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[seagulls squawking]

[pounding on door]

[pounding continues]

Jay, what you doing?

Stay where you are.

[pounding continues]

[gun cocking]

Sorry, sweetheart,

who are you?

Oh, you're handsome,

aren't you?

Fuck it.

Cheers, mate.

Wait, where are the police?

See, they wanted me to plant

a tracker on you guys

but I knew they were

full of shit, so,

I stuck it in Mrs. D's

fish instead.

-Mmm.

-[upbeat jazz music

playing on radio]

[coughing]

[choking]

No harm done.

You have two minutes

to explain.

And it better be good.

Okay.

Kim.

There is this TV show

called Crystal Maze.

And at the end,

all the players,

they have to stand

in this big fucking

crystal dome thing...

-Right.

-Oi, just give him a chance!

And they... they blow all these

bits of silver

and gold shit into your face

but the trick is you only

the gold ones to win.

have to catch

If you catch the silver ones,

you lose.

Okay, you can kill him.

Wait, wait, wait, okay.

[grunts softly]

I went to the police because...

since, uh, Dad died,

I've just been fucking lost

in the crystal wind.

Shit blowing in my face,

and the only person who can

help me separate

the gold from the silver

is that kid standing

right there.

Look, man, my loyalties

are to Nicky and Beth.

And he wasn't exactly gonna

save himself, was he?

Because, well, [exhales]

love makes you do

stupid shit.

Whoa, there, horsey!

Sorry. Permission

to hop on board.

Um... You do know I don't...

Yeah! That would be...

No, I mean, I think you're nice

and everything.

-I think you're nice.

-Oh, thanks. [laughs]

I just mean in the same way

that I think that

that candle is nice.

-Yeah, that's a lovely candle.

-It looks nice...

-Yeah. Scented, actually.

-It smells nice.

-Like pinecones.

-Cones.

[both chuckle]

Wow.

[Jay] I bottled it, okay?

And I'm sorry.

But when I realized

what they were up to,

I unbottled it.

And out flew the devil.

Just like Pandora.

[gun cocks]

-And her little wooden box.

-[shouts] Hey, hey, hey!

-No, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky!

-Tina, please,

please, please!

[cell phone ringing]

Beth, babe,

you are a lifesaver.

-[Brooks] I thought we had

an agreement.

-Brooks.

[Jay] Whoa, what the fuck

do they want with Beth?

Hello, Alan.

Well, look what the cat

dragged in.

[Tina] What do you want?

I've got a cat, actually.

Yeah.

Always bringing dead birds in.

Heads cut off, guts all over

the fucking kitchen floor.

Apparently, it's supposed

to be a gift.

[chuckles]

Always thought that was quite

a bold choice on his behalf,

-you know what I mean?

-[sighs]

You've got your money

and your fall guy.

Why are we even having

this conversation?

No. Because your little pal

let the cat out of the bag.

Terri now knows that Ian

did not kill Jimmy,

and the money is nowhere

to be seen.

[whispers] You kept the money?

Oh, my God.

[Brooks] So, now I need you

to bring me a little gift.

Otherwise it won't be me

calling you next time.

And Terri is a lot more vicious

than her dad ever was.

Okay.

Meet me at Carl's Caff

in a couple of hours.

I'll send you the location.

You'll get your money

and your dead little bird.

I appreciate that, Jo.

I really do.

[stutters] Why are they at

Beth's house? Is she okay?

I told you to give that

money back, didn't I?

Now's your chance.

Go and get it.

We're leaving.

[Tina on radio]

He'll be here soon.

Make sure Jay's ready

with the money. Over.

Roger that, Mum.

And for the record I'm still

super angry with you.

[Tina] Roger that, Kim.

Permission to deal

with it later?

Over and out.

Okay, please don't ask

for my permission

and then say "out" before

I've had the chance

to answer.

-It's really annoying.

-[Tina] Copy that.

Completely understood.

Over and out.

You just spoke right over me.

You do realize that?

Radios comms only, please,

Kimmy. Thank you. Out.

-[radio beeps]

-[exhales]

You sure about this, bro?

[Tina and Kim speaking

indistinctly over radio]

They were at Beth's house, man.

I've got to do this.

But then we've seriously

got to start talking

about the business.

Get that shit up and running,

you get me?

[radio chatter continues]

[cell phone ringing]

Shit. Hold this.

[car door opens]

[Tina] Please say "out"

at the end of

your messages. Out.

Out.

[Jay] Are you all right?

What the fuck is going on Jay?

I find half a million pounds

in cash,

then two police detectives

with guns are in our house

going through our stuff.

I'm trying to make it right,

okay?

I was just trying to...

[clicks tongue]

[sighs] Look, I know

you don't wanna spend

the rest of your life

with the geezer off

the fish counter.

I get that.

[Beth] What are you on about?

You know I don't care

about that.

Look, I got plans for

That's all I'm saying.

me and you.

I don't need plans, Jay,

I need my boyfriend

to be honest with me.

Oh, you want to talk to me

about honesty?

All right, if we're being

honest, then Beth,

and you really don't care

about my job and all that,

then... marry me.

[chuckles] What?

Yeah. Serious. Marry me.

Jesus. Jay, I...

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Babe, please, just listen

to me for a minute...

All right, forget it.

I have to go.

Jay!

[sighs]

[grunts]

Come here, man.

[Brooks] Okay,

this is the place.

[gun cocking]

[exhales sharply] All right.

So, when he comes out...

Could you...

Could you just stop doing that?

Let me do all the talking.

We need the money

and him in the car.

-Thompson!

-[chuckles] Sorry.

God.

[chuckles]

'Cause I hate it when places

only serve dishonest,

foreign food.

Yeah, like halloumi.

[Nicky] It's like stop

pretending to be chicken,

you cheesy bastard.

[Brooks] Who's that?

-Fit.

-Here we go.

[coughing]

Get in the car, sweetheart.

I thought this was a bag drop.

Well, we're not exactly

gonna do it out here

in the open, are we?

[Nicky] Do you know what

I mean, like, that's my line

of argument.

[Jay] Listen, this is the same

that I have with tomatoes.

conundrum, yeah,

Oh, my God, don't get me

started on tomatoes.

It's like, you're not a fruit,

are you?

If you were, you'd be delicious

and fruity.

Like, don't go around

"I'm not a vegetable."

and be like,

Yeah, do know what, listen,

fuck tomatoes, innit?

Fuck tomatoes!

Would you two please

shut the fuck...

Where's Kim?

Oh, shit.

There's cameras on the cafe.

If you get in the car,

we'll go somewhere quiet.

[Brooks] While we're

still young.

Whenever you're ready.

I'll drive. You shoot.

-What do you want us to do?

-Oh, I don't know,

maybe just take care of staying

the fuck out of my face.

-I'd really appreciate it.

-[gun cocks]

[Carl] Oi!

Are you with them bastards?

[Brooks] Get out of

the fucking way!

Not until I know

what's going on.

-Move!

-Or what?

[engine revs]

What's going on?

They were gonna kill you.

Could you not see that?

Take this.

Shit!

[tires screeching]

[Brooks] Fuck this!

Fuck my life!

[Tina] Kim, take mine.

-What are you doing?

-[Kim] I'm gonna ask

them to stop.

[Nicky] Oh, my God, oh, my God,

oh, my God!

Shit!

[tires squealing]

[gunshots]

[Tina] Shoot the bloody tires!

[Kim] I'm trying.

Hold it steady.

Magazine!

[gunshots continue]

Watch my windscreen.

Watch my fucking

windscreen.

Shit, shit, shit,

shit, shit, shit!

[screaming]

[exclaiming in relief]

[cheering]

Fuck! Fuck it!

We should find somewhere

to camp.

It'll be dark soon

and it's still a long

drive to the cabin.

-Who says we're going back

to the cabin?

-[gun cocks]

It's just somewhere safe

and make a plan, okay?

to lie low

[gun clatters]

Even you'd agree with that.

Wouldn't you, dick wallet?

Dick wallet?

-What's a dick wallet?

-[Tina] Right,

that's decided, then.

We'll camp tonight and we will

leave for the cabin

at first light.

[gun cocking]

Seriously,

what's a dick wallet?

[Kim] I think she means

some sort of

dystopian future

-in which money no longer

means anything.

-Right.

-And the only currency is...

-Yeah.

...for some unknown reason,

the severed peni

of your fallen enemies.

Right, which you would carry

around in some kind of

bespoke, leather-bound...

-Dick wallet. Exactly.

-Right.

Yeah, I mean, cool.

But I think it would be

more of a purse.

You have to tell him,

you know?

About the business.

Yeah, I could tell him...

or I could just change

all my life plans

and start

a landscaping business

to avoid having

that conversation.

[chuckles]

Okay, I'll tell him.

I just need you to tell me

exactly what to say,

word for word.

It's easy. You just...

look him in the eye

and you say,

"Jay, you're my brother

and you know

-how much I love you..."

-You know how much

I love you and care for you...

and I know this is a really

hard time for you, but...

I can't start a business

with you, bro.

I've been offered an internship

in London.

I'm really sorry, man.

[chuckles nervously]

What do I know about

landscaping? Huh?

With my hay fever,

it would be terrible.

Compost gives me a rash.

I'm more of an indoor person.

-I just think--

-Just, just...

[sighs]

I get it.

You've got to do

what's best for you.

Don't feel bad

about that, yeah?

[sighs deeply]

[exhales] Thanks, man.

-[Jay] Hey, at least the money

is on its way home now, eh?

-[Nicky chuckles]

He's right, you know?

[Jay and Nicky speaking

indistinctly]

When this is all over

you should do

whatever you want.

Just don't undervalue

what we have.

That's all I ask.

Okay! I'm gonna go and get

some more firewood.

Nicky, you coming?

[exhales] You're sure

you're okay?

I'm fine, kid.

-Go on. Go with Kim.

-[sighs]

-Go on, go on.

-[chuckles]

Beth's pregnant.

And she didn't tell me.

I mean, [scoffs]

why would she?

I mean, what am I really gonna

offer her and a baby? [scoffs]

That business was

the only chance

I had, man.

Do me a favor.

Close your eyes, Jay.

Now just imagine it's...

You, and Beth and the baby,

and you're in a cabin

in the woods.

There's nothing else.

No pressures.

No expectations.

No TV.

No money.

Nothing.

Just let that all melt away.

Shit...

[chuckles]

I'll leave that

with you, champ.

[cell phone chimes]

[Thompson] Yeah,

all right, boss.

We'll let you know.

[inhales sharply]

That was Terri.

She's sending reinforcements.

She said if we don't find them

then she'll take

one of us instead.

I used to be a good copper,

you know?

Life was a lot less

complicated.

[vehicle approaching]

We're gonna find this mob.

And when we do,

we're gonna tell Terri that

the money just [sucks teeth]

disappeared.

And then we're gonna split it

50-50, I swear.

If she finds out,

she'll kill us both.

I gave my whole life

to Terri and her dad,

if I'm gonna die alone,

I'd rather it was with

an eight ball of coke

in a beach rental in Malibu.

[scoffs]

We understand each other?

Fifty-fifty.

And you have to promise

to stop being such

a grumpy prick.

I think I can manage that.

Thank you.

Now fuck off.

That was amazing!

I can't believe I just

said what I thought,

and saying what I thought

made the situation

ten times better.

I don't get it.

Isn't that what people

just do all of the time?

[chuckles] No. Nobody does.

Well, how do you ever tell

anyone what you want?

By dropping subtle hints

and sighing loudly

if they get it wrong.

Right. So if I wanted

to kiss you now,

how would I go about it,

in your world?

You could spend

six or seven months

beating around the bush

and then, just, drink

half a bottle of vodka

and then--

I'd like to kiss you now.

Oh.

Please.

My way's better.

See?

Wow.

That's number 16 well and truly

crossed off the old list, eh?

You read my book?

I'd say more like browsed.

Leafed, really.

Dipped my toe in and thought,

"Oh, God, the water's cold

in there. I'm out!"

Say something?

You see, you can't trust him.

[Kim sniffles]

[Nicky exhales]

Kim? Kim?

Nice one, dipshit.

[Nicky] It's so obvious

you want to take us

back to the cabin

so you can try and push Kim

into staying there.

[Tina] Oh, really?

Well, what about you?

You think you're so smart,

don't you?

You really think Kim's

gonna choose you over

her own mother?

[Nicky] Why don't you ask her?

-[Tina] Are you crying?

-[Nicky] No, I'm not crying!

["Glory Box" playing]

♪ I'm so tired ♪

♪ Of playing ♪

♪ Playing with this bow

And arrow ♪

♪ Gonna give my heart away ♪

♪ Leave it to the other girls

To play ♪

♪ For I've been a temptress

Too long... ♪

[rain pattering]

[device beeping]

[Brooks] Looks like we might

get our little bird

after all.

Where are those reinforcements?

Any minute now.

[Thompson inhales deeply]

All right, then.

[coughs]

♪ Give me a reason

To love you ♪

♪ Give me a reason to be ♪

♪ A woman ♪