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Amelie!

Amelie, where are you?

I beg you. Don't kill me!

Our Party Father, in Heaven...

Hallowed be thy Name.

Amen.

Thy Handsome come.

We want men!

Give us this day singles guys.

Whatever! As long as they got dicks.

Deliver me from Coco, puking on my dress.

You make me sick!

Will you shut up?

In the Name of the Father, the Son...

of Biitches!!!!

Damn! Don't ruin it.

Ok girls! You owe me 18 RMB.

What? You don't think she's my bitch?

Just get off now! Go!

Hey cutie! Got a Boyfriend?

What?

Hey girls! Need a light?

Where are you from sweetheart?

France.

How old are you ?

hush-hush!

Can I sit down with you?

Just go back to your homework, kid. We are dinosaurs.

How do you say "I love you" in French?

"Nique ta mère..." ( motherfucker )

Motherfucker! Motherfucker!

Hey! What the hell are you doing?

No drugs here! Come!

We want no problem here. Outside now!

What the fuck?

Get lost!

No crackheads here!

Out!

You too.

This is not drug! Asshole.

I don't care. Go home!

Are you dumb or what? She's got diabetes

I am not a junkie.

Easy sweetie.

- Asshole! - Are you ok?

Well... I took some "E".

You crazy bitch! You can't help it.

So. morning party?

Nooooo.

Come on!

So Tired! Can't! I got work.

Amelie!!!!

Please no.

Hey girls?

Hi, handsome!

Where ya goin'?

Thanks!

You're welcome.

♪I know that your future is just a dream.♪

♪You think about it all the time...♪

None of your business dude.

Yes. None of your business either!

The Little "Mistress" Sunshine...

She's too hot for you man!

Get real!

You want an affair, and...

you don't even have a legal wife.

What are you doing?

Yeah! I'm single.

So I can practice on your ass.

You Dumbass!

Tell me who is he?

Will you stop for a minute?

I don't have bright eyes.

You don't have bright eyes.

Nobody here has bright eyes!

Woman. Please don't go.

My love. Stay!

I'm out of here.

Stay!

I am so sick of your suspicions.

Go then!

Piss-off!

Get out!

Come here pumpkin.

Mom doesn't want us anymore.

She can leave...

MONEY PLAN B. MISTER SONG ( ASSHOLE )

Hello?

Amelie? Did I wake you up?

Hey! Mr Song.

You just woke up...

...But I have a job for you.

Ok! Listening.

It is easy money.

Can you help me on this?

No problem.

Be on time. 9 AM Sharp.

Don't let me down!

See ya.

The molecular weight is 355.3251

The boiling point is 451 degrees

Let's talk about our drug market this year.

It's been 5 year

since 2008

Our turn over increased from 3 millions

to 10 millions Yuan.

Its Chinese name is : Lu Ming Zuo

"Miss me? Where are you?"

"Not too far. At GuoMao."

"I am stuck with a bunch of rednecks."

Amelie?

Amelie!

What does our French partner think about this?

Hi!

This is amazing.

I have seen many kinds of eyes.

But never like these.

What do you mean?

You've never seen a foreigner...

My daughter is an alien?

My wife slept with an alien?

No. Not at all.

Your daughter has feline kind of eyes.

I don't get it.

In other words. She has cat eyes.

Like cats?

Unbelievable.

My wife had sex with a cat?

No. No. No. It is an oddity of nature.

Like, some are born without hair.

or with six fingers.

Tell me Kid...

Does bright light bother you ?

Sunbeams?

I thought so.

You must avoid to expose her to bright lights.

She could go blind.

Buy sunglasses!

Sure... I will!

I promise.

Little missy.... Can you read?

Good.

Can you read this part?

Start when you want.

Years after years, Nala Kuvara...

grew up in Shang Tang Guan

With great happiness...

This is amazing!

How can she see so well in the dark?

Amazing.

Hi!

Of course I am not French!

This guy's just a Red-Neck's crook.

and I need to make a living.

Thank you all.

Miss Amelie wishes that...

Our collaboration be a great success.

In order to build a longlasting partnership.

Thank you very much to all of you.

And Voila! Thanks again.

You were amazing today!

Really?

I didn't get a single word, but they fell for it.

That's cool.

Mei Li?

Hey? You speak italian?

Nooo.

I have Shenzhen clients

that are looking for a Milanese Designer.

You have to come!

We will see about that.

Two thousand yuan?

Call me.

- Three thousand! - Yeah... Later.

- You're hungy? - Maybe next time.

Karaoke?

Show me the money!

What's your problem?

Part-time waiter!

Easy girl! It's a knockoff!

It's the real thing, Amelie!

A genuine Birkin! Made in France!

Hey, stop harassing me! I'm eating now.

9 pm! Dinner time. Get lost.

I see...

Your phone is your real Boyfriend.

Better that I die before my phone does!

So. Who bought the fancy bag?

Wang yi Bo!

Wang yi Bo?

The... The... famous guy who builds everything around here?

Yep! Him.

How long you guys...?

Two Weeks.

Fuck me! He gets you a Hermes bag after two weeks.

Full-grain leather. You can touch.

I can smell your ass for sure!

By the way. There's a party tomorrow!

If you come, Yi Bo can buy one for you too.

Come! I hate to go alone.

Move Bitch!

What's your problem?

Give me space.

Honey, I'm working for your future here.

You have to hook-up with a "Rasshole".

a "Rasshole"?

A Rich Asshole!

Soon you'll be 30.

You'll be taken out with the trash.

You must get yourself a "Rasshole", ASAP!

Your Wang Yi bo. Is he married?

They're all married.

Thanks, but no thanks, sister!

I can make my own money.

Yeah right!

You won't fool anyone with your fake foreigner style.

Come on. It's just a rich kid's party.

It's like shopping.

See something you like, grab it...

If not. Just go home.

Flowers! Flowers!

How much?

10 yuans!

Thank you.

In Beijing. It's easy to find a guy to buy you a bag.

Harder to find one that will buy you flowers.

Ok! Ok!

I'll go with you.

Yeah! That's my girl.

What's the dresscode?

Super hot, baby.

"Push-up!"

Skirt for Pussy peep.

for what?

Pusssssyyyyy!

Amélie!!!!

This is Momo.

Her Boyfriend Xiao Bai.

There's An Peng.

This is my Yi Bo.

What's your name already?

- Amelie. - Amelie?

Feel like home and help yourself.

This is my sexy friend...

Amelie.

How are you doing?

Hi. I'm Li Sheng.

Cool.

Nice to meet you.

Wow! You have amazing eyes.

Thank you.

There.

Now eat up.

Xiao Mei, you have some very special eyes.

Your eyes can help daddy!

You want to help me?

Fine.

Eat.

Little Watermelon.

Big Watermelon.

Big Watermelon.

Drink! Drink!

Hitler!

Mao Ze Dong!

Hello, comrades!

Napoléon!

Wrong. Drink again.

Let's play a game called : "NEVER HAVE I EVER"

Nobody must lie here.

Or else...

Your mama, Your papa, your whole family will die.

Now let's start the game.

Ok. You first...

Never have I ever... had sex with a woman.

Amelie! Are you there?

Yep.

Amélie?

Tell me...

... Honestly. Wang Yi Bo. Good or Bad?

Wang Yi Bo?

Well... He's okay.

By the way...

...Li Shang! Right?

Did he mistake me for a hooker?

It's not funny. Not funny at all.

Fuck!

What's wrong?

I'm out of insulin.

You watch out Coco. Don't mess with that!

Say what again?

I got the monthly curse!

Bye, bye guys.

See you.

Here's my card!

Call me when you're free.

Sure.

I'm waiting for your phone call.

You know I don't give my card to just anybody.

But he gives his usual BS to all the girls.

I'll go now.

Don't listen.

Ok. Li Sheng!

Honey! I'm out too.

No.

See you. Thank you Yi Bo.

- Amélie? - An Peng!

Don't go now.

It's still early.

Coco! I'm wasted.

Hey! Yi Bo?

Wassup dude?

Don't you want to play another game?

What game?

"one night in Beijing".

I love this game. "One night in Beijing"

♪ One Night in Beijing. I can't stop the loving. ♪

Rules are simple...

You guess country, capital city.

And everytime you fail, We turn off the light.

An Peng, you rock!

Awesome.

So cool.

Oh, so you're that kind of girl : "All butt and No Brains".

Fine.

And if I'm the one winning...

For every capital city...

I'll give you 5000 yuan.

And I'll add another 50, 000 yuan.

No shit.

With An Peng's money...

It makes 55, 000!

Amélie...

Amélie!

Amélie!

Amélie!

Amélie!

Amélie!... Amélie!

Australia's capital city...

Cam-be-rra!

It's not Sidney?

I would have said Melbourne.

Yi Bo?

Show the money...

Australia's capital city...

Is Camberra.

Get the fuck outta here!

Ok... I'll shell out!

check please!

That's the rule.

10, 000.

20, 000.

30, 000.

40, 000.

And 50, 000.

Keep 100 RMB for Taxi.

Don't fuck with your 100 shit...

I have a driver.

Keep the change.

Bo has a driver.

Shut it up!

My turn.

An Peng had his shot with Amelie.

Now it's Coco's and me.

What is....

the United States of America's Capital city?

Yi Boooo...

This one is too easy...

US Capital City is...

in..

New-York!

Not true.

No? Amélie...

♪ One Night in Beijing, ♪

♪ I can't stop the Lovin'! ♪

♪ My old Affairs, are so despaired... ♪

You're so hot baby.

Noooo...

What are you doing?

Let me show you...

No... Not there!

Coco!

COCO!

COCO!

I'm going to the bathroom.

I'm going to the BATHROOM!

Come now!

Coco?

Coco?

What is China's Capital city?

♪ One Night in Beijing, ♪

♪ I can't stop the Lovin'! ♪

Xiao Mei.

You bring the best crickets to Daddy!

Dad. I am a little scared.

Don't be afraid!

Daddy is around.

Go now!

Xiao Mei!

Xiao Mei!

Xiao Mei!

Xiao Mei!

Dad I found crickets.

You go girl!

Xiao Mei is the best.

You're the best!

What the...An Peng!

An Peng! Come here!

Shit! Come now!

Move your ass!

Just help me out!

Asshole!

Release me!

Get her off me! You fucker!

Holy shit! Motherfucker...

Where's the other girl?

Where is she?

You're asking me, moron? You find her!

We killed Coco.

Nobody died! We're fine.

Noboby died here.

The other girl couldn't see shit.

Door was closed.

Look at me.

Look at me now!

This is your bar.

What are you scared of?

Don't be scared...

You're Wang Yi Bo!

Say it!

Wang Yi Bo!

Tell me who you are?

Will you fucking look at me...

Say it!

I fuckin' know who I am.

See that...

That's nothing!

Miss?

Got a problem?

Miss?

Hello?

Zhu Zhu?

Are you at work?

Is Coco there?

You...

As soon as Coco comes, tell her to call me back.

Great. Thanks.

Hi Xiao yu!

Were you at the gym this morning?

Have you seen Coco?

Ok!

Xiao Deng

It's Amelie...

Any news from Coco?

No problem.

If you hear anything, you call this number. Okay?

You'll tell her I'm so sorry.

Li Qiang.

This is Amélie!

You didn't bring Coco to work this morning?

You didn't wait? Couldn't you wait longer?

Get lost!

Wassup sister.

Hi.

You're looking for something?

Sleep.

You got some problems that mess with your head.

You know, people come to me first for troubles.

I got some stuff that can wipe your problems out!

Sir?

Wait!

The secret is to wrap it real tight around the cardboard...

Otherwise it spreads like wet shit.

And here is a nice reefer, Made in France.

I bet Chinese can't craft it like this.

Miss?

Taste this baby!

You can call me Chink. I don't mind.

Aw... Ok... You...

So you speak...

You speak...

That's cool!

Where did you learn French?

Google.

Google?

I like that one...

I thought it was forbidden here.

You bad girl...

I found a language mate, We have to celebrate this...

Amelie?

Mei Li?

Mei Li?

Amelie?

Hey! Mei Li

Mei Li

Amelie.

Hello?

Well. Well. What have we here?

Long time no see!

It's me.

Li Sheng?

Himself.

I waited for your call...

I'm so sorry. So busy these days.

No problem.

San Li Tun is so small...

I'd found you, anyway.

Pretty girls are easy to spot.

What's the matter?

No problem.

You party too much!

Oh, by the way!

My birthday is saturday. Are you coming?

Your birthday?

Yeah.

Yi Bo will be there too?

Of course. Everybody comes.

We're doing business together.

It's a professional relationship.

I know he's a little bit crazy...

But does it really matter?

Come Saturday. Counting on you!

Bye. Bye.

Hi! Wang Yi Bo?

This is Amelie.

What's up? Where are you now?

Awesome. So close to my place.

Euh... Nothing important.

It's Li Sheng's birthday next Saturday..

We could buy a birthday gift together.

Cool. I'm coming now.

See you there. Bye.

The Mantis is a fierce Predator.

with very sharp eyes.

For the Male. Falling in love...

means to end his own life.

Taxi!

What are you looking at?

You don't buy drinks for a lady?

Cheers!

So wassup with Coco?

Did you fuck her?

Who?

Coco!

No news.

What a Bitch!

I sent messages. She wouldn't reply.

What?

Coco!

You're friends?

Not really.

No worries.

An Peng?

You know my daughter?

Who are you searching for?

I 'm Coco's mother.

She hasn't come back home for more than a week.

And I don't know where she is.

Ma'am, I don't have news from Coco either.

She left, then... No news!

No message. No Phone call.

She can have fun. But she must keep me posted.

She has a mother and a son, for God's sake.

I... I will call you if I have news. Ok?

What's happening Grandma'?

Granny is searching for Mommy.

Boss?

Let me introduce our Company to our guests.

We wish you a warm welcome to Beijing.

With our company Fen-di.

This is the first time we welcome Italian customers.

And we thank you for this.

And now everybody gathered today...

It's a good destiny.

Shut up and Drink!

Kambei!

Waitress!

Get some more "Bai Jiu" to our clients.

I bet you can't make such a good wine in Italy.

Chinese wine is the best on earth!

How do you say Kambei in italian?

Well... Salute!

Salute! Yeah...

Waitress! I need a refill.

Give me more.

Fill it up.

More...More...

Oh yes. Give me more...

Stop it!

You disgusting fat, bald pig!

Look at your face. You think you can work in Luxury?

Go fuck yourself!

Yi Bo. Have you seen these invoices?

Suppliers have doubled their costs?

If prices keep going up, it's gonna be a problem.

Yi Bo?

How are you doing?

Hey! Are you there?

Oh no. No problem.

I'm just a little tired.

I told you. You have to go easy now.

Look at you. You look like a ghost.

You think so?

Definitely.

Hey! I met the bright eyed-girl yesterday.

What's her name?

"Ai"...

Damn...Help me...

Amélie?

Yeah! Amelie.

I met her in front of the SanLiTun Police station.

Really?

What was she doing here?

How should I know?

By the way. She's coming to my birthday.

I'm counting on you to be here too.

In the meantime, rest, my man!

Sure. I will.

Ok. I'm out now.

Call me.

Hello?

An Peng. I need you now.

Listening.

Amelie went to the cops.

How do you know that?

Sheng saw her in front of SanLiTun's police station.

Wait! Wait! Come again?

I knew it was gonna happen...

When she called Coco the other day.

She knows I did it!

Fuck! You kept her phone?

It was in her bag. It's a Hermès! I can't just throw it away.

Keep Calm! I'll handle it.

What's the matter?

I've gotta go. Sorry...

Ok. I'll drop you off.

Then let's make this a quickie...

Wow.

Top notch!

An Eiffel Tower lamp?

Why did you buy this ugly iron thing?

It's a gift.

Ok. Thank you, but...

I know you don't need a lamp.

But our followers don't know!

What's your plan?

My plan?

I'm going to promote...

my best friend so she can find a guy!

Now?

Ok.

Hi everybody. My name's Amelie.

And I'm a spinster!

Will you marry me?

You bet they would!

Now, put on that tight blue dress...

...with some black Louboutins.

Lights out!

Sooo coool!

Amelie in a super sexy tight blue dress.

Model size!

Ain't it cool?

Yes, you got it. She can see in the dark!

Prove it once again!

Let's raise the bar.

Put on that red dress with...

Crocodile boots.

Okey, dockey!

So... how does it fit?

Not bad at all.

She is hooot!

Of course I am.

To the Rich and Handsome :

Check her out!

Come on, girl!

Move...

Coming.

Hi, Handsome! It is me...

Cat-eyed Bombshell...

Amélie.

So...

If you want to get with me..

Get this number!

Don't lose it!

14..

114...

114...

114. Bye!

You forgot your cellphone.

You seem worried. Are you okay?

I...

No problem.

I mean...

I'm a police officer.

I saw you in front of the Police Station.

It wasn't me.

It was you! Definitely.

If you got some issues...

... You can talk to me.

I have nothing to say.

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to you...

Thank you everybody.

Now let's cut the cake.

You're the perfect partner.

Hello, Cat-Eyed Bombshell.

Where are you going?

C'mere.

I know you see me...

- Let me go! - I know your dirty secret.

Let me go!

You're coming with me.

Chill out, bitch!

Stand up! You're coming with me.

Up!

Sir, what are you doing?

Get lost! Stay outta this.

None of your business.

Move!

You're coming with me.

Are you okay, sir?

Are you hurt?

Can you stand up?

Wer're okay now.

0272.

Hello?

Where the hell have you been?

I was told you left yesterday.

You are so fired! You peasant

I don't want to see your face anymore.

Consumption contributes to 51.8% of GDP.

Capital is up to 50.4%

The trade balance rose to -2.2%.

It is a rather rare event in the past 10 years.

Consumption becomes the first driver of the economy.

It is expected that by 2013 ...

It will be difficult to curb ...

consumption and the growth of the Chinese economy.

Even in case of adverse elements.

Now for the Local News ...

A young Beijinger, Coco Li has been missing ...

Family had no words from her.

Her mother called upon us to relay this message.

Here's her call for help...

I cannot live without my daughter!

Please! Help me find my daughter.

I need her back.

Please, this is unbearable!

Police are now investigating her disappearance.

We'll be back after these messages...

So... What to do now?

Cops are gonna find us.

I'm gonna call the Doc.

What Doctor?

Hello?

Yes.

This is I.

Will you please hold for a moment?

I'm listening.

You are aware of my fees. correct?

Of course. It is not an issue for me.

Naturally.

Have a nice day too.

♪ You want to ask how much is love. ♪

♪ My love flies to the sky above... ♪

♪ My heart is so pure ♪

♪ That you will see soon♪

♪ it is wider than the moon. ♪

♪ You want to ask how much is love. ♪

♪ My love flies to the sky above... ♪

♪ My heart is so pure ♪

♪ That you will see soon♪

♪ it is wider than the moon. ♪

♪ The sweet taste of your kiss. ♪

♪ Every single day I miss. ♪

♪ The sweet taste of your kiss. ♪

♪ But our feelings are gone like this ♪

♪ You want to ask how much is love. ♪

♪ My love flies sky above... ♪

♪ My sweet valentine ♪

♪ My sweet valentine ♪

♪ Moonlight shines deep in my heart ♪

I really hate Beijing.

Too many people.

Look at the sky!

It's so gray and polluted.

And this building here!

It's bent over so it can puke!

Ever considered going back home?

What for!? Hunting crickets?

Look!

This is my family.

This is my dad.

This is my mom.

They have a small motel.

Why did you come to Beijing then?

Because of a girl...

Would you take me to Lijiang?

Sure. Whenever...

How about now?

Now?

Really?

You mean.... like... Now!?

You really want to go to Yunnan?

Can we?

Don't mess with me.

I'm serious. let's pack now!

Hold on a second! You...

You go get the train tickets.

Let's meet at the Station. It's safer.

I'd better get going now.

See ya!

Good afternoon.

Two tickets to Kunming, please.

For when ?

As soon as possible.

I have two "standing room only" seats on the 7:30 pm train.

Thank you. Bye.

Hello?

Where the fuck are you? We're gonna to miss the train.

Are you listening? We're gonna miss the train!

Hello?

Hello?

- Who the hell are you? - I ask the questions.

What do you want?

Who are you?

I'm a police officer.

Zhang yun died. The coroner says

he was poisoned.

Are you a friend or a relative?

If so, please contact the police as soon as possible.

Hello?

Hello?

Can you hear me?

I need you to... Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

I told you. No construction site opposite my window!

I don't care.

Just get rid of it.

You moron.

Yes. I'm talking to you.

Get rid of it now!

Got it?

What the fuck ?

You idiot!

You know exactly what's the problem! Fucker.

You got a problem, pal?

Seen the news? Coco's missing.

Where was she last seen? With us. Two weeks ago!

Oh, that... Well...

So... Why the fuck should we care?

I don't care what you did.

But the police is searching for a suspect.

So you give it one!

Yi Bo!

Hey! Everybody's here.

What's wrong?

Welcome to our bridal shop!

Do you want to try one of our dresses?

We have a variety of shapes and fabrics.

Do you fancy something in particular?

We sell a more fitted version.

We do have laces, silk, flared...

You can try them all!

Miss?

Miss?

Miss?

Wang Yi Bo.

Wait a minute!

What's your plan?

Getting rid of me?

Who do you think you are?

We're in the same boat here.

If I sink...

You sink with me.

An Peng?

An Peng?

An Peng?

An Peng?

An Peng?

An Peng?

An Peng?

An Peng?

Amélie.

Fuck!

Amélie.

Amélie.

Amélie. Please don't kill me!

Amélie!

Amélie!

Amélie. Is it you?

Amélie. Where are you?

Hello?

Hey. Xiao Hua.

You're still investigating the Coco Li case?

Yes? Good. I may have a lead for you...

Ok.

NEW MESSAGE

"LOOK FOR THE BODY IN THE SCAPE TOWER CONSTRUCTION SITE."

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Take me where we used to hunt for crickets.

Of course.

I will.

What happened?

They're coming for me.

For you?

Xiao Mei...

Don't you look at the sun!

You're going to ruin your eyes.

There you go.

Listen to Daddy.

Put them on. Please.

Dad...

There's nothing else to see...