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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:58,610 fast 2 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:57,609 What's cooking, fuck chop? 3 00:03:00,545 --> 00:03:02,747 Hey, Fred. 4 00:03:02,781 --> 00:03:04,516 You ready for this? 5 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:07,552 Deb's pregnant again. 6 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:10,323 Uh, congratulations? 7 00:03:10,355 --> 00:03:13,391 Hey, how am I supposed to afford a fifth kid? 8 00:03:13,425 --> 00:03:16,295 Christ almighty. 9 00:03:16,328 --> 00:03:18,798 Were you just not careful or? 10 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:19,798 I don't know. 11 00:03:19,831 --> 00:03:20,966 You know how it is. 12 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,002 Once those bodies start slapping... 13 00:03:24,036 --> 00:03:24,871 Gross. 14 00:04:04,342 --> 00:04:05,310 Ah. 15 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:06,311 Fantastic. 16 00:04:48,019 --> 00:04:49,688 Wait, what did you mean by cadaver? 17 00:04:49,721 --> 00:04:50,622 Uncle Jesse. 18 00:04:50,656 --> 00:04:51,590 What's wrong with that? 19 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:52,692 What isn't wrong with that? 20 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:53,959 It's fucked up. 21 00:04:53,992 --> 00:04:55,093 You're supposed to respect your cadaver. 22 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:56,362 How was that not showing respect? 23 00:04:56,394 --> 00:04:57,729 Uncle Jesse is the hot uncle. 24 00:04:57,762 --> 00:04:58,997 Michael, back me up here. 25 00:04:59,031 --> 00:05:00,733 What? 26 00:05:00,766 --> 00:05:01,801 On your own, man. 27 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:02,768 Thank you. 28 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,402 See. 29 00:05:04,435 --> 00:05:05,603 Not everyone is morally bankrupt as you are, Justin. 30 00:05:05,637 --> 00:05:07,038 At least we're taking pictures of him 31 00:05:07,072 --> 00:05:08,708 - like that guy from last year. - Oh, my God. 32 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:09,974 Yeah. 33 00:05:10,007 --> 00:05:11,509 He had to face the family and apologize. 34 00:05:11,543 --> 00:05:13,745 It was a real black eye to the nursing school. 35 00:05:13,778 --> 00:05:15,981 Anyway, so we're dissecting uncle Jesse's pelvis... 36 00:05:42,074 --> 00:05:42,975 Ah. 37 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:43,975 Let me give you a ride. 38 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:44,811 It's freezing. 39 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:47,713 Come on. 40 00:05:47,745 --> 00:05:48,714 Just let me give you a lift. 41 00:05:51,783 --> 00:05:56,721 Do I need to call the cops again, Bob? 42 00:05:56,754 --> 00:05:58,658 Making me work for it, tonight, huh? 43 00:06:07,598 --> 00:06:10,034 Hey, it's Fuck You Bob. 44 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:11,503 Fuck You Bob. 45 00:06:11,536 --> 00:06:13,138 Fuck You Bob. 46 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,473 All right. All right. 47 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:15,106 Dude. Come on. 48 00:06:15,139 --> 00:06:16,541 Shut up. 49 00:06:16,574 --> 00:06:17,442 Why do they call him "Fuck You Bob"? 50 00:06:17,475 --> 00:06:18,511 Wait for it. 51 00:06:18,543 --> 00:06:19,811 You're all strapped in, Bob. 52 00:06:19,845 --> 00:06:20,746 Fuck you. 53 00:06:24,483 --> 00:06:25,951 Hey, what's your 20? 54 00:06:25,983 --> 00:06:27,952 Uh, I'm just outside the loop. 55 00:06:27,985 --> 00:06:29,521 I've just picked up Bob here, and he gave 56 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,822 me a run for my money tonight. 57 00:06:30,855 --> 00:06:32,725 That's stubborn old Bob for you. 58 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:34,526 But tell him Fred says hi. 59 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,730 He can probably hear you. 60 00:06:37,762 --> 00:06:38,997 He says hi. 61 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:44,069 Can seven, which means signing off. 62 00:06:44,101 --> 00:06:45,837 Look at him. 63 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:47,138 He's all tuckered out. 64 00:06:47,172 --> 00:06:48,207 I love Justin. 65 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,675 He's the best. 66 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:50,943 Yeah. 67 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,511 My last college didn't have a drunk bus. 68 00:06:52,543 --> 00:06:53,978 It's a great idea. 69 00:06:54,012 --> 00:06:55,947 What made you decide to become a bus driver? 70 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:59,185 This and, uh, nude modeling are the two 71 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,520 highest paying jobs on campus. 72 00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:02,654 No offense, dude. 73 00:07:02,687 --> 00:07:03,923 I think I'd pick the nude modeling. 74 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:07,225 Less chance of being puked on, I guess. 75 00:07:07,259 --> 00:07:09,961 Maybe. 76 00:07:09,995 --> 00:07:12,197 Justin tells me you're really into film. 77 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:15,533 I used to take a lot of Polaroids. 78 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:16,936 Did you study photography? 79 00:07:16,968 --> 00:07:18,903 Photojournalism. 80 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:22,875 But, uh, I don't, I don't, uh, really do that stuff anymore. 81 00:07:22,908 --> 00:07:25,911 I just transferred here for museum studies. 82 00:07:25,944 --> 00:07:29,148 Our big project this semester is to curate an original art show. 83 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,983 I'm feeling really uninspired. 84 00:07:31,016 --> 00:07:34,920 I'd love to see your work sometime. 85 00:07:34,952 --> 00:07:37,055 So are you seeing someone or? 86 00:07:37,088 --> 00:07:38,189 What? 87 00:07:38,223 --> 00:07:39,091 Oh, yeah. 88 00:07:39,124 --> 00:07:40,225 No. 89 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,694 I just, uh, went through a breakup. 90 00:07:41,726 --> 00:07:42,627 Yeah. 91 00:07:42,661 --> 00:07:43,629 Try nine months ago. 92 00:07:43,661 --> 00:07:44,697 Oh, I knew you were faking. 93 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:47,932 I'm sorry. 94 00:07:47,966 --> 00:07:49,701 That really sucks. 95 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:50,603 You guys date long? 96 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,571 Uh, yeah. 97 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:53,906 Since high school. 98 00:07:53,939 --> 00:07:57,276 Amy applied to KIT, so I applied too. 99 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:59,812 Planning on getting married and everything. 100 00:07:59,845 --> 00:08:01,080 It's stupid. 101 00:08:01,112 --> 00:08:04,016 I don't think that's stupid. 102 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:04,916 What? 103 00:08:04,949 --> 00:08:06,117 If I did, I'd tell you. 104 00:08:06,151 --> 00:08:07,286 It's a little stupid. 105 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:08,220 Whatever. 106 00:08:08,252 --> 00:08:10,088 So what happened? 107 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:14,627 I mean, after, uh, after graduation, 108 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,861 she moved to New York and said that we 109 00:08:15,894 --> 00:08:16,961 should see other people. 110 00:08:16,995 --> 00:08:17,896 Ugh. 111 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,766 Nine months ago. 112 00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:21,799 Uh, thank you, Justin. 113 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:22,668 Dude. 114 00:08:27,038 --> 00:08:30,875 Got to get a stick together, right? 115 00:08:30,908 --> 00:08:33,578 You've got to stay behind the... the... the yellow line. 116 00:08:33,611 --> 00:08:37,115 My boyfriend broke up with me today. 117 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,183 Hey, do you want some water? 118 00:08:39,216 --> 00:08:44,822 He was, Oh, this is college. 119 00:08:44,855 --> 00:08:49,727 We're not supposed to be tied down. 120 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,762 Fuck him. 121 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:51,730 Yeah. 122 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:53,132 Seriously. Fuck him. 123 00:08:53,164 --> 00:08:54,332 I'm trying to drive. 124 00:08:54,365 --> 00:08:55,934 You can't, you cannot touch my arm I... 125 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:56,968 My stomach hurts. 126 00:08:57,001 --> 00:08:57,902 Here. 127 00:08:57,936 --> 00:08:58,771 Take the water. 128 00:09:05,376 --> 00:09:07,346 I think she likes you. 129 00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:16,889 Hey. 130 00:09:16,922 --> 00:09:18,290 Yep. 131 00:09:18,322 --> 00:09:21,693 I know you. 132 00:09:21,726 --> 00:09:23,596 I thought you graduated already. 133 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,001 I think I'm gonna be sick. 134 00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:31,736 No, no, please, please don't throw up in here. 135 00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:32,737 Please. 136 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:35,006 Please, please sit back. 137 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:40,979 Oh my God. 138 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,247 Oh, she pooped! 139 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:43,182 She pooped! 140 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:44,016 Oh my god! 141 00:10:13,678 --> 00:10:14,812 OK. 142 00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:15,748 Put that down. 143 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:16,914 Take a bite. 144 00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:20,918 Is that bacon on a donut? 145 00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:24,155 It is a caramel bacon donut. 146 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,357 They were out of everything else. 147 00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:33,432 Well, that's, that's awesome. 148 00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:34,966 It's OK. 149 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:46,445 You're awesome, and I think we should do it. 150 00:10:46,477 --> 00:10:49,213 Let's get a place. 151 00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:50,982 I thought you said you weren't ready. 152 00:10:51,015 --> 00:10:53,384 I am ready, and you're right. 153 00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:57,990 We do, we do work really well together. 154 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:01,225 Cool. 155 00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:02,728 Yeah. 156 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,697 I love you. 157 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,965 I love you too. 158 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,838 Woo hoo! 159 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:15,874 Is tonight the night? 160 00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:23,247 Lady, you showed me 161 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:27,218 all the tears you brought me. 162 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,221 Broke my one rule. 163 00:11:29,254 --> 00:11:31,824 You treated me cruel. 164 00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:47,805 Hello. 165 00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:48,874 Oh. Whoa. 166 00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:50,309 You're awake. 167 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:52,244 Was just gonna leave you a voicemail. 168 00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:53,378 How's it going? 169 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,779 Good. 170 00:11:54,812 --> 00:11:55,847 Mom wants you to call her, by the way. 171 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,781 Oh, yeah. 172 00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:57,516 I gotta do that. 173 00:11:57,548 --> 00:11:59,250 OK. 174 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,754 So listen, a paid internship just opened up in my office. 175 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:02,455 Interested? 176 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:06,458 Dude. 177 00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:07,992 She's gone. 178 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:10,128 You can't stay in that town forever, waiting, 179 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:13,165 living with that old loser. 180 00:12:13,197 --> 00:12:15,500 I mean, you graduated. 181 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:20,105 It's time to just, just come to Chicago and move on. 182 00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:21,038 Please. 183 00:12:21,072 --> 00:12:22,307 Love our talks. 184 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,242 Come on. 185 00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:24,175 No, I got to go. 186 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:27,145 Come on. 187 00:13:03,414 --> 00:13:04,315 Dude. 188 00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:05,250 I really got to pee. 189 00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:06,518 Come on. 190 00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:07,451 Come on. 191 00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:08,387 Come on. 192 00:13:08,419 --> 00:13:11,289 Oh, God. 193 00:13:11,322 --> 00:13:12,158 Oh. 194 00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:21,099 My pee always smells like, uh, movie theatre popcorn. 195 00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:25,403 You know, like, fake, hot butter stuff. 196 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,206 I mean, don't get me wrong. 197 00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:30,509 I will still crush a bucket of that stuff, no questions asked. 198 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:33,412 I'm just saying, like, if the ushers 199 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,414 decide to pee in the butter. 200 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,014 How would we ever know? 201 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:39,484 There's no chance we would know. 202 00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:41,487 I probably have already eaten some usher's piss. 203 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:45,825 Hey, thank you. 204 00:14:10,514 --> 00:14:12,216 Accumulations of up to 10 inches in some places. 205 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,385 Bundle up if you're going out, and make sure to check in 206 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:17,622 on any loved ones. 207 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:18,857 Hey, gang. 208 00:14:32,636 --> 00:14:34,005 Congrats. 209 00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:35,640 You're nearing a milestone in your career 210 00:14:35,673 --> 00:14:37,576 with the campus bus service. 211 00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:40,045 Four years without an incident. 212 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:41,379 Now if you make it to the end of February 213 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,916 without a traffic violation, fender bender, 214 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:47,485 or a pedestrian fatality, you'll receive the prestigious all 215 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,620 stars of safety plaque. 216 00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:52,124 Next step is becoming a full time employee. 217 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:56,128 I'm talking 25 grand a year, health plan, 401k. 218 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,194 Ha. 219 00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,496 Keep up the good work. 220 00:14:58,529 --> 00:15:01,699 Sincerely, Fred Quigley. 221 00:15:01,732 --> 00:15:04,468 PS I burped my breakfast burrito into this envelope. 222 00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:07,371 Ugh. 223 00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:08,307 Four years. 224 00:15:14,645 --> 00:15:18,182 So what do you think? 225 00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:20,118 About what? 226 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,986 The all stars of safety. 227 00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:23,154 I won't lie. 228 00:15:23,187 --> 00:15:24,722 It's a pretty big deal. 229 00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:28,025 You get your name engraved on a plaque right next to mine. 230 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:30,929 That's immortality, assuming you make it. 231 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,268 I hope you're not still thinking about that Amy girl. 232 00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:38,136 Get your head in the game. 233 00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,504 Eye on the prize. 234 00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:43,608 Don't want anything happening to my protege. 235 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,543 Protege. 236 00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:56,754 Maybe she's just being friendly. 237 00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,322 I don't know. 238 00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:00,091 If it was a regular smiley face, I'd 239 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,260 give her the benefit of the doubt, but winky smiley face. 240 00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:04,462 The bitch wants to be born again. 241 00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:06,230 What? 242 00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:09,167 She wants to taste the body of Christ, crucify her vagina. 243 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,469 No offense, guys. 244 00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,003 Why are we still talking about this? 245 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,105 Jesus, Kat, tell us how you really feel. 246 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,507 All right. 247 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,575 I feel like she's messing with your head. 248 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,076 I feel like she's playing games, and it's 249 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,013 getting a little masochistic. 250 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,414 I think you were Michael and Amy for so long 251 00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:24,716 that you forgot how to be just Michael. 252 00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:27,119 I'm alone on the bus every night. 253 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,754 I mean, alone alone. 254 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,057 Like, you remember my breakup last summer? 255 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,392 Hm-mm. 256 00:16:33,424 --> 00:16:36,127 Afterwards, I went and traveled South America 257 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,496 by myself, which was scary. 258 00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:39,430 It was fun. 259 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,033 It was... 260 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,567 Super lonely? 261 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,269 Yeah. 262 00:16:44,302 --> 00:16:46,538 At times, it was, but, you know, the world didn't end. 263 00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:49,341 It's OK to be by yourself. 264 00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,308 I don't want you to get stuck in a crappy relationship 265 00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:52,244 for fear of being alone. 266 00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:57,682 Shit. I got to go, guys. 267 00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:58,617 Sorry. 268 00:16:58,649 --> 00:17:00,217 All right. 269 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,120 Well, if you do go to South America. 270 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:03,788 You can call up one of my cousins. 271 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,490 They'll show you around. 272 00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:16,468 Ew. 273 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,635 It smells like dookie up in here. 274 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,420 Open up. 275 00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,088 Open up. 276 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,423 Wait, wait, wait. 277 00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:39,356 I got a keg. 278 00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:40,692 You can't bring a ke... 279 00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,263 what are you doing with that, man? 280 00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:48,834 Some freshmen paid me to pick it up for them, 281 00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,801 and, of course, the battery died in my car, so... 282 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:51,836 Dude. 283 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:53,437 You know, you can go to jail. 284 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:56,508 Well, if you think of a better way to make $47, 285 00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,742 I'd love to hear about it, or if you would just 286 00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:00,812 put in a good word with Fred for me, like I asked, 287 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,213 I wouldn't have to do this. 288 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,648 Fred's not going to hire you back. 289 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:04,615 Why not? 290 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,283 Josh, you know why not. 291 00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:10,521 It's because I'm a registered sex offender, isn't it? 292 00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:11,556 OK. 293 00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:13,424 Well, it was public urination. 294 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,625 I have a small bladder. 295 00:18:14,659 --> 00:18:16,394 I mean, in hindsight, should I have 296 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:18,195 found a more discreet location than a Chuck 297 00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:19,698 E. Cheese parking lot at lunch? 298 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:21,599 Sure, but do I deserve to be branded 299 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,335 a monster for the rest of my life, 300 00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:25,236 because I take a leak in public? 301 00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:26,471 - Fuck no. - Uh, whatever. 302 00:18:26,503 --> 00:18:27,404 I don't care. 303 00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:28,440 Just bring it on. 304 00:18:28,472 --> 00:18:29,574 - Do it quick, please. - OK. 305 00:18:29,606 --> 00:18:31,209 Thank you. 306 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,877 I don't know why you want to bring a keg of beer 307 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,413 onto a bus full of drunk college kids anyway. 308 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,347 OK. 309 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,682 Put down the ramp. 310 00:18:37,714 --> 00:18:38,884 - No, not for you. - Put down the ramp, dude. 311 00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:39,750 Just get it on. 312 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,229 Fuck you. 313 00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:07,846 The wheels on the bus go round and round. 314 00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:10,247 Round and round. 315 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,649 Round and round. 316 00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:15,953 The wheels on the bus go round and round. 317 00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,757 All through the town. 318 00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:19,790 Micheal. 319 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:20,659 Michael. 320 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:41,278 The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish. 321 00:19:41,311 --> 00:19:42,680 Swish, swish, swish. 322 00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:44,615 Suck my dick. 323 00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:03,602 You're my protege. 324 00:20:10,674 --> 00:20:11,976 Fuck you. 325 00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,356 Hey. 326 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,258 What the? 327 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,392 Stop the fucking bus. 328 00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:29,293 That was my stop. 329 00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:30,862 Hey, asshole. 330 00:20:30,894 --> 00:20:32,698 Stop the bus now. 331 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:39,703 Shut the fuck up. 332 00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,740 Everyone, shut the fuck up. 333 00:20:41,772 --> 00:20:44,742 Stop messing around with Bob, or you're off the bus. 334 00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:48,746 Bob, you OK? 335 00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:53,652 Fuck you. 336 00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:07,532 You got to stay behind the line, man. 337 00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:23,749 We were all wounded at Wounded Knee, you and me, 338 00:21:24,648 --> 00:21:34,625 we were all wounded at Wounded Knee, you and me, 339 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:41,665 in the name of manifest destiny. 340 00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:42,534 You and me. 341 00:22:21,538 --> 00:22:24,541 It smells like shit in here. 342 00:22:24,575 --> 00:22:26,644 Like, actual shit. 343 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:29,546 Did you shit? 344 00:22:29,579 --> 00:22:31,682 I'm Pineapple. 345 00:22:31,715 --> 00:22:34,051 You say your name's Pineapple? 346 00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:35,886 Yeah. 347 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,589 The bus service. 348 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:38,923 They hired me. 349 00:22:38,955 --> 00:22:43,394 To give me a tattoo? 350 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,529 No. 351 00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:45,729 To protect you. 352 00:22:45,762 --> 00:22:48,732 I'm in security. 353 00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:49,667 Oh, dude. 354 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,934 No. 355 00:22:50,968 --> 00:22:52,437 I, I've been doing this for a long time. 356 00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:53,637 That kid was just being a dick. 357 00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:55,038 I... I really... 358 00:22:55,071 --> 00:22:56,640 I don't need any, you know... 359 00:22:56,673 --> 00:22:58,576 Sure about that, homie? 360 00:22:58,608 --> 00:22:59,977 Doesn't look too good. 361 00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:01,945 Here, try this. 362 00:23:01,979 --> 00:23:04,548 It's witch hazel. 363 00:23:04,582 --> 00:23:07,519 It will help with the inflammation. 364 00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:09,620 You carry witch hazel with you? 365 00:23:09,653 --> 00:23:11,823 Yeah. 366 00:23:11,855 --> 00:23:13,424 Look. 367 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,527 Next time some drunk motherfucker steps you, give 368 00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:18,061 them one of these to the head. 369 00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:20,198 Will stop the fight before it even starts. 370 00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:22,166 Here, try it. 371 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,468 I'm good. 372 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,735 Go ahead. 373 00:23:24,769 --> 00:23:26,770 Hit it. 374 00:23:26,804 --> 00:23:29,541 What the fuck was that bullshit? 375 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,509 Headbutt my fucking hand. 376 00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:34,578 There you go. 377 00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:37,015 It's better than breaking your hand on some joker's face, 378 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,083 'cause then you gotta fuck your other hand, 379 00:23:39,115 --> 00:23:41,519 and that definitely sucks. 380 00:23:41,551 --> 00:23:42,586 Hey, fuck chop. 381 00:23:42,619 --> 00:23:44,588 You didn't leave yet, did you? 382 00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:45,890 No, I'm... I'm... 383 00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:46,924 I'm still here. 384 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,692 Did you guys hire a, um- 385 00:23:48,726 --> 00:23:50,628 Well, due to last night's incident, which 386 00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:52,864 won't affect your eligibility for the safety award, 387 00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:57,167 so don't worry, we hired a guy at work security temporarily. 388 00:23:57,201 --> 00:23:59,103 He calls himself Pineapple. 389 00:23:59,135 --> 00:24:00,771 Fred. 390 00:24:00,805 --> 00:24:02,707 He's got tattoos covering his face. 391 00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:03,807 Wait till you see this fat fuck. 392 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,609 Fred. 393 00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:07,846 Dude looks like a Darth Maul fucked fat Albert. 394 00:24:07,878 --> 00:24:09,480 - I'm not shitting you... - Fred. 395 00:24:09,513 --> 00:24:11,014 Now, if tons of fun gives you... 396 00:24:11,048 --> 00:24:13,518 Hey, Fred. 397 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:16,086 It's Pineapple. 398 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,490 You want me to come in there and murder you? 399 00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:24,863 That won't be, uh, necessary. 400 00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:27,865 Uh, you... hey, you all be safe out there. 401 00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:29,500 You too, Fred. 402 00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,503 We joke around here, Pineapple. 403 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:32,703 Let's go. 404 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:33,872 - I - knew you were there. 405 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,987 Yo. 406 00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:50,754 You ever hit it with a passenger? 407 00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:53,825 Usually, just, uh, drive them to the bars and back. 408 00:24:53,857 --> 00:24:55,158 Shit, son. 409 00:24:55,192 --> 00:24:56,760 Do you even know what you missing? 410 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,031 What? 411 00:25:00,064 --> 00:25:01,798 You got a girlfriend? 412 00:25:01,832 --> 00:25:07,205 Uh, yeah, uh, she's in, uh, in New York. 413 00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:11,910 What? 414 00:25:11,942 --> 00:25:14,144 It's Samoan, man. 415 00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:17,081 It means, the net's hanging up to dry, 416 00:25:17,114 --> 00:25:20,817 but it'll be used for fishing again. 417 00:25:20,851 --> 00:25:23,922 Kind of just got to, uh, focus on the road here, man. 418 00:25:23,954 --> 00:25:25,088 My bad. 419 00:25:25,122 --> 00:25:25,957 You do you. 420 00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:36,200 What? 421 00:25:36,232 --> 00:25:42,039 Tell me if I'm off base, but you never shampooed the wookie. 422 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:44,108 I had a girlfriend for five years. 423 00:25:44,141 --> 00:25:47,077 Yeah, but it didn't mean you got your twinkie stinky. 424 00:25:47,111 --> 00:25:48,012 It's all right, man. 425 00:25:48,045 --> 00:25:50,949 Just own it. 426 00:25:50,981 --> 00:25:54,251 So am I wrong? 427 00:26:08,699 --> 00:26:09,933 Love you. Goodnight. 428 00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:10,868 Love you. 429 00:26:10,901 --> 00:26:11,736 Night. 430 00:26:16,773 --> 00:26:18,775 What's that doing here? 431 00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:19,911 What? 432 00:26:19,943 --> 00:26:22,713 You're poking me with your boner. 433 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,349 I can't really help it. 434 00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:26,784 Then maybe go to the bathroom and jerk off or something. 435 00:26:26,817 --> 00:26:27,986 I have to get up early tomorrow. 436 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:33,891 Why is premarital sex so wrong, but 437 00:26:33,923 --> 00:26:35,893 masturbating's totally fine? 438 00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:38,096 Because you're the one who has to answer to the Lord 439 00:26:38,128 --> 00:26:41,164 for your behavior, not me. 440 00:26:41,198 --> 00:26:44,134 Night. 441 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,036 So you're a virgin. 442 00:26:46,069 --> 00:26:47,171 Keep it down, man. 443 00:26:47,203 --> 00:26:48,038 Come on. 444 00:26:51,008 --> 00:26:52,076 What is that shit you're drinking? 445 00:26:52,108 --> 00:26:53,744 It smells like absolute ass. 446 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,947 Oh, it's traditional Maui soup. 447 00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:59,983 Pureed seafood, pork bones, some other shit in it. 448 00:27:00,017 --> 00:27:00,884 You want some? 449 00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:02,319 No, I'll pass. 450 00:27:02,353 --> 00:27:03,622 More for me. 451 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:09,326 So what's Amy doing besides cock teasing in the Five Boroughs? 452 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,429 She's a junior fashion buyer. 453 00:27:12,462 --> 00:27:15,098 She did text me saying she's going to be in town next week, 454 00:27:15,132 --> 00:27:18,169 and there was a winky smiley face involved so. 455 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:22,272 So that means she wants your dick. 456 00:27:22,306 --> 00:27:25,242 Dude, we gotta get you laid. 457 00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:27,711 Fucking's important. 458 00:27:27,744 --> 00:27:29,846 A buddy of mine, he got married. 459 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,950 On his wedding night, found out she got an inside-out vagina. 460 00:27:32,982 --> 00:27:34,418 What's an inside-out vagina? 461 00:27:34,451 --> 00:27:36,186 Fuck if I know. 462 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,822 He wasn't really taking follow up questions. 463 00:27:37,855 --> 00:27:38,722 You feel me? 464 00:27:38,756 --> 00:27:40,191 A penis? 465 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,426 Could be. 466 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:46,096 Look, my point is you got to make sure the parts fit 467 00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:46,965 before you commit. 468 00:27:49,866 --> 00:27:50,768 Yo. 469 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,403 Let me get in on that. 470 00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:16,994 Oh, uh, Pineapple, it's Bob. 471 00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:19,197 Bob, that's Pineapple. 472 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,397 Yo, what's up, Bob? 473 00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:26,336 You. 474 00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,805 This guy's awesome. 475 00:28:28,838 --> 00:28:30,240 Where do you take him? 476 00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:32,109 If we can actually convince him to get on the bus, 477 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,112 I usually drop him off at the old flour mill. 478 00:28:34,144 --> 00:28:36,413 Oh, yeah, what's over there? 479 00:28:36,446 --> 00:28:37,447 I don't know. 480 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,250 He's definitely not telling. 481 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:42,185 Apparently, he used to teach art here in the 70s. 482 00:28:42,219 --> 00:28:43,086 No one really knows. 483 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:43,954 He's kind of a mystery. 484 00:28:50,861 --> 00:28:52,230 Yo. 485 00:28:52,262 --> 00:28:55,165 You see those two girls back there? 486 00:28:55,199 --> 00:28:58,769 If I get them to kiss, you let me get behind the wheel. 487 00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:00,105 Go for it. 488 00:29:04,141 --> 00:29:06,544 Check check. 489 00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:08,378 How's everybody doing out there tonight? 490 00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:15,286 I said, how's everybody doing out there tonight? 491 00:29:19,856 --> 00:29:20,524 Yeah, this is good. 492 00:29:24,127 --> 00:29:25,028 Come on, guys. 493 00:29:25,061 --> 00:29:27,998 Get up. 494 00:29:28,031 --> 00:29:28,932 Get up. 495 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:37,875 Damn. 496 00:29:53,289 --> 00:29:54,291 Look, dude. 497 00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:55,526 It's going to happen. 498 00:29:55,558 --> 00:29:56,560 Look. 499 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:57,862 Going to fucking happen. 500 00:30:01,898 --> 00:30:03,233 Ah, ah. 501 00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:05,202 Aah! 502 00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:07,572 Yo, yo, check it! 503 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:09,039 Ugh. 504 00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:15,046 This thing handles like shit. 505 00:30:15,078 --> 00:30:15,980 I know. 506 00:30:16,012 --> 00:30:16,913 You get used to it. 507 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,250 Just be careful please. 508 00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:23,920 So you drive the same route, night after night, 509 00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:24,922 over and over? 510 00:30:24,954 --> 00:30:25,923 That's the job. 511 00:30:25,955 --> 00:30:27,057 You ever go off-route? 512 00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:29,426 You're supposed to stay on-route. 513 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,895 What'd you do if I took this bitch on the highway? 514 00:30:31,929 --> 00:30:35,432 I would lose my job and then probably get arrested so let's 515 00:30:35,465 --> 00:30:36,300 not do that. 516 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,072 What the fuck was that? 517 00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:43,941 Frat kids. 518 00:30:43,973 --> 00:30:45,442 Do this a lot? 519 00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:47,578 Pretty much every night 520 00:30:47,611 --> 00:30:50,114 I'm going to ask you a question, 521 00:30:50,146 --> 00:30:52,649 and I want you to answer me truthfully. 522 00:30:52,682 --> 00:30:55,987 Do you want me to murder them? 523 00:30:56,019 --> 00:30:58,154 What's your 20, fuck chop? 524 00:30:58,188 --> 00:31:01,592 Uh, uh, uh, uh, frat row. 525 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:03,493 10-4. 526 00:31:03,527 --> 00:31:06,096 Hey, I feel like I may have put too much pressure 527 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,165 on you before about the, uh, you know, 528 00:31:08,198 --> 00:31:10,268 the whole safety award thing. 529 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:12,569 I'd like to give you some advice that my mentor, 530 00:31:12,603 --> 00:31:16,340 the late great king of the bus jockeys, Alan Clapper, 531 00:31:16,373 --> 00:31:18,342 once gave me when I was your age. 532 00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:21,945 I hope it means as much to you as it did to me. 533 00:31:24,213 --> 00:31:25,482 Shit right now. 534 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,183 You get all that, fuck chop? 535 00:31:27,217 --> 00:31:28,986 I'm not even responding to that. 536 00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,654 I'm not wasting my fucking time. 537 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:33,457 Same shit, different toilet, huh? 538 00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:35,660 No, actually, it's more, it's the same toilet, 539 00:31:35,692 --> 00:31:38,028 and it's constantly overflowing. 540 00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:38,962 What time is it? 541 00:31:38,996 --> 00:31:39,964 1:39. 542 00:31:39,997 --> 00:31:41,632 We pass, uh, we pass Zephyr. 543 00:31:41,664 --> 00:31:44,335 There's going to be a lady in a green coat, walking her dog. 544 00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:45,602 Just going to smell its shit. 545 00:31:45,635 --> 00:31:46,436 Swear to God. 546 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:52,143 Oh, no. 547 00:31:52,175 --> 00:31:53,043 Ugh. 548 00:31:53,076 --> 00:31:54,478 Oh, it's my favorite. 549 00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:58,348 Whoever updates that marquee can't spell for shit. 550 00:31:58,382 --> 00:32:00,951 Free turnovers, yo. 551 00:32:00,984 --> 00:32:02,419 Oh, you see these Christmas lights? 552 00:32:02,452 --> 00:32:03,354 Yeah, man. 553 00:32:03,386 --> 00:32:04,321 It's February. 554 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:05,957 They're on a timer. 555 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,557 And off. 556 00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:11,027 There's some crazy deja vu shit. 557 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,495 Reminds me of juvie. 558 00:32:12,528 --> 00:32:15,031 You were in juvenile detention? 559 00:32:15,065 --> 00:32:16,334 Yeah, man. 560 00:32:16,366 --> 00:32:20,604 I did a year for B and E back when I was 16. 561 00:32:20,636 --> 00:32:23,073 You must have owned the place. 562 00:32:23,106 --> 00:32:24,541 Nah. 563 00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:30,081 It was the same shit, day after day, over and over. 564 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,750 It was like being stuck in a time loop. 565 00:32:32,782 --> 00:32:34,517 But big-ups to you, man. 566 00:32:34,550 --> 00:32:35,619 I don't know how the fuck you do it. 567 00:32:40,289 --> 00:32:41,158 Trains. 568 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,306 You're going to drive yourself nuts. 569 00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:02,580 You're going to drive yourself nuts obsessing over that text. 570 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:05,016 What's with the winky smiley face, though? 571 00:33:05,048 --> 00:33:07,317 What am I, what am I supposed to think that she 572 00:33:07,351 --> 00:33:08,753 thinks that that means? 573 00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:09,620 Who cares? 574 00:33:12,756 --> 00:33:14,557 Man... Forget about it. 575 00:33:14,590 --> 00:33:16,659 I'll see you tomorrow, kid. 576 00:33:16,692 --> 00:33:18,128 Pineapple. 577 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,498 Wait, what, what were you going to say? 578 00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:21,398 Pineapple. 579 00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:28,538 Pineapple, what were you going to say? 580 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:29,472 Pineapple, come on. 581 00:33:29,506 --> 00:33:30,807 Dude. 582 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,710 You're taking the small shit in your small life 583 00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:37,714 and making a huge deal out of it. 584 00:33:37,748 --> 00:33:41,117 What? 585 00:33:41,151 --> 00:33:42,019 Pineapple. 586 00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:49,159 What are you talking about? 587 00:33:49,192 --> 00:33:50,795 Dude. 588 00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:52,562 None of it matters. 589 00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:58,134 Your job, Amy, the text, college. 590 00:33:58,167 --> 00:33:59,502 None of this matters. 591 00:33:59,536 --> 00:34:00,371 You feel me? 592 00:34:03,373 --> 00:34:06,610 A wise Samoan once said, Change doesn't begin when 593 00:34:06,643 --> 00:34:09,146 you get a knock on your ass. 594 00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:11,449 It begins when you decide to get on your feet again. 595 00:34:11,481 --> 00:34:13,583 Is that another old proverb? 596 00:34:13,617 --> 00:34:15,352 No. 597 00:34:15,385 --> 00:34:19,590 That's Dwayne the motherfucking Rock Johnson. 598 00:34:19,623 --> 00:34:20,657 See you tomorrow, kid. 599 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:06,369 Oh, great. 600 00:35:06,402 --> 00:35:07,304 Crap. 601 00:35:10,806 --> 00:35:12,542 Voice assistance by... 602 00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:24,921 This is what's considered fun now? 603 00:35:24,954 --> 00:35:26,723 I can do it all night. 604 00:35:30,293 --> 00:35:31,494 Aw. 605 00:35:31,527 --> 00:35:32,762 That is a loose septum. 606 00:35:32,795 --> 00:35:34,731 Gonna have to do better than that. 607 00:35:38,568 --> 00:35:40,170 That is the single grossest thing 608 00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:41,438 I have ever seen in my life. 609 00:35:41,471 --> 00:35:42,706 Where's your wallet? 610 00:35:42,739 --> 00:35:44,875 It's right here. 611 00:35:44,907 --> 00:35:45,875 Yo. 612 00:35:45,909 --> 00:35:47,411 Who the fuck took my wallet? 613 00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:50,781 You got mad skills. 614 00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:52,215 Respect. Yo! 615 00:35:52,248 --> 00:35:53,216 Get the fuck out of my face! 616 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,784 Sit the fuck down. 617 00:35:54,818 --> 00:35:56,487 Chill the fuck out. 618 00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:59,222 Jesus. 619 00:35:59,255 --> 00:36:00,723 What do you guys think of him? 620 00:36:00,757 --> 00:36:02,860 I already like him better than I ever liked you. 621 00:36:02,893 --> 00:36:04,595 Nobody messes with you when he's around. 622 00:36:04,628 --> 00:36:05,596 Look at him. 623 00:36:05,628 --> 00:36:09,400 He's like the bro whisperer. 624 00:36:09,432 --> 00:36:10,333 What? 625 00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:11,569 You look high as fuck. 626 00:36:11,601 --> 00:36:13,203 I wish. 627 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:14,572 Nope. 628 00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:15,806 All Tara. 629 00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,541 Who's Tara? 630 00:36:17,574 --> 00:36:19,677 She's a psycho who lives in the dorm room next to Kat. 631 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:20,844 She has night terrors. 632 00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:22,545 What are night terrors? 633 00:36:22,579 --> 00:36:24,748 It's, like, a condition where you scream 634 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:27,617 and thrash around your sleep, but you're technically, 635 00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:28,952 like, fully asleep. 636 00:36:28,985 --> 00:36:30,853 We call her Night Tara. 637 00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:33,289 No, you call her Night Tara. 638 00:36:33,322 --> 00:36:34,791 Did it hurt? 639 00:36:34,824 --> 00:36:38,528 Yeah, it fucking hurt, but it's tradition, you know. 640 00:36:38,561 --> 00:36:39,496 Look. 641 00:36:39,528 --> 00:36:40,898 I'm at the shop every day. 642 00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:42,365 Come on and see me. I'll hook you up, all right? 643 00:36:42,398 --> 00:36:43,299 Yeah, sweet. 644 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,468 You guys cool? 645 00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:45,402 Yeah. 646 00:36:45,434 --> 00:36:48,005 Shake. 647 00:36:48,038 --> 00:36:50,240 Hug. 648 00:36:50,273 --> 00:36:50,974 Come on. 649 00:36:51,007 --> 00:36:51,875 Get in there. 650 00:36:51,907 --> 00:36:53,409 All right. 651 00:36:53,443 --> 00:36:55,379 Because if I have to come back here again, 652 00:36:55,411 --> 00:36:57,280 I'm going to rip your fucking arms off. 653 00:37:00,684 --> 00:37:01,719 Yo. 654 00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:03,519 How do you do that? 655 00:37:03,552 --> 00:37:04,621 Do what? 656 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,757 Calm those idiots down. 657 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,324 Ah. 658 00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:09,760 Dude's don't want to fight, man. 659 00:37:09,793 --> 00:37:11,394 They want someone to break it up, 660 00:37:11,427 --> 00:37:14,431 so they save face and still look tough, you know? 661 00:37:14,463 --> 00:37:18,369 You're like Yoda. 662 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,804 If Yoda ate Jabba the Hutt. 663 00:37:21,838 --> 00:37:23,740 I'm just good at talking sense into people, you know? 664 00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:25,842 Hey, you should meet Justin's parents. 665 00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:28,278 They're the last two people on Earth who don't know he's gay. 666 00:37:28,311 --> 00:37:30,813 Well, I'm fine with them thinking Kat's my girlfriend. 667 00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:33,951 Even if she is the spawn of the colonizer. 668 00:37:33,983 --> 00:37:35,385 Give me their number. 669 00:37:35,418 --> 00:37:36,819 I'll fucking tell them. I don't care. 670 00:37:36,853 --> 00:37:37,755 Yeah, right. 671 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:38,889 No, really. 672 00:37:38,922 --> 00:37:40,356 I'll tell them for you. 673 00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:41,858 - We're not doing this. - Yeah, we should. 674 00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:43,426 - No, we're not doing this. - It's good for the soul. 675 00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:44,262 Shut the fuck up. 676 00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:48,632 I'm really starving. 677 00:37:48,664 --> 00:37:49,599 You wanna jump off? 678 00:37:49,632 --> 00:37:50,867 Here? 679 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:53,403 There's a around the corner. 680 00:37:53,436 --> 00:37:54,538 Ah, fine. 681 00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:57,641 But I'm never going to eat again. 682 00:37:57,673 --> 00:37:59,076 - Bye, Pineapple. - Later, yo. 683 00:37:59,108 --> 00:37:59,976 Bye. 684 00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,478 See you guys. 685 00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:04,514 Dude, she was a fucking senior virgin, bro. 686 00:38:04,547 --> 00:38:08,718 Dude, after sophomore year, there are no more virgins. 687 00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:10,320 She had to be lying. 688 00:38:10,353 --> 00:38:12,422 Dude, she's super fucking Catholic or some shit. 689 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,757 Convinced some fucking sorry motherfucker 690 00:38:13,789 --> 00:38:15,358 they should wait till marriage. 691 00:38:15,391 --> 00:38:18,561 She traded in God for Todd. 692 00:38:18,594 --> 00:38:20,563 Dude, don't fucking touch me, bro. 693 00:38:20,597 --> 00:38:22,566 Todd forgives, though. 694 00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:24,902 Todd moves in mysterious ways. 695 00:38:24,934 --> 00:38:25,869 Where is she now? 696 00:38:25,902 --> 00:38:26,836 New York? 697 00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:30,039 I don't fucking know, man. 698 00:38:30,072 --> 00:38:31,507 Not on my dick. 699 00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:33,010 It's all too irrelevant to me. 700 00:38:33,043 --> 00:38:34,811 What the hell was her name again? 701 00:38:34,844 --> 00:38:36,946 Jamie. 702 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:39,817 No, wait. 703 00:38:39,849 --> 00:38:41,384 Amy. 704 00:38:41,418 --> 00:38:42,653 Yeah, that's it, dude. 705 00:38:46,056 --> 00:38:47,590 I'm sorry, Bob. You're good. 706 00:38:47,623 --> 00:38:48,458 Fuck you. 707 00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:52,962 See you, Bob. 708 00:38:57,567 --> 00:38:59,135 You're doing all right? 709 00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:01,003 You look whiter than usual. 710 00:39:01,036 --> 00:39:03,706 That guy in there, Todd. 711 00:39:03,739 --> 00:39:05,541 He had sex with Amy. 712 00:39:05,574 --> 00:39:07,110 Amy? 713 00:39:07,143 --> 00:39:08,846 Amy who? 714 00:39:08,878 --> 00:39:09,947 Argh. 715 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:11,115 Amy? 716 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:12,783 Let's fucking go, bus bitch. 717 00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:18,822 Are we going to fucking move or what? 718 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,797 You want to hurt that guy, don't you? 719 00:39:26,829 --> 00:39:27,965 Headbutt him. 720 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:29,633 That's your answer to everything. 721 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,501 Because it works. 722 00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:32,502 Don't worry about his boy. 723 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:34,037 I'll take care of him. 724 00:39:34,070 --> 00:39:35,838 Argh! 725 00:39:35,871 --> 00:39:38,007 At some point, you're going to have to make an actual decision 726 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,510 in your life. 727 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:42,679 Might as well go in there and headbutt Todd. 728 00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:45,615 I don't think you know me well enough to be saying that. 729 00:39:45,648 --> 00:39:48,418 I had you figured out the minute I met you. 730 00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:50,521 Now, get in there and headbutt that smug motherfucker. 731 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:51,389 Move. 732 00:40:07,637 --> 00:40:09,606 The fuck's your problem, bro? 733 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:22,052 Um, there's no open containers on the bus. 734 00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:22,887 Sorry. 735 00:40:46,976 --> 00:40:49,679 What a fucking loser. 736 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:50,514 Finally. 737 00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:01,692 Yo. 738 00:41:01,724 --> 00:41:02,559 You going to eat that? 739 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:10,166 Man, don't you fucking text her. 740 00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:12,969 This guy is just like the complete opposite of me. 741 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:15,239 I don't understand. 742 00:41:15,271 --> 00:41:18,976 I gotta know if they hooked up before or after we broke up, 743 00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:20,543 and that's it. 744 00:41:20,577 --> 00:41:23,213 You think she's out there thinking about you? 745 00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:24,847 She's not. 746 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:29,252 She's probably fucked 10 more guys by now too, man. 747 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:31,521 So how come you never left Kent after all that went down. 748 00:41:31,554 --> 00:41:32,788 Hmm. 749 00:41:32,822 --> 00:41:33,789 Nothing better to do. 750 00:41:33,822 --> 00:41:35,057 That's a stupid answer. 751 00:41:35,090 --> 00:41:35,958 Why? 752 00:41:35,992 --> 00:41:37,594 Why are you here? 753 00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:39,295 Why would you leave a tropical paradise for Ohio? 754 00:41:39,329 --> 00:41:42,266 KIT's got a sick ass nursing school. 755 00:41:42,298 --> 00:41:43,634 Nursing? 756 00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:46,269 Sick ass. 757 00:41:46,302 --> 00:41:48,070 That's awe... that's awesome. 758 00:41:48,103 --> 00:41:50,306 My professors, they told me I was 759 00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:52,843 going to scare the patients. 760 00:41:52,876 --> 00:41:54,211 Whatever. 761 00:41:54,244 --> 00:41:57,047 So you, you dropped out? 762 00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,549 No, I left when my lady got pregnant. 763 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,284 Wait. 764 00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:01,318 You have a kid? 765 00:42:01,351 --> 00:42:04,186 Yeah, man. 766 00:42:04,219 --> 00:42:05,622 She's going to be 11 this month. 767 00:42:08,257 --> 00:42:10,026 I'm just fucking with you. 768 00:42:10,059 --> 00:42:12,028 That's her. 769 00:42:12,061 --> 00:42:13,730 How fucking old are you? 770 00:42:16,298 --> 00:42:18,802 Are you and the mom still, uh, cool or? 771 00:42:18,835 --> 00:42:20,737 Nah. 772 00:42:20,769 --> 00:42:22,639 Katie lives with her up in Cleveland, 773 00:42:22,672 --> 00:42:24,608 but I still support her. 774 00:42:24,641 --> 00:42:28,244 That's why I got the job protecting your bitch ass. 775 00:42:28,277 --> 00:42:31,681 What is, what is, can we, think about... 776 00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:33,617 She's cool with it. 777 00:42:33,650 --> 00:42:35,818 She's used to it, anyways. 778 00:42:35,851 --> 00:42:37,353 Sometimes her classmates make fun of her, 779 00:42:37,387 --> 00:42:38,856 but she's tough like her old man, you know? 780 00:42:41,690 --> 00:42:44,160 I guess you sticking around makes sense, too. 781 00:42:44,193 --> 00:42:46,128 I wouldn't want to leave the carefree college days neither, 782 00:42:46,161 --> 00:42:48,030 you know? 783 00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:49,799 Not really like that. 784 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:53,235 I mean, when everyone else was studying abroad or partying, 785 00:42:53,268 --> 00:42:54,837 I was usually just driving the bus, 786 00:42:54,871 --> 00:42:58,108 or I was with Amy, watching the fucking 787 00:42:58,141 --> 00:43:00,844 "Notebook" or something. 788 00:43:00,876 --> 00:43:03,679 What do you have against Ryan Gosling, yo? 789 00:43:03,713 --> 00:43:04,915 Nothing. 790 00:43:04,947 --> 00:43:05,915 He's fine. 791 00:43:05,949 --> 00:43:07,851 God damn right. 792 00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:10,052 He's super fine. 793 00:43:10,085 --> 00:43:13,222 And sexy. 794 00:43:13,255 --> 00:43:14,924 So why'd you stick around? 795 00:43:18,193 --> 00:43:20,262 You're like a ghost, man. 796 00:43:20,295 --> 00:43:21,797 You're not living in Kent. 797 00:43:21,831 --> 00:43:24,701 You're fucking haunting it. 798 00:43:24,733 --> 00:43:25,902 Look. 799 00:43:25,934 --> 00:43:26,903 What you need is a do-over. 800 00:43:30,206 --> 00:43:33,777 You see those 40s over there, grab two bottles, 801 00:43:33,809 --> 00:43:35,244 and let's dip. 802 00:43:35,277 --> 00:43:37,213 No. 803 00:43:37,246 --> 00:43:40,182 I'm not st... stealing 40s with you. 804 00:43:40,215 --> 00:43:41,717 You want a fucking do-over? 805 00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:43,787 It starts with those two bottles. 806 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:47,758 Grab the two bottles and let's dip. 807 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,126 The guy's right her... right there. 808 00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:51,193 He's sleeping. 809 00:43:51,226 --> 00:43:52,828 He won't even miss it. 810 00:43:52,862 --> 00:43:55,766 Quit being a bitch, grab those 40s, and let's dip. 811 00:44:00,869 --> 00:44:01,704 Go. 812 00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:05,708 OK. 813 00:44:05,742 --> 00:44:06,810 Fine. 814 00:44:06,842 --> 00:44:09,879 Yeah. 815 00:44:22,858 --> 00:44:25,194 Hey, keeping it safe out there, fuck chop? 816 00:44:25,228 --> 00:44:27,197 Yeah, yeah, Fred. 817 00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:29,800 You know it. 818 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,168 Hey, Fred! 819 00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:33,103 Who's the fuck chop now? 820 00:44:52,521 --> 00:44:53,757 No, no, no, no, no no! 821 00:44:53,789 --> 00:44:55,125 Absolutely not! No, no, no, no. 822 00:44:55,157 --> 00:44:56,226 Pineapple, I'm still driving. 823 00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:57,226 Stop. 824 00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:59,262 Stop. 825 00:44:59,295 --> 00:45:00,197 Fuck you! 826 00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:01,731 Fuck you! 827 00:45:36,932 --> 00:45:39,302 Wait, wait. 828 00:45:39,335 --> 00:45:40,871 Why are we doing this again? 829 00:45:40,903 --> 00:45:42,472 Ladies love it. 830 00:45:42,505 --> 00:45:44,074 Here. Swish. 831 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:44,942 Swish with this. 832 00:45:48,811 --> 00:45:50,480 So you took all these photos? 833 00:45:53,983 --> 00:45:56,519 So that's Amy. 834 00:45:56,552 --> 00:45:59,288 Damn, son. 835 00:45:59,322 --> 00:46:01,258 Now I get it. 836 00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:04,094 Come on, man. 837 00:46:04,126 --> 00:46:05,427 Let's do it. Let's do it. 838 00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:06,328 Let's do it. Let's do it now. 839 00:46:06,362 --> 00:46:07,097 - I'm ready. - OK. 840 00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:15,172 So in ancient times, they used to pierce three times 841 00:46:15,204 --> 00:46:17,507 to reach a higher plane of consciousness 842 00:46:17,539 --> 00:46:19,342 and to speak with gods. 843 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:21,344 Is that gonna happen with me? 844 00:46:21,376 --> 00:46:27,116 Fuck if I know, but you'll be an A plus muff diver. 845 00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:28,117 OK. 846 00:46:28,150 --> 00:46:28,985 Stick out your tongue. 847 00:46:32,355 --> 00:46:34,190 Is this gonna hurt? 848 00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:37,460 Not if you hold still, fucker. 849 00:46:37,492 --> 00:46:39,895 Ow. 850 00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:40,831 Ow. 851 00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:42,365 What did I just say? 852 00:46:44,367 --> 00:46:46,369 Stick your tongue out. 853 00:46:46,402 --> 00:46:48,137 Here you go. 854 00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:49,839 OK. 855 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:50,874 One. 856 00:46:50,907 --> 00:46:52,042 Two. 857 00:46:53,009 --> 00:46:54,945 Ahh! 858 00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,282 Ow! 859 00:46:59,315 --> 00:47:00,851 Hey, why are we yelling? 860 00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,219 Oh, nope. 861 00:47:02,251 --> 00:47:03,186 I don't like blood. 862 00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:04,186 No, no, no, no. 863 00:47:04,219 --> 00:47:05,154 No. 864 00:47:05,188 --> 00:47:08,090 What the fuck was that? 865 00:47:08,123 --> 00:47:09,458 Oh, man. 866 00:47:09,492 --> 00:47:11,294 We almost got it. 867 00:47:11,327 --> 00:47:13,096 What? I'm done. 868 00:47:13,128 --> 00:47:14,029 That hurt. 869 00:47:14,063 --> 00:47:14,965 Yo, Ted. 870 00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:15,898 What's up? 871 00:47:15,931 --> 00:47:16,599 Yeah. 872 00:47:16,632 --> 00:47:17,933 We just got here. 873 00:47:17,967 --> 00:47:19,536 Oh, and I got a homie with me. 874 00:47:19,568 --> 00:47:20,469 Yeah. 875 00:47:20,503 --> 00:47:21,972 I'll be right up. 876 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:22,939 Yeah. 877 00:47:22,972 --> 00:47:24,074 He said it was cool, man. 878 00:47:24,106 --> 00:47:25,442 All right. 879 00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:26,375 He know I'm here? 880 00:47:26,409 --> 00:47:27,244 Yeah. 881 00:47:30,947 --> 00:47:32,282 What the fuck was that? 882 00:47:32,315 --> 00:47:33,250 Argh. 883 00:47:33,282 --> 00:47:34,217 College kids. 884 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:37,554 They do this all the time. 885 00:47:37,586 --> 00:47:39,056 Oh, shit. 886 00:47:43,492 --> 00:47:46,028 Pineapple, what the hell is this shit? 887 00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:48,664 Argh. 888 00:47:48,697 --> 00:47:50,067 God damn nerds. 889 00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:56,539 Yeah, it's right here. 890 00:48:00,175 --> 00:48:03,078 Check out her special lot. 891 00:48:03,112 --> 00:48:04,447 God damn it. 892 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,447 Come on. 893 00:48:05,481 --> 00:48:06,416 Jesus. 894 00:48:06,449 --> 00:48:09,351 Son of a b... 895 00:48:09,385 --> 00:48:10,420 Oh, hey. 896 00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:11,454 Come on in. 897 00:48:11,487 --> 00:48:12,456 Just threw in some bagel bites. 898 00:48:19,027 --> 00:48:20,462 So how you been, man? 899 00:48:20,496 --> 00:48:22,331 Pretty much incredible. 900 00:48:22,364 --> 00:48:24,700 Like, making bank nonstop without even really 901 00:48:24,733 --> 00:48:26,936 trying, which is awesome. 902 00:48:26,969 --> 00:48:28,337 How about you, hot topic? 903 00:48:28,371 --> 00:48:32,142 Still, uh, living without regret, or not so much? 904 00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:34,711 What's up with sugar smacks? 905 00:48:34,744 --> 00:48:36,112 Ah, man. 906 00:48:36,144 --> 00:48:37,380 He's cool. He's with me. 907 00:48:37,413 --> 00:48:38,648 If you say so. 908 00:48:38,681 --> 00:48:40,317 I like your, uh, your place. 909 00:48:40,349 --> 00:48:41,217 It's cool. 910 00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:42,152 Yeah. 911 00:48:42,184 --> 00:48:43,353 It's pretty cool. 912 00:48:43,385 --> 00:48:45,255 What do you, um... 913 00:48:45,288 --> 00:48:47,523 what do you do with all this stuff usually? 914 00:48:47,556 --> 00:48:50,326 eBay mostly on the deep web. 915 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,260 Yeah. 916 00:48:51,293 --> 00:48:52,161 You name it. 917 00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:53,163 Devo Ted has got it. 918 00:48:53,195 --> 00:48:54,163 Yeah. 919 00:48:54,197 --> 00:48:55,597 You want illegal fireworks? 920 00:48:55,630 --> 00:48:57,433 I could take down Key Tower with what I'm packing. 921 00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:58,367 Laffy taffy? 922 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,002 Turkey jerky? 923 00:49:00,036 --> 00:49:02,304 I could choke out a bear with what I got up in here. 924 00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:03,506 Energizing body wash? 925 00:49:03,539 --> 00:49:05,475 You won't sleep for weeks, bitch. 926 00:49:08,677 --> 00:49:10,612 What is, what's this thing? 927 00:49:10,646 --> 00:49:12,615 Oh, that is the Flinger. 928 00:49:12,648 --> 00:49:14,451 It's a three-man water balloon launcher. 929 00:49:14,483 --> 00:49:16,119 We used to mount one to the window 930 00:49:16,152 --> 00:49:19,188 and launch canned hams at my mom's boyfriends. 931 00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:20,690 The sound they made when they hit the pavement 932 00:49:20,722 --> 00:49:23,092 was like a Hollywood punch. 933 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,127 No way. 934 00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:25,494 You calling me a liar? 935 00:49:33,769 --> 00:49:35,038 Dime bad, right? 936 00:49:35,070 --> 00:49:38,040 Yeah, man. 937 00:49:38,074 --> 00:49:42,112 What's... what's "Dev-o?" 938 00:49:42,144 --> 00:49:43,679 "Dee-vo." 939 00:49:43,713 --> 00:49:45,448 Devo Ted. 940 00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:48,718 Devo, the seminal art punk band that began one town over. 941 00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:49,753 That... that one. 942 00:49:49,786 --> 00:49:51,054 That's who you're talking about? 943 00:49:51,086 --> 00:49:52,489 Ring a bell? 944 00:49:52,521 --> 00:49:55,357 Oh, oh, I saw the thing with the... the... the flower 945 00:49:55,391 --> 00:49:56,760 pots on their head. 946 00:49:56,793 --> 00:49:57,660 Dude. 947 00:49:57,693 --> 00:49:59,062 I'm sorry. 948 00:49:59,094 --> 00:50:00,696 Devo fans hate it when you only know 949 00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:02,398 them from the "Whip It" video. 950 00:50:02,431 --> 00:50:04,033 I will fucking stab you. 951 00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:05,335 Yo. 952 00:50:05,367 --> 00:50:07,202 Then you can forget about the bagel bites. 953 00:50:07,235 --> 00:50:08,137 Dude. 954 00:50:08,170 --> 00:50:09,239 We're going to bounce. 955 00:50:09,271 --> 00:50:10,472 Thanks, man. 956 00:50:10,505 --> 00:50:12,474 Wait, whoa, whoa, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. 957 00:50:12,507 --> 00:50:15,310 Slow down, Tokyo Drift. 958 00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:16,579 Cop a squat. 959 00:50:16,612 --> 00:50:17,514 Sit a spell. 960 00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:18,681 Oh. 961 00:50:18,713 --> 00:50:19,648 No, thanks. 962 00:50:19,681 --> 00:50:20,682 We've gotta go. 963 00:50:20,715 --> 00:50:21,585 We have an, we have an early. 964 00:50:31,226 --> 00:50:36,766 Not to shit on your generation, but your generation 965 00:50:36,798 --> 00:50:39,302 basically sucks ass. 966 00:50:39,335 --> 00:50:42,172 It's like a bunch of zombies staring at their video games 967 00:50:42,204 --> 00:50:43,405 or into their phones. Hang on. 968 00:50:43,438 --> 00:50:44,440 I got a text message. 969 00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:46,409 I think it's Karen. 970 00:50:46,442 --> 00:50:50,280 We got doodads and widgets of the wing wang. 971 00:50:50,313 --> 00:50:53,083 We've devolved as a species. 972 00:50:53,115 --> 00:50:57,820 That was Devo's whole message, de-evolution. 973 00:50:57,853 --> 00:51:00,189 Their message is more relevant today than ever. 974 00:51:00,222 --> 00:51:01,791 I mean, think about it. 975 00:51:01,824 --> 00:51:03,559 They go out on "Saturday Night Live," and they're just like, 976 00:51:03,592 --> 00:51:05,861 wake the fuck up America. 977 00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:08,331 That was their whole thing. 978 00:51:08,364 --> 00:51:10,300 Freedom of choice. 979 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,601 That's what we got. 980 00:51:11,634 --> 00:51:13,369 I mean, look at this fucker. 981 00:51:13,402 --> 00:51:16,106 Are you kidding me? 982 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:19,742 I just realized your, your hand, your hand tattoos. 983 00:51:19,775 --> 00:51:21,277 That's clever. 984 00:51:21,309 --> 00:51:22,813 The fuck is Celine Dion talking about over here? 985 00:51:25,614 --> 00:51:26,882 You don't? 986 00:51:26,916 --> 00:51:29,219 Are you serious? 987 00:51:29,251 --> 00:51:30,853 What the fuck are you talking about? 988 00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:37,560 Look. 989 00:51:37,592 --> 00:51:38,795 Put your hands together, dude. 990 00:51:38,827 --> 00:51:41,331 Devo Ted. 991 00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:42,331 Devoted. 992 00:51:42,364 --> 00:51:49,805 Holy... Devoted. 993 00:51:49,838 --> 00:51:51,141 How incredible is that? 994 00:51:51,173 --> 00:51:52,574 You've got to see what my knuckles 995 00:51:52,608 --> 00:51:55,778 said, hiding in plain sight. 996 00:51:55,811 --> 00:51:58,780 You don't get stuff like my new friend. 997 00:51:58,813 --> 00:52:01,384 Oh, God. 998 00:52:01,416 --> 00:52:05,487 That's cool. 999 00:52:05,521 --> 00:52:06,356 No idea. 1000 00:52:18,733 --> 00:52:20,269 He's out. 1001 00:52:20,302 --> 00:52:23,239 Let's go. 1002 00:52:23,271 --> 00:52:24,641 Grab it. 1003 00:52:24,673 --> 00:52:26,608 I'll be right back. 1004 00:52:26,641 --> 00:52:28,210 Wait. 1005 00:52:28,244 --> 00:52:30,579 That's his bedroom. 1006 00:52:30,612 --> 00:52:31,947 What, no! 1007 00:52:31,981 --> 00:52:33,416 Pineapple! 1008 00:52:33,449 --> 00:52:36,186 He has a lot of cameras and stuff in here. 1009 00:52:36,219 --> 00:52:36,920 He won't even miss it. 1010 00:52:39,688 --> 00:52:40,489 Jackpot. 1011 00:52:43,259 --> 00:52:43,894 Let's go. 1012 00:52:50,932 --> 00:52:52,367 Hurry up. It's freezing. 1013 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,268 I got it. 1014 00:52:53,302 --> 00:52:54,704 I got it. 1015 00:52:54,737 --> 00:52:57,407 Spiral! 1016 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,208 How loud is this gonna be? 1017 00:53:02,577 --> 00:53:03,547 That's so loud. 1018 00:53:07,016 --> 00:53:09,686 This is awesome. 1019 00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:10,920 Thank you, Devo Ted. 1020 00:53:10,952 --> 00:53:13,590 Thanks, Devo Ted. 1021 00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:14,691 We love you. 1022 00:53:14,724 --> 00:53:16,226 Devo Ted. 1023 00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:17,961 Devo Ted. 1024 00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:20,430 De... 1025 00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:21,364 Hi, ma. 1026 00:53:21,396 --> 00:53:22,599 Hey. 1027 00:53:22,632 --> 00:53:24,800 There's something 1028 00:53:24,833 --> 00:53:26,501 that I want to tell you, right? 1029 00:53:26,534 --> 00:53:32,007 Um, as much as I love you, and I respect your opinions, 1030 00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:35,411 I also know how, judgemental you can be, and... 1031 00:53:35,443 --> 00:53:36,913 God, I don't know how to say this. 1032 00:53:36,945 --> 00:53:38,413 Um, I just... what the fuck? 1033 00:53:38,447 --> 00:53:39,349 Dude. 1034 00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:40,617 Your son's a homo. 1035 00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:41,550 Yeah. 1036 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,385 Homo. 1037 00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:46,521 Oh, you knew? 1038 00:53:46,554 --> 00:53:49,024 Yeah, this is Pineapple. 1039 00:53:49,057 --> 00:53:50,960 Yeah, that's my name. 1040 00:53:50,992 --> 00:53:51,827 Just like the fruit. 1041 00:53:53,862 --> 00:53:54,864 Yeah. 1042 00:53:54,896 --> 00:53:55,831 Justin's gonna be OK, you know? 1043 00:54:09,545 --> 00:54:11,380 What did you say to them? 1044 00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,049 Your parents are rad. 1045 00:54:13,081 --> 00:54:14,817 We got a lunch date next week. 1046 00:54:14,849 --> 00:54:16,518 Well, you have to come out to celebrate with us tonight. 1047 00:54:16,552 --> 00:54:17,954 Oh, yeah. 1048 00:54:17,987 --> 00:54:19,055 It's our friend Eric's birthday, or his roommate's. 1049 00:54:19,088 --> 00:54:20,456 I don't remember. 1050 00:54:20,489 --> 00:54:21,590 Either way, the point is it's a party. 1051 00:54:21,623 --> 00:54:22,924 And this bitch is getting crunk. 1052 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:24,726 Woo. 1053 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,462 Got to work, sorry. 1054 00:54:26,494 --> 00:54:27,797 Oh, you suck. 1055 00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:30,365 Let me know if you guys need a ride later on. 1056 00:54:30,398 --> 00:54:32,301 Go to the party. 1057 00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:33,936 What about the bus? 1058 00:54:33,969 --> 00:54:35,070 - I'll handle the bus. - All right. 1059 00:54:35,103 --> 00:54:35,971 Tick-tock, ladies. 1060 00:54:36,005 --> 00:54:37,539 Go ahead without me. 1061 00:54:37,572 --> 00:54:38,974 - I'll catch up. - OK. 1062 00:54:39,007 --> 00:54:40,475 Bye. 1063 00:54:40,509 --> 00:54:42,778 If Fred finds out, I'm gonna lose my job. 1064 00:54:42,811 --> 00:54:44,614 Who the fuck cares? 1065 00:54:44,646 --> 00:54:45,547 I care. 1066 00:54:45,581 --> 00:54:47,517 Do you? 1067 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:49,818 Do you really care if you lose this lame ass job? 1068 00:54:49,851 --> 00:54:51,019 All right. You know what? 1069 00:54:51,052 --> 00:54:52,020 Actually, I'm going to run. 1070 00:54:52,054 --> 00:54:52,889 I'll see you. 1071 00:54:56,925 --> 00:55:00,395 Bitch. 1072 00:55:00,429 --> 00:55:01,331 Fine. 1073 00:55:04,367 --> 00:55:06,035 You sure you can handle her on your own? 1074 00:55:11,606 --> 00:55:12,509 Kat, wait up. 1075 00:55:22,885 --> 00:55:25,355 So how's your, uh, how's your museum project going? 1076 00:55:25,387 --> 00:55:27,123 It's all right. 1077 00:55:27,155 --> 00:55:29,092 It'll come together, or it won't. 1078 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:30,992 I don't know. 1079 00:55:31,025 --> 00:55:34,096 Either way, I just, I don't wanna think about it. 1080 00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:35,731 Sorry. Am I keeping you up? 1081 00:55:35,764 --> 00:55:36,766 Uh, no. 1082 00:55:36,798 --> 00:55:38,668 No, sorry, uh, Night Tara is. 1083 00:55:38,701 --> 00:55:39,635 Ha. 1084 00:55:39,668 --> 00:55:40,737 She was brutal last night. 1085 00:55:45,007 --> 00:55:46,476 How do you do that? 1086 00:56:13,101 --> 00:56:14,069 Of course. 1087 00:56:14,103 --> 00:56:14,938 Of course. 1088 00:56:21,543 --> 00:56:22,778 Hey, hey. 1089 00:56:22,811 --> 00:56:24,746 Drunk bus. 1090 00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:27,884 Someone get this guy a beer. 1091 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:30,652 Do you know these people? 1092 00:56:30,686 --> 00:56:33,423 Your boyfriend, he saved my life. 1093 00:56:33,456 --> 00:56:37,160 Probably just doing my, my job or whatever. 1094 00:56:37,193 --> 00:56:38,428 Hey, hey. 1095 00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:39,161 You made it. 1096 00:56:39,195 --> 00:56:40,062 Wait. 1097 00:56:40,094 --> 00:56:40,996 Who's driving the bus? 1098 00:57:06,054 --> 00:57:07,556 Drunk bus! 1099 00:57:22,637 --> 00:57:24,606 Great shot, kid. 1100 00:57:24,639 --> 00:57:25,607 One in a million. 1101 00:57:25,641 --> 00:57:26,809 Two people who love Star Wars. 1102 00:57:26,842 --> 00:57:27,844 What are the odds? 1103 00:57:27,876 --> 00:57:29,679 Never tell me the odds. 1104 00:57:29,711 --> 00:57:31,980 Happy birthday... 1105 00:57:32,014 --> 00:57:34,182 I forgot this was a birthday thing. 1106 00:57:34,215 --> 00:57:35,550 Me too. 1107 00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:39,621 Happy birthday to you. 1108 00:57:39,655 --> 00:57:45,194 Happy birthday dear Todd. 1109 00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:51,067 Happy birthday to you. 1110 00:57:51,099 --> 00:57:53,702 You're all the friends I never fucking wanted. 1111 00:57:53,735 --> 00:57:54,636 I mean that. 1112 00:57:54,670 --> 00:57:56,873 Now let's get fucked up! 1113 00:58:20,195 --> 00:58:22,798 What the fuck are you doing here, bus bitch? 1114 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:30,573 Ow! 1115 00:58:30,606 --> 00:58:31,741 Ow! Fuck! 1116 00:58:31,773 --> 00:58:32,674 Ow! 1117 00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:34,309 My fucking nose. 1118 00:58:34,342 --> 00:58:35,545 It hurts so bad. 1119 00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:36,579 Yo. 1120 00:58:36,612 --> 00:58:37,313 What did you do to my boy, Todd? 1121 00:58:37,346 --> 00:58:39,014 My fucking nose. 1122 00:58:39,047 --> 00:58:40,115 My f... Ow! 1123 00:58:40,148 --> 00:58:40,983 Fuck! 1124 00:58:45,788 --> 00:58:47,322 Pick me up. 1125 00:58:47,356 --> 00:58:49,191 Fucking bitch. 1126 00:58:49,224 --> 00:58:50,726 Get me out. 1127 00:58:50,759 --> 00:58:53,829 Get me outta here Take me fucking outta here. 1128 00:58:53,862 --> 00:58:55,764 Get me the fuck outta here. 1129 00:59:29,764 --> 00:59:31,766 How'd you figure out the marquee? 1130 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,704 I've got mad skills, homie. 1131 00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:35,771 Holy shit. 1132 00:59:35,804 --> 00:59:36,939 What happened to your face? 1133 00:59:36,972 --> 00:59:39,775 I ran into Todd with my head. 1134 00:59:39,807 --> 00:59:41,577 Oh, awesome. 1135 00:59:44,246 --> 00:59:47,148 So how was it, killer? 1136 00:59:47,181 --> 00:59:48,850 It fucking hurts. 1137 00:59:48,884 --> 00:59:51,253 It hurts so bad. 1138 00:59:51,286 --> 00:59:52,855 How do you do that? 1139 00:59:52,887 --> 00:59:54,690 You're supposed to use your head, not your face. 1140 00:59:54,722 --> 00:59:55,724 I broke his nose. 1141 00:59:55,757 --> 00:59:56,625 Oh. 1142 00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:57,393 Fuck yeah. 1143 00:59:57,425 --> 00:59:58,960 Ah, come on, dude. 1144 00:59:58,994 --> 01:00:01,931 Fuck chop nothing to fuck with. 1145 01:00:01,963 --> 01:00:05,400 Kat got all freaked out. 1146 01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:06,902 Everyone else got all freaked out. 1147 01:00:06,934 --> 01:00:08,938 It was awful. 1148 01:00:08,971 --> 01:00:10,206 Ah. 1149 01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:12,675 Don't worry about that, man. 1150 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:14,677 At least you'll have a kickass story about that scar. 1151 01:00:20,114 --> 01:00:21,850 You're going to need stitches, homie. 1152 01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:24,186 I'd do it myself, but I ain't got anything on me. 1153 01:00:24,219 --> 01:00:25,954 Hey. 1154 01:00:25,987 --> 01:00:30,158 Totally interrupting, um, I could do you back in my place. 1155 01:00:30,192 --> 01:00:31,092 Uh, sorry. 1156 01:00:33,461 --> 01:00:36,065 I'm a nursing major, so I could stitch 1157 01:00:36,097 --> 01:00:37,766 you up if you want skip the ER. 1158 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,735 No, I'm good, thanks. 1159 01:00:39,768 --> 01:00:41,670 Cool. 1160 01:00:41,704 --> 01:00:43,839 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1161 01:00:43,871 --> 01:00:44,773 Shh. 1162 01:00:44,806 --> 01:00:45,907 Dude. 1163 01:00:45,940 --> 01:00:47,108 I just want this night to be over. 1164 01:00:47,141 --> 01:00:48,143 Do you want to be a virgin forever? 1165 01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:49,045 Shh. 1166 01:00:49,077 --> 01:00:50,211 Come on. 1167 01:00:50,244 --> 01:00:51,713 Shh. 1168 01:00:51,746 --> 01:00:53,014 I don't even know this girl. 1169 01:00:53,047 --> 01:00:54,716 She doesn't really seem like my type either. 1170 01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:57,318 Virgins don't have types. 1171 01:00:57,351 --> 01:01:00,288 Now, listen, you're going to go back with that girl. 1172 01:01:00,322 --> 01:01:03,459 She's going to stitch your face, and then she's 1173 01:01:03,492 --> 01:01:06,896 going to sit on your face. 1174 01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:09,197 And listen, when you're doing it, 1175 01:01:09,231 --> 01:01:10,800 focus on something in the room, all right? 1176 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,768 You don't want to blow your wad too soon. 1177 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,802 Hey. 1178 01:01:13,835 --> 01:01:15,704 Seriously, let me look at that. 1179 01:01:15,737 --> 01:01:16,338 Come here. 1180 01:01:22,411 --> 01:01:23,311 What'd you do? 1181 01:01:26,481 --> 01:01:27,349 See. 1182 01:01:27,382 --> 01:01:29,251 It's not so bad, right? 1183 01:01:29,284 --> 01:01:31,921 Imagine how good I'd be if I didn't have any beers. 1184 01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:32,855 What? 1185 01:01:32,887 --> 01:01:33,788 I'm joking. 1186 01:01:33,822 --> 01:01:35,458 I only had four. 1187 01:01:35,490 --> 01:01:39,394 Oh, right. 1188 01:01:39,427 --> 01:01:42,498 So you like Sister Oblivion? 1189 01:01:42,530 --> 01:01:44,467 Yeah. 1190 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,168 Hank's my fave. 1191 01:01:46,201 --> 01:01:48,369 I used to be into crap like that? 1192 01:01:48,402 --> 01:01:49,838 Yeah? 1193 01:01:49,871 --> 01:01:51,339 Like what? 1194 01:01:51,373 --> 01:01:54,342 Photography, sort of. 1195 01:01:54,376 --> 01:01:55,277 Cool. 1196 01:01:55,309 --> 01:01:56,445 What kind? 1197 01:01:56,478 --> 01:01:59,181 Just Polaroids, but my camera broke. 1198 01:01:59,213 --> 01:02:01,083 I never fixed it. 1199 01:02:01,115 --> 01:02:03,018 Why not? 1200 01:02:03,050 --> 01:02:04,353 Oh. 1201 01:02:04,385 --> 01:02:05,820 I don't know. 1202 01:02:05,853 --> 01:02:06,955 I don't why. 1203 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:08,289 I just didn't feel like doing it... 1204 01:02:08,322 --> 01:02:10,291 Sounds like you're depressed. 1205 01:02:10,324 --> 01:02:11,760 Ow. Ow. 1206 01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:12,193 Oh. Sorry. 1207 01:02:12,226 --> 01:02:14,797 Sorry. 1208 01:02:14,829 --> 01:02:18,099 I don't feel depressed really. 1209 01:02:18,132 --> 01:02:19,400 None? 1210 01:02:19,434 --> 01:02:20,836 Yeah. 1211 01:02:20,869 --> 01:02:21,836 Oh. 1212 01:02:21,869 --> 01:02:23,204 Good? 1213 01:02:23,237 --> 01:02:24,740 All better. 1214 01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:46,795 All right, so I'm on the pill, but I won't be offended 1215 01:02:46,829 --> 01:02:48,230 if you use a condom, OK? 1216 01:02:48,262 --> 01:02:49,766 Oh, um, OK. 1217 01:02:57,438 --> 01:02:58,373 You cold? 1218 01:02:58,407 --> 01:02:59,307 What? 1219 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,509 No. 1220 01:03:00,541 --> 01:03:01,442 Why? 1221 01:03:01,476 --> 01:03:03,979 'Cause you're shaking. 1222 01:03:04,012 --> 01:03:04,914 So good. 1223 01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:05,548 OK. 1224 01:03:17,425 --> 01:03:19,295 Did you just come? 1225 01:03:24,398 --> 01:03:27,068 I, I'm so, I'm, I'm so sorry. 1226 01:03:27,101 --> 01:03:28,403 It's OK. 1227 01:03:28,436 --> 01:03:31,873 Just finger bang me, and we can try again later. 1228 01:03:31,907 --> 01:03:32,975 Oh, OK. 1229 01:03:38,313 --> 01:03:40,015 - Li... like that? - Yeah, but shh. 1230 01:03:40,047 --> 01:03:40,982 Shut up. 1231 01:03:41,016 --> 01:03:41,983 Sorry. 1232 01:03:42,016 --> 01:03:44,953 Shh. 1233 01:04:03,170 --> 01:04:04,505 I want you inside me. 1234 01:04:04,539 --> 01:04:05,441 What? 1235 01:04:08,510 --> 01:04:09,412 Are you OK? 1236 01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:19,454 Remember to focus on something in the room, yo. 1237 01:04:27,061 --> 01:04:30,632 Fornicate this woman. 1238 01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:33,903 She needs you. 1239 01:04:33,936 --> 01:04:36,438 Yeah. 1240 01:04:36,471 --> 01:04:37,373 Yeah. 1241 01:04:37,405 --> 01:04:38,273 This feels great. 1242 01:04:38,306 --> 01:04:39,641 That feels so good. 1243 01:04:39,675 --> 01:04:40,576 Yeah. 1244 01:04:40,608 --> 01:04:41,911 That feels so good. 1245 01:04:41,943 --> 01:04:43,112 Too much. 1246 01:04:43,144 --> 01:04:44,246 Too much, no. 1247 01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:56,125 Are you OK? 1248 01:04:56,157 --> 01:04:57,125 Yeah. 1249 01:04:57,159 --> 01:04:58,027 What? 1250 01:04:58,059 --> 01:05:00,429 Do it just like that. 1251 01:05:00,461 --> 01:05:02,398 Shut up! 1252 01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:05,266 Tell them to fuck off. 1253 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:06,568 Fuck off. 1254 01:05:06,601 --> 01:05:07,436 Yeah. 1255 01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:13,075 Why are you doing this to me? 1256 01:05:13,108 --> 01:05:15,044 Say my name. 1257 01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:16,078 Say my name. 1258 01:05:24,418 --> 01:05:25,554 Tara. 1259 01:05:25,586 --> 01:05:26,554 Shut the fuck up. 1260 01:05:26,588 --> 01:05:28,157 I'm trying to sleep. 1261 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:29,557 Tara? 1262 01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:31,527 She's Night... she's Night... 1263 01:05:31,559 --> 01:05:32,460 Night Tara? 1264 01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:57,353 You're an asshole. 1265 01:06:05,659 --> 01:06:06,627 Sorry. 1266 01:06:06,661 --> 01:06:07,628 Didn't mean to wake you. 1267 01:07:38,519 --> 01:07:39,487 Coming. 1268 01:07:39,521 --> 01:07:40,489 My God. 1269 01:07:40,521 --> 01:07:41,423 I'm sick of this. 1270 01:07:44,492 --> 01:07:45,360 Just you? 1271 01:07:45,393 --> 01:07:46,228 Yeah. 1272 01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:01,576 Dime bag, right? 1273 01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:03,612 The hell happened to your face? 1274 01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:05,514 You don't wanna know. 1275 01:08:05,547 --> 01:08:07,382 Looks like Pineapple's work. 1276 01:08:07,414 --> 01:08:08,349 Yeah. 1277 01:08:08,382 --> 01:08:11,552 Kind of. 1278 01:08:11,585 --> 01:08:15,623 So whose idea was the fireworks? 1279 01:08:15,657 --> 01:08:16,891 Yeah. 1280 01:08:16,925 --> 01:08:19,261 I know about that, you little shit ball. 1281 01:08:19,293 --> 01:08:20,761 It was Pine's idea, wasn't it? 1282 01:08:20,795 --> 01:08:23,532 You can't trust that dude as far as you can throw him. 1283 01:08:23,564 --> 01:08:25,366 He's probably been telling you all sorts of shit 1284 01:08:25,399 --> 01:08:27,402 about Samoa, too. 1285 01:08:27,435 --> 01:08:28,537 What? 1286 01:08:28,569 --> 01:08:31,439 He's from Buffalo. 1287 01:08:31,472 --> 01:08:33,141 I think one of his grandparents might 1288 01:08:33,175 --> 01:08:37,613 have lived in Samoa or New Zealand a million years ago. 1289 01:08:37,645 --> 01:08:38,679 What? 1290 01:08:38,712 --> 01:08:39,648 What are you talking about? 1291 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,449 Ask him. 1292 01:08:41,483 --> 01:08:45,287 He didn't get those tattoos in some ancient island ceremony. 1293 01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:47,588 He got them at Show Us Your Tats. 1294 01:08:47,622 --> 01:08:51,193 It's like the Supercuts of tattoo parlors. 1295 01:08:51,225 --> 01:08:54,195 I don't even think he's seen an ocean up close. 1296 01:08:54,229 --> 01:08:56,765 Wha... no. 1297 01:08:56,797 --> 01:08:58,466 Why would he lie about that? 1298 01:08:58,500 --> 01:08:59,635 Look. 1299 01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:02,170 Everyone's got their reasons, man. 1300 01:09:02,203 --> 01:09:03,938 Looking like he does, he gets to be special. 1301 01:09:03,971 --> 01:09:07,475 He gets to be Pineapple, the punk rock Samoan. 1302 01:09:07,509 --> 01:09:10,578 When deep down inside, he knows he'll always basically 1303 01:09:10,612 --> 01:09:13,748 be Greg, the deadbeat dad, the nursing 1304 01:09:13,782 --> 01:09:16,818 school dropout from Buffalo. 1305 01:09:16,850 --> 01:09:18,353 No. 1306 01:09:18,386 --> 01:09:20,522 He se... he sends money to his kid every week. 1307 01:09:20,555 --> 01:09:24,592 Yeah, and I got a 9-foot dingle dangle. 1308 01:09:24,626 --> 01:09:25,561 Here. 1309 01:09:25,594 --> 01:09:26,828 It's on our mutual friend. 1310 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,605 Well, I'm going to go. 1311 01:09:36,637 --> 01:09:37,672 Uh, whoa, whoa. 1312 01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:38,606 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1313 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,541 Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. 1314 01:09:39,573 --> 01:09:40,576 Ah. 1315 01:09:40,609 --> 01:09:42,945 I can make us some bagel bites. 1316 01:09:42,978 --> 01:09:44,813 Bagel bites sound good? 1317 01:09:44,845 --> 01:09:48,316 It's like a small bagel pizza.. 1318 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:49,818 It's nice. 1319 01:09:49,850 --> 01:09:50,751 All right. 1320 01:09:50,784 --> 01:09:51,653 I thought so. 1321 01:09:51,685 --> 01:09:53,889 That's my guy. 1322 01:09:53,921 --> 01:09:56,557 You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age. 1323 01:09:56,591 --> 01:09:59,328 I didn't always have my shit together. 1324 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,595 Yeah. 1325 01:10:00,628 --> 01:10:02,997 They'll tell you to graduate, get a job, 1326 01:10:03,030 --> 01:10:08,569 marry within or above your socioeconomic bracket. 1327 01:10:08,603 --> 01:10:11,440 Next thing you know, you're saddled with a mortgage, 1328 01:10:11,472 --> 01:10:13,708 and you're passing all this shit your dad laid on to you 1329 01:10:13,742 --> 01:10:16,244 on to your own kid. 1330 01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:17,412 The American dream. 1331 01:10:17,444 --> 01:10:20,282 Just add water. 1332 01:10:20,314 --> 01:10:21,716 Oh, fuck the world. 1333 01:10:30,524 --> 01:10:33,862 So how was it last night? 1334 01:10:33,895 --> 01:10:36,398 Oh, it was great. 1335 01:10:36,430 --> 01:10:38,933 Woke up in the middle of the night with her on top of me. 1336 01:10:38,966 --> 01:10:40,469 One minute we're doing it, the next she's 1337 01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:42,804 scratching and flailing around in my face, 1338 01:10:42,837 --> 01:10:45,340 screaming like a fucking psycho person. 1339 01:10:45,372 --> 01:10:47,475 Freaky deaky. 1340 01:10:47,509 --> 01:10:48,577 Freaky. 1341 01:10:48,609 --> 01:10:49,543 Felony. 1342 01:10:49,577 --> 01:10:50,412 Who's to say? 1343 01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,421 Bob, will you get on the bus? 1344 01:11:00,454 --> 01:11:02,923 It's freezing. 1345 01:11:02,957 --> 01:11:04,426 Damn. 1346 01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:05,860 Dude doesn't give a fuck. 1347 01:11:05,894 --> 01:11:09,530 Bob, will you just get on the bus, please? 1348 01:11:09,564 --> 01:11:11,733 Fuck you. 1349 01:11:11,765 --> 01:11:13,301 You know what? 1350 01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:14,869 Fuck you, Bob. 1351 01:11:14,903 --> 01:11:16,605 I think this is all an act. 1352 01:11:16,637 --> 01:11:17,905 Do you hear me? 1353 01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:20,809 If I'm wrong, tell me different. 1354 01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:21,809 I'm not buying it anymore. 1355 01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:22,711 Dude. 1356 01:11:22,743 --> 01:11:23,944 Lay off. 1357 01:11:23,978 --> 01:11:24,880 Give him a break. 1358 01:11:24,912 --> 01:11:26,414 No. 1359 01:11:26,448 --> 01:11:27,816 You know, I think he's a fucking liar like you. 1360 01:11:27,849 --> 01:11:28,949 What? 1361 01:11:28,983 --> 01:11:30,485 If I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong. 1362 01:11:41,563 --> 01:11:42,431 Fuck you. 1363 01:11:45,899 --> 01:11:46,867 You know what? 1364 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:48,369 I'm done with this guy. 1365 01:12:08,088 --> 01:12:09,957 Yo. 1366 01:12:09,990 --> 01:12:11,926 You going to tell me why you called me a liar or what? 1367 01:12:15,764 --> 01:12:17,532 Give me the phone, Pineapple. 1368 01:12:17,564 --> 01:12:19,433 You're texting Amy? 1369 01:12:19,466 --> 01:12:20,469 Come on. 1370 01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:21,837 Give me my phone now, please. 1371 01:12:21,869 --> 01:12:22,738 No. 1372 01:12:22,770 --> 01:12:25,773 You can't be trusted. 1373 01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:27,943 You want to talk about trust? 1374 01:12:27,975 --> 01:12:29,710 You pressured me to go to that party, 1375 01:12:29,743 --> 01:12:31,579 which was a complete disaster. 1376 01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:33,081 Then you tell me that I need to get laid, 1377 01:12:33,113 --> 01:12:35,149 which is an even bigger disaster. 1378 01:12:35,182 --> 01:12:36,984 I didn't hold a gun to your head. 1379 01:12:37,018 --> 01:12:38,587 God. 1380 01:12:38,619 --> 01:12:40,956 You're just this massive pile of walking bullshit, 1381 01:12:40,988 --> 01:12:43,391 and you tell me to make decisions and do things. 1382 01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:45,427 You don't fucking do anything. 1383 01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,595 You could be saving lives, but you 1384 01:12:46,627 --> 01:12:49,096 just fuck around and get high. 1385 01:12:49,130 --> 01:12:51,666 In Samoa, there's a saying. 1386 01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:55,069 Shut the fuck up. 1387 01:12:55,103 --> 01:12:56,538 - No one cares. - No. 1388 01:12:56,570 --> 01:12:57,372 You're wrong. 1389 01:13:01,443 --> 01:13:03,078 You're not even from Samoa. 1390 01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:04,779 You've never even been there. 1391 01:13:04,813 --> 01:13:07,047 Who told you that? 1392 01:13:07,081 --> 01:13:08,115 Let me guess. 1393 01:13:08,149 --> 01:13:10,852 It was Devo Ted, wasn't it? 1394 01:13:10,885 --> 01:13:12,788 That mother fucker is responsible for... 1395 01:13:12,820 --> 01:13:13,988 Oh. 1396 01:13:14,021 --> 01:13:15,689 What do you know about responsibility? 1397 01:13:15,722 --> 01:13:17,958 Plenty. 1398 01:13:17,992 --> 01:13:19,927 That's not what I heard. 1399 01:13:19,961 --> 01:13:23,164 What'd you hear? 1400 01:13:23,198 --> 01:13:24,900 Just give me my phone. 1401 01:13:24,932 --> 01:13:27,702 Give me my phone, and I'll tell you. 1402 01:13:27,734 --> 01:13:30,572 What'd you hear? 1403 01:13:30,604 --> 01:13:31,505 Yo. 1404 01:13:31,538 --> 01:13:32,541 Dick. 1405 01:13:32,573 --> 01:13:33,808 What'd you hear? 1406 01:13:33,841 --> 01:13:35,576 That you're a fucking deadbeat dad, OK? 1407 01:13:39,814 --> 01:13:41,483 What the hell, man? 1408 01:13:41,515 --> 01:13:48,723 What the... Pine, stop. 1409 01:13:51,693 --> 01:13:54,796 You want to lecture me about responsibility? 1410 01:13:54,828 --> 01:13:58,500 Try working two fucking jobs, living in a shithole 1411 01:13:58,533 --> 01:14:00,101 just so my kid could eat. 1412 01:14:00,134 --> 01:14:04,605 I may not be first generation Samoan, but I love my daughter! 1413 01:14:04,639 --> 01:14:05,440 OK. 1414 01:14:13,614 --> 01:14:14,782 I don't need this. 1415 01:14:48,015 --> 01:14:49,149 Look. 1416 01:14:49,182 --> 01:14:50,051 I know about Todd. 1417 01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,552 Who? 1418 01:14:51,586 --> 01:14:55,023 The guy that you had sex with. 1419 01:14:55,055 --> 01:14:57,192 Is he a Ginger? 1420 01:14:57,225 --> 01:14:58,126 Yes. 1421 01:14:58,158 --> 01:14:59,728 OK. 1422 01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:01,930 So we, we talked once at a party after we broke up, 1423 01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,697 but that was it. 1424 01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:05,800 You seriously think I would lose my virginity to a stranger? 1425 01:15:09,737 --> 01:15:10,639 Look. 1426 01:15:10,671 --> 01:15:13,974 I... I felt so bad. 1427 01:15:14,007 --> 01:15:17,878 I... I feel so bad about what happened with us. 1428 01:15:17,912 --> 01:15:20,115 Michael, I knew you were never going to move to New York. 1429 01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:21,716 You never asked me. 1430 01:15:21,748 --> 01:15:22,650 Come on. 1431 01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:24,753 Be real. 1432 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:26,621 You're terrified of the unknown, and you can't make 1433 01:15:26,654 --> 01:15:28,156 a decision to save your life. 1434 01:15:28,189 --> 01:15:30,225 That's not true. 1435 01:15:30,257 --> 01:15:33,060 Uh, when you texted me back, how long did it 1436 01:15:33,094 --> 01:15:36,765 take you to actually hit send? 1437 01:15:36,797 --> 01:15:39,233 It's who you are, and that's OK. 1438 01:15:39,266 --> 01:15:40,268 You would have hated New York. 1439 01:15:40,301 --> 01:15:42,637 It's not for everyone. 1440 01:15:42,670 --> 01:15:43,771 Not even me. 1441 01:15:43,805 --> 01:15:45,574 I thought you loved it there. 1442 01:15:45,606 --> 01:15:48,009 I did. 1443 01:15:48,042 --> 01:15:54,950 I did, but everyone and everything moves so fast, 1444 01:15:54,983 --> 01:15:56,650 and I missed home. 1445 01:15:56,684 --> 01:15:58,587 And I missed you. 1446 01:16:02,055 --> 01:16:03,924 And I got fired. 1447 01:16:03,957 --> 01:16:04,960 Yeah. 1448 01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:07,162 I didn't want anyone to know. 1449 01:16:07,194 --> 01:16:10,064 It's been a rough couple of months actually. 1450 01:16:10,097 --> 01:16:15,136 So with my tail tucked between my legs, I am moving back. 1451 01:16:18,706 --> 01:16:20,141 So I've got a couple of job leads, 1452 01:16:20,173 --> 01:16:21,376 and my parents are going to float 1453 01:16:21,408 --> 01:16:22,710 me till I get back on my feet. 1454 01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,916 Are you going to make me say it? 1455 01:16:27,948 --> 01:16:30,951 Say what? 1456 01:16:30,984 --> 01:16:36,390 I was hoping we could pick up where we left off. 1457 01:16:36,423 --> 01:16:39,894 Where we left off was you breaking my heart 1458 01:16:39,926 --> 01:16:41,328 and fucking another guy. 1459 01:16:41,362 --> 01:16:45,233 I just said that that wasn't true. 1460 01:16:45,265 --> 01:16:48,168 I'm serious about setting down roots. 1461 01:16:48,202 --> 01:16:50,606 You know, here with you. 1462 01:16:55,076 --> 01:16:57,811 And I've given it a lot of thought, 1463 01:16:57,845 --> 01:17:00,615 and I think we should have sex. 1464 01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:05,686 Not, not like now. 1465 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,421 I know. 1466 01:17:06,453 --> 01:17:07,721 But yeah. 1467 01:17:07,755 --> 01:17:09,757 Soon. 1468 01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:14,095 I can be at the Student Center tomorrow around 11:30. 1469 01:17:14,127 --> 01:17:16,398 If you want some company on the loop. 1470 01:17:16,430 --> 01:17:19,366 I can bring an overnight bag. 1471 01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:21,869 Oh. 1472 01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:26,274 What about, like, the... the... the Lord? 1473 01:17:26,306 --> 01:17:27,207 Oh. 1474 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,342 Yeah. 1475 01:17:28,376 --> 01:17:30,412 I've, I've thought about that too. 1476 01:17:30,444 --> 01:17:34,682 I think He would prefer that we do it than with some strangers. 1477 01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:36,218 Especially, you know, since we're back together. 1478 01:17:39,119 --> 01:17:41,390 Are we back together? 1479 01:18:05,512 --> 01:18:07,849 Hey, you sitting down? 1480 01:18:07,881 --> 01:18:08,750 Yeah. 1481 01:18:08,783 --> 01:18:10,485 I'm driving. 1482 01:18:10,518 --> 01:18:12,886 - I - just got some bad news. 1483 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,855 You're sitting, right? 1484 01:18:14,889 --> 01:18:17,958 Fred, I'm really not in the mood. 1485 01:18:17,992 --> 01:18:19,994 Fuck You Bob. 1486 01:18:20,027 --> 01:18:22,297 He died last night. 1487 01:18:22,329 --> 01:18:24,231 They found the poor guy frozen to death 1488 01:18:24,265 --> 01:18:27,235 like a bearded Popsicle on the side of the road. 1489 01:18:27,268 --> 01:18:30,270 The battery in his wheelchair must've gave out. 1490 01:18:30,304 --> 01:18:32,740 Guy had no family. 1491 01:18:32,774 --> 01:18:35,243 It's a real shame. 1492 01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:36,377 Circle of life, I suppose. 1493 01:18:46,052 --> 01:18:49,157 Everyone, get off the bus. 1494 01:18:49,189 --> 01:18:50,157 Get off the bus now. 1495 01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:51,091 I'm not kidding. 1496 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:53,427 Get off my bus. 1497 01:18:53,461 --> 01:18:54,496 Sorry, yeah. 1498 01:18:54,529 --> 01:18:56,164 Get off the bus. 1499 01:18:56,197 --> 01:18:57,298 This god damn kid. 1500 01:19:01,868 --> 01:19:02,804 Ah! 1501 01:19:02,837 --> 01:19:04,106 Get off the bus! 1502 01:19:07,908 --> 01:19:08,777 What are you? 1503 01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:09,511 A zombie? 1504 01:19:09,543 --> 01:19:12,479 Get off the fucking bus! 1505 01:19:12,512 --> 01:19:14,181 Are you on or off? 1506 01:19:14,215 --> 01:19:18,119 I want to see how this plays out. 1507 01:19:18,152 --> 01:19:18,953 Where are we? 1508 01:19:40,841 --> 01:19:41,509 Damn it! 1509 01:19:44,612 --> 01:19:47,382 Why would I leave him out there like that? 1510 01:19:47,414 --> 01:19:48,884 I'm so stupid. 1511 01:19:53,287 --> 01:19:55,390 Uh, this is all my fault. 1512 01:19:55,422 --> 01:19:58,492 You're giving yourself way too much credit. 1513 01:19:58,525 --> 01:20:00,028 Dude was old as fuck. 1514 01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:01,195 This is not a joke. 1515 01:20:01,229 --> 01:20:02,497 I'm talking about someone's life. 1516 01:20:02,529 --> 01:20:03,398 Yeah. 1517 01:20:03,430 --> 01:20:04,364 It was his choice. 1518 01:20:04,398 --> 01:20:05,600 He decided that. 1519 01:20:05,632 --> 01:20:07,202 Now what the fuck are we doing here? 1520 01:20:11,072 --> 01:20:11,972 I don't know. 1521 01:20:12,006 --> 01:20:14,209 I just... I... 1522 01:20:14,242 --> 01:20:17,512 I know nothing about the guy, and now... 1523 01:20:17,545 --> 01:20:18,846 and now he's dead because of me. 1524 01:20:21,582 --> 01:20:24,018 Look. 1525 01:20:24,051 --> 01:20:28,189 Maybe Fuck You Bob was Fuck You Bob just to get through life. 1526 01:20:28,221 --> 01:20:30,057 You know, some of us lie. 1527 01:20:30,091 --> 01:20:32,994 Some of us say fuck you to everybody. 1528 01:20:33,027 --> 01:20:34,395 Some of us drive around in circles. 1529 01:20:34,427 --> 01:20:35,262 You feel me? 1530 01:20:39,966 --> 01:20:43,003 All right? 1531 01:20:43,037 --> 01:20:43,905 OK. 1532 01:20:43,938 --> 01:20:44,573 Move. 1533 01:21:36,256 --> 01:21:37,591 Yo, dude. 1534 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,426 Come over here. 1535 01:22:02,382 --> 01:22:04,118 Did he do all this from memory? 1536 01:22:15,529 --> 01:22:19,033 Holy shit. 1537 01:22:19,065 --> 01:22:19,733 Yo. 1538 01:22:19,766 --> 01:22:20,601 Check this out. 1539 01:22:39,119 --> 01:22:42,489 Your nipple looks like a ball sack. 1540 01:22:42,523 --> 01:22:45,092 That's accurate. 1541 01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:47,595 Man, Fuck You Bob was one sick puppy. 1542 01:22:47,627 --> 01:22:50,163 He had a name. 1543 01:22:50,197 --> 01:22:52,100 Robert Birch. 1544 01:22:52,132 --> 01:22:55,269 I like Fuck You Bob better. 1545 01:22:55,301 --> 01:22:57,572 Man, I wonder what's going to happen to all of these. 1546 01:22:57,604 --> 01:22:59,439 He had no family, right? 1547 01:22:59,472 --> 01:23:01,242 I don't know. 1548 01:23:01,274 --> 01:23:06,279 I'm guessing the state of the school's going to toss it all. 1549 01:23:06,313 --> 01:23:08,016 Man, fuck that. 1550 01:23:10,751 --> 01:23:11,652 Yeah. 1551 01:23:11,685 --> 01:23:12,553 You know what? 1552 01:23:12,586 --> 01:23:13,488 Fuck that. 1553 01:23:24,765 --> 01:23:26,300 Hey, come here. 1554 01:23:26,332 --> 01:23:27,768 Oh, my God. 1555 01:23:27,801 --> 01:23:30,170 What do you want? 1556 01:23:30,203 --> 01:23:31,104 Just come here. 1557 01:23:31,137 --> 01:23:32,707 We're busy. 1558 01:23:32,739 --> 01:23:33,707 What? 1559 01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:36,210 I said we're fucking busy. 1560 01:23:36,243 --> 01:23:38,112 Doing what? 1561 01:23:38,145 --> 01:23:39,814 What do you want? 1562 01:23:39,846 --> 01:23:42,149 I got to show you something. 1563 01:23:42,182 --> 01:23:44,519 What is it? 1564 01:23:44,551 --> 01:23:46,353 Just ca... can you come here? 1565 01:23:46,386 --> 01:23:47,387 Can you trust me, please? 1566 01:23:47,421 --> 01:23:48,722 Can you do that? 1567 01:23:48,756 --> 01:23:51,426 You're not gonna smash our faces in, are you? 1568 01:23:51,458 --> 01:23:53,360 No. 1569 01:23:53,394 --> 01:23:57,298 I promise I will not smash your faces. 1570 01:23:57,331 --> 01:23:59,167 He shouldn't have to say it. 1571 01:24:03,170 --> 01:24:05,840 All right. 1572 01:24:05,872 --> 01:24:07,341 We got nothing better to do anyway. 1573 01:24:11,345 --> 01:24:14,248 This is... 1574 01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:16,216 It's beautiful. 1575 01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:17,318 Who did this? 1576 01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:18,251 Robert Birch. 1577 01:24:18,284 --> 01:24:19,353 Who? 1578 01:24:19,386 --> 01:24:20,688 Fuck You Bob. 1579 01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:21,755 - He died last night. - Wait. 1580 01:24:21,788 --> 01:24:22,657 Are you serious? 1581 01:24:22,689 --> 01:24:24,391 What? 1582 01:24:24,425 --> 01:24:26,327 We found his place, and we found all of his paintings. 1583 01:24:26,359 --> 01:24:27,795 He wasn't an ass... 1584 01:24:27,828 --> 01:24:31,099 I mean, he was an asshole, but he was an artist too. 1585 01:24:31,131 --> 01:24:32,299 What about you? 1586 01:24:32,332 --> 01:24:33,233 What? 1587 01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:34,269 Are you an asshole? 1588 01:24:37,171 --> 01:24:38,806 Nah. 1589 01:24:38,838 --> 01:24:40,274 I see you more as a douche canoe. 1590 01:24:47,581 --> 01:24:49,449 You know what? 1591 01:24:49,483 --> 01:24:50,318 That's it. 1592 01:25:03,697 --> 01:25:05,166 Fuck chop. 1593 01:25:05,198 --> 01:25:07,268 I'm getting no-show calls up the corn hole. 1594 01:25:07,301 --> 01:25:10,171 You know, if... if... if what I'm hearing turns out to be true. 1595 01:25:10,203 --> 01:25:12,706 You can kiss that $25,000 job goodbye, mister. 1596 01:25:12,739 --> 01:25:13,608 Yeah. 1597 01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:14,541 Relax. 1598 01:25:14,574 --> 01:25:15,475 I'm on the loop. 1599 01:25:15,509 --> 01:25:16,409 Relax? 1600 01:25:16,443 --> 01:25:18,412 You're my protege. 1601 01:25:18,444 --> 01:25:20,881 I've been grooming you to take over one day. 1602 01:25:20,914 --> 01:25:24,719 Ignite your future, like I did. 1603 01:25:24,752 --> 01:25:27,388 You know, it's not so bad. 1604 01:25:27,421 --> 01:25:29,190 What's not that bad? 1605 01:25:29,222 --> 01:25:30,557 This job. 1606 01:25:30,591 --> 01:25:31,692 This town. 1607 01:25:31,725 --> 01:25:33,561 There a lot worse places to end up 1608 01:25:33,594 --> 01:25:35,630 than running the campus bus service at Kent 1609 01:25:35,662 --> 01:25:38,398 Institute of Technology. 1610 01:25:38,431 --> 01:25:40,233 But maybe you're right. 1611 01:25:40,266 --> 01:25:42,302 Maybe I've wasted my life. 1612 01:25:42,336 --> 01:25:44,605 I didn't say that. 1613 01:25:44,637 --> 01:25:46,707 You didn't have to. 1614 01:25:46,739 --> 01:25:48,842 I... I... I read subtext. 1615 01:25:48,876 --> 01:25:51,779 Subtext? 1616 01:25:51,811 --> 01:25:54,681 Truth is. 1617 01:25:54,715 --> 01:25:58,185 I haven't been happy in a long time. 1618 01:25:58,219 --> 01:26:04,192 Sometimes, I just wish I could go to sleep and never wake up. 1619 01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:07,428 Fred, what was that noise? 1620 01:26:07,461 --> 01:26:09,597 You mean the cocked Ruger GP 100 1621 01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:12,833 Revolver aimed at my temple? 1622 01:26:12,865 --> 01:26:16,304 Fred, that's not funny. 1623 01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:18,239 Fuck chop, thanks 1624 01:26:18,271 --> 01:26:20,675 for giving me the courage to do what I'm about to do. 1625 01:26:23,444 --> 01:26:26,614 Tell my family, I... 1626 01:26:26,646 --> 01:26:28,381 I don't know, just... 1627 01:26:28,414 --> 01:26:29,817 Fred. 1628 01:26:29,850 --> 01:26:31,953 Tell them I wasn't all bad. 1629 01:26:31,985 --> 01:26:33,621 - Fred. - Tell them. 1630 01:26:34,587 --> 01:26:36,724 What the fuck? 1631 01:26:36,756 --> 01:26:38,259 What the fuck did you say to him? 1632 01:26:38,292 --> 01:26:39,460 I don't know. 1633 01:26:39,493 --> 01:26:40,528 I didn't, I didn't tell him anything. 1634 01:26:40,560 --> 01:26:42,896 Fuck. 1635 01:26:42,930 --> 01:26:45,300 Gotcha, ya buttholes. 1636 01:26:48,636 --> 01:26:50,771 It was a sound effect on my computer. 1637 01:26:50,804 --> 01:26:51,672 Here. 1638 01:26:51,704 --> 01:26:52,606 Listen. 1639 01:26:55,743 --> 01:26:57,678 I'm embarrassed for you. 1640 01:26:57,711 --> 01:26:58,713 Ugh. 1641 01:26:58,746 --> 01:26:59,713 Falling for that. 1642 01:26:59,747 --> 01:27:01,414 Game's got to respect game. 1643 01:27:01,448 --> 01:27:02,350 Yeah. 1644 01:27:02,382 --> 01:27:03,350 Fuck that guy. 1645 01:27:03,384 --> 01:27:05,819 It was real fucking funny. 1646 01:27:05,853 --> 01:27:06,787 Ah. 1647 01:27:06,819 --> 01:27:08,222 Absolute buttholes. 1648 01:27:10,823 --> 01:27:11,725 Yeah. 1649 01:27:11,759 --> 01:27:12,560 Let's go. 1650 01:27:26,372 --> 01:27:29,309 On my mark. 1651 01:27:29,342 --> 01:27:30,677 Three. 1652 01:27:30,711 --> 01:27:32,280 Two. 1653 01:27:32,313 --> 01:27:32,913 One. 1654 01:27:36,582 --> 01:27:37,484 Good shot. 1655 01:27:40,554 --> 01:27:41,521 Ah. 1656 01:27:41,555 --> 01:27:42,523 Yeah. 1657 01:27:42,555 --> 01:27:45,659 Nice shot. 1658 01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:47,328 The radio, the radio. 1659 01:27:50,396 --> 01:27:51,332 Yeah. 1660 01:27:51,364 --> 01:27:52,733 Fuck you. 1661 01:27:52,765 --> 01:27:54,801 Get the ham. 1662 01:27:54,835 --> 01:27:55,869 That's nasty. 1663 01:27:55,903 --> 01:27:56,936 OK. 1664 01:27:56,970 --> 01:27:57,805 Go. 1665 01:28:10,884 --> 01:28:12,520 Yo, guys. What the fuck? 1666 01:28:12,552 --> 01:28:13,354 My house, man. 1667 01:28:19,859 --> 01:28:20,894 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1668 01:28:20,927 --> 01:28:21,828 What? 1669 01:28:21,862 --> 01:28:23,831 Oh my God. 1670 01:28:23,863 --> 01:28:25,432 Huh? What? 1671 01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:26,400 Where you going? 1672 01:28:26,432 --> 01:28:27,335 Get the fuck out of here. 1673 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:35,809 Hey, hey. 1674 01:28:35,842 --> 01:28:36,976 Whoa, whoa. What's happening? 1675 01:28:37,010 --> 01:28:38,512 What's this? 1676 01:28:38,545 --> 01:28:39,547 Oh, we're pretending to kiss for our friends. 1677 01:28:39,579 --> 01:28:40,613 I think they're rooting for us. 1678 01:28:40,646 --> 01:28:42,917 Oh, hey, look. 1679 01:28:42,949 --> 01:28:44,585 Aw. 1680 01:28:44,618 --> 01:28:45,986 How much longer do you think we have to do this for? 1681 01:28:46,019 --> 01:28:47,822 Um, it's kind of like 10 seconds. 1682 01:28:47,854 --> 01:28:50,056 You sure? 1683 01:28:50,090 --> 01:28:51,926 No, get the fuck away from me. 1684 01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:12,012 I haven't done that much damage since they popped their VP. 1685 01:29:12,045 --> 01:29:13,480 Didn't he cry afterward? 1686 01:29:13,514 --> 01:29:14,414 Yeah. 1687 01:29:14,448 --> 01:29:15,416 He told me he loved me. 1688 01:29:15,448 --> 01:29:16,817 See you guys. 1689 01:29:16,850 --> 01:29:19,453 So if you ever figured out whether or not you're 1690 01:29:19,485 --> 01:29:22,590 an asshole, you should call me. 1691 01:29:25,926 --> 01:29:29,096 Oh, wait. 1692 01:29:29,128 --> 01:29:30,898 I thought you should have this. 1693 01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:34,568 Thanks. 1694 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,069 Will you two fuck already? 1695 01:29:36,103 --> 01:29:37,605 You shut up. 1696 01:29:38,604 --> 01:29:39,406 Oh, shoot. 1697 01:29:44,144 --> 01:29:46,680 That Amy? 1698 01:29:46,712 --> 01:29:47,581 Yeah. 1699 01:29:50,650 --> 01:29:51,885 Well, that's awkward. 1700 01:29:55,988 --> 01:29:57,791 Keep in mind, kid. 1701 01:29:57,824 --> 01:30:01,095 That girl wants to fuck one thing and one thing only. 1702 01:30:01,127 --> 01:30:03,496 It's your head. 1703 01:30:03,529 --> 01:30:05,765 Hey, Pineapple. 1704 01:30:05,798 --> 01:30:07,868 Was that true what you told me at juvie? 1705 01:30:07,900 --> 01:30:11,572 Uh, cracking out because of the repetition? 1706 01:30:11,604 --> 01:30:12,472 Yeah, man. 1707 01:30:12,506 --> 01:30:13,841 It was. 1708 01:30:13,873 --> 01:30:18,746 How'd you learn to, like, live in a time loop? 1709 01:30:18,779 --> 01:30:21,115 I didn't. 1710 01:30:21,148 --> 01:30:23,617 I broke out. 1711 01:30:23,649 --> 01:30:26,786 Really? 1712 01:30:26,819 --> 01:30:31,090 So you're like a fugitive? 1713 01:30:31,123 --> 01:30:33,059 Everyone's a fugitive for something, kid. 1714 01:30:37,029 --> 01:30:39,632 See you tomorrow. 1715 01:30:39,666 --> 01:30:41,869 Don't do anything stupid. 1716 01:30:41,902 --> 01:30:43,604 Or you know what? 1717 01:30:43,636 --> 01:30:44,637 Do something stupid. 1718 01:30:44,671 --> 01:30:45,506 I don't give a fuck. 1719 01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:49,143 I left something up there for you. 1720 01:30:55,748 --> 01:30:56,850 Is it stolen? 1721 01:32:31,677 --> 01:32:34,280 Fucking bus bitch. 1722 01:32:34,314 --> 01:32:36,650 Hey, what's your 20? 1723 01:32:36,682 --> 01:32:40,253 Why aren't you stopping for pick pus? 1724 01:32:40,287 --> 01:32:42,189 Fuck chop! 1725 01:32:42,221 --> 01:32:43,690 Michael! 1726 01:32:43,724 --> 01:32:44,859 What the shit! 1727 01:33:09,048 --> 01:33:11,719 Fuck chop, can you hear me? 1728 01:33:11,752 --> 01:33:15,122 Don't think I won't fire you, Michael. 1729 01:33:15,154 --> 01:33:16,689 Fuck chop! 1730 01:33:16,722 --> 01:33:17,690 The safety... 1731 01:34:33,300 --> 01:34:37,003 Josh, what's your 20? 1732 01:34:37,037 --> 01:34:37,905 Come on. 1733 01:34:37,938 --> 01:34:38,939 Where you at, Josh? 1734 01:34:38,971 --> 01:34:40,206 Are you taking a wiz there, bud. 1735 01:34:44,144 --> 01:34:45,244 Shit! 1736 01:34:45,278 --> 01:34:48,382 Josh where you at? 1737 01:34:48,414 --> 01:34:51,885 Josh! 1738 01:39:55,121 --> 01:39:56,222 Hello. 1739 01:39:56,256 --> 01:39:57,124 Hey, honey. 1740 01:39:57,157 --> 01:39:58,358 Oh hiya, love bug. 1741 01:39:58,390 --> 01:39:59,358 How's work? 1742 01:39:59,391 --> 01:40:01,761 I'm killing it, as per use. 1743 01:40:01,795 --> 01:40:03,230 How was the baby doctor? 1744 01:40:03,262 --> 01:40:04,797 Are you sitting down? 1745 01:40:04,831 --> 01:40:07,134 Of course, I'm sitting. 1746 01:40:07,167 --> 01:40:08,602 What else would I be, uh... 1747 01:40:08,635 --> 01:40:09,735 Have you eaten yet? 1748 01:40:09,769 --> 01:40:11,070 Yeah. 1749 01:40:11,104 --> 01:40:12,672 I, uh, did just eat dinner, but I 1750 01:40:12,704 --> 01:40:14,274 don't see how that's relevant. 1751 01:40:14,306 --> 01:40:18,612 So we're having twins. 1752 01:40:18,645 --> 01:40:19,480 Twins? 1753 01:40:21,780 --> 01:40:22,681 Fred? 1754 01:40:22,715 --> 01:40:23,784 Yeah, yeah. 1755 01:40:23,817 --> 01:40:25,217 Just give me one second, please. 1756 01:40:25,251 --> 01:40:26,386 OK? 1757 01:40:26,418 --> 01:40:28,220 Fuck! 1758 01:40:28,253 --> 01:40:29,122 Fuck! 1759 01:40:30,557 --> 01:40:31,557 1760 01:40:29,154 --> 01:40:30,556 Fuck! 111491

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