All language subtitles for Naked.Attraction.S07E05.WEBRip.x264-ION10

This programme contains adult
content and full frontal nudity from
the start and throughout.

In a time where your online profile
defines who, how, and where you
date,

we strip away the likes and the
swipes, leaving only the unfiltered
truth.

As we have a more
instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based
solely on natural beauty...

Ohh.

Wowzas. OK.

..help you find The One?

SHE SQUEALS
Wow.

This is the first time
I have seen a vagina.

Yeehaw! Whoa-ha-ha.

We like to start
where a good date ends.

Time to see some poon-poon.

Naked.

Tonight - a taxi driver,
a beautician, and a personal trainer

let it all hang out for their
potential soulmates.

Come on, Let's see them!

They look like they've got
babies in there.

What is that?

"Lick the Lizard!"
LAUGHTER

Right, I'm looking for the dick that
I want to suck for the first time.

Would that hurt me, though?

I had 17 piercings.

You had...? I've only got six now.

SHE SINGS

I've never had a tit-wank before.

We know it's what's on
the inside that counts...

He can make his cock move!
Oh, my God.

..but you've got to like
what's on the outside first.

Whoo!

You're what I call "sex on legs".

They're bangers, innit?

So, you're the queen of the blowjob?

Blimey.

It's time to try dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction -

the show where no-one gets
their undies in a twist,

because we have a thread count

lower than a Victoria's Secret show.

Inside each of these six pods,
I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date -

but who's doing the choosing?

I'm Nicola, and I'm Northampton's

number one MILF in the age
45 to 50 category.

I completely embrace being a MILF.

I have been called Mrs McKenzie
off the Inbetweeners.

Yeah, I would say I'm a bit
of a party animal.

I went to Ibiza with my mate Anne,

we did, like,
back-to-back pool parties.

Unbelievably, I got chatted up by
a 25-year-old Italian fitness model.

But, being old enough to be
his mummy, I didn't go there.

I'm really not sure why I'm single.

Maybe you better ask my ask
ex-husbands that one.

And I'm coming on telly to
tell everyone what a failure I am.

I found out I'd gone through
premature menopause by 41.

It has changed my outlook on life -
but in a positive way.

I want to show that
post-menopausal women can be sexy,

sassy, and classy.

Naked Attraction, please help me
find husband number three.

So Nicky, welcome.

Now, as Northampton's number one
MILF in the 45 to 50 category,

how come you're single?

Oh, Anna, I have to say
that is a self-awarded title.

If you say it enough,
you'll believe it, but...

I am single, but I have been
married two times. OK.

So, you're looking for hubby
number three? Absolutely!

That's why I'm on Naked Attraction.

Can I just say, I am desperate
for a Naked Attraction wedding?

So, what are you looking for?

I'm obviously looking
for a man with a big personality,

but maybe some other big things,
as well.

Oh, so you like a big willy?

Yes, I know how to say
"I love big dick"

in several different languages.

What is it in French?

It's "J'adore la Grande cock,"

or "Ich liebe grossen shwanz"
in German.

So, are you ready to play the game?
I cannot wait.

So, in front of you,
you have got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is
a gorgeous naked man.

They each have an attribute
that you have told us

you find physically attractive.

All you've got to do is whittle
those fellas down from six to one.

Just using naked attraction alone.

Come on, then. Let's do it, Anna.

So, if you could reveal
the bottom half of the bodies.

Wowzas!

There's quite a sausage selection.

There is, there's quite
a few bratwurst.

Green, definitely tickling my fancy.

I'm sure he is, even from there.

Oh, my goodness. That would make
your eyes water, wouldn't it?

That's going to take your eye out.

I mean, what's the biggest
that you've had?

A good, solid nine inches -
and girthy.

I don't tend to do anything
smaller than an iPhone -

otherwise it's a
friendzone situation.

So, Green you could
absolutely handle?

Yes, yeah. Good.

I'm feeling this gentleman here
with the lovely tattoos.

Orange.

Now he's got lovely, sturdy thighs.

What about his willy?

I think it's very
aesthetically pleasing.

OK, where next?

I think Yellow.

A very tanned ballsack.

But I might need to know
the shower or a grower

from this lovely gentleman.

Are you are grower?

Definitely a grower.

A nice, sturdy thighs - so, yeah.

So, you know,
what kind of a lover are you?

Are you a good lover?

Well, I used to think so, but my ex
said I had all the sexual allure

of a McDonald's drive-through -

you just leave
strangely unsatisfied.

What a charmer! I know!

Thank you, darling. Exactly.

OK, any other burgers you want
to have a look at here?

Well, I'm liking this Big Mac
in front of me here in red.

With Red?

He has a very good-looking penis,

so he's certainly ticking
my box on that one.

I'm loving the scab on the knee.

Is that a carpet burn?

Is it carpet burn?

Ohh! Ohh!

We've got a player.

OK, moving on.

Pink, not a pube in sight.

I know, he's very well manscaped.

It's a good size, isn't it?
It is a good size. Gorgeous.

Oh, we've not looked at Blue.
No, we haven't. Hello, Blue.

He's looked after himself.

He's obviously trimmed his pubes,
but a bit more hair.

Nicely manscaped.
Yeah, that's fine, that's all good.

So, Nicky, I mean, you've seen
the first half of the bodies,

and there's a lot to take in.

There is a lot.
But one of them has to go.

SHE SIGHS

I think it might have to be Red.

Why Red?

I think it's because I don't want
to cause carpet burn number two.

Fair enough.

So Nicky, you are saying
"farewell, adieu" to Andy.

He is 41, and he's a project
manager from Portsmouth.

Come on down!

Oh, no, and he's gorgeous, as well.

He is absolutely gorgeous.
And he's got tattoos. I'm gutted.

It was the carpet burn.

Is that, like, a sex injury? Yes.

SHE GASPS

You and your carpet burns...
slide on out.

Oh, Nicky. Oh, man.

She was a stereotypical MILF.

I'm gutted that I didn't get
the chance to go on a date with her.

OK, five lovely men remaining.

Here we go. Let's go for it.

Can we reveal the middle part
of the bodies, please?

SHE GASPS

I really fancy going to
check out Orange.

So, that's pretty incredible,

the tattoo across the shoulder
and the arm. They are.

Pretty amazing -
and the pierced nipple.

Juicy, isn't it?

I don't know whether he could
just give me a little spin,

so I could see the ones
on the side and the back...

That's a devil's tail.
That is, isn't it? Cheeky.

If he's the devil, are you a saint?

No. Exactly.
SHE LAUGHS

That's what I was just about to say.
I wouldn't be on here, would I?

No chance.

Where else?

Let's have a look at Pink.

He is like super, super toned.

That V-bit is so sexy.

Look at that.

Does that look like a, sort of,
45 to 50-year-old bod?

I'm thinking a bit younger.

I have had a couple of encounters
with younger men.

Well, it's very nice.

I mean, they had, like,
abs you could grate cheese on,

but as I'm looking for
husband number three,

I think perhaps someone
more my own age.

Oh, Pink's in the right age bracket,
then. Absolutely.

So, as a single girl, do you
get to, sort of, go on holiday

with your girlfriends a lot,
and just, sort of, go and party?

Well, I had the most ace
holiday last year

with my best friend in Ibiza.

Hot pants, glow sticks out.

Nicola isn't alone in hitting
Ibiza later in life.

One travel company reported
a 38% rise in older travellers

heading to the island.

But be careful before getting
amorous, as it's not just

super clubs that Ibiza's home to.

It's also where the first UK
cases of super-gonorrhoea -

a drug-resistant strain of the STI -
came from.

My dream man would be someone
that you could party with

and have fun, and then,
just Netflix-and-chill with.

Are you listening, boys?
Nicky likes to rave.

So, imagine that this is Ibiza -

grab your glow-sticks,
bust out those moves.

♪ Y'all ready for this... ♪

Here we go! Whoop, whoop!

Ooh!

It's coming your way.

Come on, boys!

Come on, Blue! Blue's got the moves.

Oh, Blue has got the moves!
I'm loving the Running Man, Orange.

And Green, as well.

Incredible. Yellow's doing well.

Love that, Pink. Loving it.

Well, who had the moves
that drew your eye?

It's got to be Blue.

He was just swinging that
glow stick.

I'm also really
liking the chest hair.

I think it's very manly.

Yellow. He was busting out
a few moves. I think so, yeah.

He looks great and, like, strong.

I love a guy who can,
like, pick me up.

Liking this, Nicky, OK.

It's decision time.

They are all good, aren't they?

Erm...

I think Yellow.

Yellow? Why?

Because I always wear heels.

He looks like he might be
a titch shorter than me.

A little bit too small? Yes.

So Nicky, you are saying goodbye
to the lovely David.

He is 42, he's a taxi driver
from Whitley Bay.

Come on down. Hello, David.

Are you a bit disappointed?
A little bit.

I thought I'd get
a bit further than this.

Unfortunately, it ain't
going to be a date.

Take yourself and that very tight
ballsack through those arches.

I think Nicky goes for, like,
a bit more well-endowed men.

But it just was a bit cold in there,
that's why.

Nicola bares all
before choosing who to date.

It's so tough.

And a brand-new singleton
gets to pick a partner

based on naked attraction.

It's a tricky decision.

Earlier, digital designer Nicola
whittled six men down to four,

based on naked attraction alone.

She can only choose one man to
go on that date,

so who will she lose next?

Oh, my goodness.

Wowsers.

Now before we carry on,
just remind us, why are you here?

Well, you know, as Northampton's
number one MILF,

I'm living life to the full

and looking for husband number
three on Naked Attraction.

Exactly. So we've got
four boys remaining.

Can we reveal the boys'
faces, please?

Oh.

I'm feeling Ibiza raver, blue.

He's got a very handsome face
and I really like the hair.

Is it all right to have a spin

just to have a look at those
flowing locks? Wow.

Shake it. You're definitely
not 45 are you, blue?

No. No, I think I'd have to get
my cougar on there, wouldn't I?

It was the Canadians who first
coined the name cougar

to mean an older woman
seeking a younger man.

And a recent study found 40% of
young men would prefer to date

a cougar as she's more likely to be
experienced and body confident.

Demi Moore was once crowned
Most Coveted Cougar of All Time

by a dating website.

But, if like Madonna and
Joan Collins, you're a woman

over 60, you reach the higher
echelons of being a sabretooth.

Who else do you want to go to?

Oh, I'm feeling pink.

You're feeling pink.
I'm feeling pink.

Pink has certainly been giving
you the eye, Nicky.

He has got the most gorgeous smile

and I have teeth like Austin Powers
crossed with Nanny McPhee so...

Anyone has got a beautiful smile
is like. Is a plus?

Is absolutely.

Shall we go to green?

I love a beard.

I find it very masculine. Do you?
Yes.

So you could see yourself rolling
around on a mattress with this one.

Yes.

Well, look let's talk
about your sex drive.

Cos you're in your mid-40s now,

and as we all know,
ladies go through "the change".

I actually went through
premature menopause.

Oh, did you?

Which was in my late '30s.

That's so early.

So, on the plus side, no-one's
going to get me pregnant.

Bingo. And I'm kind of
HRT'd up to the max.

Oh, are you?

And raring to go, Anna.

Are you nice and juicy and moist?
Yeah, no saggy, baggy fannies here.

Bring on the dicks.

I couldn't have said it
better myself.

Let's go and have a look at orange.

Now that's quite
a piercing going on. Very sexy.

This is not a boy that's
in his '40s or '50s.

'30s? Is that a yes or now?

Lower?

No.

So, Nicky, decision time.

You've got to lose
one of these fellas.

Who's it going to be?

This is really tough.

I think it's going to have to
be orange, unfortunately.

So you're losing orange.

I know. Because?

Maybe just a smidge too young.

So Nicky, you are
saying fair well to Daniel.

He is 27.

He's a ceiling fixer from Newcastle,
the Toon, come down, Daniel.

What am I doing?
I could have had a toy boy.

Have you had a MILF before, Daniel?

No, it would have been my first.

Are you a little bit disappointed?

Quite a lot, but...

Daniel, I'm so sorry, it is
not going to be a date for you.

Farewell.

He looks like a naughty little
devil, doesn't he?

Nicky, unfortunately it's
not a date.

You've missed out on my massive
sausage roll.

Now in this round, you get to
hear the boys speak.

So we heard earlier on that
Nicola's performance in the bedroom

was akin to a takeaway.

If you were to describe
your lovemaking as a fast food

takeaway, what would it be and why?

I think let's try pink.

He looks a tasty takeaway treat.

Fried chicken because
it's "finger lickin' good".

Oh.

Do you like "finger lickin' good"
sex?

What lady doesn't, hey?

And what did you think of his voice?

Yeah, very cheeky.

Who else do you want to go to?
Green.

I'm going to say a Vindaloo.

Hot and spicy.

Oh. What did you think of the voice?

Nice. That leaves blue.

What's your lovemaking like?

A chicken tikka cos
everybody loves it.

Do you like the sound of
blue's voice?

I do, it's a very nice voice.

I really thought one of them
would say Burger King. Why?

Because they've got Whoppers.

OK, so you've seen the boys,
you've heard the boys.

You're going to have to lose
one of the boys.

Um...

Blue, chicken tikka.

Blue?

I think he's absolutely gorgeous

but I think there's going to be
a lot of hair going on, isn't there.

Oh, I see, yeah, OK. Yeah.

So Nicky, you are
going to kick yourself.

Because you're saying goodbye to
Ian, he's a 32-year-old wrestler.

No. From Manchester, Ian,
come down and say hello.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm so sorry.

Could you wrestle a MILF?

Oh, yeah, pick you up, put you down.

A body slam. Oh, my goodness.

Take yourself through the arch.

Nicky, you're missing out.

You could have been getting a power
bomb tonight,

or an Arabian facebuster
but you made your choice.

You've seen them in all their glory.

Yes.

Now it's their turn, OK,

because next time, you come back out
here it's with your kit off.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, be kind.

Get yourself through there.

Based on Naked Attraction, Nicola
has whittled six guys down to two.

45-year-old handyman Ian and
53-year-old telecoms engineer Joe.

But she can only choose one guy to
go on that date to find out

if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

So Ian, Joe, you are the
final two. Happy to be here?

Very happy. Yeah.

Do you both fancy Nicky?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah? Do you want to see the goods?
Oh, yeah.

OK, come on out
in all of your glory.

Well, hello, madam.

Hi, look at you.

Incredible bosoms.

You look amazing, Nicky.
Thank you.

So, Ian, take a look at Nicky,
what are you liking?

Everything.

I could she why she
was voted Miss MILF 45-50.

I really can. Totally.

Joe, how are you feeling?

I love her smile.

I love her boobs
and I love her vagina.

Thank you.

OK, you've got two
amazing fellas here.

You are now picking the boy you
want to go on a date with.

You've got Ian

and you've got Joe.

I think it's going
to have to be Joe.

You're going with Joe.
Congratulations. I'm going with Joe.

I mean it may have been
the battle of the schlongs

but I think it was the cheeky
smile that got it for me.

So, Ian, that close

but listen you take your
massive schlong out of here.

Thank you.

Nicky, you might not have picked
me tonight,

but you've given this 45-year-old
man the whole world of confidence.

Yeah, I'm back.

So congratulations,
congratulations, Joe.

Are you pleased?

I'm over the moon.

Oh, that's lovely.
Looking forward to the date.

Me too. I cannot wait.

Talking of dates, next time you
see each other it's going to be

with your clothes back on.

Have the best of nights.

See you guys later.

Bye.

She's got a lovely smile,
she's pretty,

she's got a very super sexy body.

Yeah, she's just a beautiful lady.

I came here today looking
for a gorgeous man with a big

personality, a great smile
and a big appendage

and Joe certainly ticked
all of those boxes for me.

Our couple wanted to have a
proper romantic date

so we made sure they tested
negative for Covid first.

Hey, good to see you.
How are you? I'm good.

Yeah.

He's a really nice
dresser so seeing him

with his clothes on,
I definitely wasn't disappointed.

I have to say,
thank you for picking me.

It was your smile.

You have got such a lovely face
and a gorgeous.

Was it? So have you. Oh, bless you.
And you're so sexy.

I thought she looked
stunning, really beautiful.

Seemed to have a mutual connection.

Let's feel your hands.
Oh, your hands are cold.

Maybe you'll have to warm
me up a bit.

Yes, as a post-menopausal
woman it is

so nice to have someone who
thinks I'm hot and sexy.

Looking for husband number three.

Well. Well, they do say
third time lucky.

Well, if it ends up being me,
I hope it'll be your last time.

Oh, that is lush.

Yeah, definitely.

Well, he seems quite term for a
long-term relationship,

which I'm really pleased about.

You know, my first proposal
was in six weeks of meeting.

So who knows, it could be a record.

It's been really great
getting to know Joe.

He seems like a super sweet guy.

I think we'll definitely
see each other again.

She could well be the one.

I'd certainly like to try that
take-out "finger lickin' chicken".

Hi. Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm good.

How did the date go?

I had a great time on the date.

We had a lot of fun, didn't we?

Yeah, we had a great time.

It's been a long time
since I've kissed such a lovely man.

It was better kissing afterwards.

And we have a spent a
night together.

And we also had dinner
and drinks as well.

What happened after the date?

After the first couple of weeks,
I think Nicola had a change of mind.

It seemed to be like
a complete turnaround.

And I didn't really understand why.

As much as I wanted to feel those
feel about Joe, something

wasn't quite gelling for me
and that's not a reflection on Joe.

How does that make you feel, Joe?

Well, it doesn't make me
feel any better cos obviously

we've come to an end, but I guess
I'll have to live with it.

It was such a great
experience, wasn't it?

I won't do it again.

THEY LAUGH

Welcome back to Naked Attraction -

the show that's got more pussies and
puppies on display than a pet shop.

Now, inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be
picked to go on a date...

..but who's choosing this time?

I'm Mark, I'm 35,

and I'm from Derbyshire.

Ten years ago, I had a wife,
an apartment, a career.

Then it all came crashing down.

My marriage ended,

and I needed to get away.

So, I spent 18 months travelling
around the world.

Going travelling was a way
to push myself.

I went to Thailand and
I did training,

Muay Thai kick boxing.

I think it did actually help
a lot with my confidence.

When I was 17,
I got Crohn's disease.

I had to have surgery and have
a colostomy bag fitted.

Getting naked scares the hell
out of me,

particularly on a first date.

If thing's are going well,
it can be a bit of a mood killer,

getting naked for the first time.

Now I'm looking to find a woman
who's adventurous as me,

who'll love how I look
so I can conquer my fear.

So, Mark, welcome to
Naked Attraction.

Got to ask you, why are you single?

I think moving around quite a lot
whilst travelling means

that it's difficult to get
to know anyone that well.

OK, so Mark, we know that you
have Crohn's disease.

What exactly is it?

My own white blood cells
were attacking my insides.

Ten years ago, I had surgery
to remove the disease. Yeah.

And I was left with this
colostomy bag on my tummy.

I was finding it difficult
to get naked with new people.

OK. So, I thought I would smash
that fear and come and get naked

on national TV.

Smash that fear, we will. OK.

In front of you,
you have got six coloured pods.

Each of which contains a gorgeous
young woman - completely naked -

and they each have an attribute
that you have said you find

physical attractive.

We're going to reveal them
to you bit by bit.

All you have to do is whittle
them down from six to one

using naked attraction alone.

It's a tough job.

Let's reveal the bottom
half of the bodies.

Wow.

Nervous giggles. Yeah.

That's a lot of fu-fus.

Take it all in, Mark,
take it all in.

Let's get stuck in.
Come on, then!

Let's go and say hello to Blue.

What has caught your eye about Blue?

The leg tattoo, it was beckoning me.

Nothing else?
HE LAUGHS

What is it that you like about?

there's a little piercing there,
as well, right? Exactly.

So, you spotted that from 20 yards.
I've never seen one.

It'll be different, right?

I imagine it must be amazing
for the girl. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's go to Orange. OK.

Very neat vagina.

Could be painted on.

SHE LAUGHS

I love that. So, you've got,
like, a vaginal transfer? Yeah.

OK, so what do you like
to do with a muff?

I like to do a few different things,
you know. Really?

To start with a little long,
slow surprise.

SHE LAUGHS
What's a long, slow surprise?

You know, you like start at
the bottom with, like,

a long, slow lick. So, up the labia.

Yeah, that's like the
initial surprise.

Yeah, that's a double thumbs-up.
That's a double thumbs-up.

Let's go to the other side.
OK, over to Green.

Also a tattoo.
It's a sort flying horse.

Are you a bit of a rider, Green?

Yes!

How do you feel about her vulva?

Very neat and tidy,
nice to, erm, get stuck into.

Yeah, boom. Tick.

Where else shall we go? To Pink.

This lady has got some pubic hair.
Yeah.

Hm, and it looks as though that
pubic hair's a bit sculpted, Pink.

Is it an arrow? Yeah, it's an arrow.
Oh, it's an arrow!

In case you get lost
on the way down.

That implies she wants...

One of your special presents.
Indeed, yeah.

Let's go to Yellow.

Can I just see what that tattoo is?

"Lick the Lizard!"

THEY LAUGH

Would you go and lick that lizard,
Mark? I would.

OK, well there you go.
It works, Yellow. It works.

Let's go to Red.

Also very taken care of. Yes.

Bit more lips on show. Yeah.

Something to get stuck into.

All right, it's decision time.

Here are your six gorgeous ladies.

You have to lose one of them.

Which one are you going to go for?

It's a tricky decision.

I'm going to have to say Green.

Why Green, please?

I'm not sure about the tattoo,
and maybe a bit less of

a confident swag in the box.

So, Mark, you are about to
say goodbye to Roxy.

She's 40, she's a personal
trainer from Poole.

Come down, say hi.

Hi. Hi, gorgeous.

What a bod. Yeah.

She is a very fit woman.

Unfortunately, it's not going
to be a date. Not for me today.

Back to the gym for you, love.

All right, thanks very much.
Bye-bye.

He's an attractive guy.

It would have been nice to have
a little wrestle and work out,

and get sweaty together, really.

So, you've still got
five girls remaining.

Can we please see the
middle part of the bodies?

There's some breasts.

Let's start at Pink.

OK, so you're going straight
for the smaller boobs.

The small ones. I am.
They're really good nipples.

They are nice and pointy.

The thing is, as a lady... Mm-hm?

..that has been well-blessed
in that department,

I can give an unbelievable tit-wank.

So, I'm just thinking.

You don't always need
the big boobs to enjoy it.

You can still, sort of,
press it all in together.

HE LAUGHS

Let's go to Yellow.

There's a shiny thing
that catches my eye.

Never been with anyone with
a nipple piercing.

So, you like these boobs?

Yeah, I do, yeah.

So, look, talk to me a little bit
more about your sex life.

How's it changed since you've
had your surgery?

There are some things
that are maybe a bit more tricky.

If you pick someone up... Yeah.

..like, grabbing around the waist -
that might be a bit tricky.

You've got to be mindful... Yeah.

..of the fact that that there's
a medical bag there. Yeah.

Mark is one of up to 6,000 people
diagnosed with Crohn's disease

every year in the UK.

This incurable condition inflames
the wall of the digestive tract,

often causing severe pain
in the affected area,

as well as diarrhoea.

While medication can ease
the flare-ups, in some cases,

surgery is needed to remove
the affected part of the gut,

to be replaced with a colostomy bag
that collects the faeces.

Where next? Orange. Mm-hm.

Curvy, there's that perfect
sort of...

Oh, the hourglass. ..curve.
Yeah, the hourglass is exciting.

Is key? Yeah.

Let's have a look at Red.
Let's say hello to Red.

Nice and curvy. Keeps in shape.

Are those boobs kind of like
manageable for you?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Because you are fit yourself,
you are keen to find a girl

that you can sort of share
some of your interests with?

Yeah, it's difficult to find
a sparring partner.

So, ladies,
here is your chance to impress him

with your best martial art move.

♪ It's the eye of the tiger

♪ It's the thrill of the fight...

Keep going! Oh, Yellow's got it.

Look at the power.

♪ And the last known survivor... ♪

I appreciate the effort that
Red's putting in.

THEY LAUGH

Come on, Blue!

There you go.

Thank you very much, indeed, ladies.

Mark, you look shellshocked.

Yeah, that was mind-blowing.

So, it's time to lose
one of the girls.

I'm afraid...

..it's going to be...

..Orange.

Orange. Why?

Felt like she wasn't quite
getting so much into the kicking.

So, Mark, you are going to say
goodbye to Sian.

She's a beautician, she's 28,
and she is from Spalding.

Come and join us, Sian.

Wow. She looks amazing. She does.

How are you feeling, Sian?

A bit gutted, but, yeah.

I'm so sorry.

It's not going to be a date,
but thank you very much indeed.

Thank you very much. See you later.

Great-looking girl. Yeah.

Really don't have a type.

As long as they're taller than me,
that's it.

And I don't think he was.

Coming up - Mark bares all
before choosing who to date.

I am going to take...

Earlier, globetrotter Mark whittled
six potential dates down to four

based solely on naked attraction.

He can only choose one to take on
a date,

so who will he lose next?

Things start getting tricky.

So, Mark, just remind us,
why are you here?

When I was 17,
I got Crohn's disease.

I didn't want the colostomy bag to
hold me back.

I was finding it difficult
to get naked with new people.

I thought, what's scarier than...

What's scarier than Naked
Attraction, indeed? That's it.

All right, can we please see
the girls' faces?

Gorgeous girls.

Yeah. They are.

Let's go and look at pink.

Pink's very pretty, long hair.

And dark, mysterious eyes,

and long hair is very feminine.

Shall we go to blue?

Blonde hair, light eyes, very nice.

The lip piercing as well.

Oh, yeah, little one that's glinting
in the studio lights.

Hm.

So, Mark, are you romantic?

The most romantic thing
I've ever done

is propose.

I went back to the place
that we met, got down on one knee.

Oh, wow.

All the classic, textbook romance.

Men are actually more romantic
than we think.

In a recent study,
nearly half claim to have

fallen in love at first sight,

while only 28% of women made the
same claim.

But while men aren't shy when it
comes to dishing out

the champagne and chocolates,
they're also more likely to cheat,

with a third saying they'd indulged
in extra-marital relations.

Makes you wonder if all that romance

is making up
for a guilty conscience.

Where do you want to go next?

Red.

Very pretty also and...

Very natural-looking girl, I think.
Yeah, for sure, yeah.

You can have too much make-up so...

So, less is more, maybe, for you.

Yeah. Unless you go all out
for a big night out.

I think yellow would be up for
a big night out.

Yellow's totally up
for a big night out.

What do you reckon?

I can tell there's much lighter
eyes...

..and a tongue piercing.

Wow, that was quite a...

Wow, that's a come-on.

..a move there, yeah.

All right, it's decision time.

Things start getting tricky.

I think...

..I'm going to have to choose...

Yellow.

Why yellow?

I'm a bit of a shy guy.

I think yellow might be
a lot to handle.

Well, Mark, you are saying goodbye
to Helen.

She's 36, she's a catering assistant
and she's from Sheffield.

Hello. Well, you look
absolutely incredible.

And clearly you're a bit of
a party girl.

Yeah, single life is just going out
at the moment,

but obviously I've not met the right
one today, so...

Thank you very much indeed, Helen,
thank you. Thank you.

Take your lizard out of here.

At the end of the day, I'm sure
there's a man out there what

would happily lick my lizard.

Now, this is the voice round.

Yeah.

Do you like an accent, have you got
a specific voice that you like?

I do. Yeah.
There's a lot of very sexy accents.

IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: Scottish,
it's very good. What was that?

IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: Scottish.

You've literally just offended
an entire nation!

The entire nation, yeah.

So, girls,

Mark, as you know,
is a very, very keen traveller.

So, which travel destination
best describes you and why?

Who do you want to go for first?

Blue.

OK, I'm into space because I'm a bit
of a pocket rocket.

I wasn't expecting THAT voice.

If you have a rocket, let's jump in.

Wow! OK.

Red.

Well, it would have to be Bangkok
because it's really busy

and I like the rush.

Northern.

For sure.
Yeah. I like the answer.

Good strong, confident voice.

Very good.

Pink.

I would say I'm from Iceland
because I'm always cold,

but you can warm me up.

Chilly.

Chilly and mysterious.

It was quite a posh accent.

Do you like a little bit of posh?

I do. I'm like a secret posh person.

I like gravy with my sushi.

Oh, OK, I've got it, I love that.

This is a tough decision.

You have to lose one of them.

Hm.

I am...

..going to choose red, I'm afraid.

OK, why?

It was a lovely voice,
but...I've been up north.

The very fact that you're northern

and Mark has been up north,

it's over for you.

So, you are saying goodbye
to the lovely Robyn.

She's 37, she's a project support
officer

from Scotland.

Hi.

How does it feel to know that you've
been rejected simply because

Mark's been up north?

I've a mix of accents,
confuses everyone.

But it's back up the M62 for you.

Thank you.

Farewell.

Mark throws me off
because I'm northern.

But there's a lot to me, I'm like an
onion, peel the layers off.

OK, you are left with two
beautiful girls.

Yeah.

The next time they see YOU is with
your kit off.

I'm ready.

See you later.

Based on naked attraction,

globetrotter Mark has whittled six
potential dates down to two.

35-year-old chef Emma,
and 36-year-old supervisor Kirsty.

But only one can go on a date
to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

So Emma, Kirsty,
hello, congratulations.

You're down to the final two.

Up until this point,
you've seen Mark with his kit on.

All of that is about to change.

Out you come, Mark, let's see what
you've got.

You look amazing. Thank you, yeah.
I've been working out.

Now, look, can I introduce you
to your two ladies?

You've got Emma, you've got Kirsty.

Hi. Hi.

Let's get it out the way.

There's your bag. This is it.

Kirsty?
Yeah, it's invisible to me.

I've dated someone with one before,
so it makes no odds.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Emma?

Yeah, doesn't bother me at all.
It's absolutely fine.

What about the rest of your body?
Kirsty?

Yeah, I think you're gorgeous, man.
Amazing bod.

Yeah, can we get a twirl, though?

Want a twirl? Yeah, definitely.

And, Emma, how do you feel
about Mark's body?

Yeah, there's not much to
not like, really, is it?

I mean, very good-looking,
nice body.

Good package.

OK, well, listen, Mark,
two gorgeous girls.

Yeah.

You have Emma, you have Kirsty.

Only one of them
you can take on a date.

I am going to take...

..Emma.

Emma.

I thought Emma, I liked your accent.

I thought you sounded very lovely,
which is what I'm looking for.

Oh, Kirsty.
It's all right. It's all right.

I love Emma, so, I'm happy for you,
yeah. Sorry, Kirsty.

See you later, Kirsty. Bye.

He's a lovely bloke, gorgeous body,
but he's a bit too short for me.

I like to be
thrown around in the bedroom.

So, look, here you are without your
kit on.

Next time you see each other,
it's going to be with your clothes

back on.

Goodnight, have fun.

I'm just shocked that he chose me.
He's very good-looking,

and obviously he's got a
good-looking body as well

so, he's sort of got
the whole package.

The thing I was most attracted to
about Emma was her very pretty face

and she had nice small boobs.

I'm hoping that if the date goes
well, we can take things further.

Hiya. Hi there. How's it going?

Yeah, I'm good, thanks.

Bit nervous. Me too.

When Emma walked in,
she looked really lovely.

She's very pretty, yeah.

I got the impression
that you liked me.

Yeah, definitely.

The thing come up and I was like,

"Oh, my God, you're actually
good-looking,"

and then you came out naked
and I was just, like, blown away.

I do fancy him, he would be what I
would choose.

He's quite charming, so, we'll just
see how that plays out.

You're very beautiful.

Thank you.

Emma seems really lovely.

A bit shy, but she's starting to
open up.

What do you do?

I'm currently a chef.

What's your, like, signature dish?

Bolognese.

Italian.

I like to be catered for, so it was
very appealing that she's a chef.

Would be very interesting to taste
her Bolognese.

No innuendo intended.

How long have you been
travelling for?

I was doing it for about 18 months
to start with.

The whole thing was like a chance
to have more "me time".

Yeah. Because I was in a
relationship for a long time.

Oh, OK.

If someone's been in a long-term
relationship, that's better for me

cos I know they can be committed
to someone.

If I can find someone to go to
Iceland with, I will go there.

Is that what you're waiting for?
Travel buddies.

Yeah.

Mark could be boyfriend material.

I've never really seen someone
that's good-looking,

they've got a nice body and, well,
they've got everything I like

sort of thing in one person.

Cheers to travel buddies.

Cheers to that.

We've had a good laugh and I think
me and Emma will swap numbers

and stay in touch.

Hello, how's it going?

Yeah, good, thanks.

How did the date go for you guys?

I felt like you didn't give me much.

Wasn't giving much away,
see, I'm like that, though.

So, maybe I go a bit too, like,
polite and it wasn't so flirty.

Yeah.

I sort of bounce off the other
person, I think, really.

I think, as I was getting the nice
polite vibe, I was probably,

that's what I was bouncing back
so...

I wasn't bouncy enough.

So, after the date,
was there any communication?

Yeah, you messaged me like, "Oh, I
think we should just be friends."

Yeah, basically because Mark wants
to carry on travelling.

That's not in my plan, future for
many years,

so, there's no point dating.

It's still fun.

Like, get to know someone,
get a bit tipsy and...

Exactly.

Get your leg over.

Maybe.

I'm not really looking
for that sort of thing.

Would YOU like to test the power
of naked attraction?

If you're single and looking
for love, go to...

Subtitles by Red Bee Media