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- TONIGHT ON
JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN...
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WHAT HAS THIS MAYOR DONE
TO TAKE ON
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HIS CITY'S
GRAVE FINANCIAL CRISIS?
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DOES EVERYTHING SCARE YOU?
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WE'LL TALK TO SOMEONE
WHO THINKS HE CAN HELP.
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PLUS A SPECIAL
"SHAME ON ME" REPORT
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FROM OUR CONSUMER ADVOCATE
EDWARD SHEATH.
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ALL THIS AND MORE ON TONIGHT'S
JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN.
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[upbeat newscast music]
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- [grunting]
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- AAH...
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[timer beeping]
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[explosion]
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[birds chirping]
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- THERE ARE MANY
CITIES LIKE THIS ONE
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ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
WHERE JOBS ARE HARD TO COME BY,
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AND THE ECONOMY
IS STRUGGLING.
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BUT THIS ONE PARTICULAR
COMMUNITY IS HARD AT WORK
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TO REJUVENATE ITSELF.
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AND BRING
A LIFE AND SPIRIT
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BACK TO ITS LOCALS.
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- SINCE WE
LOST OUR GM PLANT,
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UH, IT'S BEEN
A STRUGGLE AROUND HERE.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE
LOST THEIR JOBS.
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- BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE FOUND
A WAY TO TURN THINGS AROUND.
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- WELL, WHEN I FIRST TOOK OFFICE
OUR TEAM OF CITY PLANNERS,
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THEY HAD LITTLE
TO WORK WITH.
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BUT THEY DID
DISCOVER THAT WE HAD
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THE SINGLE HIGHEST
SUICIDE RATE IN THE COUNTRY.
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- HMM.
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- WHEN THEY TOLD ME THAT
I KNEW WE HAD SOMETHING.
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- HAD SOMETHING?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND THIS YEAR ALONE
WE'RE LOOKING AT A 30% INCREASE
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IN THE SUICIDE RATE.
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- SO YOU'RE
INCREASING THE SUICIDE RATE?
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- YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT
THE ECONOMICS OF IT ALL.
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WHEN A PERSON
IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE,
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HE'S THINKING
IN SHORT TERM
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AND HE'S GONNA
BLOW A LOT OF MONEY.
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WE WANT HIM TO BLOW THAT MONEY
RIGHT HERE IN MASON.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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- I LOVE
LIVING HERE IN MASON.
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IT'S A GREAT CITY,
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WITH A VIBRANT SPIRIT
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AND A SMALL-TOWN CHARM.
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WE ALSO HAVE
AN AMAZING ARRAY
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OF NATURAL WONDERS
HERE IN MASON.
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THE GORGE...
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WITH ITS 300 FOOT DROP ONTO
AN OUTCROPPING OF CRAGGY ROCK.
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AND OUR FOREST,
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WHERE YOU CAN WANDER OFF
AND NEVER SEE ANOTHER PERSON.
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AND OUR BRIDGES.
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WE HAVE NINE OF THEM
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AND THREE BEING BUILT.
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ALL OF THEM
EASILY ACCESSIBLE BY FOOT.
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OOPS.
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LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA PITKINS
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DROPPED ONE OF HER
FAMOUS WATERMELONS,
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GROWN LOCALLY,
RIGHT HERE IN MASON.
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- I'M PROUD
TO HAVE MY STEAKHOUSE
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RIGHT IN THE CENTER
OF MASON SQUARE.
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IF I WAS
HAVING MY LAST MEAL,
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I DEFINITELY
WOULD HAVE IT HERE.
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BESIDES, WE OFFER FREE PARKING
TO ALL CUSTOMERS
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IN PRIVATE ENCLOSED CARPORTS.
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[motor running]
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[car horn blaring]
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- AND MASON HAS
OVER 60 MOTELS,
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SO WHEN YOU
COME TO VISIT,
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YOU'LL NEVER
HAVE TO WORRY
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ABOUT FINDING
A SOUNDPROOF ROOM.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. MAYOR?
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- THAT'S RIGHT, JANICE.
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AND I'M PROUD TO BE
THE MAYOR OF MASON,
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A CITY WITH
SO MUCH TO OFFER
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AND A WONDERFUL
PLACE TO BE.
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SO DISCOVER MASON,
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YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
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- I MEAN,
DO YOU EVER FEEL BAD
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ABOUT WHAT
YOU'RE DOING?
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I MEAN, YOU'RE
BASICALLY MARKETING SUICIDE.
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- I COMPARE IT TO A BABY
BEING BORN WITH A BIRTH DEFECT.
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I MEAN, SURE IT'S SAD,
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
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BESIDES BUILD
AN INDUSTRY AROUND IT?
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- WELL, I--
- OH, LOOK.
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THAT'S PROBABLY
JUST THIS MORNING.
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- JESUS.
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WAIT, IS THAT LEO?
- WHAT?
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THAT LOOKS LIKE
MY WRITER, LEO.
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- YOU KNOW SOMEBODY DOWN THERE?
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- IT CAN'T BE.
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DAVE, WHERE'S LEO?
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- I DON'T KNOW,
HE'S PROBABLY AT THE HOTEL.
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- WELL, COME HERE,
LOOK AT THIS.
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DOES THAT LOOK
LIKE LEO RIGHT THERE?
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- WHICH ONE?
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- THE ONE
IN THE FLANNEL.
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- WHICH ONE
IN THE FLANNEL?
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- THE ONE ON THE LEFT
WITH THE BUCKET HAT,
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THE GUY, NOT THE GIRL.
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- I DON'T KNOW,
I CAN'T TELL FROM HERE.
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- THAT'S DEFINITELY LEO.
- I DON'T KNOW.
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[scary music]
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- JESUS.
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STOP.
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- YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH, UH...
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- UM, THAT ONE.
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- DETECTIVE MURPHY,
MASON POLICE DEPARTMENT.
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DO YOU MIND IF I
ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS?
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- YEAH, SURE.
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- YOU KNOW LEO
TO HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS,
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DEPRESSION,
ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
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- WELL,
HE WAS A TOTAL MESS.
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- YEAH, [bleep],
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HE HAS TRIED TO
KILL HIMSELF, WHAT, 20--
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- 25 TIMES, MAYBE.
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NO, MAYBE, LIKE, TEN.
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- HE WAS IN AND OUT
OF HALFWAY HOUSES
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TILL ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
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- I'M SURPRISED THIS
HASN'T HAPPENED EARLIER.
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[laughs]
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- HOW DID HIS HAT AND GLASSES
STAY ON THE WHOLE TIME?
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- HE WORE CROAKIES.
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- CROAKIES ARE THOSE STRAPS
THAT ATTACH TO YOUR GLASSES.
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- OH, YEAH, YEAH,
I REMEMBER THOSE.
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- THEY'RE FROM THE '80s.
- DETECTIVE.
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YOU'RE GONNA
WANNA SEE THIS.
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IF THIS WERE A SUICIDE,
IT'D BE THE FIRST TIME
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I EVER HEARD OF SOMEONE
STABBING THEMSELVES IN THE BACK.
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- FINALLY, A MURDER.
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THAT'S AWESOME.
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"JBHV."
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WHAT'S THAT?
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- THAT'S THE SHOW'S KNIFE.
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- WHAT?
- NOTHING.
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- IT'S THE SHOW'S KNIFE.
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JBHV.
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JON BENJAMIN HAS A VAN.
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THAT'S THE KNIFE WE SHARE
WHENEVER WE NEED A KNIFE,
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ONLY US THREE USE IT.
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- I'M GONNA HAVE TO
ASK THE THREE OF YOU
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TO COME TO THE STATION,
ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS.
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LET'S GO.
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- NICE.
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- THIS GUY WAS
WEARING CROAKIES.
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- [bleep], MY DAD
USED TO HAVE A PAIR OF THOSE.
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both: [laughing]
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- WHO WE GOT
UP FIRST HERE?
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- UH, NATHAN FIELDER.
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- OKAY, I'M GOIN' IN.
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OKAY.
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MR. FIELDER.
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- YOU CAN CALL ME NATHAN.
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MR. FIELDER
IS WHAT I CALL MY [bleep].
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- [laughs]
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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OKAY, NATHAN.
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I JUST NEED TO
ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS
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REGARDING
THE MURDER INVESTIGATION
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OF YOUR CO-WORKER, LEO ALLEN.
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- YEAH, I'M STILL IN SHOCK.
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- CAN YOU TELL ME
THE LAST TIME YOU SAW LEO?
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- LAST NIGHT AT HAGGERTY'S,
WE WERE ALL DRINKING TOGETHER.
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- OKAY.
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AND WERE YOU THERE
WHEN HE LEFT?
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- I LEFT FIRST,
I WENT BACK TO THE MOTEL
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BUT HE WAS STILL THERE.
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- AND DO YOU KNOW
IF ANYONE ON THE SHOW
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HAD ANY SORT OF
PROBLEM WITH LEO?
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- NOT THAT
I CAN...THINK OF.
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- NATHAN.
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NATHAN WAS THE ONLY ONE
I'M AWARE OF THAT HAD
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REAL SERIOUS
PERSONAL PROBLEMS WITH LEO.
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- WHAT WAS THE NATURE
OF THE PROBLEM?
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- WELL, UH, NATHAN
WAS REALLY UPSET BECAUSE
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UH, HE HAD JUST FOUND OUT
THAT LEO WAS DATING HIS MOM.
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AND WHEN HE BROKE IT OFF,
I GUESS LEO
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HAD TAKEN A LOT OF MONEY
FROM NATHAN'S MOM
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AND CHARGED, LIKE,
$10,000 ON HER CREDIT CARD.
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BUT IN FAIRNESS,
THOSE WERE THE ONLY WOMEN
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THAT LEO
WAS ATTRACTED TO.
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OLDER, WEALTHY,
RECENTLY DIVORCED,
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VERY UNHAPPY,
EMOTIONALLY RAW--
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- WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
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- LAST WEEK.
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- IS THERE ANYONE ELSE
THAT MIGHT WANT LEO DEAD?
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- JON.
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DEFINITELY JON.
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HE'S HAD BIG PROBLEMS
WITH LEO EVER SINCE
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HE STARTED WRITING
FOR THE SHOW.
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THAT'S JON THOUGH,
HE'S GOT MASSIVE ANGER ISSUES.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
HE WOULD MURDER LEO.
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BUT THEN AGAIN
I WOULDN'T BET AGAINST IT.
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UNLESS OF COURSE I HAD
A GAMBLING ADDICTION LIKE JON.
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- UH, JON OWE MONEY TO LEO?
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- JON DID
USE LEO'S COMPUTER
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TO RUN UP THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
IN DEBT PLAYING ONLINE POKER,
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SO I GUESS THAT'S A YES.
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- LEO FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?
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- OH, YEAH,
HE WAS PRETTY UPSET.
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HE CONFRONTED JON ABOUT IT.
IT GOT PRETTY HEATED.
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CHOKING, SLAPPING,
THAT KIND OF THING.
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- OKAY. IS THERE ANYTHING
ELSE YOU CAN TELL US
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THAT CAN HELP US OUT
WITH OUR INVESTIGATION?
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ANYTHING AT ALL.
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- DAVE SOLD ECSTASY TO LEO.
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- DAVE SOLD ECSTASY.
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- WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF HE, LIKE, SELLS FOR REAL.
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BUT HE SELLS
TO FRIENDS AND STUFF.
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- DID LEO OWE MONEY
TO DAVE?
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- ALL I KNOW IS THAT DAVE
SOLD A LOT OF ECSTASY TO LEO,
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BECAUSE LEO HAD
A LOT OF DRUG PROBLEMS.
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BUT I THINK LEO HAD
A HARD TIME PAYING DAVE BACK.
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AND I KNOW THAT DAVE
WAS REALLY MAD ABOUT IT.
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- [sniffs] OKAY.
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I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO STICK AROUND.
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[chatter on police radio]
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[door opens]
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- NOW SIT TIGHT, GUYS.
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THE DETECTIVE
WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
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- THANKS.
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THIS IS PRETTY INTENSE, HUH?
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I WONDER
WHO MURDERED LEO.
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- ME TOO.
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- THE DETECTIVE WAS NICE.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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- WE'LL MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE YOUR PET!
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- WHEN SHAUNA MET JACK,
HER POMERANIAN,
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IT WAS LOVE
AT FIRST SIGHT.
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- HI, I'M SHAUNA,
BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME CUPCAKE.
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THIS IS JACK,
234
00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:15,897
UM, I'VE HAD JACK
FOR 2 1/2 YEARS.
235
00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:18,603
- SHAUNA THINKS
THAT JACK ADORES HER!
236
00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:22,073
- YEAH, I THINK
THAT JACK A-ADORES ME.
237
00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:24,067
- WELL, TODAY
THE "LOOK LIKE YOUR PET" CREW
238
00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:27,127
WILL MAKE SHAUNA
LOOK LIKE HER PET.
239
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,067
- THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT.
240
00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:32,300
SHAUNA OLSEN, SHAUNA OLSEN,
241
00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,203
WE'RE HERE TO
MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PET.
242
00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:35,973
SHAUNA OLSEN.
243
00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,397
COME ON OUT, SHAUNA.
244
00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:39,473
THERE YOU ARE,
WE'RE COMING UP.
245
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,300
SHAUNA.
- YES?
246
00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:42,873
- HI, I'M JON.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
247
00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:45,070
- ALL RIGHT,
SO ARE YOU EXCITED?
248
00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,730
WHERE'S YOUR PET?
- JACK!
249
00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,067
- HI, JACK.
250
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:50,297
JACK IS A--
- POMERANIAN.
251
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,433
- AND JACK IS A BOY?
- YES.
252
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,067
- JACK COULD BE
A GIRL'S NAME.
253
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,630
COULD BE, RIGHT?
254
00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,597
YOU WANNA GET STARTED?
- YEAH.
255
00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:59,803
- BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU
LOOK LIKE YOUR PET.
256
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,203
- YAAY!
257
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,203
JACKIE, MOMMY GETS TO LOOK
LIKE YOU.
258
00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,403
- OKAY.
259
00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:07,733
- YOU--YOU'RE GONNA
LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR PET.
260
00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:10,497
- YAAY, JACKIE!
261
00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,230
HI.
- THIS IS TARA.
262
00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:15,467
SHE'S THE MAKE UP ARTIST.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
263
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,630
- SHE'S THE BEST
OF THE BEST.
264
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,197
SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE.
- I'M SO EXCITED.
265
00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,533
- WELL, LET'S DO IT,
LET'S DO IT,
266
00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:21,967
YOU'RE GONNA LOOK
JUST LIKE YOUR PET.
267
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,427
HOW WE DOIN'?
268
00:10:29,467 --> 00:10:31,827
ARE WE MAKING HER
LOOK LIKE HER PET?
269
00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:35,127
YOU'RE GONNA LOOK
LIKE YOUR PET PRETTY SOON!
270
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,930
WE MAKING PROGRESS?
271
00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:43,197
YOU ARE REALLY STARTING
TO LOOK LIKE YOUR PET.
272
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,033
[laughs]
273
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,603
- [gasps] I LOVE IT!
274
00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:55,633
I TOTALLY LOVE IT!
- LET'S BRING IN JACK.
275
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,727
LOOK AT YOU TWO.
276
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,827
- I'M SO EXCITED.
- THAT'S GREAT.
277
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,497
IT REALLY DOES LOOK GREAT.
278
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,430
AND NOW WE'RE OUTSIDE,
279
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,527
AND YOU LOOK
LIKE YOUR PET.
280
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,097
- I KNOW, I LOVE IT.
281
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,533
- WE'RE WALKING
DOWN YOUR STREET.
282
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,067
THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE.
- YEAH.
283
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,367
- AND YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE YOUR PET.
284
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,470
- JACK, WE'RE TWINS.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
285
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,500
WE'RE GONNA
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
286
00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:18,133
AND YOU LOOK
LIKE YOUR PET.
287
00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,527
OKAY, SHAUNA,
HERE WE ARE,
288
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,167
WE'RE AT THE OFFICES
OF DOCTOR NATHAN KUMERLY.
289
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,430
HE'S A THERAPIST.
- OH.
290
00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:23,897
- HE'S GONNA
TALK TO YOU FOR A LITTLE BIT.
291
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,103
- OKAY.
292
00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:28,773
- YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE
YOUR PET THE WHOLE TIME.
293
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,500
- HELLO, UH--
- HI.
294
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,803
YOU DO, IN FACT,
LOOK A LOT LIKE YOUR PET.
295
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,873
- YAAY! JACKIE,
WE LOOK ALIKE.
296
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:39,470
- WHY DO YOU THINK YOU
LOOK SO MUCH LIKE YOUR PET?
297
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,403
I GUESS I'M JUST
GONNA ASK IT AGAIN.
298
00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:46,433
WHY DO YOU THINK YOU
LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HIM?
299
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:58,133
- WELL, SHAUNA, THAT'S IT.
- OH.
300
00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,427
- DID YOU HAVE FUN?
- YES!
301
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,427
- YOU REALLY DID LOOK
LIKE YOUR PET ALL DAY.
302
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,827
- IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
- WELL, THANKS FOR BEING ON.
303
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:05,167
WE'LL MAKE YOU
LOOK LIKE YOUR PET.
304
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,870
BYE, SHAUNA!
BYE, JACK!
305
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,070
- YOU'RE INCREASING
THE SUICIDE RATE?
306
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,230
- THAT'S RIGHT.
307
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,367
- IS THAT LEO?
- YOU KNOW SOMEBODY DOWN THERE?
308
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,530
- FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD
OF SOMEONE STABBING THEMSELVES
309
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,167
IN THE BACK.
310
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,700
- I'M GONNA HAVE TO
ASK THE THREE OF YOU
311
00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:29,773
TO COME TO THE STATION
AND ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS.
312
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:35,273
RECOGNIZE THESE?
313
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,130
- LOOKS LIKE
A BAG OF PILLS.
314
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:39,567
- WHAT KIND OF PILLS?
315
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,270
- PLACEBOS?
- PLACEBOS.
316
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,670
HOW ABOUT ECSTASY?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ECSTASY?
317
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,470
THAT'S AN EMOTION, RIGHT?
318
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,700
- WE FOUND THIS
YOUR HOTEL ROOM.
319
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:51,803
- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
320
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,103
ALL I KNOW IS JON
ASKED ME TO HOLD ON
321
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,473
TO HIS PLACEBOS FOR HIM.
322
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,400
- WHY DOES JON HAVE
A BAG FULL OF PLACEBOS?
323
00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,633
- WELL, THAT'S LIKE
ASKING ME WHY
324
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,067
JON HAS
AN UNREGISTERED HANDGUN
325
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:03,100
IN HIS LUGGAGE.
326
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,367
- THAT'S ODD.
- CHECK IT OUT.
327
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,200
- RECOGNIZE THIS?
328
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,803
- YEAH, IT'S DAVE'S GUN.
329
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,403
- DAVE'S GUN?
330
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:14,903
- YEAH.
331
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:17,233
- WHAT IS DAVE'S GUN
DOING IN YOUR LUGGAGE?
332
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,767
- UM, HE ASKED ME
TO HOLD IT FOR HIM.
333
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,500
- WHY WOULD
HE DO THAT?
334
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,533
- WELL,
BECAUSE HE'S ON PAROLE.
335
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:25,727
SO I GUESS IF HE
GOT CAUGHT WITH IT,
336
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:26,827
IT WOULD BE A VIOLATION.
337
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,427
I WAS JUST
HELPING HIM OUT.
338
00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:30,097
- WHAT'S HE
ON PAROLE FOR?
339
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,673
- MURDER.
340
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,430
- MANSLAUGHTER.
341
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:36,697
IT WAS, LIKE,
TEN YEARS AGO.
342
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,773
- WELL, LISTEN, DAVE.
343
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,070
YOU'RE A CONVICTED FELON
344
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,400
WHO DEALS ECSTASY,
345
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:41,433
AND A CUSTOMER OF YOURS
346
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:42,897
WHO OWES YOU
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
347
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,533
ENDS UP
AT THE BOTTOM OF A BRIDGE
348
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:45,827
WITH A KNIFE IN HIS BACK?
349
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,197
- WAIT A MINUTE,
WHO SAID I DEAL ECSTASY?
350
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:49,233
- YOUR SOUND GUY.
- NATHAN?
351
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:51,197
- YOU BETTER START TALKING.
352
00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:52,533
- ALL RIGHT,
LOOK DETECTIVE,
353
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,467
IT WASN'T ME WHO WAS
ARGUING WITH LEO LAST NIGHT,
354
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,600
IT WAS NATHAN
AND HIS MOM.
355
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,233
- ARGUING ABOUT WHAT?
356
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,627
- WELL, NATHAN'S MOM
FOUND OUT THAT LEO AND NATHAN
357
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,967
STOLE THEIR MONEY,
358
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,227
SO SHE CAME TO HAGGERTY'S
TO CONFRONT THEM.
359
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:04,327
- YOU RECOGNIZE THE PEOPLE
IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH?
360
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:06,367
- NO.
361
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,500
- THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE...
362
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:09,203
THAT'S LEO.
363
00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:10,433
- OH.
364
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:11,797
- THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE...
365
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,333
- NO.
366
00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,567
- THAT'S YOU.
367
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,700
- OH, IT IS?
368
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,633
- AND THE WOMAN...
- NO.
369
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:18,897
- YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE
YOUR OWN MOTHER?
370
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:21,833
- WAIT, ONE SEC.
371
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,767
- OH, YEAH,
THAT WAS US LAST NIGHT
372
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,270
AT HAGGERTY'S--
WE WERE ARGUING.
373
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,070
- DAVE SAYS
WHEN HE LEFT,
374
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,127
YOU, LEO,
AND YOUR MOTHER
375
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,367
WERE IN
A HEATED ARGUMENT.
376
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,600
- I LEFT.
377
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,673
TRUST ME, YOU DON'T
WANNA BE AROUND MY MOM
378
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,830
WHEN SHE'S ANGRY.
379
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:38,067
SHE GOES NUTS.
380
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,370
I MEAN, JUST, LIKE,
TOTALLY, TOTALLY NUTS.
381
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,170
- THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
382
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,100
- SHE GOES [bleep] NUTS.
383
00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:48,703
- MRS. FIELDER,
RECOGNIZE THIS?
384
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:49,733
- YES.
385
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:50,827
IT'S LEO'S KNIFE.
386
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,497
- MS. FIELDER,
I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED
387
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,303
THAT YOUR PRINTS
ARE ON THE KNIFE.
388
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,603
CARE TO EXPLAIN?
389
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,473
- I FOLLOWED LEO
OUT OF HAGGERTY'S,
390
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,200
UNDER THE BRIDGE,
391
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,773
AND THEN THE KNIFE
FELL OUT OF HIS COAT POCKET,
392
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,230
AND I PICKED IT UP FOR HIM.
393
00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:08,527
AND I REMEMBER THAT DISTINCTLY
BECAUSE MY HANDS WERE SHAKING
394
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:11,867
WHILE I WAS TRYING
TO HOLD ON TO THE KNIFE
395
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:15,300
BECAUSE I WAS
OVERFLOWING WITH RAGE.
396
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,973
- AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
397
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:20,227
- I LEFT
AND I WENT BACK TO MY MOTEL.
398
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,497
- OKAY, SO YOU
WERE ON THE BRIDGE
399
00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:23,103
ARGUING WITH LEO,
FILLED WITH RAGE--
400
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:26,573
- AND DON'T FORGET
I WAS VERY DRUNK.
401
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,700
- AND YOUR PRINTS
ARE ON THE KNIFE,
402
00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,673
BUT YOU KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT THE MURDER.
403
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,670
- OH, GOD, NO.
404
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,830
I HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE MURDER.
405
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:35,867
- CAN I ASK WHY
YOU WERE IN MASON, MA'AM?
406
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,600
- I'M HERE
TO KILL MYSELF.
407
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,533
- NOW WOULD
BE A GOOD TIME
408
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:43,227
FOR YOU
TO OBTAIN LEGAL COUNSEL.
409
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,897
- BUT LEO
TOOK ALL MY MONEY.
410
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,073
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT.
411
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:48,367
- THE COURT WILL
APPOINT YOU AN ATTORNEY.
412
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,300
WE'RE GONNA NEED
TO DETAIN YOU UNTIL THEN.
413
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:55,433
MA'AM.
- [sighs]
414
00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,870
[upbeat music]
415
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,297
- THE SUPREME COURT
RULED FOUR DECADES AGO
416
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,573
THAT PORNOGRAPHY IS LEGAL
FOR CONSENTING ADULTS
417
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,530
TO CONSUME IN
THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME.
418
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:15,897
EVEN SO, THIS ISSUE CONTINUES
TO SHARPLY DIVIDE OUR COUNTRY.
419
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,373
AMONG THESE
ANTI-SMUT CRUSADERS
420
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,530
IS PORNOGRAPHY EXPERT
MICHAEL CLARK.
421
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,667
NOW, MR. CLARK,
422
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,530
YOU BELIEVE THAT
A CASUAL USER
423
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,197
OF PORNOGRAPHY,
EVEN IN THE PRIVACY
424
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,233
OF THEIR OWN HOME,
425
00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:32,067
IS HELPING TO
DESTROY OUR SOCIETY?
426
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:35,567
- NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- YES, YOU DID.
427
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,900
- NO, I DIDN'T.
428
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:39,933
I SAID I DIDN'T WANT YOU
JERKING OFF IN THE LIVING ROOM.
429
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,227
- WHAT?
430
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,267
I CONTINUED TO DENY
MY BOARDER'S ACCUSATIONS,
431
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,070
UNTIL HE PROVIDED US
WITH THIS VIDEO HE MADE
432
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,500
BY PRESETTING HIS COMPUTER.
433
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,133
[muttering]
434
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,527
- THERE'S A MONSTER
IN MY BEDROOM.
435
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:54,567
- AAH! MALCOLM!
436
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,167
IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS
437
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,470
SINCE MY ROOMMATE MR. CLARK
MADE THE VERY REASONABLE REQUEST
438
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,830
THAT I REFRAIN FROM
MASTURBATING IN THE PUBLIC AREAS
439
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:04,297
OF OUR LIVING SPACE.
440
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,403
BECAUSE I'M
A DISGUSTING PIG!
441
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:09,703
A PATHETIC
DIVORCED, MAN-PIG!
442
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:12,903
WITH PARTIAL CUSTODY
OF A FOUR-YEAR-OLD SON!
443
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:15,933
WHO THINKS I
MASTURBATE FOR A LIVING!
444
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:16,967
THIS IS ME!
445
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,797
I LOATHE ME!
446
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,203
EVERY [bleep] INCH OF ME!
447
00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,333
ME! [bleep] ME!
448
00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:27,627
YAA-YAA-YAAAA!
449
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,297
I'M EDWARD SHEATH.
450
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,133
SHAME ON ME.
451
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,273
- WOW.
452
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,130
YOUR MOM MURDERED LEO?
453
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,467
- LOOKS LIKE IT.
454
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,170
- THAT'S SO COOL.
455
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,630
YOU HAVE
A MURDERER FOR A MOM.
456
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,227
- YEAH.
457
00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:01,227
I THOUGHT DAVE DID IT.
- YEAH.
458
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,227
- ME?
459
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,767
I THOUGHT YOU DID IT.
460
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,070
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
MOST FITS THE PROFILE.
461
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,097
- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
462
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,433
YOU'VE ACTUALLY
MURDERED SOMEONE BEFORE.
463
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,297
- MANSLAUGHTER ISN'T MURDER.
464
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,403
- IT'S TRUE,
465
00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:15,473
YOU DID
STRANGLE A TEENAGER.
466
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,470
- THAT'S NICE.
467
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,500
[alarm ringing]
468
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,370
- WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON?
469
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:30,773
- SORRY, NATHAN.
470
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,130
OBVIOUSLY, UH, SUICIDES
HAPPEN HERE ALL THE TIME.
471
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,127
- DETECTIVE? GUYS?
472
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,727
I HAVE TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
473
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,627
THIS IS SURVEILLANCE TAPE
WE JUST RECOVERED
474
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,097
FROM THE BRIDGE THAT NIGHT.
475
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:42,073
PLAY IT DOWN, MIKE.
476
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,600
all: [screaming]
477
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,973
- SORRY, IGNORE THAT.
478
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:54,597
GO FORWARD, MIKE,
IT'S COMING UP.
479
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:18,967
- WOW.
480
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,767
- I GOTTA TELL YOU.
481
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,630
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF SUICIDES,
BUT NEVER ONE LIKE THAT.
482
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,127
THAT'S [bleep] UP.
483
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,467
[sniffs]
484
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,730
YOU THREE
ARE FREE TO GO.
485
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,827
THIS INVESTIGATION'S CLOSED.
486
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,067
- THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.
487
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:38,230
MIKE, THANK YOU
FOR ALL YOUR HELP.
488
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:43,373
- OH, DON'T
FORGET YOUR STUFF.
489
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,970
- OH.
- UH, BAG OF PLACEBOS.
490
00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:47,627
- THANKS.
491
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,797
- HANDGUN.
- I'LL GIVE THAT TO DAVE.
492
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,833
- SHOW KNIFE.
- SHOW KNIFE.
493
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,903
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
494
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:04,803
- I'M--I'M JUST
495
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,103
REALLY DEPRESSED
RIGHT NOW.
496
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,970
[eerie piano music]
497
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:20,400
*
498
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:22,503
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- NOTHING.
499
00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:24,373
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU WERE MAKING A FACE.
500
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,000
- NO, I WASN'T.
- YES, YOU WERE.
501
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,973
YOU WERE GOING...
502
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,600
- NO.
- YOU WEREN'T JUST DOING THIS?
503
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:30,733
- NO, I WASN'T.
504
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:31,767
- DO THAT RIGHT NOW.
505
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,700
- MR. BENJAMIN,
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
506
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,503
- ALL RIGHT.
507
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:40,933
- ENJOY MASON.
- YEAH, WHATEVER.
508
00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:43,697
[eerie piano music]
509
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:50,097
[soothing acoustic guitar]
510
00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:58,133
*
511
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,727
[soothing acoustic guitar]
512
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:17,767
*
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