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‐ Chapter Six.
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With the Hayworthsliving so near each other,
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it was easy for the cousins
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to spend quality timetogether,
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or at the very least,time together.
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‐ These are the moments
they'll treasure.
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‐ Hey, guys.
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There's a bear
in the apartment!
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‐ Your plates are so shiny.
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‐ [gasps]
I got them for Denise.
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This artist that we love
upcycles artifacts of violence.
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These used to be
tear gas canisters.
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‐ Imagine my delight
Christmas morning.
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‐ Hey, are you guys free
on Friday?
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I'm throwing a birthday dinner
for Emily.
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‐ Emily, your ex‐wife, Emily?
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‐ No, the Emily
that threads my brows.
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Yes, that Emily.
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Now that she's fully
moved down here,
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we gotta learn to get along,
you know?
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‐ That's a very
healthy attitude,
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considering you used to be
a little competitive.
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‐ No, we were
a lot competitive.
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‐ I'm never fully comfortable
around Emily.
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She's like a beautiful
ice sculpture
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that burns when you touch it.
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‐ Yeah, I always got the sense
she didn't like me,
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mostly 'cause she was always
very mean to me.
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‐ I kind of miss Emily's
pushy, boss‐lady confidence
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and how she's just
so unapologetic about her power
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and‐‐but Team Connor.
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‐ Is she bringing that guy
that she's been seeing?
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‐ Who? Alec?
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I don't know. She didn't say,
and I didn't ask.
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But if he shows up,
that's totally fine.
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You know, what, do you think
I'm, like, worried
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that he's gonna
be more successful
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and better looking than me
and, you know,
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maybe have a house
owned by a different,
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more famous celebrity?
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Those aren't things
I think about.
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‐ If you're inviting us
because you want our,
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you know, emotional support,
of course we will be there.
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‐ No, I'm inviting you because
I ordered too much shrimp.
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‐ Hmm.
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‐ Did someone say something
about a bear?
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[upbeat music]
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‐ ♪ You got something else ♪
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♪ You're different ♪
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♪ Pique my interest,wait a minute ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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‐ Classic Emily.
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A dinner in her honor,
and she's not even here yet.
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‐ It's called
being fashionably late.
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‐ Okay, just admit it.
You have a crush on her.
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‐ I do not.
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She just makes me think of
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what my life would be like
if I had that kind of‐‐
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‐ Obscene family wealth?
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Globetrotting career?
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‐ Perfect teeth?
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The kind of body
you can only get
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with a $500 a week
private trainer?
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‐ I was gonna say bravado,
but, yeah, all that stuff too.
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‐ Actually, the teeth
are veneers,
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and Grant charges $750.
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What?
[overlapping chatter]
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‐ Just kinda, like,
crept up on us.
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‐ Oh, my gosh.
I missed you!
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‐ I missed you. Hi.
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Yeah.
‐ Okay.
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Okay.
‐ You look so great.
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Better than great.
[laughs]
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Like the moon.
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‐ Sorry that we're late.
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It's just, you know,
my last day
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with Gretchen this week,
so we wanted
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to make it count, right?
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‐ Yeah, and then Mommy let me
have ice cream for dinner!
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‐ Well, it was frozen yogurt
with fruit on top.
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‐ No, it was gummy worms.
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‐ Ooh, don't let this one
ever talk
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to the Securities and Exchange
Commission, right?
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‐ [laughs]
‐ Gretchen,
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go find Lupe and tell her
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that you're ready
for bed, okay?
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‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
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So obviously,
this is super weird,
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but I still consider
you guys family,
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and I'm sorry for making things
so, you know, ugh.
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‐ Look, if it's cool
with Connor, it's cool with us.
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‐ Oh, Tom. You're here.
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‐ I've been here
the whole time.
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‐ If you say so, right?
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[laughter]
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‐ Hey! Happy birthday!
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‐ Hi. So‐‐yeah‐‐
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Oh, okay.
Mm, thank you.
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‐ A lot of people
are excited to see you.
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You wanna do a lap?
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‐ Yeah. Let's catch up,
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after I catch up
with an Aperol spritz, mm?
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‐ I will not move
from the spot.
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‐ Okay. You have to calm down.
‐ Okay.
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‐ You first, I insist.
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‐ No, you go first.
‐ My liege.
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‐ Okay.
[laughs]
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‐ They are handling it well.
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‐ You know, with Emily
seeing someone,
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probably won't be long
before Connor starts dating.
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‐ Mm.
‐ Us Hayworth men
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don't stay off the market
for long.
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‐ [coughs]
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"Us Hayworth men"?
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‐ For your information,
I was very popular
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with the ladies in college.
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‐ College
was a long time ago.
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You just picked up
an appetizer and said,
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"Who's ready to pâté?"
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[both laugh]
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‐ It's actually a solid joke.
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‐ Sorry, mi amor,
your game is gone.
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‐ I could talk
to any lady that I want
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at this party right now.
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‐ Oh, sweetie,
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you wouldn't last five minutes.
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‐ Is that a challenge?
Okay. Game on.
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Allow me to show you
how smooth I can be.
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[crashing]
‐ Oh.
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Okay. Bit of a rocky start.
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‐ Just‐‐sorry, um...
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‐ Did you go with the satin
or silk pillowcase for Emily?
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‐ Actually, I went
a different way.
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I got her "An Oral History of
the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire."
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It's a book
from a used bookstore.
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‐ You got a woman who owns
a Prada toothbrush
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a pre‐owned book about people
who died in a sweatshop?
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‐ No, I saved a tree
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while sharing an important
moment in U. S. labor history.
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What? I would love this
if someone gave it to me.
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‐ Of course
you would love this
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because you enjoy this stuff.
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‐ I feel like you
are not saying something.
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‐ Okay.
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For my last birthday,
I strongly hinted
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that I wanted bath bombs
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by telling you,
"I want bath bombs,"
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and instead, you got me‐‐
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‐ That adorable bralette
made of natural fibers.
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‐ It was a burlap bralette
that was very itchy.
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I'm just concerned
it's gonna be an awkward moment
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where Emily's opening up
your sweatshop book
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in front of
all her fancy friends.
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‐ Opening gifts at the party?
What, is she five?
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‐ Well, maybe she's just
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unencumbered
by social norms and...
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Sorry.
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Team Connor!
[laughs]
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‐ Okay.
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Hey, guys.
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What did you get Emily
for her birthday?
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‐ Oh, a bottle of perfume.
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‐ Yeah, we know it's her
favorite 'cause one time
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she sprayed it in my face when
she thought I was a mugger.
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It was pretty clear it was me.
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I mean, it was
in broad daylight.
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‐ Denise thinks that Emily
is going to hate my gift,
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but you guys always like
what I get you, right?
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‐ Oh, my God. Yeah. Totally.
‐ Mm.
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‐ What kind of gifts
has Sarah given you
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over the years
that you just love so much?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Specifically?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Hmm...
‐ So many.
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‐ Yeah, it's hard
to choose just one.
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‐ You can pick as many
as you want.
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‐ Thanks, Denise.
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I would say
the charcoal deodorant
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definitely worked
and did not give me a rash.
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‐ Yes. Tempeh cookbook.
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‐ "Tempeh to Z," a classic.
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‐ She loved it.
‐ Oh, good.
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So, if pressed, would you say
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that my gift giving
is, I don't know...
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‐ You...unique.
‐ You.
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‐ Oh, I was‐‐
both: Unique.
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‐ Oh, that's so nice.
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‐ Excuse us for a second.
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Tom is on a mission.
‐ Oh.
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‐ So we're just gonna go
over here.
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‐ Okay, I'm gonna go
ask Connor.
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‐ Sure.
Let's keep digging this hole.
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‐ Target acquired,
J. A. R. V. I. S.
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J.A.R.V.I.S.,
Iron Man's operating system.
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‐ You should definitely talk
to her about Iron Man
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and all that cool stuff
in the comics
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that was left out
of the movies.
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She'll probably
throw her underwear at you.
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‐ Hey. I'm Tom.
I'm Connor's brother.
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‐ Oh, hi. I'm Linda.
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Emily and I were
sorority sisters.
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Tri‐Delts!
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‐ Oh!
[both laugh]
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I always kind of wanted
to pledge myself, but‐‐
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‐ You don't look like you
do well with hazings.
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‐ No, you'd be surprised.
[both laugh]
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What do you do for a living?
‐ I'm in real estate.
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‐ Okay. That must be great
in the San Francisco market.
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‐ It is, but I'm actually
looking to expand
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further outside the city.
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‐ Oh, okay.
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It's "farther."
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‐ I'm sorry, what?
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‐ It was just, uh,
you said "further."
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I think you meant "farther."
It's a common mistake.
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Farther
is for physical distance.
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But it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
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You were saying
you're in real estate.
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‐ If you'll excuse me,
I need to get
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a little farther away from you.
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‐ Okay.
It's a sick burn.
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Ah. So close to five minutes.
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‐ You made it‐‐
56, 57, 58 seconds.
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‐ Look, I'm just
getting started, okay.
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Hold my drink.
‐ Oh.
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‐ I'm going back in.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ Actually, give that to me.
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I don't know what to do
with my hands.
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[soft rock music playing]
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‐ So I was looking around,
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and I didn't see
those Tibetan sound bowls...
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the ones I got you
last Christmas.
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‐ Oh, yeah.
No, I never opened those.
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‐ But it was a gift.
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‐ Yeah, you suck at gifts.
You didn't know that?
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‐ I've been trying
to get her there.
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‐ After you got me that novel
about that girl in Peru
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who gets cancer...
‐ "Fernanda's Miracle."
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‐ And that bracelet
made by genius women...
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‐ Indigenous women,
and it was an anklet.
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‐ I just started tossing
your gifts in the closet
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without unwrapping 'em.
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You never got me a puppy,
did you?
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Think we're running low
on shrimp?
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I bet we are, oh.
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Good on shrimp?
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‐ Okay.
So I'm a bad gift giver.
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‐ Yes.
‐ Yes.
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So Emily's gonna start
opening gifts soon.
251
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I need to swap mine out.
252
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,438
Should I re‐gift
something of Connor's?
253
00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,728
‐ Oh, well, that is exactly
254
00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,021
what a go‐getter
like Emily would think.
255
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:44,903
‐ You need to stop.
256
00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,454
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.
257
00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,605
‐ Thank you for throwing this.
‐ Oh, yeah, of course.
258
00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,743
‐ I don't wanna brag,
but are we kind of, like,
259
00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:56,581
killing this whole divorce
thing, like, best exes ever?
260
00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,868
‐ Right, living our best lives,
thriving.
261
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,503
‐ Moving on, dating.
262
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,290
‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ I mean, I‐‐
263
00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,464
I am dating.
‐ Right.
264
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,093
‐ Are you?
265
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,379
‐ No, not yet.
266
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,013
You know, I've mostly
just been focusing on, like,
267
00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,640
work and Gretchen, leg day.
‐ Right.
268
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,348
‐ But it's cool, you know.
269
00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,728
I'd actually love to meet,
um...
270
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,516
‐ Oh, Alec.
‐ Alec, right.
271
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,809
‐ You know,
I was gonna invite him,
272
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:23,812
but then I figured,
you know, it's, like,
273
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,363
just too soon for that.
274
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,396
‐ What? No. No. It's cool.
275
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,940
‐ Oh, yeah.
You sound cool about it.
276
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,153
‐ No, I mean,
the night's young.
277
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,243
Why don't you tell him to‐‐
278
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,988
tell him to cruise?
279
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,870
‐ You don't want that.
‐ No, seriously. Text him.
280
00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,237
‐ Okay. If you insist.
281
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,624
Consider him texted.
282
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,711
‐ Cool.
[both chuckle]
283
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,416
You want to meet him,
right, Lupe?
284
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,286
‐ Nope.
285
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,634
‐ Cool.
286
00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,089
‐ ♪ Ooh, bop ♪
287
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,180
‐ The thing they don't tell you
about Model U. N.
288
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,505
is how cutthroat it is.
289
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,180
‐ Oh, sorry.
I have to take this.
290
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,469
‐ ♪ No, you're nevergonna get it ♪
291
00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,722
‐ For 40 years, Magneto
is Scarlet Witch's father
292
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,564
and then suddenly, retcon!
293
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,559
What?
[chuckles]
294
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,861
See, for me, escape rooms
aren't about the puzzle, right?
295
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,356
It's about building a world.
296
00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,568
‐ Nope.
‐ Lupe, please.
297
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,778
‐ ♪ No, you're nevergonna get it ♪
298
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,659
‐ Tom's pride needs
some alcohol.
299
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,236
‐ This crowd is not
sophisticated enough
300
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,451
for my space camp anecdotes.
301
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,580
Of course you don't
"go to space."
302
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,037
I mean, space camp
is to prepare you for space.
303
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:26,959
‐ [laughing]
Yeah, yeah.
304
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,050
So I‐‐I told Emily
to invite Alec,
305
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:29,995
and now my brain kinda
feels like
306
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,054
it's having a heart attack.
307
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,417
‐ Alec, the new boyfriend?
308
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,433
‐ No, Alec Baldwin,
the voice of Boss Baby.
309
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,885
Wh‐‐
310
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,465
‐ You said you were okay
with him coming over?
311
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,970
‐ Wow, congratulations, Denise.
312
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,642
You caught me in a lie.
‐ Connor...
313
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,140
‐ I know I made you guys think
that I'm, like,
314
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,982
totally fine right now...
‐ I never thought that.
315
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,597
‐ But I am not totally fine,
okay?
316
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,023
I don't want Alec to come here,
317
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,231
but I can't tell Emily that
and show weakness.
318
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,192
So, what, I'm just supposed
to let this Alec guy show up
319
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,032
at my house that I own
and walk around
320
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,487
like he's so great
and I'm just some loser?
321
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,857
[groans]
322
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,454
I'm all in my head, man.
323
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,448
Is this what it feels like
to be you, Tom?
324
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,660
‐ Pretty much, yeah.
‐ Oh, I hate it.
325
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,161
‐ Yeah, it's not great.
‐ [grunts]
326
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,287
[upbeat music]
327
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,672
‐ I got it.
328
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,458
So Alec can't come to the party
329
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,551
if there's no party, right?
330
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,377
So what if I tell everyone
the shrimp is bad
331
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,803
and they gotta go home
and brace for impact?
332
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,471
Tom, you can fake diarrhea,
right?
333
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,969
‐ How would I fake diarrhea?
334
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,011
‐ That's a good point.
335
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,314
It's gotta be the real thing.
336
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,017
That's on you, man.
‐ What?
337
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,479
‐ Okay. I'll try.
338
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,858
If you're not ready
to meet this Alec guy,
339
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,515
that is totally understandable.
340
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,983
Okay, just tell Emily that.
341
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,233
It is not a sign of weakness.
342
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,904
‐ You want me to admit
343
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,363
that I can't handle meeting
her new boyfriend
344
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,742
because this divorce
has sucked me
345
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,069
into a black hole
of my own emotions?
346
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,743
‐ A black hole
isn't actually a hole.
347
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,122
It's compressed star matter‐‐
348
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,368
I hear it.
I hear myself now. Sorry.
349
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,920
‐ Fine.
I'll tell her the truth.
350
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,575
I'll admit I don't want
her boyfriend to come.
351
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:53,053
♪ ♪
352
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,796
Hey, Em.
Um, so speaking of Alec‐‐
353
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,838
‐ You know, he's gonna
love your place.
354
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,261
He's a huge Matt Damon fan.
355
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,089
He has "Adjustment Bureau"
on Blu‐ray.
356
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,764
‐ Hmm, I mean,
that's lesser Damon,
357
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:05,313
but anyways,
I was thinking maybe...
358
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,728
he shouldn't come.
359
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,766
‐ Okay, because, like,
having him here
360
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,270
is gonna make you feel awkward?
361
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,021
‐ What? No.
I just‐‐it's getting late,
362
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:16,154
and I don't want him to,
you know,
363
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,652
show up when
the party's winding down.
364
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,164
‐ Okay. You know,
he's gonna make you awkward.
365
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,945
So I'm just gonna let him know
not to come.
366
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,079
‐ I'm not awkward.
You're awkward.
367
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,945
‐ Okay.
‐ And I changed my mind.
368
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,002
I want him here.
369
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,905
Hey, everybody!
370
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,924
A few minutes ago, I invited
371
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,916
Emily's new boyfriend, Alec,
to the party.
372
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,259
‐ What is he doing?
‐ Crashing and burning.
373
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,375
‐ So now that everyone
knows that,
374
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,842
can't back out of it.
375
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,511
It's a done deal.
376
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:44,760
So that's just great, isn't it?
377
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,724
Anyways,
there's tons of shrimp.
378
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,734
Please eat the shrimp.
Okay.
379
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,895
‐ Cool.
380
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,896
‐ I'm gonna
have to go this way.
381
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:53,817
There's nothing over there.
382
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,855
♪ ♪
383
00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,489
‐ Any women left to scare away?
‐ Okay.
384
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,858
I'd like to see you try
and talk
385
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,624
to one of these people
for five minutes.
386
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,536
‐ [scoffs]
Easy, peasy.
387
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,615
I might be a little older,
have a few more miles on me,
388
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,831
but I could still go all night.
389
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,042
‐ Oh, okay.
390
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,581
Uh, how about this guy?
391
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,420
‐ Okay.
392
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,382
Hold this.
‐ All right.
393
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,802
‐ I know what to do
with my hands.
394
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,430
‐ [chuckles]
395
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,427
‐ Oh, that‐‐no, never mind.
Thanks.
396
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,730
[chuckles]
I'm Marina.
397
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:32,015
Are you friends with
the ex‐bride or the ex‐groom?
398
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,560
‐ I'm Max, and I'm
kind of ex‐friends with both.
399
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,234
‐ Sounds like there's
a backstory there,
400
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,862
a good five minutes at least.
401
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,029
‐ No. I'm kidding.
I'm friends with both of them.
402
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,858
‐ Yeah, it's never good
to take sides with the exes.
403
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,624
Oh, I'm about to sneeze.
Sorry.
404
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,906
I just‐‐after
having three kids,
405
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,999
I don't have the best‐‐
[chuckles]
406
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,325
The best bladder control.
407
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,999
‐ Okay.
‐ Oh.
408
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,998
Whew. Okay, false alarm.
409
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,340
You were saying?
‐ You know, I should say hi
410
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,045
to a friend over there.
‐ Right.
411
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,547
Was it the three kids part
or the bladder thing?
412
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,508
A bit of both? Okay.
413
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,627
Nice meeting you.
414
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,810
That was just a warm‐up.
‐ Okay.
415
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,265
‐ ♪ Ooh, bop ♪
416
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,175
‐ I go to concerts
all the time.
417
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,234
The last one I saw was‐‐
418
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,978
well, it was "The Wiggles,"
but before that‐‐
419
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,571
huh, it was also "The Wiggles."
420
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,936
They're actually kinda good.
‐ Sorry.
421
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,362
I have to take this.
422
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,571
[both laughing]
‐ I know.
423
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,202
Oh, Sorry. For a second there
I thought I was leaking.
424
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,580
I'm wearing a real bra
for once,
425
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,156
and I didn't put
the nursing pads in it.
426
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,251
And sometimes you look down
and it's, like,
427
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,865
ah, wet t‐shirt contest.
428
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,423
And I see
I've tanked this one too.
429
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,587
Moving on.
430
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,295
‐ ♪ Bop ♪
431
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:43,255
‐ You think Emily would want
a partially used candle
432
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,887
or some lightly worn
Nike Air Maxes?
433
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,055
‐ Oh, here it is,
434
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,965
your gift graveyard.
‐ [gasps]
435
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,524
Oh, my God.
These are all mine.
436
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:57,058
Ah! Oh, this was
a "Topple the Patriarchy" mug,
437
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,733
and a build‐your‐own
composting kit?
438
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,401
I'm sorry, but these presents
are fantastic.
439
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,399
‐ Yeah.
440
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,901
‐ I'm gonna keep them.
‐ They'd be happier with you.
441
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,203
‐ Yeah.
442
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,826
♪ ♪
443
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:13,285
‐ So...feel like making
another run at it, or...
444
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,957
Yeah, me neither.
445
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,456
‐ This used to be
so easy for me.
446
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,708
It's like ever since
I've had kids,
447
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,999
I've forgotten how to be
around grown‐ups.
448
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,264
‐ Oh, come on.
449
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,467
It's not that bad.
450
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,466
‐ [sneezes]
451
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,717
♪ ♪
452
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,849
Ah. Just got worse.
453
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,346
‐ Oh.
454
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,269
♪ ♪
455
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,438
‐ Oh, my God.
Linda, silk pillowcase!
456
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,687
You know, I've been dying
for one of these,
457
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,859
but it's the kind of thing
458
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,277
that I would never get
for myself.
459
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,105
Okay.
460
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,820
‐ Oh, here it comes.
461
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,660
‐ Don't worry.
I took care of it.
462
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,405
‐ Took care of it?
Who are you, Ray Donovan?
463
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,987
‐ From Tom and Marina.
‐ Uh‐‐
464
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,454
‐ Let's see,
"The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire,
465
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,584
An Oral History."
Okay.
466
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,042
‐ That's not‐‐we didn't‐‐
‐ And it's used.
467
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,842
Message received, Tom.
Moving on.
468
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,087
‐ Did you switch the cards?
‐ All right.
469
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,089
From Sarah and Denise.
470
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,052
How did you know
this is my signature scent?
471
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,972
‐ I just knew.
‐ No, that was‐‐
472
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,761
‐ Oh, my God, enough, Tom.
All right, so just
473
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,314
write this down,
Sarah and Denise.
474
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,558
‐ I cannot believe
you did that.
475
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,270
That was positively
Emily‐esque.
476
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,691
Way to own your power.
477
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,229
‐ I'm still tingling.
[both chuckling]
478
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,534
‐ [clears throat]
‐ [whispers] Sorry.
479
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,068
♪ ♪
480
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,571
‐ So where is this guy?
481
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,823
How long am I supposed to wait?
482
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,284
‐ Okay, look, Connor,
I could tell
483
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,454
that you didn't want Alec
to come,
484
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,452
so I just told him not to.
485
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,544
‐ What? I made it pretty clear
that I want him to come.
486
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,959
Did you not hear
my big announcement?
487
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,827
‐ See, yeah, that's kinda
what did it for me.
488
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,134
‐ Oh, I see
what's going on here.
489
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,548
You would feel awkward.
490
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,456
That's why you don't
want him to come.
491
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,474
‐ Uh, no.
‐ You're afraid.
492
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,546
‐ I'm not afraid.
You're afraid.
493
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,180
‐ You know what?
494
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,007
If you're gonna be all weird
about this Alec situation,
495
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,392
maybe I should
just call this party off.
496
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,888
‐ No, you can't
just take my cake away.
497
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,350
‐ Yeah, I can.
498
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,430
What, is there some
kind of birthday cake law?
499
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,444
‐ Yeah, actually, there is.
500
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,935
‐ I'm the host, okay?
501
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,937
Until you blow out the candles,
this is host cake.
502
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,109
‐ It has my name on it!
503
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,516
‐ Oh, yeah?
504
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,244
‐ Oh, my gosh!
You ruined my cake!
505
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,776
‐ Why don't you get Alec
to buy you a new one?
506
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,159
‐ Because there is no Alec!
507
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,699
[all gasping]
508
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,660
Oh, my God.
Look what you did.
509
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,791
‐ What's going on?
510
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,124
‐ Oh, hey. sweetie.
‐ Hi.
511
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,963
we were just, you know,
playing around.
512
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,500
‐ Oh, yeah, just having fun.
[laughs]
513
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,924
‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah, oh.
514
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,263
‐ Yeah, I thought you guys
were, like,
515
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,468
fighting or something.
516
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,677
‐ No, no.
‐ Oh, no, no, no, baby girl.
517
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,598
‐ I had a nightmare.
Do you think you could
518
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,766
check under my bed
for bat monsters?
519
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,725
‐ Yeah, of course,
but I promise you,
520
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,185
there's nothing there.
521
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,685
‐ But if there is,
you know Mommy and Daddy
522
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,518
will take it down fast, right?
523
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,193
‐ That's true.
524
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,821
Let's go.
‐ Let's go check it out.
525
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,148
‐ [sighs]
526
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,952
[soft music]
527
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:57,907
♪ ♪
528
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,830
‐ So how do you know Emily?
529
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,789
♪ ♪
530
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,459
‐ What?
‐ Or are you friends
531
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,627
with Connor?
‐ What are you doing?
532
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,785
‐ Hi, I'm Tom.
533
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,253
I'm a novelist.
534
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,214
You probably haven't read
any of my work.
535
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,049
‐ I'm Marina.
‐ Oh, Marina.
536
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,221
What a beautiful name.
537
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,220
‐ I'm, um...
I'm a stay‐at‐home mom.
538
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,774
Former lawyer.
539
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,887
And I'm thinking of eating
this floor cake.
540
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,944
‐ Well, not to brag,
but one time,
541
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,518
I ate a dinosaur chicken nugget
542
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,284
that I peeled off
my toddler's foot.
543
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,356
‐ [gasps]
Oh, so you have kids?
544
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,412
‐ Oh, way too many.
545
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,447
‐ [laughs]
546
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,410
[uplifting music]
547
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:43,461
♪ ♪
548
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,246
‐ You do realize Gretchen
549
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,839
just tricked us into
reading her five books?
550
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,045
‐ I mean, your unicorn voice
was pretty on point.
551
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,086
‐ Oh, that's kind
of you to say.
552
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,219
‐ [giggles]
‐ What about you?
553
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,795
You became that magical tree.
554
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,550
‐ The forest is full
of wonder.
555
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,222
‐ [laughs]
556
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,560
So why'd you lie?
557
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,689
‐ I wanted you to think
that I was
558
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,355
handling this whole divorce
thing better than you.
559
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,855
I mean, you're doing so well.
560
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,316
Every time I call,
561
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,186
I can hear your family
in the background
562
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:15,823
talking and laughing,
making fun of Tom.
563
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,121
And Gretchen just
goes on and on about, like,
564
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,325
how happy she is
with her cousins,
565
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:24,326
and I just, you know,
566
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,790
wanted you to think
I'm doing okay too.
567
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,544
I don't know if you've heard,
but I'm kind of
568
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,134
the most competitive person
in the world.
569
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,470
‐ Mm, I‐‐I don't know.
I think I am.
570
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,466
‐ No, I am.
‐ No, I think I am.
571
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:42,349
‐ Mm‐mm. Well, you were willing
to throw this party for me.
572
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,348
So I guess, you know, you win.
573
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,401
‐ Emily, I only
threw this party
574
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,645
to convince you I'm doing okay.
575
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,148
Tom would call that irony.
576
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,689
‐ Oh, God. He's so exhausting.
577
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,953
‐ Oh, I know, but trust me,
578
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,445
I'm still struggling
with this whole thing.
579
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,487
I'm a mess.
‐ Aww.
580
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,702
That's nice to hear.
‐ Oh, yeah?
581
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,123
‐ Yeah.
‐ [chuckles] It is?
582
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,502
‐ So what do we do now?
583
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,288
‐ Get back down there
and salvage some cake.
584
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,381
‐ No, I mean, with us?
585
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:15,007
‐ I guess we just keep trying
to get better at this.
586
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,590
We have to for Gretchen.
587
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,892
‐ For Gretchen. Yeah.
588
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:26,515
♪ ♪
589
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,347
‐ I like leaving someone else's
birthday with presents.
590
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:33,863
Oh, and one of these
is for you.
591
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,899
‐ A bath bomb!
‐ Mm‐hmm.
592
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,324
‐ Thank you.
‐ Yeah.
593
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,783
‐ Did you...
‐ Steal it from Connor? Yeah.
594
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,703
‐ Yeah, I'm gonna
take this too.
595
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,874
Go, go, go, go, go!
596
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,537
‐ Oh, man. I should have
taken the orchid.
597
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,796
[man singing in Spanish]
598
00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:03,717
♪ ♪
599
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,677
‐ [speaking Spanish]
600
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:15,654
♪ ♪
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