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[upbeat music]
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‐ Chapter one.
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This is the storyof the Hayworth family.
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‐ Oh, no.
‐ Oh!
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‐ Three siblings who lovedeach other.
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‐ What do I owe you?
‐ $1,150, brother.
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‐ Oh, dang.
‐ Okay.
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But money sometimes gotin the way.
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Sarah was the middle child
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and the onewith the least money.
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She lived in a tiny apartmentwith her wife, Denise,
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and their two kids.
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They were always on topof each other.
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Literally.
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‐ Hi, I was just calling
about the counselor position.
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Oh, you got the job.
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So you were supposed
to fill the position,
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but you gave it to yourself.
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That's fun.
Quick question.
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Why did you even have me
come in?
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I mean, you didn't even
validate my parking, so‐‐
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‐ And we are so happy for you.
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It's a tough job market
out there right now.
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Good luck, and let us know
if anything else opens up.
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‐ Can I just say
one more thing?
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‐ There is a better job
out there for you.
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In the meantime, do you want
to bake some cookies
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and look at pictures
of Cate Blanchett in suits?
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‐ [laughs]
Yes, I would.
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‐ I thought we were going
to Uncle Connor's place.
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‐ Yeah, his house has
a second floor.
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‐ We have a second floor.
‐ You're sitting on it!
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‐ A few minutes away,
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Sarah's younger brother Connorhad moved to the Bay Area
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with his wife and daughter.
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He'd made a fortunein finance,
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so much that he boughthis house from Matt Damon.
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Yes, that Matt Damon.
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They even had a live‐in nanny.
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‐ Lupe, can you do the thing?
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‐ A nanny who took care of allof them.
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‐ [laughs]
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‐ Daddy, when do the cousins
get here?
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‐ Soon, baby.
Today's gonna be epic.
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Whole family together...
‐ Yeah, it's gonna be lit.
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‐ That's my girl.
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Lupe.
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Come on.
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You're the best, Lupe!
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‐ In between Connor and Sarahfinancially
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was the oldest sibling,
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Tom.
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He was middle‐class, but
definitely not middlebrow.
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[toddler babbling]
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What?
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‐ Yeah, you know what?
You're right.
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It's the wrong kind of funny.
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‐ [babbles]
‐ Good point.
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Tom grew up the golden child
of the family,
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and actually became
a bestselling novelist.
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But his latest novel had sold
about five copies,
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as the public had failed
to appreciate its subtlety,
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and the author photo was not
the one the author chose.
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With the expenses piling up,
he now faced the humiliation
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of having to ask
his little brother for a loan.
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‐ [laughs]
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‐ What, you're a critic, too?
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‐ Mom!
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‐ Also...
‐ I'm bored!
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‐ He had too many kids.
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‐ Investigators saidthey'd never seen
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a murder so gruesome,
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but what they foundunder the floorboards
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was even more disturbing.
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‐ Well, got in almost half
a page
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before they started crying.
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‐ Your secret book about
Uncle Connor and Aunt Sarah?
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‐ Oh, no, no, no, sweetie.
It's not a secret.
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I'm just‐‐I'm...
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hiding it from them.
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‐ Que gallina es tu papá?
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‐ Mom said you're a chicken.
‐ [gasps]
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‐ Well, that's just
nasty in two languages.
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Don't forget, we're going
to Connor's at 3:00.
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‐ Great, that'll give me
enough time
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to keep doing laundry
for the rest of my life.
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‐ Love you, honey!
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Yo, bro, comma, psyched
to see your new dump,
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exclamation point.
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Smiley face.
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‐ Yeah, did you buy it
from someone famous?
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I can't remember.
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‐ Ha ha, very funny.
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You do know it was
Matt Damon though, right?
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‐ [chuckles]
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[upbeat music]
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[upbeat music]
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‐ I wouldn't want someplace
this big‐‐it's too big!
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I mean, who would want
all this space?
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So many rooms, no one would
ever find you.
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‐ I'm going for it.
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I'm just gonna look him
right in the eye.
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I'm gonna say "Connor,
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I know everyone thinks
my career is thriving‐‐"
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‐ Honey, I support you whether
you decide to ask for the loan
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or you don't, but I just can't
keep hearing about it.
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‐ It's hard to ask
your baby brother for money.
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‐ Well, don't think of him
as your baby brother.
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Think of him as a cartoon duck
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swimming in a pool
of gold coins.
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‐ He has a pool of gold coins?
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‐ No.
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I don't think so.
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‐ Hey!
‐ Hi.
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‐ Hey.
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‐ So are we still not telling
your brothers
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that you lost your job?
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‐ Not today, no.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Oh, your cheese cave
has a wine cellar?
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Cool, I'm unemployed.
‐ Okay.
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‐ I just‐‐I don't need
Tom's advice
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or Connor's sympathy fist bump.
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‐ Okay, Lulu, we haven't seen
Connor in over a year,
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so maybe let's not get
in a fight
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and storm out this time.
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Okay, I know your brothers
are Scorpios,
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but they're still good people.
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‐ You know I don't believe
in that stuff.
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‐ That's a very Capricorn thing
to say.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ Oh, wow, look!
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‐ Dibs on tiny Porsche!
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‐ Ready for this?
‐ Do I have a choice?
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‐ No.
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[screaming]
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‐ Oh, my God!
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‐ Hey.
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‐ Oh, my gosh, come on,
you have to see my dolls.
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‐ Cool, what are
their pronouns?
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‐ Come on!
‐ Whoa!
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‐ So cool!
‐ Oh, thank you.
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‐ You got it, right?
‐ Yeah.
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[light percussive music]
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‐ De dónde eres?
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‐ Colombiana, y tú?
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‐ Quería, Mexicana.
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‐ Nobody's perfect.
‐ Oh.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ This is obscene.
‐ I feel dirty.
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‐ So what do you guys think?
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‐ So nice.
‐ It's really tasteful.
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ I can't believe I'm finally
so close to you guys.
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We went stir‐crazy in Seattle
this past year.
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‐ Ugh, I'm sure it was so hard
for you and Emily
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to be quarantined
with an infinity pool.
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‐ No, my pool guy blew up
on TikTok.
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So he's like a full‐time
pool boy influencer now,
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just doing all like, you know,
this kinda...
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I don't know, but we had
to throw the tarp on.
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The pH balance got all out
of whack.
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It's‐‐
‐ Ugh, I'd move, too.
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‐ Hey, where is Emily?
She traveling for work again?
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‐ Yeah, her firm owns
a pipeline
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in one of the Dakotas.
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I don't know.
Someone's got to pay the bills.
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‐ Didn't you make,
like, $5 million last year?
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‐ Yeah, but Em makes,
like, real money.
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‐ I don't even want to know
what you think real money is.
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‐ Oh, Tom, by the way,
finally read your book.
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‐ You did?
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‐ Yeah‐‐well, first chapter,
but, man.
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So far I got to say it is...
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a much anticipated follow‐up.
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‐ We talk about how problematic
it is?
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‐ Oh, should I not read it?
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‐ Well, there's exactly
zero women.
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‐ It's about
a prison baseball team in 1906.
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‐ That sounds dope.
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‐ I thought you read
the first chapter.
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‐ It's a long chapter, Tom.
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‐ Look, Sarah, obviously I'm
an ally.
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‐ Yeah, Sarah, he married
a Latina.
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Doesn't he get points for that?
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‐ I didn't actually do it
for points.
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‐ Just the idea of points
is so toxic.
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‐ Okay, well definitely not
less points.
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‐ Fewer points.
‐ You have a problem.
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‐ Oh, my God, we get it.
You're a bestselling writer.
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‐ And this is the playroom.
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‐ Huh, okay, whoo.
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‐ Wow.
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‐ Shamiah, you got all the
orange and all the railroads.
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Guys, let me save you
six hours.
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Shamiah's already won the game.
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‐ All right!
‐ But I've got both utilities.
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‐ [sighs]
Oh, Camila.
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All that means is that you just
spent $300
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on investments
with zero upgrade potential.
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Let me guess, you got Baltic,
too?
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Yeah, you got Baltic.
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‐ It's like
a Willy Wonka fever dream.
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‐ It's like an American Girl
store knocked up a Sephora.
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‐ It's like we're inside
Barbie's uterus.
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‐ It's like a rave
meets an ice cream shop,
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and they...
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I lost it.
‐ You tried.
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‐ Yeah, I lost it.
‐ You tried.
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‐ You got a lot of cash.
That's good.
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But it's not like the bank
is gonna pay you interest.
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‐ Go off, king.
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‐ Thank you, Kelvin.
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But let's talk about
your situation over here, bud.
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I mean, what's your strategy?
You're all over the place.
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The name of the game
is Monopoly.
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I'm seeing one of each color.
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‐ In chapter three,
add a flashback
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where Connor's greed is stoked
by Monopoly,
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a game which is ironically
designed to teach
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about income inequality.
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I'm writing a book.
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‐ Hm, I'm making
chicken fingers.
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‐ Yo, Tom, we're gonna call
Mom and Dad.
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And this is the kitchen.
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‐ Oh, wow.‐ Wow.
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‐ We love it.‐ Yes.
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‐ Is that Matt Damon's juicer?
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‐ Hey, what's he like?
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‐ Who, MD?
Oh, he was great.
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Yeah, I mean, when my realtor
emailed his realtor
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about the inspection,
he responded like, so fast.
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‐ Wow.‐ That is so Matt Damon.
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‐ And to think you and Tomshared that tiny little room
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growing up together.
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My millionaireand my big shot writer.
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‐ Hi, I'm here, too.
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‐ Of course, you are.How's work, sweetie?
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‐ Oh, so great.
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‐ Oh, I love seeing allof you together.
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My kids, my grandkids,
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my wonderful ethnicdaughter‐in‐laws.
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‐ Mom, why would you say that?
‐ Mom, come on.
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‐ What?They know I love them.
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Hola, Marina.Café con leche.
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‐ That's right, Grandma.
Those are Spanish words.
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‐ Hey, mom.
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I know that Thanksgiving
is a couple months off,
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but I would like to try again
with the vegan turkey.
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I think the problem last time
was mostly in the taste
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and the texture area.
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00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,827
‐ Oh, Sarah...
252
00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,867
‐ Okay, fine,
there was a slight odor.
253
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,501
‐ I thought you told them.
254
00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,997
‐ No, Connor, you weresupposed to tell them.
255
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,090
‐ Told us what?
256
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,835
‐ Connor's taking usto the Turks and the Caicos!
257
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,338
‐ What?
258
00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,089
‐ I don't understand.
259
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,891
‐ She said it wrong.There's no "the."
260
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,335
‐ Dad.
261
00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,804
‐ He's taking usto Turks and Caicos?
262
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,564
‐ No, the one "the" is fine.
263
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,466
‐ But we always have
Thanksgiving
264
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,064
at Mom and Dad's place.
265
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,059
‐ Yeah, it's a tradition.
‐ It's like our only tradition.
266
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,021
‐ So you're sayingit's Turks and the Caicos.
267
00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,311
That sounds crazy.
268
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,824
‐ Guys, we'll call you back.
269
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,395
‐ Now you got me confused.
270
00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,952
‐ What, I can't take
Mom and Dad on a vacation?
271
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,196
‐ Connor, there's
51 other weeks of the year.
272
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:37,079
‐ Okay, but on Thanksgiving,
all we do is fight.
273
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,697
Why do you guys even care?
274
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,623
‐ Because it's our special day
of fighting.
275
00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:41,922
‐ And it's our special day
of drinking.
276
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,825
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Okay, I'll fix this.
277
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,713
You guys wanna come
to Turks and Caicos?
278
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,590
I'll bring everyone.
‐ That's not the point.
279
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,957
‐ Yeah, you're not getting it,
man.
280
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,764
So just airfare or you cover
hotel, too?
281
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,798
‐ Everything.
282
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,011
‐ Whew.
283
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,639
‐ Tom.
‐ What? No.
284
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,139
No, no, no.
Yeah, no, Sarah's right.
285
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,430
That's not the point.
‐ Okay, Connor, you know?
286
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,354
I didn't say anything
287
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:06,193
about your ridiculous
Matt Damon house
288
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,899
with its screening room,
and a backyard
289
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,779
that's inside the house,
and a closet
290
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,946
just for your kid's pajamas.
291
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,395
‐ It's a lot of pajama.
‐ You know what?
292
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,744
‐ Should we check out
the Japanese soaking tub?
293
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,869
‐ We're leaving.
‐ Okay.
294
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,325
‐ Okay?
Kelvin! Shamiah!
295
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,826
‐ Sarah!
‐ Come on.
296
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,908
‐ Well, she lasted an hour.
I owe Shamiah ten bucks.
297
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,413
‐ After the year we've all had!
298
00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,464
‐ It was so great seeing
all of you,
299
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,248
and she's gonna be back
for one more zing.
300
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,632
‐ And Matt Damon hasn't made
a good movie
301
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,471
since "We Bought a Zoo."
302
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,836
‐ And we're done.
303
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,513
Okay, Marina, I'm gonna send
you that link
304
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,351
to the seven‐minute workout,
and Connor,
305
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,756
welcome to the city.
306
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,524
‐ Thank you.
307
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,476
[electronic music]
308
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,146
‐ Wait, did she say
"We Bought a Zoo"?
309
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,403
‐ Why did we have to leave?
310
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,280
‐ I didn't even get to drive
the Bentley
311
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,357
‐ So, Lulu, to recap‐‐
‐ Please, no recap.
312
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,452
‐ You said
you weren't gonna storm out,
313
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:56,946
and then what happened?
314
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,699
‐ I stormed out.
‐ Yeah.
315
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,951
But I can tell you're
reconsidering
316
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,162
because we haven't left yet.
317
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,253
‐ No. I forgot the keys inside,
and I'm too embarrassed
318
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,039
to go back in and get them.
319
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,632
I think they're
on the towel warmer
320
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,797
next to the robot toilet.
321
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,875
‐ Didn't get to use that
either.
322
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,171
[knock on the window]
323
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:23,305
‐ Found these over
by the Sokito 5000.
324
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,808
You know it's got
a built‐in Bluetooth?
325
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,189
‐ I've got to poop in that.
326
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,436
‐ Look, I know you and Tom
were upset.
327
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,018
But when we were kids,
328
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,863
did we solve our problems
by running away?
329
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,028
No.
330
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,606
We'd figure it out.
331
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,531
And then we'd make up
by singing our favorite song.
332
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,369
You know?
♪ Mmm bop ♪
333
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,445
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm bop ♪
334
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,871
♪ Duba du duba du ♪
335
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,579
‐ Okay, stop,
you're butchering it.
336
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,459
‐ Look, I don't want her to go,
337
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,706
but make it a lot easier
to ask Connor for that loan.
338
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,588
Unless this puts him
in a bad mood.
339
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,125
‐ If you don't want to ask him
for the loan,
340
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,208
I could always go back to work
at the firm.
341
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,764
‐ I thought you hated
the firm.
342
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:59,047
‐ I hate a lot of things, Tom,
yet here I am.
343
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,762
‐ Come on, I've got
this whole day planned out.
344
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,472
Let's just go inside.
345
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,642
‐ I mean, he usually doesn't
put this much effort in.
346
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,232
And that toilet sounds
really cool.
347
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,847
‐ Yes, obviously we all want
to poop in that toilet.
348
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,483
‐ Let's go talk.
349
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,230
I've got the perfect room
where we can work this out.
350
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,822
[quirky music]
351
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:21,280
‐ Okay, so you meant
literally work it out.
352
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,702
‐ This is where I do
my best thinking.
353
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,950
‐ This is great.
354
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,292
I haven't been to a gym
in eight months.
355
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,156
‐ You guys can use it anytime
you want.
356
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,753
Just wipe off the equipment
when you're done.
357
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,288
‐ What's that smell?
358
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,291
‐ Oh, Matt Damon used to use
this room to dry meat.
359
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,003
Yeah, after "Monuments Men,"
360
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,713
he got real
into German cuisine.
361
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,673
‐ Okay, next time
just say sweat.
362
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,764
‐ Look, Connor.
Connor.
363
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,259
The reason why I'm upset
about Thanksgiving
364
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,262
is that you didn't even
consult us.
365
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,274
It just feels like,
since I make less money‐‐
366
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,096
‐ Well, fewer money.
367
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,731
Right, Tom?
368
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,267
‐ It feels like my opinion
matters less.
369
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,152
‐ Look, I'm sorry I have like
a ridiculous amount of money.
370
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,320
You want me to give it all
away?
371
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,778
I'll give it all away.
372
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,528
Obviously not all of it.
That'd be crazy.
373
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,451
‐ Come on, ask him.
‐ No, now is not the time.
374
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,450
‐ This is exactly the time.
‐ Hey, what's up?
375
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,162
‐ Hi.
‐ No secrets in the meat room.
376
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,792
Spit it out.
377
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,289
‐ Well...
‐ It‐‐
378
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,672
We're actually having
a sexual problem.
379
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,130
‐ Ew.
‐ What?
380
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,130
‐ I agree, we probably
shouldn't talk about it
381
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,631
in front of other people.
382
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,132
‐ We need to borrow money,
but Tom's afraid to ask.
383
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,264
‐ What?
‐ You do?
384
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,850
‐ No, no, no, no.
Look.
385
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,966
I know everyone thinks
that my career is thriving,
386
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,563
but the tru‐‐ahh!
387
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,268
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Oh!
388
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,348
‐ Tom.
389
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,562
‐ I'm good.
I'm good.
390
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,403
I'm okay.
I just‐‐
391
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,438
I hurt my elbow a little bit.
392
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,322
And my face.
393
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,613
‐ Wait, you need to borrow
money, why didn't you just ask?
394
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,784
‐ I've been trying,
but it's embarrassing.
395
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,124
It makes me feel
like a failure.
396
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,410
Nobody bought my last book.
397
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,254
‐ But the first three pages
were so good.
398
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,840
‐ I don't know what happened
to my life.
399
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,717
I mean, I was the A student,
right?
400
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,295
I'm the one who went
to an Ivy League school.
401
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,841
‐ Well...
‐ Cornell.
402
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,644
‐ I'm almost 40 and clipping
supermarket coupons
403
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,638
while my younger brother
subscribes to a magazine
404
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,770
about private jets.
405
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,808
‐ I don't subscribe
to that, Tom.
406
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,691
They send that for free.
407
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,478
‐ Every month
we fall further behind.
408
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,153
And three kids
are not cheap.
409
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,862
‐ Okay, I'm sorry that you're
going through this,
410
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,783
but you are not the only one
who's struggling.
411
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,703
‐ Okay, Lulu,
it's not a competition.
412
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,951
‐ And we could really
use the help.
413
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,543
‐ Well, we could also
use the help.
414
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,119
‐ Oh, I thought you said
it's not a competition.
415
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,964
‐ Well, Marina, you're
a corporate lawyer,
416
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,499
and I'm a public school
teacher,
417
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,513
and my savings account
is a mug.
418
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,715
‐ I'm not working anymore,
and you two have dual income,
419
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,925
and we just have Tom's
$12 royalty checks.
420
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,256
Sorry, honey.
421
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,470
‐ We don't have dual income
anymore
422
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,930
because I lost my job
last week.
423
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,180
‐ Ooh.
424
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,681
‐ They fired you from the...
425
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,143
‐ The school thing.
‐ The school thing?
426
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,194
‐ Do you even know what I do?
427
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,647
‐ Yeah.
‐ Yes.
428
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,517
‐ You're like a child‐‐
‐ You do guidance‐‐
429
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,154
‐ Research.
‐ Counseling.
430
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,690
‐ I'm a therapist
for low‐income, at‐risk kids.
431
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,324
‐ Yes, you are.
‐ Yeah.
432
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,611
‐ That's what I just said.
‐ That is exactly what you do.
433
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,994
‐ I wish I'd known
you were unemployed
434
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,990
before I asked for a loan.
435
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,581
Now I feel like a jerk.
436
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,196
‐ Oh, I'm sorry that the timing
of my getting laid off
437
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,624
was inconvenient for you.
438
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,082
‐ That's not what I‐‐
‐ Guys.
439
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,212
We're family, okay.
It's not a big deal.
440
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,709
I can float you both.
441
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,210
‐ Connor, I don't want
your money, okay?
442
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,302
Not from big pharma, fossil
fuels, or blood diamonds‐‐
443
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,547
‐ Okay, okay.
444
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,629
‐ But Tom shouldn't get it
either.
445
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,883
‐ Whoa!
446
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,804
‐ Oh, that's
a healthy attitude.
447
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,222
‐ How is that not toxic?
448
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,470
‐ Oh, the golden boy hits
his first speed bump
449
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,972
and immediately asks
for a bailout?
450
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,434
I mean, white privilege much?
451
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,813
‐ Mm‐mm.
‐ I'm sorry, I heard it.
452
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,940
‐ Guys, can we please,
for once, just not fight?
453
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,187
‐ I don't think
that's possible.
454
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,148
‐ I've been asking that
for 13 years.
455
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,358
‐ Honestly, it's a good thing
456
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,277
that we're canceling
Thanksgiving.
457
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,815
‐ Guys.
‐ Oh, no!
458
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,398
How am I supposed to survive
without your fake turkey?
459
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,113
‐ You said you liked it!
‐ I lied!
460
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,703
I can‐‐I can still feel it
in my mouth!
461
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,778
‐ Guys!
462
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,532
Come on!
463
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,834
Today was supposed to be epic.
464
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:57,288
I don't know why I thought
this would work.
465
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,920
‐ Oh.
466
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,876
‐ Why what would work?
467
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,587
‐ What is with him?
He's been acting weird all day.
468
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,548
All like,
"Let's be best friends.
469
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,798
Come check out my toilet."
470
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,430
‐ Wait, he said Emily's
on a business trip, right?
471
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,558
‐ In one of the Dakotas.
472
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,345
‐ There's, like,
500 closets here,
473
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,428
and I haven't seen any
of her stuff.
474
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,064
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Oh.
475
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,061
‐ Connor killed Emily.
476
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,243
‐ Sorry, I've had a lot
of wine.
477
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,025
[upbeat percussion music]
478
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,990
‐ Hey, Connor.
479
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,451
‐ Oh!
Okay.
480
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,661
Yep, real mature.
481
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,168
‐ Come on, man.
482
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,825
‐ Connor, please,
can we just talk?
483
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,174
Connor.
‐ We're losing him.
484
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,549
Circle back.
485
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:50,425
♪ ♪
486
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,046
‐ Even in a mini car, you drive
like an old lady, Tom.
487
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,805
‐ Emily's not just
on a business trip, is she?
488
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,481
‐ We haven't told Gretchen yet.
489
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,113
‐ Oh, my God.
What did you do?
490
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,359
‐ Dude, she was cheating on me.
491
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,612
‐ Oh.
‐ Wow, sorry.
492
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,954
‐ On top of that,
my super hot Pilates teacher
493
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,910
totally wanted it,
and I didn't even do anything.
494
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:17,951
‐ Okay.
495
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,834
‐ Why didn't you tell us?
496
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,882
‐ About the Pilates teacher?
You guys know Danica?
497
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,706
‐ No, not the‐‐
‐ She's great, right?
498
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,881
‐ No, not her.
499
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,379
‐ Why didn't you tell us
about Emily?
500
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,632
‐ I didn't know how.
501
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,434
I know how much you guys
look up to me.
502
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,757
‐ We don't.
‐ We do not.
503
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:39,603
‐ Emily was just so much better
at the whole parenting thing.
504
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,940
One of the reasons I wanted
to move back here, you know?
505
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,806
If I'm gonna be a single dad,
506
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,483
I want Gretchen to be
with her cousins, you know?
507
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,862
Be a normal kid.
508
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,238
[gentle music]
509
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,196
I guess...
510
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,327
I wanted to be a little closer
to you guys.
511
00:17:56,325 --> 00:18:00,445
♪ ♪
512
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,334
‐ Hey.
513
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:06,001
I'm really sorry for being such
a maniac about Thanksgiving.
514
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,632
‐ No, I should've checked
with you.
515
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,839
‐ Look.
516
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,220
We're gonna help you, okay?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
517
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,218
‐ Whatever you need.
You're not alone in this.
518
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,811
We're here for you.
‐ Yeah.
519
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,096
‐ We're family.
520
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,348
And speaking of which,
521
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,113
if you're serious
about that loan,
522
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,475
I'm totally gonna pay you back.
523
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,941
‐ Of course, man.
524
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,361
I would love to hold a loan
over your head.
525
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,490
I'm gonna bring it up
every time I see you.
526
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,407
‐ Wow, I'm looking forward
to that.
527
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,906
‐ Yeah.
[laughs]
528
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,527
You know, I really thought
529
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,954
that I was the one
with all the problems,
530
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,582
and that you two just had it
figured out.
531
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,119
‐ I thought
the exact same thing.
532
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,212
‐ What a relief.
We're all screwed up.
533
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,337
‐ Right, at least we're
all screwed up together.
534
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,626
‐ Aww.
535
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,339
♪ ♪
536
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,049
Actually, aww.
537
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,879
‐ [laughs]
‐ Come here.
538
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:59,144
♪ ♪
539
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,768
‐ There's so many relationships
in this life.
540
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,015
♪ Only one or two will last ♪
‐ Oh, no, no, no.
541
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,560
‐ [both] ♪ Through all
the pain and strife ♪
542
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,193
‐ Okay, yep.
543
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,360
‐ ♪ You turn your back,
and it's gone so fast ♪
544
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,359
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
545
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,071
‐ [together]
♪ And they're gone so fast ♪
546
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,452
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
547
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,698
♪ Mmm bop ♪
548
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,869
♪ Ba duba dop, ba du bop ♪
549
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:26,670
‐ ♪ Ba duba dop, ba du,yeah, yeah ♪
550
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,876
♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪
551
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,837
♪ Ba du bop, ba du dop ♪
552
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,548
♪ Ba du, yeah, yeah ♪
553
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,350
‐ This is the storyof the Hayworth family,
554
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,845
three siblingswho figured out
555
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,306
that while moneycan divide us,
556
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,637
it's family that unites us.
557
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:50,064
‐ Ohh!
558
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,574
It's okay.
559
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,855
There's no damage.
560
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,319
‐ Ooh.
561
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,899
‐ Yeah, there's actually
a little bit of damage.
562
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,408
‐ You sure you guys aren't mad
563
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,448
about not going
to the Caribbean?
564
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,990
‐ No.
565
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,503
Thanksgivingat Jason Bourne's old house?
566
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,996
Can't beat that.
567
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,537
‐ As long
as we're all together.
568
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,671
Bye, you guys.
‐ Bye.
569
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,838
‐ Love you, bye.
‐ Bye, love you.
570
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,296
‐ Love you, guys.
571
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,755
What the hell?
572
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,335
No Turks or Caicos.
573
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,880
‐ I bought new sandals.
574
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,263
‐ I bragged about this tripto Brenda.
575
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,970
I can't not go.
576
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,600
‐ We'll pay for it ourselves.
577
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,596
Let me checkour Radisson points.
578
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,058
‐ Every time.
579
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,348
‐ Yeah, honestly sometimes it
kind of feels
580
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,061
like it's on purpose.
581
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,771
‐ Why don't I just send them
to Turks and Caico?
582
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,231
‐ That's a very good idea.
‐ Permanently.
583
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,032
‐ All right, where were we?
584
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,355
‐ Oh, Uncle Tommy.
585
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,650
You owe my daddy a bunch
of money.
586
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,744
‐ Aw, it's just like real life.
587
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,070
[laughter]
588
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,834
‐ Hey, until that bestseller
comes out.
589
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,326
‐ What's the book about anyway?
590
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,827
‐ Yeah, Tom.
What's the book about anyway?
591
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,080
‐ Uh...
592
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:56,005
I haven't figured it out yet,
so...
593
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,175
‐ Okay, well, try to put
a woman in it this time, okay?
594
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,925
‐ Add woman to novel.
Got it.
595
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,597
[laughter]
596
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,136
‐ All right, my turn.
597
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,849
Mommy needs a new breast pump.
Here we go.
598
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,309
‐ As Tom looked at his family,
599
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,019
he felt closer to themthan ever before.
600
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,270
It was a feeling that he knewwould last.
601
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,612
[yelling]
602
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,358
‐ $2,000.
‐ Oh, my God.
603
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,649
‐ You don't need more money.
‐ He does this every time!
604
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,914
‐ At least, until theyfound out
605
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,236
he was writing a novelabout them,
606
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,910
and then they'd never talkto him again.
607
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,789
[upbeat music]
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