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Then I decided to stay in New York,

and my mother... well...

She just kept on with her adventures.

Hmm. New York.

Mm.

Anyway, now you know all about me,

Tell me something about yourself.

Well, my name is Donald,

I'm 43 years old,

I'm originally from Nebraska.Mm-hmm.

And...that pretty much sums it all up.

Okay, Donald...

What do you do for a living?

I'm a business man.Mm-hmm?

What kind of business?

Exports, mainly.

What kind of exports?

Why do I feel like I'm being interrogated?

I'm just curious.

I sell hygiene products.

Intimate hygiene products.

What, like toilet paper?

Oh, God, no!

Tampons.

Kidding.Nope.

I know it's funny, but I sell tampons --

you know, one guy has to sell tampons, and that's me.

No, no, it's just that I actually haven't seen one

up close.

You got one with you?

Oh, that would be really awkward!

Gah...

But I got a suitcase full of them in my room.

I'm not that kind of girl, you know?

Perfect.

I'm not that kind of boy, either.

Nice.

Um...excuse me, I'll just be a second.

Here it is.

Oh...

Can I see it?

Okay.

So --

Here you go -- um...

No, sorry...

This -- this applicator here

is what you, um,

push up inside to, um, the --

the female domain, if you like.

That's when you, um,

use this lever here to push

and the tampons slide just like that --

Whooo-oop!

Well...

Easy-peasy.

So... Now you've seen it.

Yes, I have.Mm.

I am... I think I should...

Okay.

I'll walk you home.

N-no thanks! No, I'll just take a cab.

I'll...walk you to the cab then.

Okay?

Okay.

Told you I was a gentleman.

Good night.Good night.

Good morning.

Yes, sir, good morning.

Could I get the key for 310?

Uh, yes, of course,

we'll just clean it up first

and it'll be ready for you once you get back.

Very good, thanks.

Anything else?

Uh...

Thank you.Here you go.

Mr. Walker?

Your request is ready.

Oh, really? That was quick.

Uh, do you mind taking care of these for me?

Of course.Appreciate it, thanks.

Good morning.

Excuse me.

Can I help you with anything, sir?

Yeah, is there any messages for Donald Walker?

I think my colleague mentioned something.

I'm sorry, sir, just a minute.

That's all right, I'll come back another time.

Mr. Donald Walker, sir?

Here you are, sir.

Anything else I can do for you, sir?

No, that'll be all, thanks.

Sir, you asked for your white tie to be cleaned and delivered?

Yeah, what about it?

Is it done?

Yes.Oh.

So, do you mind getting it?

Hello, are you, uh, Mr. Walker?

Yes.I'm here to talk about your...

Product.Ah, the products for men,

or the products for women?

The...intimate products.

Please.

Um, excuse me, I'll just be a second.

For how long are you going to stay in Finland?

Well, it all depends on how business goes --

if everything goes well, I'll be outta here in less than a week.

Here you go.Oh, thank you.

Did you get the deal memo?

So, who's your affiliate?

The less you know the better.

See you this evening.

Hi.Hey.

May I?

Yes.

So you're leaving.

Yes, tomorrow, in the morning.

Mm-hmm.

Hmm... That was a short trip.

You're not in that bar by a mere coincidence, were you?

No.Oh...

I was there to... look for an adventure.

Hotel bars are the only bars I can talk myself into

without a male companion.

And how do you do it?

I pretend I'm an American tourist.

Of course.

And of course I recognized you from the plane.

You looked like a...

perfect adventure.

Well, now you're leaving tomorrow.

Yes, in the morning.

You know I travel to New York now and then?

For business, that is.

You think maybe there's a chance that I...

could take you out to dinner sometime?

I think you could.

Great.

I'm glad you made it.

Look.Yeah.

Sorry, I'll just be a second.

Excuse me.

Nice to see you, we'll talk later.

What would you like to have?I'll have what you have.

Okay. Excuse me?

Sir?

Sir?May I have two whiskeys

on the rocks, please -- uh, Miss Slioor?

Straight.You heard the lady.

So, Donald, what brings you to this party?

Um...clients, that is.

You know each other for a long time, or...?

No, we don't actually know each other.

But everyone knows the infamous Tabe.

I prefer "famous."

Excuse me.

Keep the change.So, what are we drinking for?

For adventures?

For adventures.For adventures.

Is everything okay?

Mm-hmm.

-What are you doing? -Nothing!

-Who sent you? Tabe? -You're hurting me!

Who do you work for?!