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- When it comes to finding
the perfect partner,

why beat around the bush?

We're stripping back the
filters and the clothes

as we have a more
instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based
solely on natural beauty...

- Oh, my God.

- [Anna] Help you find the one?

- Wow.

- Anything you can do
with a boob, I can do it.

- You can do it?
- I can do it, yeah.

- You've got a
face full of fanny.

We like to start where
a good date ends...

- Lovely.

- That is a lot of breasts.

- [Anna] Naked.

Tonight, a pipefitter, a
beauty therapist and a joiner

let it all hang out for
their potential soulmates.

- Oh oh, gosh.

- Kind of got a donkey cock.

- Hmm.

- And if their
nails aren't clean

then you know that's not clean.

You don't want an HB
pencil poking you.

- I'm going in.

Oh.

When we're entirely
unfiltered...

That is buried
treasure, isn't it?

What do we really
find attractive?

- Nice bit of girth
on that penis.

- You are very much
a lesbian virgin?

- Yes.

- Buy one, get one free.

- This is just too much.

- Let's find out by
dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction,

the dating show
that makes all of

our parents so proud.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up six
brave singletons,

standing completely in the buff.

Only one of them will be
picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

I'm Hope,

I'm a 25-year-old
model from Birmingham

and I absolutely love wrestling.

Woo!

I love the atmosphere
of every event.

I've been all over
the world to watch it

and it's just absolutely crazy.

I'm really into wrestlers but
they're no good at dating.

I want to find someone
that's a bit more like me.

I always pick the wrong guys.

Well, it's definitely
not the wrestlers I want.

They are not good for me at all.

- They're surrounded
by a load of girls

who are just gonna
wanna know their name.

- Feed their ego, yeah.
- Exactly.

- I absolutely love
anything to do with

computers and gadgets.

I love fixing little
gadgets and playing my Xbox,

and I'm secretly a nerd.

I need someone who's ready to
be able to enjoy my company

in my house, in my pajamas,
with my hair in a bun.

There's got to be
someone out there for me.

- Hope, hello, welcome!

- Hello.

- So, you are a model?

- [Hope] I am.

- Why on earth are you single?

- Because I like wrestling

and the wrestling crowd
are not the ones for me.

I need someone who's a
bit more down-to-earth.

- [Anna] What kind of
wrestling are you into?

- Pro wrestling, so
WWE kind of things.

- So what's the fascination?

- Just, it's like watching
Emmerdale but with gymnastics.

It's ridiculous.

- Well, are you ready
to play the game?

- I haven't seen a man's
penis in a long time

so I'm excited to look at them.

- Well, we can end
the penis drought.

- Please.
- Here we go.

In front of you, you will
see six colored pods.

Inside each of them is
a really hunky chap,

totally naked,
just for you, Hope.

- Just for me.

- And they each have an
attribute that you have said

you find physically attractive.

All you need to do
is whittle them down

from six to one using
naked attraction alone.

- I'm ready.

- Let's see some cock.

[funky upbeat music]

- Oh, wow.

That is a lot of
penis in one room.

Woo.

- [Anna] What are you
thinking right now, Hope?

- I'm really looking
towards Yellow.

He's got quite a strong stance.

He's got all right thighs,
they're quite nice.

I like big thighs.

That's quite a nice
penis, to be fair.

- [Anna] Where else
would you like to go?

- [Hope] Orange.

Ooh.

- [Anna] Take it in.

- Thighs, penis,
everything looks nice.

I'm going to have
a look at Green.

He looks tall.

- [Anna] Yeah,
he's a tall fella.

- Well, he's got lots of
tattoos I can see those.

And he's got quite a bit
of pubic hair going on.

He's got slightly skinnier legs,

but they're still quite nice.

Have a look at Red.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Not a lot of
hair on the thighs

but they're big, they're nice.

- [Anna] Yes.

- It's a standard willy.

I mean, they're all
pretty nice willies.

- How adventurous
would you say you

are in the bedroom, Hope?

- I guess I'm
pretty adventurous,

there's not many
things I haven't tried.

Bit of rough stuff, butt plugs.

- On your partners?

Or is it on yourself?

- On me I like them on me.
- You use them on you?

- Yes.
- Do you?

Are you hearing this, boys?

Would you like a butt plug
to be used on you, fellas?

[laughing]

Butt plugs are sex toys designed

for insertion into the rectum.

In men, butt plugs can
stimulate the male G-spot

and, in women, they can create
pressure on the back wall

of the vagina,
intensifying orgasms.

And, for those enjoying
double penetration,

using butt plugs whilst
also having vaginal sex

can fulfill threesome fantasies

without the awkward
morning after moment.

So, Pink...

Pink's looking pretty
cocky, isn't he?

- He looks quite proud.

It's like he's standing...

There you go.

I got a turn.

- Now, where haven't we been?

- [Hope] Blue.

- Let's go and have
a look at Blue.

- He's got a lot less pubes.

He's got nice legs,
really nice legs.

- And he said he
would love a butt

plug later on, didn't you, Blue?

[laughing]

Okay.

All right.

So, Hope, it is time
to make a decision.

You're going to have to
lose one of the fellas.

- Oh, no, this is going
to be really hard.

I think...

Green.

He's nice but just
a little slender.

- This is James and
he's a 28 year old

flight operations
controller from Cambridge.

How are you?

- I'm very well, how are you?

- Hello.

- You look great.

- He is quite cute
now, I'm a bit upset.

- Is Hope your kind of girl?

- Absolutely, absolutely.

- [Hope] I'm sorry.

- James, I'm so sorry.

- That's all right.

- Off you go, my friend.
- Take care.

Feeling gutted to
go first but she

said I was quite cute it was

yeah, it was nice.

- [Anna] We've got
five boys remaining.

Now, in this round
you get to see

the middle part of the bodies.

- Okay.

[funky upbeat music]

Wow.

That is one tattooed man.

Hmm, I want to see Blue because
that's a lot of tattoos.

He's got nice arms.

- Cheeky.
- He's cheeky.

- You like that?
- I like cheeky.

- Okay.

- I really like Orange as well.

- [Anna] Come on, then.

- Oh oh, and he's oh, wow, okay.

You can't go wrong with
that, can you, really?

- It's a party trick.

- He's got a nice v-line, too!

Been out with, oh, hang on.

That's a very nice bum.

Oh, my God.

- Fellas, you are going to need
to up your game here, boys.

Spin round.
- Oh!

- Give us a wiggle.

Pink's giving it a
little bit of a twitch.

- He's twerking, I think.
- He is!

- Oh, my.

Oh, Red's got a really nice bum.

- Spin back round again.

Is Red too hairy for you?

- I don't like
really hairy chests.

- [Anna] Oh.

- Because it makes me
itch when I lie on them,

but I might sacrifice
that for the bum.

- [Anna] Okay, lovely.

Pink?

- [Hope] Well, he did twerk.

He's a bit too wild,
I think, for me.

- Ah, so, are you wild, Pink?

Yes.

- A little wild okay.

- So, speaking of wild, just
talk to me more about sex.

- Well, there's lots of
things I'd like to try.

Like, I'd really like to try
food. I really love custard.

- Custard?

- Yeah, I'd love to try it.

- Are you up for that, fellas?

A little bit of custard
being licked off you?

I happen to have some.

Okay.

- People who are into food

in the bedroom are
called sploshers.

- So I could become a splosher?

- Yeah.

Where shall we go?

- Orange.

- Oh.

Step forward, please, Orange.

Okay, so, do whatever
you want, my love.

Splosh away.

- Oh, I'm going to
cover you in that.

- Ooh.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- [Anna] You're a born splosher.

- Oh, I am born
to be a splosher.

There we go.

- Okay.
- Big lick.

- Mmm tongue feels nice
across the little abs.

[laughing]

- How does it feel, Orange?

Are you liking that?

- Oh, no.
- Oh, it's going up.

- [Hope] It is.

- I'm glad it's just his
thumb that's gone up.

[laughing]

Just let Auntie Anna just
clean you up a bit, sweetheart.

It's like doing a baby.

Okay who else do
you want to splosh?

- [Hope] Yellow.

- Step forward, please, Yellow.

- Oh.

- Deep intake of
breath there, Yellow.

Yellow, your balls
have definitely just
tightened up there.

She's going in.

Mm oh, he's got a
nice stomach, too.

- I feel responsible for you.

All done.

Okay, there you go.

Well done, Hope.

You've broken your
sploshing virginity.

So, Hope, it's now time
to lose one of the boys.

Who are you saying goodbye to?

- I think...

[dramatic music]

I'm going to have to lose Pink.

He's a little too wild for me.

- So, Hope, you are
saying goodbye to Daniel,

and he is a 32-year-old retail
manager from Birmingham.

- Hello, sorry.

- No worries.

- Oh, straight in!

Oh, hello.

- There you go.

- [Anna] Daniel, where did
you learn to twerk like that?

- It's self-taught, actually.

- The twerking was
just too much for Hope.

- What can you do?

- Thank you very much indeed.

- I appreciate it
thank you, guys.

- Take that perfect bottom off.

- It didn't twerk
out this time, Hope.

Incredible.

- I was really gutted about
missing out on the custard.

I love custard.

- [Anna] Coming
up, Hope bares all

before choosing who to date.

- Oh, this is really hard.

- [Anna] And a
brand-new singleton

gets to pick a partner
based on naked attraction.

- Ooh!

- Earlier, 25-year-old
model Hope whittled

six men down to four based
on naked attraction alone.

She can only choose
one man to take

on a date, who
will she lose next?

Hope, just remind us
again why you're here?

- I'm a really big
fan of wrestling

and the wrestling crowd are too

egotistical and
too over the top.

I want someone that's a
bit more down-to-earth.

- [Anna] Okay, well, you are
about to see the boys' faces,

but don't forget, this is
where they also get to see you.

[funky upbeat music]

- Oh!

Very surprised, but
pleasantly, yeah.

- Who would you like
to go and look at?

- I'm going to go
back to Orange.

It's a nice face,
strong jawline.

- So he's definitely giving
you a look, isn't he?

- He has got great ears.

When I go to sleep, I like
to rub the lobes of the ear.

- Sweet.

Orange, would you like
somebody just to rub your ears?

- [Hope] Oh, he'll let me. Ooh.

Oh, that's quite nice!
- Yeah?

Ear lobes are not just a place
to whisper sweet nothings,

they're also an erogenous zone.

Highly sensitive due to
numerous sensory receptors,

ears can be ignited by a
caress, a nibble, or a lick.

And if you're obsessed with
female lobes in particular,

you're said to have
Gynotikolobomassophilia

both a sexual fetish and a
triple word score in scrabble.

Who else's ears would
you like to scissor?

Blue has just given you a wink.

- He is, he's got little ears.

Ooh, they're soft!
- [Anna] Soft?

Okay do you think he's naughty?

- Yeah, course he is.

- Yeah, I mean, look at him.

- Yeah, a good naughty.

We'll go round, we'll go Yellow.

He's just given you a right up

and down look there.
- I know, I saw that!

It's okay, I'm
giving him the same.

- Okay, you two are
definitely flirting.

I'm going to stop it right here.

Let's move in to Red.

- Yeah, he's really handsome.

Hmm, he looks friendly, but like

a good, cheeky-friendly still.

They're all a bit cheeky,
really, all of them.

- They are all cheeky.

Okay, you need to make
a decision who you're

going to say goodbye to, Hope.

[dramatic music]

- This one's really
hard, actually.

I'm going to have to
say goodbye to Yellow.

- [Anna] Yellow?

- He looks too friendly.

Yeah, he's a bit of a good boy.

- This is Liam, and
he's a 28-year-old

pipe fitter from Rochester.

- Come on, hello.
- Hi.

- I'm so sorry.

- That's all right.

- Are you a good boy, Liam?

- My friends wouldn't say so.

[laughing]

- I'm sorry, it
isn't going to be

a date for you tonight, Liam.

- Can't be for everyone, can I?

- Off you go, my love.

- She covered me
in custard and then

she licked it off,
which was nice, yeah.

I thought she liked
me, clearly not.

- Okay, well, you've
seen what they look like.

In this round, you get to hear
what they sound like, Hope.

- Okay.
- Now, fellas,

Hope loves wrestling.

If you were going
to be a wrestler,

what would your wrestling
name be and why?

- We'll go to Red.

- I would call
myself Domination,

because I'd have you tapping
out before the count.

- That's quite cheeky.

He's, like, holding me down.

- [Anna] Would you like that?

- Yeah, that's nice.

- [Anna] What do you think
about the voice, though?

- Subtle and deep.

- Subtle and deep?

- [Hope] Blue.

- I'd be called

The Knacker-whacker cos...

[laughing]
It's what I do.

- I, do you know what,
I just missed that.

That was like the
speed of light.

Do your knacker-whacker.

Hope, I mean, is that sexy?

- You know what, it is now.

- Yep.

- [Anna] What do you
think of the voice?

- He sounded polite, the
action wasn't polite.

- Ooh, Orange, you've got
an awful lot to live up to.

- So, my wrestling name
would be Stormbreaker

and that's because when I
come, I come with the thunder.

[laughing]

- [Hope] That's brilliant.

- Okay, so it's time to
lose one of them, Hope.

And don't forget -
the two that remain

will get to see you
without your clothes on.

[dramatic music]
- Okay.

I think...

I'm still going to
be sad about this,

but I'm going to have
to say no to Blue.

That knacker-whacker just
frightened the life out of me.

- Please, welcome,
the amazing Tony,

who's a 41-year-old
joiner from Leeds.

[laughing]

- [Hope] I'm very
impressed still.

- Absolutely devastated.

Absolutely, you're
what I would go for.

- I sort of feel
like I just need

to see a knacker-whacker
just one more time?

Thank you very much indeed.

Goodbye.
- You're beautiful.

Absolutely devastated.

She was perfect argh!

- You have got two
lovely men remaining,

and the next time they see you

you are going to be completely

starkers, lady.
- I am.

- Off you go.

Based on naked attraction,
25-year-old model Hope

has whittled six
men down to two.

28-year-old workshop
manager Liam

and 24-year-old energy
consultant Jack,

but only one can go on a date to

find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

Liam, Jack, congratulations,

you've got down
to the final two.

I want you to size
up the competition.

What do you envy?

- He has got a good bum, he has.

I checked that out before.
- Oh, thank you.

[laughing]

- I like the beard as well.

- [Anna] What about Jack?

- I think that's quite obvious,

it's the length of the penis.

- Yeah, I mean, he's got
quite a chap there, hasn't he?

Last time you saw Hope,
she had her clothes on.

Looking forward to
seeing her naked?

- Yep.
- Certainly am.

- Come on then,
Hope, out you come.

First impressions,
please, of Hope. Jack?

Incredible.

- [Hope] Thank you.

- Tits are obviously
a good size,

your fanny is very neat,

nice, appealing vagina.

- Marriage material, definitely.

- Oh, really?

Ah, now that's quite sweet.
- That's sweet, isn't it?

- But what do you
think of her tits?

[laughing]

- Perfect, yeah absolutely.

- I think it's fair to
say that both these boys

in a second would
date you, Hope,

but you need to make a decision.

This time, you're deciding
who you want to take away.

[dramatic music]

Liam

or Jack?

Oh, this is really hard.

Erm...

I'm going to go with Liam.

- [Anna] What clinched
it in the end?

- The face, his is just cute.

- [Anna] So, the face
won out in the end?

- Yeah.

- Okay, so it was
face over cock?

So, Jack, it isn't going
to be a date with Hope.

- Come on, bring it in.

- Thank you, Jack.
- Goodbye.

I was packing and Liam wasn't,

so maybe that's why
she didn't pick me.

She probably thought
she couldn't handle it.

[chuckling]

- How you both feeling?

- I'm ecstatic, to be honest.

- Are you?
- Yeah, definitely.

- I'm excited.

It's going to be fun.

- Well, do you know what?

Next time you see each other,

you're going to have
your clothes back on.

- That's all right.

- To see whether
you actually get on.

- Thank you very much.
- See you later.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

- I really fancy Hope.

I thought her body
was incredible.

I'm really looking forward to
getting to know her, actually.

- Ahead of the date,
I'm quite excited.

There was quite a selection
of different guys,

but I have definitely
picked the best one.

♪ Crawling under my skin

♪ Always drawing me in

♪ I won't stop
remembering it all ♪

- Hello.
- Hello.

- You look amazing.

- Thank you so do you.

He's cute and smiley, and
I think he might like me.

- So, now you've seen me naked,

what do you think of me
with my attire tonight?

- I like it.
- Ah, thank you.

- I saw the denim
jacket and was like,

nice, my kind of style.

I was like, oh, I don't
know what to wear at first,

then I was like, well,
if I go for a dress,

I can't really go wrong.

- I think you'd look stunning
in absolutely anything,

Or nothing!

- Or nothing.
- Clearly, yeah.

- Clearly.
[laughing]

I should have come in a bin bag.

I would have been like, hello.

- I would have been, yes.

- I always go for,
like, a bad boy

and he's quite polite and cute.

There's a spark.

I have a butt plug collection.

- I raised an eye
brow, I must admit.

I didn't quite expect it, but,

I don't know, it's
quite intriguing.

Oh, there's a
collection, is there?

- Yeah, there's multiple ones.

- Tell me more what, what...

- They come in packs of
three and they go from,

like, this, to this, to this.

- Okay.

Is it different girths
or is it lengths or...

- Both!

And mine have got little
shiny crystals at the end.

So they look pretty.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah!

- Best date I've ever been on.

Well, I would be gutted
if I didn't kiss you.

- Probably a good idea.

- She's stunning, she's
intelligent, she's funny,

what more could a man want?

- He's actually really sweet,

and I'm really happy, actually,

and I really think
he's kind of cute.

That was quite nice.

- Yeah.

Well, hello.

- Hello.

- Good to see you again.
- And you.

- Come here.

- [Female] How did the date go?

- I think the date went well.

It was fun, we chatted.

We had a laugh, didn't we?

- Mmm, it was good.

- We had a little
kiss, didn't we?

- That was nice.

- It was nice?

It was a nice kiss,
apparently, yeah.

- [Female] What's
happened since the date?

Have you kept in touch?

- You never answer
your texts, ever.

You're like a mystery man,

I thought you'd died
for like one week.

- Oh, I think we're a
match made in heaven, then,

cos you don't seem to ever
answer your texts either.

- Cos I am busy!

- And I'm just
twiddling my thumbs

on my sofa at home, aren't I?

[laughing]

- [Female] Will there
be a date number two?

- I hope so.

Will there?

- If you answer your
phone, then, yes.

- We could go from here and
have a second date, couldn't we?

[laughing]

- Yes, I guess.

- Yes!

- Sweet.

[upbeat music]

- Welcome back to
Naked Attraction,

the dating show for singletons

who are sick and tired
of fannying about.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked person.

Only one of them will be
picked to go on a date,

but who's picking this time?

- I'm Kurt, I'm 28, I'm
studying to be a vet.

I absolutely adore animals.

They are the most fun thing
that you can ever work with.

Ooh.

I think I've always felt a
bit of a kinship with animals.

I love them, they love me,

and there's a kind of
understanding there.

Typical sheep, both of you.

Any time I fancy someone, I
put too much pressure on myself

and then I have
absolutely no idea

what to say, and
I just sneak out.

It's not really
conducive to pulling.

I love mathematics.

I love chess, and my
dream woman would be

someone who's just
as into them as me.

- Checkmate.

- Naked Attraction, I need
your help because I find it

easier to talk to
animals than I do women.

- So, Kurt, welcome to the show.

How are you feeling?

- Bit nervous, obviously.

New experience.

- You are a handsome
vet in training.

Why are you single?

- [Kurt] Studying takes
up a lot of my time.

- What about girls
on your course?

You must be sort of
training with women?

- When I start
conversations with them,

I just kind of lose confidence,

I kind of trip
over my own words.

- So, you're sort
of communicating
better with animals--

- Yeah, yeah
- Than with the girls?

- Yeah, oh,
definitely, definitely.

I would really like
a confident girl.

Obviously, to come
on a show like

this, she must be
quite confident.

- Takes nuts.

Hopefully, we can find
your lady this evening.

- Indeed.

- Here we go.

In front of you, you can
see six colored pods.

Inside each of them, we have put

a gorgeous totally naked lady.

Each of them has an
attribute that you've told us

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal
them to you bit by bit.

All you've got to
do is whittle them

down from six to one just
using naked attraction alone.

Can we reveal the bottom
half of the bodies, please?

[funky upbeat music]

- Ooh.

Wow.

That's something you
don't see every day.

- [Anna] Which vagina
is drawing your eye?

- Pink.

She's got really nice legs.

She's got really
nice neat vagina.

I don't mind a bit of labia.

Pubic hair I like, as long
as it's kind of maintained

and not kind of Amazon
rainforest territory.

- You know, you do deal with
a lot of animals every day,

so there's a lot of
hair and fur going on?

- Yeah, could remind me, yeah.

- It could remind you
that's traumatizing.

So, no hairy beasts.

- [Kurt] I do like
giving oral sex.

I've had good feedback.

- [Anna] Do you get them to
fill out a form at the end?

- Yeah, out of
ten kind of thing,

Yellow.

Got a few piercings.

- This particular one
is known as a Christina.

- A Christina?
- Yeah.

Piercing has been performed
for over 2,000 years,

so the Christina,
popping up in the '90s,

is one of the newer
ones to make its mark.

Named after the first
person to have one,

it can be found
on the mons pubis,

where the outer labia meet,

but don't get too excited,
as this piercing's purpose

is not for sexual
stimulation, more decoration,

and reportedly takes six
to nine months to heal.

Ooh!

- Blue.

I like the talon-like
nails, yeah.

- Do you?

There's a bit of an animal
theme going on here.

- Yeah, the scratching, biting,

you know, a little bit
of rough and tumble.

- Do you use, like, latex
gloves like vets do?

- The shoulder one!
[laughing]

Orange.

- [Anna] Is that a
labia you can handle?

- Yeah, oh, definitely.

As long as I just don't need
to go looking, then it's Okay.

Clitoris, vagina, anywhere
I can get my tongue, really.

Let's go

red.

Is that an arrow
shaved in there?

- Oh, yeah, it is.

I didn't even notice that.

Well spotted.

- [Kurt] But I suppose
I wouldn't get lost
there, would I?

- No, she's definitely
pointing the way for you, Kurt.

- Green.

Very lovely vagina.

She's got the
thigh gap going on.

- Right, which is
your kind of thing?

- [Kurt] Yeah, yeah.

- Okay.

It looks like she has definitely
shaved her legs today.

- Bald from the eyebrows down.

[laughing]

- So, this is the point
where you are gonna

have to say goodbye
to one of them.

- They're all so gorgeous.

Oh.

Orange.

She's absolutely beautiful.

It's just I feel like
the others have got

more striking features,
more character to them,

whereas she's gone
a bit more natural.

- [Anna] This is Zoe.

She is a 28-year-old support
worker from Wolverhampton.

And she's gorgeous
as well, Kurt.

- You all right?

- [Anna] Hi.

- Hi.

Hiya.

It's okay.

It's okay.

- [Anna] You're too natural.

- I've got kiss this
written on my bum.

- Oh!

- So sorry, it is not
going to be a date.

- Thank you.

- Goodbye.
- Bye bye.

- He didn't like
me because I was

more natural than the others.

To me, natural's better.

- Shall we see the middle
part of the bodies, please?

[funky upbeat music]

- Wow.

Some nice boobs.

- Which boobs are
drawing your eye?

- Red.

In my past experiences,
the kind of girls

I've gone for tend to
have smaller boobs.

Symmetry is
definitely important.

It's an animal instinct thing.

You will be more attracted
to someone more symmetrical.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Let's go to pink.

- [Anna] Bigger boobs, Kurt.

- [Kurt] Yeah.

- What size would
you say they are?

- Oh, I don't know.

About an E?

- Ooh, an E.

Bang on.

- My first real
girlfriend was a double F.

- Welcome to my world.

Nothing wrong with a double F.

- Yellow.

She's got a lovely
figure, bigger boobs.

- [Anna] Can you handle them?

- I can handle them.

More tattoos than I've
generally been with before.

- [Anna] Okay.

- It's quite out there.

Shall we go for blue?

They're nice.

I do like the pierced nipples.

I like the angle of them.

Normally, you get straight
nipple piercings, don't you?

- Oh, I see, so the angle!

I thought you meant the
angle of the nipple.

So, the angle of the piercing.
- No, no, the piercing.

- Yeah, I used to have
quite a few in the past.

- Did you?

Whereabouts?

- Three in my nose,
four in my eyebrows,

one in my lip, another
one in this ear,

and I used to have
my nipple done too.

- But nothing in your knob?

- No.

- So, if you were to look
at each of these girls,

would you be able to put
an animal to their body?

What would blue be?

- I think she'd be some
form of tropical bird,

based on the colors
of the fingernails.

- And the tan.

What about yellow?

- Definitely a extrovert,
like a peacock.

- A peacock?

- Yeah.

- [Anna] Red?

- I kind of want to say monkey,
because of the cheekiness.

- Okay.

Green?

- She's quite petite.

A dormouse, yeah.

- Yeah.

And pink, what would she be?

Enhanced.

- [Kurt] Mm.

- Maybe a camel?

Couple of big humps?

- A camel!

Well, yeah, yeah, I suppose.

- Okay, so, Kurt, you're gonna
have to lose one of them.

- It does get more difficult.

It's so hard.

Yellow.

It's a bit intimidating,
the actual flamboyance

and the amount of tattoos there.

- So, Kurt, you are
saying goodbye to Cat,

and she is a 34-year-old bar
supervisor from Weymouth.

Tell us a little bit more
about your Christina.

- Me and my friend
just thought one day,

we're gonna get it done.

- Just thought I'm going
to get my fanny done?

- [Cat] Yeah.

- It is not gonna
be a date with Kurt.

But thank you, my love.

- Thank you.

Bye.

I've had four children, so
to be told that I've got

a good figure and
everything is amazing.

- [Anna] Coming up,

Kurt bares all before
choosing who to date.

- Vet school's easier than this.

- [Anna] Earlier, 28-year-old
veterinary student Kurt

whittled six potential
dates down to four

based on naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one
woman to go on that date.

So who will he lose next?

- Oh, this is so difficult.

- So, Kurt, just
remind us again,

you know, why are you here?

- Because I'm a vet in training,

getting on the dating
scene is quite difficult.

Just the animals, not the girls.

- Okay, well let's
just see if we can

help you with that this evening.

In this round, you're gonna
get to see the girls' faces.

But don't forget, this is when
they get to see you as well.

And I mean, I know you're
quite a shy boy. Yeah.

Are you feeling the
pressure a little bit?

- Yeah.

The eyes are gonna be on me.

- They are.

Are you ready?

Let's see the girls'
faces, please.

[funky upbeat music]

- Hello!

Red.

She's got a really pretty face.

I like her lips as well.

The Cupid's bow.

- Oh, Okay.

So, you like that little
sort of bit in the middle,

the Cupid's bow?

So, she's definitely got
a more pronounced one.

- Yeah, a very cheeky,
cheeky wink there, hey?

Green.

Yeah.

Oh, she's got a beautiful face,

she's got really sparkling eyes.

- You've gone a bit shy, Kurt.

- Don't bring attention to it.

- [Anna] Sorry!

- She's got a nice
little petite nose.

- What's yours like?

Turn to the side.

Oh, so yours is actually
quite a good hooter

it's not too big.

- I've always had a thing with
a girl with a little upturn.

- Oh, the little bit...

- Like the pixie-ish
kind of features.

- I know what you mean.

So, let's, like Pinocchio.

So, let's just have a look.

Turn to the side.

- That's a good nose, isn't it?

- [Anna] Yeah, good nose.

Studies have shown that the
mathematically perfect nose

has a straight edge and a
106-degree nasal tip rotation.

According to cosmetic
surgeons, popular nose requests

include Scarlett
Johansson and Rihanna,

but the crown for
the most copied conk

belongs to the
Duchess of Cambridge.

Our Kate knows best.

- Shall we go pink?

She's got a lovely smile.

- [Anna] Great smile.

- Got beautiful eyes.

Blue.

Really like her eyes.

She's got really
nice sparkly eyes.

Yeah.

- And she's giving you
quite a direct stare.

- I know, yeah, that's good
eye contact, that, isn't it?

- [Anna] It is.

- Just all body language.

Yeah.

- So, Kurt, take a good look
at these gorgeous girls,

because you've got to say
goodbye to one of them.

- Oh, this is so difficult.

It's got to be pink.

I think maybe the
enhanced breasts.

- Ah.

Well, you like a
smaller boob, don't you?

- [Kurt] Yeah.

- Kurt, you're saying
farewell to Kerry,

who is a 34-year-old
full-time mum from Cardiff.

How are you?

- I'm fine.

Not all men like enhanced boobs.

- [Anna] But do you know
what, at the end of the day,

it's all about what you want.

- [Kerry] Exactly.

It's not going to be a date.

Take those puppies with you.
- Bye.

- He chose me to leave just
due to my beast enlargements,

but he paid me a few compliments

regarding my very neat vagina,

so, he gave me some compliments.

- This is the
round where you get

to hear what they sound like.

Voice important to you, Kurt?

- Well, very important.

- So, ladies, Kurt
is a great fan

of all creatures
great and small.

If you were an animal,

what would your mating
call be and why?

- Start at the left, green.

- It's actually a whistle.

[whistles]

- You can really get some
air through that gob.

- Quite a nice voice, yeah.

- Where are you from, green?

- Wirral, actually.

- The Wirral?

Oh, right, not far.

Let's go for red.

- Brr-animal!

I think I relate
to a feline in bed.

I like a lot of scratching,
biting, pouncing.

- Mm.

- Where are you from?

- Canada.

- So, she's a sort of
Canadian pussy cat.

- [Kurt] Blue.

- Rrrrr!

- Oh, wow.

- Why?

- Because it's
tiger-esque, it's powerful.

- So, you've got two cats
competing here, haven't you?

Where are you from, blue?

- I'm from west London.

- Okay.

You've seen what
the girls look like,

you've heard their mating call.

One of them has got to
go, and don't forget,

whoever is remaining is gonna
get to see you in the nude.

- I'm well aware.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Blue.

I think it's potentially
the boobs again.

- Boobs just a bit too big?

- Yeah.

- This is the lovely
Maxine, and she is

a 34-year-old beauty
therapist from London.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- How are you?

Nice to meet you.
- How are you?

- [Anna] Would you have gone for

a bit of an
examination by a vet?

- If needs be.

- I'm really, really sorry,

but it isn't going
to be a date, Maxine,

but thank you so much, my love.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Goodbye.

- Bye.

I feel really happy
with my boobs.

I love my boobs.

They're my preference, and
that's all that matters.

- You are left with these
two beautiful girls.

Now, the next time they see you,

it's gonna be with
your clothes off.

- Yeah.

- Off you go, lad.

Based on naked attraction,

28 year old veterinary
student Kurt

has whittled six
women down to two.

27 year old healthcare
assistant Danielle

and 20-year-old
mathematics student Mia,

but only one can go
on a date to find out

if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

So, girls, Danielle and Mia,
just size up the competition.

- My favorite thing
has gotta be the arrow.

I think that's amazing.

- Oh, yeah, on the pubes.

- Great, really quirky.

- Her figure, she's so slim.

I love it.

I love the bellybutton
piercing too.

It's really cute.

- Now, the last time
that you saw Kurt

he had his clothes on.

Are you ready to see
him completely naked?

- I'm so excited.
- Oh, yeah.

- Come on out, Kurt.

[upbeat music]

How are you?

- I'm all right.

Naked.

- [Anna] Yeah, you are naked.

- [Kurt] Yeah, I am naked, yeah.

- I can confirm you're naked.

So, let me introduce
you to Danielle and Mia.

Girls, what are you
making of Kurt's body?

- It looks great.

I love the tattoos.

- Oh, wow!

So, you've got a
massive octopus?

- [Kurt] Well, it had
to be animal related.

- [Anna] Yes, of course.

So, Mia, what do you feel
about the ninth tentacle?

- Penis size, yeah,
everything looks great.

- [Anna] You can manage?

- Oh, yeah, of course.

- Nice muscly legs, cheeky
bit of bum there as well.

I like that, and
perfect penis, yeah.

Now, this time you're
gonna have to pick

the girl you want to
go on a date with.

So, you have Danielle and Mia.

- Vet school is
easier than this.

I'm so attracted to both of you.

Mia.

- Mia!

Oh, Danielle.

What swung it in the
end for you, Kurt?

- Yeah, it comes down
to a really nice smile.

- Give her a hug.

Come on.
- Yeah, naked hug.

- Nice to meet you.

Have a lovely date.
- Cheers.

- Danielle, thank you, my love.

- You're welcome.

- See you later.
- See you.

- I'm gutted to have missed out.

When I saw him for the
first time fully clothed,

I thought, yeah,
good-looking guy,

and then when I saw him naked,

wow, what a beautiful penis.

- Mia and Kurt, you do
look great together.

Next time you two
see each other,

it's with your clothes
back on to see whether

there is the chemistry there.

See you later.

Good luck.

I'm so happy and so
excited that he picked me.

I fancy him a lot.

Ahead of the date
I'm feeling excited,

nervous, bit apprehensive.

Let's see what happens.

- How are you?

- I'm all right, how are you?

- I'm good.

So, what did you think
of me when I walked in

and had all my clothes on?

- There's no arrow.

There's no...

I don't know where I'm going.

[laughing]

I think it's going really well.

She's a very pretty girl.

I'm definitely really
attracted to her.

How come you've come over here?

- I'm just doing a year abroad.

Edinburgh had a
good math program,

and so I was like okay.

- Yeah.

Maths is cool, man.

- I want to be with
someone who takes

interest in my interests.

He's really funny, really sweet.

I really like him so far.

I'm very open-minded, in and
out of the bedroom, you know.

Nothing's really off
the table for me.

- You only get one
life, don't you?

- Exactly, right.

Might as well live
it to the fullest.

- I had to do that.

- Well, I'm glad you did.

- I'm speechless
again now, you see?

This is what happens.

- Yeah.

Yeah, me too.

You should take your shot.

- What?

Oh, right, yeah.

She's funny.

She's really attractive.

You have very nice lips.

- Thank you.

You're a good kisser.

- So, we've discussed
overnight plans

and we're both going
home and going to bed

at a reasonable hour.

[laughing]

- Definitely hoping to
spend the night together.

- [Female] Since the date,
have you been in contact?

- We actually arrived
here together today.

- Kurt checks all
my boxes, honestly.

Like, he's everything
that I look for in a guy,

and, yeah, we just
got along great.

It's just been so nice,
so wonderful, and...

- [Female] Will you be
seeing each other again?

- I would love to stay
in the UK if I could.

I'm gonna be traveling
for the next month

and then it's back to
Canada to finish my degree.

- I'm gutted because
obviously we've got

quite a good connection and
quite a good relationship.

- Yeah.

- There's some distance in there

but that could be worked at.

- I think we really
like each other

and maybe we'll
cross paths again.

- Yeah.

I think so.

[upbeat music]