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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
The Education
of Frances Lawrence.
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Only one problem,
most of my friends
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wouldn't know
who Frances Lawrence was.
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The Education of Gidget.
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Elegance just died.
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Okay, compromise.
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The education of
Frances "Gidget" Lawrence.
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Six years
in elementary school...
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Six years in junior
and senior high school...
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[♪♪♪]
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After that, four years
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perplexing her professors
at the university.
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Sixteen long years
of conditioning, shaping,
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growing up, till at least I'm ready for the first grade,
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only this time
I'm the teacher.
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I'm in charge...
theoretically.
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Who am I?Cinderella.
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I'm late to the ball.
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Remember me
to Prince Charming.
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GIDGET:
Things have changed
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since I was in first grade
before.
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This is an experiment...
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an open school.
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Doors are open...
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windows are open...
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minds are open.
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If the kids are learning
half as much as I am,
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we're a smash.
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After Hopalong's
finished his snack,
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I'd like you
to read a little, Richie.
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Okay.
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MAN:
Miss Lawrence.
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Jeff!
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[BOTH EXCLAIM]
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[KIDS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
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Oh! Jeff, I'd like you to meet
some friends of mine.
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Hello.Who's he?
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He looks like
Prince Charming.
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Oh, that's close.
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You really want to know
who I am?
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Uh-huh.
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I'm the guy your teacher's
going to marry,
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glass slipper
or no glass slipper.
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
How did you manage to get
to Los Angeles so fast?
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Impatience and luck.
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A buddy of mine
programmed the computer
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to cooperate
on my discharge,
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and I wangled a jet lift
out of Saigon,
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and here I am.
So, what are we waiting for?
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Let's get married.
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Like when?Like now!
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Good morning, love ♪
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♪ Make yourself at home ♪
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♪ Come morning ♪
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♪ The time is right ♪
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♪ Every road I follow
Since the world was new ♪
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♪ Every doubt I borrowed
Every dream that grew ♪
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♪ Brought me to this moment ♪
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♪ When a part of me ♪
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♪ Becomes a part of you ♪
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♪ Good morning, love ♪
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♪ Fill yourself with me ♪
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♪ Oh I can't wait ♪
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♪ Let's begin ♪
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♪ Let's begin ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
My dad teaches
at the university
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and I'm afraid,
to a history professor,
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we seemed
a little impatient.
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We've been engaged
for over a year,
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and I'm the girl that doesn't
believe in long engagements.
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Still, there are certain
practical considerations.
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Free translation,
do you have a job?
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JEFF:
Yes.
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You do?I know, surprised me too.
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But, in spite of myself,
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I did end up with
an engineering degree.
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While I was
in the service,
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I had a chance to
specialize in aeronautics,
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so I applied to
Worldwide Dynamics,
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and what do you know?
They hired me.
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Where is Worldwide Dynamics?
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In Florida.
Town called Woodlake.
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So much for practical
considerations.
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Let's talk
about the wedding.
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Should be simple.Not too conventional.
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But not too far out.
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We could get married
at the beach where we met.
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Riding tandem on surfboards.
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Only if the surf's up.
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It should be informal.
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Intimate. But let's not
talk about it.
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Let's do it!
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
My sister Ann was
deliriously happy for us.
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And we couldn't stop crying.
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The wedding invitations
went out.
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The wedding presents
came in.
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Oh, that's from
Louie B. Latimer.
Who?
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Remember my landlord
in Greenwich Village?
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Oh, yeah, that nut
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who used to be
the kid star in the movies.
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He says that candelabra
was part of
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the furnishings
in "Dracula's Castle."
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It'll be handy if
we can't pay the light bill.
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Oh, listen, I want
to thank your buddy Tom
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for what he sent us,
but what did he send us?
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Well, this is an Air Force
inflatable life raft.
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Tom was low in cash,
but he wanted to send something.
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Listen,
you never know
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when an Air Force
inflatable life raft
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is going to come in handy.
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Hey...What?
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Is this really happening?
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We're getting married.I know.
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It's a big step.
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I just hope I'm up to it.
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I don't want to
disappoint you, Jeff.
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You won't.
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
The question of
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who was to be
the wedding photographer
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was answered by
a long distance phone call
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from Louie B. Latimer.
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Well, of course I'm coming
to the wedding!
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There was a time
when you couldn't
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have a wedding in Hollywood
without Louie B. Latimer.
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The bridegroom
was expendable,
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but not yours truly.
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I plan to capture the entire
spectacle on film for you.
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Oh, but that's wonderful
of you, Louie B.
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Am I ever anything less?
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[LAUGHS]
Frankly, I've been
looking for an excuse
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to make a pilgrimage
out there.
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I want to visit the scenes
of my former triumphs
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before they're all supermarkets
or savings and loans.
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Well, my dear,
I've got to run.
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I'm picketing the Freddy
Bartholomew Film Festival
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at the Museum
of Modern Art.
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If the public could only see
my screen test
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for "Little Lord Fauntleroy..."
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Okay, well, listen,
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thanks for calling,
and see you soon.
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Courage, my dear.
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Courage.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
In the ultimate utopia
of Gidget Lawrence Stevens,
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there will be only
hellos and hi there's.
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Positive,
no goodbyes.
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I just don't have
any talent for them.
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But the kids had it
all together as usual.
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Their wedding presents
were the best yet.
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Gourmet food...
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fine art...
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elegant home furnishings.
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See ya!
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CHILDREN:
Goodbye, Ms. Lawrence.
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[CHILDREN CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
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Richie...
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Richie, aren't you
going to say goodbye?
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No, I don't want to.
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Oh, well, I don't, either.
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Instead, suppose we talk
about the nice hello
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you're going to give
your new teacher.
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Richie, I have
a big favor to ask.
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I need someone to be
the ring-bearer at my wedding.
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I don't think I could do it.
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Oh, have I ever asked you
to do anything you couldn't?
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No, I don't think so.
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Listen, there isn't anyone
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that could do this
half as well.
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Please?
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Well, if you really need me.
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[♪♪♪]
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GIDGET:
Jeff and I began to believe
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the wedding
would never happen.
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But the great day
finally arrived.
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So, fortunately,
did Louie B. Latimer.
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This looks like the place.
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We'll shoot from here,
Anatole.
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I should be on a crane
for this,
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but I'll cut in some outtakes
from "Intolerance"
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and open it up.
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The ring-bearer, right!
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Look!
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Look at him, Anatole.
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Who do you see
standing there?
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Richie Coleman.
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No, no, me, me,
little Louie Latimer
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at the zenith
of my meteoric career.
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In my prime,
I was the ring-bearer
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at all the top
Hollywood weddings.
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One's plenty for me.
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The fans didn't care
who got married
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as long as
I carried the ring.
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Toby Wayne postponed
her wedding three months
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till I was available.
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Arline Judge wouldn't
think of getting married
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unless I was there.
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Once Lanny Ross tried
to steal the spotlight.
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He's yawning.
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I topped him,
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did a tango down the aisle
with the flower girl.
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[LAUGHS]
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I just hope I don't
drop the ring.
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A little nervous?
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Have you
on-camera jitters?
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Backward, turn backward,
oh time in your flight.
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It must be held so.
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Busby Berkeley
trained me for the role.
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One of Peggy Hopkins Joyce's
weddings.
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There was a girl who knew
how to get married.
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Head up!
Eyes front!
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Just a ghost of a smile,
as if you knew
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you were the most important
person in the world.
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But I'm not.
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Negative thinking!
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Repeat after me:
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"I am the most important
person in the world!"
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I am the most important
person in the world.
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And believe it.
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All right, now, let's have
a quick run-through.
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No, no, hold the cushion
with more reverence,
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and please,
just a wisp of a smile,
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not a toothy smirk.
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Perfect,
we're rolling.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You okay, Dad?
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Just allow me a few seconds
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to get used to
this new Frances.
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I was fooled too,
for a minute.
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But it's the same old me,
and whoever I am
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or whatever I am,
it's all thanks to you.
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I've been thinking about that.
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I'm about to hand you over
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to the man who's going to be
your husband,
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the man who expects you to be
a good and loving wife.
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And who have you had to
train you in the wifely arts?
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Well, you tried
to help me be
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a loving,
considerate person.
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Isn't that a big step
towards being a good wife?
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I've wanted to do
my best by you, Francie.
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I hope I've taught you
some of the things
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you'll need to know.
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Oh, of course you have,
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and I won't let you down, Dad.
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Or Jeff, ever.
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Here's the irony.
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I'm supposed to support you
down the aisle,
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and suddenly the old knees
feel double hinged.
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[CHUCKLES]
Well, lean on me, Dad.
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It's your turn.
259
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[SIGHS]
260
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[♪♪♪]
261
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[WEDDING MARCH PLAYING]
262
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Move slowly, slowly!
263
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PREACHER:
This is a joyful
occasion for us all.
264
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We are to share
with Jeff and Frances
265
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that solemn
and wonderful moment
266
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when they join their hands
and their hearts
267
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in an open testament
of their mutual love.
268
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They wish this commitment
they make,
269
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one to the other,
to be witnessed by us.
270
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May the love
they feel for each other
271
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be strengthened and supported
in their life
272
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by the love all of us
feel for them both.
273
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Please, join hands.
274
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:16,725
Jeff, do you take this woman
whose hand you hold,
275
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to be your wife,
and do you pledge,
276
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in sickness
and in health,
277
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in good times
and in bad,
278
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to be to her a faithful
and loving husband?
279
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I do.
280
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PREACHER:
Do you, Frances,
take this man,
281
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whose hand you hold,
to be your husband,
282
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:37,311
and do you pledge,
in sickness and in health,
283
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,095
in good times
and in bad,
284
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to be to him a faithful
and loving wife?
285
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,492
I do.
286
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,842
What tokens do you give
to bind these pledges,
287
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:47,756
one to the other?
288
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,593
Do you give these rings
as tokens
289
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to bind the common pledge
of your love and fidelity?
290
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,076
BOTH:
We do.
291
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,778
To finalize this moment,
292
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Jeff and Frances
wish to share some lines
293
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from a favorite poem.
294
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,089
[♪♪♪]
295
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No man is an island, entire of himself.
296
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Every man is a piece
of the continent,
297
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a part of the main.
298
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,230
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
299
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Europe is the less...
300
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,017
As well as if
a promontory were.
301
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,106
As well as if a man or of thy friends
302
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,585
or of thine own were.
303
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,587
Any man's death
diminishes me.
304
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Because I am involved in mankind.
305
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BOTH:
And therefore,
306
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:44,378
never send to ask
for whom the bell tolls.
307
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,946
It tolls for thee.
308
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,948
PREACHER:
By the authority
vested in me,
309
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I now pronounce you
man and wife.
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[ALL CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
311
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GIDGET:
The next couple of hours
are a happy golden blur.
312
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:10,882
Fortunately, we have Louie B's
incomparable record on film.
313
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:14,016
With a notable assist
from his friend Anatole.
314
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:18,151
Technically, the film put
the movies back 30 years,
315
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,674
but in terms
of our enjoyment,
316
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,371
it couldn't have been better.
317
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,243
[♪♪♪]
318
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,073
[♪♪♪]
319
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,032
GIDGET:
There were times
in the confusion
320
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,469
before the wedding
when I envied Eve.
321
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,298
She and Adam had the first
and best wedding.
322
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,952
Our honeymoon showed me
what it must have been like
323
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,824
in the Garden of Eden,
324
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:26,175
when there were only
two people in the whole world,
325
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:29,048
and they happened to be
in love with each other.
326
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,267
And in our case,
lucky enough to honeymoon
327
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,357
in a Malibu beach house
of one of Dad's friends.
328
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,755
[♪♪♪]
329
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:48,719
♪ Good morning, love ♪
330
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:55,552
♪ Make yourself at home ♪
331
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:59,600
♪ Come morning ♪
332
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:09,914
♪ The time is right ♪
333
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:16,878
♪ Every road I follow
Since the world was new ♪
334
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:23,319
♪ Every doubt I borrowed
Every dream that grew ♪
335
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,192
♪ Brought me to this moment ♪
336
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,890
♪ When a part of me ♪
337
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:33,329
♪ Becomes a part of you ♪
338
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:41,468
♪ Good morning, love ♪
339
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:47,691
♪ Fill yourself with me ♪
340
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:52,609
♪ Oh I can't wait ♪
341
00:18:55,395 --> 00:19:03,272
♪ Let's begin ♪
342
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:14,065
♪ Let's begin ♪
343
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,633
GIDGET:
Our honeymoon didn't end.
344
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:20,637
We just switched locales, from surfing to station wagon,
345
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,640
from Malibu
to Route 66.
346
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,382
But Mrs. Jeffrey Stevens,
wife and homemaker,
347
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,950
was so eager to take over
from the bride,
348
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,779
we arrived in Woodlake,
Florida, a day early,
349
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:34,390
and it was an eye-opener.
350
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,044
For one thing,
the town was bigger
351
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,612
and more spread out
than we had expected.
352
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,354
And for another, the area
to which we were directed
353
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,225
must have been conceived
in the notion
354
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,707
that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
355
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,056
It had to have been.
356
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,101
All the houses
were the same.
357
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,849
Why'd you stop?
358
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,503
This is us.
359
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,026
How could you possibly tell?
360
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,680
[SCOFFS]
The number.
361
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,247
4112 Lodge Avenue.
362
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,596
Let's go.
363
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,304
What?Our house!
364
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,232
[GIGGLES]
365
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,146
[♪♪♪]
366
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:06,961
Oh! Kitchen's small,
but that makes it handier.
367
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,876
Isn't it marvelous?
368
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:11,270
It's the greatest
empty house I've ever seen.
369
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,707
I know exactly how
I'm going to furnish it.
370
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,535
An ordinary sofa'd
crowd this room.
371
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,972
So we're going to have
twin loveseats right there.
372
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,408
I like the sound of that.Hm.
373
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,497
And a big easy chair
right there for you.
374
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,065
Okay, and a not-so-big
easy chair over there for you
375
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,588
'cause I don't
want to spoil you.
376
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:30,114
Ooh, our bedroom!
377
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,116
Wow!
378
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,901
What are you doing?
379
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,251
Seems solid enough
to hold a waterbed.
380
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,995
It's a little too dull
in here, though, so...
381
00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,170
well, maybe
some paint...
382
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,693
Hi!
383
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:45,434
I'm Tom Blaine,
your neighbor.
384
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,958
Oh.This is my wife, Medley.
385
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,525
How do you do?
I'm Jeff Stevens.
386
00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:50,526
I'm Gidget.
387
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,659
This is Vince.
388
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:53,877
Hiya, Vince.Hi.
389
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:56,053
Got any kids?
390
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,664
Not at the moment.
391
00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,319
Newlyweds?Mm-hmm.
392
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,669
Well, we just wanted
to say welcome
393
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,540
to Woodlake,
Oakdale Division.
394
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,368
Oakdale Division?Like Gaul,
395
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,675
all Woodlake is divided
into three parts.
396
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,112
Poplar Flats, Oakdale
and Cypress Hill.
397
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,985
Are you with
Worldwide Dynamics?
398
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:17,118
[SCOFFS]
Isn't everybody?
399
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:18,859
Where are you going
to stay tonight?
400
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,861
There's a nice motel
right down the road.
401
00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,253
Oh, great.
402
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,343
Oh, no, I want to stay here,
in our house.
403
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,737
Here?Jeff, the first few months,
404
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:30,044
humor her.
405
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:32,438
We're right next door,
if you need anything.
406
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,178
You can borrow
my sleeping bag.
407
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:36,920
Thanks, Vince,
but, uh, we'll manage.
408
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,096
Would you like a ride
to the plant tomorrow?
409
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,402
That'd be great.
Thank you.
410
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,490
You're on.
411
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:42,883
I'll see you
in the morning.
412
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,102
Bye.Bye.
413
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,539
I'm glad you're here,
414
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,889
even if you don't have
any kids.
415
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,499
Can't take him anywhere.
416
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:51,761
So long, Vince.
417
00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:56,984
We can't stay here.
418
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,247
We don't have any lights,
we don't have any bed.
419
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,381
[♪♪♪]
420
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:19,789
If Dracula could only
see his candelabra now.
421
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,922
Well, let's not invite him
over tonight.
422
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,065
Cozy?Mm-hmm.
423
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,374
We're home.
424
00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,350
[AIRPLANE ROARING OVERHEAD]
425
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,616
Have the vampires
gone jet?
426
00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:12,668
Must be in a landing pattern.
427
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,191
Clear the runway!
428
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:20,241
GIDGET:
I really appreciated
429
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,678
the meaning of "good neighbor" that morning.
430
00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:24,724
[CHUCKLES]
Here, want some?
431
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,334
Cheers.
432
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:28,554
GIDGET:
And, so did Jeff.
433
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,991
Bye.JEFF: Bye.
434
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,647
You want me
to help you unpack?
435
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,039
Oh, thanks, Medley,
436
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:37,867
but you must have
chores of your own.
437
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:40,174
Sure, but I'd rather see
your wedding presents.
438
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,480
Okay.
439
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,699
Let's see,
which one'll we...
440
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,571
[♪♪♪]
441
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,904
Good morning, Mr. Ramsey.
442
00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:19,126
Stevens,
come in, come in.
443
00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:21,476
Welcome to
Worldwide Dynamics.
444
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:22,912
Thank you, sir, thank you.
445
00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,274
Why are you here?
446
00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,754
I beg your pardon?
447
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,931
Why do you want
to work at Worldwide?
448
00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,498
Well, Mr. Ramsey,
449
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:46,022
I feel the chances
for advancement here...
450
00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:47,546
On target.
451
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,374
Advancement here
is limited only by
452
00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:54,030
the employee's capabilities
and ambitions.
453
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:03,083
Hmm, not very impressive.
454
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,388
What isn't, sir?
455
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,739
Your college record.
456
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:10,046
Oh. No, it isn't.
457
00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:13,833
I didn't apply myself
in school, sir,
458
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,748
but then when I went
in the Air Force,
459
00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:17,619
I began to get
everything together.
460
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:20,100
Late bloomer.
461
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,841
No shame in that.
462
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:25,061
We're not concerned with
what you didn't do in college.
463
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,934
What interests us
is what you do here and now.
464
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,719
Well, I certainly
want to do my best, sir.
465
00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:33,026
What is your best?
466
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:36,899
We will find that out
within the next few months.
467
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,422
The best some can manage
468
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,294
is routine work
at the drafting table.
469
00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,644
For others,
their capabilities
470
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,778
lead to executive
responsibilities.
471
00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:49,520
Well, I think I can do better
472
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,392
than routine drafting, sir,
473
00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:53,960
but I realize it's up to me
to prove that to you.
474
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,398
On target.
You prove it to me.
475
00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:59,313
But don't fall into
the trap of thinking
476
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:00,793
you can play now
477
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,533
and become dedicated
to your work later.
478
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:05,188
No, sir.Doesn't work that way.
479
00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:08,844
Get off to the right start
with Worldwide now, today.
480
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:11,020
Plenty of time
to relax later.
481
00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:14,458
I shall be watching you.
482
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,244
Understood?
483
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,333
Yes, sir.
484
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,248
[♪♪♪]
485
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,306
Look what I found
in the cupboard!
486
00:27:36,306 --> 00:27:38,091
Oh, that must be Nancy's.
487
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:40,615
Nancy Lewis, they just
moved out of here last week.
488
00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:42,225
Do you have an address?Oh, sure.
489
00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,923
They just moved up
to Cypress Hill.
490
00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:45,925
Steve was promoted
to an executive spot.
491
00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:48,231
Well, then,
we can drop this past.
492
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:51,017
I want to get the basic pieces
of furniture that we need.
493
00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:52,932
Then we're gonna add
a piece at a time,
494
00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:54,760
as we can afford
what we really want.
495
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,153
[AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD]
496
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,764
I can't hear a word you said.
497
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:00,853
We're gonna have to
take up sign language.
498
00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,419
I said...
didn't they tell you?
499
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,552
Tell me what?
500
00:28:04,552 --> 00:28:06,467
[♪♪♪]
501
00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:20,873
There must be some mistake.
502
00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:23,223
I haven't picked out
any furniture.
503
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:25,399
The company provides
the furniture.
504
00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:28,707
What company?The company.
505
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,884
Worldwide.
They built the houses.
506
00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:34,277
They supply two sets
of standard furnishings
507
00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:35,888
for all the places
in Oakdale,
508
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:38,499
the "A" color scheme
and the "B" color scheme.
509
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:41,328
They didn't have a chance
to replace the old color scheme
510
00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:42,764
after the Lewises moved out.
511
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,418
MOVING MAN:
Morning.
512
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,115
Morning--
but wait a minute!
513
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:49,162
I don't want these things,
especially this big couch.
514
00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:50,685
This is 4112?
515
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:53,819
Well, yes, but I want
to choose my own things
516
00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:55,559
and decorate
my own house.
517
00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,518
That's part of
my job as a wife.
518
00:28:57,518 --> 00:28:59,302
It's part of my job
as a mover
519
00:28:59,302 --> 00:29:01,304
to deliver this stuff
to 4112.
520
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:06,005
[♪♪♪]
521
00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,963
GIDGET: I was angry enough to consider
522
00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:10,705
a rear guard action
against the moving men,
523
00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:12,446
and just to see
that I didn't,
524
00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,143
Medley persuaded me
to go with her
525
00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:16,842
to Nancy Lewis' new home
in Cypress Hill,
526
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:19,105
and return the blender
she had left behind.
527
00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:24,545
Wow! This is
a terrific neighborhood!
528
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:25,633
Thank you.
529
00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:27,287
I'll get used to it.
530
00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,376
But I really miss 4112.
531
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:30,769
The shopping up here
532
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,379
isn't as convenient
as Oakdale,
533
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,337
and the meat at the market's
impossible.
534
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:36,687
There's no butcher
like Herman.
535
00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:39,299
The kids don't seem to like
school as well, either.
536
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:42,476
I even miss having those booming
jets directly overhead.
537
00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:43,564
Tell you what.
538
00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:45,000
You come back to 4112,
539
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,176
and Jeff and I
will move in here.
540
00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:48,699
This is quite a house.
541
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:51,659
I'd be tempted...
if it were up to me.
542
00:29:51,659 --> 00:29:54,793
Well, we've still got
a lot of shopping to do.
543
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,664
Thanks again
for bringing the blender.
544
00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,274
Listen,
Jeff and I want to have
545
00:29:58,274 --> 00:30:00,407
a housewarming party soon.
It would be great
546
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,713
if you and your husband
could come.
547
00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:05,760
Well, that would be very nice,
but I don't know.
548
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,109
Well, we've got to go.
549
00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:09,808
Right.
See you.
550
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,809
Bye-bye.
551
00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:15,074
[♪♪♪]
552
00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:17,076
GIDGET:
I saw to it
553
00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:19,730
that Jeff had a surprise
awaiting him that evening
554
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,820
when Tom drove him home
from work.
555
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:29,088
[♪♪♪]
556
00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:33,483
[♪♪♪]
557
00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:44,190
Gidget!Hi.
558
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:45,626
Hi.
559
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:46,888
I see you've been busy.
560
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,281
I had to do something
561
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:49,848
to distinguish our house
from 2000 others.
562
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,327
I will not have you
coming home
563
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,590
to the wrong wife.What's with this furniture?
564
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,070
Tell you about it
at dinner.
565
00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:01,381
Jeff dove into his work
with a will.
566
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,252
[♪♪♪]
567
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:19,703
[SIGHS]
568
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:22,315
Jeff...Hmm?
569
00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:24,839
Don't you think you've
worked long enough?
570
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:27,755
I just want to finish
these preliminary sketches.
571
00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:29,757
Trying to impress the boss?
572
00:31:29,757 --> 00:31:31,454
On target.
573
00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:33,195
Mr. Ramsey's
favorite expression.
574
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,765
Honey, will you just let me
finish these, please?
575
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,723
Oh, go right ahead,
576
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,812
don't pay any attention
to me at all.
577
00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:44,815
You know something?
578
00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:47,601
You are...
579
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:50,691
Irresistible?No, persistent.
580
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:56,349
[♪♪♪]
581
00:31:56,349 --> 00:32:00,440
I let Worldwide Dynamics
have you all day long.
582
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,572
Now I want you back.
583
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:23,724
If you're afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
584
00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:30,122
And I thought that was just
some bachelor being clever.
585
00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:32,602
Now I think it must have been
written by a woman.
586
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,346
Probably the wife
of a young engineer
587
00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:39,435
at Worldwide Dynamics.
588
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,962
I take it Jeff is
neglecting you?
589
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,528
GIDGET [ON PHONE]:
Oh, no.
590
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:47,878
Hardly a day goes by
I don't see him in passing.
591
00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:49,402
And on a good weekend,
592
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,665
he sometimes remembers
my name and everything.
593
00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:54,015
Francie, this is
a perfectly normal
594
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:56,626
new husband
type of symptom.
595
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:59,847
Suddenly,
Jeff's a breadwinner.
596
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:01,675
He wants to be a good one.
597
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,938
And he thinks
it has to be done right away.
598
00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:06,158
I was so insecure
when I married your mother,
599
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,725
I went right out
and took on two extra jobs.
600
00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:10,771
[CHUCKLES]
Honestly, Dad?
601
00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:13,165
Ah, we probably never
would have seen each other
602
00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:15,297
if I hadn't collapsed
of nervous exhaustion.
603
00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:17,647
[CHUCKLES]
Well, what can I do?
604
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:19,258
Be patient.
605
00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:22,913
Let Jeff prove to himself
he can provide for you.
606
00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:24,350
Then gently remind him
607
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,265
that there are things
a woman needs
608
00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:30,095
that his paycheck
can't always provide.
609
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:32,227
The key word
in the early years of marriage
610
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:33,489
is patience.
611
00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:35,143
The early years?
612
00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:36,797
Say the first 50.
613
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:41,062
Okay.
Thanks, Dad.
614
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,324
Bye.
615
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,328
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
616
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:48,287
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
617
00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:50,854
GIDGET:
When Medley invited us
to a pitch-in supper,
618
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,466
our first party in Woodlake,
Jeff begged off.
619
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:55,250
He had to work late.
620
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,905
I decided if I was gonna
spend another evening alone,
621
00:33:57,905 --> 00:34:00,212
I might as well be alone
in good company.
622
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:09,090
Going to Medley's house
is like not leaving ours.
623
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,961
Only the color scheme
was different.
624
00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:15,705
The young marrieds
were all friendly
625
00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,446
but the only other single,
626
00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:19,883
Medley's bachelor brother,
was the friendliest.
627
00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:24,758
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
628
00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:30,981
He was considerate,
witty, attentive,
629
00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:32,853
but he wasn't my husband.
630
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,507
Again,
I found myself wondering
631
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,248
if I have a husband.
632
00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,553
I have.
633
00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,294
GIDGET:
Jeff.
634
00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:42,210
Jeff, I'd like you to meet
Medley's brother, Chuck.
635
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:44,517
Hi, Jeff.Let's go.
636
00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:45,692
MEDLEY:
Hi, Jeff.
637
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,085
We've got
loads of food left.
638
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,521
Let me fix you a plate.
639
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,262
No, thank you.
Come on, Frances.
640
00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:51,393
Frances!
641
00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:59,097
There I am working
my tail off at that plant
642
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,795
while my wife's getting on
with some lecherous playboy.
643
00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:03,405
He is not
a lecherous playboy.
644
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:05,015
If you hadn't been
at the plant,
645
00:35:05,015 --> 00:35:06,626
I would've been
dancing with you.
646
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,367
Which comes first,
your job or me?
647
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,543
Oh, now, that's childish.
That is childish.
648
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,936
I'm working at that plant
for us, for our future,
649
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,851
because I'm trying to be
a good husband
650
00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:16,897
because I love you.There are other ways
651
00:35:16,897 --> 00:35:18,464
of showing you love me
I prefer.
652
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,553
Marriage is work
and responsibility.
653
00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,511
It's also being together
and having fun,
654
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:24,426
and if it isn't,
then it isn't for me.
655
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:27,516
Marriage is not playing house.No, it's playing solitaire.
656
00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:29,257
You're acting
like a spoiled brat.
657
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:30,998
You're acting
like a senior citizen.
658
00:35:30,998 --> 00:35:33,131
Then why don't you
go back to your playboy?
659
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,871
Why don't you go
kiss a computer?
660
00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:37,744
[AIRPLANE ROARING OVERHEAD][INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
661
00:35:37,744 --> 00:35:38,875
Go to...
662
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,312
...sleep on the sofa.
663
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:54,500
JEFF:
I'll sleep where
I darn well please.
664
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:04,031
[♪♪♪]
665
00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:34,888
Honey, I'm sorry.No, I am.
666
00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:37,238
It was all my fault.
I'm sorry.
667
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,414
I shouldn't have
gone over there.
668
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:46,378
JEFF:
I meant that, honey,
about being sorry.
669
00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:48,467
I really am.
670
00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:51,948
I know you've been
bored and lonely.
671
00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:54,560
And it's my fault.
672
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,562
But you got to believe me
when I tell you
673
00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:59,565
I've been working
very hard for us.
674
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,306
You believe that?Mm-hm.
675
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:07,442
You know, I'm not the
greatest brain in the world.
676
00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:10,140
Says who?Says me.
677
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,012
In college,
I majored in surfing
678
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:14,275
and minored
in beach picnics.
[CHUCKLES]
679
00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:16,016
Engineering
was just a sideline.
680
00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:20,368
But when I got this job,
I was very lucky.
681
00:37:20,368 --> 00:37:23,284
I really was.
682
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:26,940
I'm so afraid
I'm going to blow it.
683
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:32,424
And if I do, well,
we won't live so well
684
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,513
on my take-home pay
as a surfer.
685
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:35,949
You won't blow it.
686
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:37,385
How can you?
687
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:39,866
You're smart,
and you're creative,
688
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:42,390
and you're dedicated.And you're prejudiced.
689
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,264
The thing is, these first
few months, you see,
690
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,744
I either make it
or I don't.
691
00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:51,356
And that's why I've been
pouring it on
692
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:54,489
and giving it all I've got.
693
00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:57,536
And shortchanging you.
694
00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,451
You understand
what I mean?
695
00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:05,457
Just take time now and then
to say you love me.
696
00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:11,593
[♪♪♪]
697
00:38:16,598 --> 00:38:17,817
Gotta go.
698
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,428
What are you
gonna do today?
699
00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:22,038
I don't know.
Now, you see,
700
00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:24,432
that's the trouble with you.What's the trouble?
701
00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,347
You're not committed
to doing anything.
702
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,131
That's why you're bored
and lonely.
703
00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,437
Get involved in something.
704
00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:30,960
In what?
705
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,658
[AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD]
706
00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:34,529
Why don't you try
needlepoint?
707
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,145
That's what I call
a direct answer.
708
00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:44,060
[♪♪♪]
709
00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:55,898
[♪♪♪]
710
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,489
Good afternoon.Good afternoon.
711
00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:22,751
Could you tell me,
712
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,318
is the City Council
meeting now?
713
00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:25,319
Yes, ma'am.
714
00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:26,581
They're right up there.
715
00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,499
Thank you.
716
00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:45,078
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
717
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:05,577
You're under arrest
for disturbing the peace.
718
00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:09,450
[LOUDLY]
I said, you're
under arrest for--
719
00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:11,800
[NORMALLY]
G--
720
00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:19,678
I said, you're under arrest
for disturbing the peace.
721
00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:21,984
That's exactly
what I expected.
722
00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:24,944
Then why did you do it?
723
00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,206
This is the first step
724
00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:27,947
in my plan to force
the City Council
725
00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:30,645
to stop those jets
from flying over Woodlake.
726
00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:33,169
The Council isn't
likely to do that.
727
00:40:33,169 --> 00:40:35,258
Not when the company
that builds those jets
728
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:38,044
owns the whole town.
729
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:40,786
The company that builds
those jets?
730
00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:43,353
Not Worldwide Dynamics?
731
00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:45,181
That's right.
732
00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:49,098
Their aeronautical division's
one of their biggest.
733
00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:52,188
That's the vice president
of the company up there.
734
00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:56,584
Represents Worldwide
on the City Council.
735
00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:59,282
What's his name?
736
00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:00,675
OFFICER:
Ramsey.
737
00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:02,416
Otis Ramsey.
738
00:41:04,984 --> 00:41:06,768
Lock me up, officer,
739
00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:09,771
and promise not to give
my husband a key to the cell.
740
00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:11,207
[CHUCKLES]
741
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:13,122
[♪♪♪]
742
00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:19,825
[♪♪♪]
743
00:41:19,825 --> 00:41:22,828
GIDGET:
Naturally, Otis Ramsey's home
had its own hill,
744
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,960
and it overlooked
everything.
745
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,049
Inside, the house
looked even bigger
746
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:28,877
and felt even lonelier.
747
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,270
Tolerant understanding
748
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:32,011
is a much more terrible
punishment
749
00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:33,708
than angry recriminations.
750
00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:36,189
Jeff behaved as though
it were perfectly natural
751
00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:38,757
for his wife to be arrested
for disturbing the peace
752
00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:41,499
while campaigning to put
his employer out of business.
753
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,240
And ever since Otis Ramsey
asked us to come to his home,
754
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,373
Jeff just keeps
patting my hand,
755
00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:48,723
and looking like Custer
at Little Big Horn.
756
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,638
My dad will be right down.
757
00:41:50,638 --> 00:41:51,726
Thank you.
758
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:54,337
What's your name?Bob.
759
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:57,384
Are you the lady
who started the riot?
760
00:41:57,384 --> 00:42:00,387
It wasn't exactly a riot.
761
00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:03,564
Well, just a small one.
762
00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:05,566
I hope you've got
a good lawyer.
763
00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:09,614
Stevens...Ah, Mr. Ramsey.
764
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:10,919
This is my wife.
765
00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:12,486
How do you do?How do you do?
766
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:13,705
You know my wife?
767
00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:14,967
Hello.Hello.
768
00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:16,446
From a distance.Won't you sit?
769
00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:17,709
Thank you.
770
00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:19,275
Mr. Ramsey,
I'm very sorry.
771
00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:21,190
This was all my fault.No.
772
00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:23,802
Jeff had absolutely nothing
to do with it.
773
00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:24,933
He said,
get involved,
774
00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:26,631
because he's been
working so hard,
775
00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:28,720
and I've been bored and lonely.
I thought,
776
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,156
what can I do
that would be constructive?
777
00:42:30,156 --> 00:42:31,592
Then it came to me,
a campaign
778
00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:33,028
to stamp out
noise pollution.
779
00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:34,552
And we know the rest.
780
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,944
RAMSEY:
Believe me,
781
00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:37,511
no one is more aware
than I am
782
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:39,382
of our noise problem
in Woodlake.
783
00:42:39,382 --> 00:42:42,081
I've been pushing plans
to alleviate it for years.
784
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:43,343
Oh, really?
785
00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:44,997
So, you see, Mrs. Stevens,
786
00:42:44,997 --> 00:42:47,173
we share the same concerns.
787
00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:50,263
I salute your good intentions
and civic consciousness,
788
00:42:50,263 --> 00:42:52,352
but let's face it,
789
00:42:52,352 --> 00:42:54,833
your methods are not
Woodlake methods.
790
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:57,009
Well, just what
is Worldwide doing
791
00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:58,576
to alleviate the noise?
792
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,229
RAMSEY:
On target.
793
00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,536
Well, put your mind at ease,
Mrs. Stevens.
794
00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:04,843
Experts are coping
with that problem.
795
00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:07,585
Address your
boundless energies
796
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:12,154
and unbridled imagination
to more suitable projects.
797
00:43:12,154 --> 00:43:16,811
Well, I certainly think
that'll be possible, sir.
798
00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:19,031
I remember when
Otis and I first came here.
799
00:43:19,031 --> 00:43:20,336
Newly married.
800
00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:21,642
He was living
at the plant.
801
00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,165
It was a lonely time.
802
00:43:23,165 --> 00:43:25,254
But you survived.
803
00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:27,169
Did you work before
your marriage?
804
00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:28,910
I taught first grade.
805
00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:31,565
They're trying to organize
some activities for children
806
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:33,001
at the Oakdale Country Club.
807
00:43:33,001 --> 00:43:34,916
Something like that
might interest you.
808
00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:36,396
Well, yes, it would.
809
00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:38,267
Oh, that sounds suitable.
810
00:43:38,267 --> 00:43:39,617
And safe.
811
00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:43,490
Thank you both
for stopping past.
812
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,926
Good luck, Mrs. Stevens.
813
00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:47,015
I'll show you out.Thank you, Mr. Ramsey.
814
00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:51,846
She's neat.
815
00:43:51,846 --> 00:43:54,457
I wish she would decide
to work with us kids.
816
00:43:54,457 --> 00:43:56,111
Even if she does, Bob,
817
00:43:56,111 --> 00:44:00,289
it would be at Oakdale,
not up here in Cypress Hill.
818
00:44:00,289 --> 00:44:02,161
[♪♪♪]
819
00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:08,341
GIDGET:
Mrs. Ramsey was right.
820
00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:09,864
The minute I met the kids,
821
00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:11,561
I knew I was
in the right place.
822
00:44:11,561 --> 00:44:13,607
I mean,
we recognized each other.
823
00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:17,176
So, it was no trouble at all organizing the Explorer's Club.
824
00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:19,831
The first thing we decided
to explore were birds.
825
00:44:19,831 --> 00:44:22,224
At least,
that's what I thought.
826
00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:23,878
Ahem, ahem.
Something interesting.
827
00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:25,314
Uh, nothing new.
828
00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:31,103
Well, she is a bird.
829
00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:33,540
Well, why don't we save
that species for later?
830
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:35,194
GIDGET:
To tell an eight-year-old
831
00:44:35,194 --> 00:44:37,587
there are 58 species
of birds in the area
832
00:44:37,587 --> 00:44:39,154
is ho hum time.
833
00:44:39,154 --> 00:44:40,634
To ask that same kid
834
00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:42,810
how many kinds of birds
he can find,
835
00:44:42,810 --> 00:44:44,464
that's the beginning
of excitement.
836
00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:46,031
And education.
837
00:44:46,031 --> 00:44:47,380
BOY:
Mrs. Stevens?
838
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,164
You know, we're in
Cypress Hill Park?
839
00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:50,426
Really?
840
00:44:50,426 --> 00:44:52,037
Should we go back?
841
00:44:52,037 --> 00:44:53,603
Why? It's a beautiful park.
842
00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:55,997
It's full of birds.Hi, Mrs. Stevens.
843
00:44:55,997 --> 00:44:57,825
Hi, Bob.What are you doing up here?
844
00:44:57,825 --> 00:44:59,218
Exploring.
We're checking out
845
00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:01,133
the number of bird species
in Woodlake.
846
00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,525
We heard about your club.
847
00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:03,875
Why don't you join us?
848
00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:06,138
Well, I don't know.
849
00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:07,922
We'll share
our field glasses
850
00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:10,708
and the more of us there are,
the more birds we'll spot.
851
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,361
I'm not sure we should.Why not?
852
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:15,451
Why not!
853
00:45:15,451 --> 00:45:17,366
[♪♪♪]
854
00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:25,026
Sorry I'm late.That's my line.
855
00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:26,419
Not anymore.
856
00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:28,160
Dinner in 20 minutes.
857
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,683
I was at City Hall.
858
00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:31,816
City Hall.
City Hall!
859
00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:35,645
Now what were you doing
at City Hall?
860
00:45:35,645 --> 00:45:37,082
Take it easy.
I was arranging
861
00:45:37,082 --> 00:45:39,432
for the Explorers to tour
the water power plant.
862
00:45:39,432 --> 00:45:41,913
Well, congratulations.For what?
863
00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:44,306
For the absolutely great
adjustment you've made.
864
00:45:44,306 --> 00:45:47,179
Congratulate the kids. They're
the world's best adjusters.
865
00:45:47,179 --> 00:45:49,703
Yeah. Things are shaping up
for me at the plant too.
866
00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:52,750
[JET FLYING OVERHEAD]
867
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,447
Mr. Ramsey's experts
868
00:45:54,447 --> 00:45:56,318
don't seem to be
making much progress.
869
00:45:56,318 --> 00:45:57,885
Now, wait a minute.
870
00:45:57,885 --> 00:46:00,105
You're happier you're doing
what you're doing?
871
00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:02,542
I sure am. With these kids,
I really feel like
872
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:04,892
I've got a toehold
in the future.
873
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:06,851
GIDGET:
One Saturday,
874
00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:09,114
my Explorers took me
to the dry riverbed,
875
00:46:09,114 --> 00:46:11,681
looking for
Indian arrowheads.
876
00:46:11,681 --> 00:46:13,901
While we looked for
souvenirs of the past,
877
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,512
we decided to pick up
the litter of the present
878
00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:18,732
and do our bit
for the future.
879
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,299
Somewhere along the way,
880
00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:22,170
we were infiltrated
by a group of kids
881
00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:24,477
who lived nearby
in Poplar Flats.
882
00:46:24,477 --> 00:46:26,000
So, in just
a couple of months,
883
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,002
our little group
had spread citywide.
884
00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:32,180
[♪♪♪]
885
00:46:37,359 --> 00:46:41,146
Unbeknownst to me, I was making an impression elsewhere
886
00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:42,538
than just with the kids.
887
00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:47,065
Nancy!Hi, Medley.
888
00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:48,414
It's good to see you.
889
00:46:48,414 --> 00:46:49,850
How's Tom and Vince?
890
00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:52,635
Oh, they're just fine.
And your family?
891
00:46:52,635 --> 00:46:55,116
Oh, we're still
trying to adjust.
892
00:46:55,116 --> 00:46:56,988
Medley, don't look
so conspiratorial.
893
00:46:56,988 --> 00:46:58,250
So I live in Cypress Hill
894
00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:00,078
and I come to buy my meat
in Oakdale.
895
00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,906
Why shouldn't I?Well, you know.
896
00:47:01,906 --> 00:47:03,864
Herman's the best
butcher in town.
897
00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,213
The company's rule--
898
00:47:05,213 --> 00:47:07,433
Is for the company's
convenience.
899
00:47:07,433 --> 00:47:10,175
What's best for the company
isn't always best for us.
900
00:47:10,175 --> 00:47:12,525
I think we could all
take a lesson from Gidget.
901
00:47:12,525 --> 00:47:15,397
Start questioning a lot of
the company's antiquated ideas.
902
00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:17,008
I'm going to shop
where I please.
903
00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:18,879
If Worldwide Dynamics
doesn't like it,
904
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:20,098
tough T bone.
905
00:47:20,098 --> 00:47:21,621
Say hello to Herman.
906
00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:28,454
A surprise
birthday party for Jeff?
907
00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:29,759
We'd love to come.
When?
908
00:47:29,759 --> 00:47:31,109
A week from Friday night.
909
00:47:31,109 --> 00:47:32,545
And who else is coming?
910
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:34,460
Tolsons, Elmores,
Monroes.
911
00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:36,070
Just neighbors.Oh, that's great.
912
00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:37,550
I've got to go start dinner.
913
00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:39,247
Okay. A week from Friday.
914
00:47:43,121 --> 00:47:46,341
Congratulations, Stevens.Thank you, Mr. Ramsey.
915
00:47:46,341 --> 00:47:48,039
Thank you.
916
00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:50,519
Think you deserve
this promotion?
917
00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:51,738
Yes, sir.
918
00:47:51,738 --> 00:47:53,827
I do think I deserve it.[CHUCKLES]
919
00:47:53,827 --> 00:47:56,134
Good man.
No false modesty.
920
00:47:56,134 --> 00:47:58,136
You know, I could have
kept you sweating
921
00:47:58,136 --> 00:48:00,790
in that drafting pool for
another six months or a year,
922
00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:02,575
but who would I be cheating?
923
00:48:02,575 --> 00:48:04,838
Worldwide Dynamics.
924
00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:06,666
We want to put
those executive talents
925
00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,146
to work right now.
926
00:48:08,146 --> 00:48:10,104
Well, I'm very grateful, sir.
Thank you.
927
00:48:10,104 --> 00:48:12,150
And I'd like to
express my appreciation.
928
00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:14,152
Would a small dinner party
be in order?
929
00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:15,370
On target.
930
00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:16,545
Good.
A week from Friday.
931
00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:17,764
Hm.
932
00:48:17,764 --> 00:48:20,114
You and Mrs. Ramsey.
933
00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:22,160
And three or four
of the young executives
934
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,813
who'll be your associates.
935
00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:26,729
Thompson, Elman, Lewis.
936
00:48:26,729 --> 00:48:28,644
All bright young men.
937
00:48:30,385 --> 00:48:32,735
JEFF:
So I told him
a week from Friday.
938
00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:34,824
A week from Friday.Mm-hm.
939
00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:36,522
But that's your birthday.
940
00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:38,828
That's right.
Well, it's perfect timing.
941
00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:40,743
Well, as a matter of fact...
942
00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:42,571
What?Nothing.
943
00:48:42,571 --> 00:48:44,399
I couldn't pick
a better day myself.
944
00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:45,705
Good.
945
00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:49,404
[♪♪♪]
946
00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:55,062
[♪♪♪]
947
00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:56,803
GIDGET:
I decided not to tell Jeff
948
00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,413
I'd already
invited our neighbors
949
00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,937
to celebrate his birthday.
950
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,677
Even though the Ramseys
were coming,
951
00:49:01,677 --> 00:49:03,723
he'd still have
half a surprise.
952
00:49:05,246 --> 00:49:07,509
GIDGET:
Caught you.
953
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,337
Those are for the guests.
954
00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:12,993
Hey, you look beautiful.
955
00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,386
So do you.
956
00:49:17,171 --> 00:49:19,739
Happy birthday,
dear executive-type husband.
957
00:49:19,739 --> 00:49:21,480
Aw, you shouldn't have,
958
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,396
but I would have been very
disappointed if you hadn't.
959
00:49:24,396 --> 00:49:25,527
What is it?
960
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:30,358
Oh. Gold surfboards.
961
00:49:30,358 --> 00:49:33,013
Jeff and Gidget.
962
00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:36,060
Always hang ten.[GIGGLES]
963
00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:38,540
I'm going to put 'em on.Let me help.
964
00:49:40,586 --> 00:49:41,587
Know something?
965
00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:45,112
Every great thing
that happens
966
00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:48,594
I think it's the best day
in my life, you know...
967
00:49:49,943 --> 00:49:52,293
and it just keeps
getting better.
968
00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:53,816
For me too.
969
00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:02,173
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
970
00:50:07,743 --> 00:50:10,746
Surprise!
Happy Birthday!
971
00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:12,357
[ALL CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
972
00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:14,707
Can you believe I already
planned a dinner party
973
00:50:14,707 --> 00:50:16,448
with these people
when you told me--
974
00:50:16,448 --> 00:50:18,015
JEFF:
You're kidding. That's great!
975
00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:23,498
Look at all the loot here.
Look at what I got.
976
00:50:23,498 --> 00:50:24,978
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
977
00:50:24,978 --> 00:50:26,980
Who's that?JEFF: The rest of the guests.
978
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,634
WOMAN:
I thought we were it.
979
00:50:31,332 --> 00:50:32,942
Hello!Hello!
980
00:50:32,942 --> 00:50:34,248
Good evening!
Good evening!
981
00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:36,337
How are you?
982
00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:38,644
When Jeff told me about
his wonderful promotion
983
00:50:38,644 --> 00:50:40,080
and suggested
we have a dinner party,
984
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,690
I'd already invited
our neighbors
985
00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:42,996
to celebrate
his birthday.
986
00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:44,563
I wanted to give him
a surprise.
987
00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:45,999
RAMSEY:
Well, Mrs. Stevens,
988
00:50:45,999 --> 00:50:47,566
I can't speak for Jeffrey,
989
00:50:47,566 --> 00:50:50,482
but you certainly have succeeded
in surprising me.
990
00:50:50,482 --> 00:50:52,223
[♪♪♪]
991
00:50:52,223 --> 00:50:53,746
GIDGET:
Jeff poured.
992
00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:56,183
Generously.
993
00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:58,925
Geologists of the future,
please note:
994
00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:01,058
The beginning
of the new ice age.
995
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,798
The glacier
was first observed
996
00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:06,628
moving slowly across
our living room at 7:37 pm.
997
00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:08,804
Thank you.
998
00:51:08,804 --> 00:51:11,024
Tom. Been a long time.Hi, Tim.
999
00:51:11,024 --> 00:51:12,808
How are you?
Good to see you.
1000
00:51:12,808 --> 00:51:15,681
How's the golf game?Oh, I play every chance I get.
1001
00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:17,161
I'm glad
we're finally getting
1002
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,163
some decent greens care
at the club.
1003
00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:21,556
I hadn't noticed the greens
were especially rough.
1004
00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:22,949
Oh?
1005
00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:25,386
You don't play
at Cypress Hill?
1006
00:51:25,386 --> 00:51:26,648
Oh, no.
1007
00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:28,172
No. No.
Oakdale.
1008
00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:30,783
Well, nothing like
a good 18 holes of golf,
1009
00:51:30,783 --> 00:51:32,785
no matter where you play.Here's to you.
1010
00:51:32,785 --> 00:51:35,266
GIDGET:
The temperature continued
to drop steadily.
1011
00:51:35,266 --> 00:51:36,789
There were times
when I thought
1012
00:51:36,789 --> 00:51:38,704
the evening
would never end.
1013
00:51:38,704 --> 00:51:40,358
But it did.
1014
00:51:40,358 --> 00:51:43,143
Not with a bang.
But a whimper.
1015
00:51:43,143 --> 00:51:45,363
[♪♪♪]
1016
00:51:45,363 --> 00:51:46,581
Goodnight.
1017
00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:47,887
Goodnight.
1018
00:51:51,586 --> 00:51:53,675
Okay.Where did we go wrong?
1019
00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:56,069
If you'd only told me, Gidget.Told you what?
1020
00:51:56,069 --> 00:51:57,723
That you were
thinking of inviting
1021
00:51:57,723 --> 00:51:59,116
the Ramseys
and the Lewises.
1022
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,813
All those people
from Cypress Hill.
1023
00:52:00,813 --> 00:52:02,293
What difference
does that make?
1024
00:52:02,293 --> 00:52:03,642
My dear friends,
1025
00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:05,426
the primary fact of life
in Woodlake
1026
00:52:05,426 --> 00:52:07,907
is that it is
a structured society
1027
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,562
and you just don't mix
Cypress Hill people
1028
00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:12,041
with Oakdale people.
1029
00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:14,740
Or Oakdale people with
Poplar Flats people.
1030
00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:16,437
That's ridiculous.
1031
00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:19,092
That's medieval.
That's un-American.
1032
00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:21,138
That's Worldwide Dynamics.
1033
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,704
Wait a minute.
You're not saying
1034
00:52:22,704 --> 00:52:24,576
because Jeff
got a promotion, that...
1035
00:52:24,576 --> 00:52:26,404
MEDLEY:
You'll move to Cypress Hill.
1036
00:52:26,404 --> 00:52:28,710
The company'll
supply a new house,
1037
00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:32,323
and new shops
and schools and churches.
1038
00:52:32,323 --> 00:52:35,413
We won't lose our
old friends like you.
1039
00:52:35,413 --> 00:52:37,893
We've watched it
for four years now.
1040
00:52:37,893 --> 00:52:39,504
It just doesn't
happen that way.
1041
00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:41,680
Well, it's going to
work out that way with us
1042
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,464
or we just won't move.
1043
00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:47,381
Well, it's getting late,
we'd better go.
1044
00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:48,904
Our son's an early riser.
1045
00:52:48,904 --> 00:52:51,516
A noisy early riser.[CHUCKLES] Yes.
1046
00:52:51,516 --> 00:52:53,344
Thank you, Tom.
Medley.
1047
00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:54,780
Jeff, see you
in the morning.
1048
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:56,347
Okay.And again, happy birthday.
1049
00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:57,478
Yeah.
1050
00:53:01,003 --> 00:53:02,744
[CLEARS THROAT]
1051
00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:06,879
Do you suppose this might
be a temporary cure for...
1052
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:09,708
"foot just put in mouth"
disease?
1053
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,623
It wasn't your fault, honey.
1054
00:53:11,623 --> 00:53:13,929
It wasn't
anybody's fault really.
1055
00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:16,628
You've just been spending time
with the kids.
1056
00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,325
I guess
I've been too busy working
1057
00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:21,328
to worry about what's socially
correct in dear old Woodlake.
1058
00:53:21,328 --> 00:53:23,287
It's like a bad dream.
1059
00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:25,680
A very bad dream.
1060
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,161
I mean, this company,
it picks out your house,
1061
00:53:28,161 --> 00:53:31,860
and selects your furniture,
and chooses your friends.
1062
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:33,949
You suppose they'll
arrange for us to have
1063
00:53:33,949 --> 00:53:36,343
suitable type children
at appropriate intervals?
1064
00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:38,780
No, don't exaggerate.Exaggerate!
1065
00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:41,348
That's impossible.
1066
00:53:41,348 --> 00:53:43,002
You know,
we are just looking
1067
00:53:43,002 --> 00:53:45,004
on the negative side
of this whole thing.
1068
00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:47,833
There is a lot to be said
in favor of Worldwide too.
1069
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:50,314
I have a feeling
you're about to say it.
1070
00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,968
Any big organization has rules.
Right?
1071
00:53:52,968 --> 00:53:55,101
To move up, you have to
stick to the rules.
1072
00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:56,929
Even when you know
they're wrong?
1073
00:53:56,929 --> 00:53:59,453
They seem arbitrary...GIDGET: They are arbitrary.
1074
00:53:59,453 --> 00:54:00,715
This town is like Berlin.
1075
00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:01,934
Only it's worse
1076
00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,631
it's got two walls
dividing people.
1077
00:54:03,631 --> 00:54:05,242
Okay. Okay.
1078
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,547
The set-up isn't perfect.
1079
00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:08,419
But what set-up is?
1080
00:54:08,419 --> 00:54:10,334
And where else
could a guy like me
1081
00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,553
have made the progress
I have in a few months?
1082
00:54:12,553 --> 00:54:13,989
Stop putting yourself down.
1083
00:54:13,989 --> 00:54:16,209
I'm not putting myself down.
1084
00:54:16,209 --> 00:54:18,820
I'm being realistic.
1085
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:21,997
Life is accepting
the bad with the good.
1086
00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:23,999
Is that an original
inspiration
1087
00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:26,959
or are we quoting
Otis Ramsey?
1088
00:54:26,959 --> 00:54:29,918
I will not accept company rules
that separate people
1089
00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,268
and spoil friendships.
1090
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:34,096
I don't like that either.
1091
00:54:34,096 --> 00:54:36,534
We take what we feel
is right. Okay?
1092
00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:38,405
We try to change
what we feel is wrong.
1093
00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:39,406
That's democracy.
1094
00:54:39,406 --> 00:54:40,973
That's a cop-out.
1095
00:54:42,496 --> 00:54:44,803
Look, let's leave.
1096
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:47,414
Let's give them back
their house and their furniture
1097
00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:49,111
and their friendship.Now, you see?
1098
00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:50,765
There you go again.
That's the trouble with you.
1099
00:54:50,765 --> 00:54:52,724
The trouble with me!It always has been.
1100
00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:54,726
You want everything
to be perfect.
1101
00:54:54,726 --> 00:54:56,945
If it isn't perfect,
you pick up your marbles,
1102
00:54:56,945 --> 00:54:58,338
you run home
to your father.
1103
00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:00,819
Well, baby,
nothing is perfect.
1104
00:55:00,819 --> 00:55:03,517
Some thing's are just better
than others, you see.
1105
00:55:03,517 --> 00:55:06,390
What I've got going for me
over there at Worldwide is good
1106
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:07,826
and I'm not
going to change it
1107
00:55:07,826 --> 00:55:09,610
just 'cause I happen
to have married
1108
00:55:09,610 --> 00:55:11,873
some female Don Quixote.That's a compliment.
1109
00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:14,093
I only hope
I can live up to it.
1110
00:55:14,093 --> 00:55:16,095
I will not have
my activities,
1111
00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:17,749
my friendships,
or my emotions
1112
00:55:17,749 --> 00:55:19,359
computer fed to me
by Worldwide
1113
00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:20,882
or any other company.
1114
00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:24,321
I will not live
in a structured society.
1115
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,974
And if that's what
you expect,
1116
00:55:25,974 --> 00:55:28,063
you've obviously
married the wrong girl.
1117
00:55:31,110 --> 00:55:33,634
You said it.
I didn't.
1118
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,639
[♪♪♪]
1119
00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:39,727
Jeff!
1120
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:49,607
GIDGET:
No situation is so bad
1121
00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:51,478
you can't think
your way out of it.
1122
00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:54,176
Thus spake
Gidget Lawrence.
1123
00:55:54,176 --> 00:55:57,702
But now I couldn't think.
I didn't want to think.
1124
00:56:10,628 --> 00:56:11,498
[SOBBING]
1125
00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:15,894
[PHONE RINGING]
1126
00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:21,247
Hello.
1127
00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:23,423
[THINKING]
You want everything
to be perfect.
1128
00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:25,469
If it isn't perfect,
you pick up your marbles,
1129
00:56:25,469 --> 00:56:26,948
you run home to Daddy.
1130
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:31,300
[♪♪♪]
1131
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:52,365
RUSS:
No, Jeff. I haven't heard.
1132
00:56:52,365 --> 00:56:54,498
At least not directly.
1133
00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:56,456
What do you mean,
not directly?
1134
00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:59,285
Well, I had a phone call
a few hours ago.
1135
00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:02,201
When I answered,
whoever was there hung up.
1136
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:05,334
I shouldn't have
walked out on her.
1137
00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:07,554
I guess it was because
I knew she was right.
1138
00:57:07,554 --> 00:57:09,556
You and Francie
had a disagreement, hm?
1139
00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:12,341
Not a disagreement.
A fight.
1140
00:57:12,341 --> 00:57:14,953
Listen, Russ, do you have
any idea where she might go?
1141
00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:16,563
Nope.
1142
00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:19,000
She isn't there with you,
she should be here.
1143
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,219
Yeah.
1144
00:57:21,873 --> 00:57:24,136
Well, if you hear from her...
1145
00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:25,180
I'll let you know.
1146
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,530
I promise.
1147
00:57:28,749 --> 00:57:30,621
[♪♪♪]
1148
00:57:40,413 --> 00:57:43,329
[♪♪♪]
1149
00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:29,418
[IMITATING DRACULA]
Welcome to Transylvania,
my darling.
1150
00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:30,724
Louie B.?
1151
00:58:30,724 --> 00:58:32,334
[NORMALLY]
Gidget.
1152
00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:34,772
I've just come from
my marathon encounter group.
1153
00:58:34,772 --> 00:58:37,731
Everybody goes as the movie
actor he'd like to be.
1154
00:58:37,731 --> 00:58:39,559
Then we interact.
1155
00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:41,256
And do we interact.
1156
00:58:41,256 --> 00:58:43,607
I just took the girl
who comes as Lassie home--
1157
00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:44,956
on her leash.
1158
00:58:44,956 --> 00:58:46,697
What brings you
to Fun City?
1159
00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:48,481
Oh, well, I was hoping to...[GASPS]
1160
00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:51,179
I've shown my film
of your wedding everywhere.
1161
00:58:51,179 --> 00:58:52,659
Louie B...
1162
00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:55,140
All my fans insist
I should do a sequel,
1163
00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:56,968
you know,
the first anniversary,
1164
00:58:56,968 --> 00:58:59,100
or maybe the first baby.
1165
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:02,147
How about the first divorce?
1166
00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:04,453
Oh, that's why you're here.
1167
00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:07,065
Something's rocking
your dreamboat?
1168
00:59:07,065 --> 00:59:10,198
It sank.
1169
00:59:10,198 --> 00:59:12,766
I wanted to try and get
my old job back at the U.N.
1170
00:59:12,766 --> 00:59:13,898
Oh?
1171
00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:16,596
No more running home to Daddy.
1172
00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,206
I see.
1173
00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:21,296
Does Minnie still have
our old apartment?
1174
00:59:21,296 --> 00:59:22,907
The shrine?Yes.
1175
00:59:22,907 --> 00:59:26,388
She's still the keeper
of the flame.
1176
00:59:26,388 --> 00:59:28,565
Follow me, my darling.
1177
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:32,481
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
1178
00:59:34,962 --> 00:59:38,139
[GASPS]
Gidget, it's so wonderful
to see you.
1179
00:59:38,139 --> 00:59:40,141
Likewise.The U.N. guide service
1180
00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:42,056
has never been the same
since you left.
1181
00:59:42,056 --> 00:59:43,841
Is that a compliment?
1182
00:59:43,841 --> 00:59:46,670
Sorry I couldn't make it
to your wedding but I...
1183
00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:48,889
Everything looks the same.
1184
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:52,284
Oh, Henry B. Walthall,
and Jason L. McDonald,
1185
00:59:52,284 --> 00:59:54,286
and Helen Twelvetrees.
1186
00:59:54,286 --> 00:59:58,029
Yes, but this is a new treasure.
1187
00:59:58,029 --> 01:00:02,424
Vilma Banky.
And autographed.
1188
01:00:02,424 --> 01:00:04,949
Beautiful.
1189
01:00:04,949 --> 01:00:06,777
Do you ever hear
from Diane O. Tessa?
1190
01:00:06,777 --> 01:00:08,517
Oh, yes.
1191
01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:10,650
Our ex-roommate
got married before you did?
1192
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:12,304
To...?
1193
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:14,959
In fact, when Diana
left her husband last month...
1194
01:00:14,959 --> 01:00:16,177
[COUGHS]
1195
01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:20,965
Oh.
1196
01:00:20,965 --> 01:00:22,793
Diana's marriage
broke up too?
1197
01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:24,664
Yes.
They were separated
1198
01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:28,189
for slightly less
than 24 hours.
1199
01:00:28,189 --> 01:00:30,888
Her husband came
and carried her back home.
1200
01:00:30,888 --> 01:00:32,759
All the way to Bambutto.
1201
01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:35,675
Lucky Diana.
1202
01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:38,678
I don't expect
to ever see Jeff again.
1203
01:00:38,678 --> 01:00:41,246
I want to explain about
the mix-up last night, sir.
1204
01:00:41,246 --> 01:00:43,509
You're not concerned
about my family problems.
1205
01:00:43,509 --> 01:00:47,382
Off target,
of course I'm concerned.
1206
01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:49,646
Worldwide Dynamics
is concerned.
1207
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:53,127
You and Mrs. Stevens are now
part of the larger family.
1208
01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:56,043
What affects you
affects all of us.
1209
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:58,916
Well, you see,
Gidget has a very special way
1210
01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:00,569
of looking at things
sometimes...
1211
01:01:00,569 --> 01:01:01,658
RAMSEY:
Oh, yes. Yes.
1212
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,877
Great originality,
1213
01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:06,924
which is charming
in moderation.
1214
01:01:08,839 --> 01:01:11,972
Moderation isn't
one of her favorite words.
1215
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:14,018
You see, she wants
to be a good wife...
1216
01:01:14,018 --> 01:01:17,108
RAMSEY:
Well, of course she does.
1217
01:01:17,108 --> 01:01:19,414
And that's going to make it
easy for her to see
1218
01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:23,331
that working within
our time-tested traditions
1219
01:01:23,331 --> 01:01:26,770
is the simplest surest way
for her to do her part
1220
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:29,468
to help you achieve
what all of us want.
1221
01:01:31,383 --> 01:01:33,167
Some of those
time-tested traditions
1222
01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:35,692
seem pretty arbitrary
and old fashioned, Mr. Ramsey.
1223
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,476
Oh, now, Stevens.
1224
01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:39,304
Please,
none of those weary
1225
01:01:39,304 --> 01:01:41,828
anti-establishment
clichés from you.
1226
01:01:41,828 --> 01:01:44,657
Only one iconoclast
to a family.
1227
01:01:44,657 --> 01:01:47,616
A little time,
a little patience.
1228
01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:50,315
And I'm hopeful
Mrs. Stevens can be
1229
01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:53,361
as well-adjusted
as any wife in Cypress Hill.
1230
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:57,061
I can't see it, sir.Oh!
1231
01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:59,890
Believe me,
it will happen.
1232
01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:02,893
Your wife is not the first
post-adolescent reformer
1233
01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:04,329
we've had in Woodlake.
1234
01:02:04,329 --> 01:02:07,027
Mr. Ramsey,
you don't understand.
1235
01:02:07,027 --> 01:02:11,728
I mean, I can't see letting
our marriage, my career,
1236
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,731
hammer Gidget into
some sort of well-adjusted
1237
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,298
company programmed
automation.
1238
01:02:17,298 --> 01:02:21,825
Worldwide's mass produced,
young executive wife model 787B.
1239
01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:25,263
Now, Stevens,
how can I help you
1240
01:02:25,263 --> 01:02:28,353
if you indulge yourself
in such childishness?
1241
01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:30,529
Mr. Ramsey...
1242
01:02:30,529 --> 01:02:32,313
I like my work here.
1243
01:02:32,313 --> 01:02:34,620
And I think I could do
a good job for Worldwide.
1244
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:36,317
I really do.
1245
01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:38,319
But my wife
is 100 percent right
1246
01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:40,321
about the rigid,
artificial society
1247
01:02:40,321 --> 01:02:42,759
this company
has decided is best.
1248
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,717
And unless there's room
for readjustment
1249
01:02:44,717 --> 01:02:47,502
on the company's part,
which obviously, there isn't,
1250
01:02:47,502 --> 01:02:50,244
the situation
just isn't for me.
1251
01:02:50,244 --> 01:02:53,857
[♪♪♪]
1252
01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:57,469
RAMSEY:
Stevens, am I to infer
1253
01:02:57,469 --> 01:02:59,645
that you are
quitting your job?
1254
01:03:01,342 --> 01:03:03,083
On target.
1255
01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:06,652
[PHONE RINGS]
1256
01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:08,872
Hello?
1257
01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:11,788
Jeff?
Louie B. Latimer here.
1258
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,877
Who?
1259
01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:15,617
Louie B. Latimer.
1260
01:03:15,617 --> 01:03:17,750
Oh, yeah. Hi.
1261
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:21,580
Listen, I'm calling
to ask a very big favor.
1262
01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:23,625
Mr. Latimer, this isn't
a very good time.
1263
01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,062
I'm shooting a picture,
1264
01:03:25,062 --> 01:03:27,368
tentatively titled
"Kiss and Make Up".
1265
01:03:27,368 --> 01:03:30,067
It's the story
of a young married couple
1266
01:03:30,067 --> 01:03:32,199
who have their first
big fight.
1267
01:03:32,199 --> 01:03:35,986
She runs off and stays
with friends in New York.
1268
01:03:35,986 --> 01:03:38,989
He follows her
and they kiss and make up.
1269
01:03:38,989 --> 01:03:40,947
You'd be perfect
as the husband.
1270
01:03:40,947 --> 01:03:42,775
Mr. Latimer, are you
trying to tell--
1271
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:44,429
LOUIE:
The girl who plays the wife
1272
01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:45,865
has sworn me to secrecy,
1273
01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:48,041
but I didn't promise her
not to cast a movie.
1274
01:03:48,041 --> 01:03:50,435
So if you're interested...
1275
01:03:50,435 --> 01:03:52,132
I'm on my way.
1276
01:03:56,006 --> 01:03:57,703
[KIDS SHOUTING]
1277
01:03:57,703 --> 01:04:00,488
Hold it! Hold it.
Let me get organized.
1278
01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:02,229
Everybody sit down.
Sit down.
1279
01:04:02,229 --> 01:04:04,928
Now Vince says
Mrs. Stevens has split.
1280
01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:07,191
And Mr. Stevens
has quit his job.
1281
01:04:07,191 --> 01:04:09,236
Why?Because...
1282
01:04:09,236 --> 01:04:11,456
the grownups still think
this town is divided
1283
01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:13,110
into three
separate sections.
1284
01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:14,546
That old hang-up.
1285
01:04:14,546 --> 01:04:15,721
So what do we do?
1286
01:04:15,721 --> 01:04:18,289
We explore the possibilities.
1287
01:04:18,289 --> 01:04:19,594
Hey, wait a minute.
1288
01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:21,466
Remember when
Mrs. Stevens told us
1289
01:04:21,466 --> 01:04:24,121
about Operation
"My House Is Your House"?
1290
01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:27,167
Well, maybe this is a time
for us to try it.
1291
01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:28,212
Perfect.
1292
01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:29,866
[KIDS SHOUTING]
1293
01:04:31,476 --> 01:04:33,695
He called me childish.
1294
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,439
That's always
the man's answer
1295
01:04:38,439 --> 01:04:39,832
when a woman's right.
1296
01:04:39,832 --> 01:04:41,703
I don't expect
instant perfection.
1297
01:04:41,703 --> 01:04:43,009
Well, forget him.
1298
01:04:43,009 --> 01:04:44,663
That's what I'll do.
1299
01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:46,186
Forget him.
1300
01:04:50,669 --> 01:04:53,063
A female Don Quixote.
1301
01:04:56,501 --> 01:04:58,416
Gidget, what are you doing?
1302
01:04:58,416 --> 01:04:59,939
I'm going back.
1303
01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:01,593
After the way he treated you?
1304
01:05:01,593 --> 01:05:03,551
Well, I'm going back
just long enough
1305
01:05:03,551 --> 01:05:05,292
to finish
what I have to say.
1306
01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:07,686
I'm going to tell him
exactly what I think of him.
1307
01:05:07,686 --> 01:05:09,166
Coolly. Calmly.
1308
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:10,515
Logically.
1309
01:05:10,515 --> 01:05:12,125
The final break.
1310
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:15,737
But if he starts
sweet-talking you...
1311
01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:18,001
As Ford Sterling
is my witness,
1312
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:20,438
nothing Jeff can say
and nothing Jeff can do
1313
01:05:20,438 --> 01:05:23,136
will ever make me change
the way I feel about him.
1314
01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:27,358
But I'm going to have
the pleasure of telling him
1315
01:05:27,358 --> 01:05:28,925
to his face
that we're finished.
1316
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,317
Forever.
1317
01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:31,710
Action.
1318
01:05:31,710 --> 01:05:34,147
[♪♪♪]
1319
01:05:34,147 --> 01:05:36,802
Jeff. Oh!
1320
01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:39,457
Oh, no. I admit
it was all my fault.
1321
01:05:39,457 --> 01:05:41,546
JEFF:
No it wasn't.
1322
01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:43,200
[SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY]
1323
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,202
Oh, Jeff, you're here.
1324
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:52,122
Why?
1325
01:05:52,122 --> 01:05:57,127
Why am I so often the target
of base ingratitude?
1326
01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:59,085
It's your fate, Otis.
1327
01:05:59,085 --> 01:06:02,523
I took a very special
interest in young Stevens.
1328
01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:05,048
Gave him the benefit
of my invaluable experience.
1329
01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:07,964
Encouraged him.
Promoted him.
1330
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,227
And what is my reward?
1331
01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:12,794
He quits.
1332
01:06:12,794 --> 01:06:13,795
How did you know?
1333
01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:15,623
I have my sources.
1334
01:06:15,623 --> 01:06:17,408
It's a shame for Worldwide
1335
01:06:17,408 --> 01:06:20,628
to lose
such a promising young man.
1336
01:06:20,628 --> 01:06:23,588
It's his wife.
1337
01:06:23,588 --> 01:06:26,112
Just look at her idea
of a dinner party.
1338
01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,896
She will not accommodate.
1339
01:06:27,896 --> 01:06:29,898
Won't accept things
as they are.
1340
01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:31,639
Perhaps she thinks
1341
01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:33,685
things could be better
than they are.
1342
01:06:33,685 --> 01:06:36,514
I really hate
to lose Stevens.
1343
01:06:36,514 --> 01:06:39,430
Hard worker.
1344
01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:42,520
But maybe the town's better off
without his wife.
1345
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,001
Fortunately, she hasn't
been here long enough
1346
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,829
to spread her disaffection.
1347
01:06:47,829 --> 01:06:50,615
She seems to have made
very good use of her time.
1348
01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:51,877
Hi, Dad.
1349
01:06:51,877 --> 01:06:53,139
Hello, Bob.
1350
01:07:00,755 --> 01:07:03,454
Who is this child?
What's he doing here?
1351
01:07:03,454 --> 01:07:05,108
And why did he call me Dad?
1352
01:07:05,108 --> 01:07:07,675
I've adopted you, Dad.
1353
01:07:07,675 --> 01:07:09,068
It can't be trick or treat.
1354
01:07:09,068 --> 01:07:10,461
It's months till Halloween.
1355
01:07:10,461 --> 01:07:12,115
This is Vince.
1356
01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:14,943
He's a charter member
of Mrs. Steven's Explorers Club.
1357
01:07:14,943 --> 01:07:16,554
This is a community
experiment
1358
01:07:16,554 --> 01:07:18,034
she suggested to them.
1359
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:20,906
She has brainwashed
the children.
1360
01:07:20,906 --> 01:07:22,516
The idea is for each child
1361
01:07:22,516 --> 01:07:24,040
to move in
with another family.
1362
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,954
To learn firsthand
that the differences
1363
01:07:25,954 --> 01:07:27,869
matter much less
than the similarities.
1364
01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:30,089
It's Operation
"My House Is Your House."
1365
01:07:30,089 --> 01:07:31,569
Where is Bob?
1366
01:07:31,569 --> 01:07:34,354
Well, he's with a family
in Poplar Flats.
1367
01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:36,269
Cypress Hill kids
are in Poplar Flats.
1368
01:07:36,269 --> 01:07:37,966
Oakdale kids
are in Cypress Hill.
1369
01:07:37,966 --> 01:07:38,967
It's neat.
1370
01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:40,447
It's unheard of.
1371
01:07:40,447 --> 01:07:42,362
It's inevitable.
1372
01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:45,583
The children just will not
recognize your barriers, Otis.
1373
01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:48,716
We shall see.
1374
01:07:48,716 --> 01:07:50,588
[♪♪♪]
1375
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,551
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
1376
01:07:59,597 --> 01:08:00,902
Nancy!
1377
01:08:00,902 --> 01:08:02,426
Gidget, hi.
May we come in?
1378
01:08:02,426 --> 01:08:03,557
Please.
Come in.
1379
01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:04,602
Ladies.
1380
01:08:06,430 --> 01:08:07,909
[ALL GREETING]
1381
01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:15,221
We want to
talk to you about
1382
01:08:15,221 --> 01:08:16,918
Operation "My House
Is Your House".
1383
01:08:16,918 --> 01:08:19,225
My house is...
oh, that's something
1384
01:08:19,225 --> 01:08:21,271
I thought my Explorers
might try some day.
1385
01:08:21,271 --> 01:08:22,837
Today was the day.
1386
01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:24,970
You mean, they're
trying it now?
1387
01:08:24,970 --> 01:08:27,277
NANCY:
We've been adopted by a
little girl from Poplar Flats.
1388
01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:28,800
We all have
new children.
1389
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,541
I had no idea
they'd ever try
1390
01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:32,108
anything like that
on their own.
1391
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:33,326
I'm so sorry.
1392
01:08:33,326 --> 01:08:35,111
We're not.We think it's great.
1393
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,460
You do?
1394
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,679
As a matter of fact,
1395
01:08:38,679 --> 01:08:40,420
we think you're great.
1396
01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:41,639
That's right, Gidget.
1397
01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:45,991
You've made us face
what we've always hated.
1398
01:08:45,991 --> 01:08:48,080
The whole artificial
division of Woodlake.
1399
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,256
We wanna support you
and demand an end to it.
1400
01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:51,301
Really?
1401
01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:52,998
Our husbands
are with us on it.
1402
01:08:52,998 --> 01:08:54,782
Ramsey and the Board
agree to loosen
1403
01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:57,394
their grip on our private lives
or they'll quit.
1404
01:08:57,394 --> 01:08:59,047
Like you did, Jeff.
1405
01:08:59,047 --> 01:09:02,138
Sounds like this place is full
of female Don Quixote's.
1406
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,096
GIDGET:
Well, I'm with you all the way
1407
01:09:04,096 --> 01:09:05,880
but I think somebody else
1408
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,882
better present the demands
to Mr. Ramsey.
1409
01:09:07,882 --> 01:09:09,971
I'm not sure he ever
wants to see me again.
1410
01:09:09,971 --> 01:09:11,234
[PHONE RINGS]
1411
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:12,626
Excuse me.
1412
01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:14,541
Hello?
1413
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:16,761
RAMSEY:
Mrs. Stevens,
this is Otis Ramsey.
1414
01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:18,850
Mr. Ramsey.
1415
01:09:18,850 --> 01:09:21,244
RAMSEY:
I shall expect to see you
in my living room
1416
01:09:21,244 --> 01:09:22,636
in 15 minutes.
1417
01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:28,468
Well, well, well,
this is quite an occasion.
1418
01:09:28,468 --> 01:09:30,557
Woodlakes' most dangerous
subversive
1419
01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:32,168
right here
in our living room,
1420
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,648
and looking so demure
and innocent.
1421
01:09:34,648 --> 01:09:37,303
Mr. Ramsey...Now, Mrs. Stevens,
1422
01:09:37,303 --> 01:09:41,046
let's clear up this
little misunderstanding.
1423
01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:44,267
I remember
the impatience of youth.
1424
01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:47,487
You feel that the establishment
should adjust to you,
1425
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:50,316
rather than vice versa.
But let's face it.
1426
01:09:50,316 --> 01:09:52,318
The establishment here
in Woodlake
1427
01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:54,407
has been functioning
beautifully
1428
01:09:54,407 --> 01:09:56,757
since long before
you were born.
1429
01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:58,716
It's been beautiful
for the company.
1430
01:09:58,716 --> 01:10:00,239
Not for the people.
1431
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:02,763
But what is good
for the company
1432
01:10:02,763 --> 01:10:04,417
is good for the people.
1433
01:10:04,417 --> 01:10:06,593
I believe it should be
the other way around.
1434
01:10:06,593 --> 01:10:07,899
What's good
for the people
1435
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,292
will be good
for the company.
1436
01:10:09,292 --> 01:10:12,599
Hear, hear.Absolutely.
1437
01:10:12,599 --> 01:10:14,122
Well, you certainly
have a way
1438
01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:15,733
of turning a phrase, my dear.
1439
01:10:15,733 --> 01:10:18,997
Nancy, you surprise me.
1440
01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:21,565
I'd expect you to be helping
Mrs. Stevens adjust
1441
01:10:21,565 --> 01:10:25,525
instead of listening to her
Alice in Wonderlandideas.
1442
01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:27,875
I'm listening to Gidget
because she is saying
1443
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,964
what I felt ever since
we first came here.
1444
01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:33,272
I'm not just listening.
I'm backing up her position.
1445
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:34,491
We all are.
1446
01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:36,144
Include me, ladies.
1447
01:10:36,144 --> 01:10:37,755
Claire, the un--
1448
01:10:37,755 --> 01:10:39,147
MRS. RAMSEY:
Otis...
1449
01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:41,106
When this company
was founded years ago,
1450
01:10:41,106 --> 01:10:42,760
there may have been
a sound reason
1451
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,675
for the three-way
division of the town.
1452
01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:47,243
But whatever the reason was,
it is long forgotten.
1453
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,070
We are simply stuck
with the division
1454
01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:51,421
because that's the way
it's always been.
1455
01:10:51,421 --> 01:10:53,771
But I think it's high time
it was changed.
1456
01:10:53,771 --> 01:10:55,381
[ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]
1457
01:10:57,905 --> 01:10:59,646
Eh, ladies...
1458
01:10:59,646 --> 01:11:01,648
Ladies. Ladies.
1459
01:11:03,737 --> 01:11:06,044
A decision such as this
is not up to me,
1460
01:11:06,044 --> 01:11:11,832
but as evidence of my good faith
and open-mindedness,
1461
01:11:11,832 --> 01:11:14,574
I will appoint a committee
to look into your request.
1462
01:11:14,574 --> 01:11:16,010
The same committee
that keeps
1463
01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:17,490
looking into
those sonic booms?
1464
01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:19,100
No.
1465
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:22,060
Claire,
you can be chairman.
1466
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:25,803
Mrs. Stevens, Nancy,
you can serve with her.
1467
01:11:25,803 --> 01:11:27,108
Satisfied?
1468
01:11:27,108 --> 01:11:28,980
Well, there's
just one more thing.
1469
01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:30,895
You want to be
chairman of the board.
1470
01:11:30,895 --> 01:11:33,811
Jeff's resignation.Gidget.
1471
01:11:33,811 --> 01:11:35,769
RAMSEY:
Resignation.
1472
01:11:35,769 --> 01:11:38,685
Why, certainly
no intelligent young man
1473
01:11:38,685 --> 01:11:41,645
would resign just after
he's been promoted.
1474
01:11:41,645 --> 01:11:43,864
I don't know anything
about a resignation.
1475
01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:45,431
Thank you, Mr. Ramsey.
1476
01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:47,520
Oh, yes, thank you,
Mr. Ramsey.
1477
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,393
Oh, just think,
this is only the beginning.
1478
01:11:51,829 --> 01:11:53,483
The beginning.Well, sure.
1479
01:11:53,483 --> 01:11:55,311
One change
always leads to another.
1480
01:11:57,487 --> 01:12:00,403
Stevens, I have just had
an inspiration.
1481
01:12:00,403 --> 01:12:02,361
The perfect spot for you
in the company.
1482
01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:05,799
A real challenge for you
and your wife.
1483
01:12:05,799 --> 01:12:08,715
[♪♪♪]
1484
01:12:08,715 --> 01:12:10,543
GIDGET:
London!
1485
01:12:10,543 --> 01:12:13,024
When Dad heard Mr. Ramsey
had assigned Jeff
1486
01:12:13,024 --> 01:12:15,156
to Worldwide's English branch,
1487
01:12:15,156 --> 01:12:17,855
he said I needn't worry
about Jeff's ever leaving me.
1488
01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:19,117
He'll hang on to me.
1489
01:12:19,117 --> 01:12:20,553
Just for my
nuisance value.
1490
01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:25,863
I don't care why
Mr. Ramsey sent us here.
1491
01:12:25,863 --> 01:12:27,647
I'm just glad to be here.
1492
01:12:27,647 --> 01:12:29,083
And so's Jeff.
1493
01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:37,135
Yes?Yes.
1494
01:12:37,135 --> 01:12:39,746
We have reservations,
Mr. and Mrs. Stevens.
1495
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:44,403
No, no. Not in
the Lord Byron room, sir.
1496
01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:46,884
You'll want
the Tennyson room.
1497
01:12:46,884 --> 01:12:50,322
Upstairs.Oh, all right.
1498
01:12:50,322 --> 01:12:53,543
Why not in this room?Honey, it doesn't matter.
1499
01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:56,154
Why can't we have
dinner in there?
1500
01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:58,765
Gidget, will you come on?I want to know.
1501
01:12:58,765 --> 01:13:03,727
Madam, ladies are not served
in the Lord Byron room.
1502
01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:05,903
Ladies are never served?
1503
01:13:05,903 --> 01:13:12,257
Not in 120-year history
of this establishment, madam.
1504
01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:14,477
Why, that's preposterous!
1505
01:13:14,477 --> 01:13:16,522
Neolithic.
Anti-feminist.
1506
01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:18,872
Something's gotta be done
about this right away.
1507
01:13:18,872 --> 01:13:20,700
We're gonna be
in London a long time.
1508
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:22,223
All the more reason
1509
01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,964
to get started
on the right foot.
1510
01:13:23,964 --> 01:13:25,313
Waiter!
1511
01:13:25,313 --> 01:13:27,228
[♪♪♪]
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