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E-cigarette please

John

Lady I don't give a shit is not an AA meeting

Easy man

Fuck easy

Just get on with it

I don't know

Let's start from the beginning

The beginning

Chase's

That's as good a place as any

Thanks man Yes thank you

So anyway the guy's a mortician right

Can you write his wife's funeral off as a business expense

I said man can you be so cold

He says

She was giving me the business for 20 years it's about time I got something back

Sir Richard Christine tells me you're a teacher

Professor actually English

Academiks

I'm going to tell you they don't turn you must be very proud of Chris

Rap

They must be a hell of a guy Rick

I mean

I don't know how I feel if my wife is making three times what I pulled down

I'm doing okay financially

Guess what I'm really saying records

Opera voice anytime soon

What's a chalet

Somerset

About him too heavy for me

Oh yeah what the hell where the love right

That's one

Yeah but well worth the climb

I swear you were such an informational and orgasm

That you're much more fun before you got married

When is this thing going to end

Nicole this is a private conversation excuses

No problem I'll be on the patio if you need me

Intelligent person here cuz I can't find anybody that would be some conversational

The least we can do is show my gratitude

Can you sing it all up and relax

good time. I don't think so.

Leave them

Honey this is love I'll stick with sex

It wasn't always like this.

It was funny and sweet

Lynn University passed him over for dinner and he just closed off it's very sad but it's still no

Do you like this

Every talk into an argument

We haven't touched each other in months

I don't know what I'm going to do anymore

I'm going to do something I rarely do Chris what to give you serious advice

All marriages go through a stale. Maybe this is yours

Give it a couple of weeks

Take separate vacations see if it works out

It doesn't

Then I'll kill him for you

Thanks pal. what are friends for

What's 2 + 2

Just for

Dismissive

Businessman says what's 2 + 2

Close all the doors

Close down the shades take the phone off the hook and says

Give me what am I doing okay

Monster back to the party

Oh good night

I'm so happy I didn't rain at the park

You should see the rain

Which station are you at

Going to bail out my brother

David Reese

He's not fuck here

He called me from the station

He's not in my son and she he ain't here

Must be some mistake

For the win be the first time

Hi Chris

Jack

3:30 in the morning

I'm not in the mood for pleasantries

David called me and said he's been arrested and no one here seems to know anything about it

In the mall parking lot

I didn't sign him in that's reason there's not any record

Thank you

Let's go

Don't let it happen again

Thanks

I know you don't have to say anything

Are You Going to Be Alright good night sleep I'll be fine

You getting too old for this bad boy stuff David and I'm getting too old to come and bail you out

It's the last time you promised

Cross My Heart

It's on the other side

Traffic count

Baby I feel like everyone expects too much for me

Why am I always the responsible one

Sometimes I wish I were more like David

It was feels good

Delta consequences later

You are the responsible one your nature

Yeah

Why don't meet over here

Good I'm starving

Camarillo now you said you wanted to talk to talk what's up

I saw something upstairs at the party

What they molesting nuns or something don't make me guess Chris

I saw Laura having sex with a caterer

It's not funny

That's it that's the big secret you're waiting all weekend to tell me

From the look on your face I thought you're going to say you saw Elvis are you done making me feel stupid

Laura was fooling around with the house don't what

So she's married remember

What decade are you living in Chris everybody cheats

Well maybe the right opportunity just hasn't presented itself

Look I was just joking don't be mad

How are things at home

Baccarat

I have a great idea listen

A bunch of us girls are going to Santa Barbara for the weekend there's a seminar new tax shelters for next year the firm

Paying for it

Why you come with us we'll go out after

Have fun

I don't think so Nicole. I wouldn't feel right going without Richard

No crest

I think you're afraid it will feel right

Just think about it

I want you to take these books to the library

Problem

And I have a solution

What are you doing

You left this at home I'm going to drop it off on my way to work

Thanks would you call next time I'm sorry I didn't realize I needed an appointment

Who is that?

The girl that just left

Student

You think

What's that supposed to mean

Forget it

Honey I got hundreds of students

Just a kid

Why don't we go someplace special tonight for dinner come on

Hello how can I help you

Chandler

Is she expecting you

She hasn't.

Prensa de highlighter

Frost Jack Frost

Christine there's a Jack Ross here to see you

Okay

She said you can go right and then

Thank you

Microsoft

What do you want Jack

So how's David doing

You didn't come here to talk about David

And you're not going to make this easy on me are you

I was a lot of things when we were together check

Easy was never one

I didn't set out to try and hurt you Chris

I guess some things just come naturally

I wasn't ready for marriage to you or anybody else

Find time to tell me

Do you have any idea how much money my father spent on it like a perverse would happen I offered

I'm back

Manchester

What is the going rate on humiliating a man's only daughter

It's too late to make amends

But I do understand what you mean elevations

I walked away from the best thing that ever happened to me

I'm sorry

Do you

I don't hate you Jack

Strong dislike

Angela friends

If you need anything

What do you think

What do you think of my dress

Done with you we have a reservation at 8

Richard

I'm sorry I cannot go too much work to do

You promised me

You said this was going to be our night

Together

Just the Two of Us

I'm sorry

I doubt it

Nicole Christine

741 more

I'll see you tomorrow

That was exciting I haven't been that board 2000 High School in Monroe

Night still young

What do you mean you'll say

You are

Are we having a good time I can't hear you

Alright hold on to your wetsuit

New meaning to the term Hang Ten what's a Cowabunga to Surfer

Well well

You are still alive

What was that about what was what about

At least 10 seconds I don't know maybe you thought you knew me maybe he wants to get to know you

Why don't you talk to me for the shop certainly not just talk to him

A good reason I'm going to bathroom

Anthem come back over here

Oh my God

I'm going back to the gym okay okay cool I'll see you in the morning

Don't do anything I wouldn't do

Don't stop now was just getting interesting

How the hell did you get in here

Magic

Feisty

I like that

I suggest you leave

Before I call hotel security

I told him what

I stuck my room key in a man's bikini underwear

You have the nerve to use it

I didn't do it

Someone else did

Let's have a drink

Who Do You Think You Are

You think I am

No offense but I think

Conceited

And rather presumptuous

No sense in Christine

How do you know my name

I told you

Magic

I read it on your luggage tags

Cheers

Did this happen too often

Women sticking their room keys my pants

Me showing up in their rooms

Both I guess

Yes on the 1st

Annoying II

So am I so lucky

Something different about you

God that's original

Good laugh if you want to

You know what I'm talking about

Something behind

She just below the surface

The eyes are the windows to the soul

Christine

I'm married

I had to do something you're being such a stick-in-the-mud

They actually show up

What happened

My business

If not for me there wouldn't be any business

Forget it

Christine

How was your trip

It was fine

You never called me

Mentor

And I got busy as matter fact I got a class I got to go

Do I have any messages

No you don't think there's somebody here to see you

I don't know but he's waiting in your office

Christine

Oh my God

One hope you don't mind

About your business card from your pocketbook last night

This is really a nice picture

Very very pretty

Constipated up

What if my boss

Take a walk

I think we need to talk

Used to be broke

955 days a week 52 weeks a year

Well off financially

My wife was proud of me

My family is proud of me

Only person to like me was me

Twin day

Chucky doll

Scared of my car and started driving right now we can start itching

Put on the road ever since

Place to be just like you

Stuck in a well paying job are despised

Married to a woman

I didn't really care about

Everything everybody my life is just superficial

When I love my job I care deeply about my husband and I like my

Life the way it is

What are you doing here

What do you want from me

Feeling guilty

Richard or any man for that matter think twice about cheating

Richard would never cheat nature

They're going to keep seeing them

I can't help it

Yes

I'll take it thank you

Shouldn't be calling me how you know

No

How much

Do you think about me when I'm not there

Aren't you

Good girl

Ranch motel

Bungalow 24

Tell me something about yourself

We want to know

Xxi band

Doesn't matter

Image of 245 times today I don't even know your entire name

Phone number one

The less we know about each other the better

Keep it simple

Snow complications

This is not making love Christine

You make love to your husband

This is fucking fuck Christine don't confuse your heart with your pussy and what we have left the hole

Lot longer son-of-a-bitch

People are afraid of

The sugar-coated by calling it love to cover up their guilt

You have to be willing

To give in

Lust

Chris

Where've you been

I had a meeting at a client's house around late

You should have called I was worried

What happened to blast

Kaukauna

Button came off

I'm going to bed

Looks nice I think so yes ma'am

Looks nice to

We try on

Scared

I talked to him today

I think he's going to give me the Marcus accounts

Best friend

Classes for being home for 1

I feel like we haven't seen each other for weeks

We should try to spend more time together

I was thinking maybe we could go on vacation

Just the Two of Us

That's why

Just an idea

Hello

Hello

I can't come every night he might get suspicious

He called me at home last night

Refrigerator pick up

Scared me

I'm going to put it into this before the whole thing gets out of hand

Was wondering how long it's going to take you what do you mean

Chrissy had a little fling it was fun right

Now it's time to go back to United States boring job and when I say boring old Lite-Brite

So predictable

Why are you saying that I thought you were my friend

I am your friend Chris

New in the last 2 months I've seen you smile more than I have in the last 2 years

Look at you

You're completely different person

Are you going to just give that up

Go back to being the mousy little working wife stuck in a bad marriage

I guess you're right

Transylvania Christine

Just kidding

Sorry did I wake you

McNeese Library

Item

Productions didn't match up

I called about 9:30 nobody answer

Probably when I went out together

You'll find things inside of ourselves

Thoroughly like they are a part of us just learn to live with them

I told you what happened to me the other night scared me I didn't tell you

Why because I think I liked it

Jumping

How are you today

Here

Why

I could have sworn I saw you at the park

Was it you

Maybe

Maybe not

What is that

Means

I know you would God damn explanation for me

You're hurting me

Tell her I can't I won't see you anymore and that's it

You'll be back

Venus

You think you can just pick up and leave this never happened

Stupid jokes

It appears as though the new Senate tax bill is about to be

Now we discussed this before

Rahway the ramifications for almond and Associates corporate clients

That's why it is absolutely imperative

Do we fight every single loophole and tax shelter in the new legislation

Any County departments prepare to report that each of you should have

I can take a look at it

Sometime tomorrow

I want to hear your assessment

How to block calls

This is Christine

Christy Wright

I'm sorry I have an emergency I have to go

You're home early

Yeah I wasn't feeling very well today

David call me

American Freight on the kitchen table that looks important

I got a ride

I hope you feel better

David I'm in trouble

So who is this guy

I don't know really

Name is Quinn

I never met a male strip club in Santa Barbara

First or last name

You never told me

Did he could ruin my life

I know that

I don't know what to do anymore my whole world has been turned upside down

I'll tell you what you do

You got to tell Richard

And what's up with these

I know who I'd rather hear from

Sorry with you

I understand if you hate me I don't blame you

America wasn't always like this was it

Distance

For a long time now

I'm so sorry

Probably just as much my fault as it is yours

Maybe more

It's not too late

I'd like to try again

Please

What does he want

Don't worry about it I'll take care of it

Saint Richard

He wants money

Afamily thing he wants

When I'm giving a minute and we can get through this together

Listening

You may need some protection

Where did you get that

Bought it last week

Professors get mugged on campus

Not easy

Heading out

Little while

Almost done

Listen I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said the other day

Don't worry about it

Everything is going to work out

You're so understanding

That's great

Well

In the morning

Mrs. Chandler

Is something wrong

Tell my husband

I'm afraid we're going to need you to come with us just give me a minute

I'll get dressed

Oh my God

Chandler I'm detective Curran did you know this man

First belong to you

How did here in the room

Been home all evening

Yes

Was anyone with you

Outside for a minute please

The channel to come downtown you can call a lawyer from there if you need

What do I need to call lawyer for

Channel you under arrest for suspicion of murder

Officer look up

That's not your case Jack wants to just let it be

Is that it

It's all I can remember

It is a hell of a story lady

Man who needs movies for entertainment

Can anybody support your

Alibi about your whereabouts tonight

Made

I told you I was alone

Do you own a gun in Chandler

I don't think I should say anything more without my attorney present just tell me what you think

Guilty as hell

The only reason you can give us the f***** what I do

Business

You got that

I haven't had been in probably not till Monday

Mine says you just have to try to be patient

What's wrong with you

I'm just worried about you

You do believe me don't you

Car sound

Ballistics on the gun recovered from the house

Match

Just thought you should be the first to know

I was wondering what your status cell look like

I need your help.

What can I do

I didn't kill him

Pretty bad

Your fingerprints are all over the room

The night clerk swears that he saw you to fight in the parking lot

Is pretty bad

Is pretty bad

But I need you to find out for me

I need your help

Please

You're all that I have left

Everything I can I promise

Professor Chandler we talk for a minute

What can I do for you officer

I was hoping that maybe you could help me out by your wife's whereabouts tonight to go tell the other officer I don't know

Know where she was I was here last didn't get home till after 11 you were here the whole

But Christine is good if you know anything

Whereabouts in my helper

And you didn't call maybe to check on her

Officer Ross Ross I'm not in the habit of calling my wife every other day to check on it

So I've noticed

I have a 3:00 appointment you're going to have to excuse me

Official Chandler I finished

Hey

Professor Taylor ETA is teaching assistant why do you always greatest papers form

I'm not usually I covered for him on Thursday night because he wasn't feeling well are you telling me he

We left early

You know as well as I know that he set her up

But the da think she's got a solid case

Reluctant to pursue any kind of circumstantial leads

Jack is going to be some kind of evidence in that house

Maybe

But I can't get up

What the hell we going to do

Negative

Turn on wife man what

She loves you

I never loved her

But I did get to like a money

3 framer for Meijer

Not initially I just wanted to set up with Quinn so I could get some photos and improve the divorce settlement the son of a b****, not with her

So I figured kill two birds with one stone

She get the house

Money

And your girlfriend

Ariel sweetheart Richard

Are we going to do now

The back off now

Can't kill him

We're out to dinner talking about Chris we come back home I heard a sound that was a burglar shot in bed

And I found out it's my mother-in-law

I don't think that's a good idea

Drop the gun

Wednesday my basic from sex

There's a change

Bailing you out for Alexa

Chandler

That was just right

What happens when your in jail

David thank you for helping me

What brothers are for

Need a lift I think I got that covered

Promise to stay out of trouble this time I Cross My Heart

That's the wrong side

Did you get my message