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MAD FOR EACH OTHER

What? "A crazy jerk"?

If I'm crazy, what does that make you?

You crazy little… My gosh! You crazy… Seriously!

Crazy what?

Seriously! My gosh!

Never mind. Just forget it.

Fine. I get it now.

Fine. We don't need to talk about this anymore.

The offer is off the table. We're at war now.

You've rejected my generous offer,

and you're going to regret it for life.

You'd better withdraw all the money from your savings if you have any

and sell all the valuables you have at home. Why?

Because I'm going to be rich with the settlement money.

Habitual blackmailing.

Evidence One.

Let's go.

Apparently, that woman is famous.

She says stuff like someone's stalking her,

someone's spying on her,

the gas is leaking, there's a spy camera somewhere…

Well, I heard something happened to her the other day.

What on earth happened to her?

Was she dispatched to Afghanistan or something?

Crazy X in Unit 506 with the flower in her hair.

What the…

What?

Crazy bastard in Unit 507 with anger issues.

God damn it!

HATE THE TONE-DEAF SINGER NEXT DOOR

WILL MY SENSITIVE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR EVER MOVE OUT?

MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR IS BANGING AROUND AGAIN

I WILL MOVE OUT AND BE YOUR UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR!

YOU ARE BOTH MAD

SPEAK MONGOLIAN MASTER MONGOLIAN IN 30 DAYS

LESSON 3. EMERGENCY SITUATIONS

I cannot move.

"I cannot move."

I cannot move.

"I cannot move."

Help me.

"Help me."

Help me.

"Help me."

Call the police.

"Call the police."

Call the police.

"Call the police."

Help. Please, help me.

Help. Please, help me.

HELP! PLEASE, HELP ME!

EPISODE 3 HELP ME

The residents here hear the sound of eerie laughter every day,

which makes them anxious.

And the residents ended up calling the police.

The laughing sound that has been terrifying the entire neighborhood was

the neighbor living next door.

Someone calls out for help, breaking the peace one quiet afternoon.

Is there a fire?

But strangely enough, no one is responding to the call.

She says someone's spreading some toxic gas.

I can't live because of the smell!

The old lady beats the pot the entire day.

What has happened to her?

So the valve was closed.

The gas alarm didn't ring either.

What if there was a hole on the hose?

What if someone outside spread the gas?

What if I didn't know the alarm was broken and lit a lighter?

But you don't smoke, Min-kyung.

So why would you light a lighter?

I might want to start smoking.

And my pajamas often cause a lot of static.

If the static makes a spark when I'm asleep…

Fine.

Rather than relying on probabilities, why don't you trust yourself?

As far as I know, you care about safety more than anyone,

have a sensitive nose,

and always check your gas valve.

Am I wrong?

"I checked it's okay.

Even if something dangerous happens, I can cope with it well."

If you believe in yourself,

you won't have to be as anxious as you are now.

What is the memory that haunts you the most?

The memory that keeps you from trusting yourself.

Min-kyung.

The memories that haunt me the most

are the memories when I was happy.

He was always by my side.

I laughed a lot.

I was loved

and was happy.

I was sure of that then.

Those memories won't leave my head

and haunt me.

I can't

trust myself any more.

FEELS EMPTY AFTER BREAKUP FEELS EMPTY AND DEPRESSED

How do you feel about him now?

Do you still miss him?

I wish…

he would die.

I hope he struggles, begs, cries,

and fights for his life, then tries to escape, gets caught again,

and ends up dying in the most painful way possible.

NOTICE

A PERVERT IN A BLACK RAINCOAT HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

EXPOSING HIMSELF. PLEASE TAKE CARE AND CALL THE POLICE.

HONGJIK JUNGANG APARTMENT WOMEN'S ASSOCIATION

What the…

Who's doing that?

Gosh!

Who is it?

Hurry and open the door.

See? I told you he's home.

You could have just assumed I wasn't home, since I wasn't answering for so long.

Who are you?

Don't you know us?

We are from the Hongjik Jungang Apartment Women's Association.

I'm the president. And she is…

-I'm the vice president. And she is… -I'm the account manager.

We are the ones who decorated the flower garden in front of the apartment

and installed the air-conditioner in the security guards' office.

In short, we are the people

who deal with all the matters of this apartment building.

Right. I appreciate your hard work. So what's the matter?

I heard you're not working at the station.

Pardon?

Come on. I know everything. There's nothing to be surprised.

I want you to go out on patrol later in the evening with us,

the women's association neighborhood watch.

Well, I'm a bit under the weather today.

Come on, young man. Don't be such a crybaby.

That's because you don't exercise. So why don't you just…

Thank you, but I can take care of myself just fine.

Come on. Do some volunteer work while you're on hiatus.

Who knows? This might somehow benefit you later.

No, I'm good. Bye.

Come on.

You know your salary comes out of our taxes.

Are you really going to just sit back with arms crossed

when some pervert is stalking the neighborhood half-naked?

What if I am?

And I pay taxes too.

And we know that too.

Still, it would be nice to have someone like a cop with us

so that we look better.

And…

it's really scary patrolling at night with just us women.

It's so dangerous these days.

So why would you ladies go on patrol in the first place?

-Jeez. -Come on.

By the way, are you and your wife both working?

What? I'm single.

Don't spread such rumors.

Yeah? Didn't he say he was married when he moved in?

Isn't that the lady from Unit 506?

Wait.

You took home the dog from the recycling station with you, right?

Yes.

With so many cars, it seemed dangerous.

You've done it again.

Are you the owner?

No way.

I'm the president of the women's association here.

-And I'm the vice president. -I'm the account manager.

I see.

I guess you didn't know about the dog because you're new here.

That dog doesn't have an owner.

It's been living at the recycling station for months now.

The people felt bad for it, so they fed it

and made a house out of cardboard boxes.

We didn't take the dog to the shelter because we didn't want it euthanized.

That's how kind the people here are.

An apartment like this should be more expensive.

So are you going to keep the dog?

Well…

If you want to have a dog in this apartment,

-you need to report it. -To the administrative office.

Yes, there. I just wanted to tell you that.

Okay?

-Okay. -Good.

Right!

Make sure to come out later this evening, okay?

-I'll be waiting. -It's a promise.

Do the lights come on?

-Check if it works. -Look at the color.

It's working.

Oh, my.

-It's working. -Gosh.

-Are we all here? -Yes!

Hey, you're here!

Hurry and put the vest on. Come on. Put this on.

I think I should just go home.

-No. -Come on.

Don't be like that. Look. Can't you see their eyes sparkling?

We are all excited and nervous to have a wonderful detective with us.

The best violent crimes detective.

-Mr. Detective! -Mr. Detective!

-Mr. Detective! -Mr. Detective!

I'm not going to put that hat on though.

-Okay. No hat. -You don't have to wear the hat.

-You look great. -It fits you perfectly.

So what do you want me to do now?

Well, teach us what to do while we walk.

We will do just as you say.

-Yes! How nice! -That's great!

Why isn't the housing price rising?

-Is it that bad? -We still need to pay attention to it.

If you keep doing this, I'll talk to this detective here.

Please return home safely. Bye.

-Sir! -Oh, my.

Hey! Aren't you students? You can't be smoking here!

-One, two, three! Gosh! -Pick up the cigarettes.

-Hurry and go. Don't smoke again, okay? -But we can't just let them go like this.

What do we do then? Arrest them?

-Gosh, I'm so hungry. -It looks delicious.

What should I order?

Ms. Lee.

Hi! It's been such a long time.

I see that you were eating.

-Ji-eun. -Do you live around here?

-Yes. -Have you been doing all right?

Yes.

I came to have dinner with my friends after working out.

Well, then, enjoy your meal. I'll see you around.

What should we order?

Chungmu gimbap and…

How about we order sushi instead?

Ji-eun, I'm leaving now.

Okay.

Bye, Ms. Lee.

Who is she?

I know her from work.

She's the woman from work I told you about.

The one who dated a married man and got fired?

Yes.

She acted like she was all that, acting snobbish, but in the end,

she was being shady stuff in secret.

Women like her are the scariest.

-She's right. -You know what's the creepiest?

She even bragged that she was marrying soon.

She tried to wreck a home and marry the married man?

How creepy.

-It's okay. -I think this is harder than yoga.

That's true. But it feels so good.

But she doesn't seem to be doing good.

No wonder.

Why? What happened?

Well, that married man…

Ms. Lee.

Good morning.

-What would you recommend? -Well, their latte is good and…

-Really? -But their black coffee is the best.

Ms. Lee, you have a guest.

What?

You're a pretty girl.

And you work for a good company.

So why do you have to see a married man?

Did he say

that the building, the house, and the car are all his?

This is just hilarious.

If I make that punk penniless, will you take him?

You don't want that, right?

I'm not sure what you're talking about.

I heard you and Seon-ho

were divorced.

And you believed that?

Then I have nothing more to say.

If I was mistaken, splash that on my face and leave.

What's wrong? You can't do that, right?

Because you knew he was married but still decided to see him.

How dare you say with that innocent face of yours

that you thought we were divorced?

Do you know what kind of women married men cheat with?

Those from lowly families who can't do anything to speak up for themselves.

Know your place.

We need to talk.

Let go.

Why didn't you answer the phone?

I kept calling you.

What did she tell you?

I told you she's crazy.

Whatever it is she said,

you have to believe me.

Why?

Are you worried she might have said something? Is that why you came?

She said you were married.

She said your car, your house, and everything you own

didn't belong to you.

Is that what she said?

Do you believe that?

If you think about it, it was so obvious.

I've always wondered who would believe such lies, but it was me.

I pretended to be so smart and all.

It serves me right, doesn't it?

What are you saying?

Is that all?

Now that I'm poor, do you see me differently?

Is this who you really are?

That's right.

The fact that you're poor is much worse than you being married.

Do you have anything more to say?

I told you she's crazy. We're divorced.

Is that so?

Should I call and ask her?

Min-kyung.

Come on, what's wrong with you? I said we're divorced.

I don't even know her number.

Are you happy now?

I guess you already forgot

how deeply in love we used to be.

Damn it.

Learn how to drive, you idiot!

How dare you try to cut in with that lame car.

If you had hit my car, you would have had to sell more than just your organs,

you poor bastard!

What a bastard.

Hey.

When did you film that?

Could you please delete them?

Why did you laugh earlier?

You'd better fix that habit.

Looking down and mocking people.

Do you know how dirty that makes one feel?

Okay, I'm sorry. So please…

I said it wasn't true.

I told you it wasn't true, but why?

Why won't you listen to me?

Hey, do you think I'm a joke?

Tell me. Why aren't you saying anything?

Answer me! I said, answer me.

Go on like you did back there, you crazy bitch.

-I'm sorry. -Answer me.

I said, answer me.

-Answer. Hey. -I'm so sorry.

Are you ignoring me?

It's because you look down on me like that.

I'm sorry.

Damn it!

She's coming out now.

-Hello. -Hey.

He'll be joining us today.

He's my partner.

Hi.

Let's go now.

Come on.

So, she was on her way home

and that pervert showed up and did all that.

But he hasn't been caught yet. How scary is that?

So the neighborhood watch is walking her home safely.

I appreciate it.

You see, this man is a violent crimes detective.

He may be not in the best place right now,

but you don't need to worry anymore.

I mean, there's no reason to be scared of that punk.

Well…

Actually, this is why…

What?

Gosh, my eyes! What is this? Take a look at this.

Goodness.

What the…

What's this? Why haven't you deleted this yet?

Well, I took this photo because I was startled,

but now I'm scared he might show up again because of this.

What a weirdo.

Hey.

What? Really?

Where?

Okay!

They say they just caught the pervert.

-The pervert? -Let's go. They caught him.

-We need to hurry. Let's go now. -Where?

Where is he?

What's happening here?

A pervert? I didn't do anything.

You are the pervert who was walking around in the rain.

If you're innocent, why would you run away?

Because I knew this kind of thing would happen.

Is he the pervert?

No. Everything from his height to his face are totally different.

Different?

Are you sure?

But you said you saw his face then.

Well, I saw him from far away.

-Were you very far away? -Yes.

Then tell us.

Why were you here alone in the dark? You look suspicious.

-I live here. -What?

There's nothing wrong standing in front of my house.

You live here? But…

Wait, you…

Oh, my…

My goodness! Are you the guy from Unit 705 of Building 103?

Am I right?

-Oh, my. -My goodness.

-What's with the outfit? -Wait. My goodness.

Can I go now?

Okay. He's in the clear now,

let's let him go.

-But… -You can go now, sir.

-Goodness. -But…

But…

You can't just let him go like that.

She's right. Shouldn't we report him to the police?

Report?

Will you report him for wearing women's clothes?

He did nothing wrong.

Look at the news. There are criminals who dress up like that

and film women with spy cams in bathrooms

or do perverted things in women's colleges.

Gosh, this worries me.

Well, you said he was just standing here alone.

Well, in order to punish someone, you need to prove that the person

has legally damaged others' rights.

I mean, him wearing women's clothes and makeup

didn't really harm you, did it?

That's true, but…

That will drop the housing prices around here.

You can't report him to the police for that, though.

-That's ridiculous. -But he looks so suspicious.

Okay. Let's walk her home now. Let's do that first.

Okay, whatever. Let's go now. Come on.

Hurry! Come on!

-I should talk to him later. -Come on!

I know you're in there.

Open the door!

-Come on! -What the hell?

-Geez. -Open the door!

What? What's wrong?

The dog is gone!

I smelled some gas yesterday,

so I opened all the windows in the terrace for ventilation.

Maybe that's why the door was ajar.

Okay. Calm down and look for it carefully.

I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find it. Please help me.

Me? Why? Why would I?

I heard you were a cop.

Check the security footage nearby and see where the dog went,

take DNA samples,

and investigate ex-convicts around here who had abused animals before,

and ask around the people here…

Are you filming a TV show?

Do you think that's easy?

The dog will probably return home in the time we do all that.

And even if that works,

I can't do all that work by myself

just for that one damn dog?

And that dog always barks at me and bites me.

Why would I…

Wait.

The offer is now off the table. We're at war now.

You've rejected my generous offer,

and you're going to regret it for life.

What is it?

It was you!

What?

You did it! To get back at me!

You did!

I have all the evidence here to prove you blackmailed me.

Give me back my dog! Where did you take my dog?

A poor animal that can't speak isn't guilty of anything!

Why on earth are you doing this to me?

What is it that I have done so wrong? What is it?

What dog?

I was on patrol the whole day.

Here. Look.

See? It's evidence that you like so much.

Are you happy now? Do you see it?

Gosh!

You could have rather asked me a favor.

Then I would have helped you find it.

What do you take me for?

Please.

I beg you.

If you find me the dog,

I will go to a different clinic and do whatever you want.

I won't talk to you.

I will avoid any eye contact with you and avoid you on the streets.

So please. Okay? Please.

Please.

What a shame though.

I'm really tired today. I don't think I can do you this favor.

I refuse.

Bye.

The hood.

The rear-view mirror.

The door.

You needed to change them anyway, right?

What about it?

What?

What?

What about it?

Seriously, what about it? Why?

Subtitle translation by: Sun-young Baek

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