Original subtitles

Morning so take it slow and please

Be late for work

Watch fast

Walter

Would you like me to put on some music

Oh no no

I really have to go

Well

Maybe I could stay for a couple days

Come on Walter

This is only

I had a dream you know that

Enjoy yourself

Like that ever happened to me

Girls don't go for me

It happened

I hope you enjoy that selects

Activate songs are gorgeous woman

Fargo forum

I wish

Mr. Brooks

Kelly Louise

I'm calling about the three weeks back song

And if I don't get it

Nice day

Walter

Where are you

I know I know

Still not back

My mother is coming for

So I want you home

On

Time

Hi

Can I help you

Hot outside

My name is Meyer

My friends call me Miracle Meyer

And I thought I could help you

Always this hot

Chester Mayer

Are you a customer or an outpatient

Since you asked

I'm also a travel agent

The truth is Walter

You're looking for a little Adventure

Some options

How did you know

Somebody told me

How did you know my name was Walter

Ostermeier

Call me call me miracle

I mean you no disrespect

Alright

You look like a nice old man who

Wondering my office off the street to enjoy my air conditioning

Why you pick me I don't know

But if you're trying to run some kind of game

Forget it I can't even afford it

Snow game Walter

I got a machine

Just somebody

How many looking for you

I'm on the level

I don't know half of it

Like a drink of water

Sure

Thank you

You're in a mess

And if you don't get relief soon

You're going to be at the end of your rope

What you need is a little romance some excitement some

Now something completely different

Let's face it

You're in the Deep

Rut

Am I right or wrong

Alright

Suppose a human

What do you fit in

Me

I got them

Romance

Excitement

Water

If you pass this one up

You're a jerk

Listen

I made an appointment for you

This afternoon

You like history

And girls who like girls

I'll see you this afternoon

Hello Brook travel agency can I help you

Where Have You

Hello

Stop on your way home and pick

That I want you to

Darlene

You know I don't like

Mama likes

First I want to know

Bones it

Come in come in

Take the box tops

I told him to take the box

You want a glass of iced tea

No

That's a problem

No time for tea

Okay

So tell me

Why did you come

Desperate maybe but not crazy

You have to pick up your mother-in-law

Hey

I wasn't written on my door

How did you know that

I make it my business to know something about my clients

Come on come on

Okay come on come on

Come on

Okay what is this

My pride and joy

It's my greatest invention

What kind of a jerk you think I am

You expect me to pay ten bucks for a riding something

Cheesy red you got from an amusement park

You're going to have to do better than this mister

I wasn't born yesterday

A suit yourself

How do you say no absolutely

I want you to know that you're looking at a machine that travels in time

Pensacola

It works

I mean take any little hot number from history

Sex

A little Exotica

If you like it

You stay

You don't like it

Give a call and I'll bring it back

Come on what do you say

Sayyora Crock-Pot

Listen at the rate you're going you got nothing to lose

If this was real

I could alter the course of history

I doubt it history is a pretty big thing

Why don't you take it for a spin around the block

Yeah

Sure

Safe

What's safe today

Are you better wear these

Have a nice trip

Volume

Jill White

View from the bow

So beautiful brother

Osiris

Osiris

When the raw disk lights on within the sun boat

Flame Spirits View From The pal-mac Crest Ice Sports abuse

Beautiful brother

I suppose freaking human scratches the Sun

Turn around

Not bad

You're very handsome

What province are you from

You probably haven't heard of it

Call Marin County

In California

Are all the men

You really think I'm handsome

So mysterious

I've never met anyone like you

Ardell IQ

How would you like to use this on the Queen of Egypt

What should I do

A little princess Shirley Temple

A gold dinner

For your thoughts

Oh nothing

Cleo

Is it okay if I call you Cleo

He may

Is a few things that

I have to tell you

Really

I love

First of all

I'm from

Future

I thought you were from Marin

I know

But

Marin

Rent in the Future 2

You're beginning to frighten

There's nothing to worry about

As long as you pay attention

Okay

Have you met Julius Caesar yet

No

We will

I promise

He's going to show up here

And want to take you back to Rome

In Rome

He gets assassinated

Which is going to be pretty flat

Now

After that

Things get a little complicated

But I'm afraid the news isn't good

You died

How

Asp

Asp

Both make

To let it bite you

Right there

It's terrible

Caroline o

Like I said

Don't worry

If I know what's going to happen

We'll figure something out

Wicked World

I'll be right back

All this time

I thought Miracle Meyer was a crackpot

Walter of Marin

Was Cleopatra

The queen

Of Egypt

Has gone with Caesar to Rome

HBR execution

You're accused of Prophecy insanity and being from the future

On the last part true of Egypt

I just a minute first of all I'm an American citizen

The miracle Meijer bacon

Muk

Water

You haven't heard a word I said

I was someplace else

Maybe we'll just tired

I had a new customer.

A Meijer

Really interesting guy

How old

I think so

He lives alone

You like him

Maybe I should fix you two up

Arlene

This fish is delicious

Miracle

My God

You should have seen me

Me

Picture of marine

That's what she called me

Cleopatra

It was like I was Robert Redford of Burt Reynolds

When she started to treat me like that

Exactly why I became

My god did I feel great

I got you out of it

Who is supposed

Travel agency

Will you let me go again

I don't know

Picture of my mother-in-law

Right here

I want to tell you I got a girl for you

Romeo

Romeo

Romeo or get that kid

Who speaks

Walter of Marin

I'm Juliet of the House of the capulets

I was waiting for Romeo

Amazing

What is

Stop think I'm pretty enough

Pretty enough to be a cheerleader

Cheerleader

Squeeze me hard

Harder

Stock quote

Listen

Somebody hand time is on the prick of 2

Salmos begun

I hear someone coming

Roman

Not my fault

I called you

I didn't mean to break your back

This isn't going to look good on my record Walter

Where is she now

I got her stashed in a motel

You got to help

This girl is f****** me to death

All she wants to do

Watch TV in school

Nymphomaniac

You got Juliet

Excuse me

V

Juliet

Stashing motel room on Eddy Street

No good Walter

This is no good

Me banging a boob job her

I swear

It's the other way around

Okay okay

Let's not lose our heads all we have to do is send her back

But that's just it

She doesn't want to come back

She likes it

You ready for this

She wants to be an actress

She wants me to get an agent

Download

You'll get a coronary

All you have to do is bring her here

Make up some kind of a story

I'm a big-time agent from Hollywood

You do your part

And I'll do the rest

Only please

God's sake

Hurry we don't have much time

Don't waste time or we're both in big trouble

What do you mean we

My dick is going to fall off

It's my marriage is going down the tubes

Who's on your back

Please

Don't ask

Go to the motel

Get the little Italian Lolita

Bring the rain stop here

And how do the rest

Go before it's too late

My

He's not cancer

He's out to lunch the master is not here

Don't play games

Me

What's going on

Nothing

Meijer

Nothing really just Justice

Mole technical error

I'll fix it in a jiffy

I sent her back

She won't even know what happened she'll think it was a funny dream

Where is she now Mya

Would you believe in The Powder Room

No

She's in a motel room on Eddy Street

Juliet

Of the House of the capulets is shacking up in a motel room on Eddie's

Street

That's hard to believe

That's just what I said

Not funny

Yes it is

Hydraulics

What are you dressed for

I got a job

Ale House

I'm an exotic dancer

You like it when I strip tease for you

I don't think so all the guys in the bar think I'm craving

Troy

Next

Sunshine

I told her what a great lover you are

Chinese five sexual I didn't even know what the

That meant till I met her

Anyways she suggested that since I never made it with a girl before

Three of us could get together I think it's super

You and I are going to talk

Such a prude

Beautiful

Call Art Juliet we don't have the time

San Diego video

Understand

Mock

Actually I brought some friends

Okay let's see Motel Motel

Eddy Street Motel

Holiday lunch

So expensive

Let's see

Shakespeare quote

Too obvious

Eddie

No tell motel

Maybe

Dog pound

Who else

Don't you know enough not to register using your real name

I didn't think

A tiger

What's going on

Don't nothing me

How did she go for it

Shake a leg

A lot of delicate calculations

Weather report is time zones

Wind velocity

You know this ain't easy

Romeo remember anyting

Not to worry

You won't remember what he so it was so fast it's just like seeing UFO

That wasn't hard weather

Now let's all stand right up and work on our bus

That's easy, so you do it everyday

Show play

No

Maybe for some men but not for me

You don't want it

So don't take it

I was talking about the young girls

Slings

What I want

A woman with more sophistication

Older

You know what I mean

Yeah I know what you mean

My car

Hey go

Water

Go home

Visit your wife

Come back tomorrow at 10 bucks

And I'll fix you up

With a

Queen of intrigue

Sophistication

Is her middle name

I want you to be happy with

Oh you like this one

A money back guarantee

My name is

Marguerite

A real Cosmopolitan lady

I never heard of it

Go home want to look it up

She also went by the name of

Mata Hari

What are you reading

I can see that

Women who spied

Anyone we know

You looking at me

Thank you Walter

Pretty

Habitat me like that a long time

Eskimo video

Like the way you look

Bluebird

Bird has a broken wing

Turn on corn is a sad thing

My sister is half Chinese

What goes up the chimney

The road to Nirvana Slippery When Wet

Milkman always delivers heavy cream not until the cock crows

Are you w v are you mad already

An agent h-12 you have a message for me

Over here

What time does Two Lovers turn off that light

I love you all too

If you want we can run away together

I have a farm in Norway

Until it's over

I love someone else

How are you so you ready to meet me one and only by the hiring

Greatly disappointed if I said

Do you want to meet somebody else

3:30 in the afternoon

June 23rd 1964

What is it

That's my wedding day

That's the day Arlene and I got married

Cuz I thought you was tired of her

Change my mind

Good boy

Brooks

Eickemeyer Wherever You Are

Don't start without me

You look sensational

To us

I'm Just a Fool

Like Romeo and Juliet

Names of flowers

The way I feel when you hold me

Play the world while you were sleeping

Nice job Mayer

What's that show that that's my upstairs neighbor he sometimes speaks to me through the heating ducts

Do you want a cup of tea