, 151 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:53,020 they're a bit?I mean, you're really working an angle. 152 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,900 Oh, hon, I know what I'm doing. 153 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,260 You don't want this to be just a puff piece, do you? 154 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,260 - No. - What was going on? 155 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,660 Was Zarina just being a thorough journalist? 156 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,760 It was hard to say. 157 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,060 she was Ayesha's girlfriend. 158 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,220 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 159 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,540 And Ayesha had fallen hard. 160 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,060 You got kicked out of the mosque? 161 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,900 Yeah, but it wasn't my fault. 162 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,140 This old lady was going off on me 163 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,060 'cause my phone went off during prayers. 164 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,340 Honest mistake. Could happen to anyone. 165 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,220 It's just that my ringtone was Slipknot, 166 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,340 and she kept going on saying how the devil was in me, 167 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:32,060 and it deffo wasn't. I was there to pray. 168 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,980 It's just that I forgot to put my phone on silent. 169 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,180 So I acted in self-defence, 170 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:42,940 and I told her to, you know, piss off. 171 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,580 You told an old lady at the mosque to piss off? 172 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,180 She wasn't that old. 173 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,300 Okay. And where did the band come into this? 174 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,260 Well, Saira was praying next to me, 175 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,980 and she heard my phone go off, 176 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,940 and that's when she, you know, popped the question. 177 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:02,340 "Will you be in the band?" I said yeah. 178 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,220 I didn't play drums at that point. 179 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,140 I learned on the job, as they say. 180 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,220 Nice, nice, nice. Okay. 181 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:12,640 And how does it feel to be a queer, Muslim woman? 182 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,640 Zarina, you mind if we don't go there? 183 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,800 Sweetheart. 184 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,940 Think of all the queer kids who would feel so seen 185 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,040 if you just said who you really were. 186 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,540 Plus, you're a punk. 187 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,260 Aren't you supposed to not care what people think? 188 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,660 Yeah. 189 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,940 I don't know. 190 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,300 It's okay, hon. 191 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,000 You are just not there on your journey. 192 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,300 ? Gold teeth and a curse for this town ? 193 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,620 ? Were all in my mouth ? 194 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,260 ? Only I don't know how ? 195 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,780 ? They got out, dear ? 196 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:49,140 ? Turn me back into the pet ? 197 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,740 ? I was when we met ? 198 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:55,860 ? I was happier then with no mindset ? 199 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,940 What's up, sis? 200 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,880 Happy birthday! 201 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 You're looking good. 202 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,140 You good? 203 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,240 Good, good. 204 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,880 I got your "NME." 205 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,320 You're welcome. 206 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,300 Mate, so much has happened. 207 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,620 Got a new guitarist, who's dope. 208 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,740 Also... 209 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,980 Lady Parts are gonna be in a magazine, too. 210 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,620 Not like the "NME" or the "Rolling Stone," 211 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:34,100 but some online thing. 212 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,200 It's the new shit. 213 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,420 Apparently where it's at these days. 214 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,640 Wish you were here. 215 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:53,020 Anywho, as promised, 216 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,100 here we go. 217 00:10:56,040 --> 00:11:00,420 "Hole. The sweet revenge of Courtney Love. 218 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,620 "Wednesday, the phone rings. 219 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,260 " 'I'm busted.' 220 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,500 " It's Courtney. 221 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,020 She hasn't called for three years." 222 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,620 ? Godspeed all the bakers at dawn ? 223 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,300 ? May they all cut their thumbs ? 224 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,980 ? And bleed into their buns ? 225 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,860 - Knock, bitch. - I did, bitch. 226 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,780 - You're just deaf. - What do you want? 227 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,060 Amina, is she seeing anyone? 228 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,380 If you fuck with her heart, 229 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,620 I'll fuck with your face, understood? 230 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,100 Chill out, you psycho. 231 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,280 I just thought she might want to hang out. 232 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,940 Interesting development. 233 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,380 Still, if you hurt her even just a little... 234 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,610 I know. 235 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,480 You'll gut me and use my intestines as a skipping rope. 236 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,560 Bitch, I don't skip. 237 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,260 Still, do you know what she might like? 238 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,820 No, man. She's into, like, that white dad music. 239 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,700 Country and western, rootin' and tootin' shit. 240 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,140 Taz? 241 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,540 Wait, what? I'm coming. 242 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,900 Zarina's article had dropped sooner than we thought... 243 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,020 You okay? 244 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,710 And we were not ready. 245 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,180 I don't get what the big deal is. 246 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,540 "The bad girls of Islam"? 247 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,820 Really? "Haramed and dangerous"? 248 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,260 Zarina, you've got to change it. 249 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,020 It's funny, it's catchy, it's playful. 250 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,820 It's just like your music. 251 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,500 But we're not the bad girls of Islam. You know that. 252 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,860 Yeah, we're thoughtful, Muslim women of planet Earth. 253 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,020 - There's your headline. - Wow. 254 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,580 It's just you're making us out to be some kind of joke. 255 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,820 Mm, "Honour Kill My Sister" is pretty LOLs. 256 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,270 Listen to this. 257 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,380 "Lady Parts say 'fuck you' to both their religion 258 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,940 and the west in raucous frenzy of unskilled guitar music." 259 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,180 Why would we be saying "fuck you" to our religion? 260 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,620 Also, unskilled guitar music? 261 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,900 What we're trying to say is 262 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,420 you're making us out to be dickheads. 263 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,580 I don't understand why you're kicking off. 264 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,380 I respected your wishes. 265 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,180 You asked me not to mention your sexuality, and I didn't. 266 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,280 Could have, but I didn't. 267 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,300 And can I just ask, when did I say 268 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,860 "fuck traditional Muslim values"? 269 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,540 I asked you if you were trying to uphold 270 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,300 traditional Muslim values, and you said, "Fuck that." 271 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,220 Yeah, but there's a difference. 272 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,420 There's a lot of nuance missing. 273 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,180 Nuance? 274 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,260 Wow. For a punk band, you guys are seriously uptight. 275 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,980 It's not often we get any kind of platform, 276 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,380 so you'll understand we're not thrilled 277 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,660 about being misrepresented. 278 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,180 Okay. Wow. This is really cute. 279 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,780 But let me explain something. 280 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,580 I have 1.2 million followers because I understand 281 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:53,140 how to engage with an audience. 282 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,900 I built that following from nothing. 283 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,740 You know what? 284 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,060 I don't need this. I'm gonna go. 285 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,020 You guys are trending, for God's sake. 286 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,300 You should be thanking me. 287 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,400 Zarina! 288 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,740 What just happened? 289 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,260 We're trending, all right. 290 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,300 ? Moon in the night sky ? 291 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,580 ? How brightly she shines ? 292 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,500 Blissfully unaware of the article's release, 293 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,140 I was buried in coursework 294 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,780 and wrestling with badly-behaved bacteria. 295 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,260 Come on. 296 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,860 This a bad time? 297 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,420 No, it's fine. 298 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,420 What's up? 299 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,140 Just wondering how you're doing. 300 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,780 How are the microbes and things? 301 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,940 The microbes and things are doing really well, thanks. 302 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,020 - Growing up fast. - They do that, don't they? 303 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,620 Have you finished your coursework and everything? 304 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,740 Yep. Completed. Handed in. 305 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,840 Geek. 306 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,540 Did you know there's a Simon & Garfunkel tribute act 307 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,860 playing next week? 308 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,940 I know. Bernie and Lars. I love them. 309 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,420 They do a stellar rendition 310 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,820 of "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard." 311 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,580 Love, love. 312 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,060 So gutted I can't go. 313 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,700 - You can't? - Nope. 314 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,540 I'm behind on my coursework, 315 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,380 the band are writing a bunch of new songs, which is full-on, 316 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,780 and Noor's wedding prep is mental. 317 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,940 - Sounds a lot. - Mm. 318 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,540 Hey, Nora. Thank you so much. 319 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,060 It's fine. What do you need help with? 320 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,140 Uh, so? 321 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,340 You're busy. 322 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,480 I should head. Uh, sorry. 323 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,480 Good to see you. 324 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:02,020 - As salaam alaikum, Mama. - Alaikum salaam. 325 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,120 How are you? 326 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,680 Okay. 327 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,920 How's your hip? 328 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,040 You still doing the music? 329 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,160 Yes. 330 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,920 I thought? 331 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,240 I was thinking maybe I could pop home for a bit? 332 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,340 If it's okay with you. I totally understand if not. 333 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,440 It's not a good time. 334 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,220 No. 335 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,320 I have guests. 336 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,320 Right. Yeah. 337 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,180 What the fuck? 338 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,900 Hey, hey. Sorry. Just packing up. 339 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,660 So excited for Gosling Night. Okay. 340 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,300 Thinking we start with "La La Land" 341 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,940 for some serious jazz Gosling in a nice suit, 342 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,460 followed by "First Man" 343 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,900 for that hit of brooding, astronaut Gosling 344 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,620 we all love, and then we round things off with "Drive" 345 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,300 for a cheeky bit of ultraviolent, 346 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,060 salt-of-the-earth Gosling we just can't resist. 347 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,160 What say you? 348 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,780 What's going on? 349 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,820 - You should sit down, Amina. - Mm. 350 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,960 Okay? 351 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,380 You are in a punk band? 352 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,660 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. 353 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,380 This was not supposed to happen. 354 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,620 How did they? How did they? Oh, God. Oh, God. 355 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,620 Okay. 356 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,540 Oh, um, yeah. I mean, it's just a new hobby. 357 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,020 Helps me blow off steam. 358 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,300 I don't know. It's just a side thing. 359 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,860 - No big deal. - Oh, no big deal. 360 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,780 Do you have any idea what you've done? 361 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,260 I'm just the guitarist. 362 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,220 - Look. - How could you do this to us? 363 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,900 After everything we've been through? 364 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,220 Us? What do you? 365 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,980 All the hate we get as Muslim women. 366 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,260 Mm. 367 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,540 This is actually, like, betrayal. 368 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,220 Mm. Betrayal? Wait. Betrayal? 369 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,740 Wait, wait, wait. No, no. This is wrong. This isn't us. 370 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,580 - Us? Is she for real? - No, no. This isn't? 371 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,260 if you'd just listen to the lyrics, the music, it's not? 372 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,740 Oh, I'm sorry, 373 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,540 are you actually defending this twisted music? 374 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,020 Can't you see what they've done to you? 375 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,540 - What? - You've been tricked. 376 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,580 - Led astray. - It says here that you wrote 377 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,540 a song called "Bashir with the Good Beard," 378 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,020 - because you were horny. - Ugh. 379 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,580 Horny. 380 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,820 I literally cannot even look at you right now. 381 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,020 You've been lying this whole time. 382 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,020 - To my face. - Mm. 383 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,320 My own best friend. Right before my wedding. 384 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,200 It's like I don't even know who you are. 385 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,700 How could I have been so stupid? 386 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,140 Of course they were going to find out. 387 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,380 Everyone was going to find out. 388 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,260 What had I done? What have I done? 389 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:42,000 Momtaz had called an emergency band meeting. 390 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,000 I didn't feel I could face it. 391 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,280 But wasn't sure where else I could go. 392 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,240 - Are you okay? - You good, sis? 393 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:50,800 We got worried when you didn't respond. 394 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,840 - What happened? - We got snaked. 395 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,880 Where's Saira? 396 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,800 All right, lads. Sorry I'm late. 397 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,800 Did you see the article? 398 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,160 Yeah. I saw it. 399 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,360 Are we ready to rehearse? 400 00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:06,600 I've written a song that I think could really bang. 401 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,440 Saira, we thought maybe we could talk about 402 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,720 - what happened with the article. - No. Fuck that. Let's play. 403 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,720 Saira, we think maybe we should put out a response. 404 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,160 This song will be our response. 405 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,840 Saira. 406 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,800 ? I wanna fuck a terrorist ? 407 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,560 ? I wanna fuck a terrorist ? 408 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,640 ? I wanna fuck a terrorist ? 409 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,160 ? I wanna fuck a terrorist ? 410 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,720 Saira, that's not funny. 411 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,360 Saira, Saira. Can we just talk? 412 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:30,620 If they think we're the naughty girls of Islam, 413 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,080 desperate for attention, 414 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,560 let's give the people what they want. 415 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,080 ? I wanna fuck a terrorist ? 416 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,280 ? They're sexy and they're tough ? 417 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:39,280 ? I love how they blow up ? 418 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,840 - What does that even mean? - Who cares what it means? 419 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,640 They'll see what they want to see, right? 420 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,880 ? Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ? 421 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,720 ? Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ? 422 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,680 I hated Saira. 423 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:57,280 At that moment, I just really hated her. 424 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,600 ? Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ? 425 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,040 Stop! Stop it! What's wrong with you? 426 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,040 I'm great. You seem upset. 427 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:05,960 People hate the band. They hate our music. 428 00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:08,040 We're mocking Islam. We're mocking our own people. 429 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,520 It's wrong. Don't you understand? 430 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,320 You're wrong. This is all wrong. 431 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:13,880 I'm sensing that you think this is wrong. 432 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,400 I knew it, I knew it. 433 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,760 I felt it when I first walked in this place. 434 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,440 All of it is wrong. People hate us. 435 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:20,800 There you go again. 436 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,440 So obsessed with what people think. 437 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:24,000 You need to get over it, mate. 438 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,280 Yeah, yeah, I do care what people think, 439 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,440 'cause I'm a member of this society. 440 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,360 I actually live on this planet. 441 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,240 There are consequences for what we say. 442 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,160 Consequences. You ever heard of that? 443 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,760 Mm-hmm. 444 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,100 You know what? I think you like to piss people off 445 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,320 'cause you love all the attention. 446 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,600 "Oh, there goes poor, Miss Saira. 447 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,080 So misunderstood." 448 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,280 Noor is right. 449 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,600 Noor. 450 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,840 Ah, Noor. Why don't you run off, then? 451 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:46,780 Like a good little lapdog. Fuck Noor, and fuck you. 452 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:51,200 No, fuck you. I quit. 453 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,420 Amina. Amina, wait. 454 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:02,480 Saira, we didn't know Zarina was gonna do that. 455 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,960 Please. 456 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,560 Let's hang out with this fucking great influencer. 457 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:06,960 Get all the likes and all the followers, 458 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,880 and we can be famous, yay. 459 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:10,160 That was the master plan, right? 460 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,280 Come on. That's not fair. 461 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:12,280 All we had was our integrity, 462 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:13,840 and it's shot in the head. 463 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,680 We might as well have published a nude photoshoot 464 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:18,000 with the caption, "Muslim sluts want to get dick," 465 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,220 and saved your influencer friend the trouble. 466 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,520 Saira. 467 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,400 You're the fucking band manager! 468 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,200 And you gave all the power of launching our band 469 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,840 to some internet hack. 470 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:29,080 I trusted you. I trusted you! 471 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:32,120 Saira. Lay off her. 472 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:35,240 Your lover girl really fucked us, didn't she? 473 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,880 You really didn't see it coming. 474 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,880 All those cute dates at galleries, 475 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,920 having mochaccinos and selfieing, 476 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:45,720 and you're telling me you didn't know she was a snake? 477 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:49,360 Saira, please. Hey, hey. Listen. Sis. 478 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:51,040 We understand you're upset. 479 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:54,280 The whole Abdullah thing. So you're going through a lot. 480 00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:55,600 Don't you dare shrink me. 481 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,480 Just inhale for three. Find your Zen. 482 00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,280 You know what? 483 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:01,160 I think you should find your Zen, and shove it up your ass. 484 00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:01,870 Okay. 485 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,990 Did you even ever really care about this band, huh? 486 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,910 How can you even say that? 487 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,880 You know what? You can all fuck off, 488 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,760 as far as I'm concerned. Fuck this band! 489 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,180 - Saira. - Please, just kindly fuck off! 35133

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