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Previously on This Is Us...
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Hey, Kate, it's Madison.
I slept with Kevin.
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Explain why you, famous person,
decides to sleep
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with my closest friend.
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- I'm pregnant, Kevin.
- To hell with it.
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I say we just get married.
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Let's shock the world
and get married.
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I got a call
from a talent manager.
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And she wants me to go to L.A.
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for a few months
so she can send me on auditions.
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And what about you?
Will you be going with him?
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Oh, I can't. I have school.
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Yeah, and I'll be back
before Sophie can even miss me.
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- What about right here?
- Yeah.
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Right here, right here.
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They're your mom's favorites.
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Best movie ever.
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Best movie ever.
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Hey, sorry pilot season
didn't work out, Kev.
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But, you know, it's really good
to have you back east.
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- Thanks, man.
- And look on the bright side.
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You got home just in time
for your wife's summer break.
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I have no idea how you guys did
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cross-country
for four whole months.
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Beth got this internship
in Boston this summer,
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and, you know, just the thought
of us being apart is killing us.
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Yeah, well, I haven't even
decided if I'm gonna take it.
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You guys are being dramatic.
Boston isn't even that far away.
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I mean, Sophie and I were
on different coasts for months.
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It was, like, super easy.
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I mean, I don't know
if it was that easy.
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At least, not for me.
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I'm just glad
that you're home for good.
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Okay, everyone, we're leaving
for the cabin in 20 minutes.
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I want to get up there
before dark.
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I can't believe
I'm going to the cabin
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with a bunch of couples.
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You're not going with
just couples. You'll have me.
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Oh, "Her mother said,
before Kate smothered herself"
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to death with a throw pillow."
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Stop. You'll have me, too.
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You're going to love the cabin.
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- It's mad romantic.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm sure.
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You know I dig it when
you wear your L.L.Bean.
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I got to admit,
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I am very into
lumberjack Randall.
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It's fisherman Randall.
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Kevin got everybody fly-fishing
gear for the bachelor party.
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What else you guys have
on the agenda this weekend, hmm?
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Gonna order up some strippers
to the cabin?
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Put the "Oh" back in Poconos?
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Nicky and Kevin are sober.
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Toby isn't exactly rowdy.
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And Miguel's idea of fun
is a crossword
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and a strong herbal tea.
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So we'll probably be
putting the "ay"
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- in Earl Grey.
- Ugh.
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Are you sure you want
to go out there early
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for Madison's bachelorette?
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With everything you've been
going through with the studio?
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I'm actually
looking forward to it.
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You know? Spend a couple days
in the sun with our girls.
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And then your date
will meet you for the wedding.
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Oh, well,
tell my date that I have
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this newly-discovered thing
for fishermen.
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- Mm-hmm.
- He should dress accordingly.
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Will do.
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Mm-mm.
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Leave the boots on.
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Okay.
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Babe, I don't know.
Is this, is this cool or lame?
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I just want everything to be
perfect for Madison tomorrow.
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Yeah, no, it all looks great.
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Madison's lucky to have you.
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Aw. Well, thank you.
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The kids and I are lucky
to have you.
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Babe, listen, why don't you take
this weekend to recharge?
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Hang out with the guys
and get far, far away
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from the Moanasoundtrack.
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- Oh, God.
- You deserve it.
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- Mm. Thanks.
- Mwah.
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Yeah.
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I will.
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Don't forget your slippers.
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You know your toes
get like ten little icicles.
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Maybe I shouldn't go.
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Honey, we've been over this
a thousand times.
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I'll be fine.
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We've barely been out of
each other's sight for a year.
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Yeah, and it will be refreshing
to not have you watching over me
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like a hawk for a few days.
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Sorry. No, I-I didn't mean that.
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Come here.
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I'm fine. My meds are working.
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My PET scans show
no further deterioration.
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- I know, and it's amazing.
- It is. Yeah.
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I will be fine.
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Okay. You're right.
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Mm-hmm.
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- But let me ask you something.
- Hmm.
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Is it cool?
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- It's cool.
- For the bachelor party?
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- It's very cool.
- Oh, yeah?
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- You look like Ponch.
- Really?
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Officer Francis Poncherello,
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Erik Estrada's character
from CHiPS.
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Still got it.
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Wow.
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- Hey, hey, kid, uh, you got room...
- Yeah?
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...in your bag
for my new jigsaw puzzle?
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No. No, I don't.
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Uh, you're not gonna
want to bring
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a-a jigsaw puzzle
to my bachelor party.
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All right.
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Am I having
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the lamest bachelor party ever?
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Uh, let's just say I'm not
worried about the cops coming.
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Right. What about you?
You excited for your shindig?
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You mean our babies spending
the day with the nanny
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while your family
comes to hang out?
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- Yeah.
- It's so embarrassing
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none of my friends
could fly out early.
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Well, no, look, I mean,
they're all babied up, right?
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They're all on the East Coast.
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Besides, the Pearsons believe in
quality over quantity.
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Oh, God.
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Uh, Franny's up.
I have about two minutes
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to rock her back to sleep
before she wakes up Nick.
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Hello?
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Kevin. Hi.
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Sophie, hey.
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I'm sorry... I didn't... I didn't
think you were gonna pick up,
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'cause I changed my number
and I figured you wouldn't take
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- an unknown call.
- Well, what can I say,
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I'm a naturally curious person.
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Right, um, anyway,
what I was going to say
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in my voice mail is that I,
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I saw your magazine cover,
about your engagement
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and your twins, and, um...
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I don't know, it just felt weird
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not to call
and say congratulations.
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Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Yeah, so... congratulations.
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I... I mean, your...
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your fiancée is beautiful,
and, um,
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you have not one but two babies.
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It's... it's all
just really amazing, Kevin.
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I'm-I'm really happy for you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Uh, so why'd you change
your number?
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Oh, that's a long story.
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They both took explosive poops.
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It's an all-hands-on-deck
situation.
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Okay, I'm coming.
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It's fine, it's fine.
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You can just call me back.
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Or you don't...
don't call me back.
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You don't-don't... That's weird,
you don't have to do that and...
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No, no, of course, yeah.
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No, I'll call you back, um...
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You know, and we'll-we'll
finish catching up.
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Yeah, okay. Bye.
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Bye.
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Hey, Kev,
don't fill up on those.
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I'm making mushroom risotto
for dinner.
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Mushroom what?
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I saw it on The Today Show.
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Al Roker went crazy
for the stuff.
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So I was thinking, uh,
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if we meet up every weekend,
like, halfway,
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like, maybe in Connecticut,
it'll only a four-hour drive
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- for each of us, so...
- Randall, are you still talking about that?
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Long distance is no big deal.
You guys are gonna be fine.
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Really.
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Will you stop saying that?
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Saying what?
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That it's no big deal.
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Being away from you
was really hard for me.
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I missed you.
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I missed you, too.
I'm just trying to be positive.
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Be positive about what?
We're done
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with the whole
long-distance thing.
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Yeah, for now.
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My manager said if I'm gonna
take acting serious,
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I got to be in L.A.
pretty regularly.
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So, what, you're just gonna
like, constantly be in L.A.
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while I'm in New York?
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How is this marriage gonna work?
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I don't know, Soph.
It just will.
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Okay?
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Great answer. So glad
that you thought that through.
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You are such a jackass.
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There they are!
The bachelor party crew.
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- What's up?
- How was the private jet?
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Uh, well, Toby passed out,
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so, Miguel, of course,
spent the whole time
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searching for Wi-Fi
so he could get ahold of Mom
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and Uncle Nicky took down
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an impressive amount
of melon balls.
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Sounds about right.
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- You ready to get your fish on?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Forecast says rain,
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but I don't think
the big man upstairs
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is gonna let that happen
to my bro on his big weekend.
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Ah. Hope not.
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- Hey, Kev.
- Yo.
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You did it, man.
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Did what?
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You remember last Thanksgiving?
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You said you wanted
to be married with kids
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by the time you were 40.
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Well, you're doing it.
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It's out of order,
but, you know, still.
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- Randall! You've...
- Hey.
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You've got
to try this plane melon.
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It's... I ate 'em on the plane.
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Oh, it looks, uh, interesting.
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Oh, uh.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
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- Let's get inside. Come on.
- Okay, okay.
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Kate, I told you I just wanted
a chill girl's day,
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and this is already feeling very
Eyes Wide Shut.
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Okay, okay, one sec.
All right, all right.
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- You can take it off.
- Okay.
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Happy bachelorette!
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Oh, guys, thank you.
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This is beautiful.
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Well, only the best
for my future sister-in-law.
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Aw. Hi.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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- Beth!
- Oh!
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- Thank you for coming early.
- Oh.
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Where are the girls?
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Oh, they're back
at the hotel watching.
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- To All the Boys
I've Loved Before, Part 9. - Oh.
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Besides, I heard that this was
a strictly 21 and over event,
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- you know, which I am here for.
- Oh.
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Wait. Why is this a strictly 21
and over event? Hmm?
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Uh, well...
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- Oh. Who could that be?
- Kate.
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- No. We talked about this.
- Listen, okay, just relax, okay?
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I'm not gonna do anything
that's gonna land us
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in, like, family therapy.
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Just take us right to the cusp.
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Hi. Come in.
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Uh, oh, wait.
Just to make sure... you're...
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- Vaxxed and waxed for your pleasure.
- Sure.
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Okay.
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Well, come on in.
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Madison?
251
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,288
Joe.
252
00:12:04,461 --> 00:12:05,812
What's happening?
253
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,813
If I was a betting woman,
I'd say
254
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,187
our girl Madison has a little
history with the stripper.
255
00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:12,383
He's not a stripper.
He's a model, right?
256
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,517
And he's from a place called
Picasso and Prosecco.
257
00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,386
So he's gonna make us drinks
and then
258
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,017
takes off his clothes off,
and then we get to paint him.
259
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,000
I'm sorry.
How do you two know each other?
260
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,393
- We dated.
- Oh.
261
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:26,354
Really good to see you,
and, um, congratulations.
262
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,051
Thanks.
263
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,575
So, uh, where should we set up?
264
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,883
And did you want to paint me
in boxer briefs or full nude?
265
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,928
The latter.
266
00:12:43,587 --> 00:12:44,870
This is why you should always
bring a puzzle.
267
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,721
I-I got to go check on Rebecca.
268
00:12:46,895 --> 00:12:48,505
She hasn't texted back
in a while.
269
00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:51,466
Miguel,
she's with Kate and Beth.
270
00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,033
I'm sure she's fine.
271
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,338
- You guys decide on a movie yet?
- Um...
272
00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:59,561
Hey, Kev, what about
Jerry Maguire?
273
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:02,042
You used to love this one.
274
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,217
Jerry Maguire?
275
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,047
I love this movie, man.
276
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,048
I saw it with Dad
when it first came out.
277
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,094
Uh, shouldn't you go check
on Sophie?
278
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,750
She should for sure just
blow off some steam.
279
00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:17,840
Yeah. Yeah, I could go for a
little Cameron Crowe right now.
280
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,754
Let's do it.
281
00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:23,236
I'll get some snacks.
282
00:13:28,937 --> 00:13:30,721
Can I help you?
283
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,942
Jerry Maguire.
284
00:13:33,115 --> 00:13:37,250
I work in your office.
I was on a junket.
285
00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:39,078
I began writing
286
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,124
what they call
a "mission statement."
287
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,299
Not a memo, a mission statement.
288
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,302
A night like this doesn't
come along very often.
289
00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,392
I seized it.
290
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:52,308
Suddenly, I was
my father's son again.
291
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:56,009
I was remembering the
simple pleasures of this job.
292
00:13:56,182 --> 00:13:59,576
...neural pathways are set,
and that's why
293
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,404
it's hard for people to change.
294
00:14:01,578 --> 00:14:03,296
That's why behavior
doesn't change very often.
295
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:07,933
We live in a cynical world.
A cynical world.
296
00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:10,631
And we work in a business
297
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,894
of tough competitors.
298
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:20,990
Wow, Mr. Pearson was
ridiculously handsome.
299
00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:23,471
Even with the mustache.
300
00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:25,951
Yep, he was.
301
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,432
Hey, congratulations,
by the way,
302
00:14:29,606 --> 00:14:31,783
on the internship in Boston.
303
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:33,960
It sounds very exciting.
304
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,787
Thanks.
305
00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:38,268
Yeah, I'm-I'm still pretty
50-50 on it.
306
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,792
I know it's none of my business,
307
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:43,664
but I think you and Randall
are strong enough
308
00:14:43,838 --> 00:14:45,448
to handle being apart
for a few months.
309
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:49,105
If this is something
you're passionate about doing.
310
00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:50,976
I know.
311
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:54,719
I'm actually not worried
about me and Randall.
312
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,721
It's this amazing
urban planning firm.
313
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,289
They focus
on creating these public spaces
314
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,030
for underserved communities.
315
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,339
That sounds like
a special thing to be a part of.
316
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,515
Yeah, it would be, um,
317
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,212
but it's also really intense.
318
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,346
Like, they give their interns
their own projects
319
00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:14,956
to work on and manage and...
320
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,003
I just...
321
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:21,136
I'm just not sure how much more
failure I can take, you know?
322
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,054
Did Randall tell you
that I used to dance?
323
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,361
He did.
324
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,192
Did he tell you
that I used to sing?
325
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,977
Hmm. He did.
326
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,110
So I know the feeling
327
00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:41,375
of having a dream cut off
at the knees.
328
00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:44,029
But you... are too young
329
00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,769
and too smart and too strong
330
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,076
to not find new dreams
and go for them.
331
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:52,385
And I suspect when you do,
you will blow everyone away.
332
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,525
Ugh.
333
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,919
I can't get the right color
for his nipples.
334
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,879
Hmm. Why don't you try
a little orange?
335
00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:10,751
Oh.
336
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,448
Madison, is this too weird?
337
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,078
'Cause I can send him home.
Like, I have plenty
338
00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:15,462
of other activities
that we can do.
339
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:17,759
No, it's fine.
Honestly, I decided
340
00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:20,804
the best revenge
against a guy that ghosted me
341
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,417
is painting him naked
days before
342
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,114
I marry one
of People'sMost Beautiful.
343
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,028
- You're damn right it is.
- Wait.
344
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:28,422
What-what does "ghosted" mean?
345
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,423
It's when you go out
with someone,
346
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:31,990
and then they end things
347
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,817
by not returning your calls
or your texts.
348
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,865
Just disappearing, like a ghost.
349
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,258
What?
350
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,823
That's horrible.
351
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,609
- Mm-hmm.
- You are horrible, Joe.
352
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,480
- I know.
- Well,
353
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,631
at least you never have to deal
with that crap again.
354
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,135
Here's to
355
00:16:47,309 --> 00:16:50,096
- never dating again.
- Mm.
356
00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:52,272
- Cheers.
- And to Kevin
357
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,274
knowing a great thing
when he saw it.
358
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,447
That part.
359
00:16:56,927 --> 00:16:58,929
I mean, sure. Kind of.
360
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,845
Hmm? What do you mean?
361
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,152
I mean, you know,
he didn't exactly
362
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,285
jump at the chance
to be with me.
363
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,113
It took an accidental pregnancy.
364
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,115
Come on. He would have
figured it out
365
00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:10,942
- without that.
- Maybe.
366
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:13,989
But I certainly wasn't
reeling him in with the cute,
367
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,730
bantery texts I sent
after we slept together.
368
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:21,997
Wait. So, was Kevin being
a ghost to you?
369
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,957
Not totally.
I mean, he'd always answer me.
370
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,960
He was totally polite.
371
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,528
It's fine, you guys, really.
372
00:17:32,702 --> 00:17:36,184
The night we got together
was super weird.
373
00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:38,926
I mean, I understand why he
wasn't in the mindset to, like,
374
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,494
you know, ask me on a date.
375
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,777
Well, you know, I believe
everything happens for a reason.
376
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,326
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank God for Kevin's
377
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,327
powerful sperm making him
see the light.
378
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,721
That's my brother, but cheers?
379
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:52,506
- Hear! Hear!
- Oh.
380
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,463
Cheers.
381
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,947
- Oh, my.
- Slight turn for me, Joe?
382
00:17:59,121 --> 00:17:59,948
Mm.
383
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,777
Okay.
384
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:06,998
I failed as much
as I've succeeded,
385
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,523
but I love my wife,
I love my life,
386
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,961
and I wish you
my kind of success.
387
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,528
Oh, man, still holds up.
388
00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:17,226
I can't believe
389
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,203
they never gave Cuba and Regina
a sequel, though.
390
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,814
I would have watched
the hell out of that.
391
00:18:20,837 --> 00:18:22,578
- Hmm.
- Kev, what'd you think?
392
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,209
- Yup.
- Everything you remembered it to be?
393
00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:26,496
I think you're right.
Still holds up.
394
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,107
That's it?
395
00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:31,371
Dude, I remember when
you first watched this movie.
396
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,415
You nearly blew a hole
through the roof
397
00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:35,592
you were so excited.
398
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,942
You must relate
to this movie like crazy.
399
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,250
It's practically the story
of your life.
400
00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:44,426
What are you...? What's that...?
What do you mean?
401
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,212
Well, you know, I mean,
guy falls for the kid, or
402
00:18:47,386 --> 00:18:49,301
in your case, the idea of kids,
403
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:52,608
more than he falls
for the actual girl, you know?
404
00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:54,698
But he sticks by her
just because he's trying
405
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,221
to do the right thing.
406
00:18:57,222 --> 00:18:59,311
You even look like him.
407
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,576
I mean, you sound like him,
you act like him. It's...
408
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,925
Like who?
409
00:19:05,099 --> 00:19:09,104
Jerry Maguire!
You're like Jerry Maguire 2.0.
410
00:19:11,105 --> 00:19:14,935
Mm. Yeah, look, U-Uncle Nicky,
411
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:18,417
I'm not marrying Madison
because I got her pregnant.
412
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,898
I'm... I'm marrying her because
I'm-I'm crazy about her.
413
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:25,772
Oh. Well, I'm...
414
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,474
Good news. Rebecca's fine.
415
00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:35,521
She's just painting a naked man
with the rest of the wives.
416
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,096
To be honest, I failed
as much as I've succeeded,
417
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:48,970
but I love my wife,
I love my life,
418
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,582
and I wish you
my kind of success.
419
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,717
I forgot how amazing
that movie is.
420
00:19:58,108 --> 00:19:59,980
Did you guys like it?
421
00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,288
Cuba Gooding, Jr. and
Regina King kind of remind me
422
00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:04,440
- of a certain couple I know.
- Yeah, I saw that.
423
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,989
That's it?
424
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,296
I-I mean, what about Jerry?
425
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,603
I mean, like, his whole
character, you know? I mean,
426
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,257
Jerry Maguire is the kind of guy
427
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,230
who decides what he wants,
and he goes for it.
428
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,441
I'll be back soon.
429
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,665
Your brother had, like,
a spiritual experience
430
00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:34,884
- watching Jerry Maguire.
- Yeah.
431
00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:37,713
- I've never seen that look in his eyes.
- Whoa.
432
00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:40,326
I've always liked
Renée Zellweger.
433
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,022
When I first saw her, I said,
434
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,277
"You know, that's-that's a woman
that's going places.
435
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,246
She's extremely talented, uh,
she has a-a beautiful mouth."
436
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:51,292
Miguel, that is an extremely
weird thing to say, man.
437
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:54,688
Tobias? What's your review?
438
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:58,996
- Of the movie?
- Yeah.
439
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,563
I liked it.
440
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,913
Hey, are you okay, man?
441
00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:04,914
You've been really quiet
tonight.
442
00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:07,482
- Yeah. I...
- Why would you say that to me?
443
00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:10,573
That I'm only
marrying Madison just
444
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:13,146
because I want to do the right
thing? Why would you say that?
445
00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:15,751
Are we still on this?
I-I was just running my mouth.
446
00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,363
I w...
Just forget I said it.
447
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,582
No, I don't want to forget it.
448
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,714
I don't want to forget it
because it's rude, man.
449
00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:23,542
It's rude, and it's mean.
450
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,765
And, look,
I-I know you've been cooped up
451
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,897
i-in a trailer by yourself
for the past 40 years,
452
00:21:31,071 --> 00:21:33,271
and you have apparently
forgotten how to talk to people,
453
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,858
but that doesn't give you
the right to come into a room
454
00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,035
- and just act like a jackass.
- Kev.
455
00:21:39,079 --> 00:21:40,864
Why don't you take a breath?
456
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:47,261
Yeah. I'll take a breath.
457
00:21:47,435 --> 00:21:49,089
Okay,
458
00:21:49,263 --> 00:21:51,183
who's ready for the next activity?
459
00:21:51,221 --> 00:21:53,094
I got Kev to play
The Newlywed Game.
460
00:21:57,445 --> 00:21:59,046
- No.
- Hey, will you ladies wait for me?
461
00:21:59,186 --> 00:22:01,493
- This sangria's going right through me.
- Okay.
462
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,732
- What did you do?
- Well, we'll have to wait
463
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,540
- to find out.
- This is crazy.
464
00:22:05,714 --> 00:22:07,563
- It's gonna be so great.
- Aah, I'm so nervous.
465
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,590
Beth?
466
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,244
Oh. Hey.
467
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,726
What's going on?
468
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,425
I reached out to a job recruiter
469
00:22:20,599 --> 00:22:22,471
just to figure out
my next steps,
470
00:22:22,644 --> 00:22:25,647
and she got back to me
with a couple listings
471
00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:30,173
from some very traditional
dance conservatories.
472
00:22:31,174 --> 00:22:32,873
That's a good thing, isn't it?
473
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,177
Could be.
474
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,180
It's just these dance academies
475
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,923
took something I love
and made it joyless.
476
00:22:40,096 --> 00:22:42,143
It's a broken system, Rebecca.
477
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,363
I just...
I don't want to be a part of it.
478
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:49,802
- You do know you're the most
impressive person I know? - Oh.
479
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:53,414
Right? No, no,
I mean it. I'm serious.
480
00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:55,286
The...
481
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:56,983
The mom you are.
482
00:22:57,157 --> 00:23:00,074
The career woman you are.
483
00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,336
The wife you are
484
00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:05,122
to a man
who is kind of a full-time job
485
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:07,167
in his own right.
486
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,865
So I say
487
00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:13,826
if these traditional
dance academies are broken,
488
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,219
go change them.
489
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:19,484
Go in there
and do what you always do.
490
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:23,357
Blow us all away.
491
00:23:29,885 --> 00:23:33,367
- Okay. Let's do this.
- All right.
492
00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:35,065
Listen, full disclosure.
493
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,826
I gave Nicky the questions,
and he recorded this,
494
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,068
so I have no idea
what to expect.
495
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:43,334
Where are the damn questions?
496
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,031
Hello, ladies.
I hope you're enjoying
497
00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:47,512
Uncle Nicky's lovely,
charming commentary.
498
00:23:47,686 --> 00:23:49,534
- - Here we go.
- All right.
499
00:23:49,557 --> 00:23:51,211
Uh, first question.
500
00:23:51,385 --> 00:23:55,259
What is Madison's idea
of a perfect Sunday morning?
501
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,913
Okay, so, you're gonna answer,
502
00:23:57,086 --> 00:23:58,368
and then we'll see
if he gets it right.
503
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:01,265
Okay. Um, well,
504
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,181
I kind of can't stop daydreaming
505
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,009
about when I'll be able
to sleep in again.
506
00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:07,881
I think
507
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,536
Kevin will say
that my perfect Sunday morning
508
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:13,233
is sleeping till noon
509
00:24:13,407 --> 00:24:15,236
and then hanging
with him and the twins
510
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,019
- in bed.
- Hmm.
511
00:24:17,193 --> 00:24:18,867
- All right. Good answer.
- All right.
512
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,042
- Let's see.
- Come on, Kev.
513
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,894
Uh... Well, let's see.
514
00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:24,375
Um, she's been
515
00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:26,769
sort of fantasizing a lot lately
about sleeping in.
516
00:24:26,942 --> 00:24:28,823
- Aw.
- So I would say
517
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,730
sleep till afternoon,
518
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:34,559
um, and then cappuccino,
519
00:24:34,733 --> 00:24:36,997
and we invite the kids in,
520
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:40,740
and we just sort of hang out
and cuddle in bed
521
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:43,438
for the next couple hours
with Thing One and Thing Two.
522
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:46,093
- - Aw.
- All right!
523
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:47,722
He knows your drink.
524
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:49,269
Now, that's the lamest thing
525
00:24:49,443 --> 00:24:51,074
- I ever heard. Um...
- Just ask the next...
526
00:24:51,097 --> 00:24:55,015
Okay. Uh,
describe Madison's dream
527
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:58,452
for your future together
once you're empty nesters.
528
00:25:00,106 --> 00:25:02,108
Oof. Okay. That's a hard one.
529
00:25:02,282 --> 00:25:04,285
It feels so far away.
530
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,374
Um...
531
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,942
I hope we'll travel a lot.
532
00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:12,249
And go out
533
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:15,296
for long, romantic dinners
534
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,733
where we sit and talk
until they kick us out.
535
00:25:19,778 --> 00:25:21,476
Like those older couples you see
536
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,890
who still haven't run out
of things to say to each other.
537
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:28,265
Really, I just hope
that things will slow down
538
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,180
and we can sort of...
539
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,835
- discover the world all over again. Together.
- Ah.
540
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,663
Sorry. That was a lot.
541
00:25:35,837 --> 00:25:37,816
- So romantic.
- That was so beautiful.
542
00:25:37,839 --> 00:25:40,190
- It was the perfect answer.
- So sweet.
543
00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,236
Let's see what our Romeo says.
544
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:48,285
Dream of a future together
once we're empty nesters.
545
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,436
- It's a trick question.
- What do you mean?
546
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:52,201
Well, Madison knows
547
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:55,857
that I refuse to grow old,
so the question is moot.
548
00:25:56,031 --> 00:25:57,468
Oh, my God.
549
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,316
I know Kevin
wants to stay 40 forever.
550
00:25:59,339 --> 00:26:01,167
- I should've guessed that.
- Boo.
551
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,125
Okay. Next question.
552
00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:06,215
There you are.
553
00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:07,478
Good, you're back.
554
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,175
I wrote my mission statement.
555
00:26:09,349 --> 00:26:10,480
Your what?
556
00:26:10,655 --> 00:26:12,353
Like in Jerry Maguire.
557
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:14,247
His was about the future
of sports agencies.
558
00:26:14,397 --> 00:26:16,051
Mine is about my future
with you.
559
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,836
Oh, my God.
560
00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,449
"Sophie,
561
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,103
"as you know,
562
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:26,019
"I have big dreams
of becoming a famous actor.
563
00:26:26,192 --> 00:26:28,194
"I love you, Soph.
564
00:26:28,368 --> 00:26:30,371
"And I can see
our whole lives together.
565
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:32,721
"In a couple years,
we'll have another wedding.
566
00:26:32,894 --> 00:26:36,507
"A fancy one with guests
and cake and everything.
567
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,770
"And then a couple years later,
we'll have kids.
568
00:26:38,944 --> 00:26:40,294
"And we'll be
the kind of parents
569
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,228
"that are disgustingly
in love with each other.
570
00:26:42,251 --> 00:26:43,731
"Like my parents were.
571
00:26:43,905 --> 00:26:46,909
"And one day, we'll be
that embarrassing couple
572
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,519
"that dances to the piano
in an Italian restaurant
573
00:26:49,694 --> 00:26:52,045
"when nobody else is dancing.
574
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,047
"That's my ultimate dream,
Sophie.
575
00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:57,702
You and me to the very end."
576
00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,663
Earth to Kate. You got to hit
577
00:27:02,837 --> 00:27:04,336
- play so I can hear the next question.
- Sorry.
578
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,903
Yes. Yes, yes.
579
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,407
Uh, here we go.
580
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,902
Rain's letting up.
Nicky found some dry firewood.
581
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,121
He's got a nice fire
going on outside.
582
00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:28,124
Think it's some kind
of caveman-esque peace offering.
583
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,910
My old Jerry Maguire
mission statement.
584
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,259
- Ah.
- Yeah.
585
00:27:33,433 --> 00:27:36,045
Remember that? So embarrassing.
586
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:42,748
No, man. It's romantic.
587
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,227
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
588
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,924
Ah.
589
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:50,406
Sophie reached out to me,
and, um...
590
00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:53,647
I don't know.
She said she saw the article
591
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,108
about me and Madison
getting married,
592
00:27:56,282 --> 00:27:57,719
and she wanted to...
593
00:27:57,893 --> 00:28:01,069
call and congratulate me, so...
594
00:28:07,772 --> 00:28:09,949
I mean,
595
00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:12,603
how does anyone ever really know
596
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:15,127
who they're supposed to marry?
597
00:28:18,913 --> 00:28:21,134
You know what, man?
598
00:28:21,307 --> 00:28:23,266
Come with me.
599
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,398
- Yeah? All right.
- Come on.
600
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,184
Listen up,
601
00:28:29,358 --> 00:28:32,492
fellas. Our boy here's
got a classic case of cold feet.
602
00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:34,277
I think he needs
a good talking-to.
603
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,429
- No, I'm fine.
- You are not fine,
604
00:28:36,452 --> 00:28:39,281
- sir. You are a mess.
- Uh... Okay.
605
00:28:39,455 --> 00:28:41,807
As for the rest of you,
606
00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:43,765
you're not on top of your game,
either.
607
00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,680
Okay, Miguel,
608
00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:48,173
you have been obsessing over
our mother since you got here.
609
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,336
Tobias, you are missing
610
00:28:50,510 --> 00:28:53,513
that usual je ne sais quoi
that makes you so appealing.
611
00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:54,863
And, Nicky...
612
00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:57,038
Well, you're always odd, so...
613
00:28:58,648 --> 00:29:00,173
So, what's up?
Who wants to go first?
614
00:29:00,346 --> 00:29:01,826
Come on. Real talk.
615
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,133
This is
the lamest bachelor party
616
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:05,675
I've ever been to,
and I've never even been
617
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,268
- to one.
- Nicky, shut it. Please.
618
00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:10,009
Who's first?
619
00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:17,538
I'm, like, the world's
greatest rom-com fan.
620
00:29:17,711 --> 00:29:19,670
Okay? Like, th...
Like, there's...
621
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,020
there's literally never been
622
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:24,674
a-a Hollywood ending
that I have not loved.
623
00:29:24,849 --> 00:29:28,243
And usually, I hate it,
624
00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:31,813
I hateit
when people try to poke holes
625
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:34,859
i-in the romantic ending.
626
00:29:36,425 --> 00:29:39,211
But after watching that movie,
I could only think one thing.
627
00:29:39,385 --> 00:29:42,388
They're just...
They're never gonna make it.
628
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:44,782
Nothing has changed.
629
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:47,088
All he did
was deliver an incredible line
630
00:29:47,262 --> 00:29:49,700
to some divorce support group.
All right?
631
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,136
Jerry is gonna work too hard.
632
00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:53,051
Dorothy's gonna resent him
for that.
633
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:55,116
And that little kid is gonna get
the short end of the stick
634
00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:56,619
'cause they'll
never stop fighting,
635
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,578
and soon he's gonna be mad
and sad
636
00:29:58,752 --> 00:30:00,232
instead of adorable
and precocious.
637
00:30:00,406 --> 00:30:01,644
And I could just see
their whole little family
638
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,236
in-in-in this boat,
639
00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:06,239
and the boat
is just-just filled with holes.
640
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:14,028
I'm s... I'm sorry.
641
00:30:14,202 --> 00:30:16,249
I'm sorry. I'm in a weird place.
642
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,555
I...
643
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:24,605
I really, really need a new job.
644
00:30:24,778 --> 00:30:26,867
I need it financially,
645
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,044
and I need it for my sanity.
646
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,133
And I haven't had a nibble.
647
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,719
Except for this one opportunity
in San Francisco,
648
00:30:32,742 --> 00:30:34,309
which is clearly a nonstarter
649
00:30:34,483 --> 00:30:38,052
for anybody
with two kids under two, so...
650
00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:44,232
Tobias,
651
00:30:44,406 --> 00:30:47,105
you're gonna be okay.
652
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,978
Your boat's gonna
weather the storm.
653
00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:53,241
I promise you.
654
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,684
That movie...
655
00:31:01,859 --> 00:31:04,775
just-just put me in a bad mood.
656
00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:08,605
You know,
like all romantic comedies do.
657
00:31:08,778 --> 00:31:12,305
I mean, and romantic dramas
and romantic dramedies.
658
00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:15,438
Yeah, you know, anything that...
where there's romance
659
00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,135
- involved...
- Yeah, we get it, Nicky.
660
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:19,268
I just...
I-I just can't relate to them.
661
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:21,053
I just...
662
00:31:22,836 --> 00:31:26,449
I had one relationship
50 years ago.
663
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,756
Sally Brooks.
664
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,976
And I blew it.
665
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:34,761
I blew it. I mean,
there's no second chances.
666
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,025
There's no happy endings.
667
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:38,200
I...
668
00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:40,462
I lost the girl.
669
00:31:40,636 --> 00:31:42,856
Roll credits.
670
00:31:43,030 --> 00:31:44,858
And, uh...
671
00:31:45,859 --> 00:31:48,384
And I think...
672
00:31:48,557 --> 00:31:50,909
I think that's why
I said all that stuff to you.
673
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:55,000
I was just pissed off
about my own crappy love life.
674
00:31:56,174 --> 00:31:58,176
I'm sorry.
675
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,313
Well, maybe
you were onto something.
676
00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,228
You know? I mean...
677
00:32:07,446 --> 00:32:09,752
Would Madison and I
have ended up together
678
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,972
if life hadn't thrown us
together in some weird way?
679
00:32:12,146 --> 00:32:13,539
I...
680
00:32:14,801 --> 00:32:16,630
I don't know.
681
00:32:20,241 --> 00:32:22,417
When your mother and I
682
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,115
started seeing each other,
683
00:32:24,289 --> 00:32:27,554
I remember thinking a lot
about that expression
684
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,730
"written in the stars."
685
00:32:29,903 --> 00:32:33,385
I'd always loved
that expression.
686
00:32:33,559 --> 00:32:37,432
The idea
that the universe had big plans
687
00:32:37,606 --> 00:32:42,307
for two strangers before
they've even crossed paths.
688
00:32:42,481 --> 00:32:46,224
I remember thinking that's how
it was for your mom and dad.
689
00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:48,401
Written in the stars.
690
00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:52,709
I knew it wasn't like that
691
00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:54,711
for me and her.
692
00:32:54,884 --> 00:32:56,409
It was...
693
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:59,193
strange,
the way we came together.
694
00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:01,108
I knew that.
695
00:33:01,282 --> 00:33:04,416
And I was filled with doubt
on our wedding day.
696
00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:07,201
For many days after.
697
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:08,595
But then...
698
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:11,423
the years went by.
699
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,557
And I realized:
700
00:33:14,730 --> 00:33:16,558
it's okay.
701
00:33:16,732 --> 00:33:18,821
That, yes,
702
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:23,000
there are some love stories
that are written in the stars.
703
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:27,048
There are other love stories...
704
00:33:27,221 --> 00:33:29,094
they're written together.
705
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:34,490
Two people
the universe had no plans for
706
00:33:34,663 --> 00:33:37,971
writing their story
in the stars together.
707
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:42,454
That's pretty fantastic, too.
708
00:33:42,628 --> 00:33:44,760
Isn't it?
709
00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:54,075
I think Jerry and Dorothy
made it, Kevin.
710
00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:56,208
I really do.
711
00:34:02,648 --> 00:34:04,780
This is the strangest
bachelor party in history.
712
00:34:04,954 --> 00:34:06,173
Oh, it's borderline awful.
713
00:34:06,347 --> 00:34:07,871
Yeah...
714
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:11,570
Can the non-sober people
have, like, a beer?
715
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,922
Yeah, please. Please do.
716
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,315
Okay!
717
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:20,275
Thank you, man.
718
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,545
I said yes to meeting
on those jobs.
719
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,112
Oh, Beths. That's great.
720
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:35,856
Thank you for earlier.
721
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,378
What you said, you know?
722
00:34:37,552 --> 00:34:39,467
I just...
I really needed to hear it.
723
00:34:39,641 --> 00:34:41,079
Oh, please. You're welcome.
724
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:43,342
Hey, honestly,
I should be thanking you.
725
00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:45,692
What? Why?
726
00:34:45,865 --> 00:34:48,521
For opening up to me
727
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,436
about what you've
been going through.
728
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:53,829
Y-You sharing with me like that
made me feel normal,
729
00:34:54,003 --> 00:34:55,918
not like...
730
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,333
...not like some patient
731
00:34:57,485 --> 00:34:58,885
that everyone
has to tip-toe around.
732
00:34:59,052 --> 00:35:01,315
What are you talking about?
733
00:35:01,489 --> 00:35:02,838
Miguel is...
734
00:35:03,012 --> 00:35:05,233
an angel.
735
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,496
But I feel him worrying
about me all the time,
736
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,802
and it can be oppressive.
737
00:35:09,976 --> 00:35:11,326
Mm.
738
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,675
Kevin and Kate
739
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:14,449
don't ask me to help out
with their kids.
740
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:17,070
And even Randall went on this...
741
00:35:17,244 --> 00:35:20,422
road trip to New Orleans to
find out about his birth mother,
742
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,295
and he's barely even mentioned
a word of it to me, and...
743
00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:26,733
I don't know, maybe he thinks
that I can't handle it?
744
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,213
But...
745
00:35:29,387 --> 00:35:31,085
today...
746
00:35:33,086 --> 00:35:36,221
...today, you made me feel
like me again.
747
00:35:36,394 --> 00:35:37,699
Like a mom.
748
00:35:37,873 --> 00:35:40,615
And a girlfriend.
749
00:35:40,789 --> 00:35:42,724
Well, I'm not gonna stop
coming to you for pep talks
750
00:35:42,748 --> 00:35:44,489
anytime soon, so...
751
00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,405
Same as I have all these years.
752
00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:48,885
- Okay. Thank you.
- Oh.
753
00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,409
Mm.
754
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,106
Yeah.
755
00:35:53,454 --> 00:35:54,456
Oh.
756
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:56,023
Yep.
757
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,373
- That's me.
- Mm.
758
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,375
- Bye.
- Bye.
759
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,074
Oh, Rebecca?
760
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:08,253
If you want to find out about
Randall's trip to New Orleans,
761
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,731
just ask him.
762
00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:18,740
Kate, that red velvet cake
was insane.
763
00:36:18,914 --> 00:36:20,786
You outdid yourself.
764
00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:26,574
Madison,
I need to ask you something.
765
00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,467
And it's something I should
have asked you a long time ago.
766
00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:31,382
And I should have asked you
because you're my best friend.
767
00:36:33,494 --> 00:36:36,106
But Kevin is my brother
and so it makes it delicate.
768
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,934
But I need you just to tell me,
769
00:36:39,108 --> 00:36:40,628
you know,
best friend to best friend...
770
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:44,940
Are you happy?
771
00:36:45,114 --> 00:36:46,474
Is Kevin
what you were looking for?
772
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,902
Like, is he everything
that you deserve?
773
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,514
I didn't know
what to expect out of him,
774
00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:53,775
honestly.
775
00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:56,909
All that fame.
776
00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:58,650
All those abs.
777
00:36:58,824 --> 00:37:01,740
The face.
778
00:37:03,132 --> 00:37:05,831
But that movie star brother
of yours
779
00:37:06,005 --> 00:37:10,097
has stepped up in ways
I never could have imagined.
780
00:37:11,097 --> 00:37:13,186
I love him, Kate.
781
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,014
I really do.
782
00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:18,626
And, Kate...
783
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:23,023
...girlfriends
do not come easy for me,
784
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:27,766
as you can probably tell
by my guest list today.
785
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,032
Nothing will ever get in the way
of that.
786
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:34,076
You got that right.
787
00:37:47,829 --> 00:37:48,829
Hi.
788
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:49,876
Hi.
789
00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,226
I just wanted to see
how your day was.
790
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,880
It was great, actually.
791
00:37:55,054 --> 00:37:56,230
I had a lot of fun.
792
00:37:56,403 --> 00:37:58,362
And I just got home,
safe and sound.
793
00:37:58,536 --> 00:38:01,016
Good. That's good.
794
00:38:01,190 --> 00:38:02,670
Um...
795
00:38:02,844 --> 00:38:04,063
Look, uh...
796
00:38:07,936 --> 00:38:09,373
I'm sorry
797
00:38:09,547 --> 00:38:13,028
that I drive you crazy
with all my worry.
798
00:38:14,552 --> 00:38:16,380
It's just, um...
799
00:38:16,554 --> 00:38:17,382
It's, uh...
800
00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:18,382
It's hard,
801
00:38:18,556 --> 00:38:21,994
living in this limbo.
802
00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,215
Not knowing how much time
we have left.
803
00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:26,391
I know.
804
00:38:27,565 --> 00:38:30,045
It's hard for me, too.
805
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,054
Hello?
806
00:38:39,228 --> 00:38:41,275
Rebecca. Hey. Uh...
807
00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,972
I haven't been able
to get ahold of you at home,
808
00:38:44,146 --> 00:38:45,559
and I was starting to get
a little worried.
809
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:46,802
Thought I'd try you up there.
810
00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,760
Oh. I'm sorry.
811
00:38:48,934 --> 00:38:51,458
I should have mentioned that
I was bringing the kids here
812
00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:54,244
- for the weekend.
- No, don't be silly.
813
00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:55,724
You having fun?
814
00:38:58,422 --> 00:39:03,166
It is strange being here
with them this time around.
815
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:06,778
And seeing Kevin and Randall
in relationships.
816
00:39:08,432 --> 00:39:10,391
They both seem so...
817
00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:11,914
...alive.
818
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,612
Yeah.
819
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:18,791
Today, for the first time
in a long time, I thought...
820
00:39:21,445 --> 00:39:25,666
...maybe there's still some...
821
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,235
version of love out there
for me, too.
822
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:32,282
Well...
823
00:39:32,456 --> 00:39:34,240
if that's something
that you're...
824
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:36,329
open to, Rebecca,
825
00:39:36,503 --> 00:39:38,766
it will definitely find you.
826
00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:40,943
I mean, of-of course it will.
827
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:42,597
Uh, you are...
828
00:39:43,771 --> 00:39:45,338
You're you.
829
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,954
How's the sky look there?
830
00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:56,088
Mm.
831
00:39:56,262 --> 00:39:58,483
It's beautiful.
832
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,005
Yours?
833
00:40:02,007 --> 00:40:03,617
Same.
834
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:07,492
Can really see the stars
tonight.
835
00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:15,413
- Hey, Nicky.
- Hey.
836
00:40:15,586 --> 00:40:17,849
- What are you up to?
- Nothing. Why?
837
00:40:18,023 --> 00:40:20,373
No reason. I just...
838
00:40:23,028 --> 00:40:24,769
- Good night, Nicky.
- Night.
839
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,398
Leave a message.
840
00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:46,443
Hi, this is Toby Damon calling.
841
00:40:46,617 --> 00:40:48,750
Um, I've been thinking
about it a lot,
842
00:40:48,923 --> 00:40:51,012
and I would actually love
to be considered
843
00:40:51,186 --> 00:40:52,666
for the San Francisco position.
844
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,539
So if you could give me
a call back,
845
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:56,583
that'd be great.
846
00:41:18,387 --> 00:41:20,041
Hey, Kev.
847
00:41:20,215 --> 00:41:21,260
You good?
848
00:41:22,391 --> 00:41:23,610
Uh, yeah.
849
00:41:23,784 --> 00:41:25,090
Yeah.
850
00:41:25,264 --> 00:41:27,440
I'm good.
851
00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:37,121
That's the lamest thing
I ever heard.
852
00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:39,278
- Um...
- Just ask the next question.
853
00:41:39,452 --> 00:41:41,280
Okay. Uh...
854
00:41:41,454 --> 00:41:44,719
describe Madison's dream
for your future together
855
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:46,503
once you're empty nesters.
856
00:41:48,461 --> 00:41:50,333
Dream of a future together
857
00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:52,248
once we're empty nesters.
858
00:42:02,257 --> 00:42:04,085
Dream of a future together
859
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,784
once we're empty nesters.
860
00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:10,440
- It's a trick question.
- What do you mean?
861
00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:14,269
Well, Madison knows that
I refuse to grow old, so...
862
00:42:14,443 --> 00:42:16,838
question is moot.
863
00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:20,798
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