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My brother... with my wife.

I'm coming.

Very good.

Thank you for your trouble.

They make the car unstable.

This way the car is always controllable and becomes slower.

That's life insurance, especially when you drive on unknown stretches.

I'm sure that's important for you, but isn't there anything amusing in rally?

Tell us about it.

I know a suitable story, and this really did happen.

A nice little story about a rally. How fortunate, we'll keep to the subject.

There's better topic for conversation. Don't you think, darling?

My friend, also a rally diver, was in love with a beautiful girl

and wanted to get married. He was so eager that he got the dates mixed up.

So his wedding and an important rally took place on the same day.

But he solved the problem. The rally had an hour's break in a little town.

So he booked a room and asked his wife to come

and celebrated his wedding night in less than an hour.

Don't be silly, we're as good as engaged.

I'm trying to.

Why is it my fault?

Have I already told you the story about my friend in Germany?

Not another rally driver!

No, I don't only know rally drivers.

My friend and I had...

rather a funny experience.

We were invited to dinner at the Grips'.

Sorry to interrupt you. Your stories get on our nerves. Keep them for later.

I have an idea. How about a picnic?

And let's combine it with a horse ride from my hacienda.

Anne and I will go ahead to prepare everything and you follow on tomorrow.

All these people get on my nerves.

I wanted to spend a quiet holiday.

That show-off is the worst of them all. Forget about the engagement.

Well, dear brother, you did quite well. How do you feel?

I can't answer your question till tonight.

Jos�, you can bring the fruit.

Then I'll be able to tell you how many bruises I have.

Don't exaggerate.

- There you are. - Thank you, Jos�.

- An apple? - Yes, thanks.

You all look happy. So I guess you're enjoying it.

I suppose the area suits you, too. Then give it a hand.

Yes, this is a very exciting countryside.

I'm glad about that.

Fernando, can I speak to you privately?

Excuse me, please.

But don't get lost.

Let's sit down.

What's worrying you? Open your heart. You can confide anything to me.

I don't like to bother you. But who can I turn to?

- I need your advice, Fernando. - I'll help you if I can.

It's about Enrique.

It's a year now that he's changed completely.

I think he noticed we two had an affair.

Since then he's had difficulties. And I fear he thinks he's impotent.

All my efforts were in vain.

Wait a minute. You have such a crazy clique as neighbours!

And you told me that they had sex parties.

That's right. But I hardly think your brother would be thrilled by the idea.

Talk to the group. Ask them to have their party at your place.

And leave the rest to change.

Thank you, Fernando. I hope you're right.

Let's go back to the others. I wish you good luck.

How can you disturb my artistic performance?

How about prolonging our picnic?

None of you needs to return to Marbella today.

We'll make ourselves at home on the hacienda tonight.

- I have enough bedrooms for everybody. - That's great!

Your suggestion means a welcome change for us.

Talking about change. I'd like to see a corrida.

Fine. Let's go to Torremolinos.

They have a corrida next Sunday with the best Spanish toreros.

- We'll stay on your hacienda till then. - I don't want to exclude myself,

but excuse Alba and me. We have to return to Marbella. I have work to do.

All right then. And good luck.

I'm here!

I'm off to a business meeting.

I'll be back in the evening around...

six o'clock. Order dinner for us by the swimming pool.

- With pleasure. - See you.

Well, my dear old donkey.

I'm off to town. The two beauties can go riding with you, Christobal.

I'd rather go to town with you I'm not that keen on riding.

Then the two of them

can enjoy the beauty of nature better.

I adore the beauty of nature.

Come along. We'll take the car.

I fear for my...

potency.

That's no problem for me. It's just a question of money.

Money is no object. But you'll have to offer something special.

I think I can help you. Have you ever had a good woman?

- I've no time for jokes. - Don't run away.

I mean shaved.

No, I haven't. OK, come with me.

Hold on tight.

I don't want to push you over the railing.

That's enough talking. Now we'll get down to business.

Where are you going?

I'll send your pants sailing through the air. � Don't do that!

Why not? They're made of sailcloth.

Why did you do that?

Otherwise you wouldn't have climbed down.

- I'll dive into the water. - That won't help you.

Now give me a thorough blow-job.

That's good.

Carry on like that. I'm coming.

You're just great.

That can't be the door bell, can it?

Now of all times.

I don't believe it!

Excuse my bewilderment, but I wasn't informed about your time of arrival.

- Please follow me. - That was high time.

- At last I see the house from the inside. - How very nice!

Would you please excuse my master for a few minutes.

I hope a few minutes are enough.

Excuse me, I have to spend a penny.

Hurry up then.

In�s isn't wearing any panties.

Thank you for your understanding, Anna.

Our invitation is OK. It's outside in the garden.

- What's it about? - I don't know.

- The three are in a good mood. - Did you say three?

- Yes, three. - She may be mistaken.

Well then, take your rags off. And let's have some fun.

Hurry up!

What's going on?

Your surprise?!

Come over here. Squirt.

Yes. Come on, let's go.

Let's spoil the se�ora properly.

Come along with me!

Don't run so fast. Where are you going.

Now stick it inside you.

What can I do for you, Se�or?

Give this to the lady.

The torero knows his business.

Come over here.

You're an artist. Do you always do this?

A real natural.

Not yet fully fledged, but already a good lover.

You're one of the nicest surprises in my life.

Go easy, I want to enjoy it longer.

I'll return the favour right away. You won't be disappointed.

- Can't you move over! - Silly cows.

Now it's your turn. What was yours like?

I tell you, he was a dream!

And you needn't be jealous of Christobal anymore. I got rid of him.

And who's taken his place?

A perfect lover. My uncle Fernando.

That's why you've changed.

But that isn't all. My parents have come together again.

We're a real happy family now.