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[LINE RINGING]
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MAN: Customer service,
how can I help you?
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PHIL: Yeah. Hi, my name's Phil
and, uh, I'm a filmmaker,
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and I just bought your camera.
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And I think it's broken, to tell
you the truth, 'cause it's...
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MAN: What exactly
is the problem?
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PHIL: Well, there's no picture,
okay, bud?
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It's just...
I'm just seeing black.
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These buttons don't seem to be
doing anything, you know?
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Sir, did you remove
the lens cap?
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Did that fix it?
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Uh, no. Thanks, though,
it's... I'll figure it out.
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Hi. My name's Phil.
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I live here with my wife Daphne.
She's a great gal.
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Daphne's little sister,
Elissa, uh...
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Hot. She's getting married
to this great guy named Jon.
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Jon, man, you're marrying
my wife's sister,
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which makes us, uh, brothers.
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They're doing
a destination wedding.
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That means, you go somewhere
and you get married.
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And they're going to Nicaragua,
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which means
they're going to Nicaragua.
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I thought, "Hey, let's get
a whole mess of cameras,
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send them to, you know,
out to all the friends
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and just have 'em film all
the craziness we get into."
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Put it all together in, like,
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a nice little wedding video
for the guys 'cause...
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DAPHNE: Phil?...they're both special to me.
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That's Daph.
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DAPHNE: Hey!
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Where are you?
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Hey.Hey.
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Hey. How are you?What's going on?
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What's that? A camera?Yes, isn't that cool?
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Where'd you get a camera?
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I got a camera at Best Buy,
where electronics are sold.
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Oh, yeah?Yeah.
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How did the interview go?
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Well, I got a camera.
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So you got the job?
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They're gonna... It's on file.
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Why did you buy
a ton of cameras today?[SIGHS]
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I told you, I wanted to do
a Jon and Elissa video.
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I'm gonna make them
an epic wedding video...
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No, you're not. No, you're not.
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I'm returning these....with the cameras.
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I'm returning them.
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Babe, no, you're not,
'cause I...
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I threw out all the boxes,
and there aren't any receipts.
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Okay, well, I'll sell 'em
on Craigslist, then.
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Baby, don't do that!
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♪ I'm comin' undone before I'm feelin' all the rage ♪
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♪ I'’m lettin' the lions ♪
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♪ Lettin' tigers out
Of the cage aha ♪
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What's up, everyone?
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Jonny and I, we've been boys
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ever since we were roommates
in college.
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You getting married, brother.
I love you.
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Sarah here with
my fantastic boyfriend, Ivan.
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I can't believe you're
actually getting married.
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Have you seen my passport?SARAH: No, I haven't.
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They live
eight blocks away,
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but they have to get married
in Central America.
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PHIL: Baby?
DAPHNE: Yeah?
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PHIL: Who's making
the trip to Nicaragua?Oh.
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Fancy shirt.PHIL: Yeah.
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We're gonna have a good time
this weekend, aren't we?
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Yeah, yeah. Ugh.
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You've got, like, yogurt.
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CAL: Tammy!
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Hey! What's up, dude?CAL: How you doin', mama?
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It's been a long time,
look at you.TAMMY: Give me a hug.
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CAL: It's so good to see you.
Wow.
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I am tearing that ass apart
this weekend.
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♪ My work is done
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♪ Yea my work is done
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[MOUTHING]
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♪ I'’m out of my cave
I'’m into the rain ♪
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♪ I'’m ready to play ♪
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♪ Get off the ropes and off The rails, playin' game uh-huh ♪
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♪ Yea I'’m free ♪
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♪ I need time to kill ♪
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♪ Hey I'’m on a rampage ♪
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♪ I'’m out of the big street I'’ve been diggin that for days ♪
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♪ I'’m lettin'’ the lions ♪
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♪ Lettin' the tigers out Of the cage aha ♪
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♪ '‘Cause I'’m free ♪
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♪ I need time to kill ♪
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♪ Hey I'’m on a rampage ♪
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♪ I wanna work ♪
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♪ What makes me lazy like the Stuff I could be doin'’ for fun ♪
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♪ Hey I don'’t wanna work
Just give me the money ♪
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♪ As if I had a gun on me ♪
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♪ '‘Cause my work is done! ♪
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♪ Yea my work is done
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♪ My work is done
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♪ My work is done
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♪ My work is done
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ELISSA: Okay, it's rolling.
Get out here.
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Oh.
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Yeah, baby. [CHUCKLES]
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Come on.Is that good?
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ELISSA: It's... Yeah.[BOTH LAUGH]
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We're getting married.
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I know.
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Get on the bed.
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Let's turn
the camera off.No.
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Seriously?
You wanna make a sex tape?
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Yeah, babe.
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You're...So cute.
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Sorry. [LAUGHS]
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That was really hard!
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I'm a slut.
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You're a slut.
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You're such
a big slut right now.[LAUGHS]
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I am.
Don't laugh at me.
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I am marrying a slut.You are.
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You ready to meet my oldest
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and best friend
in the whole world?
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MAGGIE: Hell, yeah.[EXCLAIMS]
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MAGGIE: Oh, my God,
it's incredible here.
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[ELISSA MOANING]MAGGIE: Oh, my God.
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MAGGIE: What are you doing?Shh.
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[JON AND ELISSA MOANING]
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It's a wedding!
It's a wedding![SCREAMS]
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Oh, my God!JON: What the f...
Dude!
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We are getting married!
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Are you naked?MAGGIE: Come on, Linc.
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Are you naked?JON: Get the fuck out.
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MAGGIE: Come on.I'm gonna kill you!
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Man, it's good
to see you.Get off!
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JON: Dude, I've got a boner.
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I know. I can feel it.
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I couldn't wait
any longer.
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You fucking sick bastard.[LAUGHS]
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MAGGIE: Hi, Maggie.Hi.
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Hi, I'm sorry
about this.
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I mean, we're used to it
with Linc.
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Wait, what flight
did you get in?
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Oh, we didn't fly.
I drove.
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Down through Texas, crossed
the border at Ciudad Juarez.
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Dude, you drove
to Nicaragua?
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Yeah, been on the road
three weeks.
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[LAUGHS]I didn't have money.
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I didn't have 800 bucks
to spend on a plane ticket.
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I'm not gonna
miss your wedding.I love you, man.
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[ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY]
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Hey!
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Boss!
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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So you and Jon have known
each other a long time, yeah?
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Oh, long time. Since our
tween years, right?
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But you're meeting
these other guys,
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like, for the first time,
like me?
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Like these guys?Ah, there he is!
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What's up? Hi.
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Yeah!What's going on?
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We all know what happens
when this guy's around.
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Yeah, we've ripped it before,
spring breaks, ski trips.
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Shit's gotta get
weird this weekend.
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I want you
on lock, Linc.
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Here's the key,
my man.
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Totally. Yeah, take my key,
too, man.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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JON: Everybody take
a shot.One shot for me.
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I'm getting married tomorrow.MAGGIE: Yes.
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WOMAN: You are.
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[ALL WHOOPING]WOMAN: Yes, Nicaragua.
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The thing about this
group of friends is,
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we were kids together,
you know?
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And now you guys are
the first ones in the group
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to get married.
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That's like a wake-up call.
We're adults now.
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TAMMY: Look at
that hot little boy.
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MAGGIE: I wanna sit
on his face.
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Yup.Maybe.
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We met on the way down
at a bar in Las Cruces.
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Yeah, you got so charming
after the shot of mescal.
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PHIL: So are you,
like, together now?
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Sort of.Yeah, it's
a flexible situation.
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PHIL: Well, I'm a monogamous,
so hands off. [CHUCKLES]
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Okay.
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PHIL: Oh, look at those
pretty Bloom sisters together.
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BOTH: Hi.PHIL: Hey.
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Six blessed years.PHIL: Whoa!
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Six years?
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We've been together
for six years.
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PHIL:
Gee, that's two years longer
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than Jon and Elissa, right?
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They're getting married.
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Thanks for
the observation, Phil.
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DAPHNE: Well, hello,
tiny dancer.
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You liking it, huh?DAPHNE: Let's see. Turn around.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Hold me closer, Cal.
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You look amazing.
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Runner up, Miss Cuba.Oh!
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Gotta love it.
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You have no bulge.
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CAL: This is perfect.
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It's not a vagina, guys.
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IVAN: My man, you know what?
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[WOMEN SCREAM AND LAUGH]
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Whoo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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CAL: Poor Ivan.
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Party!MAN: Oh, my God.
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
Whoo!
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[PHIL COUGHS]Honey, where's your phone?
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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It's in my collar pocket.
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Stupid move.
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PHIL: Well, I didn't do it
on purpose, Daphne.
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IVAN: Jon, seriously,
how did this strange person
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beat me out for best man?
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[SNORTS]
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Really? Really?You never had a chance!
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I had a lunchbox in middle
school with Beavis on it.
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It is a spitting image
of this guy right here.
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CAL: Do it, do it.
Wanna hear it.
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[IMITATES BEAVIS]
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[ALL CACKLING]
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CAL: It's really good.
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Yeah, yeah, it's...
Oh, yeah.
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[GASPS]
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Baby, they're here,
they're here!
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Hey!
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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LINC: Mrs. Carr.
Mrs. Carr?
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Hi.
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Good. Mm.
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Right there.
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Mr. Bloom,
it's amazing, sir!It's gorgeous.
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It's fucking paradise.
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Let's cut the crap,
you guys.
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I know you're nothing
but trouble.
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I know your reputation.
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Whenever you guys are around,
bad things happen.
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I know about Nassau,
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I know about
the motorcycle incident,
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I know about
the fire at Sugarbush.
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LINC: That wasn't our fault.
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I saw the police report, Linc.
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You know,
Elissa's my little princess.
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She's great.
Beautiful girl.Fell from heaven.
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MR. BLOOM: And this wedding's
gonna be perfect.
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And I don't want you jackasses
to do anything to ruin it.
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Mr. Bloom?
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He got nicer.
250
00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,227
JON: We're home, boys.What?
251
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,011
This is what
I'm talking about.
252
00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,100
Feel that breeze?This is crazy stuff.
253
00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,754
That is so...You know what?
Stop it.
254
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,277
No, no.[CHUCKLES] Stop it.
255
00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,192
We are staying here.TAMMY: I know.
256
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,585
Oh, my God.That is just not real.
257
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,852
Can I get a minute, and then
I'll take these upstairs?
258
00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,985
DAPHNE: You forgot one of
the bags down at reception.[PANTS]
259
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:12,813
Thanks for doing that,
baby.
260
00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,728
[CONVERSING IN SPANISH]
261
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:27,915
Guy just tried
to sell me hookers.
262
00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,395
Getting that good stuff,
you know.[CHUCKLES]
263
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,572
Here's to the end
of a long career.[SIGHS]
264
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:33,877
To my man,
Seabiscuit.
265
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,836
IVAN: Oh![ALL LAUGHING]
266
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,968
There were girls in high school
that never knew his real name.
267
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,274
Do not say that
name around Elissa.
268
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,884
Give me that.Oh, okay.
269
00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,886
You really done everything
you've wanted to do?
270
00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,453
JON: Dude, my life now
is so much better.
271
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,585
LINC: Oh.That's bullshit.
272
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:46,977
Did you ever bang twins,
273
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,849
you know? You ever fucked
in a boat?
274
00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:49,893
You ever had
a golden shower?
275
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,939
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
276
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,897
Golden shower?
Some chick peeing on you?
277
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,725
Hey, it's all about having
life experiences, guys.
278
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,075
Yeah, Jon, have you ever
seduced a vagrant?
279
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,252
Do not rob yourself
of life experiences, Jon.
280
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,514
Cal will back me up
on this.
281
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:03,994
I'm sure you could find
plenty of
282
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,823
down-on-their-luck vagrants
in this seaport town.
283
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,520
[CACKLES]Let's just have
a great time.
284
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,435
Fucking Phil.
285
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,437
What? Come on.
286
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,396
He's sweet.Okay.
287
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,877
No, he is
a motherfucking pussy.
288
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,226
Let me tell you
something, guys.
289
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,531
I don't know how I feel
about that.
290
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,576
Let me tell you something.
291
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,621
Okay. What?
292
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,231
He has been faking orgasm.
293
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,754
SARAH: What?
294
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,060
Yeah, he's been faking.Oh, God.
295
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,627
How do you even know
that he's faking it?
296
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,193
Because I checked.
297
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,760
SARAH: Your vagina?No, I didn't check my vagina.
298
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,241
I used a condom, and I checked
in the condom,
299
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,243
and there was no cream
in the Twinkie.
300
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,332
GLORIA: Sounds like you're
not turning him on.
301
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,029
Do you know how to get him
in the mood?
302
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,770
Yeah. I don't need help,
thank you.
303
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,688
IVAN: This is Nica,
baby.
304
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,124
We in Nica, boys.
305
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,517
Let's get crazy!
306
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,607
JON: Come on,
this is sacred territory.
307
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,696
Hello, I'm sorry.Come in.
308
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,655
I'll see you in a bit.CAL: Golden shower,
baby.
309
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,658
Give it a chance.[BOTH CHUCKLING]
310
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,355
[SARAH MOANING]
311
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,183
So, we took this
ski trip to Vermont.
312
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,272
I was in my room about to bang
this hot-ass waitress
313
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,882
that had the biggest fucking
titties you've ever seen.
314
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,058
Ivan comes in
with a fucking camera...[LAUGHS]
315
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,364
...and ruined
the whole damn thing.
316
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,757
Payback's a bitch, bro.
317
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,410
You guys hear that shower?
Right?
318
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,847
Classic Ivan.
All through college
319
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,587
he'd run the shower while he was
having sex with Sarah
320
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,588
so nobody would hear him.
321
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,025
Come. Come.
322
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,461
[WOMAN MOANING] Oh, yeah.
323
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,246
CAL: Oh, shit.JON: What the phooey,
bro.
324
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,944
What the fuck are you doing?
325
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,249
Shut the fuck up.What are you doing?
326
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,468
IVAN: Get the fuck
out of here.
327
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,904
SARAH: Are you
jacking off?
328
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,645
[GUYS LAUGHING]No. What? Are you crazy?
329
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,473
Look, it was just...Guys, get out!
330
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,170
Get out! Get out.Don't touch me.
331
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,389
Get the fuck out.
She touched me.
332
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,999
CAL: Were you
jacking off? Ew!No, I'm not even...
333
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,174
You get out!
334
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,567
PHIL: Can you do it
for the camera?
335
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,612
IVAN: Just get the fuck
out of here.SARAH: What were you doing?
336
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,570
Come on.
337
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,919
Fucking two hands?SARAH: Get out!
338
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,573
[DOOR SLAMS]Did you see that?
339
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,531
[CAL LAUGHING]She just rocked the door frame.
340
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,446
I don't know anybody
that does it two-handed.
341
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,926
Are you fucking
kidding me?
342
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,972
I'm in there all hot
and wet, and hoping
343
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,408
maybe you'll come in after me.
344
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:54,757
IVAN: I didn't know...Instead you're out here
345
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:55,889
watching fucking porn?
346
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,064
It's just porn.
347
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,674
SARAH: Old poon.
You fucking perv.
348
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,850
Okay, you know what?
Let's have sex right now.
349
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,417
SARAH: I'm not gonna have sex
with you right now.
350
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,418
Why not? Let's have sex...
351
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,159
SARAH: No, I don't want
any part of your porn dick.
352
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,595
Makes no difference.
Let's have sex right now.
353
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,336
No, that's disgusting.
No, I don't want it.
354
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,903
You just said...No. No.
355
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,818
You know what?
I will see you fucking later.
356
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,907
[GUYS CACKLING]Fuck you guys!
357
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:14,821
CAL: Ow!
358
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,912
CAL: Man, stand and deliver.
359
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,261
[ALL LAUGH]
360
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,742
Can I just ask something?
Why two-handed?
361
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,091
Really, why?CAL: It's that big?
362
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,441
Why two-- Why like--
I've never seen that.
363
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,442
And standing up?
364
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,140
Let's all laugh it up.
Let's all really enjoy it.
365
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,274
'Cause you are in
for some serious shit.
366
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,145
DAPHNE: Phil,
where are you, baby?
367
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,277
Are you in here?
368
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,237
Hey, baby.Hey.
369
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,763
[DAPHNE GASPS] You're wearing
fancy shirt. Looking nice.
370
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:44,938
Looks pretty good, right?
371
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,200
Yeah.
372
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,419
Hey.
373
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,509
You brought your
Xbox to Nicaragua?
374
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,728
I was just gonna go see
375
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,775
if the guys wanted to have
a quick game before dinner.
376
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,080
Okay.
377
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,560
If that's cool?
378
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,040
Sure. Totally.
That's fine with me.
379
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,258
Cool.
380
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:05,349
DAPHNE: But I was going
to blow you on camera.
381
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,482
[SNORTS]
382
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,918
DAPHNE: I was...Yeah, let's do that.
383
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,268
Never mind. You gotta go play
Xbox with your buddies so...
384
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,444
No, I don't, I don't.
385
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,490
This is... That can wait.DAPHNE: Love you, honey.
386
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,492
Have fun playing Xbox.Daph, come on.
387
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,624
What's up, dudes?
388
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,452
Nice ball cap, Jon.Thank you.
389
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,627
Hey, mates.Yeah, man.
390
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,628
I like yours, too, Isaac.
391
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,240
My name's Ivan.[LAUGHS]
392
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,677
Ivan. I'm sorry.
Do you wanna play Xbox?
393
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,505
Phil, there are no
TVs in the resort.
394
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,899
[ALL LAUGH]
395
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,249
You look so nice!
396
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,729
Sewing it together.
397
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,819
Yes, to the ladies.Yes.
398
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,822
They walked in on us.
399
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,301
Like, right at
the really big part.
400
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,825
The come part.
401
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,130
Daphne! Ew!
402
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,828
That's sick.
403
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:52,005
Can we also raise a glass
to Daphne's husband,
404
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,136
for getting us
these cameras?
405
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,964
Yeah, so...Wait a second.
406
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,792
He had no business buying
those. He doesn't have a job.
407
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,446
Okay, well,
at least he married you
408
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,100
instead of jacking off
while you were in the shower.
409
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,102
I'm fine with that.WOMAN: It's okay, S.
410
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,669
TAMMY: Yeah.I like that idea.
411
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:08,543
So, I just wanna say
that I've known,
412
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,327
you know,
Elissa a long time.
413
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,547
She's my sister-in-law.
Beautiful girl.
414
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,898
I actually was
fortunate enough...
415
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,988
to see her boobs.
416
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:23,732
One time. On, like, a trip.JON: What do you mean?
417
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:27,605
We went to the lake
and I saw her changing.
418
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,999
Might have...
I took a picture with my phone.
419
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,479
And I...
420
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,263
LINC: Don't say this, man.
Don't say...
421
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,091
...I jerk off to your wife.LINC: Don't say that.
422
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,484
[LINC LAUGHING]
423
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,790
Still. I still do this.
424
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,315
[GUITAR PLAYING]
425
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:52,848
[GLASS CLINKING]
426
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,850
JON: Everyone, can I have
your attention, please?
427
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,201
ELISSA: We couldn't get married
without you guys, and...
428
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,378
we're in Nicaragua,
which I don't know
429
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:02,902
if all of you know,
430
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,686
but Jon and I have
been here before,
431
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,297
and it's where we fell in love.
432
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:11,040
Lissy, uh,
you're my younger sister,
433
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:14,130
but, uh, in a lot of ways,
I look up to Lissy
434
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,262
as my older sister.
435
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,004
We all knew that
the reason the boys
436
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,962
downstairs wanted
to be friends with us
437
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,442
was because we were
friends with her.
438
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,967
Jon, I, um...
You grew on me, buddy.
439
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,274
[ALL LAUGH]
440
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,407
I grew up
with three sisters.
441
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,280
And growing up
I always wanted a brother
442
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,283
to run around and get
into trouble with.
443
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,720
You've always been
very supportive of me
444
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,202
and really nice to me,
and it's, uh, you know,
445
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,725
you didn't have to be
that nice to me.
446
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:44,900
There's no denying this guy's
447
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,684
an incredibly handsome man,
right?
448
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,469
I mean, just look
at those little baby blues.
449
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,340
The ladies,
they've always loved him.
450
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,689
Seabiscuit. [VOCALIZING]
451
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,778
CAL: All right, all right,
come on.
452
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,303
And then he met you.
453
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,783
And being around a good,
454
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,872
grounded girl
really did something to him.
455
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,700
I mean, seriously,
it changed him.
456
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,789
You are so much
better because of her.
457
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,314
Last year,
when Ivan got bedbugs
458
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,359
and then came over
to my place,
459
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,753
and promptly gave
my apartment bedbugs as well,
460
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,798
they were generous
enough to have me
461
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,975
on their couch
for about two weeks.
462
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,760
And every morning
Jon would make coffee,
463
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,501
which seemed
like a simple thing,
464
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,417
and then we would all get up
and have breakfast together.
465
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,680
And it wasn't until
the third or fourth day
466
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,335
that I realized that Jon
doesn't drink coffee.
467
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,598
Elissa does.
468
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,992
But every morning,
Jon makes coffee
469
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,689
for Elissa
because he loves her.
470
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,343
[ALL APPLAUD]
471
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,128
[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]
472
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,143
CAL: We're heading
into town, baby.Yeah!
473
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,101
Yeah!
474
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,235
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
475
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,629
[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
476
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:06,982
IVAN: I just wanna...
477
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,245
There you go. I got this.
478
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:11,465
Anybody want a Vicodin?
479
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,032
Yeah.
480
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,816
WOMAN: All right.
Upstairs, upstairs.Yeah.
481
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,339
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
482
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,038
Can we get shots
of tequila?
483
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,175
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
484
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,308
For you, Phil. My man.
485
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,092
Whoo!
486
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,094
One shot here for
my good buddy Isaac.
487
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,356
Come on, dude.
488
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,792
Yeah, leave him alone.
489
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,533
JON: All right, guys,
come on, let's do this.
490
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,013
Yeah, cheers.
491
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,495
Okay, Phil,
no more shots, babe.
492
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,323
You can't handle it.No more.
493
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,802
Phil's part of
the gang now, all right?
494
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,413
We always do two shots
of tequila
495
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:47,588
before we get
the night started.
496
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,545
It's our tradition.
497
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:49,938
Come on, Phil.
498
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,028
Yeah, I'm good.
Man, I'm good.
499
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,464
Cheers.
500
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,205
[ALL WHOOPING]
501
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,467
CAL: Come on, yeah!
502
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,599
No!
503
00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,948
CAL: Yeah!
504
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,645
[ALL CHEER]
505
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,649
That's the guy from
the resort, right?
506
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:06,781
Should go say hi, man.
507
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,739
[CONVERSING IN SPANISH]
508
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,621
Can you tell me
what he's saying?
509
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,104
Okay, I'm not
repeating that.
510
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,672
["GOT IT LIKE THAT" PLAYING]
511
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,500
♪ I got it like that ♪
512
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,415
♪ Get me, get me
Get with that ♪
513
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,156
♪ I got it like that ♪
514
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,984
♪ I got it like that ♪
515
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,855
♪ I got it like that ♪
516
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,380
♪ Get me, get me
Get with that ♪
517
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,948
Damn, I'm so tapping
that ass tonight.
518
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,342
Really? 'Cause I think
she's vibing me.
519
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,170
Dude, I can tell you right now,
she is not vibing you.
520
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,737
Tammy and I have
had this whole thing brewing
521
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,781
since college, bro.
522
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,043
Oh, yeah? You've been
trying since college,
523
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,393
and you never hit that?
524
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,090
This girl's not your typical
piece of ass, bro.
525
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,918
She's fucking mysterious.
Look at her.
526
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,180
The whole time
we've known her,
527
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,486
she's never hooked up
with anyone we knew.
528
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,488
I know. We thought she was
into the ladies.
529
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,186
Yeah, 'cause she has
short hair, like a boy?
530
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,058
Like a hot boy?
531
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,669
Let me show you
how it's done, bro.All right.
532
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,281
♪ Mary and Molly We see we crackin' some polly ♪
533
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,806
♪ You see a lady in red Then maybe tell her to call me ♪
534
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,593
You still haven't sent in your
med school applications?
535
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,377
First off,
I gotta get my MCATs up.
536
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,509
And then I wanna
concentrate on
537
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:23,640
getting some more
enrichment credits
538
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,076
from the University
of Phoenix online.
539
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,253
Dude, I feel like that's
holding up your entire life.
540
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,080
What about Sarah?
541
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,517
You gonna finally
pull the trigger?
542
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,997
That's a big question, my man.
That's running around in here.
543
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,303
You gotta figure
it out, you know.
544
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,870
She's a great girl,
she's not gonna hang around.
545
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,481
How'd you know that Elissa
was the right one?
546
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,309
You know, did it come
to you in a dream?
547
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,615
Did you have
a vision quest?
548
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,966
No, I don't know.
I just...
549
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,275
I asked myself whether
I could imagine my life
550
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,190
without her, you know?
551
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,843
And the answer was clear.
552
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:54,584
That makes sense.
553
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,154
What do you think my answer
to that question would be?
554
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,506
Dude, how the fuck
should I know?
555
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,204
I'm sorry!Honestly, come on!
556
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,249
I need your help, man.You're fucking hopeless.
557
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,468
Yes, I am.
558
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,341
Ah! Looks like Tammy left
her phone behind.
559
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,430
Ivan.What's up?
560
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:15,692
Tammy left her phone behind.
561
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,129
Watch this, Jeff.
562
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,482
Hey.
563
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,666
"What's up hottay?"
564
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,581
What you thinking 'bout?
565
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:39,586
How about a sensual massage?
566
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,328
I want you face down.
567
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:43,894
Lights off.
568
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,548
[LAUGHS]
569
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,507
And bare-assed.
570
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,687
LINC: Oh, my God.
He's so excited.
571
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,341
IVAN: Yes. Yes.
572
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,777
LINC: He's going.
He's on his way.
573
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:57,865
IVAN: He's going?
574
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:58,822
All right. All right.
575
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,043
All right, let's go.
576
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,047
LINC: Look at him go.IVAN: Go my friend.
577
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,875
Go to your date with destiny.
578
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,791
Come on, boy.This is incredible.
579
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,401
You want to bust
in on me, asshole?
580
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:13,968
Give him two minutes,
581
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,491
then we'll round everybody up
and follow him back.
582
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:16,536
Oh.
583
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,451
Shh, shh.
584
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,496
Make sure you keep shooting.
Everything.
585
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,979
SARAH: What's going on?
586
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,808
It is time for you to unlock
your inner mad man, Linc.
587
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,200
I gave you the key, man.
588
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,767
Guys, just don't
break anything.
589
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:31,942
I can promise you,
590
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,336
that we will not
ruin your wedding, Jon.
591
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,252
But things are going
to get very, very rough
592
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,209
for Cal right now.
593
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,778
IVAN: You ready?Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
594
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,612
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
595
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:50,831
[DOOR CREAKS]
596
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:52,789
CAL: Hey, baby.
597
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,704
It's dark, just like you said.
598
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,186
Mm.
599
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,362
I wanna feel those soft hands.
600
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,368
[CROWD LAUGHING]
601
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:09,980
CAL: No oil?
602
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,069
Dirty girl.
603
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:13,897
God, you feel amazing.
604
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,595
[ALL CHUCKLING]
605
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,387
[MOANS]
606
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,869
Yeah, I want that
fucking tongue all over me,
607
00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:30,610
you sexy little bitch.
608
00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:32,351
God, I'm so
fucking huge right now.
609
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,008
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
610
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,365
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
611
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:49,585
JON: Oh, my God.
612
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:52,109
[WHISPERING CONTINUES]
613
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,723
[WOMAN GASPING]
614
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,641
Oh, shit. He's going
to fuck him in the ass?
615
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,556
What's he doing?
616
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,210
[CROWD GASPS]
617
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,522
All right, you know what?
Just, uh, go slow, okay?
618
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,394
He's hosing him down.
619
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,179
No, no. Hold on.
That's way too much.
620
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,137
Linc!
621
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,965
What the fuck? Fuck!
622
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,141
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!Why?
623
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,492
I'm so sorry.What do you have
to gain from that?
624
00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:27,841
[CROWD LAUGHING]
625
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:29,451
CAL: Fuck!
626
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:31,714
LINC: I'm so sorry.
627
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,542
I'm so sorry.
It was Ivan's idea.
628
00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:35,805
IVAN: You are still
pissing right now.
629
00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:37,154
I can't stop.
630
00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:38,634
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
631
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,299
[COUGHS]
632
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,009
[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
633
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,187
IVAN: Oh.
634
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:13,234
[ALL CHEER]
635
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,801
Come here, give me a hug.
636
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,977
It's just a joke. Come on.
637
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:18,152
It was hilarious.
638
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,328
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
639
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:27,814
CAL: Ivan, that motherfucker
is going down.
640
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,119
LINC: What's the plan, man?
641
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,165
Linc, get the fuck
out of here!
642
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,080
LINC: Dude,
it was Ivan's idea.
643
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,473
Yeah, but you did it.
644
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,344
Bro, you pissed on me!
Who the fuck does that?
645
00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,564
Cal, do you know
where your linen closet is?
646
00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:40,304
Phil.
647
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:43,003
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
648
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:51,620
CAL: Look what I got.
649
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,448
[SNICKERING]
650
00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:57,887
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
651
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,891
Ivan. Ivan.
652
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:05,155
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
653
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:12,511
Holy shit.
654
00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:15,252
LINC: Oh, my God.
655
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,128
LINC: Oh, no.
656
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:35,098
I would like to, uh,
say something.
657
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,579
Quickly, if everyone could...[MUSIC STOPS]
658
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:39,712
Could listen for a second.
659
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:42,628
Uh, to my girlfriend,
my beautiful...
660
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,848
girlfriend
of six wonderful years.
661
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:49,025
I want to marry you.
662
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,899
more than anything I've ever
wanted in my entire life.
663
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,075
We haven't talked about this.I'm so sorry.
664
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:56,903
I have not thanked you
665
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,122
every single second
of every single day
666
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,820
for how you change my life.
667
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,473
I have taken you
for granted.
668
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,565
Marry me.
669
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,131
I love you so much.
670
00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:12,135
Yes.Yeah?
671
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,616
Like, yes?
Really yes, though.
672
00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:15,922
SARAH: Yes.Absolutely?
673
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:16,923
Yes.Si.
674
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,533
[ALL CHEER]
675
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,719
Thank you.
676
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:32,286
Thank you so much.
677
00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:36,682
[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
678
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,685
JON: Cal, drown your sorrows.
679
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,604
[ALL CHEER]
680
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,912
[ALL WHOOP]
681
00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:51,131
Hey!
682
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:53,263
You were doing shots,
you were doing shots.
683
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,352
No. No.Yes.
684
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,616
Yeah. Okay.
685
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,966
Guys, is my wife beautiful?ALL: Yeah.
686
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,141
Thank you.
687
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:02,838
Very beautiful.
688
00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:05,145
Okay. No. All right. No.
689
00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:06,494
You need water,
he needs water.
690
00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:08,888
No, I need tattoos?
691
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:10,150
Yeah!
692
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,847
I must get tattoos.
693
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,936
Jon, in college,
I was, like, this close
694
00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:16,069
to getting a huge
cobra tattoo on my chest.
695
00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:17,766
It would have looked
so fucking stupid.
696
00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:20,551
It would look pretty
fucking Phil, right?
697
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,683
JON AND LINC: Yeah!
698
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,772
[WHOOPING CONTINUES]
699
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,866
Hey.Hey, what's up?
700
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,172
How are you?Good. How are you?
701
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,608
I'm good.You?
702
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,957
You're having fun?
703
00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:37,090
I'm having so much fun.
You're so great.
704
00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:38,700
Thank you.I love you.
705
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:40,223
I love you.I love you.
706
00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:42,399
I love you.I can't wait
707
00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:45,315
until we're
brother and sister.Me, too.
708
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:46,403
[SCREAMS]
709
00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:48,188
[COUGHS]
710
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:49,885
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
711
00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:51,408
What the fuck, Phil!
712
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:52,714
I'm sorry.Oh, my God.
713
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:53,889
DAPHNE: Okay, no, Phil...
714
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,238
Stupid!
715
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,023
PHIL: I'm sorry.DAPHNE: Okay.
716
00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:58,764
ELISSA: That's all right.DAPHNE: Phil.
717
00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:02,202
I can feel it. It's, like,
pooling in my bra.
718
00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,204
Okay, I think I need
to go to bed.
719
00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:06,641
You are going to go,
too, right?
720
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,295
I'm going to go
to bed really soon, okay?
721
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:10,993
I love you.I love you, too.
722
00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:13,604
Okay, I'm just going to go
wash my boobs.
723
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,781
Okay.LINC: Elissa.
724
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,434
Don't leave
without saying goodbye.
725
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,219
Oh!
726
00:28:19,828 --> 00:28:21,525
It's so gross.
727
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,571
I'm so happy for you guys.Thank you.
728
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:25,660
I'm so happy. I mean,
you did it. You tamed him.
729
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,444
You tamed the Seabiscuit.
730
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:30,491
Wait, what is Seabiscuit?Oh, my God! You don't know.
731
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:31,797
Seabiscuit, Jon's nick name
in high school.
732
00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,233
What does it mean?
733
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,148
It's like, the horse,
like he's a stallion.
734
00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:37,759
A guy loses his
virginity at age 13.
735
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:38,934
He deserves a nickname.
736
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,370
Thirteen, really?Thirteen.
737
00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:42,329
I'm serious.
It's incredible, right?
738
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:43,678
And I feel like
it's a good thing,
739
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:44,766
'cause he started so young
740
00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,377
and he fucked so much,
he got it all out of his system.
741
00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:48,639
And then he met you.
742
00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:50,772
And, like, everything
in the world changed.
743
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:53,819
Oh. You get some sleep, okay?
744
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:04,003
Jon-Jon.
745
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,614
Come on, man. We're back
together one last time.
746
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:07,920
It's a dream team.
You owe us it.
747
00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:09,965
Okay, one shot.Yeah!
748
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:12,489
WOMAN: Yeah!
749
00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:15,144
[ALL CHEER, WHOOP]
750
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:18,582
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
751
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:33,336
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
752
00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:38,037
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
753
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:46,741
[SLOW GUITAR PLAYING]
754
00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:56,272
LINC: What's up, dude?
755
00:29:58,622 --> 00:29:59,841
[BOTTLE CLATTERS]
756
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,540
Jon! God, you're...
757
00:30:04,063 --> 00:30:07,414
[BLUES MUSIC PLAYING]
758
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:17,990
LINC: How handsome are you?
759
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:21,080
Uh-oh.
760
00:30:21,297 --> 00:30:22,821
Oh.
761
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:25,214
[SCATTING]
762
00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,833
Oh! Whoops.[LINC LAUGHING]
763
00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:36,530
Look, you're ready
to get married, right now?
764
00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:38,184
I think I'm gonna go down
into the village
765
00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:40,186
and try to see if I can find
like a medicine man
766
00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:41,187
or a shaman or something.
767
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:42,797
Come back up here and see
if we can just
768
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,103
make things official.You fucking idiot.
769
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,409
She loves me. She loves me.
770
00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:47,758
TAMMY: It's beautiful.
771
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,325
[LAUGHS]
772
00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:51,284
I don't believe you,
but thank you.
773
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:53,590
TAMMY: So, how long do you think
he's been planning to ask you?
774
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,244
I don't know.
I'm just in shock.
775
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:56,811
You know? I just, like,
stared at him all night,
776
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:57,856
I couldn't even sleep.
777
00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,162
LINC: Jon-Jon, wake up.
778
00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:01,685
Oh, Jonny boy,
779
00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:03,687
good morning, sunshine.CAL: Let's go,
Jonny boy. Big day.
780
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:06,125
Jonny boy.
781
00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,431
LINC: You're okay?
You're okay.
782
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:09,780
IVAN: Oh, shit.
783
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,391
LINC: Oh!
784
00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:12,783
Get up my man.CAL: Man.
785
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,873
This is gonna be
a great wedding.
786
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,788
TAMMY: And look who it is.
787
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:20,008
SARAH: Girl, come here.
788
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,010
TAMMY: Good morning.
789
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:24,056
Beautiful bride, yeah!
790
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:26,406
CAL: What the fuck?
791
00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:31,890
Phil?
792
00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,023
[VOCALIZING]
793
00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:39,288
PHIL: Stop it.
794
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:41,377
CAL: Come here, Phil. [LAUGHS]
795
00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:47,818
Wake up.
796
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:49,298
[LAUGHS]
797
00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,866
Jeez, man.
798
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,259
This is the worst day
of my life.
799
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:55,957
Jon, get up!
800
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,959
JON: Oh, dude, come on.
801
00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:01,658
What's that man?Hello.
802
00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,660
Yo, what is that?
Is that a scrape?
803
00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:05,575
It's probably just
a scratch or something.
804
00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,099
Stop staring at my dick.
805
00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:09,101
That's a bite mark.
806
00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:11,103
It's not a bite mark.
807
00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:12,887
Listen Jon, I know
a bite mark when I see it.
808
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:14,367
Okay? I've studied this shit.
809
00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:16,717
They are tooth marks,
there is no doubt about that.
810
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,240
All right?
811
00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:19,850
You had a human
mouth on your penis.
812
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,156
You had a blow job
last night.
813
00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:24,203
Shit.
814
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,031
CAL: You think Elissa
did it?
815
00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,294
IVAN: I was in the casita
all night. Elissa never left.
816
00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:29,295
Really?
817
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:30,861
LINC: Holy shit.
818
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:33,386
I slept very well.Yes, you did.
819
00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:35,257
I'm getting married today.You are.
820
00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:36,563
I feel amazing.
821
00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:38,782
You look beautiful.This place is magical.
822
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:40,523
CAL: Seriously.LINC: Who sucked your dick?
823
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,003
I don't know.
I can't remember.
824
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:43,396
I could never do
that to my fiancé.
825
00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,224
Shut the fuck up.What?
826
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:47,878
Asshole.Just saying,
it's a sacred commitment.
827
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:49,141
Oh, man.
828
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:50,359
Uh-oh.
829
00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:52,231
Look who just arrived.
830
00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:53,623
Yeah, man.
831
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,669
You got drunk
and slept in that bathroom.
832
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,237
Who does that, man?Phil does, baby.
833
00:32:58,324 --> 00:32:59,325
You do.
834
00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:01,849
Jon, you got a blow job?
835
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,591
This is nuts, you guys.[LINC CHUCKLES]
836
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,201
All right, I'm out of here.Party down, Phil.
837
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:07,942
I got to go.Yeah.
838
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,205
See the old ball and chain.
Get ready for the wedding.
839
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:11,990
Phil. Phil. Phil?What's up, man?
840
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,079
You know you can't
tell Daphne about this, right?
841
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,516
Dude, you can count
on me, man.
842
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,126
I'm going to be
your brother-in-law.
843
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,172
It's going in
the Bank of Phil,
844
00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:23,523
filed under "B" for Bros.
845
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,482
ELISSA: I feel like
I'm dreaming. I don't know.
846
00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:29,398
Oh, Ivan, just posted
something to our video blog.
847
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:30,878
I bet it's like
a little wedding message
848
00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:32,358
from the boys.[ALL GASP]
849
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,143
LINC: Jonny boy. Good morning, sunshine.
850
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:36,971
CAL: Hey, wake up, it's your wedding day.
851
00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:39,930
Is he puking?
852
00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:41,410
SARAH: Let's turn that off.
853
00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:42,759
LINC: Wake up!
854
00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:45,153
[LAUGHS]
855
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,720
JON: This is the worst day of my life.
856
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,374
Wait, what happened?
Turn it back on.
857
00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:50,767
SARAH: It says "File not found."
858
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:53,379
Worst day of his life?
Did you hear that?
859
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,208
What kind of night
did he have? What...
860
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,601
Um, it's... I'm sure it's fine.
861
00:33:58,775 --> 00:33:59,820
TAMMY: Yeah, it's fine.It's fine.
862
00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:01,169
TAMMY: It's no big deal.
They were just
863
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,170
drinking a little.
864
00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:03,693
IVAN: I'm an idiot.
865
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,217
I uploaded it by mistake.
866
00:34:05,304 --> 00:34:06,522
I don't need this, buddy.
Okay?
867
00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:07,567
IVAN: Don't worry,
I deleted it.
868
00:34:07,697 --> 00:34:09,395
PHIL: Let me just get this.
Whoa!
869
00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:11,092
Rice thing worked.
870
00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:13,225
[CELL PHONE RINGING]Uh.
871
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,836
Speak of the she-devil.
Hey, Daph-Daph.
872
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:16,924
DAPHNE: Hello, what are you doing?
873
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,404
PHIL:
Just hanging with the dudes.
874
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,146
Nothing. Nothing is wrong
or anything.Put it down.
875
00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:23,496
Babe, I'm not hiding anything.Put down, mate.
876
00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,672
Babe, what do you think
I'm hiding?Shut up.
877
00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:27,761
Phil.There's nothing-- Nothing bad
happened last night--
878
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:29,676
Hey, Daphne?
879
00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:31,721
Phil's a little
embarrassed about his...
880
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,854
His shirt got
ruined last night.
881
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,116
DAPHNE: Yeah?Yeah, fancy shirt.
882
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:37,162
DAPHNE: What?He completely destroyed.
883
00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:38,815
So, we have a lot of
getting ready to do,
884
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,165
we'll see you
at the ceremony.
885
00:34:40,252 --> 00:34:41,601
Is it ruined?LINC: Yeah.
886
00:34:41,731 --> 00:34:42,863
It's just some stains.
887
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,125
Just have to run it
to the drycleaners.
888
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:45,213
Fancy shirt will be fine.
889
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:46,910
There's a big stain
right on the back. Yeah.
890
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:48,477
Right-- What?
891
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,523
There.What the heck, man?
892
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:54,831
What the heck?
893
00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:59,140
Now, she thinks that's what
you're lying about, man.
894
00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:00,837
Look what you did
to fancy shirt!
895
00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:02,622
SARAH: Are you okay, Daphne?
896
00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:04,319
I just...
I really loved fancy shirt.
897
00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,452
He has changed a lot
in the last few years.
898
00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:08,541
But the second he gets with
those guys, it's like...
899
00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:10,238
I mean, he just needed
to meet you.
900
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:12,022
This good girl.ELISSA: Sarah, no.
901
00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:14,460
I'm not always a good girl.
902
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,202
Why did he and his friends
get to have all the fun?
903
00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:19,508
I mean, no one even asked me.
I would have stayed out.
904
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:22,772
I would have
gotten so smashed.
905
00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:24,992
I mean, I didn't even let guys
throw me a bachelorette party.
906
00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:27,560
Now I'm getting married.
907
00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:28,865
TAMMY: So, let's do it.
908
00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:30,389
Let's have a bachelorette party,
right now.
909
00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,173
Yes. Yes.
910
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,827
TAMMY: Yes.That's exactly what
we are going to do.
911
00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:35,916
I'm getting
married in five hours.
912
00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:37,787
We can't let those jackasses
have all the fun.
913
00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:39,224
Yeah, let's have some fun.
914
00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:40,747
I got some fruit
salad back in my casita.
915
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,183
Yeah, or alcohol.
916
00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:44,054
TAMMY: Oh, I have an idea.
917
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,708
JON: I mean,
what if she finds out?
918
00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:47,145
LINC: How could she
ever find out, man?
919
00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:49,103
JON: I don't know.LINC: Stop worrying.
920
00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,626
We are fine.
Let's go put on suits.
921
00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:52,150
IVAN: Phil?
922
00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:54,761
LINC: What's up, man?
923
00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:56,502
JON: Phil,
what are you doing?
924
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:57,981
What's going on?
925
00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:00,245
Uh, you were being
really funny last night.
926
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:02,029
You were drunk,
it was like great,
927
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:04,162
classic wedding
material kind of stuff.
928
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:05,163
It was...
929
00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:06,642
I thought it would be good
to get
930
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:07,948
hidden camera stuff, so I...
931
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,211
I set up a camera
right here.
932
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,647
You left it running?Holy shit.
933
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:13,388
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
934
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,999
I'm going to talk
to security.
935
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,611
'Cause that's...
That's theft.
936
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:20,352
Are you kidding me?
For real?
937
00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:26,575
So, some girl blew me,
swiped Phil's camera,
938
00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:28,011
and now she is gonna
show it to everyone.
939
00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:29,404
I'm fucked.
940
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,102
We've been filming this?
All of this? Turn it off.
941
00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,974
Ivan, turn it off! Okay?
942
00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,280
Let's not be hasty,
though, Jon.Jesus!
943
00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:37,238
Delete everything
from this morning, please.
944
00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:38,500
I don't like
hearing that, though,
945
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,676
because this is
some good back--
946
00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:42,548
You might want this later.
That's all I'm...
947
00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:44,071
That's all I'm saying.Will I?
948
00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:46,029
Really?
Will I want this later?
949
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,205
CAL: Shut the fuck up.
950
00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:48,989
No, I don't think so.
Sit down.Shut the fuck up.
951
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:50,251
Turn it off.LINC: Turn off the camera.
952
00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:51,339
Ripped Phil's shirt.
953
00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:52,384
I got final cut, man.
954
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:53,733
IVAN: Shut this thing off.
955
00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:56,170
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
956
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:58,216
For room-- What room are we?
957
00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:01,219
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
958
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:02,698
Hey, come up
in four right now.
959
00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:04,047
You have basically handed over
960
00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:05,875
your entire relationship
to this girl.
961
00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:06,876
Do you understand that?
962
00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:08,487
She's driving
the whole thing.
963
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,402
You're just in the back seat
riding like a little bitch.
964
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,447
Phil, you don't want
to be a little bitch. Do you?
965
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:15,015
No, I don't want
to be a little bitch.
966
00:37:15,102 --> 00:37:16,190
IVAN: You're a whipped man,
Phil.
967
00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:17,757
Okay, so what do I do?
968
00:37:17,974 --> 00:37:20,194
CAL: Okay, what's something
that she hates about herself?
969
00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,152
[EXHALES]
970
00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:24,329
She thinks her arms
are too fat.
971
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:27,201
Okay. Next time
she starts giving you shit,
972
00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,986
you're gonna look at her in the
face and you are going to say,
973
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,206
"Hey, you've put on
some weight.
974
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:34,643
And Phil the man,
he doesn't like that shit."
975
00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:36,906
You just want me
to start a fight with her?
976
00:37:37,037 --> 00:37:38,256
CAL: Exactly.
977
00:37:38,386 --> 00:37:40,388
See, this way, if you start
fighting with her,
978
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,085
she'll forget the fact
that you were lying.
979
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:43,783
Then we're just, like,
yelling at each other.
980
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:44,958
Come on dude, toughen up.
981
00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:46,351
You need to seriously
get it together.
982
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:51,138
I do have it together, man.
You should...
983
00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:52,792
look at yourself
in the mirror.
984
00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:55,229
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
985
00:37:55,621 --> 00:37:57,927
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
986
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,283
Let's have some fruit salad.
987
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,853
[INDISTINCT CONVERSTATION]
988
00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:32,527
Now don't be shy.
989
00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:34,486
Don't be shy.
990
00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:35,922
Guys, you got me shots?
991
00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:38,533
It's getting
crazy in the house.
992
00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:40,187
Just you wait.
993
00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:46,585
Hi.Hi.
994
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,238
What's happening?
995
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:50,763
Oh, my God.
996
00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:52,547
Are you serious?Yes.
997
00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:54,680
You said you wanted
a bachelorette party!
998
00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:56,508
[ALL CHEER]
999
00:38:56,812 --> 00:38:58,205
ELISSA: Wait,
isn't he the busboy?
1000
00:38:58,292 --> 00:38:59,946
TAMMY: Not today, he's not.
1001
00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:03,079
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
1002
00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:10,522
Yeah!
1003
00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:13,916
Yes!
1004
00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,091
[SCREAMS]
1005
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,446
Yeah.
1006
00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:23,709
[ALL CHEER]
1007
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:31,369
["CAN'T COME DOWN" PLAYING]
1008
00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:37,810
♪ I can't come down
1009
00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:41,596
♪ I can't come down ♪
1010
00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:45,383
♪ I can't come down ♪
1011
00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:47,820
♪ I can't come down... ♪
1012
00:39:50,736 --> 00:39:52,390
[SCREAMING]
1013
00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:57,351
♪ So what? I'm extra flirty These dudes are nerdy ♪
1014
00:39:57,612 --> 00:40:01,355
[INDISTINCT]
1015
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,359
♪ I can't come down
1016
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:08,667
♪ I can't come down ♪
1017
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,234
WOMAN: Yeah!
1018
00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:16,109
♪ I can't come down
1019
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:18,416
[GRUNTS]
1020
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:21,027
Ew!
1021
00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:22,289
Oh, my God!
1022
00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:23,333
[MUSIC STOPS]ELISSA: Ew!
1023
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,422
[ALL GASP]
1024
00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:28,774
I came.
1025
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:30,863
I came everywhere.
1026
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,778
Yeah!Yeah!
1027
00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:34,823
Ew! [LAUGHS]
1028
00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:37,130
[ALL CHEER]
1029
00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:40,002
[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
1030
00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,488
IVAN: Give me
your excited strut.
1031
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,622
That's horrible.I'm just excited, guys.
1032
00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:52,319
CAL: To Jonny.LINC: To Jon, boy.
1033
00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:54,234
CAL: Jon-o-lis. Yeah!
1034
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,627
You guys can have
my leftovers tonight.
1035
00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:56,976
Thank you, thank you.How about that?
1036
00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:58,717
I have to work so hard,
this guy gets it all.
1037
00:40:58,804 --> 00:40:59,805
Yeah.LINC: Go, go, go.
1038
00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:01,067
CAL: Jonny boy.
1039
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:02,851
What if this girl already
showed somebody the video?
1040
00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,071
CAL: That's not an option,
we would have found out by now.
1041
00:41:05,898 --> 00:41:07,726
I just think I should probably
tell Elissa before she sees it.
1042
00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:09,379
CAL: No.I think that's
the only move, Jon.
1043
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,164
I can never keep something
like that from my fiancé.
1044
00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:13,209
What the fuck
are you saying? Shut up.
1045
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,124
It was a fake
engagement ring, dude.Guys, guys.
1046
00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:16,865
Guys, guys, guys,
this was our bad.
1047
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,084
We're gonna make
it right, okay?
1048
00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:19,259
We're gonna find out
who did it.
1049
00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:20,478
We're gonna keep it
under wraps.
1050
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:21,914
CAL: Yeah.We're gonna muzzle
this dick-sucker.
1051
00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:24,873
Wow. Come on.
1052
00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:30,488
Hey, guys,
last night got crazy, right?
1053
00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:33,055
Did it get crazy for you?
'Cause it got crazy for me.
1054
00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:34,970
It was like I couldn't
even control myself.
1055
00:41:35,971 --> 00:41:36,842
Did you get like that?
1056
00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:38,408
Some beautiful women
like yourselves,
1057
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:39,627
you just went to bed early?
1058
00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:41,063
I'm not buying that shit.
1059
00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:42,543
Hi. Love your dress.
1060
00:41:42,674 --> 00:41:44,023
Do you mind if I look
at your teeth?
1061
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:45,024
Gorgeous teeth.
1062
00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:46,591
Well, thank you.Can I see them for a sec?
1063
00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:48,418
Can I just look at your
goddamn teeth for a second?
1064
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,855
All right.I think I hooked
up with someone.
1065
00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,683
I don't even remember.
Did you hook up with anybody?
1066
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,119
You didn't spend time
on your knees last night?
1067
00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:54,555
Could I offer you a taste
1068
00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:56,514
of one of the most
beautiful fruits on earth,
1069
00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:57,732
found here in Nicaragua?
1070
00:41:58,211 --> 00:41:59,299
It's juicy this time of year.
1071
00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:00,866
Okay.
1072
00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:03,521
Oh.
1073
00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,218
All right, open.
1074
00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:08,134
Open. Open up there.
1075
00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:09,831
Okay, thank you.
1076
00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:11,441
Dude, what the hell
was that?
1077
00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:13,443
This is Cheryl's bite mark.
1078
00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:15,663
And this is Jon's penis.
1079
00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:17,317
Oh, dude, come on!
1080
00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,362
It's a cool dick.Yeah.
1081
00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:21,756
As you can see, the spread
just does not match.
1082
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:23,976
Cheryl has been vindicated
by the evidence.
1083
00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:26,892
What about Linc's girl?LINC: No, she was with me
all night.
1084
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,763
You told me
you were blacked out.
1085
00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:31,113
Come on.LINC: Guys.
1086
00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:32,593
Quick question for you.
1087
00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:33,942
Have you tried
the tropical fruit down here?
1088
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,944
It is divine.Knock it off, dude.
1089
00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:37,076
I need her bite mark,
goddamn it.
1090
00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:38,338
What is going on?
1091
00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:39,731
It's kind of a long story.
1092
00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:41,471
We think someone might have
blown Jon last night.
1093
00:42:43,691 --> 00:42:44,953
Do you know something?
1094
00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:46,172
No, nothing.
1095
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:47,390
LINC: Maggie.
1096
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,828
CAL: Did you just see
her face? It's totally her.
1097
00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:52,570
It's not her, okay?
I know her, she's not like that.
1098
00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,746
You told me that
she fellated you
1099
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,095
ten minutes after you met her.
1100
00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:57,400
It's different.Yeah.
1101
00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:59,489
We had an emotional connection.
1102
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:00,839
JON: Hey, you guys.
1103
00:43:00,926 --> 00:43:02,580
Dude, get down.
Jon's coming.
1104
00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:03,929
I'm freaking out.
1105
00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,626
I'm about to get married, okay.
1106
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,454
I can't hide this from her.
I have to tell her.
1107
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:09,195
LINC: No, no, no, dude,
dude, dude. Dude, listen to me.
1108
00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:10,718
I know you want to do
the right thing here,
1109
00:43:10,805 --> 00:43:11,763
but you tell her right now,
1110
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:12,807
you're just gonna ruin
her wedding.
1111
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,679
Seriously, it's the most
selfish thing you can do.
1112
00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:15,636
Fuck.
1113
00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:17,595
I'm such an asshole.
1114
00:43:19,727 --> 00:43:20,902
That's a surprising
bit of wisdom
1115
00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:23,252
from a man who 12 hours ago
urinated in Cal's mouth.
1116
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:24,514
CAL: Shut the fuck up.
1117
00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:27,605
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
1118
00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:55,545
I'm just saying, I don't think
people take an option of fish
1119
00:43:56,155 --> 00:43:57,591
at a wedding, seriously.
1120
00:43:58,113 --> 00:44:00,550
If you allow me
to take the reins on this,
1121
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,291
I'm thinking two meats...Baby.
1122
00:44:02,509 --> 00:44:03,902
Think two meats,
maybe a vegetable medley.
1123
00:44:05,338 --> 00:44:06,469
How's fancy shirt?
1124
00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,210
Ruined.
1125
00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:09,647
It's totally ruined.
I ruined it.
1126
00:44:10,038 --> 00:44:10,952
Awesome.
1127
00:44:13,955 --> 00:44:16,958
[SLOW MUSIC CONTINUES]
1128
00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:32,670
This is a mistake.
1129
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,673
What is, the wedding?
1130
00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:37,413
Yeah, the wedding.
She's making a mistake.
1131
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:38,458
Oh, Jon's a great guy.
1132
00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:40,025
He didn't look great when
he was puking
1133
00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:41,113
this morning, saying that,
1134
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,375
"This is the worst
day of his life."
1135
00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:43,506
How do you know
about that?
1136
00:44:43,593 --> 00:44:44,812
Because one of you
morons posted it
1137
00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,379
on some video blog
or something.
1138
00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:49,425
And you saw it?Yeah, we saw it, Phil.
1139
00:44:49,512 --> 00:44:50,470
We all saw it.
1140
00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:54,517
Phil, what the fuck?
Christ.I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1141
00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:56,781
You guys look really nice.
1142
00:44:56,955 --> 00:44:58,521
I think the video
is online from this morning.
1143
00:44:58,957 --> 00:45:01,002
She said they saw it.
Daphne said they saw it.
1144
00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,177
It's, like,
him puking and stuff.
1145
00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:04,310
How much did she see?I don't know.
1146
00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:05,877
I don't know.
1147
00:45:06,747 --> 00:45:08,270
Elissa is standing
up there right now.
1148
00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:09,532
I don't think she would be
up there
1149
00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:10,620
if she saw that whole video.
1150
00:45:17,497 --> 00:45:19,194
Hey, remember
what we talked about.Hey, I'm sorry.
1151
00:45:19,978 --> 00:45:21,457
Jesus, keep your
fucking mouth shut.Sorry.
1152
00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:25,287
What was that about?[PANTS]
1153
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,246
Nothing.
1154
00:45:28,987 --> 00:45:30,292
I know you're lying to me.
1155
00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:31,772
[PANTING CONTINUES]
1156
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:33,643
Yeah, I know
you're lying to me.
1157
00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:35,733
Such a fucking bad liar,
I know you're lying to me.
1158
00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:36,821
No.
1159
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,650
DAPHNE: What's going on?
What's going on?PHIL: Nothing, Daphne.
1160
00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:43,784
Honey, what the fuck
is going on, Phil?Nothing, Daphne.
1161
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,917
What the fuck is going on?You're being a cunt!
1162
00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:47,701
You've been a cunt.
You're being a cunt!
1163
00:45:47,832 --> 00:45:49,094
Everybody thinks
you're a cunt.
1164
00:45:49,355 --> 00:45:50,704
You're being a cunt
right now!
1165
00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,800
["HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYING]
1166
00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:01,193
We're screwed.LINC: She's gonna find out.
1167
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,498
We gotta do something,
she's gonna find out.
1168
00:46:02,585 --> 00:46:03,543
She already broke him.
1169
00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:06,067
Daph, I'm sorry.
1170
00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,852
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
1171
00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:11,246
Yes, yes. Gracias.
1172
00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:16,425
IVAN: This will knock
her right on her ass.
1173
00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:19,341
I'm sorry.LINC: Guys, don't wanna
get dehydrated.
1174
00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:45,933
[CROWD GIGGLING]
1175
00:46:47,282 --> 00:46:48,544
Just ignore me, guys.
Just gonna...
1176
00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:51,983
[WHISPERS] What's going on?Nothing.
1177
00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:53,158
I know
you're lying to me.
1178
00:46:53,245 --> 00:46:54,463
Just leave me alone.
1179
00:46:55,029 --> 00:46:56,552
DAPHNE: I know something...PHIL: Stop being a cunt.
1180
00:46:56,726 --> 00:46:58,293
If you don't tell me,
I'm gonna fucking divorce you,
1181
00:46:58,380 --> 00:46:59,251
I swear to God.
1182
00:46:59,773 --> 00:47:00,992
Jon got a blow job
last night.
1183
00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,430
Fuck.Fuck.
1184
00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:10,392
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1185
00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:11,567
Get over there
and tell her something.
1186
00:47:11,741 --> 00:47:12,830
Okay.Go.
1187
00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:15,006
Shit.
1188
00:47:15,441 --> 00:47:17,095
You can't say
anything to anyone.
1189
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:18,792
Don't say anything,
I'll talk to him.
1190
00:47:20,054 --> 00:47:20,881
Shh.
1191
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,325
OFFICIANT:
Friends and family.
1192
00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:32,937
We are here today
to celebrate the union
1193
00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:34,677
of Jon and Elissa in marriage.
1194
00:47:35,287 --> 00:47:36,854
We will begin the ceremony
1195
00:47:36,941 --> 00:47:39,682
with a reading from the bride's
older sister, Daphne.
1196
00:47:44,557 --> 00:47:45,427
[MOUTHING]
1197
00:47:47,516 --> 00:47:49,475
TAMMY: Oh, my God.WOMAN: Oh, my God!
1198
00:47:49,823 --> 00:47:50,868
Daph.
1199
00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:53,827
SARAH: Watch her head.
Watch her head.
1200
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:55,655
Is she all right?
1201
00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:57,787
Is she all right?Oh, God.
1202
00:47:58,658 --> 00:47:59,615
She's gonna be okay.All right.
1203
00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:02,923
PHIL: I got her. I got her.
1204
00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:05,926
I've seen this a thousand times,
she's gonna be fine.
1205
00:48:06,231 --> 00:48:09,408
Dehydration, mild hypovolemia,
guys. That's it.
1206
00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:11,018
Phil, two to three
quarts of liquids,
1207
00:48:11,105 --> 00:48:12,150
pump some electrolytes in there.
1208
00:48:12,585 --> 00:48:14,630
She's gonna be dancing in
no time with everybody else.
1209
00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:16,545
Come on, enjoy this.
1210
00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:18,330
Oh, God.
1211
00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:24,640
OFFICIANT:
Jon and Elissa will now read
1212
00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:26,164
each other their vows.
1213
00:48:29,384 --> 00:48:32,431
I, Jonathan Peter Carr,
1214
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,825
take you,
Elissa Gabrielle Bloom,
1215
00:48:36,043 --> 00:48:37,392
to be my wife.
1216
00:48:38,698 --> 00:48:40,613
To have and to hold
from this day forward...
1217
00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:46,314
[SNIFFLES]
1218
00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:50,057
[EXHALES]
1219
00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:53,278
[LAUGHS] Sorry.
1220
00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:56,934
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
1221
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:06,595
Until death do us part.
1222
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:13,907
I, Elissa Gabrielle Bloom...
1223
00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:16,214
[ALL APPLAUD]
1224
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:19,391
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
1225
00:49:20,479 --> 00:49:21,349
[WHISTLING]
1226
00:49:29,749 --> 00:49:30,880
LINC: Watch the step.
1227
00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:32,970
I can't believe
you guys drugged my wife.
1228
00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,449
Well, you told your wife
a secret, Phil.
1229
00:49:34,928 --> 00:49:35,929
Fucking moron.
1230
00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:37,713
Why are you filming this, Linc?
1231
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,976
LINC: You said,
"Film everything."
1232
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,238
Turn it off!
1233
00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:42,196
LINC: Not gonna happen.IVAN: Come on,
come on, come on.
1234
00:49:42,283 --> 00:49:44,329
Let's go.
Let's put her down, Phil.
1235
00:49:44,503 --> 00:49:45,765
Come on.PHIL: Sorry, baby.
1236
00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:47,245
Let's go.IVAN: She's gonna be fine.
1237
00:49:47,332 --> 00:49:49,551
I gave her a pill.
Wears off in an hour.
1238
00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:51,727
What're you doing?What do you mean,
1239
00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:53,251
"What am I doing?"
I'm locking her in there.
1240
00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:54,643
Why are you locking her
in the bathroom?
1241
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:55,949
You know why
I'm locking her in there?
1242
00:49:56,254 --> 00:49:57,472
'Cause this shit
was supposed to be
1243
00:49:57,603 --> 00:49:59,213
in the Bank of Phil.
So think about that.
1244
00:50:00,432 --> 00:50:02,912
It was in the Banco dePhil.Oh, it was in the Banco dePhil?
1245
00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:04,697
What, did some
fucking bandits come in?
1246
00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:08,875
ELISSA: Come on.JON: I have to talk to you.
1247
00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:10,572
[SIGHS]
1248
00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:12,270
What?Fuck, fuck.
1249
00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:14,663
Last night was really crazy
1250
00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:17,057
and I got really drunk and,
um.
1251
00:50:17,231 --> 00:50:18,232
Jon, I know.
1252
00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:20,930
What do you mean?
1253
00:50:21,453 --> 00:50:23,977
[EXHALES] I mean,
I saw the video.
1254
00:50:24,456 --> 00:50:25,457
You saw the video?
1255
00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:27,894
No, the video?
1256
00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:29,461
Yeah.
1257
00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:31,506
Oh, fuck.
1258
00:50:33,421 --> 00:50:34,596
It's okay.
1259
00:50:35,206 --> 00:50:36,772
It wasn't that bad.
1260
00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:38,905
I don't want to look back
at our wedding weekend
1261
00:50:38,992 --> 00:50:41,038
and always remember
1262
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:44,171
how you got wasted,
and you know...
1263
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:46,391
You serious?
1264
00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:49,350
I don't know, because
it didn't seem that important.
1265
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:50,438
Really?
1266
00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:52,788
That's how I feel.
1267
00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:54,573
That's how I feel.I love you.
1268
00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:56,662
I love you so much.I love you.
I love you so much.
1269
00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:57,967
Oh.
1270
00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,404
God, thank you.
1271
00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:00,970
Thank you,
you're the best.
1272
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,059
I am so happy.
1273
00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:04,496
We just got married!We're married.
1274
00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:06,454
We're, like,
freaking married. It's...
1275
00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:07,977
Ah!
1276
00:51:08,848 --> 00:51:09,979
I love you.
1277
00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:14,071
Okay, I am gonna go
and get wasted.
1278
00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:15,420
Okay, whatever you say.
1279
00:51:15,507 --> 00:51:16,508
Not you though.Okay.
1280
00:51:16,595 --> 00:51:17,683
You have to
watch me inside.
1281
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:18,858
I will. I will.
1282
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:20,816
[ELISSA SCREAMS][ALL CHEER]
1283
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,606
[INDISTINCT CHATTERS]
1284
00:51:32,437 --> 00:51:33,786
Love you.All right, that's it.
1285
00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:37,616
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
1286
00:51:37,703 --> 00:51:38,791
Jon Carr!
1287
00:51:38,921 --> 00:51:40,271
[ALL CHEER]
1288
00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:44,492
[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
1289
00:51:48,801 --> 00:51:49,976
Cal?CAL: Everything good?
1290
00:51:50,063 --> 00:51:51,499
Yeah, everything's fine,
we took care of it.
1291
00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:53,719
Dude, she knows
about the blow job
1292
00:51:53,849 --> 00:51:54,763
and she doesn't care.
1293
00:51:54,937 --> 00:51:56,069
What?She said it's okay.
1294
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:57,288
I know, I just married
the coolest
1295
00:51:57,375 --> 00:51:58,332
fucking woman in the universe.
1296
00:51:58,506 --> 00:51:59,507
Wait, are you
fucking serious?Yeah.
1297
00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:01,205
Round of blow jobs, please.
1298
00:52:01,944 --> 00:52:04,338
[LATIN MUSIC CONTINUES]
1299
00:53:01,613 --> 00:53:04,746
Wish you all the happiness
and the best,
1300
00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:06,487
'cause now
you're on your own.
1301
00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:08,359
Okay.
1302
00:53:08,707 --> 00:53:09,925
Hear, hear.
1303
00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:12,058
[ALL CHEER]
1304
00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:17,237
Mr. and Mrs. Bloom,
everybody.
1305
00:53:17,324 --> 00:53:19,805
And it was senior year,
senior in high school,
1306
00:53:20,109 --> 00:53:21,676
my parents had just gone through
1307
00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:24,505
a, uh, very long overdue
divorce.
1308
00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:26,638
I was supposed
to move to Connecticut
1309
00:53:26,725 --> 00:53:28,074
and leave the home
that I grew up in,
1310
00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:29,945
and the friends
that I made and Jon.
1311
00:53:30,381 --> 00:53:31,338
And, uh,
1312
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:34,254
and I think it really made us
both really sad.
1313
00:53:34,515 --> 00:53:36,561
And I remember,
Jon came over
1314
00:53:36,648 --> 00:53:38,389
and we were packing up
everything that I grew up with,
1315
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:39,781
all my possessions,
1316
00:53:39,868 --> 00:53:42,306
and instead of packing the boxes
into the moving van,
1317
00:53:42,741 --> 00:53:44,438
Jon packed 'em
into the back of his truck.
1318
00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:46,527
And we drove to his house,
1319
00:53:46,919 --> 00:53:48,355
where I lived for
the next six months
1320
00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:49,443
and got to finish high school.
1321
00:53:50,444 --> 00:53:52,054
And I don't even think
he told his parents.
1322
00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:53,969
I think you guys
were as surprised as anyone
1323
00:53:54,056 --> 00:53:55,319
when I showed up
at your door.
1324
00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:59,018
But you welcomed me
and for that I am so thankful.
1325
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,716
And now, as we welcome you guys
into your new family,
1326
00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:04,153
I just hope that
I'm lucky enough to participate.
1327
00:54:05,590 --> 00:54:07,200
'Cause I wanna be
crazy Uncle Linc.
1328
00:54:08,419 --> 00:54:10,029
But not in a creepy way.[ALL LAUGH]
1329
00:54:10,116 --> 00:54:11,639
[ALL APPLAUD]
1330
00:54:13,162 --> 00:54:14,990
[ALL CHEER]
1331
00:54:18,516 --> 00:54:20,300
[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
1332
00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:22,694
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1333
00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:27,699
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
1334
00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,101
She's saying you had sex
with her husband last night.
1335
00:54:39,188 --> 00:54:40,799
No, I didn't,
that's ridiculous.
1336
00:54:40,886 --> 00:54:43,192
[WOMAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
1337
00:54:46,195 --> 00:54:47,458
She said she saw
you guys last night,
1338
00:54:47,588 --> 00:54:48,546
that her husband got home
1339
00:54:48,937 --> 00:54:50,156
at six o'clock in the morning,
smelling like sex.
1340
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,463
[WOMAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
1341
00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:55,901
Okay, okay, I fucked him.
1342
00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:57,772
Okay? But I didn't
know he was married.
1343
00:54:57,859 --> 00:54:59,470
Wait, you fucked him?Holy shit.
1344
00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:01,907
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
1345
00:55:04,518 --> 00:55:07,129
He's saying that you, uh,
forced yourself upon him.
1346
00:55:07,216 --> 00:55:08,740
That's bullshit,
he was begging me for it.
1347
00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:10,698
Also, he said he was single
and his wife is dead.
1348
00:55:10,785 --> 00:55:12,961
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
1349
00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:14,441
[GASPS]
1350
00:55:16,661 --> 00:55:18,750
I'm not doing this right now.
Just take this outside, okay?
1351
00:55:19,011 --> 00:55:19,925
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
1352
00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:21,579
Okay, no, I didn't--
1353
00:55:22,971 --> 00:55:24,495
Okay, okay.
1354
00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:26,279
I don't know want you
to fight.
1355
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,282
[SCREAMS][CROWD EXCLAIMS]
1356
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:30,370
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
1357
00:55:32,024 --> 00:55:34,113
I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
1358
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,376
Oh, my God. I am so...
I didn't mean to do that.
1359
00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:37,943
I didn't think that
was gonna happen. Cal...
1360
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,597
I am so sorry.[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
1361
00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:41,686
I am so sorry.
1362
00:55:42,426 --> 00:55:44,297
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1363
00:55:44,689 --> 00:55:46,212
Is she okay?Yeah, she's fine.
1364
00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:48,693
I saw her having shots
with Elissa's mom.
1365
00:55:49,128 --> 00:55:50,869
I can't believe that just
happened in front of everyone.
1366
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,132
I can't believe I just punched
that poor woman in the face.
1367
00:55:53,262 --> 00:55:54,786
Thank you
for having my back.
1368
00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:56,788
I honestly thought
she might have hurt you.
1369
00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:58,529
I mean, she looked fierce.
1370
00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:00,008
Fierce?
1371
00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:01,967
Oh, shit.
I wasn't here, okay?
1372
00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:04,796
Have you seen Linc?
1373
00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:06,667
No.I'm gonna kill that guy.
1374
00:56:06,972 --> 00:56:07,842
Linc?
1375
00:56:08,321 --> 00:56:09,278
Hey.
1376
00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:11,324
It's Phil.
1377
00:56:12,804 --> 00:56:15,023
[SIGHS] Just wanted to talk.
1378
00:56:16,024 --> 00:56:18,897
Ivan's a jerk, okay!
Ivan's a jerkwad,
1379
00:56:19,201 --> 00:56:20,159
number one.
1380
00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:22,857
Jon, you know,
he fucked up.
1381
00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:26,948
Why is it my fault?
I didn't suck his dick, man.
1382
00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:28,254
I'm just gonna check
on her real quick,
1383
00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:30,430
just to make sure
she's okay.
1384
00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,436
Oh, thank God.
1385
00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:38,569
Oh, I'm so sorry.[DAPHNE GROANS]
1386
00:56:38,656 --> 00:56:40,179
Hi.DAPHNE: Where am I?
1387
00:56:40,266 --> 00:56:41,441
You're in the bathroom.
1388
00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:42,573
Just...
1389
00:56:42,877 --> 00:56:44,226
Just stay there, though.
1390
00:56:47,012 --> 00:56:47,926
DAPHNE: Wait!
1391
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:50,015
Open the door, Phil!Daph.
1392
00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:52,670
Really, you fucked that guy?
1393
00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:53,888
Oh, here we go.
1394
00:56:54,106 --> 00:56:55,020
Baby, I'm just saying,
1395
00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:56,543
how could you
possibly fuck that guy
1396
00:56:56,630 --> 00:56:58,197
when you got this
standing right in front of you?
1397
00:56:58,327 --> 00:56:59,720
Oh, Cal,
every time we're together,
1398
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:00,895
I can pretty much guarantee
1399
00:57:01,026 --> 00:57:02,375
you're gonna try
to make this happen.
1400
00:57:02,636 --> 00:57:04,986
It's 'cause we got
some crazy chemistry going.
1401
00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:06,988
I know you feel that,
right?
1402
00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:09,338
Come on, this is like
animal magnetism
1403
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,689
that happens every--Okay, okay, fine.
1404
00:57:13,821 --> 00:57:15,257
Fine, like,
you'll think about it?
1405
00:57:15,388 --> 00:57:17,172
Fine, like, you've worn me down,
so let's do this.
1406
00:57:17,390 --> 00:57:18,652
My casita, ten minutes.
1407
00:57:21,829 --> 00:57:23,831
JON: All right,
it needs to go behind.
1408
00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:26,704
[LAUGHS]
1409
00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:28,880
You think I was
fucking born yesterday?What are you talking about?
1410
00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:30,708
Tammy just told me
to go up to her casita.
1411
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,058
She wants to fuck.
1412
00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:34,581
Really?
1413
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:38,237
Well, then you should go up
to her casita and fuck her.
1414
00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:40,108
That's awesome.Ivan, I'm not fucking
with you right now.
1415
00:57:40,195 --> 00:57:41,153
This is not a joke.
1416
00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:42,546
We don't do stuff
like this anymore.
1417
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,678
I'm a married man, dude,
I mean, that's in the past.
1418
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,027
Fuck.We're couple of dudes.
1419
00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:47,246
What the fuck am I thinking?
1420
00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:48,639
Of course,
she wants to fuck me.
1421
00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:51,337
Fucking tap that ass.Congratulations.
1422
00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:53,818
Nicaragua, baby!
1423
00:57:54,645 --> 00:57:56,734
It's amazing to me that he's
gonna go have sex with Tammy.
1424
00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:59,258
Also, it's crazy that
I am getting married
1425
00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:01,434
after you guys
1426
00:58:01,913 --> 00:58:06,526
put a fucking ring
in my girlfriend's sundae
1427
00:58:06,613 --> 00:58:08,136
without me even
knowing about it.
1428
00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:09,224
SARAH: What?
1429
00:58:11,531 --> 00:58:12,750
What did you just say?
1430
00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:16,623
No, no.It was a prank?
1431
00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:20,758
No, it wasn't a prank.It was a fucking prank.
1432
00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,064
No, it started...
1433
00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:24,413
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1434
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,415
It started off as a prank,
Sarah. But it--
1435
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,069
Are you fucking
kidding me, Ivan?
1436
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,854
I'm not kidding you anything.Oh, stop the bullshit.
1437
00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:31,464
Stop your fucking bullshit.
1438
00:58:31,551 --> 00:58:33,510
You fucking got
engaged to me on a prank.
1439
00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:34,511
People can't be pushed
1440
00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:35,860
to do something
that don't really wanna do.
1441
00:58:36,034 --> 00:58:37,078
What's wrong with you?
Shut up, Ivan.
1442
00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:38,079
Shut the fuck up.
1443
00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:39,603
And I thought for once
in your fucking life,
1444
00:58:39,777 --> 00:58:40,908
that you were
making a decision
1445
00:58:41,082 --> 00:58:42,519
based on
something that was real.
1446
00:58:42,649 --> 00:58:43,998
But instead,
you were just going along
1447
00:58:44,085 --> 00:58:45,434
with whatever the fuck
was in front of you,
1448
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,610
like you always do.
1449
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:49,743
You're a fucking shitty,
stupid, fucking coward.
1450
00:58:50,309 --> 00:58:52,354
And you're not funny,
you have terrible jokes!
1451
00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:54,182
And I can't get
this fucking ring off!
1452
00:58:54,792 --> 00:58:56,228
And I don't want to be
with you anymore, okay?
1453
00:58:56,315 --> 00:58:57,229
You cannot end this.
1454
00:58:58,056 --> 00:58:59,536
I don't wanna
be with you anymore.I don't want this to end.
1455
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,320
And when I see you again,
don't fucking talk to me.
1456
00:59:01,407 --> 00:59:03,104
This is yours, you keep it.
Why would I have this?
1457
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,503
I found a camera, too, Phil!
1458
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:15,290
And I am here to tell
everyone out there
1459
00:59:15,377 --> 00:59:18,076
that my husband locked me in
the bathroom like a psycho.
1460
00:59:18,424 --> 00:59:19,817
Well, I'm gonna tell everyone
1461
00:59:19,991 --> 00:59:21,253
that you were gonna ruin
the wedding.
1462
00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:22,820
DAPHNE: No...So, I didn't
really have a choice.
1463
00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:25,866
Phil, let me out of here,
or I swear to God...
1464
00:59:26,084 --> 00:59:26,998
PHIL: You listen to me, okay?
1465
00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:28,521
Jon's a nice guy,
1466
00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:32,481
and he got a blow job
on accident, that happens.
1467
00:59:32,612 --> 00:59:35,615
He cannot get erect by accident,
it's called cheating.
1468
00:59:35,746 --> 00:59:36,703
It's called a mistake,
1469
00:59:36,834 --> 00:59:38,836
you banshee of a woman!
She's a banshee.
1470
00:59:38,966 --> 00:59:41,186
Oh, goddamn it, Phil,
you're being a fuck face!
1471
00:59:41,273 --> 00:59:43,492
You're the fuck face,
if you think about it!
1472
00:59:43,841 --> 00:59:45,103
Now, open it!
1473
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,670
Baby!DAPHNE: What?
1474
00:59:46,844 --> 00:59:48,323
You're gonna break my rig
that I have out here.
1475
00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:49,629
[GRUNTS]
1476
00:59:49,847 --> 00:59:51,457
I know you've been
faking it, Phil.
1477
00:59:52,284 --> 00:59:53,894
PHIL: What?Your orgasms?
1478
00:59:53,981 --> 00:59:55,853
Yeah, I know
you've been faking it.
1479
00:59:56,114 --> 00:59:57,289
What kind of
husband does that?
1480
00:59:57,463 --> 00:59:59,552
He fakes an orgasm.
He can't even fuck his own wife.
1481
00:59:59,639 --> 01:00:01,902
You're a fucking pussy,
Phil. You're--
1482
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,339
Don't call me a pussy.
Don't talk to me like that.
1483
01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:07,604
I'm a man, okay?
I'm a real man.
1484
01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:09,867
I've got penis.
I've got testicles, all right?
1485
01:00:10,476 --> 01:00:11,651
Get on the bed!
1486
01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:19,224
Get on the bed. Get up.
1487
01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:20,921
[DAPHNE MOANS]
1488
01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:26,666
Is this what you want?Yeah.
1489
01:00:26,753 --> 01:00:28,320
You want Phil?Yeah.
1490
01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:30,104
You want Phil?Phil...
1491
01:00:30,365 --> 01:00:31,758
I'm holding you,
stay down there.
1492
01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:33,586
You feel that passion?Yeah.
1493
01:00:33,804 --> 01:00:35,457
You feel the heat?Mm-hmm.
1494
01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:37,242
What's up, sports fans?
1495
01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,548
As ya'll can tell,
I'm a little tied up right now.
1496
01:00:39,766 --> 01:00:41,028
But guess
who's on top of me?
1497
01:00:41,681 --> 01:00:43,596
[MOANS]
1498
01:00:43,857 --> 01:00:45,685
So you really wanna know
what it's like to fuck Tammy?
1499
01:00:45,772 --> 01:00:46,860
Are you kidding me, baby?
1500
01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:48,514
I've wanted to fuck you
since college.
1501
01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:51,125
Oh. Did I say you could
put your mouth on me?
1502
01:00:51,299 --> 01:00:52,953
That's not okay.
Did I say that?
1503
01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:55,390
You little... You little
dirty little bitch.
1504
01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:57,305
Oh, you like it rough.
1505
01:00:57,392 --> 01:00:58,698
Oh, is that too rough?
1506
01:00:58,785 --> 01:00:59,873
Goddamn!
1507
01:01:00,047 --> 01:01:00,918
Shut up.
1508
01:01:02,049 --> 01:01:03,398
Stay down.[CHUCKLES]
1509
01:01:05,966 --> 01:01:07,751
Linc, dude,
what the fuck?
1510
01:01:08,099 --> 01:01:10,710
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
1511
01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:12,016
[MOANS]Hey, bro!
1512
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:13,887
Looks like
the best man won, right?
1513
01:01:14,105 --> 01:01:15,454
Wait, Linc!
1514
01:01:15,846 --> 01:01:18,109
Get back in here!Is this the surprise?
1515
01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:19,980
You got it, baby.What surprise?
1516
01:01:20,067 --> 01:01:21,590
Oh, you'll see.
1517
01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:24,245
No, no, no.
1518
01:01:24,332 --> 01:01:26,073
No, Linc,
you are not watching, dude.
1519
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,727
Sorry, bro,
I'm not into that shit.
1520
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:29,468
Oh, he's not watching.
1521
01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:32,993
Oh, hell, yes!
1522
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,865
Wait.[LAUGHS]
1523
01:01:34,952 --> 01:01:36,301
Get over here, baby.
1524
01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:37,998
Wait, wait, hey, hey, hey.
1525
01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:39,957
Hey, dude, come on.
Hey, put your pants back on.
1526
01:01:40,044 --> 01:01:42,568
What the fuck
is going on right now?
1527
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:44,962
Oh, Ow. Linc.
1528
01:01:45,049 --> 01:01:46,920
You're such a cool dude.Oh, my God.
1529
01:01:47,007 --> 01:01:48,705
I think you're such
a cool dude.
1530
01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,184
Oh, my God.
1531
01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:51,708
[TAMMY MOANS]
1532
01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:53,927
Dude, stop looking at me.
1533
01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,189
Bros!No, we're not bros.
1534
01:01:55,276 --> 01:01:56,321
We're bros!We're not bros.
1535
01:01:56,408 --> 01:01:57,931
You're fucking bros!
1536
01:01:58,018 --> 01:01:59,411
LINC: We're fucking bros!
1537
01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:01,630
Oh, you like it?
Oh, you like it?[MOANS]
1538
01:02:01,848 --> 01:02:02,849
Stop touching me.
1539
01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:05,243
I'm close, I'm close. Yeah!
1540
01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:09,116
ELISSA: It's so pretty.JON: These candles
are amazing.
1541
01:02:09,943 --> 01:02:11,466
We're married.Really?
1542
01:02:11,553 --> 01:02:12,772
We're married.
1543
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:13,860
I'm making a movie.
1544
01:02:15,296 --> 01:02:16,820
I'm excited.Yeah?
1545
01:02:17,081 --> 01:02:18,386
Oh, my God.
1546
01:02:21,346 --> 01:02:22,739
Get on the bed.
1547
01:02:23,870 --> 01:02:25,437
ELISSA: Come here.
I've a surprise for you, baby.
1548
01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:27,221
You have a surprise?Yeah.
1549
01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:28,570
ELISSA: What is this?
1550
01:02:32,139 --> 01:02:33,184
[JON EXHALES]
1551
01:02:34,054 --> 01:02:36,230
Shit. I forgot.What is that?
1552
01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:38,319
Are you okay?
1553
01:02:39,146 --> 01:02:40,104
It's a...
1554
01:02:40,365 --> 01:02:41,496
It's a bite mark.
1555
01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:45,544
A bite mark? Why is there
a bite mark on your dick?
1556
01:02:46,197 --> 01:02:48,416
JON: I'm really sorry.ELISSA: Oh, my God.
1557
01:02:48,677 --> 01:02:51,724
You just thought that you
could just get away with that?
1558
01:02:55,641 --> 01:02:56,773
Get out of here.
1559
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:13,441
["ECLIPSE TOTAL DE AMOR"
PLAYING]
1560
01:04:23,468 --> 01:04:27,341
I know that was unexpected
but it was also beautiful.
1561
01:04:27,472 --> 01:04:30,214
And I'm just gonna say it.
That was pretty intimate, man.
1562
01:04:30,301 --> 01:04:31,215
Linc.
1563
01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:32,912
Why are you so upset?
1564
01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:35,436
You said you wanted
to bang Tammy for years.
1565
01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:37,438
Not like that, bro.
1566
01:04:37,569 --> 01:04:40,441
Oh. What happened
to new experiences, bro?
1567
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,054
You know, there was a moment
when we were both thrusting,
1568
01:04:44,141 --> 01:04:45,490
I felt your tip, man.
1569
01:04:46,404 --> 01:04:47,884
We touched tips.
1570
01:05:07,947 --> 01:05:12,604
[SLOW GUITAR PLAYING]
1571
01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:18,262
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1572
01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,364
DAPHNE: Hey, baby,
we're rolling.Yeah?
1573
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:35,235
We missed the wedding.[CHUCKLES]
1574
01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:36,584
I don't really care.
1575
01:05:36,976 --> 01:05:37,977
DAPHNE: I don't care either.
1576
01:05:38,108 --> 01:05:39,239
I know you don't care.[DAPHNE LAUGHS]
1577
01:05:39,979 --> 01:05:41,285
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
1578
01:05:44,723 --> 01:05:45,942
It's Nicaragua, si?
1579
01:05:46,681 --> 01:05:48,335
Oh. Please tell me
1580
01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:49,771
your wedding
is gonna be this nuts.
1581
01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:51,077
There is no wedding.
1582
01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:53,427
Phil, we're not getting married.
I fucked it up. It's done.
1583
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:55,473
What?
Get it together, maybe.
1584
01:05:55,690 --> 01:05:57,127
Take a page out
of the book of Phil.
1585
01:05:57,344 --> 01:05:58,476
If you know
what's good for you.
1586
01:05:58,563 --> 01:06:01,218
Stand up straight,
fasten your big-boy pants,
1587
01:06:01,566 --> 01:06:02,959
you go over there
and you get her back.
1588
01:06:05,352 --> 01:06:08,181
Tam-Tam,
what's going on, girl?Not much.
1589
01:06:08,355 --> 01:06:10,357
How you doin'?
Where is everyone? Where's Jon?
1590
01:06:10,488 --> 01:06:13,230
I don't know. I just spent the
last hour looking for Elissa.
1591
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:15,667
After last night,
they could be anywhere.
1592
01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:17,408
What does that mean?
1593
01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:18,757
Ivan, I can't do this
right now.
1594
01:06:18,844 --> 01:06:19,932
I don't want to have
this conversation.
1595
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:20,933
I just wanna get home.
1596
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:21,934
Sarah.So...
1597
01:06:22,195 --> 01:06:23,544
When I watched you
look down and see that
1598
01:06:23,805 --> 01:06:26,286
fake two-dollar
ring in that sundae,
1599
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:27,331
something happened to me.
1600
01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:29,986
I wanna believe you
so bad.
1601
01:06:32,858 --> 01:06:34,164
[CHUCKLES] See, that's what
I'm saying to you.
1602
01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:36,209
It was all real. All of it.
1603
01:06:36,296 --> 01:06:37,645
I love you.
I wanna marry you, Sarah.
1604
01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:55,750
Wait, wait, wait,
I'm so sorry.
1605
01:06:55,837 --> 01:06:57,013
How could you
get that drunk?
1606
01:06:57,274 --> 01:06:58,840
[PANTS]
1607
01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:00,277
I don't know. I don't know. I...
1608
01:07:01,278 --> 01:07:03,932
I was with those guys
again and...
1609
01:07:04,498 --> 01:07:05,586
I don't know.
1610
01:07:06,283 --> 01:07:07,806
Look, I made
a terrible mistake.
1611
01:07:07,936 --> 01:07:10,113
But it's not me anymore, okay?
It's not me.
1612
01:07:10,852 --> 01:07:12,550
That's who I used to be
before I met you.
1613
01:07:12,941 --> 01:07:14,900
Before I tamed you, right?
1614
01:07:15,683 --> 01:07:18,121
The crazy guy. The Seabiscuit.
1615
01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:20,862
He meets a sweet, great,
down-to-earth girl
1616
01:07:20,993 --> 01:07:22,647
who just changes him
into a better man.
1617
01:07:22,734 --> 01:07:24,127
Wait, baby, baby, wait.
You didn't change me.
1618
01:07:24,257 --> 01:07:25,998
I changed myself
because I fell in love with you.
1619
01:07:26,129 --> 01:07:27,478
I wanted to be
a better person.
1620
01:07:30,002 --> 01:07:31,830
You made me so happy
that I wanted to change.
1621
01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:34,441
I'm sorry. I-- I need you.
1622
01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:36,704
I can't be myself
without you.
1623
01:07:42,319 --> 01:07:43,755
[INAUDIBLE]
1624
01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:47,063
[ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1625
01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:21,619
[SNIFFLES]
This is so beautiful.
1626
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,839
That was breathtaking,
to witness that.
1627
01:08:24,970 --> 01:08:26,885
Jon just ran down there and...
1628
01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:28,669
[EXHALES]
1629
01:08:28,756 --> 01:08:30,018
Laid it all on the line,
you know,
1630
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,846
and Lissy had
some things to say.
1631
01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:34,762
Uh, they worked it out.
1632
01:08:35,894 --> 01:08:38,462
[SOBS] They're gonna be fine.
1633
01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:40,551
Everybody's gonna be happy.
1634
01:08:42,683 --> 01:08:44,946
I'm really happy
and they're having sex.
1635
01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:46,426
[LAUGHS]
1636
01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,081
I should probably
leave them to the...
1637
01:08:51,257 --> 01:08:52,258
lovemaking.
1638
01:08:57,045 --> 01:08:58,482
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
1639
01:08:58,830 --> 01:09:00,048
DAPHNE: Phil, where were you?
1640
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,050
[SIGHS] We're good.
1641
01:09:02,312 --> 01:09:04,749
They're having
sex on the beach.
1642
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:07,404
[LAUGHS] Really?And it's gonna be hot
1643
01:09:07,621 --> 01:09:08,666
'cause I've taped it.DAPHNE: Okay.
1644
01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:10,233
DAPHNE: Phil,
that's not appropriate.
1645
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,060
Babe, not for the main cut,
okay.
1646
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:15,499
But maybe like an unrated,
kind of like, you know, version.
1647
01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:18,415
Well, I know another good scene
for the unrated version.
1648
01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:19,764
You should ask Cal
about it.
1649
01:09:20,025 --> 01:09:21,766
[CHUCKLES]DAPHNE: Oh, wow.
1650
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:23,071
Because you guys...
1651
01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:24,899
Cal!
1652
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,902
Cal! Cal, Cal.
1653
01:09:27,989 --> 01:09:29,121
Tell me some stories.
What's goin' on?
1654
01:09:29,556 --> 01:09:31,471
What happened?
How was your night?I've got no stories.
1655
01:09:31,558 --> 01:09:33,299
Bullroar.
1656
01:09:33,386 --> 01:09:35,345
Come on, lay it on me.
You're Cal.
1657
01:09:35,432 --> 01:09:37,564
What I... I heard there was
some sex with Tam.
1658
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:39,566
Phil, I don't wanna
talk about it.
1659
01:09:40,785 --> 01:09:41,786
You okay?
1660
01:09:46,269 --> 01:09:47,313
Cal?
1661
01:09:48,749 --> 01:09:49,881
Did you get raped?
1662
01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:51,622
I tell you what.
We get back to LA,
1663
01:09:51,752 --> 01:09:53,276
we can have
another threesome.
1664
01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:55,452
And this time we can have
a really hot girl.
1665
01:09:55,887 --> 01:09:57,976
Tammy, stop playing games.No, I swear to God.
1666
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,413
That'd be nice.
1667
01:10:00,761 --> 01:10:02,850
PHIL: Hey, you two.
Everything cool?ELISSA: We're okay.
1668
01:10:02,937 --> 01:10:04,635
So?We're fine.
1669
01:10:04,896 --> 01:10:05,853
TAMMY: Don't do that anymore.
1670
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:07,028
Don't do that.Yeah.
1671
01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:08,204
Don't do... No fighting.
1672
01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:09,422
Thank you.All right.
1673
01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:11,729
Did you just get laid?
1674
01:10:13,121 --> 01:10:15,602
Girl, yeah!
1675
01:10:15,689 --> 01:10:17,778
So, who actually did it?
Who blew Jon?
1676
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,432
Nobody knows. I mean...
1677
01:10:20,085 --> 01:10:22,130
guess what happens
in Nicaragua stays in Nicaragua.
1678
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:23,915
Oh. That's Las Vegas,
though.
1679
01:10:24,176 --> 01:10:25,786
But we can't use that in
the movie. That's copyrighted.
1680
01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:29,007
WOMAN: Yes.
1681
01:10:29,616 --> 01:10:31,227
Bye.Bye, I love you, man.
1682
01:10:31,314 --> 01:10:32,402
LINC: Okay, guys, come on.
1683
01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:33,707
I don't wanna say
goodbye to you.
1684
01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:35,274
Oh, yeah.
1685
01:10:35,753 --> 01:10:36,841
ELISSA: Bye!
1686
01:10:37,668 --> 01:10:40,148
[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]
1687
01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:56,208
That's a cut.
1688
01:10:56,904 --> 01:10:57,949
That's a...[LAUGHS]
1689
01:10:58,036 --> 01:10:58,950
DAPHNE: Wrap.That's a wrap.
1690
01:11:00,212 --> 01:11:03,259
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1691
01:11:05,913 --> 01:11:07,741
What's up, guys? Come on in.IVAN: How are you, Phil?
1692
01:11:08,046 --> 01:11:09,700
Okay, guys,
I'm gonna be right back.All right.
1693
01:11:09,830 --> 01:11:11,267
Oh, my God. Are these
the "Save the dates"?
1694
01:11:11,789 --> 01:11:12,833
Oh, these are amazing.
1695
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,008
This is incredible.
1696
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,272
We're doing it, guys.
Life is pretty good right now.
1697
01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:18,056
That's not funny.I'm just sayin', dude.
1698
01:11:18,143 --> 01:11:19,753
My tip misses your tip.Linc.
1699
01:11:19,971 --> 01:11:21,015
[CHUCKLES]
1700
01:11:21,146 --> 01:11:22,930
Guys, a week ago
1701
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,759
I got a little package
in the mail from Nicaragua.
1702
01:11:25,933 --> 01:11:27,239
I think it's the BJ tape.
1703
01:11:27,457 --> 01:11:28,762
Oh, my God.
1704
01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:30,851
I haven't even watched it yet.
I was saving it for you guys.
1705
01:11:31,025 --> 01:11:33,027
I just made us some popcorn.
Daph's not here.
1706
01:11:33,114 --> 01:11:34,202
Yes, do it!Let's do it.
1707
01:11:34,899 --> 01:11:36,117
Thank you.
1708
01:11:36,466 --> 01:11:38,032
Oh, and if you don't mind,
1709
01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:40,470
grabbing some reactions
while we watch it.
1710
01:11:40,557 --> 01:11:41,601
I think that'd be pretty.
1711
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,734
You want us to film each other
while we watch this video?
1712
01:11:43,821 --> 01:11:45,213
Yeah, man, outtakes.
It'll be hilarious.
1713
01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:47,346
You all know
it was Linc's chick?No, it wasn't.
1714
01:11:47,477 --> 01:11:49,087
She was just
a girl I met in Mexico.
1715
01:11:49,174 --> 01:11:51,219
Come on, that woman has
shark teeth in her mouth.
1716
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:54,397
Guys, Linc, come on.
1717
01:11:54,484 --> 01:11:55,528
IVAN: There we are. Guys...
1718
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,661
Maggie and her sleeping prey.
1719
01:11:57,835 --> 01:12:00,838
She's gonna do it.Open wide, Mag,
engulf that.
1720
01:12:01,491 --> 01:12:02,622
You know you're going to.[GOAT BLEATS]
1721
01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:04,624
ALL: Whoa!
1722
01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:05,843
It's a goat.
1723
01:12:06,017 --> 01:12:07,584
LINC: Oh, my God.
What's that goat doing?
1724
01:12:07,671 --> 01:12:09,063
Come on, goat, do it.
1725
01:12:09,194 --> 01:12:10,978
I buy it.
Goats are docile creatures.
1726
01:12:11,152 --> 01:12:12,850
Maggie's makin'
a comeback here.Bullshit.
1727
01:12:12,937 --> 01:12:14,547
That's goat's gonna suck
that dick. Suck that dick, goat.
1728
01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,070
Yeah, suck that dick, goat.
1729
01:12:16,810 --> 01:12:17,681
CAL: Wait, what happened?What?
1730
01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:18,638
LINC: What is that?
1731
01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:19,857
I think someone's
blocking the camera.
1732
01:12:20,031 --> 01:12:21,424
Who is that?I don't know.
1733
01:12:21,598 --> 01:12:22,599
Who are you?
1734
01:12:22,947 --> 01:12:24,209
That's the woman
you punched in the face.
1735
01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:26,559
PHIL: What?
you punched that hefty gal?LINC: Yeah.
1736
01:12:26,690 --> 01:12:27,778
She's gonna do it, man.
1737
01:12:27,908 --> 01:12:29,170
No way. It was Linc's chick.
1738
01:12:29,301 --> 01:12:31,129
No, no, watch, watch, watch.
Big fun's coming.
1739
01:12:31,303 --> 01:12:34,001
CAL: Yeah, yeah.PHIL: Oh, my...
1740
01:12:34,088 --> 01:12:35,960
Got it.Oh, my God.
1741
01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:37,222
Open that big mouth!
1742
01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:38,354
PHIL: Oh, my God.
1743
01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:40,356
DAPHNE: Phil.
1744
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:41,574
Wait, is that Daphne?
1745
01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:43,620
What?CAL: Wait, what?
1746
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,708
I can't keep
doing this, Phil.
1747
01:12:44,795 --> 01:12:46,100
What's she doing
in Jon's room?
1748
01:12:46,187 --> 01:12:47,885
DAPHNE: I need a man that can get hard.
1749
01:12:48,189 --> 01:12:50,627
No, I mean, we fixed that.
This whole information.
1750
01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:52,150
I can make people come.
1751
01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:54,587
God, what is wrong with her?She's tripping balls.
1752
01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:57,634
I did give her the Mexican
Ambien for her night terrors.
1753
01:12:57,764 --> 01:12:58,722
Shh!
1754
01:12:58,809 --> 01:13:00,376
I bet Jon can come.
1755
01:13:01,115 --> 01:13:02,987
I bet I can make Jon come.
1756
01:13:03,204 --> 01:13:04,902
CAL: What?God, please don't blow him.
1757
01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:06,077
LINC: Oh.
1758
01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:07,383
No, no, no.
1759
01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:08,862
Holy shit.
1760
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,996
LINC: Fuck.
Oh, what the fuck?
1761
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:13,345
That's coming out.DAPHNE: I don't feel good.
1762
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,305
[PHIL SIGHS]
1763
01:13:20,178 --> 01:13:21,875
Phil, bro, that wasn't even
a blow job, man.
1764
01:13:22,093 --> 01:13:23,224
Seriously, she just bit him.
1765
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:25,009
That was the exact medical
procedure that you would follow
1766
01:13:25,139 --> 01:13:26,619
if Jon had gotten
a snake bite on his penis.
1767
01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:31,232
You okay, Phil?DAPHNE: Hey, guys.
1768
01:13:31,885 --> 01:13:33,104
Daphne. Phil showed you
the wedding video?
1769
01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:35,280
Yes, he did.Oh, my gosh.
It's so good, right?
1770
01:13:35,367 --> 01:13:37,238
Tour de force.Yeah.
1771
01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:38,718
It's so outrageous.
1772
01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:40,198
I can't believe
some of the things you did.
1773
01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:41,199
It was wild.
1774
01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:43,114
It got a little
out of control.Yeah.
1775
01:13:43,201 --> 01:13:44,376
You guys should be
a little embarrassed.
1776
01:13:44,463 --> 01:13:46,030
Oh, yeah.It was humiliating, man.
1777
01:13:46,509 --> 01:13:47,771
DAPHNE: Baby, you okay?
1778
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:49,425
You're not talking a lot.
1779
01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:51,078
Why don't we take off?CAL: Yeah.
1780
01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:53,037
LINC: Hey, enjoy your night.IVAN: Here you go.
1781
01:13:53,516 --> 01:13:54,908
Holy shit.That was fucked up.
1782
01:13:54,995 --> 01:13:56,257
CAL: Let's go, let's go.
Come on.
1783
01:13:57,215 --> 01:13:58,303
LINC: Guys, shh.
1784
01:13:58,390 --> 01:13:59,696
Everything cool, babe?
1785
01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:01,915
LINC: What's he gonna do?CAL: I don't know.
Look at him.
1786
01:14:02,002 --> 01:14:03,003
IVAN: Oh, Jesus Christ.
1787
01:14:03,351 --> 01:14:05,266
CAL: He looks fucking pissed.LINC: He's furious.
1788
01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,270
LINC: Oh, no.CAL: Holy shit.
1789
01:14:09,488 --> 01:14:11,011
You've been a naughty girl,
Daph.
1790
01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:15,102
Seems you've been bad.
You know?
1791
01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:16,495
I've been a bad girl.Mm-hmm.
1792
01:14:17,888 --> 01:14:19,237
CAL: Dude,
he's channeling his rage.IVAN: What?
1793
01:14:19,324 --> 01:14:20,325
CAL: Yeah. Look at him.
1794
01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:22,240
That is pretty fucking Phil.
1795
01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:27,158
♪ Wham bam here I am Goddess of the glitter glam ♪
1796
01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:30,422
♪ Yes catch a breath Gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
1797
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:33,730
♪ Wham bam thank you ma'am! Now I'm here the party is on ♪
1798
01:14:33,817 --> 01:14:36,907
♪ Wow check me out don't know What you've got till it's gone ♪
1799
01:14:36,994 --> 01:14:39,387
♪ Friday morning on the train I got my black suit ♪
1800
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,259
♪ On my office pumps again ♪
1801
01:14:43,391 --> 01:14:45,742
♪ Work is such a bitch
She wants it yesterday ♪
1802
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,005
♪ Nobody hears a word I say ♪
1803
01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:53,837
♪ Can't wait for the time
When I can shed my skin ♪
1804
01:14:54,098 --> 01:14:57,057
♪ You can't read my mind
But if you're wonderin' ♪
1805
01:14:57,188 --> 01:15:00,539
♪ I'm somebody else
You ain't met me before ♪
1806
01:15:00,626 --> 01:15:04,325
♪ I'll put my real face on
And open the door ♪
1807
01:15:06,893 --> 01:15:10,723
♪ Wham bam here I am! Goddess of the glitter glam ♪
1808
01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:13,900
♪ Yes catch a breath, Gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
1809
01:15:14,074 --> 01:15:17,208
♪ Wham bam thank you ma'am! Now I'm here the party is on ♪
1810
01:15:17,338 --> 01:15:19,689
♪ Wow check me out Don't know what you've got ♪
1811
01:15:19,776 --> 01:15:20,907
♪ Till it's gone ♪
1812
01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:28,349
♪ Friday nights were made For this ♪
1813
01:15:28,436 --> 01:15:31,178
♪ I got my red dress on with Slits right up the back ♪
1814
01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:35,835
♪ Lipstick check hot cherry red A perfect ten ♪
1815
01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:37,924
♪ And there ain't nothing wrong With that ♪
1816
01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:43,974
♪ DJ knows what to play Needle droppin' the sounds ♪
1817
01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:47,368
♪ Pump the beat through my veins Ain't no stoppin me now ♪
1818
01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:50,546
♪ Takin over the room When I'm out on the floor ♪
1819
01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:53,853
♪ Get your game face on
And open the door ♪
1820
01:15:56,682 --> 01:16:00,512
♪ Wham bam here I am! Goddess of the glitter glam ♪
1821
01:16:00,599 --> 01:16:03,559
♪ Yes catch a breath, Gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
1822
01:16:03,646 --> 01:16:07,127
♪ Wham bam thank you ma'am! Now I'm here the party is on ♪
1823
01:16:07,214 --> 01:16:09,869
♪ Wow check me out don't know What you've got till it's ♪
1824
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:13,786
♪ Wham bam here I am! Goddess of the glitter glam ♪
1825
01:16:14,047 --> 01:16:17,094
♪ Yes catch a breath, Gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
1826
01:16:17,181 --> 01:16:20,532
♪ Wham bam thank you ma'am! Now I'm here the party is on ♪
1827
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:21,751
♪ Wow check me out ♪
1828
01:16:22,012 --> 01:16:24,275
♪ Don't know what you've got Till it's gone ♪
1829
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,626
♪ Yeah that's right
1830
01:16:29,193 --> 01:16:30,934
♪ You got something
To show me? ♪
1831
01:16:32,457 --> 01:16:33,719
♪ Come over here then
1832
01:16:35,155 --> 01:16:36,809
♪ Wow!
1833
01:16:38,245 --> 01:16:40,596
♪ Boys they really like me
1834
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:43,642
♪ Girls all wanna fight me
1835
01:16:45,122 --> 01:16:48,429
♪ Looking for some action
Give it up, live it up ♪
1836
01:16:48,647 --> 01:16:50,257
♪ Turn the freakin' music up! ♪
1837
01:16:50,388 --> 01:16:53,086
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh o-oh ♪
1838
01:16:53,521 --> 01:16:56,350
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh o-oh ♪
1839
01:16:57,003 --> 01:17:00,267
♪ Wham bam here I am! Goddess of the glitter glam ♪
1840
01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:03,749
♪ Yes catch a breath Gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
1841
01:17:03,836 --> 01:17:07,144
♪ Wham bam thank you ma'am! Now I'm here the party is on ♪
1842
01:17:07,231 --> 01:17:10,103
♪ Wow check me out don't know What you've got till it's ♪
1843
01:17:10,190 --> 01:17:13,846
♪ Wham bam here I am! Goddess of the glitter glam ♪
1844
01:17:13,977 --> 01:17:17,154
♪ Yes catch a breath, Gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
1845
01:17:17,284 --> 01:17:20,287
♪ Wham bam thank you ma'am! Now I'm here the party is on ♪
1846
01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:21,767
♪ Wow check me out ♪
1847
01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:23,856
♪ Don't know what you've got Till it's gone ♪
1848
01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:25,728
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh o-oh ♪
1849
01:17:25,858 --> 01:17:28,339
♪ You don't know what you've got Till its gone ♪
1850
01:17:29,601 --> 01:17:32,604
♪ Till its gone gone gone
Gone gone ♪
1851
01:17:32,865 --> 01:17:36,086
♪ Baby gone gone gone gone ♪
1852
01:17:36,216 --> 01:17:37,522
♪ Till it's gone ♪
1853
01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:39,785
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh o-oh ♪
1854
01:17:40,090 --> 01:17:43,093
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh o-oh ♪
1855
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:44,181
♪ Till it's gone ♪
1856
01:17:44,268 --> 01:17:46,531
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh o-oh ♪
1857
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:49,490
♪ Till its gone gone gone gone ♪
1858
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:51,231
♪ Gone
1859
01:17:51,579 --> 01:17:55,540
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