Original subtitles

Xiao Wei

Xiao Wei

Come back to eat

OK

I'll be back in a sec

Bye

Be careful

Great Mercy Buddha

Bless our Xiao Wei grow up peacefully and safely

Time to eat

Xiao Wei

Look

Sit

Today is our Xiao Wei's birthday

Guess what gift I had prepared for you

I don't know

It's so beautiful

Thank you mother

Oh I have a birthday gift

There's another dish

Mom to get it

Tsunami is coming

Tsunami is coming

Hurry! Run!

Xiao Wei

Xiao Wei

Help!

Run! Run!

Help!

Tsunami is coming

Xiao Wei

Xiao Wei

Xiao Wei

Wow

I am back

Did you miss me?

Look for Mad monk when there's danger, it doesn't take a minute

You go aside and hide yourself quickly

Thank you Saint Monk

Your three-legged cat kung fu

Sneeze me

You know this is my playground

You actually dared to come make trouble

Did you eat leopard gut? Fish pit monster

Yu Hang monster

Fish pit monster is fish pit monster

It is Yu Hang monster

I settled you so many times

Don't I remember it?

Fish pit monster, it is fish pit monster

It's not fish pit, not fish pit

OK OK

Wait until I finish this game

I will set a tombstone for you

Writing "Yu Hang monster" with the biggest word

Was it OK?

You better set the tombstone for yourself and the villagers

I shall sweep this village today

Why are you so murderous today?

You see how dirty they are with my river

Pissing, shitting and dumping garbage everyday

Why do I have to be so good to them?

You're right

Smell this river indeed

Ah

it's stinkier than my armpit

Hey

Although they are really doing it wrong

But you can't do this

To kill them with so much water

This is environmentally friendly

I don't care

I'm going to lose my temper today anyway

You've already used these tricks few years ago

Still have faces to use it

Do you have any creative ideas?

Good

Show you a new trick

I've been practicing the trick Spleen Eight for three years

Here I am today and you can't be presumptuous

Hum

Ah

You Spleen Eight

Where did you go?

Up here

Luohan turns the sky

This trick again

You are also not creative as well

Say I'm not creative

Why use new tricks to deal with such low-level monster like you

More importantly

Family audience like it

Many children are waiting for this trick

So remember this place is mine

Don't come back to trouble

Dao Ji

Don't be too proud

I come today

To test you for my big boss

Wait until the reincarnation of my big boss

Dominating the world

The whole world is ours

Told you guys countless times

We must pay attention to environmental protection and love the nature

You guys just do not listen

Well, the trouble came this time

I'm busy everyday to Purdue sentient beings

I'm not able to rescue you guys always in time

Do you know?

You are lying

This guy is lying

What lie did I say?

Let me expose his true features

You say it you say it you say it

This master

He is not busy to Purdue sentient beings

He was

Fell asleep

How do you know?

If he can come to this village earlier

It will not be like this

Isn't it?

You look at the clothes we just sun dried yesterday

It's all wet

I'm just miserable

I almost win the thirteen orphans

You compensate me now?

I called for help and my voice is almost dumb, you didn't come

Should you reflect your working attitude?

You guys look

My salted fish is dead

You compensate me my fish

You compensate me

You compensate me my fish

You in vain our family of three

Go to Ling Yin Temple to burn incense, pray and add oil every year

You can't even do a good job of getting rid of the water monster, such a small thing

Oh yes

Can't be done well on such little thing

Ah Wait

Mr.

Who are you?

It's me

You listen clearly

I am Sima Liang, pope of Hong Yuan

I just pass by here to promote my faith

Encounter such thing in result

But don't worry

The aim of our denomination

Is to care of little and big things in community

The loss of everyone this time

I will double compensate to all of you, all right?

Good

You are irregular like this

How do they learn from this?

Indeed

There are many rooms in our Taoist temple

Every room faces north south

High bed soft pillow

Only a little bad on food

Eight dishes one soup

But there's fruit after meal

How about it

It's good

Really good

What happened?

Why are you still standing here stupid?

We can all stay in Taoist temple

What are you waiting for?

Go quickly

Yeah Yeah

What about me

What should I do?

Don't go

LingYin Temple is also very good

Don't go

Really

- You guys - Saint monk

Thank you for the help, Saint monk

Don't mention it

Are you ok little brother?

I'm fine

But the drum my mom gave me was broken

We loss our home as well

Oh saint monk

If you can come earlier

Me and Xiao Wei will not be homeless

Go

That Xima Liang

I hold a fan and he also hold a fan

There must be a problem

Hum

Come incense

Very good incense

Selling incense

Take a look at my incense

Alright alright

Come in and worship it

Come, it's your turn

Selling incense

It's efficient for seeking wealth and a son

Come, hurry hurry hurry

Alright alright alright

Selling incense

Take a look at my incense

Pope Xima

I run a gambling house

However the recent business is not good

Can you let everybody?

Come gambling always

There's a saying

Small gambling can be pleasant

Big gambling

Self-cultivation

Of course

This kind of healthy and beneficial activity like gambling

I will definitely support you

Don't worry

They will lose badly

Thank you Pope

The incense is quite prosperous

Oh our LingYin temple

The differences is too far

The Pope is here

Grandmaster

Grandmaster

I beg you

Please help me

Grandmaster

My poppies harvest is very bad

Please god, I beg for good weather

Pope

My father is more than 9O years old already

But he still doesn't die

I bet you pope, please cross him at an early date

Let me inherit the heritage

Inherit the heritage

I beg for good weather master

Okay okay okay okay

Listen to me everyone

All your wishes

Are beautiful

As long as everyone pray sincerely to god

God will definitely give response to every prayer and all request will be granted

Such excessive demands will all be granted

Obviously this is a trick

Long live Hong Yuan

Oh land father

Land father, I'm looking for you, come out soon

Land father

You are Dragon

Oh yes

How do you remember to come to me?

Why do you make yourself so mysterious?

These are good things

Suck in a little

Rejuvenated

Smell it

No headache

It's from Siam

Try it

These are violations will make your die, you better less touch it

Be good

Ask you something

What is the background of that Hong Yuan temple?

Hong Yuan temple is incredible

They opened more than 300 temples in just 3 years

Extremely popular

And I heard

Just the initial fee you must pay three hundred thousand Liang

What? Three hundred thousand Liang that expensive

Cleary a place to lie

So, what about that Xima Liang

Hey

Answer me quickly

Answer what

Xima Liang

What Liang

Pretend I didn't ask

Extra extra

Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me

Extra

Wow

It's bad

What is bad?

I can't read

Let me see

The Emperor died

It's impossible

His life should not end yet

Another extra

Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me

Why you grab it if you can't read

I grab for you to see

Oh thank you

The young emperor enthroned

How come all timings are wrong

This will not work

I need to get my real body back

Go to heaven court to find out what happen

See you later

- Have something - Dragon

Wait a second

There's only one real body

Use it and it's gone

Then you lend me your real body

(Thai language)

(Thai language)

Why speak foreign language suddenly

Hey

Wake up

Time to eat

Where

Wait for me

Such a big piece of roasted pork

Hey, this is Dragon Lohan

Long time no see

Long time no see

Miss you so much

You are so bold

You dare to be lazy

This can't blame me

I guarded here for more than hundred years and no one come back

What else can I do if not sleep, right

Then you should thank me

This this this what is this

Oh, right

Forgot to introduce to you

This is Heaven's newest security device

Specially check when the gods come back

Did they bring the real body?

You brought it anyway

Yes

But why it's flashing

That' right

Because you can't bring liquid

Liquid

Did you bring liquid?

This

Smell so good

One sip one sip one sip

Hey hey hey hey

Drink up

Can we go in now?

Ah, don't even leave me a sip

- Go in - Why don't say it early

Why are you free to come back and chat with me?

This mortal world has some problems

So I hope you can help me to find the Jade Emperor

I go to the sutra depository to check some information

Go find the Jade Emperor

Okay okay okay

No way

It's not a problem to find the Jade Emperor

But without the permission of the Jade Emperor

You cannot go into the sutra depository

It's critical moments

Of course we must use extraordinary measure

How extraordinary

It's like it

Why should I tell you?

Really gossip

Go find the Jade Emperor

Okay okay okay

Okay

That gatekeeper is famous for his black face

You may not be able to get it

Got it

Really a black face

Long time no see brother

Dragon Lohan

There's no Jade Emperor's metaphor

Anyone is forbidden to enter the sutra depository

I just go inside to pee and won't take long

Let me in

No way

Ah Ya

Hey big brother

Here is only you and I

We both don't mention it

Nobody know it

Do me a favor

What happened there?

You think I'm a fool

You show me to look over there

Then you can stun me

Hahahahahaha

You

I can stun you even you don't look over there

You fool

Open the door

Sesame opens the door

Fortunately, still that password

How did the sutra depository become this way now?

Where did the scripture go?

How did the sutra depository become this way?

L

How do I search the scriptures?

Please write down the key word you're searching for

Really

Let's try

Benny Chan

Known for having many kids

His girlfriend...alright alright alright

Alright

It's a powerful character

Really correct

Then I write

Garuda

Matching Ten thousand twenty volume

Ten thousand and more

How long will it take?

Should be more precise

Matching thirty-six volume

It's almost like this

A bit more precise

Matching one volume

Bingo bingo

Where is it?

Why place it so high

How to use it

Please insert the crystal inside the base

Garuda

Defeated by the Dragon Lohan

But stealing the red lotus amethyst from the Avici Hell

Intake Desire Anger Ignorance from mortal world

To build the Babel straight up to the heaven

Caused catastrophic havoc

I can't do this alone

It seems that the problem is really big

How do you know?

By looking at your expression

Did you find the Jade Emperor?

I found it

Then, why not move

The door is over there

Why don't say it earlier

In fact you can go that way

Are you playing me?

Who's playing who

Who

Where

You said you found the Jade Emperor

Where's the Jade Emperor

Jade Emperor is not in the

Your Highness Jade Emperor

Rise rise

Thank you Jade Emperor

Long time no see Jade Emperor

No no

This is not Jade Emperor

Queen Mother Empress gives this to me

Just throw this bead on the ground and Jade Emperor will come out

You didn't say that

It's too late to say

I throw

You are so cool

Just watching movie

Watch movie

What is this?

Ipad

Heaven's technological level

It has been a few thousand years later

On this ipad

You can watch movie and drama from iqiyi

You see this one is black and white labyrinth

It looks good

Looks good right

Also, two thousand years later

A guy dressed as you took movies

You look

So handsome

Very handsome vey handsome

Can you guys be more serious?

Jade Emperor

I came this time to ask for your help

Because of that Garuda

Actually stole the red lotus amethyst from the Avici hell

And reincarnated to Emperor

There must be big conspiracy

So I hope you can sent the troops to settle down the chaos

So it must take it serious

- In place - Okay

Come over

Seems that his matter is very troublesome

May need me to present expedition

To volt demon & devil

Don't be kidding big brother

The matter is

I feel

The palace girls will be lonely if I'm gone

Just find some small character to accompany you

Good

Please choose the soldiers Jade Emperor

Your highness Jade Emperor

Erlang God

Where's your wheeze dog

Jade Emperor disgusting it barking all day

So just put it in here

To be shut down for five hundred years

- You are so bad - Bad dog

Thor

Thor

Oh you still love to play this trick

No way

Born to be this strong

- Dragon - Little NaZha

You grew up already

What is this?

This is the newest hot wheel in 2018

What is 2018?

2018 is the mortal world a few thousand years later

Long time no see

365 years already

Solong

You also follow the trend to watch movie

Oh no

I am looking at the wedding company in the mortal world

It's so beautiful

You look

So beautiful

There's a saying from human,

I envy the life of a couple but not a lonely and immortal life

I really want to try once

Don't speak that loud

We will soon be able to go down to the mortal world

I will take you there and try

Fu Tiger

Hey Buddy

Long time no see

Jade Emperor found us to help

It must be a huge matter

It's definitely a huge matter

Only if you are there

I feel relieved

Yeah

Good, everyone's here

You guys go down to the mortal world with Dragon

To deal with that Garuda

Thank you Jade Emperor

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you guys doing?

Jade Emperor

It's him, he stunned me

Get into the sutra depository without permission

Hey brother

I know it's wrong to stun you

I treat you a meal and apologize, how's that

No way

Heaven have it's own rule

How about this

imprison for seven days

One day in heaven means three years in mortal world

Seven days is twenty-one year already

Will it be too long, Jade Emperor?

What's the problem?

You are not afraid that I will tell Queen Mother Empress what you had done

Take him down and don't let him stay here

It's really wrong

It's wrong

See you in the mortal world everybody

It's wrong

Okay, let's go

Let's go back to watch movie

Wait Jade Emperor

You just seem to press the wrong key

How can I press wrong?

Should press the green one

I pressed the green one

You just pressed the red one

No, I pressed the green one

Well, let's look at the playback okay

You watch

The video is wrong

I am the Jade Emperor, how can I be wrong

Then

You go settle this

By the way, eliminate the evidence

Things are getting worse

Things are getting worse

Jade Emperor pressed it wrong

Causes the five immortals to lose memory and immortality

Even if succeeded in the mortal world

There's no way to stop the Garuda's conspiracy

How can the mad monk stop?

This human catastrophe

Keep watching

We will know

No

It's mine

Give me

Twenty years have passed

Heaven never sent anyone to find us trouble

This time is really helping me

As long as this amethyst

Continue to draw on the three toxic fires of human desire, anger and ignorance

Then the day we triumph in the skies

Is just around the corner

Boss

I already said it's just around the corner

Can't you be a bit happy?

Xima

Don't you understand?

I don't understand

Please explain boss

My first rebellion

Everyone has a beauty

You look at these

You look, all these are the beauties' mom

Do you really think that I am so lacking of maternal love

You

Boss

Selected

I feel pretty good

And telling the truth

The beautiful one have been eaten by you already

Snake demon

Snake demon Snake demon

Come up

Come here come here come here come here come here come here

Come come come come

This is called flesh

Boss wait

I am demon

You've already inhale me

Please one more time

No way

If you suck again

I will lose all my skills

You go

Go

Boss

Tonight's dinner special

This one is not bad

Don't eat me boss

I have not developed yet

Don't worry

I eat vegetable today

I don't eat you

Thank you boss

For you to eat

Thank you boss

Where is this place?

It's impossible

Lingyin Temple

Family's falling

I didn't go long

How could this world become like this

How could this magic tower grow so fast?

No way

Time is tight

Go find someone to ask

Pope

Please give us something to eat

We are so hungry

You look at them

That's interesting

Sir

Sir

I haven't eaten for days

Can you give me something to eat?

I am willing to do anything for you

Please sir

Childe

You really willing to do anything

ldo

Then, I take you to you to buffet

Thank you childe

Go

It's too much

How can they treat the ordinary people like this?

Stop stop stop stop

It's me

Oh it's you, I'm sorry

How did you come down as well?

The Jade Emperor had lead to trouble so I came down to fix it

You just come in time

Go inside to destroy him with me

Wait wait wait wait

Wait for what

It's impossible now

You haven't been to the mortal world for twenty-one years

The whole world has changed

Only by your power alone

Cannot defeat him

This is right, Lingyin Temple is gone as well

Oh it's real bad

So the only solution now

Is to look for the five immortals as quickly as possible

Because Jade Emperor pressed it wrong

Those five lost their immortal memory

Their looks has changed badly

Then how can we find them?

Jade Emperor gave me five tips

They are those five immortals' hiding clues

Only this Jade Emperor is really troublesome

Why don't just say where they are

Really insane

All bosses in the world do not understand employer's difficulties

This is right

Oh yes

Then which one to look for first

- Erlang god - Why

He has the inner eyes

After found him

Then use his inner eyes to look for the others

Bravo! Why are you so smart?

Nothing, born to be

Let's go

- Be careful - I am immortal

I'm not scared

Not even a ghost shadow here

Nothing here

Really

- You look - It's wrong It's wrong It's wrong

This way

Oh my god

This way

I know it

- You - This way

One two three four five

You

Then where should I go?

Me as an immortal

Can't even find a person

Too shameful

You're right, don't even speak out

Go find someone to ask

Okay

Anybody here

Boss

How about a cup of tea

Boss

Coming

Boss

Coming

It so difficult to find

What is this ghost place?

Let's have a cup of tea first

Thank you boss

Master

Amitabha Buhhda

That place is really so difficult to find

Boss

I want to ask

Is here Chi Cheng?

Yes

Here is Chi Cheng

Then, have you heard a temple named?

Zhaohui Temple

No

No again

Do you think it's written wrong?

The Holy Spirit Zhao Hui Chi Cheng

The Chi Cheng in Zhao Hui is so hard to find

Oh master

You may have misunderstood

This Zhao Hui village

Has a Chi Cheng Temple

However

What are you doing there?

No one is there anymore

It doesn't matter

It's find you just tell me where is it

Here here

Show me show me

Oh master

The map is upside down

Upside down

Should hold it like this

It's here

It's here

Is this the place that I told you to go yesterday and you said not to go

I was right

What are you right on?

I hold the map right and you said you want to go

You're wrong

Oh no

You were wrong on you did not insist

No

You look

Everyone go travel

So many girl friends became enemies

Is because one of the parties did not insist

No

I already have so much pressure

Have to vanquish demons and monsters

Also need to think of your North East South West

I don't want to be friend with you

Am I too over?

Where is this place?

Looks like graveyard

Can't even see a ghost not mention human

I saw ghost

There's really a human

Right right right

It's him

He was sick like this

Cough and hematemesis again

It is Erlang god

I'm a hundred percent sure

I'm sure is him

Why you are so sure

Because in this village

There's only him alone

Oh

Don't oh

Go look at the tips

Right right right right

Open inner eyes

How to open inner eyes

It's not open his inner eyes

Is to beat him until he opened his inner eyes

Go go

Start coughing blood again

Welcome here both masters

Master

Welcome welcome welcome

We have the four books five through this side

Tang poetry and Song poetry

Do you have

Why use me to block him

Hurry up finish it and go see doctor

Oh no, take a mud pill to prevent it first

It's too late

Let's smell the armpit first

How do you feel?

It's better

Nothing

Nothing nothing nothing

What do you want to learn here masters?

We are here to fight

This

Violence is not good

And we student

No

I

Seems no response

Why are you hiding so far?

Who knows if a slap will wake him up?

Erlang god's martial arts is good and

Why don't say it early

Oh master

Master

Let me tell you

Don't always kill and kill, really

It's so messy outside now

Students don't like killing

The world is so unpeaceful outside

Do not move

When did you come in?

I'm a bit crazy but I am not stupid

Oh right

Both masters

Listen to me

Listen to me all right

It's true

I tell you

Maybe I hit him not enough

It's better to hit harder

Violence cannot solve problems

You first you first

No, you go first you go first

Alright

Die to die

Are you all right?

Alright

It's okay

Oh so poor

Be patience, it will be good soon

He is so heavy

Put him if you're tired

Oh right

I will let you go if you surrender

Surrender

Let me go right

I'm really angry now

I have to fight back

It's amazing

You beat him so hard

I'm sorry

I'm so excited at the moment

Just hit a bit heavier

But I was thinking

If he is not real Erlang god

Then you have killed someone

This cannot blame me

Who told him not to tell me?

He is not Erlang god, right

He deserves it

You really deserve it

Let's go let's go

Wow it's really Erlang god

You're still so strong

Thank you both of you

Thank you

You're welcome

How about the other immortals

Still didn't find them yet

So we need the help of your inner eyes

Go find them one by one

Okay

It's coming it's coming it's coming

Look look look

Okay

This is quick

Isn't there a picture for everyone to see?

I saw your inner eyes are not open and yet closed

Yes yes

I have inner eyes

I can see

That's good

- I tell you both - Where

- There's one twenty miles in the east - Twenty miles

Another one twenty miles in the west as well

Another one also thirty miles in the south

I go west

I know the Fairy of Ninth Heaven must be in the west

Why she must in the west

Because ninth

Ninth

West

There's something not need to mention

Just don't ask

Alright

Okay, then I go south

You go east

Alright alright

Le't go let's go

Why there's other issue

Both of you

I, I think my nose's still a bit hurt

Did anyone just hit me?

I will catch him out for you

I go to official

Hey

Boss

Why we stop

Nothing

I'm a little hungry

That's easy

I go choose a woman for you at once

Trust me on choosing woman

- I choose woman - No

Wait wait wait wait

I know you too well on the conditions of choosing woman

No. Definitely no

But

I started to feel

There's fairyism inside the amethyst

I think it's the Jade Emperor

That bastard started to move

You go help check

Yes boss, don't worry

There will be no problem under my leadership

You know my personality

I will do anything for you

Ah Just go

Six

You're not my opponent at all

Call you boss out

I respect you come alone to our Xie Li Zhai

But our boss

Is not anyone you can see?

Ugh

Fist has no eyes

No need to cause extra killed and wounded

Save your words

Here

Is where the fists speak?

Give me a kill

You finally out here

Wake up

You are immortal

Don't be stubborn

Get up

Again

You have guts to blow my head off

Maybe I should use his hammer to wake him up

Yo what's up man?

Welcome back

Hey Thank you brother

Not at all not at all

How come there are so many fall down outside

You hit people again

It's you

Me

You're drunk

Oh no, I'm fragmented again

It's okay it's okay

You're not the first time already

- Go go go go - What else have I done?

You have just drunk

Go go go go

- Doesn't matter - No, look at those people outside

It not like I did it

Come Uncle come

Mandarin duck house

The most beautiful girls in the city are all here

Mu Fairy of Ninth Heaven is such beautiful

She must be here

Open up the tip and see

Butterfly

Come catch me

Here

So irritating

Want to scare me

I'm coming

We are dating in the Heaven

Will it be too obvious?

What are you afraid of?

I brought some peach to the door guard

He will keep watch for us

Come on

If we get caught

We can't be immortals anymore

You are right

You have to remember

No matter what I look like

As long as you see this birthmark

That is me

Don't worry

I will never forget

So initiative

Then I'm coming

Fairy of Ninth Heaven

I'm coming

You this smelly beggar

This is the place you can get in

Hurry up and walk away

Act like a snob

Coming

Take it

This gentleman looks so handsome

In here

We have all kinds of girls

Go with me and you can pick slowly

Wait wait wait

I have requirements

You have

I have

Come come come, come in and pick slowly

Come come

Good wine good wine

Don't waste

Mr.

- What - You worried

Girls are already prepared for you

Go go go

Go go go I bring you there

I can go myself

Hurry hurry hurry hurry

Girls

Ready

Come

Childe

Not bad right

- Childe - I am rat

- Next - I am Ox

- Oh no - I am Tiger

I am snake

- No - I am monkey

- Next - Rooster

Any left

- I am doggy - Go go go go

I am piggy

Chinese Zodiac

Mother tortoise

I don't want animals

The Chinese Zodiac is no use to me

I want insects

Butterfly

There's really no butterfly here

Maybe I make you one

You look

Here

You think about it carefully

She must be here

Is there anyone left

Anyone I have missed

This childe really is an insightful person

There's really one left

Go go go, I lead you to see

Go go go

Where is it

She, she is inside

Why not

You go take a look by yourself

You can enjoy this slowly

It's free

What what

It's free it's free

What's going on?

Beauty

A woman grows beard

What kind of evildoer is it?

Oh my god

What have I done wrong

You have to treat me this way

Let' try

An affectionate kiss

Don't come closer

You try

Don't talk to me

No

Sex is empty

Sex is empty

For all the people in the world

Me Daoji

Decided to fight

Yeah

Death is dead

Dragon

Welcome back

Why do you have so many soap bubbles in your month?

Dol

Yes

It's all right

We are rushing to save the world

Twenty miles in the south

We are here

Na Ying

Sounds like a name of singer

It's easy to find if it's a famous person

Hey hey two of you

Do you know?

There's a person named Na Ying

Auntie

Do you know Na Ying?

Brother

Where's Na Ying live?

Uncle

Old man

Brother

Auntie auntie

All ignore me

Master

Both, May I ask

Is there a child called Na Ying

Na Ying? No

There's Ah Ying

He's my son

Fancy finding by sheer luck what one has searched for far and wide.

Is he twenty-one years old this year

Yes, twenty-one years old

But my son looks different compare to normal people

Twenty-one years old is right

I knew he must be different from others

He is special short

Any lively ad dynamic

And really eat a lot

If you don't mind master

You can go check yourself

He's just over there

Really

Which one is he over there?

That one

With chain

Are you misunderstood?

I am looking for your father

I'm looking for your son

You have no idea master

My son got progeria

Only twenty-one years old

But looks like seventy-one years old

And his IQ

Is only eight years old

So I chained him up

Otherwise he will eat all the things in the house

Progeria

A nice and lively Na Zha

How come less hair than me now

I want eat

Rice rice rice rice

I want to eat

Rice rice rice rice

Okay okay okay okay

I want to eat rice rice

Eat

Rice rice rice

Okay okay

No no no don't cry

I bring you to eat

Rice rice rice

Rice rice

Don't just eat

You are an immortal

Na Zha's reincarnation

You came down here to save the world

I want to eat rice rice

What rice rice

Do you remember you save the world?

Rice rice rice rice

What rice

Still want to eat after eating so much

- No more left - Rice rice

- No more - Rice rice

Okay okay okay

I order I order I order I order

Okay

Come come come

Fifteen

Ten

Fifteen

Ten

Twenty

You lost again brother, let's drink

It's worthy of the boxer

What are you guys playing?

Old man

You want to play

Let me teach you

Oh good good good

Come come come, put out your hand

I called middle

You free

Then lose

Okay okay okay okay

Come come come

Ten

Old man you lost

I lost

Again again again

Five

I lost again

You lost again

I don't are

I don't care I don't care

Again

Again again again

Fifteen

Ten

Again again again

Again

Fifteen

Nothing

Ten

Nothing

Again again again

Twenty

You lost again old man

Go back home earlier if you don't know how to play

I don't play this

I play others

I want to play thirty-five

How to add up thirty-five with two people plus four hands together

Thirty-five

Come on

Oh monster

Monster

Good good

The best fighter in Heaven Na Zha is back

There's hope on saving the world

No no no no

I'm here to finger-guessing game

Don't you remember

Jade Emperor sent you to the mortal world

Is to save the world

Not to play finger-guessing game

No no no

To save the world, is to save the world

Finger-guessing game, is finger-guessing game

First I need to play finger-guessing game, then can save the world

Let's do it this way

You play finger-guessing with me

If you win

Then I will go

All immortals are crazy nowadays

Hey

Don't walk away

Stay here and play finger-guessing with me

Hey

Who come out to play finger-guessing with me?

I want to play finger-guessing game

I want to play finger-guessing game

Big boss

After my investigation

I found that Mad monk really want to make some trouble

He already found the Fairy of Ninth Heaven

Erlang god and Na Zha

I know

You know and you still sent me to investigate

Didn't I tell you it was my first time to play the villain?

It's no exaggeration for people to work for their boss right

And

You guys have nothing to do as well

Isn't it?

It's true

Boss

You give order

I lead

Don't worry

No no

No need no need no need no need

I tell you

Basically

Those six people will not stay together

When those six people can't stay together

Then they can't defeat us

Also

There's one who they will never found

Hey

Why don't you guys laugh?

Is it the wrong place?

How come it's not come yet?

This place is correct

Here

Hey hey hey

We didn't find Tiger yet

How to find him

Didn't see him

Where are you brother?

Forget about it

Don't wait for him

Let's get into it

Wait a second

There's enchantment

Be careful everyone

It's not that simple

It doesn't better

I have sonic power

Say it first before you shout

It's not useful by just shout loudly

This

is mean to ask me step in the jar

I think not

It's definitely a trap

It should be the meaning of let you guys walk in and die

Why you guys

- You are not going in - Right

I am

Only a lower level immortal

Both low energy and idiot

Nothing I can help even I go in

Will only drag all of you down

There's no use for me to go in

Otherwise, let's do it this way

What are your last words?

I help you to write it down

You crow mouth

That is to say we are dead

Your crow mouth is saying we are dead indeed

You still writing

You really need a slap

There's always a saying

If don't go to hell

Who will go to hell?

Moreover

We are god soldiers

Vanquish demons and monsters are our responsibility

You are right

Then

Erlang god, please go to hell first

Okay

However

Dragon Lohan

Is the leader of the eighteen Lohan

He is the leader

The leader should go first

Actually I said I should rush in thirteen years ago

Don't be afraid

I will protect you

You, why are you trembling like this

Are you scared?

I'm not scared

It looks like you are trembling

How will I tremble

Am I trembling?

He's trembling so hard right

What did you say?

Don't worry

Next year today

I will burn incense to everyone of you

Rest assured

Leave him

Let's attack

Die to die

A class of heroes

Simply admirable

Let's find something to eat first

Weak body

Dizziness

Not feeling good all over the body

Feeling so bad

Dark cloud over

Ground like a black earth

Demon tower is demon tower

No wonder I feel so uncomfortable

I also feel the same

But where is it wrong

I can't tell the reason as well

Is it really just like the fat monk said?

We are more ominous than propitious

Oh no

Let me try

Slow beat

Just watch

Hey

Don't fight

Save two for me

Hey

Why don't you rush in this time

Let the young people play it

It makes sense

Of course

Look Xima

There's really someone send himself to death

So many years already

Why your clothes are still so broken

You guys don't have money to buy new clothes

Oh so poor

Oh yes

In fact, I really admire your group

The so-called justice alliance, right

Knowingly coming here will surely die

You guys did not hesitate to come in

Give applause

Garuda

We, the five immortals

Representing the Jade Emperor to destroy you

But if you are clever enough

To go with me to the Heaven

I guarantee

I will ask Jade Emperor a favor

So touching

But I tell you

Let me introduce the tower behind you

You see this tower

When the time comes

I will sit on the tower's top

And then

Go straight to the heaven

Then I will sit on the Jade Emperor seat directly

I can do you a favor at that time okay

Also also also

You guys

One two three four five

Five shrimp soldiers

You think you can defeat us

What shrimp soldiers

You were all my defeated opponent

Dragon Lohan

Why waste words with him

Go ahead

Let me do it

You are slow again

Hey, how are you?

Can't use mana

You guys sit here and eat

Let me fight okay

Okay

Okay you're good

Let's fight

Why no more electricity

Thank you

Hey

Bitch

We are all woman, you don't have to be so vicious

Always biting on my face

What to do if there's scar

I just want to bite your faces into many scars

Then I will be the most beautiful immortal in the world

It's me

You beautiful

Beauty is from natural

Even though you bite my face into eight hundred scars

I am still more beautiful than you

But you look at yourself

The serpentine on your forehead

Hey

Can you stop saying it?

Hey, you can't blame me

You do not do polish

What polish?

What are you doing?

It is honey and sugar

Plus pearl powder

It can polish off your serpentine

Where to buy it

No need to buy

Let me teach you

Okay okay okay

You played with me

You want to die

You played with me

You want to die

I want to fight with you alone

I told you

You come into my enchantment

You are dead

Why

Because you can't use mana

No more mana

Damn it

I don't believe

Only you can do it

I also can

You watch

Bigger bigger bigger bigger

Wait wait wait wait wait wait

Wait wait wait wait

What's wrong?

I think it's not fair

Inside the enchantment

You have mana

I don't have

So that you can win

Is it glorious enough?

You are right

Okay

I don't use mana today

I will make you lose and admire from the heart

How's that

Good

In all evil spirit

You are gentlemen

Of course

Come

Today we

Just come

Play with me

How's that

Gentleman enough

Is it fair?

Fool

Fool

So small

So cute

How to fan

I fan

It's quite cool

Oh so boring

I don't want to play with you

I find someone to play with you

You

Will looks like me

Apply daily

Apply around a month

Will look more beautiful

A month

That long

Pretty much

Not that long

And I want to remind you

In fact, you skin is so white

Rouge not too red

Pink

Will be more delicate

I don't really know how to choose cosmetic

Being a beauty

You have to pay the price

Don't look at me as immortal now

I haven't had a meal for hundred years

It's so poor to be immortal

Don't know what's so good to be immortal

I don't know why you're envious

Cannot fall in love and get marry

Cannot give birth

Fortunately I can still have children

Oh no

If master Garuda become the Jade Emperor

I can't be together with him anymore

I look though you already

I know you like him

But never think you are so hardcore

Actually if master Garuda is not angry

He's kind of gentle

Hey

Why do you put a snake to bite me while we're talking?

Are you insane?

The order of master Garuda

I cannot defy

But I'm also a snake

I'm not afraid of snake

So

It's tailor made to just bite you

You

You

I already got the beauty secret

Then I will be the most beautiful immortal in the world

Tiger

I'm not Tiger

I'm the first guard of Garuda

White Tiger

I'm Dragon, your brother

How do you become this

Garuda

What have you done to him?

I'm sorry I'm sorry

I forgot to tell you

The brother you've looking for long time

He's now my brother

So

I ask my brother to fight with you

You two were so closed

Is it just right?

Oh yes oh yes

White Tiger

Go finish this small role quickly

Don't waste my time

I got to go

No no

No Tiger

The two immortals are dead

They deserve it

Dragon

Tiger

You two were born as one

Now I give each of you a handprint

When the prints reunited

Then you will have unlimited power

That's the time you save the world

And regaining justice

Kill both of them quickly

Welcome back

I've been waiting for you so long

Welcome back

All immortals return

Darned

No, why am I lost again

I refuse to accept

Subdued you the second time

Let's be a good man

Get enlightenment early

Finally see the sky after the rain

Right

Then are we going back to heaven immediately?

It's so rare to come to mortal world once

Let's talk a walk for a while

Right right right right right

I heard that there's many ways of playing finger-guessing

Can we go to have a look?

Don't think of finger-guessing everyday okay

It's better to massage with your three heads and six arms

Great future

- Okay - Can consider

Hey don't you guys feel hungry

I'm a bit hungry

- Let's go eat alright - Oh good

That's good

Okay

In this case

Let's go to hot pot

Yeah

I bring you guys to eat dog meat, how that

Cannot eat dog meat

Just kidding

How will I forget your Wheeze dog

Good

Eat vegetarian food

Buddha's feast

Good

Let's go

Your noodles sir

- Please enjoy your meal - Amitabha Buddha

After the wars

Following with a peaceful world

The problem is after long period of stability

Many people will forget to prepared for danger in times of peace

So, as being the Mad monk

I really have so much pressure

Our pendant is special good

Newly woven handmade pendant

My words just finished

Scumbag appeared

Girl, take a look

Okay

Newly woven handmade pendant

Come take a look

It's so beautiful

I have girls everywhere

Hey oh

Who are you?

Incivility

You're so bad

Let me go plaY You

Let's have wet kiss

What do you want?

Just want to play a magic

Ma Li Ma Li Hong

Look you are so cute now

But cannot bring home

Let's do it again

Hey

So cute

So cute

So cute

That is my master

Don't walk away

All of your suppressed the rebellion in mortal world successfully

So I plan to raise all of you three levels up

How's that

Not happy

Then I grant you other rewards

I shall grant all of you

lqiyi VIP for a hundred years

Haven't been kissing you for three hundred years

Already forgot how's your lips taste

You will know if after tasting

I'm ready to taste

Where's Tiger

Oh right

Where's he

Are you okay?

I'm okay

You continue kissing

I take a rest first

You continue

If there's anything happen to Tiger

I cannot do it alone

Hum

Have trouble

Who

Anything Interesting

How can you not look for me?

I shall not worry if I have you