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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,489 --> 00:00:52,497 My fellow Americans, thank you for sharing your time with me tonight. 2 00:00:52,497 --> 00:00:54,001 Tonight we're launching an effort 3 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:57,575 which holds the promise of changing the course of human history. 4 00:00:57,575 --> 00:01:01,081 There will be risks and results take time. 5 00:01:01,081 --> 00:01:02,818 But I believe we can do it. 6 00:02:26,953 --> 00:02:30,828 I heard about a man who carries his own coffin. 7 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:34,000 He doesn't wear a watch. 8 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,639 He decides what time it is. 9 00:04:07,287 --> 00:04:09,859 You know why they call me Nino Grande? 10 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,913 Nino, are you ready for dinner? 11 00:04:55,951 --> 00:04:58,923 -Drop 'em. 12 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,094 No. But Dirty Harry will. 13 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,138 Ay, chinga! 14 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,079 I've been looking for the six-fingered man. 15 00:05:10,079 --> 00:05:11,849 What does that make you? 16 00:05:11,849 --> 00:05:13,352 I am Nino Grande! 17 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,324 You bang my sister. 18 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:19,665 Now! Prepare to die! 19 00:05:25,944 --> 00:05:28,248 Nino Grande, always a foot short. 20 00:05:46,284 --> 00:05:47,988 Adios, muchacho. 21 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:50,861 You just got Fisted. 22 00:06:28,703 --> 00:06:31,241 This is a stick-up, mofos, put your hands in the air! 23 00:06:32,443 --> 00:06:34,715 We can either do this the easy way... 24 00:06:35,249 --> 00:06:37,955 Or my way. 25 00:06:37,955 --> 00:06:40,326 -I can do it both ways. -Give me everything you've got. 26 00:06:40,326 --> 00:06:43,800 Lollipops, chains, keys, jewels everything. 27 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,237 I don't want your dirty ass cash, where's your bling 28 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,511 Spread out! 29 00:06:49,511 --> 00:06:52,116 I want this bitch platinum by morning! 30 00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:53,786 Put your weight on it. 31 00:06:54,521 --> 00:06:56,091 Fools! 32 00:06:56,091 --> 00:07:00,466 Everybody, bow your heads to Superfly. 33 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,171 Your new god. Don't you all know who I am? 34 00:07:03,171 --> 00:07:05,977 -You don't know, that's, that's... 35 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:09,050 That's the best kung-fu rapper on the planet. 36 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:16,297 What you looking at, motherfucker, you ain't gonna do-- 37 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,076 What the hell are you doing, Chinaman? 38 00:07:30,059 --> 00:07:31,227 Now put some weight on it! 39 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:35,102 You ain't nothing but a fake-ass Bruce Lee kung-fu fool! 40 00:07:35,102 --> 00:07:38,008 Hey, don't you la-la's know who I am? 41 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,912 You better ask somebody! 42 00:07:39,912 --> 00:07:42,383 -Superfly motherfuckers! -That's right. 43 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:44,922 Hey, somebody get this fake 44 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:05,229 -Superfly motherfuckers! -That's right. 45 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:07,299 Bow your heads! 46 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:09,370 And girls, ladies, you with me now! 47 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:11,074 Take his hat too. 48 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,878 What's my name? 49 00:08:12,878 --> 00:08:15,149 -Superfly motherfuckers! 50 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:17,554 -Superfly motherfuckers! 51 00:08:17,554 --> 00:08:19,892 -Superfly! -Remember... 52 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,229 I'm Superfly! 53 00:08:22,229 --> 00:08:26,471 When you see me coming. Bow your heads! 54 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:32,316 New York City, 1984. 55 00:08:32,316 --> 00:08:36,124 Ain't nothing like the Disco-funk, free love of the '70s. 56 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,930 Grown men are moving right on back home with mama. 57 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:41,201 And everybody's on welfare. 58 00:08:41,201 --> 00:08:43,906 With the central planners in full genocidal effect, 59 00:08:43,906 --> 00:08:46,244 this whole city man, needs a hero, 60 00:08:46,244 --> 00:08:50,285 to fight back against the blight, the smack, the crack, the gangs, 61 00:08:50,285 --> 00:08:53,024 the boys in blue, the agents in suits. 62 00:08:53,024 --> 00:08:56,331 And all that trickle down Reaganomics bullshit! 63 00:08:56,331 --> 00:09:00,506 We find our heroes in the most unusual places. 64 00:09:04,013 --> 00:09:06,518 Okay, man, okay. 65 00:09:06,518 --> 00:09:09,190 Goddamn, you like King Kong. 66 00:09:11,528 --> 00:09:13,265 Conyo, wake up, man. 67 00:09:13,265 --> 00:09:16,104 Come on you gotta do your job. 68 00:09:16,104 --> 00:09:18,576 Don't call me conyo, pendejo! You don't even speak Spanish! 69 00:09:18,576 --> 00:09:21,515 I speak everything, what you talking crazy for? 70 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:24,387 -Dude you want me to call the IRS? -You mean the I-N-S. 71 00:09:24,387 --> 00:09:27,426 Whatever I send your ass back to Guantanamo. 72 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:30,299 I'm from Mexico, cabron. 73 00:09:30,299 --> 00:09:33,405 What the fuck difference does it make where you're from, 74 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,275 Hector? 75 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,346 Did you want me to come, we start over again? 76 00:09:40,118 --> 00:09:42,356 ♪ This eye in the sky You know what I mean ♪ 77 00:09:42,356 --> 00:09:45,462 ♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah, you know how I feel ♪ 78 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:59,123 ♪ Wipe the self The felt is the birthplace ♪ 79 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:01,695 ♪ I see the G-O-D In some blackface ♪ 80 00:10:01,695 --> 00:10:04,367 ♪ Zeroes and heroes Fist knew about this ♪ 81 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:07,139 ♪ Solid ages Flagrant, and they talk shit ♪ 82 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,412 What has the world come to? 83 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,519 What are you gonna do, Fist? 84 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:16,157 Return to sender. 85 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,598 Now you talking, baby! That I like. Keep it coming... 86 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:23,271 Well, ain't this special. 87 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:26,411 Okinawa Jackson was wondering when you homos was gonna show up. 88 00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:29,383 Sign says the shop opened 20 minutes ago. 89 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:33,158 Okay, Jackson. Get a job, man. You know what I saying. I talking to you. 90 00:10:33,158 --> 00:10:36,598 Guapo, that's not funny. You know I got fired from Chuck E Cheese last week. 91 00:10:36,598 --> 00:10:39,336 Is that why you wearing your Mickey Mouse outfit? 92 00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:42,409 Guapo! You know I'm broke, man. Wanna buy me some Chuck's? 93 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,714 -No, man. You know what I buy you? 94 00:10:44,714 --> 00:10:47,654 I buy you some Soul Glo in your fro. 95 00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:50,192 Because it looks like you got pelicans in your head, man. 96 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:54,734 Man, I can't afford a haircut, okay? Hell, I can't afford clippers, shoot! And my rent... 97 00:10:55,736 --> 00:10:58,542 It's too damn high! 98 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,746 You got meet for the week? You gotta order anything from the boss? 99 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:03,318 I got more beef than you can handle. Okay. 100 00:11:03,318 --> 00:11:05,088 Order up. 101 00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:08,261 Yeah, give Okinawa some water. 102 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:09,698 Okinawa, you know water costs money, right? 103 00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:12,369 Come on, man. I'm black. I'm hot. 104 00:11:12,369 --> 00:11:14,473 -What's that have to do with you wanting water? -I'm black, I'm hot. 105 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:18,248 Again, so what? -Black people need water when it's hot. 106 00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:21,087 KGB! What's goin' on wit' ya 107 00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:23,424 How about you hook me up with some of them Soviet bitches. 108 00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:29,203 -Them's the finest honeys ever. -Yes, good. Boss there, must sweep. 109 00:11:29,203 --> 00:11:31,407 Boss What are you talking about, crazy lady? 110 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:34,146 Remember, boss is always watching. 111 00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:36,150 Listening. Video cameras, 112 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,622 listening devices, everywhere! 113 00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:41,360 He likes to watch. 114 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,766 -But you can't get away all day... -Like Soviet Russia. 115 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:47,674 Shut up! On hay, down by the bay, 116 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:53,151 all day, on hay, by the bay, 117 00:11:53,151 --> 00:11:56,324 when the kids come to play, 118 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,294 but you can't get away all day, 119 00:11:58,294 --> 00:12:02,336 'cause when the kids come to play, all day on hay, 120 00:12:02,336 --> 00:12:04,373 down by the bay, 121 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:07,412 when the kids come to play, cause one way, 122 00:12:07,412 --> 00:12:11,187 or another, crime don't pay! 123 00:12:11,187 --> 00:12:14,460 You know what, you know what a hassa is? 124 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,800 It's a pig that don't fly straight. 125 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,340 You know that hassa hasn't paid me in two weeks. 126 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,378 -Not a damn thing. 127 00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:24,581 No, he don't pay Willy either. 128 00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:27,820 What you doing, cuckoo bird? 129 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:30,358 Hey, the loony bin is down that way. 130 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,595 What you need? 131 00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:34,668 I just want you to know, we're being watched. 132 00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:38,542 They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. 133 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,211 People are getting killed... 134 00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:42,449 And I'll have a bagel burger, fries and a Coke. 135 00:12:42,449 --> 00:12:47,225 Willy, let me get a bagel burger with fries, Coke and a Diet Coke for that loony guy. 136 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,597 Hey, you don't want that burger. 137 00:12:49,597 --> 00:12:54,306 If I get you a good lawyer, we can sue the government for your crack addiction. 138 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:58,481 You know that the CIA sells all the cocaine, right, all the crack? 139 00:12:58,481 --> 00:13:00,820 The Drug War's a fraud! 140 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,757 It's a fake, it's a scam! 141 00:13:02,757 --> 00:13:08,635 And don't believe it! You know that CIA! CIA! 142 00:13:08,635 --> 00:13:10,506 Runs all the drugs in this country! 143 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:13,177 On the planet! It's nonsense. 144 00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:15,616 They made it up so they could take all of our money. 145 00:13:15,616 --> 00:13:20,225 They made it so they can steal our tax money! 146 00:13:20,225 --> 00:13:21,393 Fucking thieves! 147 00:13:23,164 --> 00:13:25,503 I'll just have fries then. 148 00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:26,571 Just the fries. 149 00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:32,215 You know-- 150 00:13:35,823 --> 00:13:39,329 Ho, it's a stick 151 00:13:39,329 --> 00:13:42,637 I don't want nobody to make any kind of fucking noise. 152 00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:45,241 I know you got some money in here. 153 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,914 -Hey, give me your money. -I don't have anything. 154 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:51,187 You don't have anything, how about you? 155 00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:52,623 There's something wrong with everybody in here, okay! 156 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,529 Manolo, is that you? Manolo... 157 00:13:55,529 --> 00:13:57,098 Primo, what are you doing here, Guapo? 158 00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,704 What am I doing, I work at the Bagel Burger. What are you doing here, man? 159 00:13:59,704 --> 00:14:02,409 -Yeah. 160 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:06,250 Can I talk to you real quick. I'm going through some things, you know. 161 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,389 And my food stamps, they don't really buy me anything, 162 00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:10,960 no Coke, nothing. 163 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:17,239 So basically what I was trying to ask you is, if I can rob your restaurant? 164 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,915 Ju know what, I don't see nothing. 165 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,685 Ju know, I don't see anything, man. 166 00:14:23,685 --> 00:14:25,823 Guapo, I'm standing right here. 167 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,593 -Manolo. 168 00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:30,431 Manolo, I don't see nothing. 169 00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:32,970 But I am right here! 170 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,641 Manolo, you're not listening, 171 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,578 I don't see nothing, man, it's okay. 172 00:14:36,578 --> 00:14:39,717 You know, whatever, it's okay, I don't see nothing. 173 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:42,523 Primo, I am right here! 174 00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:44,493 Manolo, listen to what I say. 175 00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:48,401 I don't see nothing. I can't see ju, ju know. 176 00:14:48,401 --> 00:14:51,708 No eyes on ju. I don't see ju. 177 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,843 Oh! Oh! 178 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:54,714 It's okay. 179 00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:58,421 Whoa. Let's get it on! Hey, man give me the watch. 180 00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,859 -Hey, hey, hey, okay. -Give me your watch. 181 00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:06,671 Listen up, motherfuckers! 182 00:15:06,671 --> 00:15:11,815 In 1462, Nostradamus predicted 183 00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:15,589 that a bad motherfucker would appear upon the land. 184 00:15:15,589 --> 00:15:18,394 The sun will refuse to shine, 185 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:21,634 and a darkness would fall upon the land. 186 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:23,471 Today is the day. 187 00:15:23,471 --> 00:15:27,980 Prepare thyself, the Superfly is here! 188 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,251 What's up! 189 00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:32,489 My name is Superfly. 190 00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:33,692 Put the weight on it. 191 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,330 We giving away free 8-tracks for the kids. 192 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,269 But everybody will make a donation, 193 00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:42,342 or I will Suge Knight your ass, okay. 194 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,745 Everybody. 195 00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,716 -Even your punk ass. -Yeah! 196 00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,387 My name is Superfly! 197 00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:50,291 Superfly! 198 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,961 Everybody empty your pockets! 199 00:15:51,961 --> 00:15:53,532 Listen to the man. 200 00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:54,767 Yeah. 201 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,604 Superfly, motherfuckers! 202 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,614 What is this? 203 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,787 Give me that purse! 204 00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:06,958 What the hell you think you doing? 205 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,728 What are you talking about, man? 206 00:16:08,728 --> 00:16:10,498 This ain't your house no more. 207 00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:13,638 -This is my house. -This is my house, too. 208 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:16,043 What? You need to go home, play some Nintendo, or do something. 209 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,949 -Be nice, okay. -Hey, do you know who... 210 00:16:20,886 --> 00:16:22,757 Do you know I'm big-head... 211 00:16:22,757 --> 00:16:26,396 Hey, do y'all know big-heads, 212 00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:27,766 fools who I am? 213 00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:29,837 Don't you know who I am? 214 00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:33,979 Okay, just relax. Go home, play some Nintendo. 215 00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:37,452 What you gonna do? 216 00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:38,655 Exactly, that's what I thought. 217 00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:42,897 Hey, everybody, go bum rush this fool. 218 00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:46,370 Whoop this fool! 219 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:52,048 You wanna do something, okay. 220 00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:54,587 -Puto. 221 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,017 Ana Conda, go beat some ass. 222 00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:12,656 Okay. 223 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,539 You motherfuckers! 224 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,845 Ana Conda, kick him again! 225 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,024 Like your dad, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, fool. 226 00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:36,971 You know what, on second thought, 227 00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:40,812 I think I'm gonna come back, work on some things. 228 00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,816 Take it easy, you know, what you gotta be so grumpy for? 229 00:17:42,816 --> 00:17:46,724 You know, like, I didn't really mean... 230 00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,662 Okay, Primo, I see you later, man. 231 00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:52,168 That's what I'm talking about, Ana Conda, just like your pops. 232 00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:53,905 -Hey, ugly. -Hey, ugly! 233 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,711 Hey, ugly. 234 00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:01,587 What the hell you say, fool? 235 00:18:01,587 --> 00:18:02,923 Little Barbie doll. 236 00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:04,961 What the hell you want? 237 00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:09,837 Do we have a problem, Mr. Barbie Doll? 238 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,845 I probably banged your mama, you're probably my child. 239 00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,916 You're probably my little big-head baby. 240 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,953 I probably banged your mama, too. 241 00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:19,957 Now get that. 242 00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:22,830 My name is Superfly! 243 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,011 Superfly is dead! 244 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,985 Who the fuck is this? 245 00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:37,125 That's The Fist. 246 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,197 The coolest porn star in the 1970's. 247 00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:43,638 The hair of his hair, in the wind of the air, 248 00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:45,842 blows through his luscious locks. 249 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,013 But where's your cucumber? 250 00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:51,053 You know what happened in the '80s the AIDS came, bitch! 251 00:18:51,721 --> 00:18:52,790 Attack! 252 00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,571 Get out of my kitchen, what are you doing in my kitchen? 253 00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,944 See what you got now? 254 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:50,939 Payback, sucker! Solid. 255 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,711 Let's go. 256 00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:56,684 ♪ Come on! Ugh! Yeah! ♪ 257 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,088 ♪ Get into me ♪ 258 00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:06,036 So, you're trying to tell OJ that that's The Fist. 259 00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:10,545 As in Enter The Fist? 260 00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,183 Fist of Bangarian. 261 00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:17,659 Fist or Be Fisted! 262 00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,028 Yeah, man. 263 00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:24,607 That guy, he was the number one porno star in all the universe, 264 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,343 better than the Kardashian lady. 265 00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:28,748 Much better. Better looking, you know what I'm saying. 266 00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:31,721 Guapo, do I look gullible? 267 00:20:31,721 --> 00:20:34,793 What color is my skin? Come on. 268 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,666 That's a silly question, man, ju black as night, 269 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,803 like a panther, in the darkness. 270 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,976 That's right! That means I don't believe the president. 271 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,412 I do believe the judge. 272 00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:49,022 And I don't believe that no millionaire works at a bagel shops. 273 00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,925 I don't believe it. How can he work here? 274 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,165 Ju know, once upon a time 275 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:58,340 he used to be a normal guy like ju and me. 276 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,749 -Normal. Like ju and I. 277 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:05,120 -Like me and ju. 278 00:21:06,289 --> 00:21:07,491 Normal. 279 00:21:07,491 --> 00:21:10,799 Like he clocked in at nine o'clock and got off at five. 280 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:13,036 Like ju and me. 281 00:21:13,036 --> 00:21:15,742 Like his check was only $150. 282 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,113 -Like I and you. -Normal. 283 00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:21,019 Normal. Like this was guy just a normal guy like me and ju. 284 00:21:22,856 --> 00:21:25,160 -That's pretty damn normal. -He was normal, man. 285 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,666 Normal, you know, like me and you. 286 00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,805 He's more normal than-- 287 00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:33,143 No, not more normal, just normal. 288 00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:36,049 Like you're normal. I normal. 289 00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:38,921 Me and you. You and I. We're normal. 290 00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:41,359 And he was normal normal? Or he was just normal. 291 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,562 He was just normal. 292 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,334 -One day, yeah, normal guy. 293 00:21:45,969 --> 00:21:47,873 One normal? 294 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,210 What you mean one normal, there's only one fucking normal, 295 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,479 how much more normal can you get? 296 00:21:51,479 --> 00:21:53,851 Well you said normal like four times, I got a little confused. 297 00:21:53,851 --> 00:21:56,089 He was a normal guy. He was a fucking normal guy. 298 00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:59,195 Okay, well, he's normal, I get it, I think. 299 00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:02,434 -Just look at the fucking flashback. -Okay. 300 00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:05,875 Well I really had a great time with you Chastity. 301 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,478 I'd like to take you out again sometime. 302 00:22:07,478 --> 00:22:10,083 -Yeah. Whatever. -Great, great! 303 00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:18,333 My, not on the lips! 304 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,713 Come, witch. 305 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:28,220 Time to make a movie. 306 00:22:29,823 --> 00:22:30,859 Could you hold this for me. 307 00:22:34,298 --> 00:22:40,912 Yes, yes, one bitch, two bitches... 308 00:22:40,912 --> 00:22:45,153 three bitch, four bitch. 309 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,863 What, you've never seen a real pimp before? 310 00:22:49,863 --> 00:22:54,740 Money makes the world go round, but bitches make the money! 311 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,380 Limp dick. 312 00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,752 Let's go, bitches. 313 00:23:00,752 --> 00:23:04,325 Let's go make some money. 314 00:23:15,213 --> 00:23:18,053 He couldn't even get action from an action figure, this guy. 315 00:23:18,053 --> 00:23:21,459 That's when he found the fleece. 316 00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:25,200 Flees 317 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,073 No man, fleece. Fleece. 318 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,985 Don't know what you're saying. Fees or flees? 319 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,924 Fleece, man. Okay? 320 00:23:36,924 --> 00:23:39,161 Fleece, like the golden fleece. A fucking jacket. 321 00:23:39,161 --> 00:23:42,368 You know what I'm saying. Like you wear a fucking jacket, a fleece. 322 00:24:06,315 --> 00:24:09,790 Sometimes, a man can't take it anymore. 323 00:24:09,790 --> 00:24:15,000 Then the man's got to stand up and say, get out of my way, my time has come. 324 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,906 And I'm coming with it. 325 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:13,918 So that's, you know, 326 00:25:13,918 --> 00:25:15,888 that's when The Fist started doing shit, you know, 327 00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:19,529 slaying bitches left and right. 328 00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:23,504 Then he lost his mojo, man, he lost the fleece. 329 00:25:25,006 --> 00:25:28,146 He lost the fleece? -He lost the fleece. 330 00:25:28,146 --> 00:25:30,918 Damn, who stole it? 331 00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:34,593 Nobody knows why or how or who. 332 00:25:34,593 --> 00:25:39,001 But he lost his mojo, like, you know, and I said, 333 00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:42,374 "Fist, I wanna see ju bang!" I like to watch him bang, ju know. 334 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,613 He said, "No, I don't want to bang these whores no more 335 00:25:44,613 --> 00:25:47,150 because they're whores, you know." 336 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:50,290 Horse like in Seabiscuit? 337 00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:53,229 No, man, whores. 338 00:25:53,229 --> 00:25:56,369 Like the horses that run around the track, horses? 339 00:25:56,369 --> 00:25:58,172 What the fuck ju talking, whores, man! 340 00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,909 Horse like Mr. Ed horse? 341 00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:04,051 No, man, whores like putas, like whores putas. Ju know what I'm saying? 342 00:26:04,051 --> 00:26:06,489 -Oh, you mean whores! -Whores! Man. Whores! 343 00:26:06,489 --> 00:26:08,159 That accent, man. 344 00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:10,497 Whores! Like listen to me, 345 00:26:10,497 --> 00:26:15,440 ju get one guy to bang twelve women in one night, this is torture. 346 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:20,283 But if you get one womans 347 00:26:20,283 --> 00:26:25,126 to bang twelve mens in one night, 348 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,329 that's puro. 349 00:26:26,329 --> 00:26:29,669 Now ju talking my language, all night she do that shit. 350 00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:35,347 The Fist, he stopped the porn, and he say to me, 351 00:26:35,347 --> 00:26:38,186 "I want to find the one." 352 00:26:38,186 --> 00:26:41,092 The one what 353 00:26:41,092 --> 00:26:42,528 The one. He said the one. 354 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,147 Watch where you're going. 355 00:26:54,284 --> 00:26:57,391 -I'm not a kid! Chewbaca! 356 00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:03,604 ♪ Yeah, get this! ♪ 357 00:27:03,604 --> 00:27:06,375 ♪ Europeans lying in the Baltic ♪ 358 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,314 ♪ Freedom be done Yeah, you trot this ♪ 359 00:27:09,314 --> 00:27:11,052 ♪ Dumb down the culture... ♪ 360 00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:16,495 Whoo. Whoo. 361 00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:21,973 But Master Duck Suck Song, 362 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,378 I've been studying here for 10 years 363 00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:26,550 and I still don't even know how to defend myself. 364 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,358 Like two mirrors facing each other, 365 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:35,534 great truths are secret even unto themselves. 366 00:27:36,503 --> 00:27:38,473 And to you. 367 00:27:38,473 --> 00:27:41,378 But Sifu, I thought I was learning 368 00:27:41,378 --> 00:27:43,717 the secret art of Mu Shu. 369 00:27:43,717 --> 00:27:46,322 On the good foot! Come on. 370 00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:49,194 Padawan, there is no Mu Shu style. 371 00:27:49,629 --> 00:27:52,200 Sifu. 372 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,340 This may look like a traditional Panther Fu dojo, 373 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,612 but I am running a political intelligence operation 374 00:27:57,612 --> 00:27:59,749 against the United States government. 375 00:27:59,749 --> 00:28:01,586 We're starting a rebellion 376 00:28:01,586 --> 00:28:04,792 against the evil aliens that run this world. 377 00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:07,030 -But for that, 378 00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:09,401 I need martial artists who can think. 379 00:28:13,577 --> 00:28:14,979 Sun Tzu says, 380 00:28:14,979 --> 00:28:16,650 thinking is a revolutionary act. 381 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,221 If you have an idea, kill it. 382 00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:22,460 If it comes back, aim for the head. 383 00:28:23,429 --> 00:28:24,566 If it does not die, 384 00:28:24,566 --> 00:28:26,368 deploy it against your enemies. 385 00:28:26,368 --> 00:28:28,640 Oh, Master. 386 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,147 Is that the secret of all martial arts? 387 00:28:32,147 --> 00:28:35,353 Hear me now, understand me later. 388 00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:40,396 Hey, Jackson, welcome to the Duck Suck Song dojo. 389 00:28:40,396 --> 00:28:42,100 You know, you can sign up with my wife 390 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,071 and then come back with your black leather gloves. 391 00:28:44,071 --> 00:28:47,712 Solid! OJ's gonna go get that look. 392 00:28:47,712 --> 00:28:49,749 Just you wait and see, suckas. 393 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:54,257 Thunderfoot! 394 00:28:54,257 --> 00:28:56,596 Lighting Leg! 395 00:28:56,596 --> 00:28:58,132 -Offense. -Defense. 396 00:28:58,132 --> 00:28:59,234 Special Teams. 397 00:29:00,236 --> 00:29:03,109 Oh! It's good. 398 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,579 Ugh. You're in some big trouble, boys. 399 00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:06,281 We like big trouble here in Chinatown. 400 00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:08,587 Yeah? Well, you put away our tax collector. 401 00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:10,658 What ju talking about taxes, man? 402 00:29:10,658 --> 00:29:12,795 We don't pay no stinking taxes. 403 00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:14,464 What do we look like, baggage handlers? 404 00:29:14,464 --> 00:29:16,035 You torched Superfly's ass. 405 00:29:16,035 --> 00:29:17,370 You wiped away his street cred. 406 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:18,640 You tied up our income for a day. 407 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,178 Thunderfoot is gonna kick your thunder ass 408 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,815 back to that candy-land you came from. 409 00:29:22,815 --> 00:29:25,721 And Lighting Leg is gonna wipe your ass back to the past, McFly. 410 00:29:25,721 --> 00:29:28,359 Ju know what a hassa is, Frank? 411 00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:31,432 It's a pig that don't fly straight. 412 00:29:31,432 --> 00:29:33,704 You already said that line. 413 00:29:33,704 --> 00:29:36,275 These suckers are intense, man. 414 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,446 More like past tense. 415 00:29:45,561 --> 00:29:48,466 You'll be paying my taxes by the end of the year, Mr. Duck Sucks! 416 00:29:48,466 --> 00:29:50,369 Oh, you'll take it out of your ass. 417 00:29:50,369 --> 00:29:52,440 -Thunderstruck! -Whooping Crane! 418 00:29:55,313 --> 00:29:57,585 Super Mario Brothers! 419 00:30:32,487 --> 00:30:34,926 Leprechaun style wins. 420 00:30:38,733 --> 00:30:40,369 Who sent you? 421 00:30:40,369 --> 00:30:44,444 You're making a mistake. 422 00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:46,616 Big mistake. 423 00:30:46,616 --> 00:30:49,755 Mistake's the first word my mama said to me. 424 00:30:49,755 --> 00:30:51,559 Now who sent you! 425 00:31:00,009 --> 00:31:02,413 Hey, Willy. You don't got a TV at home? 426 00:31:02,413 --> 00:31:04,519 Even my family in Mexico got a TV. 427 00:31:04,519 --> 00:31:06,856 And I bet it took all 15 of your brothers and sisters 428 00:31:06,856 --> 00:31:09,194 to pay for it, too, Nacho. 429 00:31:09,194 --> 00:31:12,835 You see this? They might as well call it toilet paper. 430 00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:15,373 It ain't money. It's a Fed note. 431 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,343 And it says, "I owe you"! 432 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:20,216 So you stick it! Garbage! 433 00:31:23,355 --> 00:31:26,562 This is my living room here! I'm living here, people! 434 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,512 Oh, yeah. 435 00:31:51,512 --> 00:31:52,848 -Yeah. -Whoo. 436 00:31:52,848 --> 00:31:54,417 Here we go, baby. 437 00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:57,925 Looks like a dead end, baby. 438 00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:02,768 We got you dead to rights. 439 00:32:02,768 --> 00:32:04,739 The only way you're walking out of here 440 00:32:04,739 --> 00:32:06,274 is with the walking dead. 441 00:32:06,642 --> 00:32:08,312 Yeah. 442 00:32:08,312 --> 00:32:09,882 Aw, you must be tired. 443 00:32:09,882 --> 00:32:14,558 Let me guess, I've been running through your head all day. 444 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:15,794 How'd you know that? 445 00:32:15,794 --> 00:32:18,032 So where's Superfly to save your skinny ass? 446 00:32:18,032 --> 00:32:19,668 I don't need no Superfly 447 00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:21,606 to save my ass from you, Ponyboy. 448 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,908 Ohh! 449 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:25,947 Okay, whoa! Here's the deal! 450 00:32:25,947 --> 00:32:29,955 You can join our gang, and serve me 451 00:32:29,955 --> 00:32:33,462 -on both knees. 452 00:32:36,669 --> 00:32:39,642 Oh, on your broken knees? 453 00:32:40,811 --> 00:32:44,685 Whoa. Whoo. What? What did she say? 454 00:32:46,956 --> 00:32:49,795 You look like the Boys of Summer. 455 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,431 Too bad summer's over. 456 00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:54,337 Keep walking... 457 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,780 if you want to keep that look, pretty boy. 458 00:32:59,648 --> 00:33:02,120 You know something funny? 459 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,625 I used to fuck guys like you in prison. 460 00:33:07,531 --> 00:33:09,635 What were you in the slammer for? 461 00:33:09,635 --> 00:33:11,739 Playing my guitar too loud! 462 00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:32,848 Better call the dentist. 463 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,695 Drop 'em. 464 00:33:44,738 --> 00:33:46,776 Where you going, runaway? 465 00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:49,113 Looks like you're cruisin' for a bruisin'. 466 00:33:49,113 --> 00:33:51,819 I'm looking for a She-Ra to my He-Man. 467 00:33:51,819 --> 00:33:53,823 I'm pretty sure She-Ra was his sister 468 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,527 and He-Man is gay. 469 00:33:56,929 --> 00:33:59,635 Don't talk about He-Man like that. 470 00:33:59,635 --> 00:34:01,471 Listen, you, I'm a witch from hell, 471 00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:04,444 and you better not forget it, creep. 472 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:06,081 I come from hell. 473 00:34:06,081 --> 00:34:09,622 So when you go back, tell Nicky, como estas? 474 00:34:09,622 --> 00:34:12,126 Hey, Fist, come on, man, what you doing? Let's go. 475 00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:13,997 He's trying to bang something. 476 00:34:17,671 --> 00:34:19,875 Watch it, don't step on his teeth. 477 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,848 When the wanna-be gangster Superfly got wasted, 478 00:34:22,848 --> 00:34:25,620 his two crazy-ass white boy bosses disrespected 479 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,958 the Duck Suck Song dojo looking to collect. 480 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:29,995 After handing them back their asses, 481 00:34:29,995 --> 00:34:32,634 Fist and friends are on a retaliation train 482 00:34:32,634 --> 00:34:34,738 headed for the next boss in line. 483 00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:36,742 'Cause you know what, we all got one. 484 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:41,852 Someone's gotta pay. Someone always pays. 485 00:34:41,852 --> 00:34:44,190 Service in this place is terrible. 486 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:45,894 Who picked this joint? 487 00:34:45,894 --> 00:34:47,463 So what's your name, kid? 488 00:34:48,031 --> 00:34:49,500 Ana. 489 00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:53,643 Ana Conda. 490 00:34:53,643 --> 00:34:56,549 I always wanted to hunt an anaconda. 491 00:34:56,549 --> 00:34:58,653 See what it feels like to get swallowed. 492 00:34:58,653 --> 00:35:00,557 I'd rather kill myself. 493 00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:03,228 Where you from? 494 00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:05,466 Wrong side of the tracks. 495 00:35:05,466 --> 00:35:08,071 That why you got caught up with Superfly, 496 00:35:08,071 --> 00:35:10,109 trying to get even with the game? 497 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:12,514 He promised me a record deal. 498 00:35:12,514 --> 00:35:13,950 You sing the blues? 499 00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:17,824 No, I'm always happy! 500 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,695 What's the 411? 501 00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:22,199 Aren't you, like, some sort of has 502 00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,003 Why do you even work at a bagel shop? 503 00:35:24,003 --> 00:35:25,807 I don't work at a bagel shop. 504 00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:27,978 I'm waiting for the night train. 505 00:35:27,978 --> 00:35:29,815 Night train to what? 506 00:35:29,815 --> 00:35:31,585 To get my groove back. 507 00:35:31,585 --> 00:35:33,756 I think you might need some silverware or something. 508 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,794 A fork, I need a fork. That's it. 509 00:35:35,794 --> 00:35:38,699 Waiter, bring me a fork. 510 00:35:38,699 --> 00:35:41,672 Chica, why you dating this monkey? 511 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:45,245 Monkey Oh, I always wanted a monkey as a pet. 512 00:35:47,483 --> 00:35:49,621 Did you know that I'm Willy's date? 513 00:35:49,621 --> 00:35:55,132 Listen to me, ju can pet my monkey anytime. 514 00:35:55,132 --> 00:35:57,771 -Anytime. 515 00:35:57,771 --> 00:35:59,741 Wow. 516 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,612 Are you really El Guapo? 517 00:36:01,612 --> 00:36:04,283 And is he really The Fist? 518 00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:06,989 Do you wanna know why they call him The Fist? 519 00:36:06,989 --> 00:36:08,559 I've always wondered. 520 00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:12,601 Because he puts it all the way in. 521 00:36:12,601 --> 00:36:16,007 Wow. That's crazy. 522 00:36:17,577 --> 00:36:21,484 I think Thunderfoot was right. Chinese Boss is here. 523 00:36:23,488 --> 00:36:27,163 It smells like acrylic and gold nail polish. 524 00:36:27,163 --> 00:36:29,066 You know why gold is so expensive? 525 00:36:29,066 --> 00:36:32,774 'Cause a dollar in gold is always worth a dollar in gold! 526 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,847 Sir. You make too much noise. 527 00:36:35,847 --> 00:36:37,784 It's no good for business. 528 00:36:38,786 --> 00:36:41,124 Well, excuse me, Ching-chong-chung. 529 00:36:42,627 --> 00:36:45,065 Last I heard this is a free country. 530 00:36:45,065 --> 00:36:46,936 All except for the Federal Reserve 531 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:49,173 which has enslaved the people since like 1917 532 00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:52,179 when Paul Warburg pulled this bullshit out on Jekyll Island 533 00:36:52,179 --> 00:36:54,317 and enslaved the United States citizenry. 534 00:36:54,317 --> 00:36:56,855 All the people in America are slaves. 535 00:36:56,855 --> 00:36:59,995 And now we don't even know what a dollar is, 536 00:36:59,995 --> 00:37:02,667 it's just a worthless piece of paper with shit ink on it, 537 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:04,337 and you can't even buy a chopstick 538 00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:06,040 which, which will poke your eye out 539 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,980 because tuna's cud, watching the world go by, 540 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:12,887 while the Chinese come in here and rape and pillage. 541 00:37:12,887 --> 00:37:15,827 They're planning on raping for the next thousand years. 542 00:37:15,827 --> 00:37:17,998 It's like this whole national debt thing, 543 00:37:17,998 --> 00:37:19,701 there's no such thing as a national debt. 544 00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:22,607 It's a fraud. It's a bunch of nonsense 545 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,043 because it's worth nothing. 546 00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:27,917 And this is worth as much as a fucking dollar! 547 00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:30,657 There's just completely worthless shit. 548 00:37:31,759 --> 00:37:34,063 And we can do anything we want! You understand? 549 00:37:34,063 --> 00:37:35,833 We are the United States of America. 550 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,570 We are the greatest nation in the world! 551 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:40,610 And you are a bunch of Chinese-eating 552 00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:42,681 Long Duk Dong, plum sauce. 553 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:46,054 You got these fake ducks, rubber ducks, 554 00:37:46,054 --> 00:37:48,592 their fake dildos, get these commies out of here! 555 00:37:48,592 --> 00:37:50,697 Next thing you know, we'll have these commies 556 00:37:50,697 --> 00:37:54,070 selling their stuff all over our biggest stores in our country, 557 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:57,610 enslaving the hard-working man! 558 00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,750 OJ wants some Chinese spare ribs, Jack. 559 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,687 -Yeah. 560 00:38:02,687 --> 00:38:04,190 I like 'em charred. 561 00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:09,100 No ribs! You go now. Now, go! 562 00:38:11,304 --> 00:38:15,011 No. I stay. You go! 563 00:38:16,615 --> 00:38:17,851 Take a seat. 564 00:39:07,082 --> 00:39:09,888 This is the worst date ever. 565 00:40:17,322 --> 00:40:18,424 The fuck are you doing, boy? 566 00:40:29,246 --> 00:40:30,448 Jew Fu! 567 00:40:30,448 --> 00:40:31,852 Jew what? 568 00:40:36,995 --> 00:40:38,164 Ju on this. 569 00:40:42,005 --> 00:40:43,107 Boss. 570 00:40:45,011 --> 00:40:47,449 Yeah. 571 00:40:47,449 --> 00:40:50,422 Yeah! 572 00:40:50,422 --> 00:40:53,529 Everybody, take it easy. 573 00:40:53,529 --> 00:40:55,465 I'll take it anyway I can get it. 574 00:40:59,073 --> 00:41:01,444 Wait. Ju the Chinese Boss? 575 00:41:03,014 --> 00:41:05,418 That's the last time you call me a Jew. 576 00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:06,822 I'm Armenian! 577 00:41:06,822 --> 00:41:08,625 Ju da boss at the bagel shop, too, that's what I'm saying. 578 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:09,961 -Ju the boss... -Yeah, I saw, too. 579 00:41:09,961 --> 00:41:11,565 He runs both operations. 580 00:41:11,565 --> 00:41:13,367 He's the Armenian mob's connection 581 00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:14,504 to the Chinese mafia. 582 00:41:14,504 --> 00:41:16,942 -Okay. Okay. 583 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,311 Charlie Chan? 584 00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:21,150 Somebody's gotta pay for the damage you did. 585 00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:22,319 Listen up, Boss, 586 00:41:22,319 --> 00:41:25,593 you got problems with me, you can take it to the shop, 587 00:41:25,593 --> 00:41:27,195 the chop shop. 588 00:41:27,195 --> 00:41:29,901 Well, here's the deal. 589 00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:32,607 Your Scooby Gang is not gonna interfere 590 00:41:32,607 --> 00:41:35,546 with my street racket anymore. 591 00:41:35,546 --> 00:41:36,948 Don't get upset, honey. 592 00:41:36,948 --> 00:41:38,519 You want a chair? 593 00:41:38,519 --> 00:41:40,455 I got one right here that can fly. 594 00:41:40,455 --> 00:41:42,459 And it's powered by a can of whoop ass. 595 00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:45,098 I'm the boss! What do you think you're doing? 596 00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:53,114 Whoo, you know, sometimes, man, 597 00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:54,316 that spicy kung fu chicken 598 00:41:54,316 --> 00:41:56,253 can give you hot wings to crush your boss 599 00:41:56,253 --> 00:41:57,289 like a Coke can. 600 00:41:57,289 --> 00:41:59,627 But even a boss is just a dealer in this game. 601 00:41:59,627 --> 00:42:02,567 So Fist and his friends gotta look further down the supply chain 602 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:04,537 if they're gonna find the real gangsters in this town. 603 00:42:04,537 --> 00:42:07,075 For real. You know what I mean? 604 00:42:07,075 --> 00:42:09,246 Hey, man, what you doing back there, be careful. 605 00:42:09,246 --> 00:42:10,315 This is the boss' car. 606 00:42:10,315 --> 00:42:12,085 Oh man, shut up, jack. 607 00:42:12,085 --> 00:42:15,325 Okinawa says that Fist should've banged Willy's date! 608 00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:17,964 Man, this guy hasn't banged anything since the '70s. 609 00:42:17,964 --> 00:42:19,499 Look at him. Ju know what, 610 00:42:19,499 --> 00:42:22,272 Okinawa, that's why ju gotta keep your balls sharp. 611 00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:23,909 Okay, oh, look at this one! 612 00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:26,581 Hey, little lady! Ju wanna ride my love machine? 613 00:42:26,581 --> 00:42:28,552 Okay. 614 00:42:28,552 --> 00:42:31,056 I got your machine, man. What's up, man. 615 00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,325 Are you a cop? 616 00:42:32,325 --> 00:42:34,363 Are you a narc? What you doing man? 617 00:42:34,363 --> 00:42:35,532 What do you mean what am I doing here, man? 618 00:42:35,532 --> 00:42:37,637 You know I was coming. I was supposed to be here, man. 619 00:42:37,637 --> 00:42:40,141 Hey, guess what? Chinese restaurant closed. 620 00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:41,945 Which way to Brooklyn? 621 00:42:41,945 --> 00:42:45,084 Hey, man, Okinawa think this man is fruity pebbles. 622 00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:47,155 I am Hong Kong 8. 623 00:42:47,155 --> 00:42:51,063 We the 8, the Hong Kong 8. I'm on a rendezvous with my group, 624 00:42:51,063 --> 00:42:53,669 the 55 Brooklyn Crew, you understand? 625 00:42:53,669 --> 00:42:56,508 I don't know what you're talking about, but Brooklyn's back that way. 626 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:57,777 You will. 627 00:42:57,777 --> 00:43:00,315 I believe in The Fist. You understand what I'm saying? 628 00:43:00,315 --> 00:43:01,651 I know you, man. 629 00:43:01,651 --> 00:43:04,489 I want the tiger's eye. I will trade you the fleece for it. 630 00:43:04,489 --> 00:43:05,959 Did he say gold fleece? 631 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,228 That's what I said, man. 632 00:43:07,228 --> 00:43:09,667 Man, what are you two turkeys jiving at? 633 00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:11,337 Argonaut's got it, 'cause war's coming. 634 00:43:11,337 --> 00:43:12,506 What war? 635 00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:14,343 We don't got no tiger's eye. 636 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,579 I don't know what you're saying, man. 637 00:43:15,579 --> 00:43:17,583 You will. And you know why? 638 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:20,388 Because I believe in The Fist. 639 00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:23,662 The 55th Infantry, Brooklyn, got your back. 640 00:43:24,496 --> 00:43:25,599 Hong Kong 8. 641 00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:27,068 Hong Kong 8. 642 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,507 We got your back. 643 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,312 Man, that dude is crazy. 644 00:43:32,312 --> 00:43:34,182 He holding up traffic for us. 645 00:43:34,182 --> 00:43:36,320 He's not crazy. He'll be back. 646 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,057 So, uh, we're going to Brooklyn? 647 00:43:38,057 --> 00:43:40,027 No, man, what you talking crazy? 648 00:43:40,027 --> 00:43:42,465 The Chinese boss says he works for The Albanian. 649 00:43:42,465 --> 00:43:44,302 Which means we gotta find The Albanian. 650 00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:45,606 What Chinese boss? 651 00:43:45,606 --> 00:43:47,375 The ol' Jewish crippled guy. 652 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,578 And who's Albanian? 653 00:43:48,578 --> 00:43:50,749 Ugh. If I knew that, chico, I wouldn't be black. 654 00:43:50,749 --> 00:43:54,089 Albanian? I know that scumbag. 655 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:56,193 He puts all the creases on the comic books. 656 00:43:56,193 --> 00:43:58,532 Messes the whole things up! I hate the guy! 657 00:43:58,532 --> 00:44:01,571 Willy, what, I thought your ass was dead as an ass. 658 00:44:01,571 --> 00:44:03,608 Must've been somebody that looked like me. 659 00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:05,546 I had to take my girlfriend home. 660 00:44:05,546 --> 00:44:06,748 Rule number one, 661 00:44:06,748 --> 00:44:09,319 a man don't die till he pays the reaper. 662 00:44:09,319 --> 00:44:11,223 Someone's always gotta pay. 663 00:44:11,223 --> 00:44:12,726 Just drive. 664 00:44:12,726 --> 00:44:14,530 I gotta catch the red eye. 665 00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,690 The spider web 666 00:44:27,690 --> 00:44:31,631 is almost like you're a spider. 667 00:44:31,631 --> 00:44:32,967 Nice shirt. 668 00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:34,971 Beach boys, man. 669 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,545 You know what? 670 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:40,281 I just remembered. 671 00:44:40,281 --> 00:44:42,151 What was your name again? 672 00:44:42,586 --> 00:44:43,655 Sugar. 673 00:44:44,757 --> 00:44:46,628 Sugar. 674 00:44:46,628 --> 00:44:48,497 -I love the sugar. 675 00:44:48,497 --> 00:44:50,034 May I 676 00:44:50,401 --> 00:44:51,804 Oh. 677 00:44:51,804 --> 00:44:53,107 Oh, my. 678 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,610 I love the sugar. 679 00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:56,046 Oh. 680 00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:58,484 We do this with the leg, like this. 681 00:44:58,484 --> 00:45:02,492 In my country this is called Kun-un-a. 682 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:03,628 Oh, what? 683 00:45:03,628 --> 00:45:05,431 Makes no sense. 684 00:45:05,431 --> 00:45:07,168 -But just do it. 685 00:45:08,538 --> 00:45:10,341 We go like this. 686 00:45:20,194 --> 00:45:21,296 One more time. 687 00:45:23,802 --> 00:45:25,304 Oh. 688 00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:27,141 Okay. 689 00:45:31,651 --> 00:45:35,458 We get 'em drunk, put 'em in the trunk. 690 00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:36,561 That is my motto. 691 00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:38,097 Where do you think you're going? 692 00:45:38,430 --> 00:45:40,401 Uh, uh... 693 00:45:41,336 --> 00:45:43,240 Into the trunk. 694 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,644 I'll show you the way. 695 00:45:45,545 --> 00:45:48,685 Uh, what, what, what the... 696 00:45:48,685 --> 00:45:50,689 What, what is, what are you talking about? 697 00:45:50,689 --> 00:45:52,559 No one knows. 698 00:45:52,559 --> 00:45:57,468 Ju know what, this guy, this guy is not Albanian, man. 699 00:45:57,468 --> 00:46:01,276 He sounds like he's Italian or Greek. 700 00:46:01,276 --> 00:46:02,546 Ju know what I talking about? 701 00:46:02,546 --> 00:46:04,750 Olive oil countries. 702 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:07,455 -Ju know what I'm saying. -Yeah. 703 00:46:07,455 --> 00:46:12,265 First time I laid eyes on this lying cock-eyed Commie, 704 00:46:12,265 --> 00:46:14,135 I knew he's a fraud! 705 00:46:14,135 --> 00:46:15,605 You steal everything, don't ya? 706 00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:18,578 You've stolen every comic book in the building here! 707 00:46:18,578 --> 00:46:20,414 -No, there's... -And you put a crease 708 00:46:20,414 --> 00:46:22,352 in Amazing 15! 709 00:46:22,352 --> 00:46:25,625 Amazing 15, you broke the crease! 710 00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:28,598 That was not me. That was me, but not. 711 00:46:28,598 --> 00:46:31,303 It was the women. They like to sit on the comic books. 712 00:46:31,303 --> 00:46:33,173 Sorry. But I'll get you 15. 713 00:46:33,173 --> 00:46:34,677 Rule number two, 714 00:46:34,677 --> 00:46:38,317 don't ask, don't tell. Ring the bell. 715 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,154 Ring the bell, chico. 716 00:46:40,154 --> 00:46:42,860 The boss, he says ju gave him your meat. 717 00:46:44,897 --> 00:46:46,500 My meat? 718 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,605 Ju gave him your meat. 719 00:46:50,609 --> 00:46:53,213 Did, gave. I gave-- 720 00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:57,421 That cheap, fraudulent SPAM! 721 00:46:57,421 --> 00:47:00,729 Estrogen-filled, mercury-laden garbage! 722 00:47:00,729 --> 00:47:02,432 My cat, he ate some of that shit, 723 00:47:02,432 --> 00:47:04,870 and everybody's growing tits now! 724 00:47:04,870 --> 00:47:07,810 Look at my tits. I wear a C-cup bra! 725 00:47:08,745 --> 00:47:10,582 My cat got stuck in the dryer, 726 00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:15,224 he went around and around. Meow, meow, meow, meow. 727 00:47:15,224 --> 00:47:17,495 Come out, and he puffed up like that. 728 00:47:17,495 --> 00:47:19,667 He can't even walk anymore. His name was Leon, 729 00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:20,869 he answers to Noel! 730 00:47:20,869 --> 00:47:23,240 -I feel so sorry for you-- -My cat! 731 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,409 I don't like having tits! 732 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:28,818 I'm, I'm, I'm very sorry, but blame it on the FDA. 733 00:47:28,818 --> 00:47:32,358 Not on me. They had me do tofu and call it beef. 734 00:47:32,358 --> 00:47:35,397 I mean, they pump estrogen in the meat, 735 00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:37,803 and they pump it and they pump it and they pump it, 736 00:47:37,803 --> 00:47:39,707 and they do that all the time 737 00:47:39,707 --> 00:47:42,746 and then the men come out and have pretty little titties 738 00:47:42,746 --> 00:47:44,516 and look like princesses. 739 00:47:44,516 --> 00:47:46,419 But that is not me fault. 740 00:47:46,419 --> 00:47:48,457 Not my fault, is it 741 00:47:48,457 --> 00:47:50,929 -You got a nice smile. -You're very scary. 742 00:47:50,929 --> 00:47:54,503 I'm not... I'm not part of that tree. 743 00:47:54,503 --> 00:47:56,373 If you know what I mean. 744 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,676 -Uh... 745 00:47:59,212 --> 00:48:02,485 But look, look, then in the forest, 746 00:48:02,485 --> 00:48:05,424 the estrogen, it make beautiful pussy. 747 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,428 With growing the pussy. 748 00:48:08,531 --> 00:48:10,769 FDA approved. 749 00:48:10,769 --> 00:48:13,240 You got a little pussy growing on your chest, pretty boy. 750 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,210 Now ju talking my language. 751 00:48:15,645 --> 00:48:17,214 Who sent you? 752 00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:19,720 Pretty boy? 753 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,590 Who sent you? 754 00:48:21,590 --> 00:48:24,195 What are you talking about? You came in here. 755 00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:25,364 What's this guy on? 756 00:48:25,364 --> 00:48:26,934 He's about to be on ju, gringo. 757 00:48:26,934 --> 00:48:29,506 Who sent you? 758 00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:32,846 What my furry friend is trying to say is, 759 00:48:32,846 --> 00:48:34,950 who do ju work for? 760 00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:36,954 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 761 00:48:38,591 --> 00:48:39,760 Ju better hurry up, 762 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,697 he's getting bigger and greener. 763 00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:44,002 And harder. 764 00:48:44,002 --> 00:48:46,707 We all work for the same people. The witches. 765 00:48:46,707 --> 00:48:49,412 You know, the beautiful witches, with the curvy asses 766 00:48:49,412 --> 00:48:50,548 and the long legs 767 00:48:50,548 --> 00:48:53,286 and the juicy, juicy, juicy pussies. 768 00:48:53,688 --> 00:48:55,625 Which witch? 769 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,996 Why did you dunk me again 770 00:48:57,996 --> 00:48:59,933 -It slipped. 771 00:48:59,933 --> 00:49:03,373 They're the beautiful ones. The beautiful witches. 772 00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:06,647 -The nasty witches. -Oh, those witches. 773 00:49:06,647 --> 00:49:07,849 Aren't they nice. 774 00:49:07,849 --> 00:49:08,851 No, not those witches. 775 00:49:08,851 --> 00:49:11,356 The fucking hot ones with the green pussies. 776 00:49:11,356 --> 00:49:15,999 Look, I'm just a shmoe that has meat. That is it. 777 00:49:15,999 --> 00:49:20,407 No. You're empty and I'm about to fill you up. 778 00:49:22,378 --> 00:49:23,581 Please don't rape me. 779 00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:26,987 You got a nice smile, boy. 780 00:49:30,995 --> 00:49:33,935 Hey, man, check out the snow man. 781 00:49:33,935 --> 00:49:37,041 I don't like snow man, I like Santa Claus. 782 00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:40,347 Oh, shit. Agents. Government agents. 783 00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:42,886 OJ's about to be DBM, dead black man. 784 00:49:42,886 --> 00:49:45,925 OJ, hide my yayo, man. Go, go, go. 785 00:49:45,925 --> 00:49:49,465 The Fist. Let The Albanian go. 786 00:49:49,465 --> 00:49:51,837 His ass belongs to the FDA. 787 00:49:51,837 --> 00:49:55,010 You can have his ass. I want his face. 788 00:49:55,010 --> 00:49:57,481 Why don't we step outside? 789 00:49:57,481 --> 00:50:00,555 Hmm. You can step outside in a body bag. 790 00:50:01,322 --> 00:50:03,059 You got a nice smile. 791 00:50:05,765 --> 00:50:09,540 You're being watched. They're everywhere. 792 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,077 It's all connected. 793 00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:14,716 They're in your brain. 794 00:50:14,716 --> 00:50:16,754 The fuck is wrong with this guy? 795 00:50:31,717 --> 00:50:32,853 Pause. 796 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,562 I get it. Chains. 797 00:50:37,562 --> 00:50:40,133 Chains. They're still here, okay? 798 00:50:40,133 --> 00:50:41,537 Brothers wearing gold chains. 799 00:50:41,537 --> 00:50:42,839 The chains that came from slavery. 800 00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:44,843 The chains that held us down. 801 00:50:44,843 --> 00:50:47,181 It's gonna change. Gonna lead to riots. 802 00:50:47,181 --> 00:50:49,051 Okinawa, unpause. 803 00:50:49,051 --> 00:50:50,888 Dig it, change. 804 00:50:50,888 --> 00:50:52,525 And change gon' come. 805 00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:53,995 As a matter of fact, gonna be a black president one day. 806 00:50:53,995 --> 00:50:55,632 -I know-- Yes, it is. 807 00:50:55,632 --> 00:50:56,967 It's gonna be a heck of a future. 808 00:50:56,967 --> 00:50:59,606 He's gonna start out looking like Carl Lewis. 809 00:50:59,606 --> 00:51:01,644 He's gonna end up looking like Benson. 810 00:51:01,644 --> 00:51:03,948 Mmm. The future's looking bleak. 811 00:51:03,948 --> 00:51:06,486 They're gonna have security guards at Popeyes with guns 812 00:51:06,486 --> 00:51:07,856 around niggas with chicken! 813 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:10,628 The Fist. Sign of power. 814 00:51:10,628 --> 00:51:12,832 -Sign of power. -Sign of unity, 815 00:51:12,832 --> 00:51:14,803 -love, brotherhood. -Brotherhood. 816 00:51:14,803 --> 00:51:16,774 I mean, the Beatles and Woodstock 817 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,878 and all that stuff don't mean nothin' 818 00:51:18,878 --> 00:51:20,682 to what this brings to the world. 819 00:51:20,682 --> 00:51:21,717 We'll put it in the air. 820 00:51:22,484 --> 00:51:24,188 Retract it. 821 00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:26,492 All right, pause back to you, Okinawa. 822 00:51:31,971 --> 00:51:33,974 Bitch, get in the car! 823 00:51:33,974 --> 00:51:36,580 And the rent's still too damn high. 824 00:51:41,489 --> 00:51:42,792 Hope and change! 825 00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,746 The Fist. 826 00:51:53,914 --> 00:51:55,718 You've been evicted. 827 00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:04,970 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 828 00:52:04,970 --> 00:52:06,707 Man, these some super-agents. 829 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:25,110 You reptilian-radiated scum! 830 00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:27,047 They feed you green sewer water 831 00:52:27,047 --> 00:52:28,851 and they give you lead paint 832 00:52:28,851 --> 00:52:31,122 and then they send you out like RoboCops 833 00:52:31,122 --> 00:52:32,826 to beat up your own people. 834 00:52:33,661 --> 00:52:35,197 I got news for ya. 835 00:52:35,197 --> 00:52:36,800 I'm one man, 836 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,604 but I come here to chew bubble gum 837 00:52:38,604 --> 00:52:41,242 and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum! 838 00:52:42,779 --> 00:52:44,148 I'll be back. 839 00:52:45,383 --> 00:52:49,024 Okay, uh, now I think we're wanted by the government, 840 00:52:49,024 --> 00:52:50,628 you jacks. 841 00:52:50,628 --> 00:52:53,233 I should be wanted in at least 50 states. 842 00:52:53,233 --> 00:52:56,205 Your baby-sitters got sent home, big time. 843 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:00,948 Hey, there. 844 00:53:03,988 --> 00:53:05,925 I've been waiting for you. 845 00:53:10,267 --> 00:53:11,737 I give up. 846 00:53:12,872 --> 00:53:14,676 I want you inside me. 847 00:53:17,782 --> 00:53:21,690 They tried to get me to talk about the Superboss 848 00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:24,963 who sells protein to my cattle. 849 00:53:24,963 --> 00:53:30,575 But you are like a light that I see in the dark, 850 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:33,714 and I grasp for it, and I keep grasping for it, 851 00:53:33,714 --> 00:53:37,120 and it pulls me in, and it pulls me in. 852 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:42,599 And Fist, this is for men. Men. Man to man. 853 00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:48,644 You are the greatest porn star the world has ever seen. 854 00:53:48,644 --> 00:53:51,082 And I wish every man could be like you. 855 00:53:52,117 --> 00:53:54,021 If looks could kill. 856 00:53:57,829 --> 00:53:59,098 Yes. 857 00:54:02,004 --> 00:54:03,741 I'm just gonna watch. 858 00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:18,971 Fist. That you or a clone? 859 00:54:18,971 --> 00:54:20,941 Straight out of a comic book. 860 00:54:20,941 --> 00:54:22,277 Hey, man, look. 861 00:54:22,277 --> 00:54:23,914 We got evicted from our apartment. 862 00:54:23,914 --> 00:54:26,787 Su mi casa es su casa. I love you, man. 863 00:54:26,787 --> 00:54:28,857 Dude, you got some food here or something for us? 864 00:54:28,857 --> 00:54:31,763 No, my refrigerator broke so I threw it out the window. 865 00:54:31,763 --> 00:54:34,268 Oh, man, you don't got anything organic, vegetarian, 866 00:54:34,268 --> 00:54:36,940 something like pussy, or vegetarian pussy, 867 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,746 or cheapos, goat testicles? 868 00:54:39,746 --> 00:54:41,683 Ah, I got some bull balls. 869 00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,958 -Blue balls. 870 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:46,927 Who the hell are you? 871 00:54:46,927 --> 00:54:49,766 I had dinner with you last night, retard. 872 00:54:50,266 --> 00:54:51,903 Hi, Fist. 873 00:54:51,903 --> 00:54:53,741 I'm sorry I ran out on you. 874 00:54:53,741 --> 00:54:55,644 I brought you a doggybag. 875 00:54:55,644 --> 00:54:57,749 I promise in future I won't be bad. 876 00:54:59,017 --> 00:55:00,821 What, did your mother slap some sense into you? 877 00:55:00,821 --> 00:55:02,892 I bet you don't even have a mother. 878 00:55:02,892 --> 00:55:04,394 True story. 879 00:55:04,394 --> 00:55:08,637 Make sure that when you take bites, they're big. 880 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,079 Hey, okay, little lady. 881 00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:15,350 We gotta go now because we got a mega fight 882 00:55:15,350 --> 00:55:17,087 with the Superboss at the car wash. 883 00:55:17,087 --> 00:55:20,393 Right, Fist? So you gotta go, little one. Okay? 884 00:55:20,393 --> 00:55:21,530 I'm not the little one. 885 00:55:21,530 --> 00:55:24,334 You're the little one for hiding behind The Fist. 886 00:55:24,334 --> 00:55:29,344 Hey! I'm a political refugee from Cuba, okay. 887 00:55:29,344 --> 00:55:32,284 And I want my human right like the President Jimmy Carter says. 888 00:55:32,284 --> 00:55:34,656 Now you go. Peace be upon you. 889 00:55:34,656 --> 00:55:36,860 We gotta fight evil-doers. He has to get some rest. 890 00:55:38,697 --> 00:55:39,966 -Just wait here. 891 00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:41,268 Here, look. 892 00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:44,876 You see here, man. Here, there, this, that. 893 00:55:52,992 --> 00:55:54,696 Good morning, world! 894 00:55:55,798 --> 00:55:57,367 Good morning, Guapo nino. 895 00:55:57,367 --> 00:55:59,104 What a glorious day! 896 00:56:01,075 --> 00:56:03,112 What's the matter with this guy. 897 00:56:03,112 --> 00:56:06,987 This guy's acting like he banged the Victoria Secret birds, man. 898 00:56:06,987 --> 00:56:09,926 Hey, he's got a nice smile. 899 00:56:09,926 --> 00:56:11,796 Fist, you shave or something, man? 900 00:56:11,796 --> 00:56:13,800 The razor broke before I could shave my chest. 901 00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:17,140 Guy's going a little cuckoo. 902 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,981 Yeah, but he's got a nice smile. 903 00:56:20,981 --> 00:56:23,219 Aye dios mio, first he's shaving, 904 00:56:23,219 --> 00:56:24,454 then he play with doll, 905 00:56:24,454 --> 00:56:25,791 the next thing you know 906 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:26,927 he's gonna take it up his culo. 907 00:56:26,927 --> 00:56:29,933 Hey, he's got a nice smile. 908 00:56:45,463 --> 00:56:47,768 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 909 00:56:47,768 --> 00:56:51,041 where everything we do is super! 910 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:54,147 Thank you. Clean and wax please. 911 00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:57,888 No problemo. Clean and wax. 912 00:56:57,888 --> 00:56:59,224 Thank you. 913 00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:01,328 Thank you. 914 00:57:01,328 --> 00:57:03,767 No, thank you. 915 00:57:03,767 --> 00:57:06,071 You have a good one, sir. 916 00:57:06,071 --> 00:57:07,273 Thank you. 917 00:57:07,975 --> 00:57:09,478 Gracias. 918 00:57:10,547 --> 00:57:12,952 No. Thank you. 919 00:57:14,021 --> 00:57:16,091 Hey, what's up, you guys? 920 00:57:16,091 --> 00:57:17,494 What can we do for you today? 921 00:57:17,494 --> 00:57:18,864 Hi, guys. 922 00:57:18,864 --> 00:57:21,101 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 923 00:57:21,101 --> 00:57:24,842 -where we do everything super. -Super. 924 00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,445 Because you're first time customers, 925 00:57:26,445 --> 00:57:29,919 to join our super-savings program. 926 00:57:29,919 --> 00:57:31,422 You're gonna save a lot. 927 00:57:31,422 --> 00:57:34,327 Well, we got a discount for ju. 928 00:57:34,327 --> 00:57:36,900 Why don't ju tell us where you're boss is. 929 00:57:37,367 --> 00:57:38,770 Okay, chica? 930 00:57:38,770 --> 00:57:41,341 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. 931 00:57:41,341 --> 00:57:42,812 But you know what, 932 00:57:42,812 --> 00:57:45,116 I think I detect a Soviet accent? 933 00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:46,953 Oh, my gosh, that's the first time 934 00:57:46,953 --> 00:57:49,024 a Russian has been in our store. 935 00:57:49,024 --> 00:57:50,226 What the fuck is going on, 936 00:57:50,226 --> 00:57:52,163 are we in some Candyland or something, man? 937 00:57:52,163 --> 00:57:56,271 Chica, why don't ju just show us where your boss is, okay? 938 00:57:56,271 --> 00:57:58,944 We wanna talk to him. That's it, okay. 939 00:57:58,944 --> 00:58:04,221 Oh, you want to talk to our Supervisor. 940 00:58:04,221 --> 00:58:06,191 Supervisor! 941 00:58:14,976 --> 00:58:18,282 Here comes the Supervisor. 942 00:58:19,351 --> 00:58:21,188 Who called the Supervisor? 943 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:25,797 Nice nunchucks, soul glow. 944 00:58:25,797 --> 00:58:28,068 -You smacked my ass! 945 00:58:30,072 --> 00:58:32,410 Oh! What the... 946 00:58:32,410 --> 00:58:35,049 The Albanian told us about your car wash. 947 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:38,322 More like a money wash where you launder Fed Notes 948 00:58:38,322 --> 00:58:43,365 from making sales of garbage meat, garbage meat 949 00:58:43,365 --> 00:58:45,938 to the hard-working American man. 950 00:58:45,938 --> 00:58:47,473 I got your meat in my pants. 951 00:58:48,475 --> 00:58:50,614 You got nothing! 952 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:55,456 Sleep, sleep, little boy. Okay. 953 00:58:55,456 --> 00:58:58,329 What's your name? 954 00:58:59,431 --> 00:59:00,934 What's your name? 955 00:59:00,934 --> 00:59:02,972 -I asked you first. -I asked you second. 956 00:59:02,972 --> 00:59:06,546 I like to know a man's name before I put it on his grave. 957 00:59:15,864 --> 00:59:18,002 Welcome to the Super Car Wash. 958 00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:19,972 Hey, Fist, ju gonna do something 959 00:59:19,972 --> 00:59:23,412 or stand there looking like Pippi Longstocking? 960 00:59:23,412 --> 00:59:25,182 This guy is smacking our ass, man. 961 00:59:25,182 --> 00:59:26,351 Do something. 962 00:59:26,351 --> 00:59:28,122 I hope everyone is having a beautiful day. 963 00:59:28,122 --> 00:59:29,859 Are my friends too much of a nuisance for you? 964 00:59:29,859 --> 00:59:32,297 No, no problem, no problem, Fist. 965 00:59:32,297 --> 00:59:37,040 Now Superboss, he wants to see your fist, Fist. 966 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,409 Not as much as I want to see him. 967 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:40,981 Not as much as I want to see your fist. 968 00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:42,985 -Thank you. -Let me show you something. 969 00:59:44,087 --> 00:59:46,458 -Thank you. -Yes, thank you. 970 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,062 Have a nice day. 971 00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:55,610 I've been up all night for this. 972 00:59:56,378 --> 00:59:58,082 How ya doing? 973 00:59:58,082 --> 01:00:00,353 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 974 01:00:00,353 --> 01:00:04,127 where we do everything super great. 975 01:00:09,137 --> 01:00:11,308 How are you finding our service? 976 01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:14,515 Feel free to take a survey... 977 01:00:14,515 --> 01:00:16,418 Fantastic. 978 01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:18,288 I'm sorry if my Supervisor 979 01:00:18,288 --> 01:00:20,326 was a little rough with your friends. 980 01:00:20,326 --> 01:00:22,363 Not good. 981 01:00:22,363 --> 01:00:24,267 They were probably asking for it. 982 01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:26,238 What my little friend is trying to say is, 983 01:00:26,238 --> 01:00:27,508 we heard a rumor 984 01:00:27,508 --> 01:00:29,244 that you're selling 985 01:00:29,244 --> 01:00:32,250 meat pumped full of estrogen to emasculate men. 986 01:00:41,268 --> 01:00:43,172 I know, right! 987 01:00:43,606 --> 01:00:45,075 Soylent Beef 988 01:00:46,311 --> 01:00:47,981 is the wave of the future. 989 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,152 Soylent Green 990 01:00:50,152 --> 01:00:51,722 is the number one seller in the world. 991 01:00:51,722 --> 01:00:55,129 Okay, boopie. Thank you. Out, out. 992 01:00:58,302 --> 01:01:01,241 I'm talking 50% 993 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:05,349 reduction in male testosterone. 994 01:01:05,349 --> 01:01:09,324 50% reduction in male testosterone. 995 01:01:09,324 --> 01:01:11,294 50%! Are you hearing me? 996 01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:16,004 Soon, man and woman will become interchangeable, 997 01:01:16,004 --> 01:01:18,510 like lady-boy bok choy. 998 01:01:20,079 --> 01:01:21,348 Lady-boy bok choy! 999 01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:23,586 I know your game! I know your game! 1000 01:01:23,586 --> 01:01:24,722 But I tell you what, 1001 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:28,428 I've been taking this organic testosterone booster 1002 01:01:28,428 --> 01:01:31,201 for years now, and I'm ready, 1003 01:01:31,201 --> 01:01:32,671 you understand what I'm saying, Mean Gene? 1004 01:01:32,671 --> 01:01:36,278 I'm ready to fight your reptilian army! 1005 01:01:36,278 --> 01:01:40,486 And I'm gonna squish you like a bug. 1006 01:01:40,486 --> 01:01:43,058 You're like a buffalo, man. Just relax. 1007 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:48,670 Hi, welcome. 1008 01:01:48,670 --> 01:01:52,276 Would you like a discount to our super saver plan? 1009 01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,113 I don't do discounts. 1010 01:01:56,586 --> 01:01:58,523 Ah! 1011 01:01:58,523 --> 01:02:01,127 Senorita, you sure you don't want a discount? 1012 01:02:01,127 --> 01:02:02,531 Ah! 1013 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:05,804 I can't let you go off 1014 01:02:05,804 --> 01:02:09,277 and warn these half-men about my operation. 1015 01:02:09,277 --> 01:02:12,149 We need them slaving away for the rest of their days. 1016 01:02:13,586 --> 01:02:15,422 Give it 30 years. 1017 01:02:15,422 --> 01:02:18,630 We'll be feeding them genetically modified food, 1018 01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:21,101 and these idiots will be eating it up. 1019 01:02:22,169 --> 01:02:23,506 Slaves! 1020 01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:27,279 They keep the economy going 1021 01:02:27,279 --> 01:02:29,150 in the hopes of one day 1022 01:02:30,219 --> 01:02:32,289 finding a man-eating, 1023 01:02:32,289 --> 01:02:37,500 ball busting, credit-swiping witch for a wife. 1024 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:39,470 Witch? 1025 01:02:39,470 --> 01:02:42,811 Boy! I told you not to call women witches. 1026 01:02:42,811 --> 01:02:45,115 Mom! 1027 01:02:45,115 --> 01:02:47,119 I'm right in the middle of a final showdown here. 1028 01:02:47,119 --> 01:02:48,523 Have some respect, Marian... 1029 01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,133 That's a sissy-ass name, man. You like a lady! 1030 01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:55,704 -Shut up! -Marian. 1031 01:02:55,704 --> 01:02:58,710 Just shut up! You die right now. 1032 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,450 Who's this? 1033 01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:04,888 Hey, big boy. Take me. 1034 01:03:04,888 --> 01:03:06,525 -Hey. -I'm yours. 1035 01:03:06,792 --> 01:03:08,796 Okay. 1036 01:03:08,796 --> 01:03:10,834 Give it to me, daddy. Give it to me. 1037 01:03:14,608 --> 01:03:18,148 Mom! Mom! Mom! 1038 01:03:20,553 --> 01:03:22,156 Mother! 1039 01:03:22,156 --> 01:03:25,195 Look, I love you, but will please just leave. 1040 01:03:25,195 --> 01:03:26,866 This is still my car wash. Mine. 1041 01:03:26,866 --> 01:03:29,805 Okay, but remember he's mine. 1042 01:03:29,805 --> 01:03:31,341 Sure. 1043 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:32,711 Fine. Fine. 1044 01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:34,815 Let's go. 1045 01:03:38,388 --> 01:03:40,860 Okay, cut, cut, this is not right. 1046 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,631 What did you do to The Fist! 1047 01:03:42,631 --> 01:03:44,167 I did. 1048 01:03:45,435 --> 01:03:46,639 I put enough estrogen 1049 01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:49,912 in those camel-filled sweaty hairy balls 1050 01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:52,349 to grow you another tit. 1051 01:03:52,349 --> 01:03:55,489 What does Fist need a third tittie for? 1052 01:03:55,489 --> 01:03:58,295 I told you, and I warned you that I'm a witch from hell, 1053 01:03:58,295 --> 01:04:00,365 and you didn't believe me! 1054 01:04:00,365 --> 01:04:02,671 Ju know what your problem is, pussycat? 1055 01:04:03,371 --> 01:04:05,777 Ju got nothing to do. 1056 01:04:05,777 --> 01:04:08,716 Ju need a passion in life. And a Quaalude. 1057 01:04:08,716 --> 01:04:10,987 That's why I'd take made in China 1058 01:04:10,987 --> 01:04:13,593 over American crap any day. 1059 01:04:13,593 --> 01:04:15,830 Don't make too much noise, boys, 1060 01:04:15,830 --> 01:04:17,299 I'm putting mama to bed, 1061 01:04:17,299 --> 01:04:19,203 you know when you blow their brains out. 1062 01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:39,544 So this survey says you're dead. 1063 01:04:39,544 --> 01:04:42,817 In this world, there's right, and there's wrong. 1064 01:04:42,817 --> 01:04:46,692 And you. You're wrong. Dead wrong. 1065 01:04:46,692 --> 01:04:48,428 Got anything else to declare? 1066 01:04:49,531 --> 01:04:51,467 You're damaged goods. 1067 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,981 Have no fear, KGB is here! 1068 01:05:08,034 --> 01:05:09,738 Gimme some of that DDT! 1069 01:05:09,738 --> 01:05:12,844 I'm ready! I need to resent the reptilians. 1070 01:08:05,723 --> 01:08:07,426 Have a super day. 1071 01:08:21,755 --> 01:08:23,625 You got a nice smile. 1072 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:25,128 And you do, too. 1073 01:08:28,434 --> 01:08:30,038 Who's next! 1074 01:08:35,983 --> 01:08:37,653 You know, I don't have to do this today. 1075 01:08:37,653 --> 01:08:39,390 I can come back tomorrow. 1076 01:08:41,862 --> 01:08:43,665 Just tell me, is it still screwed on? 1077 01:08:47,072 --> 01:08:48,474 I'm out of lines. 1078 01:08:50,913 --> 01:08:52,082 Ha, ha! 1079 01:08:52,082 --> 01:08:53,886 Not so tough now, huh! 1080 01:08:53,886 --> 01:08:54,988 Now don't go scratching your heads 1081 01:08:54,988 --> 01:08:57,459 and shaking dandruff all over the person next to you. 1082 01:08:57,459 --> 01:08:59,163 Fist might look tough as Swayze, 1083 01:08:59,163 --> 01:09:02,169 but that Soylent Green GMO estrogen he got slipped 1084 01:09:02,169 --> 01:09:04,974 would have you feeling like Tinker Bell, too. 1085 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,713 It's time for Fist to find that tiger's eye he lost 1086 01:09:07,713 --> 01:09:09,049 with his gold fleece jacket. 1087 01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:15,930 Where has my gold gone? 1088 01:09:15,930 --> 01:09:18,501 Forged in the hearts of men, 1089 01:09:18,501 --> 01:09:21,440 grown drunk on the spoils of war. 1090 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:24,046 Shut that shit up. 1091 01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:26,751 How we doing? 1092 01:09:28,989 --> 01:09:31,628 Was it something, I was off 1093 01:09:31,628 --> 01:09:32,930 Hey, listen up everybody. 1094 01:09:32,930 --> 01:09:35,936 When the dragon sings, everybody listen. 1095 01:09:35,936 --> 01:09:37,072 Dragon? 1096 01:09:40,478 --> 01:09:42,750 Dragons are meant to be wise. 1097 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,854 Tell me, where is my gold fleece? 1098 01:09:45,656 --> 01:09:46,858 Dragon mist. 1099 01:09:54,006 --> 01:09:55,241 Ain't you The Fist? 1100 01:09:56,277 --> 01:09:58,247 Used to be. 1101 01:09:59,918 --> 01:10:01,888 When the world's on your shoulders, 1102 01:10:01,888 --> 01:10:03,491 there's only one way down. 1103 01:10:04,861 --> 01:10:07,600 I lost it all. My home. 1104 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,702 My job. 1105 01:10:09,938 --> 01:10:10,973 My manhood. 1106 01:10:12,877 --> 01:10:14,914 When you lose something, 1107 01:10:14,914 --> 01:10:16,718 there's only one thing to do, 1108 01:10:18,789 --> 01:10:20,024 retrace your steps. 1109 01:10:35,121 --> 01:10:38,662 We are faced with a simple complex formula, people. 1110 01:10:39,664 --> 01:10:42,002 The tide in the affairs of men 1111 01:10:42,002 --> 01:10:45,174 have become a flood in a bucket of tears. 1112 01:10:45,174 --> 01:10:47,279 It is time for us 1113 01:10:47,279 --> 01:10:50,051 to build our castles in the air. 1114 01:10:55,295 --> 01:11:01,875 Fist, you have been looking for the one for many moons. 1115 01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:04,179 But you will never reach your potential 1116 01:11:04,179 --> 01:11:08,054 until you can forget what you cannot remember. 1117 01:11:17,138 --> 01:11:18,809 There has been 1118 01:11:20,078 --> 01:11:24,286 and always was only one. 1119 01:11:31,968 --> 01:11:34,306 He who cries in the dojo, 1120 01:11:34,306 --> 01:11:36,210 laughs on the battlefield. 1121 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,959 The heartbeat of a man 1122 01:11:43,959 --> 01:11:46,296 is what powers the earth. 1123 01:11:46,296 --> 01:11:47,767 Listen for it. 1124 01:11:49,035 --> 01:11:52,910 But do not dwell on it, for like a thief, 1125 01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:55,716 if you let him in, he will steal the night. 1126 01:11:58,688 --> 01:12:00,391 Body, mind, soul must be one. 1127 01:12:01,059 --> 01:12:02,930 Come on, punch me. 1128 01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:06,069 Punch me. Kick me. 1129 01:12:06,771 --> 01:12:07,973 Kick me. 1130 01:12:08,842 --> 01:12:10,077 Get him, Fist. 1131 01:12:10,077 --> 01:12:11,213 Again. 1132 01:12:11,213 --> 01:12:12,883 Again, come on. 1133 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,103 Everyone gets knocked down. 1134 01:12:23,103 --> 01:12:24,774 Just make sure to punish the ground 1135 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,276 so it knows to hold you up next time. 1136 01:12:26,276 --> 01:12:29,282 Man, this Chinese bullshit don't work, Jack. 1137 01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:31,955 Fist, don't worry. 1138 01:12:31,955 --> 01:12:34,226 I got something to jack you up, man. 1139 01:12:34,226 --> 01:12:36,430 A little steroids, a little cocaine. 1140 01:12:36,430 --> 01:12:39,102 I got a guy in Colombia. Sosa. 1141 01:12:39,102 --> 01:12:40,906 Class A shit. 1142 01:12:40,906 --> 01:12:42,475 Man, this is the '80s. 1143 01:12:42,475 --> 01:12:44,947 You can just go downtown, baby. 1144 01:12:44,947 --> 01:12:46,316 Now ju talking, Jackson. 1145 01:12:47,485 --> 01:12:49,389 The temple is the body. 1146 01:12:49,389 --> 01:12:50,826 If you burn it down, 1147 01:12:51,493 --> 01:12:53,397 you cannot honor the gods. 1148 01:12:54,767 --> 01:12:56,804 Honor the gods! 1149 01:12:56,804 --> 01:12:58,775 It's okay, Fist. I'll be back, man. 1150 01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:00,244 We'll come back, come on. 1151 01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:10,832 We're being watched. 1152 01:13:11,701 --> 01:13:13,939 They're everywhere. 1153 01:13:13,939 --> 01:13:17,947 People will die. Hong Kong 8 is a dock. 1154 01:13:19,282 --> 01:13:20,786 OJ remembers. 1155 01:13:20,786 --> 01:13:23,490 Hong Kong 8, crazy man in the streets, 1156 01:13:23,490 --> 01:13:25,261 heading for war in Brooklyn. 1157 01:13:25,261 --> 01:13:28,067 And that means, the war is here. 1158 01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:32,943 The war is here. 1159 01:13:33,845 --> 01:13:36,316 Okay. Ju wanna go to war, 1160 01:13:38,153 --> 01:13:39,422 we take you to war! 1161 01:13:40,191 --> 01:13:41,493 So, we going to war, huh? 1162 01:14:41,146 --> 01:14:43,083 It is not my time. 1163 01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:45,522 You have to defeat me, if you want to take me. 1164 01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:49,195 I have not come here to fight you this time. 1165 01:14:49,195 --> 01:14:50,464 But to warn you. 1166 01:14:50,464 --> 01:14:54,139 You must fight next to The Fist. 1167 01:14:54,139 --> 01:14:55,575 The Fist has lost his way. 1168 01:14:56,376 --> 01:14:58,247 His heart is broken. 1169 01:14:58,247 --> 01:15:02,589 There are many different ways to the mountain's top. 1170 01:15:02,589 --> 01:15:05,361 What matters is that he gets there. 1171 01:15:05,361 --> 01:15:07,298 He doesn't need me. 1172 01:15:07,298 --> 01:15:10,104 You must fight with him. 1173 01:15:10,104 --> 01:15:13,845 The fate of man depends on your victory. 1174 01:15:14,847 --> 01:15:17,151 Honor the Gods! 1175 01:15:43,303 --> 01:15:45,575 Guapo, enter the warehouse. 1176 01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:49,850 Okinawa will parachute in from his castle in the sky. 1177 01:15:50,619 --> 01:15:53,323 Here, take this beret. 1178 01:15:53,323 --> 01:15:56,964 You have been knighted a black cat in Panther Fu. 1179 01:15:56,964 --> 01:15:59,335 Watch Fist's back. 1180 01:15:59,335 --> 01:16:01,674 Let's put these witches in their places 1181 01:16:01,674 --> 01:16:04,145 on their backs, suckas. 1182 01:16:04,145 --> 01:16:07,920 Oh, it's a dock party! 1183 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,188 Let me get in there. 1184 01:16:09,188 --> 01:16:10,659 Oh, no, I want some Action Jackson. 1185 01:16:10,659 --> 01:16:13,497 You want some style, flash, pizzazz. 1186 01:16:13,497 --> 01:16:15,200 Hey, ju want some ice cream with me, baby? 1187 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,338 -Okay, since you like it better. -Ooh, okay, you can take it. 1188 01:16:17,338 --> 01:16:19,877 Ju wanna have some ice cream with me? 1189 01:16:19,877 --> 01:16:22,081 Is that what you want? 1190 01:16:22,081 --> 01:16:24,085 This is why I do not have children. 1191 01:16:25,321 --> 01:16:28,093 Master. Will you fight with us? 1192 01:16:28,093 --> 01:16:30,532 Hell no! I got a political action committee to run. 1193 01:16:30,532 --> 01:16:32,903 Money doesn't exactly raise itself. 1194 01:16:32,903 --> 01:16:34,573 That's all right, I got this. 1195 01:16:34,573 --> 01:16:37,646 When the dragon flies, everybody looks up. 1196 01:16:42,154 --> 01:16:43,591 What are we looking at? 1197 01:16:43,591 --> 01:16:45,127 I don't know. 1198 01:17:06,369 --> 01:17:09,242 Hold on, blood. Who the hell invited you? 1199 01:17:09,242 --> 01:17:11,647 I do not need an invitation. 1200 01:17:11,647 --> 01:17:15,087 What the heck is that, some kind of Jedi mind trick? 1201 01:17:15,087 --> 01:17:17,893 No. It's called waving good-bye. 1202 01:18:06,757 --> 01:18:09,228 It's The Fist! 1203 01:18:24,292 --> 01:18:27,097 You know you have to ask the Captain's permission 1204 01:18:27,097 --> 01:18:29,302 in order to come aboard his boat? 1205 01:18:29,302 --> 01:18:31,372 You're not Captain Crunch, 1206 01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:34,211 -and this ain't a ship! -I'm Captain Stabbin'! 1207 01:18:37,184 --> 01:18:39,488 He killed the Captain! 1208 01:18:40,490 --> 01:18:41,727 You think you're tough? 1209 01:18:41,727 --> 01:18:43,163 Well, I'm mad as hell, 1210 01:18:43,163 --> 01:18:44,800 and you're about to get roughed! 1211 01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:32,227 Your cucumber is mine. 1212 01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,537 Just a bunch of dead bodies. 1213 01:20:29,643 --> 01:20:30,912 Excuse me, oh strange one. 1214 01:20:32,549 --> 01:20:36,857 You may look, but you may not touch. 1215 01:20:36,857 --> 01:20:40,665 Oh, shiny head, I can touch, 1216 01:20:40,665 --> 01:20:42,201 but you can't look. 1217 01:20:43,871 --> 01:20:45,641 I'm the Supervisor. 1218 01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,779 I say we go outside, 1219 01:20:47,779 --> 01:20:49,916 and I teach you how to touch. 1220 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,887 Sounds like a party I'd like to be invited to. 1221 01:20:56,797 --> 01:20:58,601 Are we gonna go out and fight, 1222 01:20:58,601 --> 01:20:59,669 I mean, uh... 1223 01:20:59,669 --> 01:21:02,742 Oh, absolutely, after you. 1224 01:21:42,555 --> 01:21:46,329 Fist, que pasa, man? Where you at? 1225 01:21:47,464 --> 01:21:49,234 You see the girl with the feathers? 1226 01:21:50,437 --> 01:21:51,540 Fist? 1227 01:21:52,542 --> 01:21:54,679 Where you at, man? Conyo? 1228 01:21:59,321 --> 01:22:02,394 What you looking at, huh? What you looking at, huh? 1229 01:22:02,394 --> 01:22:05,668 I'm El Guapo. You fucking with me, you fucking with the best! 1230 01:22:07,905 --> 01:22:09,709 Who put this thing together, huh? 1231 01:22:11,713 --> 01:22:12,949 Me, that's who! 1232 01:22:26,308 --> 01:22:27,578 Check it out. 1233 01:22:27,578 --> 01:22:28,947 You guys see that shit? 1234 01:22:33,590 --> 01:22:34,692 Okay. 1235 01:22:37,532 --> 01:22:39,636 You kill my partner, I kill you! 1236 01:24:46,589 --> 01:24:48,794 Pass the Courvoisier, I came to bleed. 1237 01:24:48,794 --> 01:24:51,566 You must pass my ninja clan first! 1238 01:24:56,475 --> 01:24:57,878 Let's bang. 1239 01:24:58,914 --> 01:25:00,951 The Ancient Greeks fought naked. 1240 01:25:00,951 --> 01:25:02,454 I'll fight naked. 1241 01:25:23,964 --> 01:25:26,970 Pop-blocking boxer style! 1242 01:25:36,523 --> 01:25:38,192 Drunken Master style! 1243 01:25:41,633 --> 01:25:42,935 Dolphin style! 1244 01:25:48,078 --> 01:25:50,684 Gorilla Style! 1245 01:25:51,719 --> 01:25:53,723 Padawan Master style. 1246 01:26:06,248 --> 01:26:09,522 Nunchuck style. 1247 01:26:11,124 --> 01:26:12,761 Fist this, Mr. Fist Man. 1248 01:26:16,502 --> 01:26:18,205 Godzilla style! 1249 01:26:25,153 --> 01:26:27,490 I hope you brought your boarding pass. 1250 01:26:27,490 --> 01:26:28,994 'Cause you're about to fly. 1251 01:26:29,795 --> 01:26:31,799 Midget style! 1252 01:26:43,523 --> 01:26:45,594 Now that's what I call a skull fuck. 1253 01:26:56,148 --> 01:26:58,052 It's time for the payback, Jack. 1254 01:27:01,559 --> 01:27:03,597 Halt. The Fist. 1255 01:27:03,597 --> 01:27:05,734 The people upstairs know all about you. 1256 01:27:05,734 --> 01:27:06,736 You're going away for a long time. 1257 01:27:06,736 --> 01:27:09,007 The Federal Reserve has never been audited. 1258 01:27:09,007 --> 01:27:11,579 The Illuminati run everything. 1259 01:27:11,579 --> 01:27:12,848 You're under arrest. 1260 01:27:13,783 --> 01:27:15,253 And you're under my friend. 1261 01:27:26,174 --> 01:27:28,913 How come Okinawa didn't get an invitation to this dance, 1262 01:27:28,913 --> 01:27:30,817 you jive sucka! 1263 01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:32,053 -Solid. -Solid. 1264 01:27:36,863 --> 01:27:38,198 Let's see what you got. 1265 01:27:47,317 --> 01:27:49,889 Step up to the fucking big boy plate. 1266 01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:06,889 Ice cold! 1267 01:28:10,029 --> 01:28:11,131 I hope you got more. 1268 01:28:15,674 --> 01:28:16,876 Cross it, bitch. 1269 01:28:17,778 --> 01:28:19,214 Bring it over here. 1270 01:28:26,763 --> 01:28:28,933 I got your woo in my pants. 1271 01:28:43,128 --> 01:28:45,232 Playing your game now, boy. 1272 01:29:51,799 --> 01:29:53,035 What are you doing? 1273 01:29:58,378 --> 01:29:59,682 Super agent, huh. 1274 01:30:03,723 --> 01:30:04,925 Fuck that shit. 1275 01:30:12,239 --> 01:30:13,710 I told you I'd be back. 1276 01:30:14,177 --> 01:30:15,981 Damn it, they live! 1277 01:30:15,981 --> 01:30:17,183 Right. 1278 01:30:24,497 --> 01:30:26,134 Give me more, give me more. 1279 01:30:26,134 --> 01:30:28,372 I wanna eat a reptile. 1280 01:30:28,372 --> 01:30:30,844 Come on, reptile boy. Let's see about that. 1281 01:30:31,912 --> 01:30:33,348 Give me some skin. 1282 01:30:39,561 --> 01:30:43,502 This is for Hot Rod making snakeskin sandals in Heaven, 1283 01:30:43,502 --> 01:30:45,372 you reptile piece of shit. 1284 01:30:50,482 --> 01:30:52,521 Goodnight, Irene. 1285 01:30:52,521 --> 01:30:54,057 Consider that my tax return. 1286 01:30:56,494 --> 01:30:59,835 Oh yeah, you got a nice smile. 1287 01:30:59,835 --> 01:31:02,206 And I don't want to hear from the G's anymore, 1288 01:31:02,206 --> 01:31:04,077 you stupid jive turkeys! 1289 01:31:10,055 --> 01:31:13,863 So we meet again, buddy. 1290 01:31:15,332 --> 01:31:18,438 It must be a re-run on your face. 1291 01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:00,890 Show me what you got. 1292 01:33:11,464 --> 01:33:13,401 You're not so big anymore. 1293 01:33:13,401 --> 01:33:15,573 You're not so big anymore. 1294 01:33:15,573 --> 01:33:18,144 You're not so big anymore! 1295 01:33:36,481 --> 01:33:38,686 And you can take your Soylent Dream with it. 1296 01:34:03,401 --> 01:34:06,207 The Fist in the palm of my hand. 1297 01:34:14,390 --> 01:34:17,129 Service with a smile. 1298 01:34:21,104 --> 01:34:22,640 It's hammer time. 1299 01:34:56,140 --> 01:34:58,177 How about a Coke with that smile. 1300 01:35:12,607 --> 01:35:14,611 It's the porn chicas. 1301 01:35:25,332 --> 01:35:27,369 Welcome, El Guapo. 1302 01:35:27,369 --> 01:35:31,612 El Guapo, come join us, let's play. 1303 01:35:31,612 --> 01:35:34,483 We are also known as the 1304 01:35:34,483 --> 01:35:38,224 Women's International Terrorist Conspiracy... 1305 01:35:38,224 --> 01:35:39,426 From hell. 1306 01:35:43,234 --> 01:35:46,608 Do you think The Fist would refuse to do us? 1307 01:35:46,608 --> 01:35:48,244 All of us? 1308 01:35:48,779 --> 01:35:50,783 Yeah, Guapo. 1309 01:35:50,783 --> 01:35:53,321 Will you leave us unpleased? 1310 01:35:53,321 --> 01:35:57,195 Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. 1311 01:35:58,364 --> 01:36:01,137 And a woman's pleasure is a man's pain. 1312 01:36:04,109 --> 01:36:06,180 Say hello to my little friend. 1313 01:36:14,096 --> 01:36:16,167 Okay, you wanna play, huh? 1314 01:36:20,509 --> 01:36:23,281 First you get the money, then you get the power, 1315 01:36:26,354 --> 01:36:27,623 then you get the women. 1316 01:36:29,226 --> 01:36:31,330 Okay, I'm reloaded. 1317 01:36:31,330 --> 01:36:33,702 Come on, what you got for me, huh? 1318 01:36:35,138 --> 01:36:38,779 What did I tell you about talking to other witches! 1319 01:36:39,848 --> 01:36:43,221 Oh, you got kicks. 1320 01:36:43,221 --> 01:36:45,225 Okay, you wanna see some of my kicks? 1321 01:36:45,225 --> 01:36:46,828 Look at the birdie. 1322 01:36:48,799 --> 01:36:51,203 How you like that? How you like that, huh? 1323 01:36:58,384 --> 01:36:59,621 Okay, okay, come on. 1324 01:37:12,847 --> 01:37:15,719 Oh, ju okay? I sorry. 1325 01:37:18,157 --> 01:37:19,393 I sorry. 1326 01:37:19,393 --> 01:37:21,397 I sorry, little lady, I didn't mean to do that to you. 1327 01:37:27,777 --> 01:37:29,313 Chastity. 1328 01:37:29,313 --> 01:37:32,219 All right, motherfuckers, I know what you're thinking. 1329 01:37:32,219 --> 01:37:35,291 The Superboss is working for the goddamn witches. 1330 01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:36,595 You're damn straight. 1331 01:37:36,595 --> 01:37:38,297 No matter how big a man may be, 1332 01:37:38,297 --> 01:37:43,542 there's always a woman behind him ready to crack that whip with her hypnotic sex magic, 1333 01:37:43,542 --> 01:37:47,683 unless your name is The Fist and you're packing a 50 caliber cucumber 1334 01:37:47,683 --> 01:37:50,421 filled with consciousness named Dirty Harry. 1335 01:37:51,791 --> 01:37:53,394 I should've known it was you. 1336 01:37:53,394 --> 01:37:54,664 He's ours now. 1337 01:37:55,933 --> 01:37:57,435 Let him go, snake eyes. 1338 01:38:01,645 --> 01:38:03,582 Come on, what you gonna do? 1339 01:38:11,263 --> 01:38:12,733 Master Duck Suck Song was right. 1340 01:38:13,569 --> 01:38:14,904 We won. 1341 01:38:14,904 --> 01:38:17,442 Always have. Always will. 1342 01:38:18,377 --> 01:38:19,914 Listen up, witches. 1343 01:38:19,914 --> 01:38:21,918 I didn't come to change the world. 1344 01:38:21,918 --> 01:38:23,722 But the world's gonna change for me. 1345 01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:26,928 Or get out of my way! 1346 01:38:26,928 --> 01:38:30,234 'Cause you can hate me or you can love me. 1347 01:38:30,234 --> 01:38:33,575 But tonight, I'm gonna make you scream God's name. 1348 01:38:54,349 --> 01:38:55,919 Enter the fist, witch. 1349 01:39:10,516 --> 01:39:12,686 Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist... 1350 01:39:12,686 --> 01:39:14,857 Can you feel how hard I am! 1351 01:39:16,528 --> 01:39:18,497 I guess Fist got his groove back. 1352 01:39:25,646 --> 01:39:26,681 You got my tiger's eye? 1353 01:39:26,681 --> 01:39:28,350 You got something what I'm looking for, man? 1354 01:39:28,350 --> 01:39:29,787 I got what you looking for, man. 1355 01:39:29,787 --> 01:39:30,889 Who sent you? 1356 01:39:30,889 --> 01:39:33,027 Who sent me? Sun Tzu sent me! 1357 01:39:33,027 --> 01:39:34,530 Man, rewind, man. 1358 01:39:36,433 --> 01:39:38,304 Sun Tzu sent my ass. 1359 01:39:40,609 --> 01:39:43,013 Man, wars are fought and won, man, 1360 01:39:43,013 --> 01:39:45,586 but you know what, the battle stays the same. 1361 01:39:45,586 --> 01:39:47,021 You know what I'm talking about, man? 1362 01:39:47,021 --> 01:39:49,727 Because of the fact you found the tiger's eye. 1363 01:39:49,727 --> 01:39:52,465 You found the tiger's eye, so I'm gonna hook a brother up. 1364 01:39:52,465 --> 01:39:54,002 You found the tiger's eye. 1365 01:40:05,424 --> 01:40:07,495 No, who sent you? 1366 01:40:07,495 --> 01:40:09,366 No, who sent you? 1367 01:40:09,366 --> 01:40:10,736 You came into my movie. 1368 01:40:10,736 --> 01:40:15,646 Fist, I just arrived from the Planet Mongo on my rocket cycle. 1369 01:40:15,646 --> 01:40:17,550 What were you doing on Mongo? 1370 01:40:17,550 --> 01:40:19,954 Kicking Ming's butt. 1371 01:40:19,954 --> 01:40:23,795 I gotta tell you something. I stole your golden fleece. 1372 01:40:23,795 --> 01:40:25,431 Why did you take it? 1373 01:40:25,431 --> 01:40:28,638 I needed it to become the savior of the universe. 1374 01:40:29,740 --> 01:40:32,780 You can keep it. It's '70s style. 1375 01:40:32,780 --> 01:40:34,517 I'm an '80s man. 1376 01:40:34,517 --> 01:40:35,852 I gotta get back to work. 1377 01:40:37,756 --> 01:40:38,825 Fist, 1378 01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:41,664 is it okay if I watch, man? 1379 01:40:45,872 --> 01:40:47,910 -Oh, yeah. 1380 01:40:47,910 --> 01:40:49,112 Awesome, man. 1381 01:40:50,816 --> 01:40:51,951 You got a nice smile. 1382 01:40:52,786 --> 01:40:54,122 You got a nice mustache. 1383 01:40:54,122 --> 01:40:55,759 Watch what I do with it, baby. 1384 01:40:59,567 --> 01:41:01,503 ♪ ...Montezuma ♪ 1385 01:41:01,503 --> 01:41:04,977 ♪ To the shores of Tripoli ♪ 1386 01:41:04,977 --> 01:41:08,484 ♪ We will fight our country's battle ♪ 1387 01:41:09,486 --> 01:41:12,926 ♪ On the land and on the sea ♪ 1388 01:41:12,926 --> 01:41:19,840 ♪ I am proud to have the title of United States Marine ♪ 1389 01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:22,813 Yes, that's right. 1390 01:41:23,882 --> 01:41:26,521 No, Charlie don't surf. Huh? 1391 01:41:26,521 --> 01:41:28,023 No, no, no, no! 1392 01:41:30,762 --> 01:41:33,033 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 1393 01:41:34,169 --> 01:41:37,609 I want some, too! Show me The Fist! 1394 01:41:40,481 --> 01:41:42,519 Where's Superfly when you need him? 1395 01:41:56,246 --> 01:41:57,616 One bitch. 1396 01:41:58,217 --> 01:41:59,887 Two bitch! 1397 01:42:00,789 --> 01:42:03,862 Three bitch! 1398 01:42:04,797 --> 01:42:06,166 Four bitch. 1399 01:42:10,207 --> 01:42:12,780 Who invited Count Chocula to the party? 1400 01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:15,719 I am not Count Chocula. 1401 01:42:15,719 --> 01:42:19,660 I am Blacula. 1402 01:42:21,129 --> 01:42:23,467 Do I think all limp dicks look alike? 1403 01:42:23,467 --> 01:42:27,208 I'm gonna make big bucks from this movie. 1404 01:42:30,114 --> 01:42:31,684 Any last words? 1405 01:42:44,877 --> 01:42:47,549 Leave me, bitches! 1406 01:42:52,826 --> 01:42:54,930 Any last words? 1407 01:42:56,132 --> 01:43:00,007 Yeah, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 1408 01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:03,013 Heaven has no fury like The Fist. 1409 01:43:03,013 --> 01:43:05,184 I ain't got nothing left to say, man. 1410 01:43:05,184 --> 01:43:07,021 Let's do the monster smash. 1411 01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:41,691 Galactic Fist. 1412 01:43:42,993 --> 01:43:45,632 You're not going to win, Fist 1413 01:43:45,632 --> 01:43:47,268 I'm going to win. 1414 01:43:47,268 --> 01:43:50,942 You can never beat me! 1415 01:43:50,942 --> 01:43:53,548 Heroes don't exist anymore! 1416 01:44:03,333 --> 01:44:06,574 Fist the fist! Get him. 1417 01:44:06,974 --> 01:44:08,377 Get him. 1418 01:44:08,377 --> 01:44:10,080 Bleed them. 1419 01:44:12,686 --> 01:44:15,759 Get them all! 1420 01:44:20,935 --> 01:44:23,006 Get the black one first. 1421 01:44:35,330 --> 01:44:37,803 Oh, robots can't stop me. Okay? 1422 01:44:39,105 --> 01:44:40,675 Whoo! 1423 01:45:03,755 --> 01:45:07,963 Feel my wrath, Fist. How does that feel? 1424 01:45:35,718 --> 01:45:40,027 Are you ready for the red eye? 1425 01:45:47,007 --> 01:45:48,878 Galactic Fist. 1426 01:46:14,028 --> 01:46:16,032 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1427 01:46:16,032 --> 01:46:17,334 ♪ Bring us a champion ♪ 1428 01:46:17,334 --> 01:46:19,205 ♪ Someone to fight hard ♪ 1429 01:46:19,205 --> 01:46:20,374 ♪ Be light in the dark ♪ 1430 01:46:20,374 --> 01:46:22,077 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1431 01:46:22,077 --> 01:46:23,681 ♪ Bring us a champion ♪ 1432 01:46:23,681 --> 01:46:26,887 ♪ And we won't back down ♪ 1433 01:46:26,887 --> 01:46:28,356 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1434 01:46:33,166 --> 01:46:35,137 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1435 01:46:36,774 --> 01:46:39,245 ♪ We won't back down ♪ 1436 01:46:39,245 --> 01:46:41,750 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1437 01:46:44,021 --> 01:46:46,727 ♪ This eye in the sky You know what I mean ♪ 1438 01:46:46,727 --> 01:46:49,733 ♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah, you know how I feel ♪ 1439 01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:03,026 ♪ Wipe the self The felt is the birthplace ♪ 1440 01:47:03,026 --> 01:47:05,765 ♪ I see the G-O-D In some blackface ♪ 1441 01:47:05,765 --> 01:47:08,436 ♪ Zeroes and heroes Fist knew about this ♪ 1442 01:47:08,436 --> 01:47:11,409 ♪ Solid ages Flagrant, and they talk shit ♪ 1443 01:47:16,754 --> 01:47:19,358 ♪ Palo Alto licked And I'm about this ♪ 1444 01:47:19,358 --> 01:47:22,131 ♪ May you rest in peace Or more selective ♪ 1445 01:47:22,131 --> 01:47:25,270 ♪ Soul rissoles Can't taste this dog shit ♪ 1446 01:47:25,270 --> 01:47:28,711 ♪ Speak to the G Yeah, he's The Fist ♪ 1447 01:47:33,319 --> 01:47:35,958 ♪ Yeah, VOD I hope you get this ♪ 1448 01:47:35,958 --> 01:47:38,831 ♪ Negro peons Lyin' in the pulpit ♪ 1449 01:47:38,831 --> 01:47:41,269 ♪ Not free to be dumb Yeah, you trot this ♪ 1450 01:47:41,269 --> 01:47:43,941 ♪ Gone down the coast You must pork this ♪ 98011