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Whatcha doin'?
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Uh, making a kitty for me and Ben
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to save money toward
getting our own place.
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And I want to show him
how much it means to me
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that he's been so patient.
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Cool. How much have you saved so far?
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Well, I sold the tickets to Hawaii,
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and I was able to hold back
500 bucks for us.
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And with what I've saved
from my paychecks,
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that would be...
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$543.
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43 bucks? You can't even afford Lanford.
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It's hard.
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I'm trying to save up
for a place with Ben,
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but even with the ticket money,
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Dad still needs help with the mortgage.
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I'm sure Ben will understand.
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It's easy to be patient
when this is the prize.
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Look, I know I've pushed it
to the limit with Ben.
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Believe me, I saw
how underwhelmed he was
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by my declaration of love and devotion
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in front of the whole family.
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Suddenly, this cookie jar
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isn't the slam dunk I thought it was.
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Left, left, left.
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Straight, straight, straight.
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When you blindfolded me,
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I thought I knew where this was going.
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But now that we're outside,
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I wish I had worn better underwear.
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Oh, m...
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Oh, my God. Is that our trailer?
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Yep.
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While you were sick,
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I was fixing it up for us.
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Eh, I know it's a little small.
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So?
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You know, some nights
we'll stay in the camper,
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and some nights, when I
want to stand up straight,
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we'll stay at a hotel.
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I think it would be
really fun for the weekends.
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Why just the weekends?
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I would love to spend
a month with you on the road.
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Really?
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You're okay spending
that much time with me?
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Why wouldn't I?
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'Cause you said you needed
your own place as a getaway,
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and you were pretty clear
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it's me you were getting away from.
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Yeah, that...
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that was before I had COVID.
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Turns out that whole independence thing
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doesn't seem quite as important
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when you're alone
and scared you're gonna die.
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Now I just want to be
with you as much as I can.
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Wow.
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So compared to death,
I'm looking pretty good, huh?
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Mm.
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You're looking very good.
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Why don't you give me five minutes
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to turn the toilet back to a bed?
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Oh, you talk all pretty like that
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and expect me to wait five minutes?
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...in the Hundred Years' War? Jackie.
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Who is Edith Piaf?
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- Is she watching it again?
- Yeah.
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Jackie, it's not going to change.
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You have to stop watching
your episode of "Jeopardy!"
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I can't. I'm looking for a clue
about why I blew this so badly.
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Maybe I just got rattled
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having Aaron Rodgers hosting the show.
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I can see why the Bears never sack him.
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They're frozen,
staring into those blue eyes.
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You can't just sit here.
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Sooner or later,
you have to go back to work.
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I can't go back to The Lunch Box.
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Everybody's gonna make fun of me.
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Oh, nobody cares
that you lost on "Jeopardy!"
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That was two days ago.
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You have to humiliate yourself
on a daily basis
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to hold people's interest.
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Oh, really? Mark, show him.
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Oh, good Lord.
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What kind of monsters do this?
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25-year-old liberal arts grads
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living in their parents' basement...
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which I officially retract if
I'm still here in four years.
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Wait, what is that one?
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The one where it says "Buck Rodgers"
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but the "B" is replaced by an asterisk?
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It's not "Buck."
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It's some Bears fan
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that likes that Aunt Jackie
roasted Aaron Rodgers on TV.
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Ugh.
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75,000 views and 25,000 likes.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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This is good.
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I mean, it's not millions
and millions of views,
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like the guy feeding
hot dogs to raccoons,
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but for Chicagoans,
this may be a big deal.
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You know, if Grandma Bev saw these,
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she'd see you're a hero to these people.
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If you could get even 1% of those likes
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to come to The Lunch Box...
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That kind of success would be like
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dropping a house on my mother.
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I'm pretty sure she was the
inspiration for that character.
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And if it happened,
I'd take her damn shoes, too.
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Mark!
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Can you make me an Instagram?
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Well, since you're saying it that way,
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I guess I'm the only logical candidate.
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Hey, where's Louise?
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She went home.
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So, listen, I want to talk to you kids
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about something that's on my mind.
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I think I'm gonna ask
Louise to marry me.
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Oh, my God.
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That's fantastic!
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Mazel tov!
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You know, Jewish rehab.
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Where's this coming from?
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Oh, the thought's always been there.
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She's funny. She's beautiful.
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She's way out of my league. We just fit.
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We all agree she's too good for you.
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Why propose now?
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She just told me
she nearly died of COVID,
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and I almost never got to show her
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I wanted to be with her forever.
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And I got to thinking,
"What are you waitin' for?"
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If you're gonna replace
grandpa's horseshoe,
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uh, at least give him a
sugar cube for being a good boy.
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Grandpa said I could give him
a tattoo so I could show my boss
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and he'll give me a chair at the shop.
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I'm getting "Louise" on my calf.
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Well, you better hope
she'll say yes, then.
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Louise?
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I don't think so.
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Why wouldn't she?
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I mean, let's be honest.
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Louise is a rock-and-roller.
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She never got married by choice,
and why would she?
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Marriage is an antiquated institution
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that strangles love and destroys lives.
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Don't listen to Harris.
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She's broken. I ruined her.
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I say go for it, Dad.
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The worst that could happen
is she'll say no.
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Just confirming... you still
want "Louise" on your calf?
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Yeah, I think I'm still gonna ask her.
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But let's just put "Lou" for now.
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Dependent on her answer,
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we may have to add "Ferrigno" later.
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3x21 - Two Proposals,
a Homecoming and a Bear
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What's going on?
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You know how Aunt Jackie
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was the biggest laughingstock
on the Internet?
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That's not nice, Mark.
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But, yes, I do.
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Well, I'm gonna cash in
some of that stock
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to promote The Lunch Box.
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Check this out.
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Hi, I'm "Jeopardy!" Jackie.
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You might remember me from
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my senseless attack on Aaron Rodgers!
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Edith Piaf. Edith Piaf.
Edith Piaf, Edith Piaf.
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And if you like
your cheese on your pizza
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and not on your head,
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I'm inviting all my fellow Bears fans
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to come on down to
The Lunch Box in Lanford.
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I'll give you 10% off
your meal, because I'm crazy!
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Also, you gotta try
this week's special...
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Rice Edith Pilaf.
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Uh-oh! Did I mention I'm crazy?!
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If this works, Bears fans
are gonna show up,
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and me succeeding is gonna
give my mom a heart attack...
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or something slower,
which is more fun for me.
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What if it doesn't work?
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Well, then you'll come over to my place
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and pick out what
you like from my closet.
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She's kidding.
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She's not gonna kill herself.
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Mommy's here!
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- Oh, my God.
- Hey!
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Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
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- Geena!
- Hey!
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Well, I got a few days' leave,
and I'm fully vaccinated,
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so I wanted to come home
and surprise my baby.
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This is crazy.
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For some reason, I felt
the need to be here right now,
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and then you showed up.
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I have goose bumps.
Do you have goose bumps?
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Not yet, honey, but
I'm sure they're coming.
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I can't wait to catch up with y'all.
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How's everybody been?
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Oh, you know, same old, same old.
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Grandpa almost lost
his house to the bank.
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He said he was gonna sit
on the porch with a gun.
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Oh, it was just a simple
foreclosure, and we stopped it.
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For now.
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You know kids.
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Well, uh, thank God he has
his drywalling business.
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COVID didn't stop construction.
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No, it killed his drywall business,
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and COVID almost killed Louise.
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Wait, Louise had COVID? Is she okay now?
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Yeah, thank God she had
my dad for support.
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It's a miracle he didn't get
gored by that forklift.
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What?
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Oh, yeah. His hearing is shot.
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He almost got run over.
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But he's fine.
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Oh, well... that's good.
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Um, what's up with you guys?
How's the magazine going?
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Uh, we lost that.
Do you want some coffee?
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So, what are you doing for work?
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Oh, well, here's the good news...
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I am now a manager at Wellman Plastics.
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And she's doing great.
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Except for the crippling panic attacks.
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Panic attacks? That's awful.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, yeah. I'm making progress.
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Yeah, Becky, you don't know this,
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but it got a lot better
when you were in rehab.
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You were in rehab.
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Is there any other good news
I need to sit down for?
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Hmm. Oh, yeah.
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Uh, Jackie was on "Jeopardy!,"
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and Aaron Rodgers has a
restraining order against her.
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Yeah, it's got his signature
on it and everything.
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Uh, well, now that we're all
caught up, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to give my husband
a big kiss hello
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after eight months,
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and I'd rather not have an audience.
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We'll be right back.
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How come you didn't tell me
what was going on around here?
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I should've known.
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Hey, it all sounded normal
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until I heard it all put together.
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You know what? This family's screwed up.
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I'm ready for my kiss.
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Okay. Close your eyes.
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Afternoon.
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Uh, would you mind locking
that door behind you?
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Oh, smart.
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Staying safe by limiting customers?
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No, I get robbed a lot.
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I'm Steve.
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Welcome to Sheer Brilliance.
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How can I make your day sparkle?
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We're looking for an engagement ring.
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Congratulations.
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It's nice bringing the fiancée
and the daughter to pick.
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That way, nobody's unhappy.
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It's actually the fiancée
and her mother.
259
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,657
They're my daughters, and no offense,
260
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,326
but I would never marry
either one of them.
261
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,870
That hurts, but it's also reassuring.
262
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,999
So, about how much
are you thinking of spending?
263
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,168
Or as we say in the jewelry business,
264
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,753
how much do you love her?
265
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,464
Uh, I love her...
266
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,716
I love her more than this,
267
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,511
and a lot less than this.
268
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,764
Yeah, that price range is
over there by the keychains.
269
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,730
I hope Louise says yes.
270
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,191
'Cause when you find someone
who really gets you,
271
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,153
who knows all the damage
and all the baggage
272
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,654
and loves you anyway,
273
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,531
that's the real thing.
274
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,658
I hope I find that someday.
275
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,577
Oh, well, you have the baggage
and the damage part,
276
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,120
so it could happen.
277
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,416
Hey, what do you think of this ring?
278
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,751
That's a man's ring,
but you could pull it off.
279
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,295
No, I mean for Ben.
280
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,672
That's a wedding ring.
281
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,340
I know.
282
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,384
I'm standing here looking
at all these rings,
283
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,262
and I realize that that's
the next step I have to take.
284
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,763
I want to show him that I'm ready
285
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:24,392
for the kind of commitment
that he's looking for.
286
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,852
I'm gonna propose to Ben.
287
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,103
Oh, my God.
288
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,396
He will be so happy,
289
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,607
he won't even smell the desperation.
290
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,734
Yeah, he's been asking me forever.
291
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,527
He's gonna go crazy, right?
292
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,071
I'm getting married.
293
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,741
Yeah, you are! Yay!
294
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,329
- Dad?
- Hmm?
295
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,081
How would you feel
about a double wedding?
296
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,124
Nope.
297
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,043
I don't care which one of ya's pregnant.
298
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,462
Nobody's taking my day away from me.
299
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,546
Nobody's pregnant.
300
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,591
It's your barren daughter, Darlene.
301
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,551
She's going to ask Ben to marry her.
302
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,763
I am. Yeah, all the things she said.
303
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,057
Congratulations!
304
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,309
Still not doing it on my big day.
305
00:12:10,409 --> 00:12:12,523
So, what's going on with you two?
306
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,692
We got into it last night
307
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,528
about him not telling me what
was happening in the house.
308
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,782
We were really careful to
keep the drama away from Mary.
309
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,700
I know the rehab stuff sounds bad,
310
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,702
but I never drank in front of the kids.
311
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,704
No. Of course.
312
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,914
But I should have been here.
313
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,208
And I feel...
314
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,795
terrible that you had to worry about her
315
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,923
with everything else that was going on.
316
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,092
Hey, don't beat yourself up.
317
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,636
It's hard to raise a kid
and have a career.
318
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,388
I couldn't do it.
319
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,890
Drove me to drinking.
320
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,101
It's a lot to take on by yourself.
321
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,645
I'm lucky I had DJ to help me.
322
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,897
Well, until he started to
become successful.
323
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,442
Yeah, we were all blindsided by that.
324
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,695
Hey, you haven't seen the pictures
325
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,655
of Mary's first dance at school.
326
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,991
That's right. She told me about that.
327
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,868
Let me see. They did line dances.
328
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,662
The girls danced on one side,
329
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,165
and the boys did gawky
boy stuff on the other side.
330
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,420
This reminds me of when DJ and I
had our first school dance.
331
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:16,963
We were Mary's age.
332
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,673
Oh, gosh, she's gonna marry
one of these losers.
333
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,093
She had a thing for T-shirt Tuxedo,
334
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,263
but that's over now, thank goodness.
335
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,433
The cutest thing was
she asked me to do her makeup.
336
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,519
It was so sweet.
337
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,187
That does sound sweet.
338
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,647
I didn't know about that.
339
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,025
Hey.
340
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,777
There's gonna be a lot more dances.
341
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,906
Yeah, but I'm gonna be in
Afghanistan for those, too.
342
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,538
This is crazy. There's a line outside.
343
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,748
It's amazing.
344
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,875
We're gonna triple
the best day we ever had ever,
345
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,043
and thank God you're here.
346
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,587
'Cause Neville can
deliver a baby giraffe,
347
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,630
but he can't carry a sandwich eight feet
348
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,341
without the pickle rolling off.
349
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,677
Hey! Round things roll
off flat surfaces.
350
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,637
It's physics, people.
351
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,515
Man, if this keeps up,
you could come back.
352
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,101
This kind of business
could support both of us.
353
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,394
That would be amazing.
354
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,521
We just have to hope
the novelty doesn't wear off.
355
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,731
It doesn't have to.
356
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,941
You could capitalize on
all this momentum.
357
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,902
There are no Bears bars in Lanford.
358
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:21,944
This could be the one.
359
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,238
The key word there is "bar."
360
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,033
I can't afford a beer and wine license,
361
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,285
and I'd have to get
big-screen TVs in here
362
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,413
and some sort of décor
that says "fun sports place"
363
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,791
rather than, you know,
"eat and get out."
364
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,920
I'll put up the money to do it all.
365
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,965
Then I could quit the factory,
366
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,426
and then I could bring
Beverly Rose to work with me.
367
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,054
And then I could take
online college classes
368
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,181
during my breaks.
369
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,891
Holy crap.
370
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,268
You know, at rehab, they said,
"Let go and let God."
371
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,561
and all I had to do
372
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,731
was let you make a fool
of yourself on "Jeopardy!"
373
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,029
Neville...
374
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,781
Why are you doing this?
375
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,950
Because I believe in you.
376
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,451
I mean, look what you did here.
377
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,371
You got your ass handed to you,
and you came back strong.
378
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,165
No one's ever wanted to invest in me.
379
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,333
Well, you deserve it.
380
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,293
And besides, I've come to
hate your mother so much
381
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,878
that I really want to stick it to her.
382
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:26,008
No one's ever
hated my mom with me before.
383
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,176
Oh.
384
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,101
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
385
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,937
I wasn't expecting company,
but if you want a marshmallow,
386
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,064
I can go get another screwdriver.
387
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:40,982
No thanks.
388
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,984
I just had a sandwich off a wrench.
389
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,945
What do you got there?
390
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,822
Well, I, uh...
391
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,782
I know you want us to move in together,
392
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,242
and I want that, too.
393
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,035
So...
394
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,248
I bought us a house.
395
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,208
Aww.
396
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,169
Well, that's sweet.
397
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,837
Well, it's big enough
for you to live in,
398
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,755
but where am I gonna stay?
399
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,508
That's actually just where
I'm putting the money.
400
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,095
I'm saving to get us a place
that's at least twice that size.
401
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,724
Reach in and see how much I've saved.
402
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,277
Is this what I think it is?
403
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,614
It's a ring box,
but what do you think it is?
404
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,874
You are an amazing man.
405
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:44,879
And I am incredibly grateful
for what we have.
406
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,381
I want to spend the rest of
my life with you.
407
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:52,011
Now, I know that finding
a way to be together
408
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,680
hasn't always been easy,
409
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:58,559
but being apart has been impossible.
410
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,022
I love you.
411
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,610
Ben Olinsky, will you marry me?
412
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,115
I'm sorry, but no.
413
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,957
What do you mean, "no?"
414
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:24,669
I-If this is a joke, you better
get to the funny part fast.
415
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,964
It isn't a joke.
416
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,510
I-I don't understand.
417
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,512
I thought this is what you wanted.
418
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,890
Yeah, I did.
419
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,851
But while you've been off going
through your midlife crisis,
420
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,479
I've been sleeping in
the back of a hardware store
421
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,107
thinking about why
I have been excusing you
422
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,569
for making everything
more important than me.
423
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,572
Because you love me.
424
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,158
And I'm... I'm an adorable idiot, right?
425
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,369
Come on. Don't give up on me
426
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,497
now that I've finally
realized what I have.
427
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:05,209
I mean, I just asked you to marry me.
428
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,961
I know.
429
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,549
But I don't trust it.
430
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,467
You tell me that you want to be with me,
431
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,011
but then you always choose
432
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:19,724
someone or something else over me,
433
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,351
like your ex-husband
434
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,353
or your dad's mortgage
435
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,481
or needing to go to Hawaii.
436
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,692
I don't want to set myself up for that.
437
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,488
Wait, are you breaking up with me?
438
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,199
If you push me right now for an answer,
439
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:41,370
but I would rather take
some time apart to think.
440
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,415
God.
441
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,209
You must be so angry with me.
442
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,838
Mostly, I'm just tired.
443
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,885
And sad.
444
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,811
Well, if that's what I do
to you, then I should go.
445
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,908
Hey, everybody, we got
something big to tell you.
446
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,117
What's up?
447
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,286
I'm moving back home
with my mom and dad!
448
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,748
I've decided to not
go back to Afghanistan.
449
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,793
- You're kidding! That's fantastic!
- That's awesome!
450
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,294
Hey, if you're deserting,
451
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,879
you might want to move off-base.
452
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,923
That's the first place they'll look.
453
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,384
I'm not deserting. I'm retiring.
454
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,553
- Oh!
- Yay!
455
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,888
Yeah, I've accomplished
456
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,264
everything I wanted
to accomplish in the service.
457
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,474
It's time.
458
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,434
Yeah, but don't worry,
we're gonna be over plenty.
459
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,936
While you guys work out
all your problems,
460
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,438
we're gonna make new memories
as a happy family.
461
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,984
I'm really happy for Mary.
462
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,778
She needed this.
463
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,446
Hold on a second.
464
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,823
I've got news, too.
465
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,742
Um, The Lunch Box is doing great,
466
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,537
and I don't want to leave you
short-handed at the factory,
467
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,663
- but...
- You're fired.
468
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,957
You can scam some unemployment
from Wellman.
469
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,960
You are the best sister ever!
470
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,587
I'm going to give you
the biggest wedding present
471
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,839
you can imagine!
472
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,091
Thanks.
473
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:27,977
Sorry.
474
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,396
Dropped a dish.
475
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,898
Well, I did it.
476
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,901
I proposed to Louise.
477
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:39,572
Oh, my God. How could she say no?
478
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,115
Oh.
479
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,243
Uh, don't feel bad, Dad.
480
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,287
Ben said he doesn't
want to marry me, either.
481
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,750
We're getting married!
482
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,293
Oh, look at your faces.
483
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,170
Your dad really got you.
484
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,009
Oh, it's okay.
485
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,719
Congratulations, Louise.
486
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,680
I'm really happy for you guys.
487
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,182
What did I miss?
488
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,392
Ben said no.
489
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,477
Oh.
490
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,520
- You want me to leave?
- No. No.
491
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,856
What happened?
492
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,316
This is crazy.
493
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,444
He's been begging you to
commit for like two years.
494
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,821
I waited too long.
495
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,908
You know, I put him through too much.
496
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,244
- I blew it.
- So, that's it? It's over?
497
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,539
He said he needs time to think
about what he wants.
498
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,417
Ben's making a huge mistake,
but he's not a stupid man.
499
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,544
He'll be back.
500
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,129
Hey, I-I'm all right, Dad.
501
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,964
You should go celebrate with Louise.
502
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,091
She's got a $250 ring on her finger.
503
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,344
She ain't going nowhere.
504
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,348
I don't understand why we're doing
505
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,933
a bunch of "Just Married"
stuff to the trailer
506
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,684
before we even know when
they're getting married.
507
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,977
'Cause they're taking a trip tomorrow,
508
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,604
and they're probably gonna elope.
509
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,897
They're young, they're in love,
510
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,148
and they don't care
what their parents think
511
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,608
'cause their parents are dead.
512
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,611
Grab the stencils and spray cans,
513
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,279
and let's do this.
514
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,489
Whoo.
515
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,333
You saw the trailer was rocking!
516
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,877
Why would you open the door?!
517
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,128
I don't know.
518
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,798
I thought maybe one of them
fell down and couldn't get up.
519
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,550
Well, obviously, it was Louise.
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She couldn't get up with...
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with Dan on top of her.
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Ohh!
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