Original subtitles

I'm Liang Weiwei

I become the Empress in a costume drama

for no reason

but...You can all leave now

Liang Weiwei

Give it back to me!

Get out of my way!

You are not entitled to that dress

Take it off!

As you see

I'm not that kind of

supreme Empress loved by the emperor

I'm just a victim of bullying...Look up and watch me

who can't survive the third episode

I don't just need to cooperate with this stupid emperor

to be a tool for him

I will also experience repeated death

I will die in the Heaven Worship Ceremony time after time

Every time I get assassinated

the plot will cycle automatically

Your Majesty. Come here

Kneel down

Tonight

you serve us here

Your Majesty. My beauty

Yes, Your Majesty

Dear scriptwriter

when can I go back alive?

The Empress Dowager arrives

Your Highness

Your Majesty, why does Her Highness come?

Mother

Mother, why you're here

Mother

I came too early

I'm afraid that I roused you two from pleasant dreams

Don't worry

I will wait for you at the gate

The Empress Dowager arrives

Your Majesty

You don't need to panic, Beauty

Get in. How dare you!

Listen to me if you don't want Her Highness to know this

Lie down!

Your Majesty

You just came to palace

I was worried that you can't adapt yourself to the life here

it seems like I was thinking too much

Thanks, Mother

You two are affectionate

will it be peaceful and stable in imperial court then

If you two are ready

go and attend the Heaven Worship Ceremony now

It is a routine following from ancestors

so you shall take it seriously

Yes, Mother

No matter what you did for me

I still hate you anyway

I know

We are all puppets

no need to be harsh to each other

Wish for good luck. Play the ceremonial music

Worship heaven

Pray to God

It's the time now. Take the grain

Let me do it

Empress!

Pray for the country

it is my obligation

Your Highness. Guard!

You Highness passed away

I don't believe it!

Worship heaven

Pray to God

Where's the Empress?

As long as I can run fast

the assassin can't catch up with me

You Highness passed away

Six

Staying close to the emperor probably can work

The assassin can't see me, the assassin can't see me

can't see me

You Highness passed away

I will just stay on the stage

Seven

It's the time now

Your Highness! Your Highness passed away!

Give me a chance to survive

Eight

Passed away

Nine

Is there's anything you're not satisfied with

the place of empress?

An empress who can't survive the third episode

what's the joy about that?

You...

I've been through

such a wedding night for twelve times

tell me, what's the joy about that?

You threw the love locks for twelve times

and slept with her for twelve times just in front of me

I held your clothes for twelve times beside your bed

How could I be happy?

Calm down, Your Majesty

How dare you!

Your Majesty

Hit me again! Hit me to death

I've been through death for so many times

Hit me!

Hit me to death!

If I hit you to death

how can I explain this to the Empress Dowager

my good empress?

Help!

Take the Empress to the yard to kneel down

she can't stand up

without my permission

Your Majesty, are you sure for this?

The Empress disrespected me

if anyone dares to intercede for her

or report this to the Empress Dowager

He or she will be dead

You're gonna regret it

Your Majesty

Calm down, My Majesty

What kind of campy story is this?

Cheesy scriptwriter!

I have to survive

I don't believe it!

Watching the new TV series on Mango TV?

they are calling you for training, you don't go?

I'm gonna go over there

you come over fast

Go ahead!

Go for it!

Poor girl

running a high fever like this

Mother

No matter how much you don't like the Empress

you shall respect her

for the sake of General Liang and me

You are right about that, Mother

just a concubine

how dare you to offend the Empress, do you know what mistake you made?

I...

Help!

Seize the Beauty Zhen

slap her face for fifty times

Yes

Please forgive me, Your Highness

Please forgive me, Your Highness

Your Majesty, Your Majesty, save me!

Your Majesty, Your Majesty, save me!

I want her to take twice of

what the Empress has taken

Mother

Don't be mad at a little concubine

Yesterday

I was muddleheaded

I hurt the Empress

I'm the one

who should make it up to her

The Empress is weak

from tomorrow on

I will keep her accompany to rest quietly to recuperate in the Temporary Palace

You have such a kind mind

I can't always make things difficult

for you about the things you like

Thanks, Mother

Go ahead

better bring me a grandson when you are back

So...so how about the Heaven Worship Ceremony?

You just need to get better and

carry on the bloodline for the imperial descendants

That's the best gift and payback to ancestors

The Heaven Worship Ceremony won't be held?

We can talk about this after you two are back

I can only put the matter aside and go to the Temporary Palace first

seize every day when I'm still alive

Let's go

the Empress can go by herself. I'm coming, I'm coming

Here I come!

What're you doing?

It'll never be a disadvantage to bring more things when going out

What are you doing right now?

Getting in the carriage

Is this your carriage, what's the rush of getting in?

This carriage is big enough

there's a room for two people

I don't mind

I mind it

You...

Go!

Okay. Give it to me, here

Here you are

Get off

Put up with it!

Go! So shameless

What?

I'm thirsty

get off and bring some water for me

I'm busy, you can do it by yourself

Empress!

You're getting more and more absurd

It's so hard for me to experience the new plot

I have to enjoy myself

I have no time for you

When I was with Beauty Zhen

she'd arrange well everything for me

she's much

more gentle and virtuous than you

Your Majesty, there's a problem with you

you said you like her

but you boss her into doing things everyday

you're an unfit

husband

You don't even know the three obediences and the four virtues, and you don't know how to manage the affairs of the family

how dare you to talk about me like that?

How it comes that I don't know how to manage the affairs of the family?

Let me tell you

imperial harem is a small family

the world is a big family

I'm doing this

for helping the world

which is the big family save some grains

understood?

Do you wanna have some?

Well, I'll enjoy them

What's wrong?

It's so painful

Here?

It's probably the periarthritis of shoulder

Is it here?

A bit up

Here

No, no, no. down, down

Here

left, left, left

left, left, left, left

Is it here?

Ah, right, right, right, right, right

Here. Still right, right

Where it hurts exactly?

Do you feel your whole body painful?

This carriage is shaky

let's get off and you can message for me

Hey, pull over

Let's go, go, go, go

go

Get off, you!

Hey, you!

Go, be fast

No

Pull over!

What?

What do you mean?

Pull over!

Help!

Don't kill me!

Hello, Your Highness

Lord

Are you okay?

You are safe now

the Temporary Palace is not far from here

I'm gonna go back and prepare for everything

I will see you later

Let's go

I guess the Empress can't make it to here

Here I come!

I'm coming

Why you are so narrow-minded?

I just didn't well rob your back for you

you threw me there

do you know there was an assassin?

Without the Marquess Nan, I'm already a dead person

Where's the Marquess Nan?

Let's get in

Why don't you go?

Go. Hurry up

Get off me

No way

Don't be afraid, Your Highness

it's Xiaowei

It turns out to be a rabbit

it scared me!

Do you have any food?

I'm hungry

I've already prepared drinks and meals

Your Highness and Your Majesty can get changed first

We have to get changed for meals?

Nope, can't I choose not to?

I'm starving

Could it possible that the assassin was sent...

forget it, forget it

I didn't accomplish my mission

please pardon me, Your Majesty

Forget it

Marquess Nan came out of nowhere

the Empress was lucky

Marquess Nan coming back to palace suddenly for this time

I'm afraid he's plotting something

send a message t

to my third uncle for me

Yes, Your Majesty

You can't wait anymore?

Don't move

You said you have sore shoulders

let me massage for you

You still remember that?

Massage for one guest

Listen

I'm good at this

don't fall asleep later

You have such a unique technique?

What did I say?

You drugged me

did you do anything

while I was sleeping?

Your Majesty

It's not like everyone wants to hurt you

let me tell you

you have to get more sleep and work less

look at you now

you will kill yourself sooner or later

well, I'm gonna leave now

I get nothing for massaging you

You're welcome

Cut your didactic words

The Temporary Palace is in remote region, not good as palace

please make do with it, Your Majesty and Your Highness

That's way too good

it's more delicious than that in our school canteen

Just the repair of the Temporary Palace

it bothers you to supervise personally

is it the

Cuiwei Palace you are supervising

or me?

You're kidding, Your Majesty

I'm just obeying the order from mother

to serve Your Majesty and Your Highness

I'm afraid that I make you feel neglected

how comes that I'm supervising you?

Of course I'm just kidding

You and the Empress Dowager

are linked by hearts as son and mother

you know it better

of the mind of the Empress Dowager

Come on, come on, come on

let's drink

Come on, enough talks

they are in the alcohol

Cheers

Lord, let me teach you a game

Ready. go!

Fifteen, twenty-five, five

Fifteen, twenty, fifteen, ten

Drink it!

Here you are

One more time, one more time, one more time

Fifteen, twenty, fifteen, ten

Fifteen, twenty, none, fifteen

Fifteen, twenty, fifteen, fifteen, twenty-five

Fifteen, two, fifteen, two

Come here, pour some alcohol for me

Lord, you...

the Kungfu you played in woods is fantastic

what was that?

You mean the catapult, Your Highness?

Your Majesty

Yeah, right!

That's nice!

It can attack remotely

Come on, You Majesty

let me pour some alcohol for you

drink it, Your Majesty

Lord

You well prepared

this meal

I'll leave then

Enjoy yourselves!

I'm so full

Your Highness

His Majesty summoned you

What is it he wants to see me about?

I don't know

he just said you should be there

as soon as possible, Your Majesty

Being peculiar the whole day!

His Majesty only summoned Her Highness

You're...

if you want your master to be good

walk away from this

Help!

Pour some tea for me

So hot!

Why is it you again?

Weren't you who asked me here?

When did I summon you?

Just now, your servant...

Are you having a fever, Your Majesty

Stay away from me

Liang Weiwei

What did you give me?

What can I give you?

Are you saying that I drugged you with...

Sorry to interrupt you, sorry to interrupt you

I'm not experience for

this kind of plot

I...

I...

Liang Weiwei

I will give you what you want

Don't, don't don't

Your Majesty

I know you are not voluntary

calm down

calm down

How dare you!

Your Majesty

You are really feeling uncomfortable?

Get away!

Don't mess with me

Are you better this way?

Don't...don't look at me this way

I see

you are just have too many energies in your body

depleting it and you will be fine

What are you talking about?

It's real! It's real!

You have to trust me

I have experience

Come on

One

Two

You don't have much strength

you only had two sets of exercise

That's because you are too heavy

Get off

I don't need you

I'm helping you

besides

If I could get out, I would have been out

I don't wanna stay here

the whole room stinks with the smell of sweats

I don't wanna be here with you either

I didn't fail the Empress Dowager's expectations

I live up to it

Try harder

What are you two doing?

Right, right, right

Open the door

Weiwei

Weiwei

Your Majesty

are you okay?

I'm fine

not bad

I'm help His Majesty with physical training

Physical training

what's that?

Physical training

It's for testing my physical strength

Don't listen to him

he can't only do it for two minutes

he just...

he just can't make it

It's me who interrupted you two, Your Majesty and Your Highness

I'm leaving now

Wait

the Temporary Palace is in remote area

there're many wild animals

I don't feel it's safe here

Please don't worry, Your Majesty

it's heavily guarded here

not a rat can get in

I am still very worried about it

how about that

you protect me, Marquess Nan?

Tonight

You can be at the gate

no step to leave this place

Yes

What are you looking at?

You don't have much strength and are afraid of a rat?

What?

Marquess Nan is standing outside

you can let him protect you

I'm afraid of rats too

besides, you don't have any drug effect on you

I don't need to stay with you anymore

let's not get entangled with each other

What are you doing now?

Stay!

Let's start, Your Majesty

Do you feel comfortable, Your Majesty?

Go ahead!

Are you comfortable, Your Majesty?

You're not?

Once more time. No!

I'm coming!

Be gentle, be gentle

I can't be gentle

it works only when I push harder

Take it easy, Your Majesty

What do you think of it?

Are you feel comfortable?

Go ahead!

What do you think of it, Your Majesty?

Feeling comfortable, Your Majesty?

Feeling comfortable?

You are feeling comfortable, right?

I feel you haven't had enough of it

One more try!

Shout it out, Your Majesty

Why didn't you shout it out?

I'm changing another position

What do you think of it, Your Majesty

I feel you've had enough

Lie down

I will help you relax

are you starting to look

forward to it now, Your Majesty?

Give me your hand

I will help you relax your arms

Your Majesty

I've been helping you for a long time

I'm even sleepy

Get out!

You can't sleep here

you are a woman who's eager for a baby

I have to tell you

I didn't drug you

besides

you don't have much strength

you're also afraid of rats

if the gene is passed on

I'm afraid all human beings

are gonna blame me

Don't eat it

Poisons

Mom

you can't eat it

Jingqing, Jingqing

you are weird in daily life

but you do look like a baby when you are asleep

it's a pity that

your pathetic character setting in this story

Liang Weiwei

Your Majesty

Why are you here?

Why do you become like this?

Your Majesty

I...I really have no choice

I miss you so much, Your Majesty

then I sneaked out of palace

then I followed your carriage

I didn't expect that

I bumped into bandits

they said I hinder them

they almost

they almost took my virginity

I was thinking about you, Your Majesty

I struggled desperately

then I escaped

I'm so terrified

Bandit

the assassination failed yesterday

the Temporary Palace is in remote area

why can't I do it one more time?

Yeah

Bandit

it's not safe here

Go!

Why do you take me here?

The Empress Dowager want me to develop the relationship with you

we should spend more time

with each other

So, can you put me down?

I didn't ride a horse before

You really got something

Can you

fetch my prey back to me?

Thanks

This Emperor

it's not like you can't walk

making me go so far to pick the bird

you are acting so weird

Your Majesty

Yes

Omg, it's you again!

Help!

Why you are so happy?

I solve some little problem

Lord, Lord, get out of my way

Your Majesty

Brother

why are you so worried?

The Empress's maid Xiaohong said

Her Highness was missing

Empress!

I took her to hunt today

What? Why didn't you take me, Your Majesty?

What?

She hasn't come back?

You took her out

but you didn't bring her back, Your Majesty?

You...

Are you blaming me?

I dare not

I'm responsible for the safety in the Temporary Palace

I have to make sure everyone here is safe

Why bother?

General Liang paid a lot of hard work

to guard the country in the borderline

he has just one daughter

if

there's anything happened to the Empress when she's around you

I'm afraid that...

Don't be mad, don't be mad, Your Majesty

Don't be angry, Your Majesty

That's all I have to say

Don't be angry, Your Majesty

What kind of lame scriptwriter is it?

What kind of campy story is this?

Where is this place?

Weiwei

No, I have to keep running

I'm so unlucky!

Ah, don't kill me, please!

I beg you. Please don't kill me

Don't kill me. Don't kill me

Weiwei

It's me

Finally someone's here

I thought nobody's here

I...my legs are numb for running now

Sorry! Don't...

this is too much

Lord

We are almost there, you can put me down

I'm okay now

What?

You still don't go down

Put me down

thank you

You have to clean your wound

I will take care of her injury

don't bother

Now that you're kind to her

why did you let her get injured?

She's mine

it's none of your business

It will be my business if you bully Weiwei

I want to see

how are you gonna deal with it

The Empress Dowager has decreed

Come in. The Empress Dowager has decreed

to summon Emperor, Empress and Lord

to go back to palace in three days

for the Heaven Worship Ceremony

Why is there still a Heaven Worship Ceremony?

Isn't this cycle over?

Look, Your Highness

this dish is just perfect

I'm sure nobody will find anything wrong with it

You sure you wanna do this, Your Highness

Listen

I have to try my best to change my destiny

I won't give up

until the last moment

Your Majesty, Your Majesty

I'm here to send you...

You are coming, Your Majesty

Have some snacks with His Majesty

Of course

Try the snacks I cooked, Your Majesty

There will be a Heaven Worship Ceremony tomorrow

I have to abstain from meat

I know that

that's why it's vegetarian

Try it

I don't want it

You can have some

I don't want it

You can have some

I don't want it

You can have some

I wanna try the snacks cooked by sister

Don't...don't

What a waste

you can have this piece, Your Majesty

I...

Your Majesty

Empress!

You drugged me again?

I didn't

You...what's wrong with you?

Call the imperial doctor

Yes

No

I put some meat in it

I didn't poison it

Don't argue

It's true

I just want you to break the rule about abstaining the meat

then the Heaven Worship Ceremony will be canceled tomorrow

I didn't think about other things

You've done so much

just for ruining the Heaven Worship Ceremony

I...

You don't have other things to say?

Help!

Take the Empress out!

Please, Your Highness

There will be an assassin in the Heaven Worship Ceremony

Don't pull me. Nonsense!

It's true

I also know

that assassin will pretend to be a dancing girl

Your Highness

just wait and see

Xiaohong, let's go

Worship heaven

It's the time now

Taking the grain

I wanna see how are you

gonna kill me today

Empress!

What are you doing?

She's assassin

let me prove this to you

Wait

this...

why isn't there...

Your Highness, spare my life, please

You don't have a sword

you are not an assassin

Empress!

Kneel down!

How could you behave like this?

Okay

You're getting far too cheeky! Get her back to her harem

Okay

The Empress is crazy

Finally, there's no assassin

I finally get rid of

the destiny of being a cannon fodder

God bless me!

God bless me!

Hi

Lord

You can't sit here

What if His Majesty comes

and sees you again?

He'll be mad again

You're afraid of him?

You don't?

I just

purely don't like him

You get nerves to say like that

you really got something

His Majesty is powerful

but he can't control the minds of people

to make everyone like him

You are right about that

The character setting of bossy man

has a bit

fatal flaw

Bossy man

Let me tell you

from my experience of watching TV series

reading book for years

ten bossy men

nine of them have a miserable childhood

eight of them are in single parent family

seven of them have flaw of emotion

six of them have fixation with cleanliness

five of them are evil but charming

four of them have insomnia

three of them have stomach trouble

there are two of them who like doing things the hard way

the last one

is a criminal

You changed a lot

this...

Nostalgic?

Do you like this?

Let me put it on for you

Is it beautiful?

Looks great

let me pick one for you

Rabbit!

Go, go

Get out of my way!

Go!

Weiwei

Go!

This plot

is different from what I imagined

Weiwei

What will you do if the person who rushed out

and saved you wasn't His Majesty?

I'm kidding

don't take it to heart

Your Majesty

Is it because Her Highness

has already known that?

The Empress had escaped

from the previous assassinations

You are right about canceling the

assassination in ceremony

Your Majesty

The Empress told me that

When deciding the person for the place of the Empress

we just want

the military right in General Liang's hands

what the Empress Dowager means is that

the throne probably will fell from our hands

but for today, it seems like

there's a hidden danger

our people in military camp said

General Liang

won a speedy success

it went well

for now

Marquess Nan who is away at most of the time

came back too

he gets close the Empress

I'm afraid...

there's a conspiracy

If assassination doesn't work

I will spoil her

making her leave behind a subject for ridicule

I can kill her in public then

One two three four

five, six, seven, eight

Your Highness

Come on

join with me

to enjoy the peace after breaking my original destiny

What's the matter?

It's Beauty Zhen

Beauty Zhen

Beauty Zhen told those maids that

you're not liked by His Majesty

I couldn't get over it

so I argued with her

I didn't expect

that she...

She's over the line

beating a dog should see who's its owner

Your Highness

that's not important

go

This smells good

You are such a whining bitch

now you are lively and active?

Greetings, Your Highness

I just had food poisoning

I'm weak

I can't eat egg

it was such a coincidence that the food you made contains eggs

You had food poisoning?

If people who don't know about that

might think you were blaming me for the thing I didn't do

If you don't believe me

you can go and ask His Majesty

His Majesty knows me well

His Majesty knows I'm weak

he has asked the imperial doctor

to care for me

I...

Bah!

Come here, come over here

eat it now

if there's anything wrong with you

I will call the imperial doctor for you

and apologize to you

You...

What if I am not willing to eat it?

What are you gonna do?

Then you'll be considered to offend me

you deliberately did that

Do you dare to hit me?

What's wrong with me hitting you?

I have to pick a day to hit you?

Your Majesty

You have to show me some justice

Your Highness

How dare you, Beauty Zhen!

You dare to trip Her Highness

It's none of my business

I didn't

I can give you

a break

unless

you slap yourself

for twenty times

Are you out of your mind?

If Her Highness knows that

he won't forgive you

I don't know

what will His Majesty do

if the Empress Dowager

knows that you hurt me

You can start to slap yourself now

I don't even hear the sound

The master makes a mistake

and the maid should be punished too

Xiaohong. Yes

Slap

Your Highness

You slapped me

Your Highness

This is the order from Her Highness

I still need to slap myself?

Your Highness

Your Highness

Sure, it's not over yet

twenty times