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Hubby, the weather is nice today

Yeah, it's boring inside the house,

much better out here

I'm tired,

I want to go for a tour

The scenery is nice there

Good, I want to go there too

You've been too busy for an outing with me

It's a great chance today

You're so good to me, I'm lucky to have you

Why say this?

We're married, I should do this

You? Who are you?

Where can you go?

Holy Madam sends me to catch you back to heaven

Why catch my wife?

She's a rabbit raised by Holy Madam,

she fled here

received order to catch her back to heaven

My wife is human, how come she's a rabbit?

You get cheated by her beauty

I'll make her show her real shape and you will know

Hubby

Run away, wife

Hubby...

Run away, wife, run

Hubby

Run away

You must take good care of yourself

Run away

Hubby

See you soon

Let me go

I will never take my hands off

Do you know I just want to beat you

but beating you is cruel

Let me go,

you've stirred up much trouble

What trouble have I stirred up?

You're nuts

Do you know...

as you let go that rabbit

you'll bring harm to earth

if she acts rashly

My wife is so kind

though she's not human,

she's a rabbit from heaven

so how can a rabbit bring harm to earth?

You're too stupid,

you will never understand

We, fairies in heaven,

are not allowed to come to earth easily

If we come on earth, we must go back to heaven soon

If we remain too long on earth

we'll be polluted by human's vice

then fairies will become elves

and will bring harm to earth,

you know?

Do you know, fairies become elves

and you have sex relation with her

that means she's been affected...

by human's emotion

and she'll become very horrible

What do you mean?

She'll become neither human nor elf

What will she become then?

A half human-elf

No way

My wife Yinyin...

will not become half human-elf

She likes life on earth

and she doesn't know all this

I try to bring her back...

to heaven for your good sake

Fairy Yeh, I was wrong

just because I didn't know all this

If I had known,

I wouldn't have stopped you

I would have told her

to listen to you

OK, it's fate that brings us here

I'll hand this mission to your finding the rabbit

You must redeem by fulfilling the mission,

you know?

How to redeem?

I've told you already

I can't stay on earth long,

I must report to heaven

I hand this mission to you;

you are to find the rabbit

My wife got scared by you,

where can I find her?

I have a way

Here is a bell, take it

Put it on your neck,

it'll lead you to find her

If you have news, remember to inform me

You want me to catch my wife?

Do you want her to be half human-elf?

I know, I'll explain everything to her

She will understand,

and go back to heaven

and when she has time,

she comes on earth to see me and repeat...

Say no more

Why don't you become a monk?

I give you a name: Monk Talkative,

I'll go now

Remember to find the rabbit

You two had better be good

You must go on earth secretly to find her,

you know?

Holy Madam, you want me for something?

Have you found rabbit yet?

Report Holy Madam, that rabbit is cunning

She stole her Magic-Rope,

so she managed to run away

How dare you come back to see me then?

I've made the arrangement,

I've sent someone to follow rabbit

she can't run away this time

I don't care,

I just want you to catch her back soon

Yes

If she dare to resist, kill her at once

Yes, Holy Madam

Holy Madam asked me to hand you this rabbit

You are to watch it closely and never let it run away

It's bad, Holy Madam is angry,

if Sister Yinyin gets caught

No way, I must inform Sister Yinyin

You're to flee to earth? It's a crime

I don't care, I just rescue Sister Yinyin

But the exit is guarded, how can we run away?

We must try anyway

I'll attract them,

you flee if there's a chance

This?

You must be careful too

Good, I will

Uncle, wait

The rabbit is poor, it is injured,

why still kill it?

Go away, how can we catch it if we don't kill it?

Stop that, look

The rabbit is poor, will you please spare it?

Stop that murmur

Go away...

Don't be like this

I'm only asking you to spare it

OK, I'll buy it from you

OK, sell it to you for 1 tael

One tael of silver?

lsn't it too expensive for a rabbit?

Expensive? Go away then

Here is 1 tael of silver

The rabbit is yours now

Rabbit, don't be afraid

Yushu, you're back?

Yes, mom, I am back

Mom, is there medicine for bleeding?

Yushu? Why? You're wounded?

No,

I saw an injured rabbit on the way home

I find it poor so I take it home

Did you?

Let me feel it

Where?

Yushu, take that arrow out and

wash the wound

or else there'll be an infection

Lucky it's not fatal

Yushu, be careful

Take the arrow out slowly,

I'll get medicine

Do take care

I will

Rabbit, poor you, be good...

They injured you so hard,

but don't worry

My mother will cure you of it

Take the arrow out now

With some medicine, you'll feel fine soon

Yushu, here is the medicine

Come and help me

Yushu, you see to the dinner now

while I take care of the medicine

Yes, mom

Shit, I might have seen that painting

and have such dream

Where's Chunchun? Where has it gone?

Chunchun...

Dead? How come?

It won't die easily

Chunchun...

Chunchun...where are you? Come out

Chunchun

Chunchun

Hubby

You are...

I'm Chunchun, the one you're looking for

What?

I'm looking for my rabbit, Chunchun

No, the rabbit's name is Chunchun

I know, I am that Chunchun

Who are you?

How can you walk in? Where's my mom?

Let me tell you,

I'm the rabbit that you rescued yesterday

I am a rabbit raised by Holy Madam of heaven

I fled to earth in order to rescue my sister

Find it there

OK, let's go

It's a rabbit

Yes

then you rescued me and

gave me the name Chunchun

How come I can't recall all this?

Hubby, thanks so much

Stop that,

I can't figure all this out yet

I am so grateful to you all my life

What you said is unbelievable,

it makes me in a loss

If you don't believe, look

Look carefully

I mustn't see that...

I'm showing you the arrow wound on my back,

why panic?

Don't panic?

But you slept while holding me till dawn

You even made love with me

Is it true? It's not true, it's not true

Come and take a look

You're really Chunchun

Yushu

Mom

Who are you talking to?

I'm only talking with the rabbit

Nuts, talking with a rabbit?

You think I'm nuts?

Why get up so early?

Why don't you sleep more?

You keep talking and

wake me up

It's you who woke me

Yushu,

you have prepared breakfast already?

Yushu, who prepared this breakfast?

Your cooking isn't this good

Aunt Luk next to us made it for us

Aunt Luk sent it to us?

Aunt Luk isn't that good cook

Her niece cooked it

Aunt Luk's niece hasn't returned yet

She's just returned from town

Really?

Aunt Luk's niece is a real nice girl

Maybe Aunt Luk will let her niece marry you

I think I'd better go and discuss with her

No need

How can we know the result without talking?

Sit down and finish breakfast

I'll go ask Aunt Luk and give you good news

Mom, don't go,

I've talked with Aunt Luk already

She promises to be match-maker

Does she? Why don't you let me know?

You make me so worried

I just don't want you to be worried

What did Aunt Luk tell you then?

Aunt Luk said she must talk with her first

How come?

I'd better go and ask them their decision

I can also chat with her niece

It's not good

Why not?

This will show our honesty to them

We'll soon be family member,

it's a deal

Aunt Chui

You are...

I'm Aunt Luk's niece, I'm called May

So you're May?

Yes

I'm just going over to see you

Aunt, you like the breakfast?

Yes, very delicious, I must thank you

I've made some turnip cake, try it

Good, May, come on

Miu, you're daring...

you dare flee to earth with May?

Holy Madam, May and I heard you...

send Fairy Yeh to kill Yinyin, so...

So what?

So we plan to inform Sister Yinyin about this

You want to find her on earth?

I've raised you up in vain

Dare you betray me just for her?

Holy Madam, Sister Yinyin is just playing,

please spare her

You beg me? Who are you to beg me?

Do you remember you're a criminal now?

Tell me...

where May has gone, if you want me to spare you

You can redeem

if we manage to catch her back

We're sisters, I will never betray them

You are sisters?

But you forget I raise you up

You raise us up to entertain yourself,

we have no freedom

You want to rebel? Freedom?

Who are you to talk freedom with me?

You lock us up in garden to entertain you

Have you thought of our feeling?

Feeling?

Want me to care about your feeling?

Send her to torture room

Yes...

I must let you try heaven tortures

so that you will know what real feeling is

Move

What are you doing?

Don't come near

I'll scream if you get near

It's useless even if you scream

I've been ordered to do this

Where can you run?

Life is easier of being a good boy

How is it?

Don't you want to play? Useless thing

How are you?

Where is he? Who is it?

It's me, Yushu

Come on

Hubby, what do you want me for?

I just want to ask you... why don't you leave?

I won't leave

before I have pay off to you

I've said I don't want that, you'd better go away

You don't like me

so you want me to leave?

You're not human,

it's useless for you to stay here

Though I'm not human,

I know I must pay back

Anyway I am injured,

if you don't let me stay, where can I go?

Hubby, have mercy and let me stay

I'll go find my sister when I have recovered

and I won't bother you anymore

OK, you may stay

until you have recovered

Thanks, Hubby

No thanks,

I must sleep now, you take a rest too

The bell rings

The elf must be fooling here

Bell, lead me to find her...

I must get rid of it

I didn't expect you really become a monk

You asked me to become monk

I can now rescue human being?

It's like this

Your wife stays on earth and resist heaven

she's also practicing Virgin Skills,

do you know?

When she practices Virgin Skills

she must suck men's semen and energy

You asked me to spare her,

now you must take responsibility

What shall we do?

I don't know what to do

Let me help you then

To relieve your crime,

let me teach you how to catch evils

Just so as I teach you

you can then catch evils

Thanks Fairy Yeh

I'll teach you, come on

Yes, Fairy Yeh

Sister

Miu, it's you?

Sister?

How come you're here?

I fled down here

Where's May?

May? I haven't seen her

She has fled down on earth too?

Yes, we heard Holy Madam...

sent men to catch you

and if you won't go, they'll kill you

I will never go back

Me and May are worried about you

so we tried to come down to inform you

Miu, you're so good to me

But why aren't you with May now?

I got caught by Fairy Yeh

when we fled

so May came down first

I thought she had found you already

Miu, don't worry,

let's find May together

OK, let's go now

No

It's not the proper time,

we must hide up here first

and when the time comes...

we'll act accordingly

What shall we do?

It's good you're here,

we can practise Virgin Skills

if we practise together, we can shorten the time

and when that moment comes...

we...can be human being forever

We needn't suffer again in heaven

You really want to be human being?

What's wrong to be human being

One can be so free

...much better than being locked up in heaven garden

Sister, you're right,

what shall we do now?

Come with me

Let me teach you Virgin Skills

Good

Come on, Miu

Look, what a pretty girl!

It's good

if she will let us paint her

No way

No way? She isn't pretty?

Sorry

My chance comes at last

Just stand behind me and I'll persuade her

My lady

Hubby

Hubby

Why do you come here?

I fear you'll be hungry, so I bring you lunch

I always eat after doing business

Now you come and bring me lunch

how I can tell others if them see this?

Seeing you only have breakfast...

and no lunch,

I'm worried you'd be hungry

Don't bring me lunch,

I'm used to this already, let's go?

Come here

What is it?

Where did you find...

such a pretty girl?

Don't bullshit

I really don't know how to say

You needn't say

I didn't believe...

you are always so gentle and honest

but you're really smart at girls

I'll paint the portrait myself this time

OK...it's a deal

You paint for her? No way

What?

No way?

No way? Give me back money at once

l...

If you don't...

give them back the money today, I think...

What?

We'll both be killed

Say no more,

either paint or pay back money

Do consider it yourself

Think it over,

it's your own life, your own life

I can't protect you, act smartly

May, I say...

Don't murmur,

if you paint, I can get the balance

if you don't paint, your limbs will be chopped off

First Stance of Virgin Skills

lnternal energy at belly

Both hands use force

Collect energy

Now I will pass over...

my energy to you

I'll teach you the first stance

You must remember it

Breath deeply, slowly...

You will fell very, very comfortable

After practising

you'll feel comfortable

Sister

When can we finish practising?

Don't be eager,

practising takes me

When can I get out?

Practise hard, you can leave one day

I think with both of us,

we can surely defeat Fairy Yeh

Hubby, have fruits

May, what fruit is this?

It's called Love Fruit, very delicious, try it

Very good

This fruit is stimulating

You've worked hard,

so I picked some for you

You'll feel better after eating it

Let's start painting

Hubby, paint Quickly

Good...

Hubby? Why? You don't feel good?

I feel very hot

What's on?

You have eaten too many Love Fruits

Have l?

No wonder,

you mustn't eat so many at one time

Why?

This Love Fruit is not only stimulating,

it's exciting as well

We usually eat one or two only

My body is burning,

something wants to explode from inside

Hubby, let me help you to bed

Very good painting indeed

She's really pretty

I must make it clear

I won't paint such portrait again

What?

Just one painting and you charge me 2 tael?

Give me back if you don't want it

Don't move

Why not?

Why don't you paint on?

This makes big money

Man, listen to me

I guarantee you'll make money

Say no more

Bell rings, is the evil around here?

Bell rings,

how come it's two men?

Is he related to my wife?

No way

Nicely drawn

Say no more

How are you? I am Monk Talkative

Monk...Monk Talkative?

I'm not buying painting,

I just want to ask you something

Go away if you aren't buying

Who is this girl?

You're a horny monk?

Want to look? Pay money

You're totally misunderstanding

I find evil in the painting, so I want...

You're evil

You're wrong

I won't tell lies,

I can kill evils

Shut up, how come there're so many evils

You said you want to ask us something

What is it? How can we help?

I find some evils are showing here

One of you must be pastered by evils

so I come and see if I can help you out...

Damn you, you want me to beat you up?

OK...What are you doing?

Why did you say so?

I want to ask you

Have you met...

a rabbit here?

You nuts

I mean living together

Have we lived with a rabbit?

You nuts

You don't know, she's a rabbit

she can transform as a human

Even if you live with her,

you won't find she's a rabbit

I don't know what you're talking

I've found a girl in whorehouse last night

I wonder if that girl...

is the rabbit you mention

It's simple

I can just use this stagger

and get some blood from your finger

and stir this stagger in it

I can know if you're with that elf

This?

How much?

A bowl

You said...how much?

A bowl

I want to beat you

Why get angry?

Just some blood...

won't take you long time

Go get your own blood

Have some grapes

Have a banana

Sure

Madam Chui

Who is it?

I am Aunt Pa

I am Aunt Ming

You're coming to see me?

Yes,

we have something to ask you

What is it?

Sit down first

Where's Yushu?

He's gone to do business,

you want him for something?

Nothing

Where's Yushu's cousin address in town?

Yushu's cousin? He has no cousin

Yushu has no cousin?

He said his cousin is here seeing you

We have no relatives in town,

how come?

Who's the girl in your home then?

You mean May?

May is Aunt Luk's niece

she'll soon be my daughter-in-law

She has promised to marry Yushu

No

What now?

When Aunt Luk is back, we'll hold the banQuet

You needn't wait

Why?

Aunt Luk's niece got married in town,

she took Aunt Luk with her

No way

You can ask Aunt Ming

Right, all villagers here know this

But Yushu said May is Aunt Luk's niece

He shouldn't make mistake

Yushu said it's his cousin,

why now Aunt Luk's niece?

Right

No reason

If May is not Aunt Luk's niece,

who is she then?

I just fear she's not human

Not human?

I saw that myself,

it was so horrible

Why is the bell ringing?

That painting must be...

something wrong

Is she the girl in the portrait?

Something must be wrong

Let me check it out

Here it is

Any elf who has human shape...

has blue palm

and the tail hidden behind,

hair hidden on the chest

Is she human or evil?

lsn't this bad?

Miss

Miss

Miss, hold it

What is it, Monk?

Miss, I am Monk Talkative,

I want some food

You want some food

Here is some bun,

take it, if you don't mind

Thanks

How come her palm becomes blue?

Let me look at her tail

What are you doing?

Miss, since fate brings us together here

let me tell your future by your body

Monk, please respect me

Excuse me, you're too rude

Hold it, I want to see one more thing

What do you want?

I want to see your breast

You nuts

Won't let me see? Let me touch it then

Don't come near

You again?

Hey, someone molests women

Hubby

May

So you're the girl in the portrait,

no wonder the bell rings

Damn you

You dirty monk,

you molest women openly?

Don't be misunderstood

Want me to beat you?

I just want to touch her beast to check

if she's an elf

Monk, I must beat you up

Take it easy, we can discuss...

You're lucky to run away

otherwise I'll beat you up

May, are you alright?

I'm fine

You're bringing lunch for Yushu again?

Thanks for casting that monk away, Ting

It's nothing, me and Yushu are buddies, right?

Thanks for caring me

OK,

I'll see to business, see you later

Let's go too

Sister, what is this? It's pretty

Miu, stop fooling

Let's rush to find May

Got it

Try your luck, I'm not cheating

Good taste

What are you buying?

What is this?

Dog-ignoring buns

Dog-ignoring?

Strange names, is it tasty?

Sure, just try one yourself

Sure

Pay now

What do you want?

Pay, as you have eaten my buns

What money?

If you won't pay, I'll have you arrested, pay

Leave me alone, what do you want?

This money is for you

Thanks, Miss...

Let's go, Miu, let's go

Sister, human being likes this stuff?

Yes, human being likes money

With money, you can do anything,

it's bad to have no money

So they're here

I just don't miss this chance

If I follow her

Last time I'd have found my wife

Shit, she runs away

Let me watch her closely

Madam Chui

Taoist Priest, it's here

You've invited Taoist Priest?

This is Taoist Priest Ho

Nice to meet you...

Taoist Priest,

please safe my only son

With me here,

you needn't fear anything

Take it easy,

let me take a look

Please go ahead

Sit down, Madam Chui

Aunt

Mom

You're back so early?

Hubby feels unwell,

so we're back early

Yushu,

go for a rest if you don't feel well

No need, I am fine now

I'll see to cooking,

hubby, do as Aunt says, go for a rest

I'll ask you when dinner is ready

Mom, let's sit here

Yushu

What is it?

Sit down first

I have one thing to ask you

Mom, is it about the wedding with May?

Aunt Luk hasn't come back yet

Forget it, nothing then...

I've told you not to act rashly

How come?

It's hot

Bell rings?

Has Fairy Yeh found May?

What is it, Sister?

Let's hide ourselves

Aunt, what soup do you like tonight?

Any soup will do

Aunt has something in her mind,

you know what?

I don't understand

Aunt suspects I am not human

Mom can't see, there's no way she'll find out

Must be the neighbours who stir up trouble,

amulets are everywhere

What shall we do?

Act naturally,

I'll figure it out

Yushu, what are you murmuring there?

I'm asking what Hubby likes for dinner

Right, anything will do

I'll see to cooking now

Mom

You have something?

Nothing

Why is there no situation?

Yeah, will your amulets work?

Don't worry

What are you doing?

How is it?

What are you doing? You stir up trouble

Are you OK? May, did you get hurt?

Wife

Wife

Sister, what shall we do now?

It's fine

but it's bad just to hide up here

What if we take initiative?

But we haven't succeeded in Virgin Skills yet

Mui, we must bet,

now that we're in this situation

Hubby, how come you're here?

Wife

Are you alright?

I'm fine

It's the third time today, I'm used to it already

Sorry, I didn't mean that

Hubby, it's happy we can meet again

Long time no see, you've lost weight

Wife

You're still so gentle after all this time

Wife, you're still angry with me?

You still blame me?

Hubby, why are you dressed like this?

Since Fairy Yeh injured you,

in order to redeem...

I've become monk to help the world

Must be Fairy Yeh who asked you to,

I won't spare him

You're wrong, Fairy Yeh has his reason

it's your mistake as you fled to earth illegally

Hubby, it's not so easy to get down to earth

If it is,

we needn't have fled down here

What you?

Yes, and me too

You needn't care about me anymore?

I am Monk Talkative,

you are...?

Hubby, you've found me already,

don't be monk anymore

Come on, this is my sister, Miu

Miss Miu

I'm Monk Talkative, nice to meet you

I'm like sister, I fled down to earth

You're wrong at that

You'd better go back to heaven and

apply to come down?

Hubby, it's hard to meet you again,

you want us to leave now

Yeah, earth is a funny place

You just don't know

The longer you're on earth,

the weaker a fairy you are

and soon you will become, not a human...

but a half human-elf

No way

You don't believe

I've checked tactics of catching elves

Look at your palms, they've turned blue already?

Look, I'm not scaring you

Wife

You too, go back to heaven first

then come back and join me

Sister, what shall we do?

Let's get back...

to the cave and discuss first

maybe Virgin Skills will help us solve this

We won't find Sister May?

Time's short, it's no use finding her

We'd better get back the Skills Book first

We know where she lives anyway,

we'll surely find her

Where are you going?

Come with me

Be careful, May, are you OK?

I'm fine, don't worry

These amulet can't hurt me

You'd better take this herbal tea

Why? This herbal tea tastes bad?

No,

I think my identity has been revealed

maybe heaven has sent guards to arrest me

You don't want to be arrested back to heaven?

No, I just don't want to part with you

May

Hubby, I now know...

Holy Madam hasn't told a lie

loving someone is painful

May, I won't let you leave me

I want you to live by me forever

We must live happily together

Hubby, I want that too

But life cannot be expected

we can't just decide our own fate

I never expected Aunt will ask...

Taoist Priest to catch me

May, mom didn't mean it,

are you still angry?

No, but I have a feeling...

we'll part very soon

May, I know the incident today struck you much

But don't think so much, take a rest

Hubby, don't leave me

Let me hold you

Don't be like this,

I've said I won't leave you

Don't by silly

What is it?

Good news...

Good news?

Holy Madam, good news

Is it?

Really good news

Tell me the good news then,

hurry up

Holy Madam, is it comfortable?

Why are you suddenly so good to me?

You've made mistake and fear I'll punish you?

No, it's an enjoy to serve you

I feel bad as I always have to find female for my dick?

or else...

I'll always be here serving you

I don't find you have dick

Holy Madam, I sure have dick

but it fears you,

so it's hiding itself up

It gets excited sometimes

If you stir it, it'll erect at once

lt'll get horrible,

like a lion

It's easy,

kill it with a chopper and it's over

Then you can serve me well

Holy Madam, no way for that

I need it to help me work

You're both mighty

You fail to find the three rabbits

so I've sent someone else to

Holy Madam,

I've already found where they live

Have you really?

Yes

Why didn't you tell me?

I was just going to

I'm just wondering

if what you promised me is still valid

So you always think of that?

Right...

OK, seeing you've worked so hard

you're to take men...

to catch the 3 rabbits

If you succeed, I won't let you down

Thanks, Holy Madam, I'll leave now

Where are we going?

Where are we going?

Where to?

Sister is waiting for us...

up the hill there

Let's hurry

How about mom?

We'll arrange once we find a safe place,

don't worry

How come not here yet?

Hubby

How come so long?

What's wrong?

Why aren't they here?

Why are you so eager?

You really don't know?

Sister, there they come

Yes, it's May

Right

Look, sister, they're waiting on the hill

Yes, it's May

Let's go down

Sister

Sister, long time no see

Who is he?

He's my husband

It's me

Who is he then?

He's my husband

Say no more

It's hard for us to reunite,

we must defeat Fairy Yeh this time

Let's go,

or else they'll be after us

Where shall we go?

I have a safe place, come with me

Hubby, come on

Hubby, have you missed me?

Sure I have

You really miss me?

I want to become fairy and fly up to heaven

You're prettier and prettier

Brother-in-law

Brother-in-law

Why are you taking a bell with you?

It's bad

You?

You are...a member of them?

Don't go

Say no more,

Monk, catch them all up

Monk, which side are you of?

Which side shall I help?

How can I decide?

Which side shall I help?

Say no more, pull her here

Hubby, don't panic,

what do you want him for?

You needn't fear, with me here

I've succeeded in Virgin Skills,

I don't fear you

Let's go

Don't be afraid, let me handle

What shall we do?

What shall we do?

Wife

Wife

Hubby

Who are you? Why stand before me?

You don't know me? I am Judge

Judge?

What are you doing here?

I was order by Holy God to handle this

You like serving Holy Madam?

Yes

You shall serve Holy Madam from now on

but first let me cut off your dick

Congratulations

Now even Judge is here,

I think we'll be killed

Right

You three are rabbits,

come back to heaven now

Wife

Come on, move

Move

Move...

Move now...

Wife

Holy Madam

Let's leave here

Wife...

Shut up, fairies from heaven mustn't get married

and she's a rabbit in fact

You must behave yourselves from now on, got it?

You've made all this

Why become undercover?

We've both lost our wife

Sorry, learn how to catch evils with me,

and we'll start again