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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,170 - TONIGHT ON JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN... 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,500 WHAT HAS THIS MAYOR DONE TO TAKE ON 3 00:00:06,533 --> 00:00:08,673 HIS CITY'S GRAVE FINANCIAL CRISIS? 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,670 DOES EVERYTHING SCARE YOU? 5 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:13,130 WE'LL TALK TO SOMEONE WHO THINKS HE CAN HELP. 6 00:00:13,167 --> 00:00:15,367 PLUS A SPECIAL "SHAME ON ME" REPORT 7 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,970 FROM OUR CONSUMER ADVOCATE EDWARD SHEATH. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,870 ALL THIS AND MORE ON TONIGHT'S JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN. 9 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:24,570 [upbeat newscast music] 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:29,370 - [grunting] 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,600 - AAH... 12 00:00:30,633 --> 00:00:32,603 [timer beeping] 13 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:33,973 [explosion] 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,570 [birds chirping] 15 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:47,967 - THERE ARE MANY CITIES LIKE THIS ONE 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,170 ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHERE JOBS ARE HARD TO COME BY, 17 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,230 AND THE ECONOMY IS STRUGGLING. 18 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:55,697 BUT THIS ONE PARTICULAR COMMUNITY IS HARD AT WORK 19 00:00:55,733 --> 00:00:57,903 TO REJUVENATE ITSELF. 20 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,633 AND BRING A LIFE AND SPIRIT 21 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:04,597 BACK TO ITS LOCALS. 22 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:06,073 - SINCE WE LOST OUR GM PLANT, 23 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,600 UH, IT'S BEEN A STRUGGLE AROUND HERE. 24 00:01:07,633 --> 00:01:09,073 A LOT OF PEOPLE LOST THEIR JOBS. 25 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,970 - BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE FOUND A WAY TO TURN THINGS AROUND. 26 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:14,327 - WELL, WHEN I FIRST TOOK OFFICE OUR TEAM OF CITY PLANNERS, 27 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:15,597 THEY HAD LITTLE TO WORK WITH. 28 00:01:15,633 --> 00:01:17,173 BUT THEY DID DISCOVER THAT WE HAD 29 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,400 THE SINGLE HIGHEST SUICIDE RATE IN THE COUNTRY. 30 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:20,773 - HMM. 31 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,230 - WHEN THEY TOLD ME THAT I KNEW WE HAD SOMETHING. 32 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:26,227 - HAD SOMETHING? - THAT'S RIGHT. 33 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:28,697 AND THIS YEAR ALONE WE'RE LOOKING AT A 30% INCREASE 34 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:30,703 IN THE SUICIDE RATE. 35 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:33,203 - SO YOU'RE INCREASING THE SUICIDE RATE? 36 00:01:33,233 --> 00:01:35,773 - YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE ECONOMICS OF IT ALL. 37 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,730 WHEN A PERSON IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE, 38 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:38,867 HE'S THINKING IN SHORT TERM 39 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:40,170 AND HE'S GONNA BLOW A LOT OF MONEY. 40 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,930 WE WANT HIM TO BLOW THAT MONEY RIGHT HERE IN MASON. 41 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:44,427 [upbeat music] 42 00:01:44,467 --> 00:01:48,267 * 43 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:50,230 - I LOVE LIVING HERE IN MASON. 44 00:01:50,267 --> 00:01:51,727 IT'S A GREAT CITY, 45 00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:53,227 WITH A VIBRANT SPIRIT 46 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:54,797 AND A SMALL-TOWN CHARM. 47 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:57,133 WE ALSO HAVE AN AMAZING ARRAY 48 00:01:57,167 --> 00:01:59,067 OF NATURAL WONDERS HERE IN MASON. 49 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:01,067 THE GORGE... 50 00:02:01,067 --> 00:02:04,427 WITH ITS 300 FOOT DROP ONTO AN OUTCROPPING OF CRAGGY ROCK. 51 00:02:04,467 --> 00:02:05,827 AND OUR FOREST, 52 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:09,067 WHERE YOU CAN WANDER OFF AND NEVER SEE ANOTHER PERSON. 53 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:10,767 AND OUR BRIDGES. 54 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,070 WE HAVE NINE OF THEM 55 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:13,367 AND THREE BEING BUILT. 56 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,670 ALL OF THEM EASILY ACCESSIBLE BY FOOT. 57 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,070 OOPS. 58 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:20,097 LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA PITKINS 59 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:21,933 DROPPED ONE OF HER FAMOUS WATERMELONS, 60 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:24,567 GROWN LOCALLY, RIGHT HERE IN MASON. 61 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,430 - I'M PROUD TO HAVE MY STEAKHOUSE 62 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:29,067 RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF MASON SQUARE. 63 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:31,067 IF I WAS HAVING MY LAST MEAL, 64 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,300 I DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE IT HERE. 65 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:36,403 BESIDES, WE OFFER FREE PARKING TO ALL CUSTOMERS 66 00:02:36,433 --> 00:02:39,903 IN PRIVATE ENCLOSED CARPORTS. 67 00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:41,603 [motor running] 68 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:44,633 [car horn blaring] 69 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:51,473 - AND MASON HAS OVER 60 MOTELS, 70 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,800 SO WHEN YOU COME TO VISIT, 71 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:54,233 YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY 72 00:02:54,267 --> 00:02:55,927 ABOUT FINDING A SOUNDPROOF ROOM. 73 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,127 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. MAYOR? 74 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:58,597 - THAT'S RIGHT, JANICE. 75 00:02:58,633 --> 00:03:00,273 AND I'M PROUD TO BE THE MAYOR OF MASON, 76 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,730 A CITY WITH SO MUCH TO OFFER 77 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,127 AND A WONDERFUL PLACE TO BE. 78 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:04,727 SO DISCOVER MASON, 79 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,297 YOU WON'T REGRET IT. 80 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:11,933 - I MEAN, DO YOU EVER FEEL BAD 81 00:03:11,967 --> 00:03:13,167 ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 82 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,630 I MEAN, YOU'RE BASICALLY MARKETING SUICIDE. 83 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:18,267 - I COMPARE IT TO A BABY BEING BORN WITH A BIRTH DEFECT. 84 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:20,130 I MEAN, SURE IT'S SAD, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO 85 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,727 BESIDES BUILD AN INDUSTRY AROUND IT? 86 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:24,167 - WELL, I-- - OH, LOOK. 87 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,770 THAT'S PROBABLY JUST THIS MORNING. 88 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,270 - JESUS. 89 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,730 WAIT, IS THAT LEO? - WHAT? 90 00:03:31,767 --> 00:03:34,427 THAT LOOKS LIKE MY WRITER, LEO. 91 00:03:34,467 --> 00:03:36,367 - YOU KNOW SOMEBODY DOWN THERE? 92 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,400 - IT CAN'T BE. 93 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,233 DAVE, WHERE'S LEO? 94 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:41,097 - I DON'T KNOW, HE'S PROBABLY AT THE HOTEL. 95 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,933 - WELL, COME HERE, LOOK AT THIS. 96 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:44,427 DOES THAT LOOK LIKE LEO RIGHT THERE? 97 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:46,467 - WHICH ONE? 98 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:49,800 - THE ONE IN THE FLANNEL. 99 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:50,973 - WHICH ONE IN THE FLANNEL? 100 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,627 - THE ONE ON THE LEFT WITH THE BUCKET HAT, 101 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:53,867 THE GUY, NOT THE GIRL. 102 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,070 - I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T TELL FROM HERE. 103 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,100 - THAT'S DEFINITELY LEO. - I DON'T KNOW. 104 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:02,633 [scary music] 105 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:07,067 - JESUS. 106 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,127 STOP. 107 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:10,267 - YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH, UH... 108 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,070 - UM, THAT ONE. 109 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,300 - DETECTIVE MURPHY, MASON POLICE DEPARTMENT. 110 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,933 DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS? 111 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,297 - YEAH, SURE. 112 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,403 - YOU KNOW LEO TO HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS, 113 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,633 DEPRESSION, ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 114 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:22,897 - WELL, HE WAS A TOTAL MESS. 115 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:24,503 - YEAH, [bleep], 116 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:27,273 HE HAS TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF, WHAT, 20-- 117 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,500 - 25 TIMES, MAYBE. 118 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,073 NO, MAYBE, LIKE, TEN. 119 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,500 - HE WAS IN AND OUT OF HALFWAY HOUSES 120 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,703 TILL ABOUT A YEAR AGO. 121 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,333 - I'M SURPRISED THIS HASN'T HAPPENED EARLIER. 122 00:04:36,367 --> 00:04:38,067 [laughs] 123 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:41,097 - HOW DID HIS HAT AND GLASSES STAY ON THE WHOLE TIME? 124 00:04:41,133 --> 00:04:42,833 - HE WORE CROAKIES. 125 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:45,627 - CROAKIES ARE THOSE STRAPS THAT ATTACH TO YOUR GLASSES. 126 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,867 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, I REMEMBER THOSE. 127 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:49,570 - THEY'RE FROM THE '80s. - DETECTIVE. 128 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,770 YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SEE THIS. 129 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,500 IF THIS WERE A SUICIDE, IT'D BE THE FIRST TIME 130 00:04:53,533 --> 00:04:56,833 I EVER HEARD OF SOMEONE STABBING THEMSELVES IN THE BACK. 131 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,600 - FINALLY, A MURDER. 132 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:06,103 THAT'S AWESOME. 133 00:05:06,133 --> 00:05:08,073 "JBHV." 134 00:05:08,067 --> 00:05:09,067 WHAT'S THAT? 135 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,670 - THAT'S THE SHOW'S KNIFE. 136 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:13,330 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 137 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:14,927 - IT'S THE SHOW'S KNIFE. 138 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:16,527 JBHV. 139 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,067 JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN. 140 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,730 THAT'S THE KNIFE WE SHARE WHENEVER WE NEED A KNIFE, 141 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,067 ONLY US THREE USE IT. 142 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,527 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK THE THREE OF YOU 143 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:24,927 TO COME TO THE STATION, ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS. 144 00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:26,967 LET'S GO. 145 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:28,397 - NICE. 146 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:38,067 - THIS GUY WAS WEARING CROAKIES. 147 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:39,527 - [bleep], MY DAD USED TO HAVE A PAIR OF THOSE. 148 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:42,267 both: [laughing] 149 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,070 - WHO WE GOT UP FIRST HERE? 150 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:50,367 - UH, NATHAN FIELDER. 151 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,600 - OKAY, I'M GOIN' IN. 152 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,527 OKAY. 153 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,067 MR. FIELDER. 154 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,700 - YOU CAN CALL ME NATHAN. 155 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:05,703 MR. FIELDER IS WHAT I CALL MY [bleep]. 156 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:06,703 - [laughs] 157 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:07,733 THAT'S FUNNY. 158 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,067 OKAY, NATHAN. 159 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:10,927 I JUST NEED TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS 160 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:12,227 REGARDING THE MURDER INVESTIGATION 161 00:06:12,267 --> 00:06:14,727 OF YOUR CO-WORKER, LEO ALLEN. 162 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:17,097 - YEAH, I'M STILL IN SHOCK. 163 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:18,973 - CAN YOU TELL ME THE LAST TIME YOU SAW LEO? 164 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:21,567 - LAST NIGHT AT HAGGERTY'S, WE WERE ALL DRINKING TOGETHER. 165 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,730 - OKAY. 166 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:24,297 AND WERE YOU THERE WHEN HE LEFT? 167 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:25,673 - I LEFT FIRST, I WENT BACK TO THE MOTEL 168 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,070 BUT HE WAS STILL THERE. 169 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:29,297 - AND DO YOU KNOW IF ANYONE ON THE SHOW 170 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:31,773 HAD ANY SORT OF PROBLEM WITH LEO? 171 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,770 - NOT THAT I CAN...THINK OF. 172 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:38,197 - NATHAN. 173 00:06:38,233 --> 00:06:40,403 NATHAN WAS THE ONLY ONE I'M AWARE OF THAT HAD 174 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,373 REAL SERIOUS PERSONAL PROBLEMS WITH LEO. 175 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,300 - WHAT WAS THE NATURE OF THE PROBLEM? 176 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:48,373 - WELL, UH, NATHAN WAS REALLY UPSET BECAUSE 177 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,670 UH, HE HAD JUST FOUND OUT THAT LEO WAS DATING HIS MOM. 178 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:54,270 AND WHEN HE BROKE IT OFF, I GUESS LEO 179 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:57,700 HAD TAKEN A LOT OF MONEY FROM NATHAN'S MOM 180 00:06:57,733 --> 00:07:00,603 AND CHARGED, LIKE, $10,000 ON HER CREDIT CARD. 181 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,833 BUT IN FAIRNESS, THOSE WERE THE ONLY WOMEN 182 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:04,127 THAT LEO WAS ATTRACTED TO. 183 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:07,597 OLDER, WEALTHY, RECENTLY DIVORCED, 184 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:09,733 VERY UNHAPPY, EMOTIONALLY RAW-- 185 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:11,197 - WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 186 00:07:11,233 --> 00:07:13,273 - LAST WEEK. 187 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,400 - IS THERE ANYONE ELSE THAT MIGHT WANT LEO DEAD? 188 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:17,873 - JON. 189 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:19,330 DEFINITELY JON. 190 00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:20,567 HE'S HAD BIG PROBLEMS WITH LEO EVER SINCE 191 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,070 HE STARTED WRITING FOR THE SHOW. 192 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,800 THAT'S JON THOUGH, HE'S GOT MASSIVE ANGER ISSUES. 193 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:26,203 BUT I DON'T THINK HE WOULD MURDER LEO. 194 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:28,833 BUT THEN AGAIN I WOULDN'T BET AGAINST IT. 195 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:31,727 UNLESS OF COURSE I HAD A GAMBLING ADDICTION LIKE JON. 196 00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:33,827 - UH, JON OWE MONEY TO LEO? 197 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:35,697 - JON DID USE LEO'S COMPUTER 198 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:37,903 TO RUN UP THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT PLAYING ONLINE POKER, 199 00:07:37,933 --> 00:07:39,533 SO I GUESS THAT'S A YES. 200 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,167 - LEO FIND OUT ABOUT THAT? 201 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,130 - OH, YEAH, HE WAS PRETTY UPSET. 202 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:45,127 HE CONFRONTED JON ABOUT IT. IT GOT PRETTY HEATED. 203 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:47,367 CHOKING, SLAPPING, THAT KIND OF THING. 204 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,400 - OKAY. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN TELL US 205 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:51,373 THAT CAN HELP US OUT WITH OUR INVESTIGATION? 206 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,730 ANYTHING AT ALL. 207 00:07:52,767 --> 00:07:54,427 - DAVE SOLD ECSTASY TO LEO. 208 00:07:54,467 --> 00:07:56,097 - DAVE SOLD ECSTASY. 209 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:58,073 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF HE, LIKE, SELLS FOR REAL. 210 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,830 BUT HE SELLS TO FRIENDS AND STUFF. 211 00:08:00,867 --> 00:08:03,797 - DID LEO OWE MONEY TO DAVE? 212 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:07,273 - ALL I KNOW IS THAT DAVE SOLD A LOT OF ECSTASY TO LEO, 213 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,330 BECAUSE LEO HAD A LOT OF DRUG PROBLEMS. 214 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:14,067 BUT I THINK LEO HAD A HARD TIME PAYING DAVE BACK. 215 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:16,097 AND I KNOW THAT DAVE WAS REALLY MAD ABOUT IT. 216 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:17,803 - [sniffs] OKAY. 217 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:19,673 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STICK AROUND. 218 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:23,070 [chatter on police radio] 219 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,927 [door opens] 220 00:08:30,933 --> 00:08:32,133 - NOW SIT TIGHT, GUYS. 221 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:34,167 THE DETECTIVE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. 222 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,630 - THANKS. 223 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,270 THIS IS PRETTY INTENSE, HUH? 224 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,730 I WONDER WHO MURDERED LEO. 225 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:50,527 - ME TOO. 226 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,873 - THE DETECTIVE WAS NICE. 227 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:58,870 [upbeat music] 228 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,670 * 229 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,330 - WE'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PET! 230 00:09:03,367 --> 00:09:05,927 - WHEN SHAUNA MET JACK, HER POMERANIAN, 231 00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:08,267 IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. 232 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,900 - HI, I'M SHAUNA, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME CUPCAKE. 233 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:13,073 THIS IS JACK, 234 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:15,897 UM, I'VE HAD JACK FOR 2 1/2 YEARS. 235 00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:18,603 - SHAUNA THINKS THAT JACK ADORES HER! 236 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:22,073 - YEAH, I THINK THAT JACK A-ADORES ME. 237 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:24,067 - WELL, TODAY THE "LOOK LIKE YOUR PET" CREW 238 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:27,127 WILL MAKE SHAUNA LOOK LIKE HER PET. 239 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,067 - THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT. 240 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:32,300 SHAUNA OLSEN, SHAUNA OLSEN, 241 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,203 WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PET. 242 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:35,973 SHAUNA OLSEN. 243 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,397 COME ON OUT, SHAUNA. 244 00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:39,473 THERE YOU ARE, WE'RE COMING UP. 245 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,300 SHAUNA. - YES? 246 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:42,873 - HI, I'M JON. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 247 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:45,070 - ALL RIGHT, SO ARE YOU EXCITED? 248 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,730 WHERE'S YOUR PET? - JACK! 249 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,067 - HI, JACK. 250 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:50,297 JACK IS A-- - POMERANIAN. 251 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,433 - AND JACK IS A BOY? - YES. 252 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,067 - JACK COULD BE A GIRL'S NAME. 253 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,630 COULD BE, RIGHT? 254 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,597 YOU WANNA GET STARTED? - YEAH. 255 00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:59,803 - BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PET. 256 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,203 - YAAY! 257 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,203 JACKIE, MOMMY GETS TO LOOK LIKE YOU. 258 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,403 - OKAY. 259 00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:07,733 - YOU--YOU'RE GONNA LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR PET. 260 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:10,497 - YAAY, JACKIE! 261 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,230 HI. - THIS IS TARA. 262 00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:15,467 SHE'S THE MAKE UP ARTIST. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 263 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,630 - SHE'S THE BEST OF THE BEST. 264 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,197 SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE. - I'M SO EXCITED. 265 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,533 - WELL, LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT, 266 00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:21,967 YOU'RE GONNA LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR PET. 267 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,427 HOW WE DOIN'? 268 00:10:29,467 --> 00:10:31,827 ARE WE MAKING HER LOOK LIKE HER PET? 269 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:35,127 YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE YOUR PET PRETTY SOON! 270 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,930 WE MAKING PROGRESS? 271 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:43,197 YOU ARE REALLY STARTING TO LOOK LIKE YOUR PET. 272 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,033 [laughs] 273 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,603 - [gasps] I LOVE IT! 274 00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:55,633 I TOTALLY LOVE IT! - LET'S BRING IN JACK. 275 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,727 LOOK AT YOU TWO. 276 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,827 - I'M SO EXCITED. - THAT'S GREAT. 277 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,497 IT REALLY DOES LOOK GREAT. 278 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,430 AND NOW WE'RE OUTSIDE, 279 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,527 AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PET. 280 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,097 - I KNOW, I LOVE IT. 281 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,533 - WE'RE WALKING DOWN YOUR STREET. 282 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,067 THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE. - YEAH. 283 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,367 - AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR PET. 284 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,470 - JACK, WE'RE TWINS. - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 285 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,500 WE'RE GONNA GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. 286 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:18,133 AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PET. 287 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,527 OKAY, SHAUNA, HERE WE ARE, 288 00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,167 WE'RE AT THE OFFICES OF DOCTOR NATHAN KUMERLY. 289 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,430 HE'S A THERAPIST. - OH. 290 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:23,897 - HE'S GONNA TALK TO YOU FOR A LITTLE BIT. 291 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,103 - OKAY. 292 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:28,773 - YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE YOUR PET THE WHOLE TIME. 293 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,500 - HELLO, UH-- - HI. 294 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,803 YOU DO, IN FACT, LOOK A LOT LIKE YOUR PET. 295 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,873 - YAAY! JACKIE, WE LOOK ALIKE. 296 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:39,470 - WHY DO YOU THINK YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE YOUR PET? 297 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,403 I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA ASK IT AGAIN. 298 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:46,433 WHY DO YOU THINK YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HIM? 299 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:58,133 - WELL, SHAUNA, THAT'S IT. - OH. 300 00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,427 - DID YOU HAVE FUN? - YES! 301 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,427 - YOU REALLY DID LOOK LIKE YOUR PET ALL DAY. 302 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,827 - IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. - WELL, THANKS FOR BEING ON. 303 00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:05,167 WE'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PET. 304 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,870 BYE, SHAUNA! BYE, JACK! 305 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,070 - YOU'RE INCREASING THE SUICIDE RATE? 306 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,230 - THAT'S RIGHT. 307 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,367 - IS THAT LEO? - YOU KNOW SOMEBODY DOWN THERE? 308 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,530 - FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD OF SOMEONE STABBING THEMSELVES 309 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,167 IN THE BACK. 310 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,700 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK THE THREE OF YOU 311 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:29,773 TO COME TO THE STATION AND ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS. 312 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:35,273 RECOGNIZE THESE? 313 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,130 - LOOKS LIKE A BAG OF PILLS. 314 00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:39,567 - WHAT KIND OF PILLS? 315 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,270 - PLACEBOS? - PLACEBOS. 316 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,670 HOW ABOUT ECSTASY? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ECSTASY? 317 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,470 THAT'S AN EMOTION, RIGHT? 318 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,700 - WE FOUND THIS YOUR HOTEL ROOM. 319 00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:51,803 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 320 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,103 ALL I KNOW IS JON ASKED ME TO HOLD ON 321 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,473 TO HIS PLACEBOS FOR HIM. 322 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,400 - WHY DOES JON HAVE A BAG FULL OF PLACEBOS? 323 00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,633 - WELL, THAT'S LIKE ASKING ME WHY 324 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,067 JON HAS AN UNREGISTERED HANDGUN 325 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:03,100 IN HIS LUGGAGE. 326 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,367 - THAT'S ODD. - CHECK IT OUT. 327 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,200 - RECOGNIZE THIS? 328 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,803 - YEAH, IT'S DAVE'S GUN. 329 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,403 - DAVE'S GUN? 330 00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:14,903 - YEAH. 331 00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:17,233 - WHAT IS DAVE'S GUN DOING IN YOUR LUGGAGE? 332 00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,767 - UM, HE ASKED ME TO HOLD IT FOR HIM. 333 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,500 - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 334 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,533 - WELL, BECAUSE HE'S ON PAROLE. 335 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:25,727 SO I GUESS IF HE GOT CAUGHT WITH IT, 336 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:26,827 IT WOULD BE A VIOLATION. 337 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,427 I WAS JUST HELPING HIM OUT. 338 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:30,097 - WHAT'S HE ON PAROLE FOR? 339 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,673 - MURDER. 340 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,430 - MANSLAUGHTER. 341 00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:36,697 IT WAS, LIKE, TEN YEARS AGO. 342 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,773 - WELL, LISTEN, DAVE. 343 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,070 YOU'RE A CONVICTED FELON 344 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,400 WHO DEALS ECSTASY, 345 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:41,433 AND A CUSTOMER OF YOURS 346 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:42,897 WHO OWES YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS 347 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,533 ENDS UP AT THE BOTTOM OF A BRIDGE 348 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:45,827 WITH A KNIFE IN HIS BACK? 349 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,197 - WAIT A MINUTE, WHO SAID I DEAL ECSTASY? 350 00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:49,233 - YOUR SOUND GUY. - NATHAN? 351 00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:51,197 - YOU BETTER START TALKING. 352 00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:52,533 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK DETECTIVE, 353 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,467 IT WASN'T ME WHO WAS ARGUING WITH LEO LAST NIGHT, 354 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,600 IT WAS NATHAN AND HIS MOM. 355 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,233 - ARGUING ABOUT WHAT? 356 00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,627 - WELL, NATHAN'S MOM FOUND OUT THAT LEO AND NATHAN 357 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,967 STOLE THEIR MONEY, 358 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,227 SO SHE CAME TO HAGGERTY'S TO CONFRONT THEM. 359 00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:04,327 - YOU RECOGNIZE THE PEOPLE IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH? 360 00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:06,367 - NO. 361 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,500 - THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE... 362 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:09,203 THAT'S LEO. 363 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:10,433 - OH. 364 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:11,797 - THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE... 365 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,333 - NO. 366 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,567 - THAT'S YOU. 367 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,700 - OH, IT IS? 368 00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,633 - AND THE WOMAN... - NO. 369 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:18,897 - YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE YOUR OWN MOTHER? 370 00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:21,833 - WAIT, ONE SEC. 371 00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,767 - OH, YEAH, THAT WAS US LAST NIGHT 372 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,270 AT HAGGERTY'S-- WE WERE ARGUING. 373 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,070 - DAVE SAYS WHEN HE LEFT, 374 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,127 YOU, LEO, AND YOUR MOTHER 375 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,367 WERE IN A HEATED ARGUMENT. 376 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,600 - I LEFT. 377 00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,673 TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANNA BE AROUND MY MOM 378 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,830 WHEN SHE'S ANGRY. 379 00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:38,067 SHE GOES NUTS. 380 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,370 I MEAN, JUST, LIKE, TOTALLY, TOTALLY NUTS. 381 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,170 - THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 382 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,100 - SHE GOES [bleep] NUTS. 383 00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:48,703 - MRS. FIELDER, RECOGNIZE THIS? 384 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:49,733 - YES. 385 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:50,827 IT'S LEO'S KNIFE. 386 00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,497 - MS. FIELDER, I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED 387 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,303 THAT YOUR PRINTS ARE ON THE KNIFE. 388 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,603 CARE TO EXPLAIN? 389 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,473 - I FOLLOWED LEO OUT OF HAGGERTY'S, 390 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,200 UNDER THE BRIDGE, 391 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,773 AND THEN THE KNIFE FELL OUT OF HIS COAT POCKET, 392 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,230 AND I PICKED IT UP FOR HIM. 393 00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:08,527 AND I REMEMBER THAT DISTINCTLY BECAUSE MY HANDS WERE SHAKING 394 00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:11,867 WHILE I WAS TRYING TO HOLD ON TO THE KNIFE 395 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:15,300 BECAUSE I WAS OVERFLOWING WITH RAGE. 396 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,973 - AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 397 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:20,227 - I LEFT AND I WENT BACK TO MY MOTEL. 398 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,497 - OKAY, SO YOU WERE ON THE BRIDGE 399 00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:23,103 ARGUING WITH LEO, FILLED WITH RAGE-- 400 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:26,573 - AND DON'T FORGET I WAS VERY DRUNK. 401 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,700 - AND YOUR PRINTS ARE ON THE KNIFE, 402 00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,673 BUT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE MURDER. 403 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,670 - OH, GOD, NO. 404 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,830 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MURDER. 405 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:35,867 - CAN I ASK WHY YOU WERE IN MASON, MA'AM? 406 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,600 - I'M HERE TO KILL MYSELF. 407 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,533 - NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME 408 00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:43,227 FOR YOU TO OBTAIN LEGAL COUNSEL. 409 00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,897 - BUT LEO TOOK ALL MY MONEY. 410 00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,073 I HAVE NOTHING LEFT. 411 00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:48,367 - THE COURT WILL APPOINT YOU AN ATTORNEY. 412 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,300 WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DETAIN YOU UNTIL THEN. 413 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:55,433 MA'AM. - [sighs] 414 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,870 [upbeat music] 415 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,297 - THE SUPREME COURT RULED FOUR DECADES AGO 416 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,573 THAT PORNOGRAPHY IS LEGAL FOR CONSENTING ADULTS 417 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,530 TO CONSUME IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME. 418 00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:15,897 EVEN SO, THIS ISSUE CONTINUES TO SHARPLY DIVIDE OUR COUNTRY. 419 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,373 AMONG THESE ANTI-SMUT CRUSADERS 420 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,530 IS PORNOGRAPHY EXPERT MICHAEL CLARK. 421 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,667 NOW, MR. CLARK, 422 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,530 YOU BELIEVE THAT A CASUAL USER 423 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,197 OF PORNOGRAPHY, EVEN IN THE PRIVACY 424 00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,233 OF THEIR OWN HOME, 425 00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:32,067 IS HELPING TO DESTROY OUR SOCIETY? 426 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:35,567 - NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. - YES, YOU DID. 427 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,900 - NO, I DIDN'T. 428 00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:39,933 I SAID I DIDN'T WANT YOU JERKING OFF IN THE LIVING ROOM. 429 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,227 - WHAT? 430 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,267 I CONTINUED TO DENY MY BOARDER'S ACCUSATIONS, 431 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,070 UNTIL HE PROVIDED US WITH THIS VIDEO HE MADE 432 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,500 BY PRESETTING HIS COMPUTER. 433 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,133 [muttering] 434 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,527 - THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY BEDROOM. 435 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:54,567 - AAH! MALCOLM! 436 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,167 IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS 437 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,470 SINCE MY ROOMMATE MR. CLARK MADE THE VERY REASONABLE REQUEST 438 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,830 THAT I REFRAIN FROM MASTURBATING IN THE PUBLIC AREAS 439 00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:04,297 OF OUR LIVING SPACE. 440 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,403 BECAUSE I'M A DISGUSTING PIG! 441 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:09,703 A PATHETIC DIVORCED, MAN-PIG! 442 00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:12,903 WITH PARTIAL CUSTODY OF A FOUR-YEAR-OLD SON! 443 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:15,933 WHO THINKS I MASTURBATE FOR A LIVING! 444 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:16,967 THIS IS ME! 445 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,797 I LOATHE ME! 446 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,203 EVERY [bleep] INCH OF ME! 447 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,333 ME! [bleep] ME! 448 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:27,627 YAA-YAA-YAAAA! 449 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,297 I'M EDWARD SHEATH. 450 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,133 SHAME ON ME. 451 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,273 - WOW. 452 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,130 YOUR MOM MURDERED LEO? 453 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,467 - LOOKS LIKE IT. 454 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,170 - THAT'S SO COOL. 455 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,630 YOU HAVE A MURDERER FOR A MOM. 456 00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,227 - YEAH. 457 00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:01,227 I THOUGHT DAVE DID IT. - YEAH. 458 00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,227 - ME? 459 00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,767 I THOUGHT YOU DID IT. 460 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,070 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MOST FITS THE PROFILE. 461 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,097 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 462 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,433 YOU'VE ACTUALLY MURDERED SOMEONE BEFORE. 463 00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,297 - MANSLAUGHTER ISN'T MURDER. 464 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,403 - IT'S TRUE, 465 00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:15,473 YOU DID STRANGLE A TEENAGER. 466 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,470 - THAT'S NICE. 467 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,500 [alarm ringing] 468 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,370 - WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON? 469 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:30,773 - SORRY, NATHAN. 470 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,130 OBVIOUSLY, UH, SUICIDES HAPPEN HERE ALL THE TIME. 471 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,127 - DETECTIVE? GUYS? 472 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,727 I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 473 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,627 THIS IS SURVEILLANCE TAPE WE JUST RECOVERED 474 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,097 FROM THE BRIDGE THAT NIGHT. 475 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:42,073 PLAY IT DOWN, MIKE. 476 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,600 all: [screaming] 477 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,973 - SORRY, IGNORE THAT. 478 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:54,597 GO FORWARD, MIKE, IT'S COMING UP. 479 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:18,967 - WOW. 480 00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,767 - I GOTTA TELL YOU. 481 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,630 I'VE SEEN A LOT OF SUICIDES, BUT NEVER ONE LIKE THAT. 482 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,127 THAT'S [bleep] UP. 483 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,467 [sniffs] 484 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,730 YOU THREE ARE FREE TO GO. 485 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,827 THIS INVESTIGATION'S CLOSED. 486 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,067 - THANK YOU, DETECTIVE. 487 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:38,230 MIKE, THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP. 488 00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:43,373 - OH, DON'T FORGET YOUR STUFF. 489 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,970 - OH. - UH, BAG OF PLACEBOS. 490 00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:47,627 - THANKS. 491 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,797 - HANDGUN. - I'LL GIVE THAT TO DAVE. 492 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,833 - SHOW KNIFE. - SHOW KNIFE. 493 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,903 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 494 00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:04,803 - I'M--I'M JUST 495 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,103 REALLY DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW. 496 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,970 [eerie piano music] 497 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:20,400 * 498 00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:22,503 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - NOTHING. 499 00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:24,373 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU WERE MAKING A FACE. 500 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,000 - NO, I WASN'T. - YES, YOU WERE. 501 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,973 YOU WERE GOING... 502 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,600 - NO. - YOU WEREN'T JUST DOING THIS? 503 00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:30,733 - NO, I WASN'T. 504 00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:31,767 - DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 505 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,700 - MR. BENJAMIN, YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 506 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,503 - ALL RIGHT. 507 00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:40,933 - ENJOY MASON. - YEAH, WHATEVER. 508 00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:43,697 [eerie piano music] 509 00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:50,097 [soothing acoustic guitar] 510 00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:58,133 * 511 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,727 [soothing acoustic guitar] 512 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:17,767 * 35376

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